All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s04e14 The Jefferson Curve

Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
too deep down, moving on up, to a

deep...

Thank you.

Hi, how are you?

Hey, Mr. Jefferson.

Quick, Marcus, I got some pizza for you.

Oh, thanks.

But I hate pizza.

I don't care. All you got to do is eat
it when Papa Pennelly gets here. Papa

Pennelly? Oh, Papa Pennelly Pizza
Parlors? Yep.

I'm trying to get his cleaning business.

Mr. Jefferson? Yeah.

I'm Maury Jacobs.

So? Of course.

Spoke to you on the phone this morning.

No, you didn't.

Oh.

Hey, I'm a Papa Panelli.

Papa Panelli.

I didn't recognize your voice without
the mustache.

I don't understand, though. If your name
is Moy Jacobs, why do you call your

places Panelli? Because, Sonny, when you
hear Panelli, you think Italian, see?

I'm just giving the people what they
want.

That's right, Marcus. That's business.

No, Jefferson.

That's Amore.

You get it?

Maury. That's my name.

Maury Jacobs.

That's Amore.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I see you have one of my pizzas.

Oh, yeah. That's the best pizza in town.
Right, Marcus?

Oh, yeah.

Terrific.

You want my cleaning business, huh,
Jefferson?

That's right.

Well, I don't know. You look kind of
small to me.

I'm just as tall as you are.

I'm talking about your operation.

You know, I have 22 parlors just in
Manhattan alone.

And next year, I'm going to be spreading
my tomato sauce all over New Jersey.

Yeah, and after you finish spreading it,
I'll be right there to clean it up.

I don't know, Jefferson.

Are you sure you can handle a volume
business?

What are you talking about?

Junior's Fish and Chips has 38 locations
in the city.

I ain't got no complaints from them.

Junior's Fish and Chips?

When did you get here? Hey, have some
more pizza.

Junior's Fish and Chips, huh?

Oh, that's one of the fastest growing
chains on the East Coast.

That's right, and I'm growing right with
them.

Well, I'm going to take that into
consideration, Jefferson.

I like a go -getter.

Oh, well, look, in that case, why don't
you just go get the contract and we

settle the deal right now?

Well, I'd like to think it over. As we
say in the pizza business, haste makes

the paste.

That's a good one, huh? Oh.

Well, I'll be in touch with you in a
couple of days. Okay, I'll hear from you

soon, Jake. And remember, try my pizza
today and you're sure to say that's

amore.

Congratulations, Mr. Jefferson. What did
you do in the Junior Fish and Chips

account? I didn't.

You didn't?

But you told Mr. Jacobs you did.

See, you see that? You weren't
listening.

I told him I got no complaints from
them.

Oh.

Ain't that a little shady?

Of course not. It's done all the time in
business.

Of course, I do it better than most.

I call it the Jefferson Curve.

The Jefferson Curve? That's right.

I just throw them whatever I want them
to know.

Mr. Jefferson, now I see why you're
number one.

That's the only number I know.

All right.

What are you two celebrating?

Oh, Miss Jefferson, Lionel, we're just
celebrating your husband's brain.

Oh, I thought it was something big.

Oh, hey, Pop.

Well, Lionel, what are you doing here?
You lost?

Well... I know I haven't seen you for a
while, but I've been very busy. Oh, too

busy to see your own mother and father,
huh?

Now, see, Pop, do you know something? I
should be at work right now, but I

sneaked out just to say hello to you.

Oh, you did?

Huh. Well, good to see you. Hey.

Can you stay a while?

Oh, man, I wish I could, but I really
got to get right back.

And we have to go, too, George.

Go where?

You've forgotten again.

I ain't forgotten again.

Forgot what?

You're impossible.

The charity dinner tonight.

Oh, is that tonight? Look, I'm a whiff.
Why don't you take the line?

Oh, sorry, Pop. I'm really working hard
on this special project, so all my

nights are full.

You know, I hardly get to see Jenny
anymore.

Well, that's one good thing in your
favor.

George, unless you go with me tonight,
I'm going with your best friend.

And who's my best friend? Your
checkbook.

Unless you're there to stop me, I just
might get carried away and make another

big donation.

See you later, Marcus.

Right. Ciao, Ms. Jefferson.

Lionel. Goodbye, Marcus. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

What can I do for you?

Well, you can help me with these
clothes.

Oh, sure.

Say, you one foxy lady, where you been
hiding yourself?

From you.

Be extra careful with this blouse,
because it's very delicate.

I bet this looks fantastic on you.

Well, you'll never know, will you?

May I have my ticket, please?

You mean a one -way ticket to my heart?

How about a round -trip transfer to my
foot?

What's your name, sister?

Hey, look, I just came in here a bit...
Don't get upset.

Don't get upset.

Order a ticket.

Oh.

I'm Natalie Parker.

Natalie.

That's a beautiful name.

Mine's Marcus.

Hi, Marcus.

Adjibet?

629 East 72nd Street, Penthouse
Apartment.

Now, why would a fine fox like you want
to live way up in some penthouse when

you should be out in full view?

Well, this is one fox who doesn't like
being chased by hounds.

That's why you need somebody to watch
over you to keep them hounds away.

And you think you're that someone?

I knew it.

What time should I pick you up tonight?

What makes you think I'd want to go out
with a clerk in a cleaning store?

Hey, you got it all wrong.

Oh, I do, huh? Sure. Even Nelson
Rockefeller's daddy made him start off

sweeping up the loose change.

What? Well, you know how fathers are.

You mean your father owns this place?

Well... And he makes you work here as a
clerk? Let's just say the old man wants

me to experience the entire operation
before I move into the executive office.

You got to... lot of moons all right
speaking of moon dr jay's in town and i

just happen to have two tickets to the
garden how would you like to go to a

basketball game with me well i am i'll
pick you up at 7 30

i'd love to but only on one condition
anything

you gotta promise not to wear that hat

Why don't you come in, sit down, and
relax?

Mr. Jefferson won't mind.

No, but my girl will.

Your girl? Yeah, you know, I've been
dating her for the past week, and I got

hurry up downtown and pick up this
bracelet I bought her.

You've only been dating her a week, and
already you're buying her a bracelet?

That ain't nothing.

I went out with this guy, and on our
first date, he gave me a ring.

Really?

Yeah, but he ate up all the Cracker
Jacks.

Girl, why don't you bring her over?

Oh, uh, well, uh, you see, she goes to
school in Connecticut, and she'll be

leaving in a couple of days, so... We'll
be home tonight.

Tonight? Uh, well, uh, we're going out
tonight. I'm sorry.

But... I really gotta be going, Miss
Jefferson. Bye for now.

Isn't young love wonderful?

I remember when George and I first
started dating.

He would knock on the door all nervous.

What was he nervous about?

We had a dog bigger than he was.

What'd you have, a chihuahua?

Hi, I'm Natalie Parker.

Hi, I'm George Jefferson.

I know.

I've heard a lot about you.

Oh, you have, huh?

Well, let me tell you something.

Don't believe... everything you hear.
Just the good things.

Oh, but you said there's only good
things to say about you, Mr. Jefferson.

My son. You know my son?

Yeah. We've been dating all week.

Oh, that's nice.

Hello? What'd you say?

No, not you, Penelope.

I'm going to call Lionel at work and get
to the bottom of this.

I'm sure there must be some explanation.

Oh, hello.

May I please speak with Lionel
Jefferson?

Lionel messing around.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, hello, Lionel. How are you,
sweetheart?

Oh, nothing, dear. I just wanted to see
how you were doing and what you've been

doing.

Oh, you've been very busy every night?

Give me that phone.

Lionel, hi.

Hey, this is your father. Look, I want
to see you tonight.

Yeah, I know all about this special
project you've been working on.

Look, just get your butt over here. Bye.

It's true.

Lionel really is cheating on Jenny.

Lionel cheating on Jenny?

What makes you think that?

We just put two and two together. And
came up with three.

Lionel, Jenny, and that other woman.

Oh, George.

For shame, for shame.

Oh, George, I just can't understand it.

Lionel and Jenny seem to have been so
happy.

Oh, tell me.

Hello, Louise.

Oh, George, I spoke with Lionel this
afternoon.

I know what he's going through.

You do?

Yes, and I have total sympathy for him.

Oh, does Jenny know about Lionel? Of
course.

How did she find out?

Well, Lionel told her, of course.

I don't understand these kids today.

How is Jenny taking it? Oh, she
understands.

She does?

Yes, but I'm sure she'll be glad when
Lionel's special project is finished and

he won't have to put in so much
overtime.

Oh, oh, yeah.

All the time.

Well, that's why I'm here, Louise.

You see, we were going to take the kids
to the Swedish Film Festival. But with

Lionel working late, we have an extra
ticket. And Helen thought that you might

like it.

Uh -huh. Too bad.

We're busy. She can't go with us now.

Lionel fooling around with another
woman.

I still can't believe it.

What did she say?

Nothing. Look, hurry up, Bullets. You're
going to be late for the movie. If I

heard Florence correctly, I'd like an
explanation.

Okay, the explanation is Florence is a
dummy. She don't know what she's talking

about. Bye.

Louise, is Lionel really fooling around
with another woman?

I'm afraid so.

Oh, my poor baby.

And you think we trusted Lionel with our
Jenny, and now this.

Now, what they should do is turn to the
Lord.

He's the only one that can save that
marriage.

He's going to have his hands full saving
you if you don't mind your damn

business.

I should have known any son of yours
couldn't be trusted. Don't be telling me

about my son. What about your daughter?
What about my daughter? Well, obviously

she ain't been giving a lot of what he
needs.

Oh, you're so right. What he needs is a
good punch in the mouth.

Are you threatening my son?

Well, how would you feel if Jenny were
your daughter?

Terrible. See? Because then I'd be
white.

Will you two stop it?

Oh, poor Helen.

We can't let her find out. Well, just
don't tell her about it. Right.

Helen, guess what?

Lionel and Jiminy.

Hi, darling.

What are you doing here?

Aren't we supposed to be going to the
film festival?

What festival? Oh, yes, the festival.

Did Tom tell you about the extra ticket,
Louise?

Oh, yes.

Thanks, Helen. But I'm afraid I won't be
able to make it.

Oh, well, then maybe next time, girl.

Tom, now what were you going to tell me
about Lionel?

Uh, Lionel, uh... Tom was just saying
what a shame it is that

Lionel won't be able to go with you
tonight.

Yeah, it is a shame.

I'll be happy when Lionel's project is
finished.

It won't be long.

Penny, what did you have for dinner
tonight?

Nothing. I hate eating alone every
night.

Oh, well, you shouldn't be going out
without eating.

Why don't you go fix the sandwich? Oh,
that's a good idea. We still have plenty

of time before the show starts. Well,
okay.

Well, thanks a lot. I was... Oh, you're
welcome. You're welcome.

Is something going on I don't know
about?

Well, Helen... Helen?

Helen, I think you'd better sit down.

Tom, what's going on?

I'll get right to the point.

You see... Well, you see, I have this
friend whose son -in -law has

been seeing this other woman.

Now, his parents know and his father -in
-law knows, but his mother -in -law and

my friend's daughter don't know, so...
Lionel's seeing another woman?

Oh, no!

This is all your son's fault.

What? Yes, it is. Miss Halloran!

Jenny's gonna hear.

Hear what?

Um, hear the end of the movie.

Um, Mr. Jefferson saw it already.

Mom, are you upset about something?

Upset?

Oh, uh, yes, about the ending of the
movie. It's so sad.

I almost feel like crying.

Oh, well, don't tell me how it ends. I
want to be surprised.

Flora's going. Keep her in there,
please.

Okay, but keep note.

I don't want to miss none of this.

We'll all wait for Lionel.

That's got to be him.

Hello, Mrs. Jefferson?

Yes? I'm Natalie Parker.

The doorman said you lived here.

I was supposed to meet your son
downstairs.

want a tomato on that sandwich? Yes,
Flores, I'm sure.

What are you doing?

We're giving a surprise party. Now,
don't come out until you hear us yell

surprise.

Oh, who's that girl?

Girl?

What girl?

The one you just pushed into the
bathroom.

Oh!

Oh, that's the plumber.

plumbers dress like that?

At $25 an hour, they can dress any way
they like.

Okay, what's going on here? You're all
acting very strange.

Tom, I don't think we can keep it from
her any longer.

Well, keep what?

You're right, Helen.

You'd better tell her.

Jenny, you see, you see, oh, I'll...

of taking the night off.

Hey, Jenny.

Oh, baby.

Hey, what are you doing here?

I'm still your wife, remember?

I know you've probably forgotten what I
look like by now, but I can prove it.

Jenny. I got this little mole on the
left side. I remember. Oh, do I

How dare you do that?

It's okay, Mr. Willis. We are married.

I'm really ashamed of you.

What?

Hey, Pop, why did you call me over here,
huh?

Oh, so that's it.

This was all to give me a lovely
surprise.

Oh, no.

Surprise!

Who is she?

The plumber.

Okay, Casanova, let's see you worm your
way out of this one.

So you're the plumber.

Hi, I'm Lionel Jefferson.

It's no use, Lionel. We know... You know
what?

About your girlfriend.

What girlfriend?

Oh, look, baby, don't look at me,
because I don't know what they're

about. Pitiful.

He clings to the lie.

And the truth... The truth is staring
him right in the face.

All right, will somebody please tell me
what's going on here?

Hold it!

Soon as I get back, Mom.

Mom!

You come back in there and tell us
what's happened.

Later. I promise, Dad.

Dad!

Now, where is all this momming and
dadding coming from?

Okay.

Look at Natalie.

She lives in a penthouse.

She goes to a private school.

So when she came into the store last
week, I knew she'd never look at nothing

like me.

So I sort of gave her the impression
that Mr. Jefferson here was my father.

You mean these aren't your parents?

No. I'm Marcus Henderson, part -time
clerk and full -time liar. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

Hey, man, why, huh?

Where did you get in your head that you
had to tell a lie like that?

From your father.

Me?

Yeah, you remember the Jefferson Curve
you taught me.

Oh, no, not the Jefferson Curve again.

Man,

I've struck out on that one about a
hundred times.

I didn't mean no harm. I'm sorry.

You should be, and I hope you've learned
a lesson.

I sure have.

Goodbye, Natalie.

Oh, no.

You're not standing me up.

You mean you still gonna go out with me?

Unless you were lying about the way you
feel about me, too.

No way.

Well, all right!

Can I pick him, or can I...

You know something?

I feel like I just lost a kid brother.

Well, Lionel, Jenny, we're glad you're
back together again.

Oh, wait.

Aren't we supposed to be going with you?

What? Oh, yes.

Well, good night, everybody.

Good night, Jenny. So long, Mom.

So long, Lionel. Good night.

Okay, I'll tell him.

Mr. Jefferson, that was Mr. Jacobs.

Papa Benelli.

And boy, was he mad.

He said he talked to somebody at
Junior's Fish and Chips and found out

didn't have no account with them, like
you said.

Oh, no.

And then he said something in a language
I don't speak.

Italian. No, dirty.

Damn, well, I guess I lost that account.

Never mind. So you lost the account.

At least you still have your daughter
-in -law.

Yeah. Nothing went right today.

The Jeffersons was videotaped in front
of a studio audience.