All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s05e01 Louises Painting.eng

Well, we're moving on up. We're moving
on up.

woman who's getting a rash all over her
body because her husband goes to bed at

night with long, woolly underwear.

What? And every night it... It what?

It's continued on page 31.

Would you put that back?

Oh, look. The meat market's having a
sale on prime rump. Good. Now get your

out of here.

Good morning, Florence.

Oh, good morning, Mr. George!

George. Why don't you give him a kiss?
He might turn into a prince.

George, are you asleep?

Yes. Well, wake up. It's such a
beautiful day.

It was.

We should be out doing something. Yeah.

Enjoying ourselves.

Yeah. Having some fun. Yeah, let's go.

You ain't going nowhere but back to
work.

One look at him turns a beautiful day
ugly.

Good night.

Oh, come on. Come on, George. Can't we
do something together?

Sure we can, Weezy. You sleep at that
end of the sofa and I sleep at this end.

Oh, come on, George.

Look, Weezy, this is my day off. Now,
you're always telling me to relax. Well,

I'm trying to relax.

Okay, I'm staying here all day nagging
you to go out with me.

Oh, come on, Weezy. I ain't gonna do
that. You know, I'm... And when I nag,

nobody sleeps.

Hi, girl. Oh, hi, Hallie. Come on in.
Just for a minute. I can't stay.

That's the first good news I heard
today.

Oh? Been listening to yourself again,
George?

What have you got there, Helen? This is
what I wanted to show you.

It's some of the work I'm doing in my
art class.

Art class?

What do you think?

You drew this?

I think it's wonderful.

That's what I think, too.

It ain't nothing but a bunch of round
circles.

They're oranges.

Well, why ain't they art?

Because I'm sketching with charcoal.

Why, are you too cheap to buy crayons?

I didn't know you were going to art
school.

Oh, yes. As a matter of fact, I'm on my
way now.

Oh, I just love it, Louise.

And it gets me out of the house.

Hey, Louise, that's a great idea. Why
don't you go to art class?

What? That's a terrific idea.

You could join today.

Great. Oh, I don't know. You wouldn't
mind being left on your own, would you,

George? No, I'm willing to make the
sacrifice.

But, girl, you said yourself you loved
art when you were in high school.

Yes, but... And you were always painting
when we first got married.

That was because we couldn't afford
wallpaper.

Oh, come on, Louise, you'll enjoy it.

Well, will you come too, George?

Hell no, I ain't going to buy his art,
Clint.

But I wanted to do something together.

But, Weasley, you'll be doing something
together with Helen.

Oh, well, okay. It might be fun.

Sure it will. And look, Weasley, instead
of oranges, draw me a cheeseburger.

A cheeseburger?

Yeah, look, I don't know nothing about
art, but I know what I like.

What's so funny, George?

Nothing. I just didn't know it was
Halloween already.

Well, for your information, this is my
golfing outfit.

Oh.

Helen, if you want me to drop you off at
your art class, you'd better hurry up,

or I'm going to be late for my tea time.
I thought you were going to play golf

and not drink tea.

I'm ready, Tom, and Louise is coming,
too.

Great. That'll be nice company for you.

I wish you had something to do, too,
George.

Yes, it's a shame you don't play golf.
You could go with Tom.

Helen. It would be good for you to get
out there on the course, wouldn't it,

Tom? Helen, George does not want to play
golf with me.

Damn right.

You see? Now, come on.

Why don't you take it up, George?

Oh, Louise, he'd just be embarrassed.

It's impossible for a beginner to play
golf just like that.

That's right.

George would look like an idiot trying
to play against me.

Oh!

Look, Chump, I'll beat you in golf any
day.

Oh, that's ridiculous. Golf is a very
difficult game. Oh, yeah, all you gotta

is hit this little ball with this great
big stick. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, any fool could do that.

Well, why don't you prove you're as good
as any other fool, George?

Okay, I will.

No, George, I think you ought to start
with miniature golf.

What's the matter? You scared I'll beat
you?

You beat me?

Last week, I shot seven birdies.

Look, don't try to change the subject.

Now, we're talking about golf, not
hunting.

All right, come on. You asked for it.
I'm going to beat the pants off him.

And with those pants, I'll be doing
everybody a big favor.

You'll

enjoy

it, Louie.

I hope so. I'm kind of nervous.

Oh, Miss Pomeroy. Hello, Helen.

This is my friend, Louise Jefferson.
She'd like to join the class.

Marvelous. Have you ever done any
drawing before?

Funny you should ask that.

I... Good. Here's a pad and here's some
charcoal.

Now, we'll worry about filling out the
forms later.

All right.

First time here, huh? Yeah.

Me too.

Oh, good.

I hear she's a good teacher.

Yeah? Well, I guess if we both like it,
we'll be seeing a lot more of each

other. Could be.

Charlie! Well, I gotta go to work now.
Okay.

anatomy. But I thought we were going to
do still life.

We are.

He's not moving.

Now go ahead, start drawing.

Oh my God, I can't.

Louise, Louise, just do your best.
Nobody expects you to be perfect the

time.

Well, can't I start with some oranges?

You've seen a nude man before. What
about George?

George isn't a man.

He's my husband.

Girls, start drawing.

Okay.

just because you got lucky. Lucky? Now,
what you talking about? I beat you fair

and square. You did everything wrong.
Like what? Well, you're not supposed to

use a driver on the putting green.

Why not? It worked.

God knows how.

Your ball took off like a rocket, hit a
tree, and bounced back into the hole.

That was a clever shot, wasn't it?

It was a freak.

It was not, man. I aimed at that tree.

I beat you. I beat you. I beat you. I
beat you. George.

George. I beat you. Winning is not that
important.

You're right.

The important thing is you lost.

Well, you don't have to tell the whole
world.

Don't worry about it, Willis. I wouldn't
embarrass you. I'll keep it quiet.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Floyd!

I beat the pants off of old Willis and
got him.

Thanks, George.

He beat you? Well, yes.

Lord, you sure must be a lousy player.

He's a good player. I'm just great.

All right! Hey, George, back already?

Hey, Wheeze, I slaughtered him.

Tom, he didn't.

You must have had an off day.

That's right. He was off all day in the
woods looking for his ball.

Well, I guess I'll get some more ice.
What for, Willis? You weren't that hot

there today.

Well,

I'm glad you enjoyed your game, George.
Oh, yeah. How'd you make out in art

class? Did you draw some little oranges?

Uh, no.

We weren't drawing any fruit today.

Oh, flowers, huh?

Not exactly.

Well, what was it? It was a live model,
George.

Oh! You mean like a cute little puppy
dog?

Hey, that's good. Let me see.

Oh, no, George. It's not very good.

Come on, Wheezy. I know it's your first
try.

No, George.

Look, Wheezy, I'm not going to laugh at
it.

but it hurt you.

Oh, shut up, Florence.

Louise, I'm surprised that you're
talking like that to our faithful maid.

Look, George, you're behaving like a
crazy man.

It's just a nude.

It ain't just no nude, it's a naked
dude.

There's nothing wrong with a naked body.
Oh, no? How would you like it if I

wasn't running around the street without
no clothes on? Probably nobody would

notice.

and the next minute, I'm going to shut
up Florence.

No, you ain't.

Now you are shut up and get in the
kitchen, Florence.

What's all the shouting about?

None of your damn business. Oh.

I'm surprised at you, Louise.

I never thought that the mother of my
child would be drawing dirty pictures.

It's not dirty. It's art.

I thought you'd be drawing fruit, not
that weirdo.

Weirdo? That man is a professional
model.

Oh, yeah, and what does he model? Open
raincoats?

Oh, come on, George.

No, you come on. Now, look, if he had
any decency, he would have posed like

this.

Good, Miss Jefferson. That's where to
hit him.

My wife spends half the morning with
some naked man and with her eyes wide

That ain't funny.

It's no use, Louise. You know what they
say. Small minds come in small packages.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I've got one place for this small
package. What are you going to do? I'm

going to get rid of this thing and throw
it in the trash. I ain't keeping this

mess in my house. Oh, now, just a
second, Buster.

This is my house, too. Right on, sister.

And you can't tell me what to do. Right
on, sister.

And I have got a right to keep... I
picture as much as you have to keep your

naked women. Right on. Naked women?

Why, George, you little old devil, you.

Naked women where? Yeah, where?

Where?

In the back of the closet, at the bottom
of your duffel bag, under your old Navy

uniform.

Oh, these are them old pictures, them
old pinup pictures from the service.

How'd you know about them, anyway?

Florence found them when she was
cleaning.

How come she never cleans places where
we can see?

So, George, what's good for the gander
is good for this mother goose.

Right on, mother.

You shut up.

Oh, why don't you give up? George, you
know you're wrong.

Oh, I am, am I? And I suppose your
husband don't care about you going

painting strangers in their birthday
suits.

Of course not. Tom has an open mind.

Yeah, you're right about that. It's so
open you can see right through it.

Do you mind if I make myself another
drink?

Look, before you do that, I think your
wife has something to ask you.

Go on, ask her.

Okay.

Tom, now something happened in art class
today. Oh, I know. Florence told me all

about it.

You see, Tom doesn't mind a bit if I
draw a man in the nude.

Do you, dear?

Do you, Tom?

Well... What's well supposed to mean?

It's just a well. I often start a
sentence with a well.

Well, finish it.

Well... Well, well.

You haven't answered my question.

Oh.

Well... I'm sorry, the wells just keep
welling up in me today.

Frankly, Helen, I'd be much happier if
you'd stick to oranges.

Oranges? Or apples?

See? Now you're beginning to sound just
like George.

Next you'll be saying I can't go to my
art class anymore.

Well... Will you excuse me, Louise? I
have to go upstairs.

Oh, something you have to do?

No, something I have to get away from.

I'll be up in a few minutes, dear.

Who cares?

Sore loser.

All right, Louise.

Now that we've all agreed that that's a
dirty picture, let me have a... I

haven't voted yet.

What? Let me tell you something, George.
I'm going to that art class, and I like

this picture. In fact, I like it so
much, I'm going to put it right over

where everybody can see it. Oh, come on.
And you'd better not touch it or else.

Or else what?

Ask me tonight, George.

Okay, I won't touch the picture.

You promise?

I promise. I can't hear you. I promise,
I promise.

Can you hear me now?

Oh, perfectly.

In fact, I could hear you when the door
was closed.

What do you want? Could I borrow a
colander?

I'll save you the trouble. It's Saturday
the 18th. No, no, no.

Not a calendar. I need a colander to
drain my noodles.

Come in, Mr. Bentley.

Oh, thank you, Mrs. J.

You see, I'm fixing beef stroganoff for
Susan, and... I'll see if I can find

one. Thank you.

Hi, Bentley.

Hello, Mr. Willis. And how's your lovely
wife?

Angry.

Ah. It's all because of him.

Oh, I see.

If this is the way you caught him,
you're the one who ought to be angry.

And it's signed Louise Jefferson. My
goodness.

I had no idea she did this sort of
thing.

She's going to put pants on him next
week.

Oh, heavens no.

The unclothed body is a beautiful sight
to behold.

As a matter of fact, I was trying to
convince Susan of that last evening.

Just before she left.

But, getting back to the sketch... Can't
we change the subject?

Oh, certainly.

You know, my great -great -uncle
Jonathan was an artist.

That's it. Change the subject.

Oh, I just did. You see, now I'm talking
about my great -great -uncle Jonathan.

He was far ahead of his time. He wanted
to paint Queen Victoria in the nude.

But, of course, they wouldn't allow it.

I should hope not.

Oh, no. They made him put on a bathrobe
first.

Here you are.

Oh, thank you. Is there anything else
you need?

Well, I could use that perfect palette
of yours to sample my stroganoff.

You see, it's the first time I've made
it.

Oh, I guess I can taste it for you. I'll
only be a minute, George.

Cherry pie.

Oh, boy.

What a lousy day this has turned out to
be.

Yep.

The only bright spot in it was me
beating you in golf.

The only reason you won was because
you're twice as close to the ball as I

Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't have to
lean over my stomach to see the ball.

What? Look, Willis, I'm just trying to
help you. You help me?

Look. You know what your problem is?
Your stomach gets in the way of your

Now, either you've got to stop eating so
much, or you've got to try the Willie

Mays swing, like this.

Now, see what you did?

Me? It was your fault. I was showing you
your swing.

Well, you better do something quick.

Hurry, George, hurry up.

Is it coming off?

Yeah, all of it.

George!

Oh, no!

Wait until my back was turned, could
you? No, no, it was an accident. Oh,

Accidentally, that napkin jumped up into
your hand, and accidentally your hand

smeared my dick. No, no, it really was
an accident. Ask Willis. Oh, he's on

side, George. I'm not asking him
anything.

Oh, then I'm not needed here any longer.

Come back here, you coward.

Coward? I'm going up to face Helen.

You... Promise, George.

I didn't do it on purpose. You promised.
You broke your promise. I'm telling

you, I don't want to hear anymore.

I don't want to hear anymore. I won't
talk to you.

Don't you talk to me ever.

Please, you come out of there.

You're wrong.

I'm the one that's supposed to get in
there and lock himself in there. Not

If I was you, I wouldn't be making up to
her, Mr. Jefferson.

What? Look, I heard everything, even
when I wasn't listening.

And you're right about that picture.
It's the devil's work. Look, I don't

about no picture. What am I going to do?
She won't even talk to me.

Who pays the rent around here?

I do.

And who pays for all the food and all
the clothes?

I do.

And who's the boss around here?

Me. Then act like it. Go up to that door
and lay down the law. Right.

Tell her who the man of the house is.
Right.

Accident. I can't prove it, but it was.

Look, come on, let's make up.

I'll let you do anything you want.

I'll let you go back to the art class,
okay?

And you can draw anything you want,
okay?

Okay.

You want to do things together, right?

Okay, this is what we'll do.

The next time you go to the art class,
I'll go with you. Okay?

Oh, George.

It'll be just fine, Louise.

Here you are, Mr. Jefferson.

I'm so glad you decided to join us. Me
too.

You'll get a kick out of it, George.
Sure, I will. When are you going to

I've got to watch a game on TV tonight.

Oh, this is bad. Better than a silly old
ball game.

Sure it is, we.

A class like this broadens your
horizons. Sure we.

You look at the world with new eyes. You
look at things with a completely

different perspective.

All right, class.

Nancy.

You damn right. It was a whole lot
different.

Come on, George. We are leaving.

Look, Weezy, like you said, what's good
for the goose is good for this gander.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you take one more gander and your
goose is cooked.

Like I said, Weezy, I don't know much
about art, but I know what I like.

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