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I gotta ask, is someone
requesting pancakes?
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'Cause it feels like we
eat them all the time.
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It just says "The Hospital."
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Bold caller ID.
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Hello? Oh.
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Hey, Junior.
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Aw, jeez. Okay, yeah.
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Bye.
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That was my son.
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Morty Jr.,
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with the hands coming
out of his head.
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Oh, fuck that guy!
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-Boo.
-Guys, come on.
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Morty, he wrote a New
York Times bestseller
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about what a bad dad you are.
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It made us look bad
for raising you.
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From one writer to another, the
guy is a hack piece of shit!
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It's okay to hate
your kids, Morty.
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But he called from the hospital.
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You think he's dying?
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Who cares?
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Well, it's not me.
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-Oh, shit! Our table's ready.
-OMG!
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Summer made me get a reservation
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for us at some dumb
pre-cog restaurant.
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It's the toast of Food-Tok.
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They predetermine
what you'd wanna eat
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before you even get there.
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Time to see if this place
is worth having to go to it.
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It'll beat this shit.
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Opa!
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And hey, Morty, sorry
about your terrible son.
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I say let him die alone
in that hospital bed.
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Damn. Rule of threes, huh?
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Oh, my vibrator!
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Sorry, honey.
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Our vibrator.
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What? Do you want me to pull
it out and show it to you?
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-We're good.
-Let's get the hell out of here.
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Jesus Christ.
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Welcome back to Downbeat
The Game The Show.
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Contestants, you know the rules.
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Father, you came.
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Junior, wow.
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You got old fast.
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Well, time flies when
you're a Gazorpian.
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I suppose you read the book.
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It was hard to
avoid for a while.
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Yeah. You said some tough stuff
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to a pretty wide audience.
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-I'm... sorry.
-Hey.
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That's family... I guess.
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Can't help but notice
you're... dying.
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I didn't ask you here
to talk about that.
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I was hoping you would
help me make peace
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with my mother.
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Oh, yeah. That might be tough.
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The thing is, your mother was...
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A semen receptacle?
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Oh, you...
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You heard, huh?
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I know she was made
to process seed
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and never technically
alive, but...
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I'd still like to
pay my respects.
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Well, see, I'm not proud
of where she ended up.
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You think I'm proud of
any of my life choices?
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Yeah, I did hear about the...
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the soft canceling.
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-Oh.
-I didn't take any joy from it.
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You know what? Let's
see what we can do.
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I love when restaurants
have a big tank.
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I don't know. This aesthetic really
clashes with the table buzzer.
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Smith, party of two.
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Oh my God! So worth it!
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Perfectly predicted.
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Oh, I did want this, but
I never saw it coming!
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Oh, snap. The wooden balls.
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You think the cogs
are behind there?
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Who cares? This
place is all gimmick.
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Are you grumpy about everything?
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They bring you food
and you eat it.
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Ooh, that's totally us!
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What do you think
I ordered? Ribs?
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No, boring. Space ribs.
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Oh, nice.
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Morlackian fawn.
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Aside its mother's tentacle.
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Pretty good.
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See? Lay it on me!
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Avocado toast?
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With cracked pepper on top.
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Okay.
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I mean, pepper's pretty normal.
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So are you. You brought us to
a restaurant from the internet.
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Okay, yes. I guess
I deserve this.
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You're not pranking me?
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No, no. This is where
Gwendolyn was laid to rest.
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Is this your trash bin?
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Rick's garbage portal.
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Doesn't sound any better.
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Look, I told you I
wasn't proud of this.
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Alright then.
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"Mother, I'm told your mouth
was always open, but...
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I'm sure your
heart was as well."
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Eh, who am I
kidding? This sucks.
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Wait. I see you're
making a move to go in.
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I will... go in first. Okay?
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How much stuff does your
grandfather throw away?
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A lot. He likes to get drunk
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and invent stuff that
doesn't make any sense.
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Pretty wasteful.
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Yeah. That's why Rick
built Salva-tron,
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a self-replicating system
that filters the trash
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for anything valuable.
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They're coming over.
Just a formality.
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Value detected. Value detected.
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Hesitancy detected?
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Yeah. What's up?
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It's just if I find
anything of value,
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I have to tell Rick about it.
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Okay.
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And, you know, talking
to Rick can be dicey.
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I mean, the last Salva-tron
found a bag of diamonds
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and Rick yelled at them about
how diamonds are bullshit.
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Right, but I'm his grandson.
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How do I know he didn't
throw his grandson away?
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Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.
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Good news is you will look
like trash when I'm done.
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Run!
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How was that good news?
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Even the plate tastes good.
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What's the story with dessert?
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Can I just ask for lava cake, or
do I have to think it at them?
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Alright. I'll try it.
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Maybe I'm missing something.
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No! It's just fucking
avocado toast!
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And the avocado's
not even that ripe.
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Summer...
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This place runs on future
predicty pre-cog bullshit.
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You don't wanna get
caught up in that.
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I'm gonna say something.
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No! Summer! You're not
Morty. I can't just grab you.
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Which one of you assholes...
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...did this to me?
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Hey, no finishing my sentences.
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You're wrong about me.
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I want hype,
sophisticated space food
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with an element of cruelty
in its preparation.
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Come on, Sum-Sum.
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They're clearly luring
us into some complicated,
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12-steps-ahead examination
of determinism and causality.
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Anything you do here pulls us
further into their bullshit.
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-I'm...
-...more complex than that!
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-I said stop that!
-I said stop that!
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You guys think you
know everything.
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With your big heads
and slimming bodysuits.
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But maybe you won't see this!
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Ow! Fuck!
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Jesus, Summer! You
hit it with a pan?
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I thought it would see it coming.
I even teed it up a little.
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Summer Smith, come out
with your hands up!
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You are under arrest!
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How'd the cops get here so fast?
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-They obviously...
-...called in a tip ahead of time.
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You like that? You like us saying
the same thing at the same time?
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'Cause that could be
the whole story, Summer.
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Except it won't because...
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...the cops are surrounding us!
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Shut up! We're
stuck in this now.
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The only reason I haven't burned
this place to the ground is because
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the cogs probably want that!
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Rick Sanchez will realize
the cogs are a better hang.
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What? That'd only be true if...
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The cogs only want
what he wants.
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Okay. What do I want?
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Dessert! It is already ordered.
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To a cool safehouse.
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I'm listening.
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You're flipping
sides over dessert?
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Hey, I liked my meal.
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But this is exactly what
you said they'd do to me.
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Yeah, and you got
us into this mess.
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New plan, Summer. We're
taking these cogs to go!
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Come back! Maybe I just
need to scan you again.
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Guys? Hello?
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I see a bunch of rubble.
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Is it safe to say I killed you?
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Salva-tron, you've
done it again!
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Junior!
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Oh, God! Are you okay?
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I hope I didn't
speed up your death.
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I'm alright... I think.
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Is that a walking pizza box?
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It's not safe
here. Come quickly!
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We call it Garbtopia because
it's made of garbage.
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Yeah, I got it.
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So Salva-tron's just been
attacking everything?
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If it's all garbage, there's
no need to tell Rick.
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Look at all these
eclectic survivors.
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Yeah, there was a while where Rick's
inventions could all walk and talk.
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Hey, big boy. Wanna
drain that python?
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Eh, it was a short period.
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Hey, we're looking for someone.
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Can you help us?
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I think I saw her
in the graveyard!
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Down that tunnel over there!
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Oh, and the pizza
points the way.
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00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,919
Wish you hadn't shit it on
the ground. I'm kinda hungry.
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Junior?
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Gobliniduss!
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Claim your magic power!
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-But how do I find it?
-But how do I find it?
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Brave little goblin, all alone
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No parents here to raise you
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Go, little goblin,
leave that home
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Your magic will amaze you
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It's the Enchanted
Goblin series.
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Yeah, it's like our
bible down here.
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I wrote Enchanted Goblin.
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All seven books!
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I guess you really enjoyed
that box set I sent you.
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We have a complicated
relationship!
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No, no, my first book
wouldn't exactly have left you
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aching for more.
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That's all in the past, son.
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I'm glad we're on this
adventure together.
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Now, what do you say we
go see your dead mom?!
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Summer Smith, two o'clock.
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She complains about
you having a good time.
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Don't get in the water. I need
a dry person to hand me things.
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We've been here for hours.
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By design. It's
called holing up.
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Relax. Have some of the giant
éclair they knew would delight me.
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It really is so
fun that it's big.
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00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,774
Summer Smith will not relax.
236
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,444
Yeah, because Rick's hanging
with you guys instead of me.
237
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,988
Summer, you threw a pan at them
and they took us to a pool.
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The cogs are great.
Check this out.
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00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,246
See this? We didn't
rehearse it at all.
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So much for being "trapped"
in its cog bullshit.
241
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Weren't you all worried
about its endgame?
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00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,003
Summer, this is its
endgame. It loves me.
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00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,214
And if it wanted to be free, it
could leave at any time it wants.
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Open door policy.
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-Gasp!
-Oh, come on,
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like you didn't
know I'd do that?
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Why are you sulking?
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You wanted to be at a
restaurant with cogs.
249
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This is nominally
different at best.
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I wanted to be at a
restaurant with you!
251
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I just wanted you to try
some cool shit with me.
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00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,855
Summer! You wanted me on this
dumb hang because, deep down,
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you think you know what I want.
254
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,360
This thing actually knows
before I even want it.
255
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:55,029
Wow! The éclair's good wet, too.
256
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,657
Rick does Jell-O shots!
Rick does Jell-O shots!
257
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,200
These cogs know what's up!
258
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702
Jell-O shot delivery.
259
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,120
Can you grab 'em, Summer?
260
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,290
This is why it's good to
have someone out of the pool.
261
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,375
-I...
-...hate these cog assholes!
262
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,794
I love you guys.
263
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,504
Shots! Shots! Shots!
264
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,506
My God.
265
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,632
Yeah.
266
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:18,678
I guess one man's trash is
another man's beautiful...
267
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,845
cemetery?
268
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,515
Looks like there's a sex
robot section over that way.
269
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,561
There she is.
270
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,399
Hello, Mother.
271
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,442
It's me, your baby boy.
272
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,611
I wish I could've known you.
273
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,531
She was... the
finest I ever had.
274
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,782
Well, top three.
275
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,493
-Top five at least.
-Oh, top five, eh?
276
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,495
There's a lot more
than five too!
277
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,122
It's high praise.
278
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,748
Your mom could
really throw it back.
279
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,168
Oh, I know a thing or two about
ranking whom I've slept with.
280
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,003
Oh, yeah?
281
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,298
Two words: Heather Locklear.
282
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,675
That's my boy!
283
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,301
Thank you for
bringing me here...
284
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,386
Dad.
285
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,096
You're welcome, son.
286
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,472
I'm happy we did this.
287
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,851
So are we!
288
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,352
God! Who are you?
289
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,437
Let us go!
290
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,605
I am that which should not be!
291
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,400
I am the trash of the trash!
292
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,569
They don't let me live
with everyone else.
293
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,697
Human boy, Rick spawn,
294
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,950
I know you can open the
door to the up-above!
295
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,535
Salva-tron will
kill us up there!
296
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,579
I'll take my chances.
297
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,122
I'm sorry, Junior.
298
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,082
I was a horrible father!
299
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,626
I didn't understand the
consequences of anything!
300
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,879
And now this thing's
gonna kill us
301
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,380
when you were already dying.
302
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,965
I'm the fucking worst!
303
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,843
-Well, I'm not actually dying.
-What?
304
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,220
You just sort of inferred,
projected, really.
305
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,389
I never said out
loud I was dying.
306
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,725
-What?!
-I needed material for my new book!
307
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,477
A sequel to My Horrible Father.
308
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,936
It's my only book
that made money!
309
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,439
Let me punch him! Let
me punch my asshole son!
310
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,982
You're both assholes!
311
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,235
That conversation you just had
about ranking women was gross.
312
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,945
It was trash planet talk!
313
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,363
So is this!
314
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,159
No! Junior! Junior!
315
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,329
Just another day in Garbtopia.
316
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,497
Let's ride!
317
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,790
No!
318
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,583
You suck!
319
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,544
My kid sucked too, but I
didn't want him to die.
320
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,631
Shut up! Open it with
your meat paddle!
321
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,840
No!
322
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,261
Looks like we got a
Scenario 3 here, Morty.
323
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,305
You're clearly leading some
kind of trash rebellion.
324
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,682
Or something is
wearing your skin.
325
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,766
I don't know.
326
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,601
I only recorded three
scenarios, and the other two
327
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,394
are about you doing a "Goonies."
328
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,064
Anyway, talk to Salva-tron.
They'll sort this out.
329
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,900
No! Not Salva-tron!
330
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,652
Rick! It's not a Scenario 3!
331
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,530
No! Make that ladder come down!
332
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,615
I'm trying! I don't
wanna be here either!
333
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,034
Aw, man! You're still alive?
334
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,953
And what's this fucking thing?!
335
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,663
This is not good for me.
336
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,249
No! I have to get back
337
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,709
to my wife!
338
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,463
Ah, shit!
339
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,549
Crawl out farther
so I can shoot you!
340
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,092
Why would I do that?
341
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,719
Fine. I'll do it myself.
342
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,097
Seriously?
343
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,182
This trash is not sturdy!
344
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,810
Alright, I'm actually
gonna go check this time.
345
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,105
There's tunnels down here?!
346
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,690
Aw, jeez!
347
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,276
Yoo-hoo!
348
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,698
Talk about "value detected."
349
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,037
She had more value than
you could ever know.
350
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,789
Junior! You're alive?!
351
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,041
Courtesy of my loyal fans here.
352
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,836
These autograph hounds found
me dying in the cemetery,
353
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,462
patched me up, and
tunneled us to you.
354
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,715
You really found
your audience, huh?
355
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,217
I'm sorry for trying
to sell you out again.
356
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,636
The only thing that ever
made me valuable was...
357
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,388
trashing you.
358
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,850
I'm so broke, Dad.
359
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,019
There's so many
paternity lawsuits,
360
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,730
and let's just say The New Yorker
has been sniffing around...
361
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,815
Listen, Salva-tron
knows about the tunnels.
362
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,233
We got to warn everyone!
363
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,986
Also, can you sign this now?
364
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,947
What the...?
365
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,157
Hello?
366
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,201
Summer, I think the cogs
drugged me and bailed.
367
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,037
Summer?
368
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,664
Summer!
369
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,501
Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
370
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,420
Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
371
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,671
Picked up on that, huh?
372
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,632
Like you didn't know
this was coming?
373
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,052
Summer Smith gets us killed!
374
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,138
That's right! Or the
cogs tell the truth.
375
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,265
-Is avocado toast what I wanted?
-What?!
376
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,393
Is avocado toast what I wanted?
377
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,270
Okay, okay, it wasn't.
378
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,731
-And I'm a good hang.
-You are!
379
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,233
You were right! We used
you to get to your grandpa
380
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,610
-to get to you!
-Damn right!
381
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,154
I knew I wasn't a basic
avocado-ass bitch.
382
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,989
So let's just get to
where you want to get
383
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,075
so I can be free of this story.
384
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,242
We're down.
385
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,327
Oh shit!
386
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,787
Give me back my cogs!
387
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,665
Sorry, Grandpa! You said not to
get caught up in cog bullshit,
388
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,625
so I'm doing the
opposite of that!
389
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,043
This isn't the opposite of that!
390
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,629
Summer Smith makes a hard
right in two seconds.
391
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,005
But that's a billboard.
392
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,591
-She makes a hard right.
-I'm trusting you guys.
393
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,470
Holy shit, you guys are amazing.
394
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,597
You don't deserve my
bald little beauties!
395
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,307
She does a barrel roll!
396
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,105
You're ruining this, Summer!
397
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:24,608
All that future predicty cog
nonsense was finally working for me.
398
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,987
I thought you wanted
to hang out today.
399
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,446
Not like this!
400
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,992
She pulls the parking brake.
401
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,165
-Oh shit!
-Left! Right! Right! Left!
402
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,167
She runs her grandpa
off the freeway!
403
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,756
Trash people, my people,
404
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842
Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia.
405
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,887
Our only chance is to
take this battle to them!
406
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,891
If I may, it would be suicide to
take a run at Salva-tron's tower.
407
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,018
I agree.
408
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,729
Don't listen to him! That's
just Devil's Advocate Bot.
409
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:02,980
I'm glad Rick trashed him!
410
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,440
If I may,
411
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,316
you don't look glad.
412
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,281
Damn. What a noise.
413
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,995
The Horn of Gobliniduss is a
reminder that anything is possible.
414
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,748
It was blown before they toppled
Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two.
415
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,833
And Bluegalshmoo in book three!
416
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,835
Also the White
Wizard in book four!
417
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,546
Alright, I get it. I went
to the same well a lot.
418
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,423
You read Enchanted Goblin?
419
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,841
Yeah, I loved it!
420
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,885
I'm 14. I'm the target audience.
421
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,386
Salva-tron's at the gates!
422
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,232
Value not detected.
423
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,442
Pow!
424
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,611
Right in the pisser!
425
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,783
I fell for a urinal bomb?!
426
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,659
That's so embarrassing!
427
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,704
Morty, my life was great
until you showed up!
428
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,209
Eat shit in hell, tower!
429
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,002
Watch out!
430
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,765
My people! Topple
your oppressor!
431
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:30,400
Don't tell Rick... about this.
432
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,987
Poor Salva-tron.
433
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,533
They were just like us,
afraid of being discarded.
434
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,161
But today, we begin a new era
435
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,455
where everyone has value.
436
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,665
Especially authors.
437
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,210
I'm still a little trash.
438
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,087
I guess you get
it from your dad.
439
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,933
Right on time.
440
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,102
This food truck is very buzzy.
441
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,771
Yeah, there's even that
staggering old man they mentioned.
442
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,731
-Jesus.
-Wow.
443
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,275
You put us through
all that just to help
444
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,986
a burnt-out restaurant
staff start a food truck?
445
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,154
Basic.
446
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,156
She is more complex than that.
447
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,366
Damn.
448
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,617
Great dog.
449
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,703
That's better than
avocado toast?
450
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,204
You don't get nuance.
451
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,457
You sure you cogs don't
want to keep hanging out?
452
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,792
Was it ever real?
453
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,087
Rick Sanchez doesn't want
to hear the answer to that.
454
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,299
But if he did?
455
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,347
I tried the portal
again. No dice.
456
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,224
Rick really hates The Goonies.
457
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,019
I think we're going to
like it in Garbtopia.
458
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,980
In fact, I've
taken a trash wife.
459
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,523
You've "taken" her?
460
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,775
We gave ourselves to each other.
461
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,487
I'd stay down here even
if there was a way out.
462
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,449
They won't be able to make you
pay child support down here, huh?
463
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,409
Oh, Dad.
464
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,203
Look at the two of us.
465
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,996
Spending time together.
466
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,581
Yeah, this is nice.
467
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,004
Is that a food truck?
468
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,714
We're already gentrifying.
469
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,343
Rick! Rick! Rick! Get
me out of here! Oh God!
470
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,845
Don't worry, our son
won't be like him.
471
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,222
It's nothing personal!
472
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,140
I'm only 14, I gotta
get out of here!
473
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,352
That was the last
time I saw my father.
474
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,687
Once more, my mother's
voice came to me,
475
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,105
carried on the wind.
476
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,107
"Be free, my son."
477
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,526
And somehow, I did feel free.
478
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,570
My father was horrible,
479
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,739
and my mother was garbage,
480
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,491
but I knew myself now.
481
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,410
And somehow, that was enough.
482
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,081
-Told you.
-That little shit.
483
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,792
Can't believe he got a book
deal on Rick's trash moon.
484
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,085
Come on, we're boarding.
485
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,419
You guys still read books?
486
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,748
Order 53! Hot cog,
Chicago-style.
487
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,669
If I may, I know there's
zero substitutions,
488
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,088
but I would never want
onions on my hot dog.
489
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,298
Yes, you do.
490
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,049
If I may, I do not.
491
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,303
You die of a massive
coronary at the age of 43.
492
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,015
If... if...
493
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,475
If I may...
494
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,102
Boss wants to see you.
495
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,021
Is that a prediction, or...?
496
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,564
Just go talk to him, Steve.
497
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,567
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