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Yeah.
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This has been fun.
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Okay, so I like this,
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and I don't want to
mess with a good thing.
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What? You're ending things?
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Kind of the opposite.
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My family hosts
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this whole dumb
ceremonial tournament,
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and you'd make it tolerable.
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I know, I know,
you can't get close
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because of your wife
who died 40 years ago.
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I know. This isn't that.
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It's a barbecue with my parents.
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You don't want to get
any closer than this.
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I'll just find something
I don't like about you
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or get bored.
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It's a plus-one.
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What? You never disliked
anything about Diane?
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I don't have much
to look back on.
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The Omega device, the
thing evil me used
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to erase Diane everywhere,
it fucks with your mind.
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Beth only thinks she
remembers her mom.
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Wait, why am I talking about
this? Are we having sex again?
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What kind of clothes
are being put on here?
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-Oh, they're sex clothes.
-Alright!
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Welcome back to Cake or
Fake? Celebrity Edition.
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Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby?
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I brought my own.
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Where have you been? Still
shitting where I eat?
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Hop off the sack, S.B.
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I've known BugAnne
for a billion years
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before you were
maybe even cloned.
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Oh, relax. Dad's too hung
up on Mom to ever commit.
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Thank God for that.
Keep moping, old man.
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Okay, first off, you missed it.
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It was a real baby, not a cake,
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and Mr. Stabby is canceled now.
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And second, why are
we dunking on Rick?
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He's been a loving dad to our family
for as long as I can remember.
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Excuse me?
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Remember him at our
wedding and Morty's birth?
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And that time he invented PB&J.
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Rick's great.
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-What?
-What?!
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You guys don't remember this?
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Oh... I think I know
what's going on.
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I don't like
everyone watching me.
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Ah, I knew it.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
meet Memory Rick.
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Push, sweetie. You can do this.
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He's so supportive.
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How did we get this
version of you?
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He's just a memory of me at
my most passionate and heroic.
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He snuck out of Bird
person's brain and into mine.
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Must have been inadvertently
dumped into Jerry
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when we shuffled our
brains last season.
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Birdperson remembers you as hot.
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I'm still hot, and he's
fucking everything up
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by invading all this
family nostalgia.
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Jerry basically has the
equivalent of memory cancer now.
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Cancer?!
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He is a clever little
bastard, though.
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Look how far he's come with
springs and gears tech.
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Anyways...
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The miracle of life, man.
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You guys are gonna crush this.
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Oh, shit!
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Even if I'm not around to help!
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-Jerry, take the wheel!
-What?!
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-Dad!
-I love spending time with you guys!
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Relax, little guy. Chill out.
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You piece of shit.
You marooned me!
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You piece of shit! You
ruined Jerry's brain.
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He likes me now. It's awful.
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Fuck you, man! You have
a beautiful family!
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Seriously. Calm down.
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I built this ant-farm brain
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to give your dumb, high-concept ass
all the room it could ever need.
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-Enjoy eternity.
-This place sucks!
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Put me back.
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So you didn't invent PB&J.
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He's just a memory, Jerry.
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Boom! Total reset. Good as new.
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What? What got reset?
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Pretty amazing that
you can just suck out
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an intrusive memory like that.
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I wish I could suck out the
memory of all my shitty exes,
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especially Peter Casey.
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That guy was way
too into lizards.
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Fuck you, old man!
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What, are you threatened
by my youthful vigor?!
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You ain't got the juice!
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He does seem kind of lonely.
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Dad fucks all the time.
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He fucks things we
can't even comprehend.
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Less talking about Dad fucking.
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Sorry.
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Confirm transfer?
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"Dear Rick, you took the memory
of Diane out of your head.
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You did this to be
more emotionally open.
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Don't @ me."
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BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch...
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Dad?
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Oh, shit!
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What are you doing?
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Honey? Kids? Breakfast!
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Oh, there you are.
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Where else would I be?
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Hey, B.A.
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-You need a coffee?
-I could do with a tea.
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Hi, Beth.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Morty, family, this is BugAnne.
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Don't gawk. She's
just picking me up.
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-Yeah, she is.
-Hi, BugAnne.
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Sorry for crashing breakfast.
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Rick called me and
said "Weird pitch,"
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but then his pitch was just going
to the thing I invited him to.
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Not exactly typical
Dad behavior.
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Don't be weird, Space Beth.
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I took the memory of
your mom out of my head,
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now I'm more emotionally open.
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-What?!
-You took Mom out of your brain?!
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-You took Mom out of your brain?!
-Don't be weird.
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It's not like I haven't
tried other ways to move on.
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I'm trying something new. It's
working. Hop off the sack.
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I think it's nice... I think.
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Grandpa, when did you start
saying "hop off the sack"?
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Dad?
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Oh. Hey, kiddo.
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Where are you going?
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I'm heading out for
a bit. Don't wait up.
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Why are you leaving?
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Work stuff.
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Beth! My daughter!
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The work stuff was
in the ceiling.
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I'm back now.
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-Your hair. It's...
-Way cooler, right?
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We're gonna have so much
fun together, sweetie.
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-Yay!
-Then we'll save your mother
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from a secret underground
memory prison.
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Yay?
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Rick. Thank God that's over.
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Sorry you got stuck
with Uncle Scoob.
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You didn't tell me everyone
here would be cool.
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They're not.
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That's my Aunt
Bulgogi. Huge bitch.
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And over there is Jak-Pu, my
ex-boyfriend from high school.
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I guess he was probably staring
for a long time before that, huh?
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BugAnne, you left before the
end of the banner raising.
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Why did you leave?
Do I embarrass you?
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Not in front of
Uncle Scoob, dear.
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Mum, Dad, this is Rick.
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He's that friend from my
early revolutionary days.
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Aha! The monkey man.
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Gromflomites give
us bugs a bad name.
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Such a violent culture.
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You've known my daughter
a long time, eh?
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I have. Though BugAnne and I
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have only been hooking
up for a few months.
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-What?!
-What?!
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Why did you say that?!
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I was opening up!
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I didn't know your
species had ritualistic,
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honor-based duels
over premarital sex!
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You're a genius, and you looked
up nothing about my culture?!
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I took my wife out of my head!
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I'm going through a lot!
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The trial will continue
until one of you is dead
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or accepts defeat.
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If you yield,
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you admit you are incapable
of love and commitment,
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only capable of meaningless,
dishonorable sex.
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Begin!
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Please don't kill Jak-Pu!
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Fight me, slut!
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Your mom will be in some
kind of protected area.
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We'll need special access.
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I guess Summer does
chores for Rick.
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She should have an access
card we can use to...
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That was faster. Nice. Again.
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Honey, come on!
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Shit. Mom's here to pick me up.
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Quick, before you go.
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Mom is trapped in a
box in the subbasement.
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I'm the only one
who can save her.
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This is how we stay a family.
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The older future Rick who locks
her up is crafty and paranoid.
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He's a real bastard.
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But our family will trust me?
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Yeah. If you don't act weird.
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I won't act weird.
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You know, I'm worried
about future Mom,
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but I love spending this
father-daughter time together.
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You've always been there for me.
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And I always will be, sweetie.
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Now, one more time.
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Mom is trapped in a
box in the subbasement.
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I'm the only one
who can save her.
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This is how we stay a family.
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This is how we stay a family.
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Oh, hey. What's up?
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It'd be cliché if we didn't
like Dad dating someone, right?
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00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,231
Yeah. Pretty trite. What
part don't you like?
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I don't dislike any of it.
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I mean, I'm an adult woman,
and Dad is his own man.
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Fucking piranha plants
are in heat again.
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-Sorry, sweetie.
-God, your shoulder's hard.
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What are you hens pecking about?
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Your grandpa. Oh, speaking of,
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are there specific
parts of the subbasement
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to keep important stuff?
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-Why?
-Yeah.
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You gonna sabotage things
with his new squeeze?
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No, Summer, I want to do
something nice for Dad.
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Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me.
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Uh, yeah. There's a phantom zone
for dangerous stuff on Level 2
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and a vault for
valuable stuff on 7.
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Makes sense. Dad said
he'd be paranoid.
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You bitches want to watch
a movie or something?
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-Yeah.
-Sure.
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Cool. Grandpa keeps
referencing Cannonball Run,
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and I'm tired of
pretending I've seen it.
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I... remember you.
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I remember you.
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-Let's go.
-Hell yeah.
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I like your new car.
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What are you doing down here?
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-Nothing.
-I knew it didn't take this long
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to go to the bathroom.
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And what did you
mean when you said,
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"Dad said he'd be
paranoid"? Weird sentence.
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Just something Dad
said in our teens.
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Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth.
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We're the same person
with the same memories.
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Does this have something to do
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with that cool,
younger version of Dad?
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No. You're crazy.
Here, I'll prove it.
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-We can go check on him.
-Okay.
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Is your skull metal?
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It is.
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Oh, cool.
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Just stop fighting me!
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I can't!
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This is how we stay a family!
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Space Beth?
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Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
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Okay, okay, so I'm a
memory from the past,
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and you and I have a
daughter in the future,
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and we're in her head right now.
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We're together in
her head right now.
252
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,038
But there's a special
ant-farm brain
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Old Real Rick built where
we can live forever.
254
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,917
What's wrong?
255
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,293
We should have been
shunted over by now.
256
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,379
Beth only had to move us from
the subbasement to the garage.
257
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,964
I'm gonna go see what's up.
258
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,508
Don't touch anything!
259
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,151
Who are you?
260
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,030
Oh, God. I'm your
mom... somehow.
261
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,156
You can't be my mom.
262
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,075
My mom's locked in a
box in the subbasement.
263
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,201
I was.
264
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,453
It's something to do with
memories or something.
265
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,831
-You're too young.
-I'm a memory just like you.
266
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,958
And I think we're
in real you's head.
267
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,835
I'm a memory?
268
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,461
I'm not real?
269
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,130
It's all new to me too. I
know. We came here in that pod.
270
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,007
What?! Hey!
271
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,510
-Diane.
-Rick!
272
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,262
Okay. Plan has a
bit of a wrinkle.
273
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,763
I think Real Beth's gone rogue.
274
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,223
Wait. What are you
doing out of the pod?
275
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,724
Our daughter was
right there, Rick.
276
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,477
I tried to tell her we
were both memories, but...
277
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,769
Fuck. Fuck!
278
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,063
Sweetie, telling a memory
what they are wakes them up.
279
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,189
What? It does?!
280
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,983
It shouldn't be that
easy to create sentience.
281
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,402
Yeah, I think every parent has
that thought at some point.
282
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,445
Shit! This is bad.
283
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,531
I already filled up Beth's
suggestible memories
284
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,908
to brainwash her
into rescuing you.
285
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,119
-Brainwash her?
-To rescue you!
286
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,829
Aw, our first fight.
287
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,544
This is what happens when
you listen to people.
288
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,588
You end up in a fighting
pit with an ex-boyfriend
289
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,922
you're not allowed to kill.
290
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,966
I invited you to a thing, Rick!
291
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,342
You didn't have to come!
292
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,512
And you certainly didn't have to
take your dead wife out of your head!
293
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,806
I told you getting
closer would be dumb.
294
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,686
Read the fucking room, dude.
295
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,770
I am!
296
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,607
It doesn't seem like your
dead wife was the problem.
297
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,192
Oh, yeah? So we're
all in agreement!
298
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,361
Guess I'll just go undo it then!
299
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,738
Rick!
300
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,742
Whoa!
301
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,910
Shit!
302
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,102
Please work. Please
work. Please work.
303
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,459
-Ow!
-Thank God!
304
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,336
-Dad?
-Easy, slugger.
305
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,463
You're lucky you've
got a robot spine.
306
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,923
Why are you down here?
307
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,967
Where's Beth? And what happened
to my memory box with Diane?
308
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,303
And where's Memory Rick?
309
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,598
He must have jacked his
way into her mind somehow.
310
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,684
Jesus. One sentient memory running
around a head is bad enough.
311
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,937
Her brain could be hosting
a full-on outbreak now.
312
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,021
We gotta find her.
313
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,940
I'm gonna flush that
little memory turd so hard!
314
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,274
Hey, wait. How'd your date go?
315
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,984
Would I be here if it went well?
316
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,654
I had to do it. I
had to do it for Mom.
317
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,739
This is how we stay a family.
318
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,158
This is how we stay a family!
319
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,202
We gotta get to Beth's
recent memories.
320
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,287
We'll be on a slight delay,
but that's the closest
321
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,747
we can get to talking
with her in real time.
322
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,707
Our family's not
very normal, is it?
323
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,877
Yeah, they're cool. I got
to spend some time with them
324
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,044
in our son-in-law's head.
325
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,545
And that didn't
mess anything up?
326
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,714
I'm still nervous about
that Beth I woke up.
327
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,968
Well, if she is hunting us,
she's not doing a very good job.
328
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,305
Dad?
329
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,431
Me?
330
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,892
That's not our dad.
That's an impostor.
331
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,228
And he's filled up our
brain like a virus.
332
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,314
But he's just a
memory, and so are we.
333
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,149
And so are you.
334
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,069
We've got to be close.
335
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,153
There!
336
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,954
Damn. Good arm.
337
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,543
Almost there.
338
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,046
Whoa! There you are, sweetie.
339
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,799
Hey, Dad.
340
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,428
-What's going on?
-She's waking up more of her.
341
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,598
What are you Beths doing?!
342
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,642
You'll scramble your own brain!
343
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,520
Wonder where I got... the idea!
344
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,980
Sorry, memory daughter.
345
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,648
Oh, you think you can run?
346
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,276
That you know my own
mind better than me?
347
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,447
Mom, Dad, I...
348
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,240
I think I just
killed Space Beth.
349
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,034
-Get back here!
-Just drive, sweetie.
350
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,910
We're so proud of you, hon.
351
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,088
-Now what?!
-I don't know!
352
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,673
This is as far as I planned.
353
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,300
I've never actually
had to be a parent.
354
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,885
-Should we go back?
-Rick hates me
355
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,344
and he pulled you
out of his head.
356
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,637
He'll just kill us.
357
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,974
Well, if there's no way out, should
we just Thelma and Louise this?
358
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,141
-Wait. What?
-Wait. What?
359
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,018
Beth, you're real.
Don't do this.
360
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,103
-Honey, we'll be fine!
-I can't live without you.
361
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,188
Honey, please.
362
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,982
This is how we stay a family!
363
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,484
-Beth, no!
-Wait!
364
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,944
If this is a recent memory,
doesn't that mean she already...
365
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,289
Beth, let us help you.
366
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,084
I won't let you
take them from me.
367
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,961
They're not your real family!
368
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:14,593
Listen to me. You broke my neck
and I still don't want to hurt you.
369
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,519
Oh! My head.
370
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,355
Oh, this... this is how...
371
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,232
how we stay a...
372
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,821
Beth?
373
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,322
I just want it to end.
374
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,991
-Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
-I just want it to end.
375
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,242
Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
376
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,911
You see what you did?!
377
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,289
We're your daughter,
and you drove us insane!
378
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,708
So we're gonna kill you
before she kills all of us!
379
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502
-Rick!
-Diane!
380
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,711
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
381
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,172
I'm so confused, Space Beth.
382
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,508
I hear... I hear so many voices.
383
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,968
I remember loving my dad
384
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,803
and then hating my dad.
385
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,930
That's just called
being alive, sweetie.
386
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,017
I wasn't there for you, and
someone took advantage of that.
387
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,435
But I'm here now.
388
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,104
Your real dad is here, Beth.
389
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,231
And he's more emotionally open.
390
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,614
He seems nice.
391
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,700
Why didn't we get
that version of Dad?
392
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,223
Wait, what's he
doing with his hand?
393
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,094
He's distracting her!
That piece of shit!
394
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,044
I wish I could have
known her. Mom.
395
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,088
You did. She raised you.
396
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,008
I know, but... I
don't really remember.
397
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,092
No one does.
398
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,261
Even I only had a scrap of her.
399
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,097
It's been nice having her
in my head for a second.
400
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,558
-I think.
-Memories aren't real, Beth.
401
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,768
And they can be as
self-serving as any of us.
402
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,479
Fuck. The second my
Memory Diane broke out,
403
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,190
she helped hijack my daughter.
404
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,734
Your real mom...
405
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,527
loved you more than that.
406
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,281
Guess I'll have to
take your word for it.
407
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,079
So... it's over?
408
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,873
How you doing, sweetie?
409
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,667
You're feeling at
all radicalized-y?
410
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,793
I'm fine, Jer.
411
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,004
Pretty impressive reset job.
412
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,422
What happened to Memory Rick?
413
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,590
Oh...
414
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,675
He's gone.
415
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,138
The fuck is this sombering
up you all just did?
416
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,223
He gas lit your mom!
417
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,141
Yeah, because he loved Grandma.
418
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,560
I'm sad a nice version
of you is dead.
419
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,145
He's a weird thought creature!
420
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,396
He was never alive!
421
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,233
Whatever! I'm gonna...
422
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,276
I'm gonna fucking go
hang out with BugAnne.
423
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,445
That's still going on?
424
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,666
Thanks for not killing us.
425
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,792
Listen up, you little activist.
426
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,585
This is as good as
you're gonna get.
427
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,754
Ant-farm brain and a
patch of empty space.
428
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,881
You get within 100
light-years of my family
429
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,093
or try to build yourself a brain
creature mech suit or whatever,
430
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,553
your whole container
thing explodes.
431
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,930
-You got it, chief.
-And look,
432
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,974
the fact that you two get
this stupid happy ending
433
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,518
where you're young forever
and presumably always fucking
434
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,186
drives me insane,
435
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,647
so I'm gonna mind-blow myself
and forget this ever happened.
436
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,815
You're on your own.
437
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,484
Thank you for keeping me
alive this long, Rick.
438
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,694
Yeah.
439
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,320
Goodbye, Memory Diane.
440
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,553
Ooh-wee! Season eight, huh?
441
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,639
I liked when Jerry
was the Easter Bunny.
442
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,391
That was fun. Oh, and that...
443
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,227
Who is he... who's
he talking to?
444
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,771
I can never tell.
445
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,898
But that data is irrefutable.
446
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,983
His atoms vibrate on a frequency
447
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,444
unlike any found in
our whole reality.
448
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,571
And you believe this
traveler came here
449
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,490
to replace your husband?
450
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:50,035
I know I sound insane and
self-centered for thinking that.
451
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,079
The facts reveal you
to be the opposite.
452
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,081
You've been very brave, Amy.
453
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,083
What would you have
us do with him?
454
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,588
Did you get any of that?
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