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Does this look like pink to you?
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I said pink!
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Pink, you bone top!
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A thousand pardons,
my little carbuncle.
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With this attitude, you're gonna be
working here for the rest of your life.
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Take a gander
into the seat next to you...
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...if you wanna see
what your future looks like.
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CHOCOLATE - IT'S NOT JUST
FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE
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Come, Penelope.
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Let's go someplace
where they treat us with respect!
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Try the moon,
you'll weigh less there.
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What the hell happened
to my lunchbox?
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Mr. Bundy?
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I'm Dexter, the temp you ordered.
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Well, that can't be.
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No, I wanted someone
with a 44-inch chest.
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-D cup?
-Yeah.
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That's me.
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Have you ever sold shoes before?
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Nope.
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You?
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Nope.
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Welcome aboard. Grab a seat.
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Sorry I'm late, but there's a
line around the block out there.
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Those are for tickets for a rock group
called Burned Beyond Recognition.
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What kind of moron would wait in line
all day for a rock group?
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I gotta get back in line, Dad.
Thanks for the bathroom.
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Son, you and Kelly have been
waiting in line for three days.
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Dad, Burned Beyond Recognition
is the coolest band in the world.
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Burned Beyond Recognition.
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Why can't these rock groups have
cool names, like when we were kids?
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Groups like 1910 Fruitgum Company.
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Yeah, that was back in the '60s,
wasn't it?
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We learned about that in history.
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Yeah, you laugh.
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But at least we could have sex
without being wrapped in a tire.
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I'm sorry to bring up
that sex thing, son.
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What's so special about this band?
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Oh, the lead singer's been known to
vomit and urinate on the audience.
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Pee-per-view.
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Yeah, and if you smile up at Dung,
the lead guitarist...
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...he'll headbutt you
right in your teeth.
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There's nothing like
someone taking a running start...
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...and diving onto you, face first.
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Actually, there is.
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Wife calls it courting.
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BURNED BEYOND RECOGNITION
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Hey, no cutting ahead.
I've been here for three days.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Say, you are one beautiful girl.
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Right. And the check is in my mouth.
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I know the guys backstage
would love to meet you.
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You have backstage passes?
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You have to get me back there.
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No problem. Just trade places in line
with me, and they're yours.
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Well, okay.
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Boy, Bud's gonna be so proud of me.
Where's your place in line?
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You know where the end of the line is?
Past that.
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Hello, losers.
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Me and my sister
are way, way, way--
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What the hell
are you doing back here?
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I got us backstage passes.
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All I had to do
was trade places with some guy.
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Kelly, these are bus transfers.
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Hey, not only can we get backstage,
we have a way to the concert.
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You can't be this dumb.
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I can be anything I wanna be.
It's the '90s.
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Never mind.
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I wish Mom would hurry up
with the food. I'm starving.
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But there's no way
I'm leaving this line again.
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She's probably pulling into the parking
lot right now. You can depend on Mom.
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Peggy. Peggy. Peggy!
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Quick! Turn on the radio.
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It's the Rick Dees show.
He is in rare form today.
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-What's he doing?
-Performing a public service.
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Humiliating and destroying men
on the air.
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Hi, I'm Rick Dees
and welcome to Berate Your Mate.
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Today, ladies,
we're gonna have fun by...
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...making your husbands sing
the world's most insipid love song.
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-Of course, that insipid love song is:
- "Wind Beneath My Wings"?
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"Wind Beneath My Wings."
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Too bad it's not "Wind Beneath
My Pants." Al would be a shoo-in.
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Now, if you can get your husband
to sing "Wind Beneath My Wings"...
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...on the air,
without telling him it's a contest--
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What kind of woman
would do that to her husband?
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--you'll win a $200 gift certificate
to Victoria's Secret.
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-Yep?
-Al, it's me.
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-You know what I'd like right now?
-A chocolate couch?
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Well, yeah, but right now,
I want you to sing to me.
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Come on, Peg, I'm working here.
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-Hook it! Hook it!
-Hold it.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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But, Al, I'm feeling a little lonely...
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...and nothing would cheer me up more
than hearing you sing:
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"Wind Beneath My Wings."
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Just a second here, Peg!
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God! Get this thing on there.
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Dexter, get the tranquilizer gun.
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I'm afraid we're gonna have
to tag and release this one.
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Come on, Al. I really wanna hear
"Wind Beneath My Wings."
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Well, then jump off the roof, Peg.
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Oh, you're hurting my baby toe!
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Ma'am, there ain't a damn thing
on your body that's baby.
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-What's keeping Mom?
-Why don't you go look for her?
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Leave you here,
so I can come back and hear you say:
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"Bud, I traded our place in line
for these magic beans."
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No, you go look for her. I'm gonna
stay here and guard our place.
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Fine.
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Backstage passes.
She'd fall for anything.
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Hi, there, cutie. Can I cut in line?
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Absolutely.
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Would you mind if
a few of my friends joined us?
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Are they as good-looking as you?
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I think so.
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Let the games begin.
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He said okay.
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Please, Al.
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Yeah, I know you, Peg.
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If I start singing, you'll get as horny
as the cape of the same name.
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Well, sing to me.
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Oh, all right.
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Help!
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She's fallen and I can't get up.
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-Gotta go, Peg.
-Sing first.
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Gotta go, Peg!
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Dexter! Are you all right?
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I think I'm done for.
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Just shoot me.
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00:10:00,523 --> 00:10:03,226
And tell Laura I love her.
130
00:10:03,522 --> 00:10:08,527
I'll get help. Just to try to find
an air pocket in there someplace!
131
00:10:09,622 --> 00:10:11,958
Now, now, Mrs. Bundy,
don't give up on him.
132
00:10:12,123 --> 00:10:14,091
I'm gonna give you
a second chance to win.
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00:10:14,256 --> 00:10:18,294
How'd you like dinner for two
at the best restaurant in town?
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Ed's Tacos and Liquor?
135
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:26,961
No. We're gonna send you to a place
with a roof and tables: Umbertos.
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00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,957
-Umbertos?
-Oh, it's great.
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00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:31,424
Okay, Rick. What do I have to do?
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What is it now, Peg?
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Al, this is very, very important.
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You know my boobs?
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Yeah, they're standing in line
for concert tickets.
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Not those boobs. My chest.
143
00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:02,324
I need you to say over the phone...
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...that cute little nickname
that you have for them.
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00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:09,590
What is it, Peg?
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00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:13,058
Your One Week to a Dead Husband
kit come in?
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I'm trying to work here!
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Clear!
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Oh, come on, Al.
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You know what you call them.
Just say it.
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Peg, do you think Mrs. Iacocca
calls Lee and says:
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"Lee, before you go back
into the boardroom...
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00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,559
...what's that cute little nickname
you have for my ass?"
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Now, look, Al, you just don't
understand. This is extreme--
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Clear!
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Hang in there, Dexter.
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Mrs. Bundy,
we're gonna give you one last chance.
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You'll win a trip to Tahiti
and $10,000 in cash...
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...if you can get your husband
to come home.
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-I can do that.
-I mean, in the next 60 minutes.
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-I can do that.
-For a nooner.
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Do you have any consolation prizes?
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Do you have anything sexy?
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No, do you?
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It's a good job.
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Hello.
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It's for you.
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00:12:49,422 --> 00:12:51,891
Guess who this is.
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My brain on drugs?
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Al, it's me.
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I want you to come home
for a nooner.
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A nooner?
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Yeah.
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-Well, sure. What time?
-Now!
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I'll be right there!
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Dexter, mind the store.
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But I can't work the register.
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Well, do what I do. Pocket it.
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I'm getting me some nooner!
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-Nooner?
-Yeah. Yeah, you know, like lunch.
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You want me to bring you
back some?
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Al, nooner is when you have sex
in the middle of the day.
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You just agreed
to make love to your wife.
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Great jumping horny toads!
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-I did it. I did it.
-Not yet, Mrs. Bundy.
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We gotta keep you on the line...
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...and see if your husband
really does come home before 1:00.
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Oh, he'll be here.
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00:14:12,358 --> 00:14:15,361
And by the way,
could you define "sex"?
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I mean, it doesn't have to last long
or feel good or anything, right?
191
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:25,397
No, Mrs. Bundy, just as in football,
all he has to do is break the plane.
192
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Oh, Marcie, I'm so excited.
193
00:14:29,059 --> 00:14:31,895
I'm gonna have sex and go to Tahiti.
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Al's never been there.
195
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,527
I bet he's never been to Tahiti either.
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Kelly.
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Back here.
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Let me guess.
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A girl, right?
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00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,528
Look, look.
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Sometimes a person's just so sexy
that you fall in love...
202
00:15:05,894 --> 00:15:08,397
...and if they want
to cut ahead of you, then so be it.
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00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:18,364
Great. Now I owe Dad 10 bucks.
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00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,330
Shut up, okay?
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00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:23,698
If we can manage to stay right here,
we're still gonna get our tickets.
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00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:27,499
The box office for Burned Beyond
Recognition is now open.
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Remember, no line-cutting allowed.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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I'm starving.
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It's obvious Mom's not gonna
bring us any food.
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And I can't leave you here. You'd give
away our place to anything in a skirt.
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Well, I'm not leaving you here.
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You'd give your skirt away
to anyone in the place.
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Who are we gonna get
to stand in line for us?
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00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,434
Hey, Dad, you're not doing anything.
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I'm selling shoes.
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00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,069
Yeah, and we're writing
a screenplay.
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What's it about?
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Come on, Dad. Please?
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Oh, all right.
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I'm not really selling shoes.
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-Thanks. Appreciate it.
-Thank you.
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00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:34,438
-Hey, you want anything?
-Yeah, I'd like an egg sal--
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00:16:35,502 --> 00:16:38,972
Hey, are they selling
Wayne Newton tickets too?
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Well, at least Wayne never had to pee
on his audience to gain their respect.
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I don't know, maybe he did.
I can't explain his popularity.
227
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Al? Al, what are you doing here?
228
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Paying the price for having kids.
229
00:16:55,437 --> 00:16:58,440
No, you should be home
having sex with your wife.
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-Why?
-Because I heard Peggy on the radio.
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If you get home before 1:00
for a nooner...
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...you win $10,000
and a trip to Tahiti.
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$10,000 and a trip to Tahiti,
just for sex with Peg?
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Yeah.
235
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,342
Well, this is a toughie.
236
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,977
Yeah, well, it could be worse.
237
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Look at the mountain
I gotta climb 12 times a year.
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Go. Go.
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00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:39,946
Hey, Dad, you got
a couple of bucks we could--?
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He's gone. Our place.
241
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Look, we'll sneak
in right behind this guy.
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Hey, lemon head.
243
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You just cut right in front of me.
244
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,217
Oh, yeah?
You got something to say?
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Say it to him.
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00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:05,949
Don't say it to me. I didn't do--
247
00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:17,384
It's a good life.
248
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:22,154
Well, Mrs. Bundy,
you've got less than a minute left.
249
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:27,654
Listen, Mr. Dees, Al's home.
250
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,387
Hi, honey.
251
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:41,225
I may be insipid
and smell like rotting flesh...
252
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:45,657
...but I'm home for sex. Burp.
253
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:50,024
Let's bump uglies.
254
00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:54,593
-Oh, Al.
-Oh, Peg.
255
00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:57,159
Oh, right.
256
00:18:57,991 --> 00:19:01,461
Look, this isn't Oprah, ladies.
I'm sorry, your time is up.
257
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,294
But for playing along,
you'll get a consolation prize.
258
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,493
This is Rick Dees--
259
00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:08,261
Did we win? Did we win?
260
00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:11,529
I had to stop off at the drugstore
and get some marital aids.
261
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:15,197
I got breath mints for you
and Wild Turkey for me.
262
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:23,030
Let's do it! Are we too late?
263
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,199
-Well, actually--
-Actually, no, we're not.
264
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:30,634
We still have three minutes left.
We could do it six times.
265
00:19:31,664 --> 00:19:34,534
Great. Great, Peg. You go upstairs,
I'll put the chicken out.
266
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:46,172
Al, hurry.
We only have two minutes left.
267
00:19:51,703 --> 00:19:53,404
I can't believe it.
268
00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:56,639
The guy ahead of us gets
the last ticket, and what do I get?
269
00:19:56,971 --> 00:19:59,440
I spend three days of my life
with you.
270
00:20:00,438 --> 00:20:04,709
Three days! Oh, sure,
it might be fun for the Navy, but....
271
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:10,041
Like you had anything better to do...
272
00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:13,677
...than dunk your girlfriend in water
to see where the leak was.
273
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:19,312
Hey, at least she has an excuse
for having air in her head.
274
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,546
That is, if I had a rubber girlfriend.
275
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:34,983
Which I don't.
276
00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:41,451
Not anymore.
277
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:47,554
I just know if we had gotten in,
Dung would have bashed in my teeth.
278
00:20:47,718 --> 00:20:49,253
This is all Dad's fault.
279
00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:51,220
I'm not gonna let him
get away with it.
280
00:20:51,385 --> 00:20:54,655
I say we stay home tonight
and we make his life miserable.
281
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,125
Where are you guys going?
282
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:12,194
To the Burned Beyond Recognition
concert.
283
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:16,029
It was our consolation prize
from the Rick Dees show.
284
00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:20,430
Wait, Dad's the reason we don't
have tickets. We should have them.
285
00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:22,129
Are you kidding?
286
00:21:22,295 --> 00:21:25,398
You don't know what I had to
go through to get those tickets.
287
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,699
You don't know where I've been.
288
00:21:31,265 --> 00:21:35,102
And believe me, it wasn't Tahiti.
289
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,369
You guys don't even like BBR.
290
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:46,006
Well, I don't like
S-E-X with M-O-M either.
291
00:21:46,969 --> 00:21:49,672
But it's my J-O-B.
292
00:21:50,437 --> 00:21:52,706
-Let's go, Peg.
-Oh, Al, I'm so excited.
293
00:21:53,038 --> 00:21:54,539
-Front-row seats.
-Yeah.
294
00:21:54,705 --> 00:21:59,277
Just remember to smile big at the band
and show them your teeth.
295
00:22:04,142 --> 00:22:05,944
Honey, you think they'll really notice?
296
00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:08,279
Oh, I hope so, Peg.
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