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PEST BOYS
EXTERMINATION CO.
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Hi, I'm the Verminator.
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And guess what I've got for you?
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Show can.
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Okay.
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That's "spray can," you spokes-idiot!
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I knew that.
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Anyway, we've got a brand new poison
and we like to call it...
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...Springtime in Baghdad.
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How new is it? It's so new
that it hasn't even been tested...
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...on unsuspecting
American citizens yet.
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Just one spray of this,
on your dog or cat...
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...and they'll never have fleas again.
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And to prove it, I have volunteered
my dog or cat, Buck...
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...to demonstrate.
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Are you ready, boy?
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Help me.
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Here we go.
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Isn't this great, Buck?
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And you didn't wanna do it.
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Yeah, this is great.
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I look like Oprah
after she dropped the weight.
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Hi, Peggy.
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Now, I don't want to rub this in...
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...because you're poor and married
to Al which is, of course, redundant.
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But guess what? I'm rich!
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Rich? Well, how'd you do that?
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-Maybe I could do it too.
-I worked for it.
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You see, Trans-Mexican Motors...
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...has been looking for a place
to build their new car, the Haguar GT...
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...and I found them a piece of property
right next to Polk High School.
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It is a four hundred million-dollar
deal and I get a finder's fee.
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How much is that?
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One point three million dollars.
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Plus a brand new Haguar
for each of us.
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Don't think this is going
to change us.
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No. We'll still be the same
humble people we always were.
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Just in a better part of town.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you.
We're moving!
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And we just came by to tell you
how sorry we are about leaving!
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Jefferson!
This is the happiest day of my life!
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Isn't this a great country?
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This country sucks, Peg!
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And I'll tell you why.
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We're giving it away faster than
we can take it from other people.
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I was driving by Polk High today
to catch a glimpse of the scoreboard...
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...which once proclaimed my glory and
fight with the homeless for nickels...
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...and guess what sign
I saw on the school fence.
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"Life, 50, Al, zero"?
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Hey, Marcie,
I see they drink a lot at Zippy Cuts.
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The sign said
"Future home of the Haguar"...
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...which means, Peg...
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...they will be building
automobiles on the football field...
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...where I scored four touchdowns
in a single game.
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Where pert cheerleaders
in stuffed bras and short miniskirts...
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...used to sing, "One, two, four, three,
Give the ball to Al Bundy."
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This is madness, I say!
How could this have happened?
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Two town meetings...
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...a suitcase full of unmarked bills
and it's pretty much a done deal.
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-You were involved?
-I was.
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Well, you're not going
to get away with this.
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If it's a war you want,
it's a war you'll get.
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But you and your fellow Haguaites
should know one thing:
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Al is the first word in "Alamo."
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Al, we lost the Alamo.
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Peg, nobody remembers that.
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Peg, nobody remembers that.
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PEST BOYS
EXTERMINATION CO.
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Hi. Verminator here again.
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Now, a few of you viewers
have expressed concern...
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...over alleged side effects
of our new bug poison:
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Springtime in Baghdad.
Now with pepsin.
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I'm here to tell you that these
allegations of genetic mutations...
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...are completely false, and to
prove it, my brother Bud here...
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...who I love like a brother...
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...has graciously volunteered
to be sprayed directly...
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...in the kisser with this stuff.
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Are you ready, Bud?
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I'll kill you--
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See, he can't wait.
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Let's do it.
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You were great, Bud.
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People are gonna recognize you
wherever you go.
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Come on, Ma, tell the truth.
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You think these'll turn girls off?
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Oh, come on, honey.
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Don't let a little thing like a
couple of breasts get you down.
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It's not like they're permanent.
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I mean, it's been a whole week and
look how much better Buck is getting.
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I sure hope this crap wears off
before Thanksgiving.
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Well, maybe you're right, Ma.
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I'll just hide for a while.
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It's not like
I had any plans this week.
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Hi, Bud.
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It's me, Sascha.
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The girl you've wanted every day and
night of your life since the first grade.
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Well, I'm about to enter a convent...
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...and I wanted to be
with a real man...
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...for my first...
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...last...
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...and only time.
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Take me, Bud.
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Take me now!
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You caught me at a bad time.
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Goodbye.
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Where are you going?
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To cop a feel and kill myself.
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Hey, Mom.
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Bud still have boobs?
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Then I'll be sleeping at Cindy's.
Where's Dad?
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Oh, he's down
at the City Council meeting.
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You know, he's really steamed about
them paving over his football field.
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I just hope he doesn't make a testicle
out of himself.
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You mean spectacle, honey.
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No, I mean testicle.
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I'm used to the spectacle thing.
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Let's just hope that if he'll make a fool
of himself, he'll do it in his own home.
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And on the lighter,
more pitiful side of the news...
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...self-proclaimed football legend
Al Bundy is leading a protest...
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...against the proposed
trans-Mexican auto plant...
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...by handcuffing himself to a goal post
on his old high school playing field.
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He has vowed to stay chained
to this post...
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...until the project is moved
or, quote, "Marcie has lips."
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What a testicle.
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Bud, I'm glad you're here
to share my moment of triumph.
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You got someone
working crowd control, Dad?
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These things take time, son.
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You think people came
when Paul Revere rode nude...
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...through the town yelling
"The Beatles are coming"? No.
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He had to chain himself to the old north
wind and throw up in harbor first.
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But like old Paul,
you'll be reading about me someday.
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Yeah, once Time-Life comes out
with the "Great Idiot" series.
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Anyway, I just came over because Mom
was wondering if you wanted any food.
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Did you bring me something?
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No. She was just wondering.
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Well, you tell your mother
that my stomach is full of pride.
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Pride and the bologna sandwich
I ate a couple of weeks ago.
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By the way, it's warm out here tonight.
Why the coat?
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I was just coming down
with something.
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-Chest cold?
-No.
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No. This coat
just makes them sensitive.
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Anyway, I'm glad you're here.
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Help me pass out
the rest of those flyers.
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Take them to all the places
old high school athletes hang out.
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You mean like bars, unemployment
offices and pie-eating contests?
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Yes. And don't forget
freeway underpasses.
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Tell them to bring candles
and a cheeseburger.
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-Anything else?
-Yes.
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Take the keys to the handcuffs out
of my back pocket so I'm not tempted.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Dad, you sure this protest thing
is gonna work?
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Son, I'm not sure
of a lot of things in this life.
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I'm not sure why I was born.
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I'm not sure why you were born.
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I'm also not sure of why I felt
a pair of breasts on my back...
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...when you took those keys
out of my pocket.
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But I am sure that this will work.
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Tonight, fueled by the flames
of 10,000 candles...
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...and several cheeseburgers...
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...I will be victorious!
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I don't get it.
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A great historical landmark
is about to fall and no one turns out.
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Let some moron hit an ice skater in the
knee and a million reporters show up!
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-Hi, Mr. Bundy.
-Aaron.
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I knew I could count on someone
who played for Polk High.
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-Well, I saw your flyers.
-Good. Then Bud is doing his job.
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He is, if you told him to stuff them
in a trash can about a block from here.
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All the guys are talking about it.
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Great. What are they saying?
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They hear Haguar pays $15.40 an hour
plus medical. They're really psyched.
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Doesn't anybody care
about preserving our heritage?
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Well, I thought selling out
to the highest bidder was our heritage.
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Not when it's our field!
Why is no one here?
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Wait a second.
I know what the problem is.
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I just realized, I chained myself
to the visitors end of the field.
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No one would ever recognize me
down here.
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Don't they change sides
after halftime?
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I never played after halftime!
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We were always too far ahead.
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Now, go get Bud and bring the keys
back here. I wanna switch goal posts.
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He gave the key to me.
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-Good. Give it here.
-Can't. I gave it to Kelly.
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Why?
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It was bright and shiny
and she liked it.
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Go get her, bring her back here,
and hurry.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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SEVERAL HOURS LATER
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Well, what was I thinking?
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Have a Big Gulp,
then chain myself to the goal post.
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Good move, Al.
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Oh, no one's around.
Maybe if I-- Maybe if I hurry.
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PEST BOYS
EXTERMINATION CO.
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Hi, Daddy. Guess what?
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My dreams of having a daughter with
her own insect car finally come true?
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You guessed. It's called the bug-mobile
and the company said...
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-...that I could take it whenever I want.
-That's great, sweetheart.
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-Could you unlock me now, please?
-Wait. First...
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...guess where I went today?
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-The moon?
-Better.
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The Chicago Institute
of Bugs and Vermin.
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They've some of the rarest and most
dangerous bugs in the world.
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Like, take these
African Ping Beetles here.
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There's only six of them in the world.
It's a good thing...
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...because one bite
will nuke your entire metabolic system.
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Could you back the jar up a little bit?
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Don't worry about it, Daddy.
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I made sure before I took them that
I made the holes too small for any--
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What?
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Did I say six? I guess I meant five.
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-So how was your day?
-Oh, just a typical day.
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Didn't sell any shoes,
didn't get to pee, you know.
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Could you please unlock me now?
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-Oh, no.
-Don't get mad, okay?
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Before the museum,
I went to the railroad tracks...
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...with my friends and they
were putting pennies on the tracks...
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...and watching them get squished...
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...but I didn't do that, because
you told me never to waste money.
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But a key isn't money,
is it, sweetheart?
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No!
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Look.
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It's kind of awesome
when you think about it, huh?
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The pressure it took to do this.
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But how am I gonna
get out of here now?
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I thought about that too.
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All we have to do is take the lock...
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...put it on the tracks
and squish that too...
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...and the key should fit.
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I have a better idea, sweetheart.
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Since the lock is attached
to the goal post...
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...why don't you go down,
stand on the railroad tracks...
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...and try to get them
to bring the train over here?
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Gotcha.
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Oh, Daddy, one more thing.
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If you see a brown bug
with three sixes on its belly...
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...that's the African Ping.
It's very deadly.
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So run for your life, okay? Bye.
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Oh, well, one killer beetle
loose in a city this size.
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What are my odds of getting bit?
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I mean, even my luck
couldn't be that bad.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...announcing your all-time,
all-pro America's dream team...
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...quarterback Joe Namath,
halfback Jim Brown...
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...fullback Al Bundy!
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Al Bundy! Al Bundy! Al Bundy!
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-Al Bundy!
-Al Bundy!
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Al Bundy!
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Oh, Marcie.
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Thank God it's you.
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I thought the goal post
had grown unsightly stubble.
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You know, I admire you, Al.
I didn't think you'd last this long.
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The groundbreaking is in a couple of
hours. A squirming shoe salesman...
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...under a bulldozer
will not look good in the papers.
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So we're prepared
to make you an offer.
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An offer? You mean money?
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Al Bundy is not for sale.
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I'm not standing here
for myself alone...
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...but for every guy
that ever scored a touchdown.
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Oh, look, a double cheeseburger
with fries.
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For every Dad
that ever took his kid to a game.
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For every man that ever married
the wrong woman.
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Is there bacon in there?
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I don't even care
if those are curly fries.
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Are they curly fries?
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Never mind! I stand fast.
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If you want to build a factory here,
you'll have to build it over me.
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Alrighty.
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Plow him under!
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I'll always have my memories.
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-What is the offer?
-This burger.
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Done.
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Gee, Al, those insect bites
look pretty nasty.
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Insect bites?
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Oh, thank God.
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I thought they were hickeys
from that bum over there.
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I'll tell you what I'll do.
Insofar as I'm moving out...
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...and will never see you again,
I'll take you to the hospital.
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-You'd do that for me?
-Sure. But I just had my car detailed...
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...so climb in the trunk.
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And in an ironic twist of fate,
it took the near death...
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...of plant protester/women's
shoe salesman, Al Bundy...
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...to halt the construction
of the proposed Haguar plant...
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...when it was determined
that the bites covering his body...
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...were caused by the rare
and poisonous African Ping Beetle.
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Though no one gave a damn
about Mr. Bundy's protest...
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...environmentalists insist that
Polk field must now be protected...
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...since this useless
but endangered insect...
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...has apparently established
a colony there.
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I can't believe it. I mean, how did these
beetles get here from Africa anyway?
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There's no way they could escape
from the Institute of Bugs and Vermin...
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...because that place is a fortress.
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Plans for the Haguar factory
have officially been moved to Canada...
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...with a loss to this community of
21,000 jobs and millions of dollars.
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The plant would have benefited
every segment of the economy...
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...from housing to shoe sales.
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Truly this is a story
with no winners. Only losers.
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