All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s05e18 The Other Woman

Well, we're moving on now. We're moving
on now.

letter taking more time than I thought
it would. Well, at least we have Mr.

Bentley's electric typewriter, and it
types a lot faster than my old manual

machine.

Every time it snows, it snows, it

is from heaven.

Don't you mean every time it rains?

Yeah. two ways right now. It's snowing,
and snow means slush, and slush means

dirty clothes, and dirty clothes means
there'll be panties for you and me.

Florence, what are we having for lunch?
I don't know about you, but I'm having

split peas soon.

Looks kind of thin. What happened to the
peas?

I don't know.

Maybe they split.

Yeah,

well, you better split into the kitchen
and find me something to eat.

Okay, as soon as I finish my soup. I
can't work on an empty stomach.

You can't work on no kind of stomach.

And speaking of stomachs... Hi, George.
Is Helen here?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Helen, great news. Jack Foreman's got
the flu.

What? And the company's sending me to
the publisher's convention in his place.

Four beautiful days in sunny Acapulco.

Oh, that's nice.

And you're going with me. Oh, that's
terrific.

You're leaving, Tom.

This afternoon.

Now, Helen, if you start packing and I
can start reading this. What's that?

It's the book I'll be promoting at the
convention.

How to Make Your Man Happy?

Maybe I ought to read this.

Florence, I know how you can make any
man happy. Keep away from him.

Excuse me, y 'all.

Maybe I better get Mr. Jefferson his pea
soup.

It should go perfect with his pea brain.

Look, Maria, listen to this.

Obedience in a wife is as important as
it is in a dog.

I don't agree with that at all.

I should hope not.

I think it's more important.

Tom, you mean you're actually going to
promote

this book?

Sure, why not?

Well, because it's a lot of sexist
nonsense.

It's also my job.

And without a job, how am I supposed to
support you?

Support me?

Yes. Wait a minute.

Are you saying that in order to get
along in this world, a woman needs a man

support her?

I didn't say that at all. Oh, come on,
let's get going. Our plane leaves in

hours. Well, I'm not so sure that I want
to go to Acapulco with a chauvinist.

I thought Tom was an Episcopalian.

Helen, I'm not a chauvinist. Then why
are you promoting that chauvinistic

Well, because...

Oh, come on, we can talk about this on
the way to the airport.

Now, Helen, stop acting silly.

Silly? I've got a better suggestion.

Why don't you just go to Acapulco by
yourself?

By myself?

Well, Helen, I want you to go with me.
Why?

Well, I don't do so well by myself.

Do what?

That's precisely the point.

Oh, so that's the only reason you want
me along, huh?

Well, no, thank you, Tom.

Helen? I'm going upstairs to pack, and
then I'm going to the office to pick up

the tickets. Are you coming with me or
not? I've made up my mind. This is one

woman who has better things to do than
just make her man happy.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. We
might have had a good time.

Is there anything you'd like me to get
while I'm in Mexico?

Yeah.

Montezuma's revenge.

Helen. Are you sure you did the right
thing?

Of course.

I'm not going anywhere with a hypocrite.

Oh, Helen, don't you think calling Tom a
hypocrite is going too far?

Yeah. Why don't you just call him a
hippo and let it go with that?

Send him in, please.

Well, Willis, I thought you'd taken off
by now.

Then you probably decided to wait for
the plane, huh?

Well,

actually, J .R., I just stopped by for
the tickets. Right, right.

I guess the little lady's excited, huh?
Well, she had some volunteer work to do,

J .R., so she decided not to go.

Oh, that's too bad.

I was hoping my wife might be able to
spend some time with Helen so I could

a little spare time for myself, huh?

Well, I'm sorry, J .R.

Say, since, uh...

Helen isn't going with you. I have a
thought. A thought? Yeah.

You know Judy Smith in the secretarial
pool?

Oh, yes. I've seen her.

Yeah, she's hard to miss, huh?

Anyhow, I thought it might be nice for
me to have her along at the convention.

Huh? Huh? Oh, I understand, J .R. I'm
sure she's a very devoted employee.

Indeed she is, Willis. She's willing to
work nights and sometimes weekends.

Right. Well, gosh, look at the time. I
say, Tom, I just had another thought.

Another thought?

Yeah, I think I might just send Miss
Smith along with you as your assistant.

An assistant?

Oh, really, J .R., I don't think I'll
have enough for a girl to do.

I will.

Besides, if Miss Smith is with you, my
wife will never know a thing.

How's that sound, Tom?

Well, to tell you the truth, J .R., it
sounds like cheating.

I'm not asking you to define it. I'm
asking you to do it.

Well, with all respect, J .R., I'd
rather not.

Oh. Okay, Tom. Your decision.

I respect that.

By the way, you're a vice president now,
right?

Right, J .R.

There were, last time I counted them,
five other vice presidents, right?

Right again.

Tom, you know, I've always admired your
work.

I'm going to retire in a year, and when
I do, I'll have a lot to say about who

takes over.

Tell me, Willis, how'd you like to see
your name plate on this desk?

Oh, I'd love to, J .R. All you have to
do is play ball. Are you with me? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Well... Good.

Send Miss Smith in, please.

Willis, I think we're going to make
quite a team.

Thank you. There she is. Judy Smith, Tom
Willis.

Tom, this is Miss Smith.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Judy, great news.

You're going to Acapulco after all.

I am? Yeah. Boy, this is so exciting.
You know, I've never been to Acapulco

before. I've wanted to go ever since I
was a little girl.

Well, Judy, now that you're a big girl,
Acapulco will be that much more fun.

They are the time, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, right, right. Now, Judy, you
have to get going. Now, you'll be

flying with Mr.

Willis. Is that okay?

I guess so.

Well, I better go make myself pretty.

She's quite a girl, isn't she, Tom?

If you say so, J .R. I do.

And Willis, if a word of this gets out
to anybody, anybody...

It's my reputation and your job.

Any questions?

Just one, J .R. Do you have any roll
aids?

Helen, I think this fundraising article
should go on page three, don't you?

Helen.

Helen, your hair's on fire.

That's nice.

You can't work here if you're off
someplace else.

Someplace else?

You were in Mexico. I could see it.

You're right, Louise. I was.

Well, you can still make that flight.

Maybe I was wrong.

About the book?

No, Tom.

He's not really a chauvinist. And it is
his job.

And it is 85 degrees in Acapulco.

Yeah.

If I hurry, I should be able to get to
the airport in plenty of time.

Oh, I won't Tom be surprised.

I wish I could be there to see his face.

Flight 372 for Chicago is now boarding
at gate 45.

Mr.

Willis, how come you're so nervous?

Nervous? I'm not nervous.

Oh, do you always chew gum with the
wraparound?

I just like to keep the flavor in.

That's when you get to Acapulco.

There's this cute little bar called
Jose's. I thought you'd never been to

Acapulco. Oh, no.

I just told J .R. that.

You see, I wanted to keep him happy.

Well, apparently you're doing a good
job.

Um, Mr. Willis, I sometimes get a little
nervous when I fly.

Would you mind very much if I held your
hand on the plane?

Oh, uh, couldn't you hold somebody
else's hand?

Well, like that cute little teddy bears
we saw back at the gift shop.

Oh, Mr.

Willis, you're so sweet.

Yes. Well, I'll just go and buy it for
you. Be right back.

Mr.

Heyman, Mr. Bruce Heyman, please meet
your party at the baggage claim area.

Oh, hello.

Are you going to Acapulco?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Me, too.

Are you going to Acapulco on business or

pleasure?

I don't want to be dizzy.

Right.

There you are.

Helen, what are you doing here?

I'm going with you.

Louise made me see how silly I was.

Honey, I'm sorry about the whole
situation.

So am I.

Very sorry.

What are you doing with this teddy bear?

This? Oh, well, I just bought it so I
wouldn't be lonesome on the plane.

What? I'm just kidding, Helen. I really
bought it for this little boy over here.

He looks so lonely. Here, little boy.

How'd you like to have a brand new teddy
bear?

How many times have I told you not to
take things from strangers?

you think something's wrong.

Well, honey, why are you squirming
around like that?

Well, because I... Because I... Because
I have to go to the bathroom.

Do you know how long the flight will
last?

I'm not sure.

You see, the last time I lost track
after my fifth margarita... Well, if you

five margaritas...

You must have landed an hour after the
plane did.

Miss Smith, Miss Junie Smith, please
refer to the flight information.

That's me. I'll be right back.

Tom, what are you doing?

I'm going to the bathroom.

Here?

Of course not.

But I thought you already went to the
bathroom. Well, I did, but...

I forgot to put in the dime.

Judy.

Oh, hi, Mr. Willis. I think it would be
a better idea if you took a later

flight.

Why? Oh, because I don't want you to
miss that glorious Mexican sunset.

But why? Oh, it's important. I know J
.R. would want it this way.

But what about you?

Oh, and I want it this way, too.

Now, here, this will cover your ticket.

Okay, Mr.

Willis, then I'll see you in Acapulco.

Oh, Tom, I can't wait until we get to
Acapulco. Oh, neither can I. Maybe we

ought to try and get on the plane now.
Why?

Oh, we don't want to miss it.

Oh, Tom, why don't you just relax?
There's absolutely nothing to worry

Oh, of course, Ellen. You're right. I
was just acting silly.

Mr. Willis! Yes?

You forgot to give me my teddy bear.

That's your teddy bear?

Yes. Mr.

Willis bought it for me.

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom
again.

No, Tom.

Oh, sure.

We're going to be spending four days in
Acapulco together.

Now, Helen. Four days, huh?

Well, actually, it's only three days.

But it's four nights.

do such a thing.

Are you sure you're not mistaken?

Louise, I know what I saw. I'm not
blind.

No, just colorblind.

George, can't you be more considerate?

Helen needs kindness and understanding.

Yeah, you're right, Louise.

Look, Helen, I'm sorry your old man
dumped you for a floozy.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Yeah.

Shut up.

I've always told you that mixed
marriages don't work.

Tom and Helen have been married for 28
years.

See, it was just a matter of time.

Hey, what is it, old sly doggy?

Helen. Keep your hands to yourself.

That's right. If you'd done that in the
first place, you wouldn't be in this

mess.

Get out of this, George. It isn't your
affair.

Oh, that's right, Weezy. It's his
affair.

Hey!

George, it's not an affair.

Oh, so it's gone beyond that.

Helen, it hasn't gone anywhere.

It almost went to Acapulco.

George, stay out of this.

Their marriage is in enough trouble
already.

Oh, Louise!

Helen,

I know what it must have looked like,
but you made a big mistake.

Yeah. I married you.

That girl you saw me with, she means
nothing to me. What we were doing was

strictly business.

Business? How much did you have to pay
her?

I didn't have to pay her anything.

She works for free?

Yes. I mean, no.

No, I mean, not for me. I had a look.
I'm here with you. I'm not on the plane.

That's just too bad, Tom, because if you
were on the plane, at least you'd have

a place to sleep tonight.

Helen! Oh, what am I going to do?

Well, the way I see it, Willis, you got
two choices. The Holiday Inn or the

YMCA.

George, don't be ridiculous.

You believe me, don't you, Louise?

Tom, if you say there was nothing to it,
I believe you.

But I'm not the one you have to
convince.

Oh, I wish Helen were as open -minded as
you, Louise.

I've had a lot of practice.

Maybe if I spoke to Helen... Oh, would
you? Oh, I'd be eternally grateful.

Oh, I'd be forever in your debt. I'd
be...

I'd be able to sleep at home tonight.

I'll give it a try, Tom. Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

Willis, don't let this get you down.

I mean, there's an easy way to get out
of this.

Oh? How?

Just get a better lawyer than Helen.

A lawyer? I don't need a lawyer. Ha, ha.
The hell you don't.

You know the rules of romance.

You want to play, you got to pay.

George, Helen and I are happily married.
At least we were until this afternoon.

Don't worry, Willis. I won't desert you
in your time of need. Oh, thanks,

George.

After you get divorced, all your dry
cleaning will be half price.

Divorce? I'm not getting a divorce.

Yeah, your girlfriend ain't gonna like
that.

She's not my girlfriend.

I love Helen.

What could I possibly want with Judy
Smith?

Hi, I'm Judy Smith.

Well, Willis, if you don't know what to
do with this, Helen ain't got nothing to

worry about.

Miss Smith, what are you doing here?

Luckily, you told me you were going
home.

But how did you know where I live?

Luckily, I had the office directory in
my purse.

But how did you know I'd be in this
apartment?

Luckily, the doorman told me.

Sounds like you had a lot of luck today.

Too bad I can't say the same for you.

Oh, just a minute.

George, what are you doing? She can't
stay here.

Why not?

Because of you -know -who.

Don't worry, Willis. God forgives
everybody.

I'm talking about Helen.

Don't worry about Helen. I was wrong.

I know now there's no way that you and
Judy could have had a, you know... Thank

you, George.

I mean, one look at this fox and I know
there's no way that she would go out

with a meatball like you.

Here, you go.

If you hurry, you can still catch the
last flight.

But what about you?

Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

But what will I tell J .R.? Look, dear,
you tell J .R. that... Tom!

Now, Helen, don't start jumping to
conclusions.

The only thing I'm going to jump to is
your throat.

Hey, what are you doing here?

I'm here to see my husband.

Oh, is he your husband?

Hey, watch your mouth.

I'm her husband.

What? You mean... You two are... That's
right, Miss Smith.

Miss? Couldn't you two do better than
that?

Ellen, Miss Smith wasn't going to Mexico
to be with me. She was going to be with

somebody else.

Yeah? Who?

Oh, I can't tell you.

Well, you've just told me all I want to
know. All right, Helen, go ahead.

There's no point in trying to hide it
any longer.

I've been madly in love with Judy for a
long time now.

You have?

Yes.

Oh, Judy, from the first time I laid
eyes on you, I knew I had to have you.

I know what we planned in Acapulco, but
when we get there, I'm not sharing you

with anyone.

What will Mr. Kramer say?

Mr. Kramer?

Are you messing around with Tom's boss?

Not anymore.

need the aggravation. My dentist is just
dying to take me to Aspen.

What am I going to tell Mr. Kramer?

Tell him I'm having my teeth fixed.

Get a job.

What? Because when that plane lands in
Acapulco without Judy on it, I'm going

lose mine.

Tom, do you really think you could get
fired over this?

Why not? He almost got divorced.

Now, Tom, don't you worry.

Mr. Kramer isn't going to fire anybody.

Who's going to stop him?

I am. You?

Mm -hmm.

Remember, Mrs. Kramer and I have lunch
once a month.

Well, so what? She doesn't even know
about Judy.

She will, if Mr. Kramer tries to fire
you.

Oh, you're beautiful.

And I'll be even more beautiful lying on
the beach in Acapulco.

Oh.

Let's go.

All right.

Oh, I don't know what to say. Goodbye or
adios.

Whichever's quicker.

I sure was dumb getting mad at Tom.

Well, I know how I'd feel if I saw you
at the airport with that girl.

Look, Weez, you don't have to worry
about me. I'd never go out with a woman

that. Honest, George?

Never. Oh, George.

Not unless she was black.

What? It was just a joke, Weez.

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