All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s06e05 Now You See It 2.eng

Well, we're moving on up. Moving on up.
To the side. Moving on up. To a D,

lots of apartments in the sky.

Moving on up. Moving on up. To the side.
Moving on up.

We finally got a piece of the pie.

This don't fry in the kitchen.

Last week, the Jeffersons were getting
ready for a Halloween party.

I'm going to win that costume contest
tonight because I got... Florence,

peel me a grape.

Well, here's another fine mess you've
gotten me into.

Ducky Dempster.

Oh, the bathroom door must be stuck
again. I'm coming, Miss Jefferson.

Here, Florence, let me help.

Boy, there must be a strong telescope.

I saw a man kill someone.

The killer was a rabbit.

Lord have mercy.

Hello.

My wife said that the killer was a
rabbit.

A white rabbit.

A white rabbit.

And tell him just before he shot the
guy, he hit him with a big carrot.

Hello? Right.

Uh, uh, my name? Tom Willis.

Bye -bye!

I got him, Mrs. J. Where did he get
going? To the bathroom, do you mind? You

can't fool me, Jocko.

Mr. Bentley, that's not him.

Perhaps you're just imagining things.

That's what George and Florence said.

Maybe they were right.

But I could have sworn I saw a rabbit
with horn -rimmed glasses and a mustache

kill somebody.

I wish we would have him get back with
that ice.

My mouth is dry as the Sahara Desert.

And as big as the Grand Canyon.

Hey, George, come look at this. Is that
woman in the bikini still doing jumper

jacks? No, she's doing deep knee bends.

I bet it wasn't her knees you were
looking at.

You're not being naughty, are you,
Ollie?

Certainly not, Stanley.

Good.

Well,

you're looking much better now, Mrs. J.
You're getting some of your color back.

Well, you know what I mean.

Mr. Bentley, I feel so stupid about
making you jump that rabbit in the bar.

Please don't tell anyone what happened.

You have my word of honor as an
Englishman.

A dirty dempster would say, keep a smile
on your face and a whirl in your

porridge.

Right.

Well, I'm going in there, try to act
like nothing has happened, have a great

time.

How do I look?

Oh, good.

Well, when I'm good, I'm very, very
good.

But when I'm...

I'm even better.

Hello, everybody.

Hey, Weasley. I'm glad to see you back.

It's not my back you're glad to see.

No.

Oh, Mr.

and Mrs. Willis, what marvelous
costumes.

They're the elephant's galoshes.

Well, thank you.

I think.

Oh, Mr. Bentley, you look just like Red
Button.

Oh, no, I'm Ducky Dempster, the king of
comedy.

King of comedy? I thought you was the
Duke of Dumb.

Now, not only is Ducky a brilliant
humorist, he's also an astounding

Do you want to see a trick? No.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, presenting
Ducky the Great.

Are you going to pull a rabbit out of
your hat?

That ain't nothing weird if you pull the
rabbit out of that telescope.

What?

George, please.

Ha!

What does George mean?

Ha!

Well, Weasley was looking through
Bentley's telescope and she thought she

murder. What?

Ha!

And she said the killer was dressed like
a rabbit. Ha, ha.

It must have been someone fooling
around.

Oh!

Yeah, well, it is Halloween.

And every weirdo in the city is out
tonight.

Hey!

Not every weirdo.

I can't understand why my flash powder
isn't working.

Flash powder?

Yes, you see, I have some up my sleeve.
And when I go, ha!

A puff of smoke is supposed to appear.

Maybe it's because you're doing that old
white magic.

Oh, those look delicious. Delicious,
Florence.

What are they?

Uh -oh. Sounds like Spielbergers.

Ain't you got nothing else?

Oh, peanuts.

That's more like it.

You dummy.

Dummy? You scared me half to death.

Well, then let's try it again and go for
the other help.

Yeah, you tried. You'd be going for the
unemployment line.

Oh, will you two stop it?

What's the matter?

Oh, I don't know. It's just that can't
you two ever be nice to each other? I'm

always nice.

Then why don't you show it?

Come on. Say something nice to each
other. Okay, that's easy.

At least try.

Like your hat.

I like your hat.

Your cane is nice.

So is your horn.

I think you look good.

I think you look cute.

I think you look wonderful.

I think you look terrific.

Sensational. Fantastic.

I think I'm getting nauseous.

Good, because I couldn't take much more
of that.

Me neither. I hate your hat.

Yeah. I just hate what's under yours.

And now, before your very eyes, I'm
going to make my leg disappear.

Why stop with your leg?

And now for my next pick.

Hey, we better get down to the party.

We don't want to be late for the costume
contest.

Oh, no, my dress.

Oh, I hope that hors d 'oeuvre doesn't
leave a stain.

If flowers made it, you better hope it
don't leave a hole.

Look, you all go ahead.

I'd better get this out right away.

Okay, Weasley, but don't be late.

Don't worry.

Nothing's going to keep me from that
costume contest.

Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

you doing here?

You know why I'm here.

Oh, right.

You want some candy?

I'll go borrow some from the neighbors.

Now, look, you'd better get out of here.

I'm not alone, you know. I know that
everybody else just left.

That's right.

But we, we've got a dog.

One word from me and I'll tear you to
pieces.

Sure, lady.

Look, I'm warning you, mister. All
right.

Stick him, Fang!

Kill, Fang!

What happened to Fang?

Well, he's old. He can't hear too well.
I don't want to clean him.

I know that you're the one who saw me
through the telescope.

Telescope? What telescope?

That telescope.

Oh, that telescope.

You don't see anything through that.

Well, that's not what I heard.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Downstairs at the bar, I heard you
talking to that English guy who looked

Pinky Lee.

Pinky Lee?

Oh, no, that... I'm a candid lady.

I'm going to see to it that you don't go
peeping in any more windows.

You can't hit me with that.

Why not? It's my carrot.

I mean, I'll scream and the neighbors
will hear.

Besides, you've got nothing to worry
about. Nobody believes I saw anything

through that telescope.

Everybody thinks I'm crazy.

Crazy, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, it does?

I'm not going to use this.

Oh, thank goodness.

I'm going to throw you off the balcony.

Off the balcony?

Perfect. Crazed housewife takes suicide
plunge.

Come on. No, please, don't do this. Hey,
listen, you win some and you lose some.

Me, I'm lucky.

Really? Well, if you hurry downstairs,
maybe you'll stay lucky and win the

contest. That's a great costume.

I'm lucky because I decided to hide out
at that costume party. Otherwise, I

never would have known that you saw me
shoot that guy.

Look, why don't you just rob me?

Take a lamp, the silver.

I'll write your checks.

Hey, lady, do I look stupid?

What for?

It's Halloween.

All right, all right, all right. Answer
the door.

Answer the door.

But remember, one false move and I turn
you into a ghost.

Trick or treat.

Oh, look, a little devil.

Here, let me see if I have something for
you. Oh, I just remembered we are all

out of candy.

Well, come on, Roger. No, wait a minute.

Over here, Roger.

Have some hors d 'oeuvres. They are
delicious.

And while you're at it, Roger, have some
fruit.

It's good for you.

Here's an apple.

Here's an orange.

This is plastic.

Oh, it's okay. It'll stay fresh longer.

Aren't some of these costumes terrific?

Yeah. When I was a kid, I always dressed
up as a cowboy.

Oh, you must have been a cute little
buckaroo with your thick shooter.

No, we were so poor we could only afford
a three -shooter.

I'm trying to remember what my first
costume was.

Whatever it was, it was extra large.

I think I'll get another drink.

Me too.

I'm going to win that costume contest
for sure. Ain't nobody's costume as good

as mine.

Well, almost nobody.

Halloween must be a real crazy night for
you cops, huh?

You ain't kidding.

Right before I got off duty, I had to
answer a shooting call down by the

Shooting call?

Hey, Charlie, how about another round?
Oh, coming right up. Excuse me, but I

have to make a withdrawal from the blood
bank.

Hey, you know something, Will?

It's a good thing we ain't here to see
this guy. She'd think he was a killer

rabbit.

Yeah.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, my costume's making this gun stick
right in my ribs.

Did you hear that?

The rabbit's got a gun.

Maybe Weezy wasn't seeing things after
all.

You think that is Louisa's killer
rabbit?

Well, how many rabbits with guns do you
know in the neighborhood?

Well, see if you can hear what he's
saying. All right, but don't push.

Man, that shooting wiped me out.

Shoot him. It is him.

What are we going to do? He's leaving.

Bullies. What?

If you're George Jefferson, I'd like you
to meet Officer Jenkins.

Oh, hey, bro.

How many fools you got in this place?

Look, officer, I'm sorry.

Here, let me buy you a drink, okay? I
can use one.

Oh, Mr.

J. Hello.

You two know each other?

Oh, yes, we're neighbors.

Well, figures.

Mr. Bentley.

Mr. Bentley.

I have to go to the powder room. Would
you hold my horn?

Well, all right, Florence, but it's
almost time for me to view the dog

Oh, I just want to fix my face. It'll
only take a minute.

Sounds like an all -night job to me.

Thank you.

Oh, boy, wait till I tell the other kids
about this.

Why don't you call them now? Here's the
phone.

Invite them all over.

We really must be going. Yes, they
really must be going. But you can't

Why not?

Why not?

Because you haven't tried my chocolate
cake yet. You have cake?

No, but I'll bake one.

That's all right.

Come along.

No, wait, please.

You like butterscotch, don't you?

Yeah. Oh, well, here's some without the
butter.

Really? Goodbye.

I have a pot roast in the kitchen.

All right, very funny.

Now get out on the balcony.

But I'm afraid of heights. Who ain't?

But everybody knows I'm scared of high
places.

I'd never commit suicide by jumping off
the balcony.

What do you want me to do, throw you off
the coffee table?

Come on, outside.

No, they'd never believe it.

Okay, all right. Go into the kitchen,
put your head in the oven, and turn on

gas.

I'd never do that either. Why not?

It's electric.

All right, what would you do?

I'd let me go.

Oh, come on, I mean... Okay, okay, okay.

I'd, um...

Uh, pills.

I take sleeping pills. Sleeping pills?
Do you have any? Oh, yeah. They're in

that bathroom. Show me.

This better work.

Oh, God. Oh, so... We're in here?

We're in the drawer?

Oh,

Mr. Bentley, it's you.

Yeah, it's time to take a look at Syria.

Oh, the rabbit. No, the dog star. Didn't
I tell you?

Oh, somebody's trapped in the bathroom.
Yes, I... It's all right.

Thank you.

Okay, okay.

I'm going to have to make this look like
a double suicide.

I don't suppose that you two are having
a... Okay,

we'll have to shoot you both then. A gun
and a rabbit suit. You're the killer

rabbit, Mrs. J. You were right.

Tell me about it.

Okay, both of you, over by the balcony.
Let's go. All right, all right, but

there's something I want to say first.
What? I don't want to die.

Hey, Wheezy, the costume contest is
going to start soon.

Don't move, shorty.

Shorty, who the hell you call?

Well, I ain't real tall.

George, he's the killer.

The killer?

Oh. Hey, hi.

Why don't you sit down and let's talk
about this?

Or we can stand.

I gotta think.

All right, take your time. Shut up.

I've got to do something.

Hey, look, why don't you just take it
easy? Okay. Now, how'd you get yourself

into this mess?

It's a long story.

Well, I love long stories.

Well, my mother used to tell me about
Goldilocks, you know?

I'd always tell her to throw in the
extra bear.

Look, Shorty. Hey, but you know what my
favorite is?

Snow White and the 42 Dwarfs.

Where did everybody go?

Another one!

I don't believe this.

Oh, sorry. Wrong apartment.

Not so.

Not so?

Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the
door.

Heads up.

Heads up. Get on.

All right. Now I got a bullet in here
for each one of you. If you run short,

somebody else can have mine.

rush him. He can only get one of us. I
heard that. It was just a thought.

I'm going to blast the first person who
takes a step toward me.

Hey, y 'all.

George,

I'm scared. Would you hold my hand?

Sure, Winston. Hold mine, too, would you
please?

Bentley, why don't you do something?
You're bigger than he is.

Am I? How tall are you?

Hey, Bentley.

I know exactly where to find one angry
cop.

Fatso, huh?

Hello, Charlie.

Charlie, I want to speak to my good
buddy, Officer Rabbit. I mean, Officer

Deacon.

Boy,

that was really something.

One rabbit dragging another rabbit off
to jail.

I hope they put that creep on lettuce
and water.

Well, I'm just happy to know that the
poor man I saw shot will be all right.

Yeah, from now on, whenever you tell me
something, I promise I'm going to

believe it.

That's right. A man and wife should be
of the same mind.

And color.

Well, I've just got to turn in. Don't
you just love my trophy?

No. You didn't win the fair and square.

Oh, George, don't be such a poor loser.

Mr. J, how was I to know the judge was a
Ducky Dempster fan?

As Ducky Dempster would say... Shut up,
Bentley.

Shut up, Bentley.

Oh, no, he'd never say that.

Now, good night, all.

Good night, Mr. Bentley.

George, I feel like going to bed, too.

Wait, is the party still going strong? I
ain't even sleepy.

Who said anything about sleep?

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