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Well, we're moving on up, moving on up
to the...
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Apple pie is delicious.
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Florence really outdid herself.
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Florence didn't bake it. I did.
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Oh. Well, it's still delicious.
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Thank you.
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Except for the hard crust.
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Do you mind if I do the carpet now, Miss
Jefferson?
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Oh, no. Go right ahead.
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That pie sure came out nice, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
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You ought to try it then when you get
the tan.
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Okay.
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But, Florence, what about the carpet?
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Yeah, looks pretty scrunchy, don't it?
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Four, please.
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Oh. Oh, no, Louise.
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She spilled the salt.
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Oh, don't worry, Mother Jefferson.
There's plenty left for your Bloody
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Don't tell me you're superstitious.
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Oh, only about a couple of things.
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Really?
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Well, don't look at me like that.
Everybody's superstitious about
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I'm not.
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Louise, you must be a little
superstitious.
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Don't black cats make you nervous?
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Not unless they're six feet tall with
stockings over their heads.
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I think you're putting us on, Louise.
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You're not superstitious about anything?
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No.
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Well, there's one itsy -bitsy thing, but
it's hardly worth mentioning.
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Uh -huh, come on, tell us.
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Oh, it's just an old dried -out thing I
keep in the closet.
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Why don't you dress it, dear?
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No, it's sort of a good luck token.
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Like what?
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I wore it when George and I got married.
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It brought me luck.
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I knew something was working against me.
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Oh, Louise, I want to see it.
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Yeah, me too.
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Well, okay.
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George couldn't afford it, but he bought
it anyway.
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Back then, he was just a poor man
struggling to make a buck.
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And now, look at him. Now he's a rich
man struggling to make a buck.
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Here it is. I haven't looked at it for
years.
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The Wonder Book of Knowledge.
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You wore this on your wedding day?
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Not the book. It's what I've got pressed
inside.
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My wedding corsage. An orchid that
George bought me.
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Lots of women save their wedding
corsages. What's so superstitious about
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Well, this may sound silly, but I've
always had this crazy idea that if
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ever happened to that orchid, if I
should ever lose it, my marriage would
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up.
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Sounds dumb, doesn't it?
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Yes.
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Louise, that is the most irrational,
illogical thing I've ever heard. I know,
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but I can't help it.
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Imagine letting the happiness of my
marriage depend on an old, dried -out
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corsage that isn't in here.
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It's not in here. Oh, my God, it's
missing.
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It isn't in here. Please, calm down.
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You calm down. Your marriage is not in
trouble. And there's nothing wrong with
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yours either.
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Florence, is there any more pie?
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I think I'll be going.
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I can't find it.
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Goodbye, Louise.
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What am I going to do?
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Please, get a hold of yourself.
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Two seconds ago, you were saying it was
just a silly superstition.
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But that was before I knew the orchid
was missing.
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What am I going to do?
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Don't worry, dear.
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Just tell George that mother always has
a room.
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Waiting for him.
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Louise, believe me, any marriage that
can stand up to 26 years of George
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Jefferson can certainly handle a lost
catharsis.
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Oh, Helen, I have this sinking feeling
right here.
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I just know something awful is going to
happen. It's like something horrible is
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waiting for me on the other side of that
door.
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at home. It's just Mr. Bentley.
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Hello, Florence.
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Ladies.
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Oh, I say, is something wrong?
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Well, Miss Jefferson is just a little
upset.
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Oh, nothing serious, I hope. No, it's
all because of a ridiculous
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Oh, come now, Mrs. J.
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Superstition is sheer poppycock.
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You hear that, Louise?
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Although I do remember one time going
out to a dinner party for 13 people that
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turned out to be most unlucky.
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Why? What happened? I got the check.
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I should have looked sooner.
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How could I lose my lucky collage?
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Oh, you don't really believe in good
luck charms, do you? You have to make
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own luck. To this day, I don't
understand why one would want to have a
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foot. If one was a rabbit, one would.
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Mrs. J., let me tell you about my Uncle
Hubert.
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Now, he deliberately defied the fates by
smashing an enormous mirror in his
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bedroom. Oh, no.
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Now, that's seven years bad luck.
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Not for Uncle Hubert.
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Really? No, that very night he died of a
heart attack.
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Mr. Bentley, is there something you
wanted?
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Oh, yes. May I borrow an umbrella?
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You see, I've mislaid mine, and it
smells a little like rain.
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It's a little tricky, so I'll just show
you how to open it.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, you must never open an umbrella
indoors.
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The consequences could be disastrous.
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Mr. Bentley, I thought you just said
that superstition was poppycock.
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That isn't superstition. It's a fact.
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Well, toodaloo.
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Oh, Helen, I've got this terrible
feeling George is going to leave me.
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just thought that, Louise.
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Yeah, don't you know it's bad luck to
cry on a dirty carpet?
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I think I better go start dinner.
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It's another woman. I know it is.
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I bet you she's one of those size 7 sex
pots that just comes sashaying into his
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store every day.
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You're crazy.
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It's all in your head. That corsage
could have been lost when you moved here
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three years ago.
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You mean he's been sneaking around with
her for three years?
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Now listen to me, Louise, and you listen
good.
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The only thing I've ever given George
credit for is having the good taste to
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love you.
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Now if there's one thing I know, it's
that that man is deeply in love with
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Now, he may be a little inconsiderate at
times, but underneath, he really loves
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you.
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Hey, we don't just stand there. We're to
have dinner. I'm in a big hurry.
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See what I mean?
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He's crazy about you.
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I better go. See you later.
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Goodbye, George.
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See, now, that's the way I like to hear
talk, going out the door.
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Oh, George.
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Hey,
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hold it. What's going on here?
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Have you been reading Cosmopolitan
again?
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No, I'm just happy to see you. Did you
have a nice date?
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Yeah, great.
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Especially my lunch date.
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You had a date for lunch with who?
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Fred Landers from the bank.
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Oh, a man. Well, that's nice.
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You bet it was nice. I got a big loan to
open that new store I've been looking
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at.
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George, where's your tie?
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Oh, Fred liked it, so I gave it to him.
It was horrible looking anyway.
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George, I gave you that tie for
Christmas.
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Well,
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it came in handy, too.
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How would you like it if I went to lunch
and gave away your Christmas present?
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Go ahead, Weasley. But you look kind of
funny going to lunch wearing a
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television set.
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But, George, I want to... Now, look,
Weasley, it was worth it to land that
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loan. What happened to dinner?
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Hey, Floss, I ain't got all night.
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Let's get a move on with them can
openers.
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What's the rush, George?
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I gotta see Lucinda tonight.
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Lucinda? Yeah, Lucinda Adams, the woman
I'm about to buy in the store from.
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Oh.
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You call her Lucinda?
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Only when I talk to her.
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Is she pretty?
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Who?
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Lucinda!
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No, she ain't pretty.
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Oh, sure.
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I bet she's got long legs and...
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Big blinking eyelashes and a little
puckery mouth that goes... George, is
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what she's got?
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What?
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A little puckery mouth that goes...
What's gotten into you?
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All right, so she's young and pretty.
But that don't mean nothing to me.
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I'm used to you.
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Then tell me... Why, you've met with her
four times this month.
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They were business meetings.
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I was right.
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Our marriage is breaking up.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Do you really have to go out tonight?
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Is it a matter of life and death?
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Worse. It's a matter of dollars and
cents.
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Look, Weezy, I got the loan this
afternoon. I'm going to get the store
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and tomorrow I'll own the biggest
cleaners in the village.
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But, George...
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Now, don't be hassling me. You know I
need all my strength to cut Florence's
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roast.
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Will you just answer me one question?
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What?
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Do you love me?
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Now, that is dumb. Of course I love you.
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Then how come you never tell me? I'm
telling you now.
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I didn't hear you.
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Okay, I love you, I love you, I love
you.
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You don't love me.
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You know, Weezy, I think you finally
flipped your lid.
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All right.
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Then just tell me how you feel about me
now. Right now, this very minute.
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Right now, this very minute? I think
you're a pain in the butt.
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Weezy.
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Dinner is served.
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Maybe for the last time.
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What the hell's going on here? What's
with Louise?
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Oh, nothing much. She just thinks her
marriage is on the rocks.
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What makes her think something like
that?
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Because she lost her wedding corsage.
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She can't find it, so she thinks her
marriage is over. That is ridiculous.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where you going?
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Out! Out!
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I need to think, George. I want to be
alone. Look, Louise, if you want to be
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alone, why don't you be alone like you
always are, right here with me?
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No, George.
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This pain in the butt is butting out.
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Where can she be?
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She's been gone for hours.
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Well, look, I can't wait no more. I got
to get to the meeting.
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You leave now and you're going to lose
your wife.
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Look, now don't start that again. My
marriage is not busting up. It's just
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dumb, ridiculous superstition.
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Look, when folks think something can
happen, they can make it happen.
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That don't work.
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How do you know? Because I keep thinking
you're going to shut up and you don't.
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That's because I'm right.
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What about Dumbo the flying elephant?
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Dumbo? He wasn't married.
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Oh, but when he thought he could fly, he
flew.
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Now, how do you explain that?
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He bought a plane ticket.
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No, he flapped his ears.
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Okay,
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but don't come crying to me when you're
all alone, because I don't clean for
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bachelors. You don't clean for married
couples, neither.
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You think you're so smart. You think you
got answers for everything, don't you?
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That's right, I do. Oh, yeah? Then
where's your wife?
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Are you sure the corsage ain't in the
book? Look for yourself. It's over there
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on the desk.
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Shh. What does she care about some old
flower for anyway?
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I mean, she's still got the best thing
from the wedding.
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What's that?
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Me!
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Maybe it slipped out or something.
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Where'd she get this book from?
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The hall closet.
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But Miss Jefferson already looked in
there.
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Hey!
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I found it! I found it! You did?
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My boxing shorts from the neighbor.
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What's that?
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Oh, that's my cup.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Williams. Hello, Florence.
Is Mr. Jefferson in? Yeah, he's in the
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closet with his cup.
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I beg your pardon?
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Oh, hi, George.
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Well, look, don't just stand there. Will
you help me?
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Oh, sure.
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Oh, yes.
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Hey, Florence, why don't you look in the
bedroom closet?
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Okay, but it's just a waste of time.
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If you ask me, your marriage is... Run!
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What do you want, Willis?
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Helen told me about Louise.
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We were pretty worried about her, so I
came down to see if I could help.
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Oh, you can help. You can help me look
through these books.
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Right.
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How is Louise?
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I don't know.
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She went stopping out here hours ago. I
don't know where she went.
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Oh.
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Um, may I ask something else?
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What? What am I looking for?
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Louise's crummy wedding corsage.
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Oh.
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Oh! You found it?
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No. But when I was a little boy, this
was my very favorite story.
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The little engine that could.
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Willis. Oh, it's here in this book of
children's stories.
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You see, this little railway engine was
afraid he couldn't make it up this big,
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deep hill.
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So all the way up, he kept saying to
himself...
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I think I can. I think I can. I think I
can. I don't want to hear that. But the
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best part comes when the little engine
gets near the top of the hill after all
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that climbing.
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You know what he did? He flapped his
ears and flew away.
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What? Oh, no. That was... That was
Dumbo.
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The little engine said... I know I can.
I know I can. I know I can. Will you
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shut up?
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Don't you want to hear the end? I know
the end!
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You knew the story. Why didn't you stop
me?
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Well, it's not here.
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Look, George, why don't you just get
Louise another corsage? Because she
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want another one. She wants the one she
lost.
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I know, George, but maybe you could make
her believe it is the one she lost.
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Well, if that's as honest.
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And wonderful.
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You're terrific.
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Well, thank you, George.
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Oh, touchy -feely time.
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Lawrence, did you hear that? He likes
me.
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Well, that just puts you in a smaller
minority than us, Mr. Willis.
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No, it ain't gonna work.
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We're not gonna find a dried -up corsage
this time of night. Grower's Flower
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Power. It's over at 59th Street and Lex.
They're open till 9.
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You can make it if you hurry.
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Huh. Yeah, well, it's worth a try.
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No, it ain't. Why not? Because I got a
meeting at 9.
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If I miss the meeting, I blow the whole
deal.
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And I'll lose my new store. What's more
important to you, your money or your
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marriage?
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Look, Willis, I ain't got no time for no
tough questions.
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If you know what's good for you, Mr.
Jefferson, you'll get that flower.
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How am I going to do that?
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First, I've got to find the flowers.
Then I've got to pick out the right
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Then I've got to go out and find the
cab, which is harder than finding the
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flower. Then I've got to drive all the
way across town to my meeting and do all
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that in ten minutes. That's impossible.
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Wait a minute, George. I know how you
can make it. How? All the time you're
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there, just keep saying to yourself, I
think I can, I think I can.
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scared the shortcake out of me, Mr.
Jefferson.
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00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:15,399
I didn't want to wake Weezer. What time
did she get home? About an hour ago.
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What took you so long? It's almost
midnight.
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I had to go all the way out to Queens to
get this.
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What happened to Growler's flower pot?
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Closed. That's what I get for listening
to her honking.
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Anyway, I finally found this place out
in Queens.
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Then I had to pay the guy 25 bucks just
to open the store, another 25 bucks to
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rumble through the garbage and find an
old dry corsage, and another 25 bucks
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a pair of pants.
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Yeah, these.
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00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,570
Well, what happened to your things?
335
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:47,240
I left them in the alley with the German
shepherd.
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00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,760
What German shepherd? The German
shepherd that was eating them up.
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00:19:57,290 --> 00:20:00,060
What was the German shepherd doing in
the flower shop?
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About 40 miles an hour around the turn.
339
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:06,880
Well, child, you sure look funny.
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00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:09,299
But do you want to hear this or not?
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00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,620
Yeah, go on with your story.
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00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:14,939
Well, there wasn't nothing in the
garbage, so Kravis the floor said his
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still had her own wedding corsage. So we
woke her up and I bought it for her.
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00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,820
Mrs. Kravis actually sold you her one
and only wedding corsage?
345
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,920
What on earth made her do that?
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200 bucks.
347
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:33,339
Well, the important thing is that you
got it. Yeah, but it cost me 275 bucks a
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00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,960
pair of pants at a brand new store.
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00:20:34,961 --> 00:20:36,619
I missed the business meeting.
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00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,100
I'm proud of you, Mr. Jeffries.
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00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,060
Yeah. Now, where's that book?
352
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,340
Let me see the call sign.
353
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,240
Hey, give me the thing. No.
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00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,680
You finally decided to come home, huh?
355
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,390
Wheezy, honey.
356
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,280
How are you feeling, my love?
357
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,400
Nothing. How's Lucinda?
358
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,920
I don't know. I didn't get a chance. I
mean, I guess she's fine.
359
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,270
In fact, she is fine. She sends you her
love.
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00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,790
Oh, boy. I'm so tired from all them
business talks.
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00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:06,059
I think it's time to hit the sack. Come
on, Weez.
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00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,039
Good night.
363
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,090
Good night.
364
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,610
George!
365
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,560
What happened to your pants?
366
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,460
My pants? Oh, don't worry about it,
Weez. These ain't my pants.
367
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,690
Oh?
368
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,940
Then where are yours?
369
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,320
Some dog got them.
370
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,180
You left them with Lucinda?
371
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,830
Look, George, I've done a lot of
thinking about us tonight.
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00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,110
My God!
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00:21:40,111 --> 00:21:41,239
Florence, what's wrong?
374
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,600
Look! Where?
375
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,220
There, on the carpet.
376
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,580
Termites. Termites? I don't see
anything.
377
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,800
It's just the pattern in the carpet.
378
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,740
I never looked at it real close before.
379
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,580
Don't it look like termites to you?
380
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,719
No, it doesn't look like termites to me.
And I've got more important things to
381
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,590
worry about right now. But see how
the...
382
00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:10,120
Florence!
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00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:14,250
Now, you listen to me, George. Yes,
dear?
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00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:16,310
We are going to hack this out right now.
385
00:22:16,311 --> 00:22:17,949
Look, Weasley, I know you're upset.
386
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,049
Florence told me all about you losing
your corsage.
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00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:23,530
And you probably think I mean very
stupid, right?
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00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:26,469
Wrong, wrong, wrong, Weasley. But I just
can't see how it would disappear just
389
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,429
like that.
390
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,869
You should give it one more look.
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00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:32,330
It's gone, George. Come on, Weasley.
Just one more look for me.
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00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:44,040
What'd I tell you?
393
00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:49,470
That means you do love me. I don't just
love you, Weasley. I'm crazy about you.
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00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:51,440
No.
395
00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:56,830
George, what about Florence?
396
00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,200
Oh.
397
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:02,760
No, we ain't kissing her. Let her get
her own kiss.
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00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:12,210
Isn't it wonderful, Miss Jefferson?
399
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:16,610
Your corsage was there all along, snug
as a bug in a book.
400
00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:18,460
Can it, Florence.
401
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,950
This isn't my corsage. How do you know?
402
00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:27,009
Because I kept my corsage in the Wonder
Book of Knowledge, not in the little
403
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,130
engine that could.
404
00:23:28,131 --> 00:23:33,709
Now, hold on, Miss Jefferson. You could
have been mistaken.
405
00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:38,750
Maybe, but I know my corsage never said,
good luck, Irene, on it.
406
00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,450
Are you going to tell him about it?
407
00:23:43,451 --> 00:23:46,709
You know, Mr. Jefferson went to a lot of
trouble getting that for you tonight.
408
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:48,910
He even missed out on his big business
deal.
409
00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:50,529
Don't worry.
410
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,810
Everything will be okay.
411
00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:57,090
My superstition was pretty silly, but
you know what was even sillier? Mr.
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00:23:57,150 --> 00:24:03,930
Jefferson and them baggy pants. No, me
doubting, George.
413
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:09,970
Anytime he gives up a business deal to
go chase around for an old flower...
414
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,550
That's true love.
415
00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:19,630
Oh, and, uh, Florence, we'll be getting
up quite late tomorrow morning.
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00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,280
Not good.
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00:24:46,479 --> 00:24:49,840
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