All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s06e04 Now You See It 1

Well, we're moving on up. Moving on up.

Thank you, Mrs. J. You're going to
Charlie's Halloween party tonight,

you? Yes, I've got my costume right
here.

You're going as a file clerk.

Oh, no. This is just some work from the
help center.

When you stop by before the party,
you'll get to see my costume.

Oh, splendid.

I just love Halloween.

The goblins, the monsters, the ghouls.
It's what America is all about.

Did you call about the jack -o'
-lantern?

Why not?

Oh.

Huh?

I'm sorry, Mr. Jefferson. I just didn't
have time to carve the pumpkin.

Oh, that's a shame.

Halloween is not the same without a jack
-o' -lantern.

We could stick a candle in Mr.
Jefferson's mouth and watch his eyes

Oh, Florence, I want to show you
something.

How do I look?

Like you mugged a muppet.

You see it my way.

Oh, it was a great idea for all of us to
dress up as old movie stars. Yeah, I

know it was a great idea. It was my
idea.

I'm going to win that costume contest
tonight because I got... Like I was

saying, when those judges see me, their
eyes are going to pop out. I'm going to

be so sharp.

Stop that!

Tonight's going to be great.

I'm going to go up there to pick up my
trophy.

I'm going to feel like...

George, Florence is just having fun. But
I hate fish.

It's only rubber.

Oh, yeah, it probably tastes like your
pot roast.

You know, Halloween is so much fun.

Yeah, I remember when I was a kid.

You must have a great memory.

We were so poor, we used to buy for
apple corn.

Tell me about it. My first party, I
couldn't afford a costume.

So I just wrapped myself up in tinfoil
and came as leftovers.

When we went trick -or -treating, we
usually didn't get no candy.

So we just went around soaping windows.

I never did that.

From the looks of these windows, you
still don't.

When it comes to work, I do my share.

Yeah, you share it with everybody else.

Oh, please, don't you two start. I just
want a quiet, peaceful evening.

I've been working so hard at the help
center, it's got me seeing double.

Lord, that must be rough, seeing two of
him.

Oh, I better get dressed.

I invited Tom, Helen, and Mr. Bentley
over for a drink.

I wonder who they're going to be.

Probably the three students.

Florence, fix me a drink. I'm off duty.

No, you ain't. It's Halloween. All
witches are on duty.

What's that supposed to mean?

Miss Jefferson don't want us talking
nasty to each other tonight, so I'll be

honking my phone.

Well, you keep your honking to yourself.

Okay, you like sounding like a goose?
Why don't you waddle over and answer the

door?

Oh, that was a good one.

You look just like Harpo Marx.

Thank you, Mr. Bentley. And you look
just like... Ducky Dempster.

Yeah.

Who?

Ducky Dempster. He's my favorite British
comedian.

Oh, that Ducky Dempster.

Yes.

Yeah, one of his favorite characters is
Percy the Barkeep.

He says, Oh, you say you want a fever
scotch and two pints of gin in your

by half past eight?

That ought to take the mice out of your
art home.

him funny?

Mr. J, you make a wonderful Charlie
Chaplin.

I was wondering if I could ask you a
favor.

I need to borrow your balcony.

What for?

To set up my telescope. I want to view
the dog star.

Lassie?

No, no, Sirius.

I am Sirius.

No, Sirius is the dog star. You see,
it's rising tonight and I can't see it

my balcony.

Oh, sure, go ahead. Help yourself. Set
it up. Ah, thank you, Mr. J.

You're a pimp.

A pip?

Wait till Gladys Knight hears that.

had nothing to do with it.

How you doing, big boy?

Who you calling boy?

Who you calling big?

Oh, Mae West.

I say, ain't it true you've had dozens
of interesting men in your life?

It ain't the men in my life. It's the
life in my men.

Thank you, George.

Now, I just want to go in and check on
my makeup.

Why don't you come up and see me
sometime?

Mr.

Bennett, did you set up your telescope
yet?

Oh, yes. As the ducky dumpster would
say, full speed ahead and watch out for

horses.

I'll show you, Mr. J. Just a moment.

Just look in the eyepiece.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, I can see into the apartment across
the way.

Hot damn, that woman ain't got nothing
on but a bikini.

A bikini?

Yeah. I don't believe it, Bentley. She's
doing jumping jack.

One, two.

Ain't that disgusting?

I don't know. I haven't looked yet.

stuck again. I'm coming, Miss Jefferson.

Here, Florence, let me help.

Bravo.

Bravo, Florence. Are you all right, Mrs.
J? I'm fine, but we've got to get that

door fixed.

Well, I'll be off.

I'll be back later for the pre -party
party.

Until then, as Dr. Dempster would say,
Don't let your doggy take a shower.

let your doggy take a shower.

The man needs help.

24.

Oh, what is George doing?

Oh, he's watching some girl through Mr.
Bentley's telescope do her exercises.

Boy, Bentley, look at her go.

Man, if I was only a few years younger.

If you don't get away from that
telescope, you won't get any older.

You know, it's kind of cold out here.
Let's get inside.

What were you looking at? Nothing.

Okay,

I was looking into the church.

Then what were you counting?

My blessings.

Well, let me look for myself.

Hey, what's that?

What's what?

Oh, forget it.

Go ahead, look in the telescope.

Well, what do you see?

Well, I don't see a church.

I see... My God!

Lord, there must be a strong telescope.

What's wrong, Mr. Jefferson?

Are you okay?

Well, say something.

Anything.

Horrible. Horrible? What's horrible?

What are you talking about?

I saw a man kill someone.

I don't see nothing.

You must have moved the telescope.

It happened out there in one of those
buildings.

Which building?

I don't know.

Well, that narrows it down to Manhattan.

I've got to call the police. The police?

Yes. Somebody may be getting killed over
there.

But I thought you said he already was
killed.

He was killed, but I don't know if he's
dead yet.

Well,

what I mean is... No, I don't know what
I mean.

Okay, okay. Look, I'll call the police.
She's too excited.

Florence, fix Weasley a drink. I know
she can use one.

Hello.

Get me the police. I want to report a
murder.

Of course it's an emergency.

Hello. Look, my wife said she just
thought somebody killed somebody.

What did he look like?

He was about five foot ten.

About 5 '10". And he had a mustache.

A mustache.

Horn -rimmed glasses.

Horn -rimmed glasses.

A furry ears and a cottontail. Furry
ears and a cottontail.

The killer was a rabbit.

Lord have mercy.

Hello.

My wife said that the killer was a
rabbit.

A white rabbit.

A white rabbit.

And tell him just before he shot the
guy, he hit him with a big carrot.

Hello? Right.

My name? Tom Willis.

You don't believe me, do you?

Of course I do, Weezy, but look, the
police don't know you as well as I do. I

mean, they'll never believe you.

Well, I'm telling you, I saw a man just
like a rabbit kill somebody.

Miss Jefferson, I believe you thought
you saw something, but you said yourself

you were so tired you were seeing
doubles.

But I only saw one rabbit.

Yeah, with a black jack carrot.

Yeah, look, Weezy, you probably just saw
two dudes fooling around. I mean, you

know it is Halloween.

Well, maybe you're right.

I guess it is kind of silly.

Who ever heard of a killer rabbit?

Jimmy Carter.

Yeah, it was just an optical illusion.

You know, like Florence's house
cleaning.

Well, I gotta try to cheer her up, don't
I?

afraid I didn't get that.

Why not? She's talking, honky.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Willis. Come on in.

After you, Stan Mayer.

No, Ollie.

After you.

Oh, but I insist.

No, I insist.

Well,

here's another fine mess you've gotten
me into.

Thank you.

Oh, what's this?

Just thought I'd give you a hand.

Hi,

George. Chaplain!

Oh, hi, Louise.

Your costume is wonderful.

Hello, Helen.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing.

Well, I hope we get a better reception
at the contest.

We went to a lot of trouble finding
these costumes.

Oh, that's too bad.

Why don't the two of you just hold hands
and come as a zebra?

I'm sorry, Helen. Your costumes were
great.

I'm just a little tired.

Well, I know how we can liven things up
around here.

Are you leaving?

Come on, Helen. Let's do that bit we
worked out for the contest tonight.

Great idea, Tom. Louise, wait until you
see this.

All right?

Yes.

Stanley, do you have the time?

Yes, I do.

Well, would you mind telling me?

See how simple that was?

It's nine o 'clock.

Rolling in the aisles. Yeah, I just hope
you don't roll on them.

Hey.

Good evening, Mr. Jefferson, sir.

Hey, Ralph. Who are the kids?

Well, sir.

Stick them up, Sidewinder. Yeah, we want
some candy.

Oh, that partner. Now, you wouldn't
shoot a helpless little tramp, would

Please don't tempt them, sir.

We want some candy.

Yeah, we want candy.

Hey.

Give us some candy.

How'd you like a candy cane?

It's Mr.

Whittendale, sir.

Mr. Whittendale? Yes, sir. Your
landlord, Mr.

Whittendale. The man who was gracious
enough to entrust me with the welfare of

these two darling little boys.

Sir, meet Willie and Wally Whittendale.
Oh, yeah. What great looking kids. Yes,

yes. We want some candy.

Well, go help yourselves.

Okay.

See you later, Ralph. Wait, sir. You
forgot someone.

Oh, hey, I didn't even see you.

This is my nephew, Dinky.

Trick or treat.

Look, Biggie, I'm sorry. The
Whittendale's wiped out all the candy.

Oh, hold on.

Here's a quarter. Go get your own.

No problem, Mr. Jefferson.

Well, actually, sir, there is a bit of a
problem.

This time of night, most of the candy
stores are closed, and you know how high

the prices are on those all -night
joints.

sir. You know, with today's inflation,
the cost of candy is way out of the

average kid's price range.

Oh, thank you, sir.

I mean, it's a downright shame when a
candy bar gets to the point of... Hey,

hey, hey, take it off.

Thanks, Mr. Jefferson.

You're right, Uncle Ralph.

He is a soft touch.

Isn't my nephew cute, sir? Oh, yeah,
cute kid. I can see the family

Oh, really?

Your palms look exactly alike.

Louise, you're out of ice.

Louise?

What, Tom? You're out of ice.

Well, I'll go down to Charlie's and get
some.

Oh, I'll get it, Louise.

No, thanks, Helen. I need to get some
air.

What's the matter with Louise?

I don't know, but something's wrong.

She said she needed some air.

Yeah, and it's all your fault, Willis.

My fault?

Yeah. If you stopped breathing, she'd
have enough.

Can you fill this up for me, please?

Gladly. What's your pleasure, typo, or
be positive?

Ice cubes will do.

Oh, very well.

I'll see what I can dig up.

Oh,

my

God. The killer.

saw you before in my life.

It's me.

Oh, Mr. Bentley.

The killer rabbit.

Ah, no. Ducky Dempster.

No, he's here in the bar.

Ducky Dempster? Oh, I must get his
autograph.

No, the rabbit. I was looking through
your telescope and I saw a man dressed

like a rabbit kill someone.

What? And he's in here right now.

The man who was killed? No.

The killer.

He's right over there. Over there.

Well, we have to do something. Right.
What do we have to do?

Uh, uh, call the police.

Good thinking.

Have you got a dime?

Oh, it's too late. He's leaving.

Mr. Bentley, we've got to stop him.
Right.

How?

I don't know.

Mrs. J, I'm not exactly the physical
type.

I get nosebleeds watching tennis.

He's leaving.

All right, I'll stop him, but I'll have
to do it subtly.

Good.

that's not him.

I beg your pardon? That's not him.

Oh.

Trick or treat.

Are you okay?

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. We mistook
you for another rabbit. Another rabbit.

I'm so humiliated. Oh, look, here you
go, Mrs. Jefferson.

Look, no hard feelings, right?

Well... Oh, come on, have one on the
house.

Sit down. Allow me to prepare my
specialty, Bloody Mary.

Mr. J., I think we should go.

I can't understand it. I was sure I saw
him in here just a moment ago.

Well, perhaps you're just imagining
things.

That's what George and Florence said.

Well, maybe they were right.

But I could have sworn I saw a rabbit
with horn -rimmed glasses and a

somebody.

Here are some scenes from next week's
concluding episode.

What are you doing here?

You know why I'm here.

Oh, right.

You want some candy.

I'm going to throw you off the balcony.

Off the balcony? Perfect.

Crazed housewife takes suicide plunge.

I got a bullet in here for each one of
you. If you run short, somebody else can

have mine.

Hmm.