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Well, we're moving on up. We're moving
on up.
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I love jigsaw puzzles.
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Damn, damn.
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What's the matter, George?
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Those damn Russians.
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Huh? They're having problems over at the
U .N. with the Russians. So now Andrew
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Young ain't gonna make our dinner
tomorrow night.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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You see, George is in charge of getting
a speaker for the Harlem Boys Club
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fundraising dinner.
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Bentley promised me that I would
definitely have Andrew Young. Now I
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nobody. Not even a lousy politician.
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But, George, there must be some other
celebrity in New York you could get.
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There is somebody, but I don't know how
to get him.
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Who? Billy Dee Williams.
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Three pictures of Billy Dee Williams in
your room?
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No, child, just one great big one.
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Billy Dee from head to toe.
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Florence, aren't you getting a little
carried away?
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I wish I was, Miss Jefferson, because
that man could carry me away anything.
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What made you think of Billy Dee
Williams, George?
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He'd be perfect for the tender, Wheezy.
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He's a big star.
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He was raised in Harlem, and he's in
town making a movie.
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You gonna ask him to speak?
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Well, I figure it's worth a try, but
first I gotta get his telephone number.
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Oh, forget it, Mr. Jefferson.
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Ain't no way a super somebody like Billy
Dee Williams is gonna talk to a nobody
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like you.
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How would you know? The closest you ever
got to the man is them dumb fan
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magazines.
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Now, those magazines exaggerate about
all the stars.
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Right. Billy Dee ain't no different from
no other man. He puts his pants on one
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leg at a time.
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Where did you read that? It must be a
new issue.
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the best thing for you would be to meet
him sometime.
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I'm going to meet him right now.
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In your bedroom?
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Yeah, in my dreams.
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I'm going to get my fan magazine, take
my nap, and float high and free with
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Billy Dee.
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You know, she's getting weirder every
day, Weezy. Make sure you keep her away
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from the carbonite.
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Come on, Helen. How about some pine
coffee?
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Sounds great.
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Hey, Weezy, how can you eat when I got
problems?
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George, if I stopped eating every time
you had a problem, I would have starved
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to death years ago.
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Hey, Ralph, did you get it? Yes, sir, I
have it right here. Hey!
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It wasn't an easy job.
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Oh.
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This caper wasn't a one -man operation,
sir. I had to talk with three doormen
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before I even got the name of Willie D.
Williams Hotel.
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Oh. And two maids to get his room
number, plus a bellboy to get his, uh...
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Private phone number. Oh.
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Well, thanks, Ralph. I'll call you right
now.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Florence is right. I suppose you don't
want to talk to me.
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Yeah.
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Have you thought of a double, sir?
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I just had a drink.
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No, sir. I mean a look -alike.
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A look -alike? Yes, sir. They have a
talent agency right here in town that
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handles look -alikes of famous people.
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They hire them out for all sorts of
occasions.
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Hey! You think they may have somebody
look like Billy Dee Williams?
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It's possible.
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If you're interested, I can look into it
further.
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Okay, well, look. You go down there and
see if they got a Billy Dee Williams
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double. And if they ain't, you see if
they got a double for me, because I'm
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going to need one tomorrow night.
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What?
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Oh, Mr. J., I'm so sorry about Andrew
Young, but the salt talks with the
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Russians are important.
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Salt talks? Damn.
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First we give them wheat, now they want
salt.
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Now, Mr. J., salt means the strategic
arms limitations talk.
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Uh -huh, and it also means if I don't
get a speaker for tomorrow night's
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I'm going to be the laughingstock of the
whole black businessmen's organization.
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Oh, but isn't there somebody else you
can get?
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Yeah, somebody I'd like to get, Billy
Dee Williams.
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Oh, do you know him?
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No, that's the problem. He won't talk to
me.
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Oh, yes, I went through that same
problem myself once.
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Oh, you trying to talk to Billy Dee
Williams?
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Oh, no, I don't even know him.
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No, when I was a student at Oxford, our
cricket club needed a famous speaker for
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a fundraising dinner.
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Oh, what happened?
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Oh, it was very nice. We had roast leg
of mutton and mint sauce.
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I mean, the famous guy.
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Oh, well, he wouldn't take any of my
phone calls either. I just wasn't
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enough. But I finally did get him, or
rather, my uncle did.
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Oh, your uncle how?
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You see, my uncle's a famous author.
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He's a very important person himself, so
I had him call for me.
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Oh, I get it. It takes a VIP to get to a
VIP.
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Exactly. Hey, Bentley, you're a genius.
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Oh, no, I do have rather a high IQ, but
I've always thought of a true genius as
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someone quite eccentric.
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Eccentric? Yes, you know, strange,
weird, a bit daft.
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Like I said, Billy, you're a real
genius.
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Famous author.
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Famous author. Famous author.
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I got it.
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Hello.
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I'd like to speak to Billy Dee Williams,
please.
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It is?
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Hey, go ahead.
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Billy Dee Williams? Right. This is Alex
Haley.
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I'm in town for a worthy cause. The
Harlem Boys Club?
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Yes. I'm speaking at a fundraising
dinner for them tomorrow night, and I
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just wondering if you'd be able to
speak, too.
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Right. Oh, you can?
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Oh, that would be great.
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Yeah, look, we all meet at George
Jefferson's place.
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You know George Jefferson, the famous
dry cleaner, an all -around great guy.
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Yeah. He reads all my books, and he's
seen all your movies.
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Yeah, so he'll send a limousine over to
pick you up at your place tomorrow about
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6.
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Okay, fine, great.
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Right, bye.
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Did what? Swallow a frog?
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What is all the noise? Didn't I tell you
I was going to take a nap?
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Listen up, everybody.
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Guess who's coming here tomorrow.
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How many guesses do we get?
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One. I'll even give you a clue.
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Billy Dee Williams.
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Billy Dee Williams? Billy Dee Williams
is coming here? Billy Dee Williams?
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He's coming here before me and him go to
the boys' club dinner.
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George, how did you arrange that?
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Well, it was easy.
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I just told him I was a very important
man.
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Billy Dee Williams coming down here on
Earth to mingle with us for a whole
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morning.
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Florence, he's only a man.
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Only a man, Miss Willis? You're talking
about my dream friend. A dude who's one
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of a kind.
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He's sugar and spice and everything, and
I do mean everything now.
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Now, Florence, when you meet Billy Dee
Williams in person, I'm sure you'll find
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that he's just an ordinary, normal guy.
Well, we'll see how normal he acts once
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he gets a load of me in my blue dress.
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Why your blue dress?
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Because blue is Billy Dee's favorite
color.
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Oh, Florence, there's no need to do
anything special just because Billy Dee
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Williams is coming.
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Excuse me, Louise.
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run upstairs and see if I can get an
appointment with my hairdresser.
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Billy T. Williams in this very room.
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Well, Lord, you may not come when we
call you, but you ain't never late.
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George, do you think we have time to
redecorate the whole apartment?
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What?
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Floss, will you answer the door?
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Oh, Florence, is Mr. Jefferson around?
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He's in the bedroom with Miss Jefferson.
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I have some information for him. I'll
see that he gets it.
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Oh, well, I guess he's paid me for this
already. Would you tell Mr. Jefferson
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that there is indeed a double for Billy
Dee Williams?
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A double? Yes. If Mr. Jefferson wants to
hire someone who looks exactly like
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Billy Dee Williams, have him call the
famous doubles agency.
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This is their phone number.
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Hire somebody.
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I think he already did that.
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Pardon? Billy Dee Williams' phony double
is coming over here tomorrow.
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Oh, well, then I guess everything's all
right.
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Yeah, everything's fine.
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Everything's just fine.
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You can fool some of the people some of
the time.
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But you can't fool Florence Johnston
with no two -bit copy of Billy Dee
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Williams. None of the time.
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Where's Florence? I want her to make
some hors d 'oeuvres.
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She's in her room. I'm sure she doesn't
want to meet Billy Dee Williams until
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she looks absolutely beautiful.
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Oh, well, in that case, we ain't got
nothing to worry about. She'll be in
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for a year.
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George, I still don't understand how you
managed to get Billy Dee Williams to
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come over here.
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Well, Wheezy, that's what I've been
wanting to tell you.
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See, I... George!
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It's him! Hey, Wheezy, wait a minute!
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just going out to buy some groceries.
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You got all dressed up to go shopping?
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Well, you never know who you might run
into in a supermarket.
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Do you want to go with me, Louise?
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Oh, I'd like to, Helen, but Billy Dee
Williams will be here soon.
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Oh, that's right!
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Well, I may as well just stay here and
wait.
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We can go after he leaves.
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Oh, what a lovely blue outfit, Helen.
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Oh, thank you, Louise. I love blue.
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Me too.
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Man, if you two all dressed up, I can
imagine what Florence is going to look
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like.
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Somebody call me.
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Florence, why are you dressed like that?
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my work, so I decided to relax for the
rest of the evening.
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Well, go someplace else and relax. I
don't want you scaring Billy Dee to
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Florence, he'll be here any minute.
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Yeah, I know. But I got to thinking
about what y 'all said.
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He's just an ordinary guy.
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Ain't no need to get all gussied up for
him.
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After all, you two didn't do nothing
special.
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Florence, I'm gonna give you three
seconds to get lost.
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One, two...
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Boris isn't hurting anything.
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Yes, George, I'm sure Mr. Williams won't
mind.
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Won't mind? The hell he won't. I want
everything to be right. He don't want to
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be hanging around with an old sloppy
looking old maid.
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Excuse me, is this the Jeffersons'
apartment?
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Billy Dee, come on in.
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Hey, I'm George Jefferson. Billy Dee
Williams.
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Oh, you ain't got to tell me that. Hey,
Billy Dee, I want you to meet my wife,
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Louise.
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Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Jefferson.
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Oh, call me Louise, Dilly Dee.
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Willie Dill.
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Can I call you... You can call me
anything you want, Louise.
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Billy Dee, Billy, it doesn't matter.
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Oh, excuse me, Willie Bill.
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I'm Billy Dee. Billy Dee. Ah, Billy Dee.
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And this is our neighbor, Helen Willis.
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It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you,
too.
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I mean, it's... I think I need a drink
of water.
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This is our maid, Florence.
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She's getting ready to go to bed. She's
not feeling too good, as you can see.
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I'm feeling fine.
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I'm very pleased to meet you, Florence.
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That goes double for me.
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And I do mean double.
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Won't you sit down, Billy?
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Thank you.
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Won't you join me, please?
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Oh, I'd love to.
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Is Alex here yet?
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Alex? Yes, Alex Haley.
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Alex Haley? Is he coming here, too? Oh,
yes. He's a good friend of your
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husband's. He is?
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Well, George, I didn't... Alex will be
here any minute.
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Come here, Weasley. I want to see you in
the kitchen in a minute. Hey, Florence,
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look. Make sure you give our special
guest anything he wants. Be right back.
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So, you're...
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Dee Williams, huh?
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Well, that's what my mama told me.
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Okay. What'd you have for breakfast this
morning?
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Um, a cheese omelet.
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Cheese omelet? On Thursday?
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For your information, Billy Dee Williams
always has poached eggs and orange
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juice on Thursday.
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He does?
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I mean, I do.
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What's the matter with you? Don't you
read the fan magazine?
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No, not really, no.
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Well, you better start, honey.
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That is, if you want to do your job
right.
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Gee, up until now, I thought I was doing
okay.
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And ladies sings the blues.
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Did Diana Ross wear her flower in her
hair on the right side or the left side?
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Uh, right.
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The left?
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Listen, mister, whoever's paying you
sure ain't getting their money's worth.
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You want to tell the studio, will you?
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Studio? Hmm, I got your studio.
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So that's why I had to say I was Alex
Haley.
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But George, you lied to the man.
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So what? I lied a little bit. It worked,
didn't it? Billy Dee Williams is here.
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He sure is.
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Well, I'm going to tell him the truth.
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Okay, Weasley, but it's going to be all
your fault.
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What will be my fault?
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When Billy Dee finds out that Alex Haley
ain't coming, he's going to probably
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split. And all them poor kids who were
dependent on this benefit to help their
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boys club are going to be out of luck.
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Them poor kids would be standing around
on the street with nothing to do,
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saying, man, I wish that old mean lady
didn't tell Billy Dee Williams about the
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clowning club.
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We'd have some place to play.
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George, that's not fair.
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Okay, Weezy, see, I knew you'd let me
handle it. Now, come on, let's go in
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because it was Billy Dee.
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Hey, Billy Dee!
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How are you and Florence getting along?
Oh, fantastic.
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She's been teaching me a lot. So far,
I've learned that I've been eating the
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wrong food, I don't ride my bike enough,
and I have the wrong favorite number.
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Well, look, we better get going. We
don't want them to start without us.
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think we ought to wait for Alex.
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Alex? Oh, yeah. Well, he probably got
tied up. You know how famous authors
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Well, maybe we should call him. Oh, no,
I'll call him.
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Uh, Billy.
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I wonder if I could ask you to autograph
my copy of Lady Things the Blue.
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I'd be glad to.
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Have you got a pen?
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A pen?
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, a pen.
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Oh, how silly of me.
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I'll get one.
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Well, Billy, how's Hollywood?
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Uh, smoggy.
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What's Diana Ross really like?
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Well, she's... Do you know Burt
Reynolds? What about Marvin Brando?
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pen. Thank you. Excuse me.
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Now me.
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Uh -huh.
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Right. Yeah, I understand.
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Yeah, I'll tell him, Alex.
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Is that Alex?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, let me say hello to him.
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You gotta go? Okay, bye.
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Are you sure that was Alex Haley?
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Sure, why?
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Well, all I heard was a humming sound.
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Humming? Oh, that must have been his
typewriter.
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He's working on his new book, Roots 3.
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He said it's humming right along.
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Oh, by the way, he said he won't be able
to make the dinner.
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He's got a bad cold.
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Really? When I talked to him this
morning, he sounded fine.
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This morning? You mean last night? No,
when I talked to him last night.
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He sounded a lot like you.
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Like me?
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Yeah, when I talked to Alex Haley this
morning, he was in Los Angeles.
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He's been there all week.
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Oh, so you mean that you knew all along
that... That it was you that was calling
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me last night? I'm afraid so, yes.
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Well, if you knew all that, how come you
still agreed to speak at the dinner?
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Well, you see, I grew up in Harlem. You
got that one right.
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I love kids, and I know the Harlem Boys
Club is a good cause.
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And you ain't mad at me for lying and
saying I was Alex Haley? No, no, I know
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where you're coming from.
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However, I do wish you would have told
me who you really were.
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Well, if that ain't the pot calling the
kettle black.
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Morris, would you stop talking crazy?
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Oh, it's about time you knew the truth,
Miss Jefferson. This turkey ain't Billy
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Dee Williams.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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so innocent, shorty.
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I know all about that famous doubles
agency.
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Florence, what are you talking about?
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I mean, this dude is a good likeness,
and he's handsome and all that, but he
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can't fool Billy Dee Williams' number
one fan.
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Are you really my number one fan?
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No, I'm Billy Dee Williams' number one
fan, and I know a phony when I see one.
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Let's go, Billy.
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All right, listen, it's been very nice
meeting you, and, uh...
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And I hope to see you again soon.
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Take care.
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Mr. Jefferson, is Mr. Williams still
here?
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No, he ain't, and he never was.
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Then who's that?
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I don't know who that is. I just know
who it ain't.
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Whoever it is, I mean whoever it ain't.
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He dropped his wallet in the back seat
of the limousine. The driver gave it to
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me, and I brought it right up
immediately.
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Thanks, brother.
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This yours?
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Yes, thank you very much. Oh, no, you
don't.
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Now we'll just find out who you are,
Mr... Mr...
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Do
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you
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want my arm to fall off?
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What'd you say?
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I got another one right.
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It's Billy Dee Williams!
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It's Billy Dee Williams!
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It's Billy Dee Williams!
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It's Billy Dee Williams!
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It's Billy Dee Williams, Mr. Jefferson!
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The real Billy Dee Williams! I'm afraid
so, yes.
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Well, now that we've got that all
settled, let's get going before we get
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Wait, you can't take me now!
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Wait a minute, Billy. I'm going to put
on my blue dress. I'll be right back.
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Florence, I really have to go.
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But, uh... Thank you for being my number
one fan.
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The Jeffersons was videotaped in front
of a studio audience.
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