All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s05e17 Louises Award

Well, we're moving on up. We're moving
on up.

a year's supply of car wax.

How good is wax you don't even own a
car?

Well, when I win one, it sure will be
shiny.

Oh, would you get that, Miss Jefferson?

I'm so excited, I can hardly catch my
breath.

I wish you'd stay that way.

Oh, hi, Hal. Louise, I have some great
news.

Tom turned black?

Want to sit on the what?

I mean at the banquet we're going to
next week.

Louise is up for volunteer of the year
award.

Me? That's right. It's between you and
Agnes Simmons.

Hey, Weezy, that's great.

Yeah, Miss Jefferson, you deserve it.
Oh, not as much as Agnes Simmons.

What do you mean?

Nobody's done as much work down at the
help center as you have.

But I've never won anything in my whole
life.

Oh, come on, Weezy, you won me.

Yeah, the booby prize.

Who decides who gets the award?

Councilman Perry. The help center is in
his district.

Councilman Perry?

Ain't he up for re -election? Yeah, I
think so.

Uh -huh. Don't worry about it, Wheezy.
You're gonna win.

Oh, how can you be so sure?

Look, George Jefferson never picked a
loser in his life.

I only hire him.

Oh, if I win that award, it'll be the
biggest... hell of my life.

It will?

Look, Weezy, why don't you take Helen
into the bedroom and show her the new

dress you got for the banquet?

Okay, come on, Helen.

Well?

I've already seen Miss Jefferson's new
dress.

Why don't you go in the kitchen and take
a look at the mop? I'm sure you ain't

seen that in a long time.

Hello, Joe?

This is George Jefferson.

Yeah, look, you know all those big shots
down at City Hall, right?

Okay.

Who's the campaign manager for
Councilman Perry?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Elliot Cain.

Okay, thanks.

Mr. Jefferson?

Yeah. I'm Elliot Kane.

Hey, how you doing?

Thanks for coming over. No problem.

Campaign manager will go anywhere for a
constituent. Oh, I ain't a constituent.

I'm a Democrat.

Yes, well, you said on the phone that
you were interested in making a

contribution. Oh, that's right. I hear
Councilman Perry is up for re -election.

Oh, and you would like to offer your
support.

Well, I want to offer a little more than
that.

Support is merely a figure of speech.

That's what I'm talking about. A figure.
You know, the green kind. Ooh, my

favorite color.

Mine, too, after black.

Yeah.

Yeah, black is beautiful, but green is
necessary.

I heard that.

Hey, why don't you have a seat? Oh,
thank you very much. No, no, no, no.

over here, in front of my wife's
picture.

Oh.

So, this lovely lady's your wife.

Yep. I fixed it so that she and May
could be at the movies tonight.

You fixed it?

Yeah, well, see, Weezy's not really into
this political stuff, you know. I mean,

her real interest is helping other
people.

That's why she volunteered at the help
center. The help center?

Sure.

Councilman Perry's supposed to be
presenting their Volunteer of the Year

next week. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And this lovely lady here is up for it.

Oh, Mr. Jefferson, I'm beginning to see
your point.

Of course, in politics, one hand washes
the other.

Huh. Well, I'm ready to supply the soap.

Winning an election requires a great
deal of lather.

Well, how big a bar do you need?

Big. Like, uh, soap on a rope?

I was thinking more like, uh, small, you
know, like those little bars they have

in motel rooms.

Mr. Jefferson, don't forget there are
very expensive television commercials,

newspaper ads, large mailings. What
about those little pants? And those

little bumper stickers?

I mean, who pays for those?

I forget.

And so does Councilman Perry.

Uh -huh. How much would it take to jar
his memory?

He'd certainly remember a $1 ,000
contribution.

$1 ,000? Uh -huh.

What do you think of $250?

Not much.

$300? $750?

$500? Sold. I mean, fine.

All right.

Now...

Who do I make the check out to? Well,
just make it out to Cash.

Cash? Is that legal?

Sure.

Councilman Perry already has a full
quota of contributions for this year.

So we'll put your contribution into next
year's war chest.

Okay, well, you just make sure that
Councilman Perry knows that this check

Cash came from Louise Jefferson's
husband.

You'll remember, all right.

Good.

Come back later.

Hey, I've been selling magazines. I live
here, remember?

I'd like to forget.

Where's Weasley?

Miss Willis invited her upstairs for a
minute.

Hello,

who are you? I'm Elliot Kane. How do you
do? I'm sorry you have to leave so

soon. Kane dropped in again sometime.

Yeah, I'll drop back anytime for 500
bucks. Forget that.

I mean, don't forget him. I won't
forget.

Don't worry.

Your wife is covered.

What's he talking about?

Huh? Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, he sells insurance. I just bought
Wheezy $500 worth.

No, Tommy, I'm seeing if I can fit under
the sofa.

Oh, you can fit, just don't take your
mouth with you.

Just help me find my cuff link.

Did you look under the bar?

Yep, it ain't...

Then he must be on the desk where I left
it this morning.

Hi, Alan.

It's so funny.

It's the first time I've seen a zebra
dressed up like a penguin.

Don't listen to him, Alan. You look
fine.

Thanks, Florence.

And so do you. That dress is a knockout.

It ought to be. I knocked myself out six
months saving up for it.

Uh -oh, look out. Here comes the
volunteer of the year.

Mrs. Jefferson, I know you're gonna win.

Hey, how you know?

Because I work with her at the help
center. She deserves it.

Of course she deserves it. That's why
she's gonna win.

He's right, Miss Jefferson. I ain't
never seen nobody work hard as you.

And Florence, you know, she spends all
her time watching other people work.

Oh, no. Let me get it.

This is a special knife.

Hi, Florence.

Hi, Miss Willis. How do you like my new
dress? Oh, it's beautiful.

Here, let me get a picture of you.

Tom, save the film for the banquet.

Well, Helen, I'm trying to get the hang
of this new camera by just shooting any

old thing.

Well, thanks a lot.

Florence, I didn't mean that. What I
meant was I... Oh, hi, honey.

My, you look nice.

Me? Look at you.

Hi, son. Hi, Dad.

Man, that's an expensive camera.

Oh, it didn't cost me a thing. It was a
gift from a literary agent.

One of the fringe benefits of the job.

Okay, Florence, I think all the settings
are right.

Oh, Louise, we're so proud of you.

Helen, you walk right in front of the
camera.

Yeah, Miss Willis, watch out.

Oh, Tom, why don't you get everybody in
the picture?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Come on, everybody.

Oh, Alan, over here. Louise and Helen,
stand over here. The light's better.

Hey, wait a minute. I saved six months
for my dress.

No,

no, no.

Alan, move a little more to your left.

Louise, do you have your acceptance
speech ready?

Well, just in case. Oh, let's hear it.

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not sure I'm
worthy of this award, but I am sure of

one thing.

You're not getting it back.

Louise, I'll take a picture of you when
you accept your award.

Oh, I wish I could be sure as all of
you.

We don't worry about any way you can
lose.

How can you be so certain? Because I got
confidence in you. You're the best.

Oh, George.

Oh, I almost forgot. I got a little
surprise for you. Wait right here.

Everybody ready?

George, wait a minute. You know I'm
beginning to believe it myself.

Maybe I will win.

All right, everybody.

Uh, Florence, would you... Oh, no, I
ain't missing out on a picture.

You're just in time for the picture.

You look terrific.

Okay, everybody look at me.

Oh, now, smile.

Pretend you're all watching Louise
accept the award from Councilman Perry.

Oh, is that who's presenting the award?

Yes. Do you know him?

No, but I bumped into his campaign
manager here in the elevator last week.

chap named Elliot Kane.

Elliot Kane?

I thought he was in a ship. salesman.

Insurance salesman?

All I know is when I came home, Elliot
Kane was leaving here with $500.

George gave Councilman Perry's campaign
manager $500?

Yeah, he bought some insurance from him.

He did, did he?

Why, that dirty little no -good
scheming. No, actually, Mr. Kane seemed

pleasant.

I'm talking about George. He bought
insurance all right.

For $500, he got a policy that made sure
I'd win that award.

Hey, look at these flowers I got for my
award -winning wife.

George, you spoil everything.

What the hell's the matter with her?

Did the flowers smell bad?

It ain't the flowers that smell around
here.

Louise knows about the bribe you gave to
Councilman Perry.

She does.

How'd she find out? So you admit it.
Poor Louise.

Poor Louise, she's gonna win.

Yeah, but how much did you have to pay
for it?

What do you care? The money didn't come
out of your pocket.

How could this happen?

Yeah, how could Mr.

Jefferson do such a thing?

I mean my camera. The shutter's stuck.

I'm not going, Helen. Now, would you
please unzip me?

Wheezy, what are you doing? We're going
to be late for the banquet.

I'm not going to the banquet.

You've got to go. You're the winner.

Some winner. Some husband.

Take your hands off my wife's zipper.

Look, Weez, you got this all wrong.

There's no reason why you shouldn't go
to that banquet.

I'll give you 500 reasons, and they are
all in Councilman Perry's pocket.

Lots of people gave money to Perry's
campaign.

Lots of people don't have wives who are
up for awards.

What do you expect her to do? Go down
there and accept the award when she

that you bought it?

I know what I expect you to do. I expect
you to get the hell out of my bedroom.

Wait! This is my bedroom, too. I want
her to stay.

Helen, would you please unsit my dress?

George,

would you cut it out?

Look, Weasley, I'm taking you to the
banquet. You're not taking me anywhere.

Could y 'all argue about going to the
banquet after we get back? I got all

dressed up for tonight.

See that, Weasley? You spoiled the whole
evening for our wonderful maid.

I spoiled it? You're the one who paid
the bribe.

I fixed my camera, Louise.

Could I take a picture of you in that
beautiful dress?

Tom, Louise is getting undressed.

Oh, excuse me.

Hold it.

Don't move, Willis.

This is my bedroom, too, and I want you
to stay. Well, I don't want to stay. I

didn't buy this dress to wear in no
bedroom.

Then go wear it in the living room.

Well, if you're not going to let me
undress in here, I'll go in the

Oh, Louise, you can't do that. Why not?

Because...

Because Bentley has to use the bathroom,
don't you, Bentley?

Well, let's see.

George,

why did you bribe that man?

Look, I didn't bribe nobody.

I just made a contribution.

And what's the difference between a
bribe and a contribution?

Right, that's what I say. What's the
difference?

I mean, look at Willis here.

Now, he got this camera as a bribe from
an agent. It was not a bribe.

It was a gift. Uh -huh. Just like the
gift I gave to Perry, right, Willis?

Well, um... Oh, all you men are just
alike.

Well, for your information, Helen, the
literary agent who gave me this camera

a woman. Ha!

Oh, really?

A very old woman.

May I come out now? No!

I'm telling you, you've got to go to the
banquet. That award's a big honor.

Too big for me to win it on my own,
right?

George,

you said you had confidence in me. Yeah,
but I... You said you had faith in my

ability. Sure, I had faith. I just
wanted to help it out with a little

George, you're impossible.

Okay, okay, hold it. Okay, is there
anybody in this room that doesn't think

Louise deserves that award more than
Agnes Simmons?

See, all I did was make a little
contribution to a cause that we all

Forget it, George. I'm not going.

Okay, if you won't go get the award, I
will.

Well, go ahead.

You might as well get your money's
worth.

Mr. Jefferson. George Jefferson.

Louise Jefferson's husband. Oh, of
course.

Mr. Jefferson, I think your wife is
doing a wonderful job at the help

Thank you. Well, you know, Louise is a
lot like me. She likes to contribute to

good cause.

Oh.

Where is Mrs. Jefferson?

She couldn't make it tonight. She's not
feeling too good. Well, I hope it's

nothing serious.

No, no.

She just had a little trouble swallowing
something.

But I'm sure she'll feel much better
after the award ceremonies, right?

I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

Not a doctor. That's a good one,
Councilman.

Excuse me, Councilman. I'll see if they
can get the ceremony started now.

Yes, Bill. Oh, Bill.

Meet George Jefferson.

George, this is Bill Davis, my campaign
manager.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Jefferson.

Oh.

Hey, Councilman.

You must be running a big campaign using
two campaign managers.

Pardon? Only Mr. Davis?

And Elliot Kane?

Elliot Kane?

Oh, he's not with me anymore.

Say what? I let him go a month ago. He
was a crook. What do you mean?

Kane was pocketing the money that he
collected for my campaign.

He would tell people to make their
checks out to cash.

Would you believe that some people were
foolish enough to do it?

What are you doing here?

You'll find out.

And now to present the Volunteer of the
Year Award, Councilman Edward Perry.

I don't want to talk to you about the
award. I don't want to hear it. Thank

It's an honor to be here to present an
award to one of two deserving women.

Agnes Simmons.

And Louise Jefferson, who, because of
illness... My wife just got better.

Oh, Mrs. Jefferson is here.

Yes! Yes!

After carefully considering

the qualifications of both candidates
for this award... Will you listen to me?

The hard work...

The long hours of volunteer service.

The $500. And the endless dedication to
duty.

It's my pleasure to present the
Volunteer of the Year Award to... Look,

if you don't win, it ain't my fault.
Louise Jefferson.

Hey!

Hey!

Of course I won, George. Don't you think
you're overdoing it? We know. I mean,

you really won.

George, I'm giving the award to Agnes
Simmons.

What? Congratulations, Louise.

Uh, thank you, Councilman.

But I really can't accept this award.

What my wife means is she can't accept
this award because she's too choked up

talk. So I'll talk for her.

That's all I got.

First, I'd like to say a few things
about that great statesman,

that you can buy favors from politicians
by contributing to their campaign fund,

but that is not true with Honest Ed
Perry.

George. Let me talk, please. Now, I'd
also like to congratulate Councilman

Perry's new campaign manager, Honest
Bill Davis, who I never met before

Have I, Bill?

Right.

Honest Bill has been working for Honest
Ed for the past month.

when Councilman Perry fired his old
campaign manager, some turkey named

Kane.

Am I right?

That's right.

Now, to receive the award, which
Councilman Perry decided she should get

she deserves it and not because of
nothing else, like a campaign

which he never got, is my wife.

You won the award fair and square.

That still doesn't excuse what you tried
to do.

And one more thing.

My fellow Americans.

I believe in my country.

And I believe that love is what made
this great country the nation it is

A man loving his wife. and wanting to
make her happy is what this great nation

of ours is built on.

It's the American way.

Even when a man does something wrong,
trying to make his wife happy, his wife

should try to understand that he only
did it because he loves her.

And if she can't understand now, and the
only thing left for the man to do is to

say he's sorry.

Uh -huh.

He's sorry that his wife does not
understand.

And that is what keeps America free!

And his wife... No, I believe your wife
would like to say something.

I'd like to tell you something about my
husband.

He tried to make this one of the
happiest nights of my life.

And it is.

However, I do want to share this award
with Agnes Simmons, who deserves it as

much as I do.

And finally, I'd like to thank my
husband, who has shown me There's more

one way to say, I love you.

The Jeffersons was videotaped in front
of a studio audience.