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Move it on up! Move it on up!
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To...
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Isn't there something we can do?
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Look, just be calm, Weezy. He'll be gone
soon. It'll be all over.
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But you read about people being robbed
and killed all the time.
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Don't worry about it, Weezy. I'm not
going to let you get killed.
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You are scared too, aren't you?
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Well, I just hope it ain't true that you
turned white with fear.
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You never think that something like this
will happen to you.
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anyway we can't just sit here we can't
look let's start sliding your chair
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around so we can get them back to back
then what then we'll untie the ropes to
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make a run for it i'm afraid we gotta
make a walk for it i'm in no condition
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run you know
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This may be a dumb thing to say, but
it's nice to hold hands again.
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Maybe we should do this more often.
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Well, George, I love it when you're like
this.
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Instead of being grouchy and
unreasonable.
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Unreasonable? When have I been
unreasonable?
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When? So many times.
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I can't even begin to count how many.
Tell me one. Just one.
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How about the time...
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Poor Edith Bunker thought Archie was
gone for good. You just keep making
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jokes about him.
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I never joke about Archie Bunker.
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Yes, you did.
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Why do you keep sticking up for that
honky?
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You hear the way he's always fat
-mouthing us? The only thing worse than
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insults is his compliments.
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Say there, Jefferson there, you know why
you people got such natural rhythm from
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being grown up with all them tom -toms?
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about just cause we black, we can't get
enough sex.
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We both know that's bull, don't we,
George?
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You better lighten up, Louise.
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But you do have rhythm. One out of two
ain't bad.
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Now you're going too far.
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You hear that, Louise?
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Too far.
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Don't you slam my table. What?
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That's right.
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When you can't think of anything to yell
about, you run to your favorite hiding
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place.
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Where are you going?
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Someplace where I can think.
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I love your legs.
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Why don't you sit down and let's talk
this over rationally. Good idea.
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making a big fuss over nothing.
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When did I make a big fuss over nothing?
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Valentine's Day, when I didn't bring you
nothing.
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Then you let them old crazy willies use
their encounter techniques on us.
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It worked, didn't it?
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Okay, now what?
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Well, just relax.
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Why don't you start, Louise?
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Just mention whatever comes to mind.
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What am I supposed to do?
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You answer her with the first thing that
comes to your mind, without thinking.
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Just like you always do, George.
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Okay.
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Go.
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Okay. Uh, hot, cold, sweet, sour, good.
Me.
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Me? How did you come by me?
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Because it's good of me to sit through
this junk.
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That's all right, Louise.
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If that's the first thing that came to
his mind, that's what he should say. Go
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on.
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Uh, high.
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Taxes. Low.
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Interest. Money.
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Trucks. Hold it.
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I know I'm not supposed to interrupt,
but what does a truck have to do with
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money? Plenty. Truck goes by a curb,
splashes mud on suit, suit goes to
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cleaners, I make money.
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you two. The whole purpose of this thing
is to dig into your relationship.
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Yes, you must be much more personal.
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Now, just forget that we're here. I wish
I could.
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Now, listen, you little... It was the
first thing that popped in my mind.
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Start again. And this time, make it
personal.
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Marriage. Ring.
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Sex. Seven.
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I said sex.
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Oh, I thought you said six.
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Like this.
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whole point. You see?
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You've gotten rid of that anger. Now you
can speak freely and easily and clear
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up any problem, no matter how big,
without fighting.
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Good. Is this what they do at those
meetings?
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Well, sometimes.
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Well, me and Weasley ain't got to go
then.
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When we get uptight, we just beat each
other's brains out.
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That's not fair, because Louise will
always finish first.
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Well, I guess we can go now. May we have
our patacas back?
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But wait a minute.
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I got one little teeny piece that I
ain't going to get rid of yet.
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That would be a miracle. Okay.
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Stay right there a minute.
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I wish
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I had a club right now to hit that crook
with. What's he doing out
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there anyway, messing up the place?
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Don't worry about that. Florence will
help me straighten it up.
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Hey, remember when we first hired
Florence?
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But there's just one thing.
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Do you folks mind if I ask you
something?
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No, go right ahead.
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You live in this apartment, right?
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Uh -huh. And you got an apartment in
this building, too?
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Yes, that's right.
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Anyway, I'm glad I loaned Florence my
earrings tonight. At least they won't
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stolen. Yeah, I wish she was wearing a
TV set.
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Somebody's at the door.
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Oh, thank God. Maybe we're saved.
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With our luck, it's probably the Avon
lady calling.
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Okay, we looks like we got to do it all
by ourselves. Let's work on these ropes.
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It's no use.
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They won't budge.
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Four years in the Navy, learning how to
tie knots.
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How come they didn't teach me how to
untie?
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I don't like to think about your Navy
days.
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That was the longest we've ever been
apart.
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Well, I didn't think of the good part
when I came home on leave.
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Yeah, just you and me.
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We sure did a lot of walking in the
park.
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And a lot of resting in the bushes.
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Sometimes I think a hot dog at Coney
Island was more fun than the fancy
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restaurants we go to now.
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Don't be silly, Weezy. Being rich is
much more fun.
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You don't like remembering when you were
poor, do you, George?
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That's why you have those nightmares any
time something goes wrong.
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Well, now that that's all cleared up,
don't you feel better now? No.
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Because that was a good part of the
dream.
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I kept slipping down that ladder, and
then all of a sudden, I was in the
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Did you have a token, or did you sneak
in under the turnstile?
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Fell in through the roof, right into the
middle of the A train.
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And it was full of zebras.
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I mean, there were zebras everywhere,
snorting and stomping and chewing and
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messing up the place. Weezy ain't
nothing uglier than an A train full of
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I'm not going to explain that one to
you, George.
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When I had the first stop, I got off and
I ran onto the up escalator.
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Only it was going down. Somebody
switched sides on me. Because right next
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was a down escalator with a bottle of
champagne with a white label on it. And
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the bottle was going up, up, up. And I
was going down, down, down.
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And at the bottom, you ain't going to
believe this, weasel.
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At the bottom was all of these
cockroaches yelling and waving, welcome
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George.
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down the street and everybody was the
same color.
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It was terrible.
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Why?
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Because I couldn't tell the white blacks
from the black blacks.
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Oh, George.
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Wait, that's just the beginning.
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And suddenly everybody started chasing
me. And I ran and ran until I got to
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Monticello in the midst of this great
big party. And Thomas Jefferson was
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playing the violin.
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Well, what's so bad about that?
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He was using me as the bow.
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He was scraping me back and forth, back
and forth, back and forth.
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Did you sound good?
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Terrible. Only thing we could play was
Dixie.
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Go to sleep, George.
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Okay. What are you doing?
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This time you're going with me.
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You know, when you got it as good as we
do, you don't like to think bad because
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you're afraid it's going to hurt.
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But it don't hurt at all. I mean, now,
we got a lot to think back on, don't we?
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Yeah, even the bad times seem good at a
time like this.
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Even old Archie Bunker would look good
to me now.
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Remember when we moved in next door to
him?
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You know, it's just crossing my mind.
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Remember old man McNabb? Yeah. Used to
live down the street there. Remember the
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time that he was going to sell his place
to them Jews? Oh.
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And you come around with that petition
to all the rest of us to sign. Remember,
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keep them out?
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We all signed, huh?
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Yeah.
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You really saved the block that time,
Jim. Well, you know me.
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So, I mean, you wouldn't then turn
around and do what McNabb was trying to
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would you? You mean sell to Jews? Yeah.
Oh, no.
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These people are Baptists.
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Oh, that's nice, Jim.
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talked with the telephone company, and
they're putting my phone in today.
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Now, I really believe the house is mine.
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Oh, hi, neighbor.
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Thank you. My, you got
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here early.
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Well, I wanted to get right to work.
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Oh, by the way... Would it be too much
trouble to borrow pale from you? I
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to bring one. Oh, sure. Oh, you got your
work cut out for you. I don't think
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that house has been cleaned since his
wife died three years ago.
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And way before that. Bowman and his wife
was always slobs to both of them.
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Oh, gee. I'll get the pale.
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Thank you.
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up in there, would you?
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Well, uh, how'd you like the Julia show
last night?
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Fine. How did you like Dara's day?
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You're in.
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No, I ain't. I'm out.
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If you got my stoop, that's the same as
being in my house. Stoops don't count.
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Stoops are... Always counts.
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Don't turn your back on me. Oh, there
you are.
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Now you're in. You're in for sure.
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So finally the great Jepson, who always
required to cross my threshold, is into
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the house.
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All duded up in a flower in his lapel
there.
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Or is that one of them things that's
squinting at Ron? No, it's me.
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I wear a fresh one every day.
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Ah, you don't blow money on a fresh
flower every day.
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No, I steal one every day from a blind.
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George, they don't know you here. He's
joking.
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Louise.
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I'll tell them when I'm joking.
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I was joking.
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Oh, gee, are you in bed yet?
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No, I'm not yet, Edith. I'm looking out
the window.
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You know, the Jeffersons left their
shades out.
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Did you know they was putting the
wallpaper on the wall of their bedroom?
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Holy God, I'm calling to Wild About
Strike.
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Something else, wasn't it?
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Yeah, but I still miss Edith. She was so
upset when we moved out of the
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neighborhood.
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Please, I bought you some fruit for your
trip.
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We're only going to Manhattan.
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Well, subways break down sometimes.
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Well, Edith, I guess this is really
goodbye.
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I know.
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Well, I'll just say so long.
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So long, Edith.
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Louise, did I ever tell you I love
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you?
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Every minute we've spent together.
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You'd better go now.
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Before the both of us get awful wet.
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Bye, Louise.
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I mean, so long.
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Don't look at me. You still haven't
finished packing yet?
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Just one more thing. Your coffee mug.
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I won't be drinking out of mugs no more.
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From now on, it's cups and sauces all
the way. Come on, Weezy, limousines.
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Limousines?
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Have you gone crazy?
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What do we need a limousine for? Because
we're going to leave Bunkersville in
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style.
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Come on, Weezy.
242
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Things are looking good for us. Look,
you deserve the best.
243
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And that's exactly what you're going to
get.
244
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The best.
245
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Okay?
246
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Here.
247
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I wish that chump out there would move
to a new neighborhood.
248
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,100
Oh, I just thought of something awful.
249
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Worse than him?
250
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Yeah.
251
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What will happen if he wants to go to
the bathroom?
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I wish you hadn't said that.
253
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