All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s05e12 George Finds a Father

Well, we're moving on up to the...

Almost done, Mr. Jefferson?

Oh, Florence, you almost saw your
present.

Oh, that's okay. I already saw it last
week when I was cleaning.

What were you doing cleaning inside a
hat box?

Dusting my new hat.

Now you won't have any surprises
Christmas morning.

Sure I will if y 'all get me a new coat
to go with it.

Actually, George suggested that we get
you a new dust mop.

Oh, no.

The hat's plenty.

I never saw this before.

Oh, that's George's present. It's
cashmere. Do you think he'll like it?

He'll love it. The label says dry clean
only.

Hey, Weezy, guess what? Oh, quick,
Florence, hide it. Hey, Florence, quit

crumpling up my cashmere sweater.

Great. Now, nobody's going to be
surprised Christmas morning.

Wrong, Weezy. You're going to be
surprised. I got a real surprise for

never guess who I saw today.

Who? Well, I'll give you a hint. Whoever
I always looked up to.

The Seven Dwarfs?

Why don't you put your mouth in reverse
and shut up?

I saw Buddy.

You mean Buddy Harps? Yeah, good old
Uncle Buddy.

Oh, George, that's wonderful.

I never knew you had an uncle named
Buddy. Well, he ain't my real uncle. I

he's a good friend of my father's. After
my father died, he kind of took over

the job of keeping me out of trouble.

That must have been a full -time job.

I'm telling you, boy, he used to take me
every place. The zoo, Coney Island. I

remember the time he took me to Coney
Island and let me eat all the cotton

I wanted until I threw up. Boy, that was
fun.

Sounds to me like you two really knew
how to have a good time.

Yeah, we sure did. He used to always
give me a quarter to go to movies on

Saturdays and ten cents for candy. I
always bought taffy.

Taffy? I used to hate taffy. It always
made my teeth stick together so I

couldn't open my mouth.

Hey, Wheezy, you hear that? Now we know
what to get Florence for Christmas.

for the days.

A kid couldn't ask for a better pal than
old Buddy.

George, it must be almost 40 years since
you've seen him. That's right. He left

right after Pearl Harbor to join the
Army. I remember because I cried that

week. Where did you run into Buddy?

Well, it was strange. I was walking
across 42nd Street, you know. All of a

sudden, I hear this Santa Claus calling
to me. Probably thought you were one of

his elves.

No. He just wanted to meet the man with
the ugliest maid in New York.

So then he comes running up to me, you
know. He pulls his beard down, and it's

Uncle Buddy. We said I couldn't believe
it.

That's wonderful, George. Why don't you
invite him over sometime?

I already did. He'll be here tonight,
him and Zeke.

Who's Zeke?

Well, Zeke is Buddy's pal.

He knew my father, too.

Good. They can meet the Willises and Mr.
Bentley.

What do you have to meet them for?

George, I invited them over to practice
our caroling tonight.

Again? Well, we need plenty of practice
if we are going to sing at the

children's hospital.

And I'm sure Uncle Buddy will enjoy
himself.

Yeah, okay, okay. Look, I gotta get
moving. I gotta pick up a present for

Hey! Hey, if you go on Christmas
shopping, remember something.

I don't want no dust mop.

Don't worry about it. If I got a mop for
you, I'd have to find one that runs on

batteries.

Want to try one of my cookies, Miss
Jefferson? I made them with rum.

Oh, rum balls.

You think they're a little strong?

Just don't third them to mine.

Yeah, but I'm telling you, Ralph, I can
handle it from here. But, sir, as long

as I carried it through the lobby, up
the elevator, across the corridor, I

wouldn't feel my job was complete unless
I was able to place it under your tree.

Well, I'm still giving you the same tip.

Well, in that case, sir.

And Merry Christmas.

Here, Ralph.

Try one of these rum bowls.

What did you get for Uncle Buddy,
George?

It's a surprise, Wheezy, you'll see.

I baked them myself.

Did you bake anything for a chaser?

I better not have any more of this. I'm
driving the elevator.

Well, sir, if you don't need me, I think
I'd best be returning to my post. Oh,

yeah, Ralph, thanks.

Here you go.

Thank you, sir.

By the way, you remember that gift
certificate you gave me?

Yeah. Well, I wanted to get something
practical, so I used it to purchase this

wallet. Ah, good choice.

I like it very much, sir.

But, uh, it sure looks empty with just a
single bill down there.

I think what it needs is some more
green.

Oh, yeah, I think you're right, Ralph.

Why, thank you, sir.

Here.

Everything's set. Now, all we need are
the guests.

Boy, I can't wait till Uncle Buddy sees
this place. Boy, he's going to flip.

And I told him all about you, Weezy.

Did you tell him about me, too? No.

Why not?

Well, Mama always told me if I ain't got
something nice to say about somebody,

don't say nothing.

Well, in that case, you ought to wear a
muzzle.

Oh, he's here. Weezy, get ready. Come
on, Florence, quick.

Okay, open the door.

Christmas ain't till next week. Yes, I
know that, but I wanted to avoid the

Christmas rush.

Mr. Bentley, you want a rumble?

Rumble? Actually, I'm much better at the
tango, but if you'll lead... No, Mr.

Bentley, Florence is talking about the
cookies she baked.

Ah, Christmas cookies. They warm the
cockles of my heart.

I'll say, what a beautiful tree.

Um,

it's, um... Decorated exquisitely.

You know, it takes me back to a
Christmas I once spent in Cornwall. A

snow -covered cottage, sleigh bells
ringing, chestnuts roasting on an open

And Jack Frost nipping at your nose?

Ah, no, it was Sarah nipping at my ear.

Hello. You've got to be George's wife.

You've got to be crazy.

You still got it, Uncle Buddy? Remember,
Georgie, I always told you, keep your

guard up.

Oh, this is my friend Zeke, Georgie.
Hey, yeah, I remember Zeke. What's

happening? Hi, Georgie.

Hello, Buddy, Zeke. I'm Louise.

Hi. Georgie, you told me she was good
looking, but you didn't tell me you

married a younger woman.

Who is she?

She ain't that young. She's almost...
Remember, Georgie?

Hey,

yeah, this is our Mayfarm.

And over here we have our next -door
neighbor, Mr. Bentley. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Hey, Zeke, ain't you the one who used to
own that 38 Hudson with the big white

walls and the propeller hood ornament?

Right. Yeah, man, that car had
everything.

Except an engine.

Boy, those were the good old days.

Not many of the old gang left.

Georgie told me about his mama passing.

I was really sorry to hear it. She was
quite a woman.

She certainly was.

I remember when little Georgie here
almost scared his poor mama to death.

That must have been when he was born.

Florence, why don't you go check on the
turkey?

Why, I can see you fine from right here.

Florence, come on, Florence, I'll help
you.

Well, anyway, little Georgie had this
wild imagination.

Once he got the idea, he was going to
fly like Superman.

So he ties his mama's tablecloth around
his neck and climbs his telephone pole

out front. He was only halfway up when
his pants got caught on one of the

spikes.

I was up there dangling along.

An old buddy pulled me down, boy. Scared
the hell out of me.

Georgie, watch your mouth.

Oh, sorry, Uncle Buddy.

Scared the heck out of me. That's
better, damn it.

Some place you got here, Georgie.

Yeah, you know we got four Johns?

Hey, follow me. I'll give you a grand
tour.

Hey, you want to come and see?

Uh, no, thank you. I'll just take a tour
of the bar.

What are you going to fix, you see?

Well, maybe just a little brandy.

Here. This will take the chill out of
your bones.

Uh, you got a bigger glass?

These old bones are taller than you
think.

You and Buddy must go back a long way if
you knew George's father.

Oh, yes, a long way.

You know, we was real tight back then.

That is, till George's father passed.

Then Buddy started spending all his time
over at the Jeffersons. He must have

been a big help to the family.

I guess. Buddy didn't let nobody get
near that house.

I imagine it was nice for Mother
Jefferson having someone around to keep

wolves away.

Oh, yeah. Buddy kept them wolves away
all right. So he could have that little

lamb all to himself.

Wait a minute. Are you saying that Buddy
and George's mother were carrying on?

Yeah, sure.

I thought everybody knew that.

Not everybody.

Zeke, whatever you do, please don't
mention this to George.

Mess you what, Weas?

What is it you don't want me to know
about?

Know about?

Oh, uh, it's nothing.

See? What were you two talking about?

Nothing, nothing.

Uh -huh.

Now, both of you telling me it's
nothing, that means it must be

Oh, George, it's not important.

Well, if it's not important, why can't
you tell me?

Because... Because... Because you have
to get the door.

Hi,

George. Hope we're not late. Oh, no,
you're right on time. Oh, good. I'd hate

miss out on our caroling practice.

You need all the practice you can get.

George. When Helen and I were in
college, we both sang in a chorale. That

surprise me. It's the perfect place for
zebras.

Tom, Helen, this is Zeke.

He's a friend of Uncle Buddy's. Oh, how
do you do, Zeke? Hello.

Cheers.

Oh, yes, Louise told us all about Uncle
Buddy. Where is he? He's back there

trying to decide which bathroom to use.

Where is he now? What was Zeke talking
about?

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Willis, you're here.

Good. Now we can practice our carols.
Right.

Let's get started.

Oh, no. Wait.

Not a garbiner. Oh, come on, George.

Who is he? Which carol shall we sing
first?

The first Noel.

Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem. Jingle
Bell. Tell me the truth.

Oh, we don't have the words to that.

Do you want to sing along, V?

Oh, no, thank you. I'll just stay here
and drink along.

Let's begin with the 12 days of
Christmas.

Oh, I like that. Wait me here, Weezy.
Shh.

On the first day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me.

Look, Weezy, are you going to tell me?
Look, I ain't going to give me anything.

Mr. Jefferson, that's your part,
remember?

Oh. A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me.

Two turtle ducks.

You gonna tell me or not?

And a partridge in a pear tree On the
third day of Christmas My true love gave

to me Three French hens, two turtle
doves And a partridge in

a pear tree I

want to talk to you.

George, I'll talk to you as soon as we
finish this song.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me... Twelve drummers, drum

11, pipers, pipers 10, lords and leapers
9, lords and leapers 8, lords and

leapers 7, lords and leapers 6, lords
and leapers 8, lords and leapers 9,

and leapers 8, lords and leapers 7,
lords and leapers 6, lords and leapers

lords and leapers 9, lords and leapers
8, lords and leapers 9, lords and

8, lords and leapers 9, lords and
leapers 8, lords and leapers 9, lords

leapers 9, lords and leapers 10, lords
and leapers 9, lords and leapers 10,

lords and leapers 9, lords and leapers
10, lords and leapers 9, lords and

leapers 10, lords and leapers 10, lords
and leapers 9,

lords and leapers 10, Look, Zeke, you
better tell me what you and Weasley are

talking about. Oh, no, I promise.

Okay, look, if you don't tell me... Hey,
don't say a word.

Don't worry, Louise. I ain't said
nothing about George's mama.

Mama? What about mama?

Weasley? Oh, I better go check the
turkey. Hey, hey.

Oh, but we need your voices.

Y 'all go right ahead. We'll be back in
a minute.

Weasley. Oh, I think... The turkey is
done.

Well, I ain't done.

Now, forget about the turkey.

What's this big secret about Mama?

Okay, George, but it's a little
embarrassing.

Embarrassing? Yeah.

It's just that your mother was... was
such a good cook.

Don't you see? I'm sure Buddy loved her
cooking. And I'm worried about what

he'll think of my dinner.

That's all?

I know it's silly, George. Oh, come on,
Weasley. That was a long time ago.

Forget about that. Everything will be
all right.

Oh, thanks, George.

I feel a lot better.

Yeah. And besides, Uncle Buddy was in
the army. He's used to bad cooking.

Okay, now that that's all settled, let's
get this party started.

Hey, buddy.

Did you meet everybody?

I sure did, Georgie.

But I didn't mean to interrupt your
singing.

Oh, you didn't interrupt anything. In
fact, why don't you join us? No, no, no,

no. Y 'all go ahead and do what you was
doing.

I got a little something I want to show
Buddy.

What's up, Georgie?

Here.

Oh, Georgie. Merry Christmas.

You shouldn't have.

Sure I should have.

After all you've done for me, that's the
least I could do.

Oh, Georgie.

What a beautiful watch.

Yeah, I figured we'd make up for the
watch of yours that I broke when I was a

kid.

Shoot, that old thing only cost me six
bucks.

This watch is solid gold.

Not as solid as you, Uncle Buddy.

Thanks, Georgie.

Hey, you know, that's one of them fancy
kind that tells you everything.

I'll say.

Right now it's telling me I either need
glasses or a longer arm.

Hey, buddy, I'm so glad I found you.
It's going to be just like old times.

George, why don't you go in and carve
the turkey? Good idea.

Hey, that's my job, remember?

All the Christmases I spent with you and
your mama, I always did the carving.

It's tradition.

I'll help you, buddy.

Great. It ain't often an old coot like
me gets to spend time with someone as

pretty as you.

Maybe we can continue practicing while
we wait, Mr. J. Go ahead, Bentley. I

to have a drink with my man, Zeke.

How about Tyler's night?

Hey, Zeke.

Hey.

Relax, Zeke. Oh, no, you don't. You
ain't getting nothing out of me.

Forget about that. Weasley already told
me all about Mama.

She did?

Yeah, ain't no big deal.

I'm glad you feel that way.

Man, George.

But he sure liked that watch you gave
him. I could tell.

Yeah, well, he deserves a lot more than
that. I mean, filling in for my father,

helping Mama out the way he did.

Yeah. I wonder why the two of them never
got married.

The two of who?

Your Mama and Buddy.

Why would they do that? Well, that's
what most people do, carry on the way

and your Mama did.

What do you mean, carry on?

But not anybody could see that Buddy had
it pretty bad for your mama.

Nigga, you crazy.

I might be crazy, but I ain't blind.

No, you just blind drunk.

Come on, son.

Hey, buddy, I got something to ask you.
Boy, George, this sure is a big bird.

Yeah, right. Listen, buddy.

Nothing like that skinny turkey me, you,
and your mama had at Christmas after

your father died, huh? Yeah.

Buddy, look, I got to go. Well, Louise,
I still can remember what I wished for

when we broke the wishbone.

You do?

Yeah, a bigger turkey.

Buddy. Man, those sure was some good
times, weren't they, Georgie? The best

years of my life.

Yeah, that's what I want to talk to you
about. Now, would you stop carving the

turkey for a minute?

Yeah, Georgie.

What is it?

Well, I just want to clear up something.

Now, Zeke says that... Excuse me, but we
need your falaz.

What? We're about to do Deck the Halls,
and you and Mrs. J are supposed to sing

the falaz.

George, we better go join the carol
thing. No. Look, Bentley, you need

to falaz, right? Yes. Okay. Just turn
around and falaz your nose right out.

George! Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah, right.

Okay.

Well...

Zeke said there was something going on
between you and Mama.

But Zeke's a liar, ain't he?

I said Zeke is a liar, ain't he?

Look, Georgie, that was a long time ago.

Then it's true.

George. How could you do something like
that? You're supposed to be my father's

best friend.

Georgie. Look, don't call me Georgie,
chump. My name is George.

Georgie, that's no way to talk to,
buddy. The hell it ain't.

I should have known you was up to
something.

George, listen to me. No, hell no, you
listen to me.

Because I'm going to tell you exactly
what I think of you.

George, please.

Excuse me again.

Bentley, what do you want now? I'm
sorry, but we really do need you and

for our caroling. I told you I don't
feel like singing today.

If you could just hum in the background.

Come on, George, why don't we go sing?

No, you go on, will you?

But I... Go ahead, Weasley. Look, you go
ahead out there and sing.

And make sure they sing a carol in honor
of Buddy.

I saw Mama kissing Santa Claus.

Let me explain about your Mama and me.
Look, you ain't got to explain nothing.

All that time you pretended you cared
about me and all you cared about was

getting next to Mama.

George, I did care about you.

Oh, man, the hell you did.

Now I know why you was always sending me
to the movies.

I must have seen Tarzan ten times.

I wish you could understand.

Oh, I understand now. I just wish I
could have understood what was going on

then. I would have threw your butt out
of the house.

Just like I'm going to do now.

Well, before you throw me out, there's
something you have to know. Look, I know

all I want to know. No, you don't.

Right before your daddy died, he asked
me to make sure you and your mama were

taken care of. Mm -hmm.

And you did more taking than he had in
mind.

Judge, how can mama do such a thing? I
didn't know she was that kind of a

Don't you never talk like that about
your mama.

She was the finest lady I ever knew.

She never did nothing to be ashamed of.

Nothing.

I asked your mama to marry me, but she
said she could never find a man to take

the place of your daddy.

Now, you can go on hating me, but
there's one thing we'll always have in

We both loved your mama very much.

Well, Merry Christmas, George.

Okay, kids, we wish you a Merry
Christmas.

Mrs. J?

Come on, Zeke, we have to go.

But this is one of my favorite songs.

You can sing it to me on the way home.

Buddy.

Can't you stay?

I'm sorry, Louise.

I really can't. Why not?

Well, I have to get up for work tomorrow
morning.

Thank you for the party.

Hold it, buddy.

There's one more thing I forgot to say
to you.

Yeah?

Well... Merry Christmas.

Sorry, buddy.

You don't have to go, do you?

Well, we sure could use some help with
the car. That sounds good to me.

Can't you stay?

I'd love to, George.

Call me Georgie, will you?

We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Good tidings to you wherever you are.

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy
New Year.

We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a

Merry Christmas.

The Jeffersons was videotaped in front
of a studio audience.