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Alright, final item of the
Galactic Defiance meeting:
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our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.
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-It is not ready for approval!
-What did I just...
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Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!
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Thank you. Corsica?
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As it stands, our
assassination task force
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has yet to provide
a clear plan...
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We provide lots of plans.
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Your committee
keeps killing them.
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Well, it's an
assassination committee.
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What do you want them to do?
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All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.
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Which is why we need
to plan it carefully.
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Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?
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Great. It's an
assassination meeting.
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Where the hell is the assassin?
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Beth. Where are you?!
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Assassinating.
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Are you insane? We're still
in a meeting about this.
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We've been meeting
about it for months.
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Is the plan to kill
her with old age?
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There is no plan. We
still have to approve one.
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Do you even look at
your Defiance e-mail?
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Who has the patience for
three-factor authentication?
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Beth!
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The Defiance says hello.
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Or goodbye?
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I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,
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but this guy beat me to it?
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Oh, my God!
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Who are you?! An assassin?
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I mean, I wish.
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Kill her!
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Time to go.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, good news,
the Queen is dead.
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Bad news, I didn't do it.
Worst news, I need a lift.
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I can't approve an extraction
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from an unapproved
assassination.
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I'll have to call an
emergency meeting.
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I'm going to die.
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Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!
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{\an8}I'm hammering sushi. What's up?
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{\an8}Well, funny story,
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{\an8}or maybe not that funny.
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{\an8}Are you pitching
a Hulu Original?
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{\an8}I kinda... went rogue and now I'm
trapped on a Gromflomite ship.
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{\an8}Send the coordinates.
I'll pick you up.
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{\an8}Really? Just like that?
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{\an8}Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.
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{\an8}Jiro! Lava cake to go.
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{\an8}The lava cake was
already ordered.
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{\an8}I can see it from here.
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{\an8}You don't have to explain.
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{\an8}You think it'd be easy to scan
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{\an8}the only warm-blooded
thing on the ship.
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{\an8}We tried that once. Lot
of rats in the walls.
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{\an8}Is that why the ship always
has a "B" in the window?
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{\an8}-Hey! Freeze!
-You first.
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{\an8}Walked right into it!
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{\an8}Wow, Beth. You've
been staying busy.
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{\an8}Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!
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{\an8}Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.
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{\an8}Wait, so the gun
also shoots a sign?
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{\an8}Yeah, for clarity, so
people know it's quicksand
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{\an8}and not a brown
portal or diarrhea.
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{\an8}But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?
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{\an8}No, the other side
says "ordinary sand."
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{\an8}There she is!
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}See, there's your
classic diarrhea.
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{\an8}Whatever. Can we go now?
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{\an8}Just portal me to HQ.
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{\an8}Actually, could you portal
me, like, a block away?
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{\an8}So they don't know your
dad drove you? Sure.
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{\an8}Okay, all in favor of
Natalie thumbnailing
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{\an8}an emergency rescue budget?
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{\an8}-Whoops.
-You're a prick.
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{\an8}Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.
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{\an8}-Oh, hey, BugAnne.
-Hey, Rick.
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{\an8}Yes, it's disappointing
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{\an8}that the legend doesn't
fall far from the tree.
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{\an8}That's a weird way to
thank her and apologize.
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{\an8}-Dad!
-Thank her for what?
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{\an8}A botched assassination?
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{\an8}Whoa. I don't botch shit.
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{\an8}I just turn down sloppy seconds.
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{\an8}Yeah, their mothership wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.
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{\an8}You sure about that?
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{\an8}Red alert for the
Queen's birthday!
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{\an8}That's right, Her
Majesty is 70 days young
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{\an8}but still laying eggs
and banging drones.
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{\an8}You go, girl!
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{\an8}-Yes, Queen.
-What? No.
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{\an8}I saw that bitch's
pillow through her face.
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{\an8}A Sting Trooper did it. Why
didn't they pin it on us?
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{\an8}Translation: You botched.
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{\an8}-You can say that again.
-Always botchin'!
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{\an8}-Nepo baby.
-Excuse me?
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{\an8}Dad, stop helping.
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{\an8}This is the opposite
of a nepo baby.
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{\an8}This is a human with half my DNA
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{\an8}that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.
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{\an8}This organization resents
and discourages talent.
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{\an8}It's why working here
was always beneath me,
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{\an8}and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,
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and if you don't start
appreciating her,
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I guarantee you, she'll
be next out the door.
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-It was a good rescue, though.
-You got me fired!
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Only because you blew
your chance to quit!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I really hope I am the clone
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because I never
asked to be born.
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I can't handle watching
you host those parasites.
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Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.
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Yeah, I know. I'm
trying to overcome that.
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-Ouch.
-Oh, boo-hoo.
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Whatever. Drop me off in space.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna get to the bottom of
this inside hit on the Queen.
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I know a guy that knows a guy
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that knows some bugs.
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Look, I gotta drop
you off somewhere.
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It might as well be the
filth-encrusted apartment
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of an insect-supremacist
arms dealer.
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Fine.
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I thought you were
dropping me off.
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I gotta make sure it's
the right supremacist.
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They all look alike.
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Hey! No mammals allowed!
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-That's our guy.
-Oh, shit, fuck!
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Oh, hey. I didn't mean
that about mammals.
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You're clearly a good one.
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She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.
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Actually, there's no such thing
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because insects are genetically
inclined for organization...
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So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.
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I don't know. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall...
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Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
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-Talk.
-You're just gonna...
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Alright! Shit!
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It was Fantabulous!
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The former Royal Doctor!
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Wait. The medical officer?
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That's all I know, I swear!
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Is it, though?
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Oh, God!
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-Dad?
-He said that's all he knew.
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I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.
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I've heard of that
doctor, though.
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Classic disgraced
eugenicist trope.
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You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?
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I suppose he had a gift.
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Did he have an address?
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Hi. Don't be afraid
to surrender.
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Yeah, you can even join
us as an unlikely ally.
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I don't know what that is.
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I can explain.
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-Does your bug culture have ghosts?
-Yes.
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Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghosts
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successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?
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-Of course.
-Well, an unlikely ally
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would be like a ghost that
hangs out with the ghostbusters.
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Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.
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More offensive than death?
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Good luck with that.
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Wait, so he's too
cool to be a Slimer,
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but he's asthmatic?
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That's... new.
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A super-soldier formula?
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I said "new," not
"creatively trailblazing."
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Jesus Christ.
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I hope killing these
things is leveling us up.
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It's some kind of
souped-up fungus.
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What? Should we
be wearing masks?
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Nah, we're fine.
It's a bug problem.
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These little guys
don't affect mammals.
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Why would they?
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It's a highly evolved symbiote.
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Its goal is galactic domination,
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so why would it want to be
hosted by shit-flinging monkeys
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from a planet named after dirt?
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Wow! We're disease bragging now?
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That fungus is no
disease. It's the cure.
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My species has been wasting
away for generations.
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-We're being led by a...
-Yeah.
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Millennials killed
Blockbuster Video.
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Just tell my daughter why
you whacked your own queen.
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Her Majesty refused to
distribute my medicine.
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So I had her killed in secret
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and replaced with a
robot Queen who will.
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All of Gromflom One will
gather for her birthday,
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and all will receive a gift!
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That's not how
birthdays work, dipshit.
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How about this for a birthday?
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Close airlock seven!
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You really don't
know me, do you?
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And you don't know me.
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Or the various sizes of bugs!
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Ultromflomites, attack!
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Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.
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Soon we will reign again!
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He's getting away!
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And living rent-free
in your head!
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So much for my fucking break.
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Toro, toro!
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Hole-ay!
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What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?
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It's dumb people saying
something meaningless
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'cause they've
learned a new phrase.
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It just means you're
thinking about something!
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Focus, Dad! The queen
is a spore bomb.
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Ooh, you better
call the Defiance.
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Why, so they can
form a committee?
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You don't want
your old job back?
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No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,
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but that doctor keeps
trying to kill me,
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he is not getting the "W."
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Oh, God. I'm turning
into my father.
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That's all you had
to say, partner.
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Alright, should be pretty easy.
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We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,
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and portal it out
of there. Step one:
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we blend in as bugs working for
the Department of Transportation.
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My guy Cisco will be at
the back door at 7:00 a.m.
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-Who's Cisco?
-My inside man. Don't worry.
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Okay, but what if
he doesn't show up?
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What's that supposed to mean?
You don't even know Cisco.
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Which is very concerning
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since this plan seems
very dependent on him.
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-So let me finish the plan.
-Fine.
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Step two: Cisco provides us
with security credentials
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for the maintenance tunnels.
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And if he doesn't show,
what's our backup plan?
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I use Cisco so that I
don't need a backup plan.
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-What's that?
-We ordered food, remember?
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I've never heard of this
Cisco guy in my life
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and all of a sudden he's the
most reliable person ever born.
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Maybe I work with more
reliable people than you.
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Make sure my fries are there.
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Thank you. Oh, wait,
are there fries?
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00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,007
Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.
243
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,467
-Where were we?
-Step three:
244
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,678
we quickly and quietly patch
into the surveillance grid.
245
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,012
Wait. How'd we get there?
246
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,931
With the credentials
we got from Cisco.
247
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,183
So in other words, if Cisco...
248
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,559
Cisco has never not shown up!
249
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,645
Can I just ask, what
does someone have to do
250
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,356
to achieve the level of trust
you place in this random man?
251
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,608
-I trust plenty of people.
-Name two.
252
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,276
Easy: Birdperson and Cisco.
253
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,028
Cisco's at the same
level as Birdperson?!
254
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,031
-Yeah. He listens to my plans.
-Well, I guess I would, too,
255
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,574
if I was the pivotal
goddamn participant.
256
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,785
That's all this is?
You're jealous of Cisco?
257
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,830
I don't want to rely on him.
If he doesn't show up at 7:00,
258
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,040
we're two humans in bug
costumes banging on a door
259
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,710
until the cops find us, then
we're running and gunning.
260
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,211
We're not going to
be running or gunning
261
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,754
at any point in this plan.
262
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,298
It's gonna be you, me, and
Cisco staying under the radar
263
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,093
and preventing a
coronation catastrophe.
264
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,152
Oh, shit.
265
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,236
-Freeze!
-Don't move!
266
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,572
Hands in the air!
267
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,158
I don't know what
got into Cisco.
268
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,493
This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.
269
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,121
I mean, big deal, you
had a billion kids.
270
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,665
Did you find them?
271
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,667
We're kinda hard to miss.
272
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,544
-Stay back or die!
-Yeah! Listen to him.
273
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,045
-Why?!
-She's infected!
274
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,505
Bullshit! She would've turned.
275
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,382
You think I normally
look like this?!
276
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,050
I mean, maybe. I don't know you.
277
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,595
I need your labs, your data,
everything you've got on this thing.
278
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,307
-Stop pointing a gun at me!
-Stop pointing a gun at me!
279
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,521
Can you cover your mouth?
280
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,691
So it's true? You're infected?
281
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,610
It obviously affects
mammals slower,
282
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,862
but, yeah, it's jumped species.
283
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,698
Then perhaps in
you lies the cure.
284
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,451
Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?
285
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,828
No, my pen rolled
into the corner.
286
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,372
But even if you do cure it,
287
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,999
our scanners show a big, scary,
288
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,085
dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.
289
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,713
Real, you know,
final-boss vibes.
290
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,632
They're building an ultra army.
291
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,091
Kinda what I just said,
292
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,928
but looks like we
both need an antidote.
293
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,598
So, tenuous alliance?
294
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,599
Unlikely allies!
295
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,018
We got our Slimer!
296
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,481
Dad? Am I growing a...
297
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,690
horn?
298
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,068
Yeah. Just relax.
I'm working on it.
299
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,738
I can feel them... the hive...
300
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,989
Kinda funny, huh?
301
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,825
I hate working with others...
302
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,827
but now the collective
is calling me...
303
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,913
Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.
304
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,499
Cadet, for your service,
305
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,628
the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.
306
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,303
Yes!
307
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,558
Thought that would be it.
308
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,727
Don't sweat it. We're long
on bugs and short on ethics.
309
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,106
I mean, if I gotta be fascist...
310
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,293
Shit! What the hell?
311
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,838
Sorry, I brought in my
rotating math projector light.
312
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,883
Put it back in your
decoration bin.
313
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,599
Holy shit! You did it!
314
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,017
The projector helped!
315
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,394
Wait. Does this mean my
family won't get paid?
316
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,271
I told them my death
would pay for college.
317
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh, you'll die.
318
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,401
You all die, eventually.
319
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,821
Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,
320
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,991
but there are some
perks to being related.
321
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,785
Dad...
322
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,749
Alright. I'm still human.
323
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,959
I like boobs. I like boob milk.
324
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,711
Oh, no. I like jelly.
325
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,255
I want nutritious jelly!
326
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,924
I want boob milk.
327
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,426
I like boobs.
328
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,136
Turn on the cash!
329
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,097
-What?
-Never mind, I'll do it.
330
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,602
I'm cured, baby!
Cured human Rick!
331
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,231
Oh, shit. Sorry,
Beth. Daddy's coming!
332
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,789
Damn. Small attack squad.
333
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,748
You killed a lot of us.
334
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,917
Well, who else would
be down for this?
335
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,671
I mean, it is "bring your
daughter to work day."
336
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,257
"Bring your daughter
to work day"?
337
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,926
It's my work, Dad.
338
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,220
You were sitting on that
one for the last six hours?
339
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,304
Thank you, Rick.
340
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,099
It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.
341
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,225
Mask up, boys!
342
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019
These puppies have
triple spore filters.
343
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,604
Should keep us fungus-free.
344
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,314
Time to deliver the payload.
345
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,191
Is the payload a bomb or a cure?
346
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,819
Who cares? It's a payload.
347
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:40,123
I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.
348
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,291
You can't respond. It
only feeds the beast.
349
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:46,295
Speaking of beasts, I see
you are parenting as well.
350
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,672
Oh, she called me.
351
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,507
I'm trying not to blow it.
352
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,051
You and me both.
353
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,888
This way.
354
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,732
She led us into a trap!
355
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,483
What trap?! Didn't
you want to die?
356
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,445
Protect the payload!
357
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,255
Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!
358
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,884
Bug State, here my son comes!
359
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,139
Let's all make an effort to check
on that guy's kid in college.
360
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,558
Bug pact!
361
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,234
Look at that.
362
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,154
I think she is
having a good time.
363
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,449
Don't start celebrating yet.
364
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,923
Let's fucking go!
365
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,801
She gets it from her mother.
366
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,512
Glad you picked up my call, Dad.
367
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,888
Glad you called.
368
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,474
We don't have to
do it all the time.
369
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,443
General! No!
370
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,495
Check out the
scrung on this guy!
371
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,747
Now you've got it!
372
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,669
This fucking guy?
373
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,587
Yes! It's me again!
374
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,965
I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.
375
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,260
That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.
376
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:01,389
And in those minds will be
me, paying no rent at all.
377
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,558
I might even charge rent!
378
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,309
Quite a birthday, no?
379
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,395
This guy's brain is cooked.
380
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,314
Attack!
381
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,942
Oh, shit! Moving fast!
382
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,945
Smash!
383
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,114
Beth!
384
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,743
You can cut all the
heads off you like!
385
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,454
You'll never be rid of me!
386
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,627
What! No! Stop
laughing, you idiot!
387
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,256
Oh, shit! Put me back on
top! Put me back on top!
388
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,009
God! Not like that!
389
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,731
No! Who said you could
bring a payload in here?!
390
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,940
Move, move, move!
391
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,943
No one gets to say the phrase
"rent-free" after I die.
392
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,236
It dies with me.
393
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,781
I did everything you
could do with it!
394
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,410
Rent-free! Rent-free!
395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,126
So, can I kill these
guys? Is the truce over?
396
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,920
I don't know. Is it?
397
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,672
Perhaps we Gromflomites
can change...
398
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,383
without having to transform
into giant monsters.
399
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,761
I'm sure the Defiance would
be interested in that.
400
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,846
Get a room.
401
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,265
I had fun.
402
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,896
Today I am proud to honor
heroes from both sides
403
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,858
on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.
404
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,818
Not that we're gonna be
doing this every week.
405
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,904
I mean, hopefully
never again actually.
406
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,530
Congratulations.
407
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,617
The Defiance owes you
two a debt of gratitude.
408
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,578
Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.
409
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,248
Pretty... hot.
410
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,416
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
411
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,210
Please don't fuck my co-workers.
412
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,963
Hey, you called me.
413
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
414
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,539
Oh, shit!
415
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,499
Cisco, what's wrong, baby?
416
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,835
Remember the space guy
who paid me all that money
417
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,503
-to do that thing?!
-Yeah.
418
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,297
Well, I missed
the goddamn thing!
419
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,424
Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?
420
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,843
Well, I didn't before
I met you, Sandy!
421
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,219
Hey!
422
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,471
Sorry. I shouldn't blame you.
423
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,056
It's okay.
424
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,350
More drugs?
425
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,394
Yes, please.
426
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,690
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