All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s06e21 The Loan

Well, we're moving on now. We're moving
on now.

If you don't keep still, I'm going to
stick you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Jefferson. I guess
I'm just excited about the Christmas.

Imagine me, Jessica's godmother, I'll be
holding her, standing there proud. If I

don't finish this dress by Saturday,
you'll be standing there naked.

Hey, Weez, I'm home.

Oh, hi, George. You're just in time.

Lionel and Jenny should be here any
minute. What does they want to tell us

that's so important?

I hope they ain't changed their mind
about me being Jessica's godmother.

Oh, don't worry, Florence. They said it
was good news.

Oh, maybe they changed their mind about
Alan Willis being a godfather.

George, don't be ridiculous.

Jenny's brother will make a perfect
godfather.

Sure he would, if it wasn't for two
things.

What two things?

Well, he's white, and he ain't black.

Florence, what do I have to do to stop
you from moving?

Hand her a mop.

Bye, George. Are we late?

No, you're early.

Come back in 20 years.

You know what this meeting with Lionel
and Jenny is all about? I'm really lost.

Well, look, why don't you take the
elevator upstairs and you'll be home.

Did Jenny say anything to you, Helen?

No, she just said it was a big surprise.

I hope the baby is starting to turn
white.

Maybe Lionel won some kind of award.

Oh, that ain't no surprise.

He's my son, ain't he?

Well, maybe he got another promotion.

Yeah, there ain't no surprise either.
He's still my son, ain't he?

I hope he didn't do anything stupid.

Why would he do that?

Well, he's your son, ain't he?

You know, I can hardly wait to see the
look on their faces when we tell them.

Oh, Lionel, I can't remember when I've
been this excited.

Yeah, me neither. Except for one night
about ten years ago.

Oh, you mean when you met me?

No, when the Mets won the pennant.

Which one of these hats do you think
looks better?

Oh, this one.

Why? Because it ain't got your face
under it.

Hey, buddy boy.

Hi, kids.

Where's Jessica?

Oh, we left her with a sitter.

Oh, I would have taken care of her.
Forget it, Blanche. You do too much

as it is.

Well, how's everybody?

Curious. Yes, what's this mystery all
about?

Yeah, come on, hurry up and tell her.

Yeah, this suspense is killing me.

On second thought, take your time.

Okay, everybody, stop pushing.

Just give them a chance.

Okay, you've had your chance. What is
it?

Okay, okay, we'll tell you.

Now, after a couple has been married a
few years, what is it they want more

anything else?

A divorce?

Just kidding, Weave.

Come on, you two. What is it?

We bought a home. A co -op apartment.

Oh, that's wonderful.

When did you do that?

A week ago.

A week ago? How could you keep it a
secret?

Yeah, I couldn't buy a home without
running out and telling everybody.

You couldn't buy a pair of pantyhose
without running out.

See, see, we wanted to surprise you.
Yeah, we figured if we told you, you'd

worry about how many bedrooms it has,
where is it, if we could afford it. Oh,

don't be ridiculous.

How many bedrooms does it have? Where is
it? Can you afford it?

Two, right in this neighborhood, and
yes, if we budget care.

Well, congratulations.

That's great news.

Yeah, you start off with that place, and
you trade it in for a bigger and better

place, and with a little luck, you'll
wind up like me.

And with a lot of luck, you won't.

Excuse me, I better go fix this dress. I
want to look nice for the Christmas.

Uh -huh, and sew a hood on it.

Oh, in all this excitement, I forgot
something upstairs.

Yeah, you forgot to stay up there?

Now, listen here, George.

Oh, never mind.

Wait a minute.

You got something to say to me? Say it
to my face.

I don't know if I can get down that low.

I'll be right back.

What are you going to go get, Ma?

Oh, I have a surprise.

Well, I'll give you a hint.

It's white, something to wear, and very,
very tiny.

And it's not one of George's shirts.

Oh, hello, everybody.

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Bentley. I was just
leaving. What a coincidence. So was

Bentley.

Actually,

Mr. J., I'm returning something.

Here's your Johnny Mathis album, Mr. J.
Oh, did he get your date in a romantic

mood? Oh, it certainly did. She went
back to her old boyfriend.

Let's have a drink to celebrate.

Good idea. I wasn't really that fond of
her anyway.

Oh, no, Mr. Bentley. We're celebrating
Lionel and Jenny's new purchase. They

just bought a place of their own. Oh,
congratulations.

Thank you, Mr. Bentley. Yes, I remember
my first place. Now, that sense of pride

and ownership, it was a place I could
call my own forever.

A place I would defend to my last
breath, that I would fight for with my

ounce of strength.

Whatever became of it? I sold it to the
highest bidder.

It reminds us of our first place, right,
Weave? The ceilings leak, the faucets

drip, the floors creak. Yeah, I love
that place.

You did. It looked like an ad for better
homes than ghettos.

Oh, I remember how Helen and I struggled
in our first place.

It only had one and a half baths. No
wonder you struggled. How do you expect

fit in a half a bath?

Oh, well, here it is.

Jessica's christening gown.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, but I'm afraid I have some bad news,
too.

Alan called while I was upstairs.

He got snowed in in Minneapolis, and he
can't make it to the christening. I

thought you said you had bad news.

Oh,

I really wanted Alan to be here.

Well, what are we going to do now? We
don't have a godfather. We need a proxy.

A proxy? What do we need with glue?

No, Mr. J, a proxy. Someone to take
Alan's place.

Well, let's see. Who could we get?

It should be somebody close to the
family.

Someone we all know and love?

Hey,

how about Mr. Bentley?

Who, me?

Oh, I'll be on it. Oh, yeah, that's
great. Look, you gotta get rid of that

by Saturday. Oh, Mr. Bentley.

I'm so excited. Do you know what I'm
going to do? Yep, leave.

Well, I'm glad that Mr. Bentley will be
here, but the christening just won't be

the same without Alan.

Sure it will. Bentley's white.

Hey, come on, everybody. Let's have a
drink.

Oh, that's a great idea.

Here, Helen. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Here, sweetheart.

Thank you, Daddy.

Now, come on.

Here's to happier things. Oh, yeah. To
your new home.

Congratulations.

When do we get to see it?

How about right now? I'll get the real
estate agent on the phone.

Oh,

he's really excited about our new place.

I'll say, it's almost like he's a father
all over again.

Next thing you know, he'll be passing
out cigars that say, it's a co -op.

What?

But why?

Oh, no, but the bank said... Well,
you're damn right I'll call them.

What's wrong? Can't we get the key to
the place? It looks like we can't even

to the place.

What? The bank turned down our loan.
They said I'm a bad risk.

I don't know, but I'm calling up Hudson
Fidelity to find out. Hello? Yeah, let

me talk to Mr.

Sweeney. I can't understand why they
would turn Lionel down.

Maybe he doesn't make enough money.

Jefferson not making enough money?
Impossible.

I don't know, George. Sometimes banks
can be very tight with their money.

Oh, yeah? What do banks know about
money?

Oh, they said he's gone for the day, but
I'm going down there tomorrow on my

lunch hour and get to the bottom of
this.

Hey, wait, hold it, Lionel. Look, I got
a better idea.

Well, go down to my bank. Or I can
introduce you to my banker, Lionel.

got the loan by myself, I lost it by
myself, and I'm gonna try to get it back

myself. But couldn't we help you do it
by yourself?

Look, well, I'm not a kid anymore, and I
appreciate your offer, but this is my

problem, and I'm gonna work it out on my
own. Let's go, Jen.

I gotta think this thing out.

Uh, well, uh, see you later.

Oh.

Tom.

Tom, maybe we should go down to Hudson
Fidelity and talk to this Mr. Sweeney.

Maybe we can help Lionel get his loan.

No, no, not you two.

This calls for somebody that's bright
and clever and knows how to handle

You're right, George.

You do it, Louise.

No, you heard what Lionel said.

He doesn't want any of us to interfere.

Oh, but Louise... Come on, Tom. Louise
is right. We should stay out of it.

After all, you always fought your own
battle, didn't you?

No, I had an older sister.

George,

I want you to promise not to interfere.

Now, when was the last time I did
something you didn't want me to do?

A .M. or P .M.?

Well, how's the first day on the job
going, Miss Hawkins?

Oh, okay.

I'm a little nervous, though.

You got nothing to worry about.

I'm here to protect you.

Mr.

Sweeney? Yes. Hi, George Jefferson.

Jefferson Cleaners?

Seven stores throughout the city. You
own Jefferson Cleaners? That's right.

You ruined one of my leisure suits.

Well, uh, you look like too hard of work
to be wearing leisure suits anyway.

What can I do for you, Mr. Jefferson?

I'm here about a loan.

For a new cleaning machine, I hope. Oh,
good one.

Ah, what a great little toy.

Gift from my boss.

What's it do?

Drives me nuts.

About your loan.

Oh, yeah. Well, actually, it's not for
me. It's for my son, Lionel Jefferson.

You turned him down, and he's got to
have it, so I'm here to guarantee it

myself. Now, I have with me my financial
statement.

Okay.

Well, how's it look? Not too good.

What?

A loaf of bread, a head of lettuce. Oh,
I'm sorry.

Grocery list.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, by the way, you got to make
sure Lionel doesn't hear anything about

this. Oh, I'm not sure that's possible.

Well, why not? I mean, I'll throw some
business your way. My lips are sealed.

Let me get the fire.

Here we go, Mr... Where did he go?

Who? The man who was sitting here. He
was just... Never mind.

What can I do for you?

Well, my name is Louise Jefferson, and
I'm here about my son Lionel's loan.

Lionel? Lionel Jefferson?

I know he was turned down, but I'm here
to cosign for him.

All right, Mrs. Jefferson. I'll go get
the forms we need.

Oh. And it has to be absolutely
confidential.

Somehow I knew that.

And I'm here about a loan for my son -in
-law, Lionel Jefferson.

I should have guessed.

What? Well, just a minute ago... Hey,
lady.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just scratching my back.

All right, Mrs. Willis.

I'll go and get the form.

You'll be here when I get back.

Why should I leave?

Who knows?

But you'll be here.

I promise.

I'll just play with this until you get
back.

me she wouldn't leave.

I beg your pardon?

Never mind.

At least I know you're not here for the
Jefferson loan.

Why, yes, I am.

How did you know?

Hey, am I on candid camera or something?

Pardon?

I know.

Oh,

I always wanted one of these for my
desk.

Take it. It's yours.

like to make a deposit?

I'm not here to put money in.

Oh, that's what I was afraid of.

Oh, Lord, you almost saw me. They seem
to kill me.

What's your name?

Why, Helen, Louise, what are you doing
here?

I was just going to ask you the same
thing. I know why you're all here, and

should be ashamed of yourselves.

Don't you think Lionel's going to handle
his own business?

Well, George, what are you doing here?

Robbing a bank?

Oh, this damn cuff link.

Look at that.

Oh, here, let me help you. Thanks,
please.

Am I on time?

After yesterday, you're lucky you're not
on bread and water.

Prepare the flanges, cook, and that will
be a gourmet meal.

Thanks, I got it.

Are the kids here yet?

No, they're due any second. Now,
remember, we don't know anything about

loan. Oh, I hope I can act surprised.

That's easy.

Just pretend the doctor told you you
lost a pound.

Well, I'm all ready for the Christmas.

Oh, Florence, you look wonderful.

Oh, thank you, Miss Willard. Are you
sure this hemline ain't too high? I

want the Lord to think I'm a fast woman.

Don't worry about it, Florence. He's
seen you work.

George, stop that.

Oh, that's okay, Miss Jefferson.

What can you expect from a man with ears
like that?

What's the matter with my ears?

You ain't got nothing between them.

Oh, that must be Lionel and Jenny.
Everybody act natural.

Except you, George. You behave.

Oh, hi, kid.

Oh, my goodness.

Baby Jessica.

You two look happy. You must have good
news, huh? Yeah, how'd you know?

Well, lucky guess.

It's about the loan.

The loan?

What loan?

The loan on the car.

Oh, that loan.

Yeah, it's been approved.

What? Boy, am I surprised.

Are you surprised?

Oh, yes, I'm surprised.

We're also surprised.

Aren't you surprised, Tom?

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'll say. You could have knocked me
over with a feather.

They could knock you over with a whole
bird.

You know, it was a lot easier than I
thought. I just walked in, talked to Mr.

Sweeney, and I handed it along back in
ten minutes.

Oh, now, Lionel, you know that isn't
true.

It only took you five minutes.

Oh, Lionel, that's wonderful.

Oh, we better get Jessica in a
christening gown.

It's upstairs. I'll go with you.

Are you sure you don't want to stay here
and listen to Lionel brag?

Uh, Jenny, when you come through, it
ain't bragging. All right.

Oh, Lionel, we're so proud of you.

But I know who's really responsible.

You do?

Yeah, Pop, I know what you did for me.
You do?

Sure. Hey, and I really appreciate it.

You do?

Yeah, well, you're the one who always
taught me the way to solve a problem,

it, head on. Oh, yeah.

Oh, hell, it sounds like you had that
loan officer eating right out of your

hand. Yeah, I guess so.

You know, he even gave me this little
game he had on his desk. Oh, that stupid

metal ball thing?

Yeah, yeah, the metal...

How'd you know that?

Oh, lucky guess.

No, Pop, you went down there and talked
to Mr. Sweeney, didn't you? Oh, look,

Lionel, I... Damn, Pop, you arranged the
whole thing.

No, I didn't. They helped, too.

In fact, it was all Willis' fault.

My fault?

That's right. If you would have torn up
Sweeney's car, we never would have known

where to go.

Let's see here, George. Lionel, where
are you going?

Why should I tell you? You'd only
interfere.

Yeah, oh, hello, Lionel.

Nice talking to you.

What a glorious day for a crippling.
Shut up, Bentley.

Well, that's one man's opinion.

How are you, Mrs. J?

Glad to hear it.

Lionel, don't you think you are
overreacting?

Overreacting? You let me go down there
and make a fool out of myself in front

the people at the bank, then come back
and make a fool out of myself in front

you. Look, I know your pride is hurt.

But we were just trying to help. Trying
to help, but you did it all. Look, Mom,

I am over 21 now.

When, when are you going to stop trying
to hold my hand?

Lionel, I'm not trying to hold your
hand.

All right, Lionel. I know we were wrong
to go to the bank behind your back. Oh,

no kidding.

But we only did it because we love you.

Can't you understand that?

Your father and I brought you into this
world.

Clothed you.

fed you, took care of you for most of
your life.

It's not that easy to let go.

Okay, look, Mom. I appreciate everything
you've done for me. I really do. But

from now on, do me a favor.

Let me run my own life. Okay, if that's
what you want.

I promise I'll never interfere in your
life again.

But you have to promise me something,
too. Name it.

You have to promise me that when Jessica
turns 21, you will never try to help

her with anything.

Well, here she is.

Daddy's little girl.

Yeah, she is Daddy's little girl.

And I guess she always will be.

Well, come on, Daddy's little girl.

Uh, Mom, I don't know what to say. Don't
say anything.

Just let us help you with the loan.

The loan?

find out?

Look, Lionel, I'm sorry.

Helen and I are, too.

No, no, I'm the one who should be sorry.

Oh, you want us to help?

Well, hey, I guess that's what parents
are for, huh? Hey!

Well,

what's going on out here?

I'll explain it to you on the way.

Oh,

I hope everything goes well.

A good christening means good things
will follow.

Oh, not always. My grandfather went to a
wonderful christening that ended

horribly. Whose christening was that?
The Titanic.

Lionel, look.

From now on, I promise you, we won't
interfere. We're going to let you run

own life. That's right. No more
interfering.

Right.

Maybe on the way back from the church,
we can show everybody our new plays.

That's a great idea.

I can hardly wait to see it.

Well, don't get too excited. It still
needs wallpaper and drape. Oh, Jenny,

father and I would love to get you new
wallpaper. It's a housewarming gift.

And I'll get you the drape.

And I'll throw in a new carpet.

Carpet? That ain't nothing.

Hell, I'm going to buy a whole new
living room instead.

Ain't nothing too good for my son.

Pop, I thought you just said you were
going to let me run my own life. I am,

Louder. You can pick out whatever
furniture you want.