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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:06,590 Well, we're moving on up. We're moving on up. Too deep down. We're moving on 2 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:07,840 Too deep. 3 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,640 The bomb races down the court. 4 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,570 Oh! 5 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:25,199 Helen Magic Willis tries to steal the ball, but the bomb humiliates her with a 6 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,000 fake. He spins around, he sees an opening, and shoots! 7 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,020 Two points! The crowd leaps to its feet. 8 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,620 So do the paramedics. 9 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:36,790 Jane Willis, you think you had stuff, throw me the ball. 10 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,320 And the ball comes to George in Street, Jefferson. 11 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:02,230 You know, George, you'd be a star if they allowed sofas on the court. 12 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,570 Oh, George, I really want to thank you for inviting me to the basketball game. 13 00:02:07,571 --> 00:02:08,999 Hey, what are friends for? 14 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,379 Besides, I'm taking along a new client, and you and him have a lot in common. 15 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:13,199 Oh, really? What? 16 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,250 You're both white. 17 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:23,300 Is something wrong? 18 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,720 Oh, no, it's Florence. 19 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,070 I thought it was the bride of Frankenstein. 20 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,180 At least I ain't the terror of tiny time. 21 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:35,620 Oh, get that weed. 22 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,330 Me? My nails are wet. 23 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:42,620 Weezy, make a note. Tomorrow we hire a new maid. 24 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,180 Thanks. I could use some help around here. 25 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,110 Oh, hi, everybody. 26 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,800 Hi. 27 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:53,230 Hi. Hey, Ma. 28 00:02:53,231 --> 00:02:56,809 What are we girls going to do tonight? Oh, well, I feel like doing something 29 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:57,860 exciting. 30 00:02:57,861 --> 00:03:02,839 I don't feel much like sitting around either. I wish we could go someplace. 31 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,490 Oh, but there's one little thing standing in our way. 32 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:08,250 Oh, no, there ain't. Mr. Jefferson's just leaving. 33 00:03:08,251 --> 00:03:12,219 No, Florence, I mean we have to look after Jessica. 34 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:14,279 Oh, well, Ginny, I'm not going to leave the apartment tonight. 35 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,220 Oh, the people of New York thank you. 36 00:03:16,221 --> 00:03:21,259 So if you and your mom and Mr. Jefferson want to go out, I'll watch the baby. 37 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,460 Oh, thank you, Florence. 38 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,740 Oh, I have a great idea. 39 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,700 We can all go to the game together. 40 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:28,390 That's a terrible idea. 41 00:03:28,391 --> 00:03:32,069 Going to basketball games is man stuff. Why don't y 'all just stay here and do 42 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:33,120 some women stuff? 43 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,390 Women stuff, George? 44 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:37,690 You mean like baking some cookies? 45 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:41,120 Yeah. And if you make some chocolate chip, hold back the nuts. 46 00:03:42,210 --> 00:03:46,810 Or maybe we could knit some baby booties. Yeah, that's a good idea. 47 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:50,000 Oh, hey, listen. I know what we can do. Let's go to Bumpers. 48 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:52,519 Hey, good idea. You go to Bumpers. We'll see you later. 49 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,679 What's bumpers? Oh, it's a club where they have male strippers. 50 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,679 Oh. 51 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,730 Have a good time. 52 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,390 Male strippers! 53 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,040 You gotta be kidding. 54 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:09,500 Oh, I'm not kidding, Mr. Jefferson. Some friends of mine, they went last night. 55 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:10,780 And they loved it. 56 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,890 Lord have mercy. 57 00:04:12,891 --> 00:04:17,119 I don't believe this. Male strippers? Why would your friends want to go into a 58 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:17,879 place like that? 59 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,290 Because they got tired of peeking in the window. 60 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,730 Now, what is wrong with women watching men strip? 61 00:04:26,731 --> 00:04:28,999 I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It ain't natural. 62 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,070 George, you think it's natural for men to watch women strip? 63 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,270 Of course it is. 64 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:37,180 Women are supposed to strip, and men are supposed to drink beer and watch. 65 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:42,830 Oh, really? 66 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,160 How would you know? 67 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,420 Well, when I was in the Navy, a bunch of guys went and they made me go along. 68 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:56,570 They made you wheezy. War is hell. 69 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:03,790 I would like to go to bumpers. Who knows? It could be a lot of fun. 70 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:07,290 Fun? Watching men get undressed ain't no fun. It's disgusting. 71 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:11,880 Being married to Willis, you should know that better than anybody. 72 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:17,990 Oh, now, come on. Mr. Jefferson, we're just curious. 73 00:05:17,991 --> 00:05:21,959 Yeah, Pop, it's okay. See, women just go there and have a good time, that's all. 74 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,639 A good time, huh? Okay, how would you like it if Jessica went to a place like 75 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,639 that? 76 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,380 Oh, wow, I guess I'd be pretty upset. 77 00:05:27,381 --> 00:05:30,439 Next time Jessica asks to borrow the car keys, you better find out where she's 78 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,490 going. 79 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,740 Wait, what did you say, buddy? 80 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,540 George, you're making a big deal over nothing. 81 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:42,779 It is a big deal. Look, if God wanted men to be strippers, he wouldn't have 82 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:43,830 hair on their legs. 83 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,400 What? Look, Facebook, he's just wrong. 84 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,280 Yes, it's wrong, wrong, wrong. 85 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,160 Lawrence, why are you so upset? 86 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,410 Because for the first time in my life, I'm agreeing with him. 87 00:05:57,411 --> 00:06:01,379 Look, nobody in their right mind wants to sit around and watch guys running 88 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:02,499 around in their shorts. 89 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,030 Right, come on, let's go to a basketball game. Yeah. 90 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:09,010 And I say we all go to bumpers tonight. Are you with us, Louise? 91 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,330 No, she isn't. 92 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,719 I believe Helen asked me, not you. Well, I'm just saving you the trouble of 93 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,770 answering. 94 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:20,020 Louise. Louise is perfectly capable of speaking for herself. 95 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:21,950 Louise. 96 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:25,270 Look, Louise, I forbid you to go to that strip joint. Understand? 97 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:26,620 Well... Good. Case closed. 98 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,800 Look, Louise, I know George is your husband and you love him. 99 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,470 But it infuriates me when a man won't let his wife speak her own mind. 100 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,760 Well, I... That's right, Mrs. Jefferson. 101 00:06:41,761 --> 00:06:43,439 He didn't even let you get a word in. 102 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,940 Well, I... It's disgraceful. 103 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:48,930 ages, is it? 104 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,350 That's right, Ma. 105 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,250 I mean, it's only common courtesy to let someone speak when they want to. 106 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:01,520 Can I say something? Sure, Louise. Speak out. 107 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,700 Well, I don't really want to go to bumpers. 108 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,140 No wonder George doesn't let you talk. 109 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,380 I just don't want to see men strip. 110 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,440 Well, good for you, Miss Jefferson. 111 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,940 Louise, this has nothing to do with watching men thrift. 112 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,920 It doesn't? No. 113 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,620 Look, didn't it make you mad when George forbade you to go? 114 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,240 Of course it did. Then show him that he can't order you around. 115 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:30,920 Go to the show. 116 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,780 But I won't like it there. Well, you see, that's not the point. 117 00:07:34,781 --> 00:07:38,539 There's a principle involved here. Mr. Jefferson, he shouldn't be telling you 118 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,220 where you can and you can't go. 119 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:42,790 That's true. 120 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,520 He treats you like he owns you. 121 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,940 He did, didn't he? 122 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,220 Can't let him get away with that. 123 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:51,940 You're right. 124 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,799 How dare he forbid... So 125 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:04,619 what do you say? You coming with 126 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:07,560 us? Wild horses couldn't stop... 127 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:22,439 Glenn and Jenny are absolutely right. I can't let George order me around. And 128 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:26,360 I'm going to show him once and for all that I'm not afraid of him. 129 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,600 And if George gets home before I do... Yes? 130 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,820 Don't tell him where I went. 131 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:01,090 Oh, too bad. The place is full. Let's go home. 132 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:04,570 Oh, look, there's the table. Come on. 133 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:05,860 This is great. 134 00:09:05,861 --> 00:09:07,409 We've got the best seats in the house. 135 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:11,709 Oh, well, I think that's the better table over there, in the corner, where 136 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,830 dark, behind that palm plant. 137 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:18,370 Oh, oh, look, Louise, it's amateur night. 138 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:23,010 Amateur night? We are paying good money. We should be seen professionals. 139 00:09:23,410 --> 00:09:24,460 Let's go home. 140 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,260 Relax, Mr. Jefferson. 141 00:09:28,261 --> 00:09:29,489 Loosen up. 142 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:30,610 Yeah, come on, Louise. 143 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:32,430 Get into the spirit of things. 144 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,000 Take it off! 145 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,270 Now, you're supposed to wait until the show starts. 146 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,170 Oh, I'm so embarrassed. 147 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,590 Me too. Let's go home. 148 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,770 Can I get you ladies anything? 149 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,190 A glass of Chablis. 150 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,120 I'll have the same, please. 151 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,160 All right. 152 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,060 How about you, ma 'am? 153 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:17,580 Oh, I'll take a skin and tonic. 154 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,660 I'm sorry. 155 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,080 I meant I'll take a sin and tonic. 156 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,140 Make it... Oh, Bloody Mary. 157 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,600 Okay, okay. 158 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:37,140 Let me guess. This is your first time here, right? 159 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:43,199 Right. I'm not a regular or anything. My husband made me come here. Well, he 160 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:49,899 told me not to come here. Well, in fact, he didn't want me to come here, and 161 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:50,950 that's why I'm here. 162 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,040 Make that two Bloody Marys. 163 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,500 Yes. Did you check out? 164 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,070 Now, 165 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,840 in case you get them mixed up, Mean George is the one with the hole in his 166 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,300 Now, one day, Mean George came home from work, walking his walk. 167 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,920 And he started yelling at Sweet Florence. 168 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,780 Where's my dinner? 169 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,690 When's the last time you cleaned this place? 170 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,420 I only had two hands. 171 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,050 Well, try using them. 172 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:09,970 Oh, Mr. Jefferson, isn't that a nickel over there? 173 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,100 Where? 174 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:21,969 First the body stops 175 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,770 working and the brain goes on strike. 176 00:12:23,771 --> 00:12:27,169 Mr. Jefferson, what are you doing back so soon? 177 00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:30,060 Well, we heard about the publisher. We wanted to catch him. 178 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:38,919 Don't you want to know where your wife is? 179 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,799 Where is she? 180 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,850 I can't tell you. 181 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,610 Why not? 182 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,260 Mr. Jefferson made me promise. 183 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,270 Can you tell me? 184 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,940 I thought you'd never ask. 185 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,820 They're over at that bumper place looking at naked men. 186 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,080 They went to bumpers? 187 00:12:57,081 --> 00:12:58,279 Excuse me. 188 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,460 That's right, Lionel. 189 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,220 And remember, I told you, not Mr. Jefferson. 190 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,450 I told Weasley that place was off limits. 191 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,460 Yeah, I'd ground her if I was you. 192 00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:16,699 Look, I ain't kidding. I'm going down there and dragging my wife out of there. 193 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,699 And if you have any sense, you do the same thing. 194 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,950 Okay, but only if we stop and pick up some time feathers on the way. 195 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,200 That's why I count me out, huh? 196 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,710 Some husband you are. You let your wife do whatever she wants. 197 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,960 Come on, Willis, it's just you and me. 198 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,060 No, I'm sorry, George, but it's just you. 199 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:36,309 Well, Helen has the right to go where she pleases. I trust her. This has 200 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,570 to do with trust. It has to do with marriage. 201 00:13:38,571 --> 00:13:42,749 What? Look, Willis, your wife is down there spending the night watching good 202 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,369 -looking men take their clothes off. 203 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:49,070 So? So, what's going to happen when she comes home and compares those men to me? 204 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,400 Let's go. 205 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,739 a good time. 206 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,180 Yeah, we'll put an end to that. 207 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,300 Why, you were great. 208 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:03,560 Well, I was a little embarrassed, but I must admit it was a lot of fun. 209 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:10,440 Well, now that we've had our fun, can I please go home? Okay, come on, Weasley. 210 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,530 The orgy's over. 211 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,610 Tom! 212 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,180 Come on, we're going home. 213 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,360 You too, Helen. Let's go. 214 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,200 Tom, I'm not going anywhere. 215 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:30,119 I told you not to come to your disobey, but now you're leaving. Get this through 216 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,039 your head, George. 217 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,680 I don't take orders from you. 218 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,490 Mr. Jefferson, 219 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,180 you are causing a scene. 220 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,660 I want you out of here, shrimp, and take the blimp with you. 221 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,030 I'm staying, and so is the blimp. 222 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,890 Do you want to stand up and say that? 223 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,990 George, she has a tattoo. 224 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:30,090 You can take her. Just pretend she's between you and a hot meal. 225 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,210 Hold, George. 226 00:17:32,211 --> 00:17:35,159 Yeah, I'm going home. Are you coming with me? 227 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,180 Is that in order? Damn right it is. 228 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,940 George. Yeah? 229 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,680 Stick it in a blender and grind it. 230 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,880 You heard the lady. 231 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,600 It's a good thing we're leaving. 232 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,210 Because you wouldn't want to see me when I get ugly. 233 00:18:06,401 --> 00:18:08,819 George, at least we tried. 234 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,419 Try? Trying ain't good enough. I want my wife out of here. 235 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:14,850 Well, I want my wife out of here, too, but I'm not going to drag her out. 236 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,170 Hey, 237 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,310 hey, wait a minute. 238 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,740 What about if she drags you out? 239 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,700 What? Look, Willis, it's amateur night. 240 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,410 That means you and me can get up on the stage and strut our stuff. 241 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,440 Are you crazy, George? 242 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,180 My stuff is not struttable. 243 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,880 I'm not stripping. Listen, Willis. 244 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,030 No, no, you listen to me. 245 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,340 I'm a publisher. 246 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:44,410 I deliberately chose that career so I could keep my clothes on. 247 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,250 We don't have to strip. See, that's the beauty of my plan. 248 00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:51,909 As soon as we unbutton the first button, our wives will be up there begging us 249 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,349 to stop and promising they'll never come back here again. 250 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,770 Do you really think it'll work? Trust me. Come on. 251 00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:06,530 Louise, I'm proud of the way you stood up to George. You are wonderful. 252 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,810 Thank you. 253 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,310 Let's go home. 254 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,530 What? 255 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:16,800 Well, I didn't want to leave with George, but I'm just not comfortable 256 00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:19,919 Oh, well, if you really want to go, it's okay with me. 257 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,970 Me too. 258 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,080 Anyway, I don't think anyone could top Cowboy Carl. 259 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,680 Ladies, your attention, please. 260 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,580 Have you enjoyed your beefcake so far? 261 00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:39,209 Double your pleasure and double your fun. So let's give a double -barreled 262 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:44,170 of applause for a really dynamic duo, Tom Terrific and gorgeous George. 263 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,640 It's all we need. 264 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,850 get your bag. You just keep reading your palm. 265 00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:36,830 Let's hurry, Helen. 266 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,720 Jenny can't hold that cap for long. 267 00:22:09,701 --> 00:22:16,909 I thought maybe if you saw these guys taking their clothes off, you might see 268 00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:18,449 someone you like better than me. 269 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:21,610 But where in the world did you get a crazy idea like that? 270 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:26,860 Oh. 271 00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:30,270 Tom. Tom, you don't have anything to worry about. 272 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,490 There's nobody better than you. 273 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:34,340 Thank you, Helen. 274 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,170 Oh, and he'll believe anything. 275 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:47,040 George, what on earth possessed you to pull a crazy trick like this? 276 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,940 Look, I just did it to prove a point. 277 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,350 What point? 278 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,040 That I married a jackass? 279 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:58,020 Look, you said you wanted to see men strip, right? I never said that. 280 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,800 Then what are you doing here? 281 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:05,380 I only came because you ordered me not to. I didn't even want to come here. 282 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,240 Then why didn't you just say so? 283 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:10,560 I never had a chance. You wouldn't discuss it with me. 284 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,039 It's disgusting. 285 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:15,350 Jenny said she wanted to bring you here, and I said absolutely not. 286 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,640 George, there was someone missing from that conversation. 287 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,580 Me. I thought our marriage was a partnership. 288 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,080 Yeah, you're right, Weezy. 289 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:32,899 Then don't you think it's wrong for one of us to tell the other what they can or 290 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:33,679 cannot do? 291 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,880 Yeah, Weezy, I'm sorry. 292 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,820 Thank you, George. 293 00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:40,219 But I don't see why you wouldn't come here anyway. 294 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:43,410 I mean, ain't nothing here gonna compare to what you got at home. 295 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:50,580 And now, let's have a warm welcome for our next performer, Gentleman Johnny. 296 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,900 What is it, sweetheart? 297 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,720 You know, George, you look a little tired. 298 00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:08,349 Why don't you go on and I'll meet you later. 299 00:24:08,350 --> 00:24:12,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23703

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