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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,180 Move it on up! Move it on up! 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:04,460 To... 3 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:10,250 Isn't there something we can do? 4 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:13,850 Look, just be calm, Weezy. He'll be gone soon. It'll be all over. 5 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:17,890 But you read about people being robbed and killed all the time. 6 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,410 Don't worry about it, Weezy. I'm not going to let you get killed. 7 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:23,910 You are scared too, aren't you? 8 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:27,590 Well, I just hope it ain't true that you turned white with fear. 9 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:37,110 You never think that something like this will happen to you. 10 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:42,710 anyway we can't just sit here we can't look let's start sliding your chair 11 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:48,090 around so we can get them back to back then what then we'll untie the ropes to 12 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:54,250 make a run for it i'm afraid we gotta make a walk for it i'm in no condition 13 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:58,010 run you know 14 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:11,500 This may be a dumb thing to say, but it's nice to hold hands again. 15 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,180 Maybe we should do this more often. 16 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,760 Well, George, I love it when you're like this. 17 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,160 Instead of being grouchy and unreasonable. 18 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,400 Unreasonable? When have I been unreasonable? 19 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,540 When? So many times. 20 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,620 I can't even begin to count how many. Tell me one. Just one. 21 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,240 How about the time... 22 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:41,150 Poor Edith Bunker thought Archie was gone for good. You just keep making 23 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:42,290 jokes about him. 24 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:45,010 I never joke about Archie Bunker. 25 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:47,610 Yes, you did. 26 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,150 Why do you keep sticking up for that honky? 27 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:56,030 You hear the way he's always fat -mouthing us? The only thing worse than 28 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,390 insults is his compliments. 29 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:03,790 Say there, Jefferson there, you know why you people got such natural rhythm from 30 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:05,610 being grown up with all them tom -toms? 31 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,480 about just cause we black, we can't get enough sex. 32 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,880 We both know that's bull, don't we, George? 33 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,800 You better lighten up, Louise. 34 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,480 But you do have rhythm. One out of two ain't bad. 35 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,220 Now you're going too far. 36 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,339 You hear that, Louise? 37 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,340 Too far. 38 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,740 Don't you slam my table. What? 39 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,509 That's right. 40 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:07,010 When you can't think of anything to yell about, you run to your favorite hiding 41 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,010 place. 42 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:10,710 Where are you going? 43 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,070 Someplace where I can think. 44 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I love your legs. 45 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,860 Why don't you sit down and let's talk this over rationally. Good idea. 46 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:33,490 making a big fuss over nothing. 47 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:36,650 When did I make a big fuss over nothing? 48 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,430 Valentine's Day, when I didn't bring you nothing. 49 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:44,850 Then you let them old crazy willies use their encounter techniques on us. 50 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,810 It worked, didn't it? 51 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:52,030 Okay, now what? 52 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,250 Well, just relax. 53 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:55,670 Why don't you start, Louise? 54 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,330 Just mention whatever comes to mind. 55 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,750 What am I supposed to do? 56 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:03,120 You answer her with the first thing that comes to your mind, without thinking. 57 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,220 Just like you always do, George. 58 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:09,380 Okay. 59 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,700 Go. 60 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:16,080 Okay. Uh, hot, cold, sweet, sour, good. Me. 61 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,760 Me? How did you come by me? 62 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,280 Because it's good of me to sit through this junk. 63 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,680 That's all right, Louise. 64 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:34,080 If that's the first thing that came to his mind, that's what he should say. Go 65 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,039 on. 66 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,660 Uh, high. 67 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Taxes. Low. 68 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,120 Interest. Money. 69 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,300 Trucks. Hold it. 70 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,860 I know I'm not supposed to interrupt, but what does a truck have to do with 71 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:50,240 money? Plenty. Truck goes by a curb, splashes mud on suit, suit goes to 72 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,260 cleaners, I make money. 73 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,580 you two. The whole purpose of this thing is to dig into your relationship. 74 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,380 Yes, you must be much more personal. 75 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,360 Now, just forget that we're here. I wish I could. 76 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,580 Now, listen, you little... It was the first thing that popped in my mind. 77 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,360 Start again. And this time, make it personal. 78 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,320 Marriage. Ring. 79 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:20,860 Sex. Seven. 80 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:26,140 I said sex. 81 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,240 Oh, I thought you said six. 82 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,560 Like this. 83 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,030 whole point. You see? 84 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:39,770 You've gotten rid of that anger. Now you can speak freely and easily and clear 85 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,450 up any problem, no matter how big, without fighting. 86 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,870 Good. Is this what they do at those meetings? 87 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:45,889 Well, sometimes. 88 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:47,490 Well, me and Weasley ain't got to go then. 89 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,810 When we get uptight, we just beat each other's brains out. 90 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:55,350 That's not fair, because Louise will always finish first. 91 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:03,750 Well, I guess we can go now. May we have our patacas back? 92 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:04,729 But wait a minute. 93 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:07,630 I got one little teeny piece that I ain't going to get rid of yet. 94 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,550 That would be a miracle. Okay. 95 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:49,550 Stay right there a minute. 96 00:09:57,170 --> 00:10:03,970 I wish 97 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:10,890 I had a club right now to hit that crook with. What's he doing out 98 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:11,910 there anyway, messing up the place? 99 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:15,070 Don't worry about that. Florence will help me straighten it up. 100 00:10:16,479 --> 00:10:19,100 Hey, remember when we first hired Florence? 101 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:25,600 But there's just one thing. 102 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,280 Do you folks mind if I ask you something? 103 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,560 No, go right ahead. 104 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,400 You live in this apartment, right? 105 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:34,020 Uh -huh. And you got an apartment in this building, too? 106 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,220 Yes, that's right. 107 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:57,180 Anyway, I'm glad I loaned Florence my earrings tonight. At least they won't 108 00:10:57,180 --> 00:11:00,560 stolen. Yeah, I wish she was wearing a TV set. 109 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,500 Somebody's at the door. 110 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,880 Oh, thank God. Maybe we're saved. 111 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,720 With our luck, it's probably the Avon lady calling. 112 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:22,400 Okay, we looks like we got to do it all by ourselves. Let's work on these ropes. 113 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,820 It's no use. 114 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,220 They won't budge. 115 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,120 Four years in the Navy, learning how to tie knots. 116 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,360 How come they didn't teach me how to untie? 117 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,760 I don't like to think about your Navy days. 118 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,280 That was the longest we've ever been apart. 119 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,440 Well, I didn't think of the good part when I came home on leave. 120 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,300 Yeah, just you and me. 121 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,540 We sure did a lot of walking in the park. 122 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,640 And a lot of resting in the bushes. 123 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:02,840 Sometimes I think a hot dog at Coney Island was more fun than the fancy 124 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:03,980 restaurants we go to now. 125 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,180 Don't be silly, Weezy. Being rich is much more fun. 126 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,980 You don't like remembering when you were poor, do you, George? 127 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:15,040 That's why you have those nightmares any time something goes wrong. 128 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:19,280 Well, now that that's all cleared up, don't you feel better now? No. 129 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,440 Because that was a good part of the dream. 130 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,020 I kept slipping down that ladder, and then all of a sudden, I was in the 131 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,600 Did you have a token, or did you sneak in under the turnstile? 132 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,940 Fell in through the roof, right into the middle of the A train. 133 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,640 And it was full of zebras. 134 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:45,940 I mean, there were zebras everywhere, snorting and stomping and chewing and 135 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:49,120 messing up the place. Weezy ain't nothing uglier than an A train full of 136 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,850 I'm not going to explain that one to you, George. 137 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:58,130 When I had the first stop, I got off and I ran onto the up escalator. 138 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,110 Only it was going down. Somebody switched sides on me. Because right next 139 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:05,790 was a down escalator with a bottle of champagne with a white label on it. And 140 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:09,550 the bottle was going up, up, up. And I was going down, down, down. 141 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,070 And at the bottom, you ain't going to believe this, weasel. 142 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:18,370 At the bottom was all of these cockroaches yelling and waving, welcome 143 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:19,450 George. 144 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,460 down the street and everybody was the same color. 145 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,260 It was terrible. 146 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,240 Why? 147 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,220 Because I couldn't tell the white blacks from the black blacks. 148 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,840 Oh, George. 149 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,060 Wait, that's just the beginning. 150 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:59,300 And suddenly everybody started chasing me. And I ran and ran until I got to 151 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:03,480 Monticello in the midst of this great big party. And Thomas Jefferson was 152 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,480 playing the violin. 153 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,000 Well, what's so bad about that? 154 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,400 He was using me as the bow. 155 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,940 He was scraping me back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. 156 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,420 Did you sound good? 157 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,660 Terrible. Only thing we could play was Dixie. 158 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,880 Go to sleep, George. 159 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,680 Okay. What are you doing? 160 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,400 This time you're going with me. 161 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:39,480 You know, when you got it as good as we do, you don't like to think bad because 162 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,480 you're afraid it's going to hurt. 163 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:43,610 But it don't hurt at all. I mean, now, we got a lot to think back on, don't we? 164 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:47,470 Yeah, even the bad times seem good at a time like this. 165 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:50,110 Even old Archie Bunker would look good to me now. 166 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,650 Remember when we moved in next door to him? 167 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:58,870 You know, it's just crossing my mind. 168 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:02,670 Remember old man McNabb? Yeah. Used to live down the street there. Remember the 169 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:05,350 time that he was going to sell his place to them Jews? Oh. 170 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,640 And you come around with that petition to all the rest of us to sign. Remember, 171 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,659 keep them out? 172 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,000 We all signed, huh? 173 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,200 Yeah. 174 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,640 You really saved the block that time, Jim. Well, you know me. 175 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,780 So, I mean, you wouldn't then turn around and do what McNabb was trying to 176 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,320 would you? You mean sell to Jews? Yeah. Oh, no. 177 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,500 These people are Baptists. 178 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,880 Oh, that's nice, Jim. 179 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,450 talked with the telephone company, and they're putting my phone in today. 180 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,210 Now, I really believe the house is mine. 181 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,090 Oh, hi, neighbor. 182 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:59,770 Thank you. My, you got 183 00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:00,770 here early. 184 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,710 Well, I wanted to get right to work. 185 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:07,970 Oh, by the way... Would it be too much trouble to borrow pale from you? I 186 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:12,510 to bring one. Oh, sure. Oh, you got your work cut out for you. I don't think 187 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:16,230 that house has been cleaned since his wife died three years ago. 188 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:20,610 And way before that. Bowman and his wife was always slobs to both of them. 189 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,710 Oh, gee. I'll get the pale. 190 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:24,950 Thank you. 191 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,480 up in there, would you? 192 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:03,140 Well, uh, how'd you like the Julia show last night? 193 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,319 Fine. How did you like Dara's day? 194 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:12,999 You're in. 195 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,020 No, I ain't. I'm out. 196 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,619 If you got my stoop, that's the same as being in my house. Stoops don't count. 197 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,140 Stoops are... Always counts. 198 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:22,140 Don't turn your back on me. Oh, there you are. 199 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,260 Now you're in. You're in for sure. 200 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:30,940 So finally the great Jepson, who always required to cross my threshold, is into 201 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:31,699 the house. 202 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,060 All duded up in a flower in his lapel there. 203 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,660 Or is that one of them things that's squinting at Ron? No, it's me. 204 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,360 I wear a fresh one every day. 205 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:44,680 Ah, you don't blow money on a fresh flower every day. 206 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,140 No, I steal one every day from a blind. 207 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,550 George, they don't know you here. He's joking. 208 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:53,870 Louise. 209 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,130 I'll tell them when I'm joking. 210 00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:58,790 I was joking. 211 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,830 Oh, gee, are you in bed yet? 212 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:04,750 No, I'm not yet, Edith. I'm looking out the window. 213 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,750 You know, the Jeffersons left their shades out. 214 00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:12,270 Did you know they was putting the wallpaper on the wall of their bedroom? 215 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,350 Holy God, I'm calling to Wild About Strike. 216 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,270 Something else, wasn't it? 217 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:42,990 Yeah, but I still miss Edith. She was so upset when we moved out of the 218 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:43,990 neighborhood. 219 00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:48,370 Please, I bought you some fruit for your trip. 220 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,870 We're only going to Manhattan. 221 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,830 Well, subways break down sometimes. 222 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:04,170 Well, Edith, I guess this is really goodbye. 223 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:07,410 I know. 224 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:11,030 Well, I'll just say so long. 225 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,910 So long, Edith. 226 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:22,570 Louise, did I ever tell you I love 227 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,570 you? 228 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,550 Every minute we've spent together. 229 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,430 You'd better go now. 230 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,150 Before the both of us get awful wet. 231 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,010 Bye, Louise. 232 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,730 I mean, so long. 233 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,730 Don't look at me. You still haven't finished packing yet? 234 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,650 Just one more thing. Your coffee mug. 235 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,100 I won't be drinking out of mugs no more. 236 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:11,200 From now on, it's cups and sauces all the way. Come on, Weezy, limousines. 237 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,740 Limousines? 238 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,500 Have you gone crazy? 239 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,540 What do we need a limousine for? Because we're going to leave Bunkersville in 240 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,540 style. 241 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,860 Come on, Weezy. 242 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,760 Things are looking good for us. Look, you deserve the best. 243 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,580 And that's exactly what you're going to get. 244 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,900 The best. 245 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,420 Okay? 246 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,760 Here. 247 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,080 I wish that chump out there would move to a new neighborhood. 248 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,100 Oh, I just thought of something awful. 249 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800 Worse than him? 250 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160 Yeah. 251 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,580 What will happen if he wants to go to the bathroom? 252 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,820 I wish you hadn't said that. 19067