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And now, for your Christmas
viewing pleasure...
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...Channel 2 presents...
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-Anything but It's a Wonderful Life.
-...It's a Wonderful Life.
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It's a Wonderful Life.
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It's a Wonderful Life.
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-It's The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
-All right!
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Right after It's a Wonderful Life.
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Dad, it's Christmas Eve.
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Shouldn't you be out
shooing the homeless or something?
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Quite the noble gesture, son...
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...but Christmas Eve is a time that you
should spend with your loved ones.
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I'd say that's enough time.
Go away, I'm trying to watch TV.
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Dad, every year, you and Mom
sit here on the couch...
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...and end up fighting over
what to watch.
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Why don't you take her on down
to Almost Steak and treat her...
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...to the all-you-can-keep-down
Christmas special?
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Then where would we go
for our anniversary?
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-It's Christmas. There's nothing on.
-Of course there is. I got 40 channels.
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The spirit of Christmas
has gotta be on.
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And now live, the great ladies
of the Squared Circle present...
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...Christmas oil wrestling.
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See that?
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Look at those chestnuts.
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He won't budge, Kel.
What are we gonna do?
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Well, you're the one who wanted to get
him a big old jukebox for Christmas.
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Hey, if a really cool watch
had fallen off the truck...
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...I would've gotten him that instead.
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I just hope they like it.
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Well, they should. It's got
all those geezer records on it.
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It's even got one from way back
when Cher used to sing with her son.
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Well, we can't leave it
in this freezing garage all night.
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We can take it upstairs
and hide it in one of our rooms.
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Oh, no problem.
Just let me eats me spinach first.
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We'll do it together.
We'll just take it up behind Dad.
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Look, he's watching oil wrestling.
He seems to be pretty focused.
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She's down!
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Her breasts are touching!
Her breasts are touching!
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It's kind of nice to see Dad
getting in the Christmas spirit.
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-Okay, come on, let's do it.
-Okay.
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Al, guess what I've got.
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You got a Christmas present
for me?
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No.
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But I could go back out again.
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Do you have any money?
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Well, I was saving up for a bullet.
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That can be from me.
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-Is this wrestling?
-No, Peg. It's C-SPAN.
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That's Sandra Day O'Connor
and Ruth Bader Ginsburg...
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...settling their differences.
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Of course it's wrestling.
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-Well, you know, I don't really--
-Peg, I know what you're going to do.
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You're going to say,
"Is this all that's on?"
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Then you'll change it
because you know I like it.
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Al, that's just not true.
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Is this all that's on?
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Yes, Peg. It's Christmas Eve.
It's all that's on, and I like it.
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-Well, change it.
-Fine.
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Oh, look.
It's a Wonderful Life.
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Peg, I hate this movie!
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How can you hate
It's a Wonderful Life?
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Because it's a horrible life.
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You know why
they never made a sequel?
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Because when the guy came back,
he killed himself.
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And this time
he took that angel with him.
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This must be written by a woman.
This stinks. It bites. It blows.
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But if you wanna watch it, Peg....
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-Oh, never mind. Just turn it.
-Good.
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I told you there's nothing.
I'm going back to wrestling.
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Honey, how come
you never wrestle with me?
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Because I end up on top of you
or you end up on top of me...
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...and either way I lose.
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-Kel.
-What?
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It's on my foot.
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Which foot?
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The one that's flat as your head.
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Help me back out the door
with this thing.
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Your stocking's gonna be as empty
as your bed, young man.
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Damn carolers.
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You know, I have just one thing
to say about oil wrestling.
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-What?
-Do we have to watch this?
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You know, Peg.
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What is it? You look over,
you see a smile on my face...
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...you say, "I can't have this"?
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No, Al. I just thought it would be nice
if we could enjoy something together.
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We tried that on our honeymoon, Peg.
Remember how we cried?
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-Just change the channel.
-Fine.
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Oh, now, there you go.
You're going too fast.
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Come on, Al. What was that?
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What was that? What was that?
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A Bewitched with Dick York,
not Dick Sargent.
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A Gilligan where
the gorilla came to the island.
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A Full House Christmas story, where
they were snowed-in at the airport.
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And a study of the Amazonian
catfish's mating habits...
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...with Philippe,
not Jacques Cousteau.
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You can see all that...
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...and yet you can't see
the rim around the toilet?
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I see what I wanna see, Peg.
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It's me.
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And I don't wanna see that.
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Marcie, are you having
a Christmas party this year?
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Nope. Sorry.
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-By the way, can I borrow some ice?
-Sure. Help yourself.
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It's a shame you're not having
that Christmas party.
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I had a good time at that last one.
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Remember, I got 95 cocktail weenies
in my mouth?
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Yeah, that was real funny, Al.
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You know, I would've got 96 in there
if I didn't have to sneeze.
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Hey, you remember the look
on your boss's face?
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I wish you were having a party.
I really enjoyed it.
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It's a shame too, because I got a whole
new batch of dwarf jokes this year.
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That makes me all the sadder
that we're not.
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-Can I take this chair?
-Sure, go ahead.
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Say, what are you guys
doing for Christmas?
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You know, I like to spend my time
with the less fortunate...
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...so I'll be staying home with Al.
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-What about you guys?
-Oh, nothing.
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We'll just be at home
having a quiet evening.
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Hey, Marcie, great blowout!
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Damn shame about that party.
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-Give me the remote.
-Here we go.
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I know what you're gonna do. You're
gonna go real slow and aggravate me.
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-Please don't do this, Peg.
-I'll go fast. I promise.
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This is PBS.
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And if you want more
bad English television...
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...that your friends will insist is better
than bad American television...
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...please send your pledges in either
cash, check or canned food to....
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-Pookie.
-What, Al?
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Just out of curiosity,
why are watching this?
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-Well, you know, I--
-Turn it!
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Fine.
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-There, I Love Lucy.
-I hate Lucy.
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The real star was Fred. They should
have killed off Ethel and Lucy...
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...and that illegal alien.
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They should've made Fred single
and called it Mertz's World.
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But if you wanna watch it.
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All right, Kel, now look.
This is what we're gonna do:
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You're gonna tie this rope around
the jukebox. I'll go upstairs.
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-And when you're ready, I'll pull it up.
-Okay.
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We wouldn't be having this problem
if we had just used a seesaw.
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And I wouldn't be having this problem
if Dad had used a condom. Just tie it.
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00:10:12,315 --> 00:10:16,319
God, is that Michael Bolton
screaming "Silent Night"?
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What's his next number gonna be?
"Hark! The Hairy Angel Sings"?
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-You know, you don't like anything.
-Starting with you!
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Merry Christmas.
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-Who's that?
-I don't know.
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Damn, I wish the D'Arcys were
having a Christmas party this year.
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Hey, Al.
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Do you mind if we borrow
the rest of these chairs?
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Oh, sure, buddy.
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-No Christmas party this year, huh?
-No, afraid not.
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-Say, can we take the table?
-Sure.
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Any beer?
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Gonna have sex
with the wife tonight, huh?
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You'll need a couple of six packs then.
Want a bag?
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-No, I'll just carry it.
-No, I meant a bag for your wife.
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No, no, thanks.
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What are you gonna do?
Just stay home?
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Yeah, yeah.
Just me and the little lady...
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...and your chairs
and table and stuff.
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See you.
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You know, if I didn't know any better,
I'd swear they were having a party.
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You know, if I didn't know any better,
I'd swear they were having a party.
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All right, Kel.
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-Did you tie the rope on the jukebox?
-Yep.
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Okay. Now toss it to me.
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The jukebox?
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The rope, you lug nut.
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Gotcha. Ready?
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Okay. Now...
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-...pull on it and make sure it's tight.
-Oh, all right.
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Why did you pull on the rope
that way?
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Because I wanted to make sure
that it was tight on your end too.
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-Upstairs.
-But--
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-Get upstairs.
-Okay.
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Who's that riding in the sleigh?
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Who's that firing along the way?
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Who's roughing up bums
On Christmas Day?
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-Psycho Dad
-Psycho Dad
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-Psycho Dad
-Psycho Dad
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-Psycho Dad
-Psycho Dad
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Look, Peg, it's the Christmas episode
of Psycho Dad.
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-Oh, not again.
-Peg, it's a classic.
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This is where you get to know
how he got the reindeer heads...
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...on the walls of his cabin.
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Merry Christmas.
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-Who was that?
-I don't know.
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-Al, I am not watching Psycho Dad.
-Peg!
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-I'm turning it.
-Well, then I'm going to the bathroom.
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And I really hate this commercial.
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You know, Peg, I could swear I heard
noises coming from the D'Arcys'.
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I think they got a party going on.
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Oh, don't be silly, Al.
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You know if they had a party,
they surely would've invited you.
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Well, that's true.
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Say, Peg.
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Did you have that hat on
before I went to the bathroom?
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Why, yes. Yes, I did.
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You know, Al Bundy,
you never look at me.
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Yes, I do.
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Yeah, I remember it now.
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Switch the channel, will you?
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The Christian Shopping Network.
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00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:29,842
Have your next supper
on our Last Supper plates.
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Service for 13, only $49.95.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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-Hey, what are you doing?
-I'm gonna retie your knot.
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Now, don't lift it until I say so.
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00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:51,042
-Don't what?
-Lift it.
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Kelly!
Kelly, let me down, you moron.
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Let me down!
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Okay.
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Are you down?
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Yes. And so are you.
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Wait. Don't pull it, Bud.
I tied it to the--
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Dresser.
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And now the Black Entertainment
Channel presents:
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It's a Malcolm Xmas.
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Oh, come on, Peg!
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I can't stand it anymore.
Give me the remote.
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00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:53,548
Al, you're going too fast again.
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Oh, this just isn't working.
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I go too slow. You go too fast.
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Gee, what does that remind you of?
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Let's just try this together, shall we?
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You're taking up
more than half the remote.
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00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:09,382
Well, you're taking up
more than half the couch.
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For those of you who missed
the first 53 airings...
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...NBC is proud to present
Cheers, the final episode.
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What does Cheers
have to do with Christmas?
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What does NBC
have to do with television?
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-Change it.
-Change it.
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No, not Sally Struthers
Feeds the Third World Channel.
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Sally, open your purse up.
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I'm sure there's enough
Ding Dongs and Ho Hos in there...
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...to start a new 7-Eleven.
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That's all these starving kids need,
Sally standing there saying:
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"Are you gonna finish that?"
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00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:51,018
-Change it.
-Change it.
239
00:16:51,516 --> 00:16:56,321
Oh, this is the TV-movie version
of It's a Wonderful Life.
240
00:16:56,517 --> 00:17:00,988
It's from a female perspective.
Starring Suzanne Pleshette.
241
00:17:01,185 --> 00:17:03,187
Who plays the female?
242
00:17:10,818 --> 00:17:12,320
Merry Christmas.
243
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:16,922
Okay, Al.
244
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:21,190
Guess who's under the mistletoe.
245
00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,955
She pecked me, Peg.
246
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:32,022
Now I know you're having
a party over there.
247
00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:34,389
I am too.
248
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,956
Do you have any contraceptives?
249
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:42,525
Well, I got a magazine
with Whoopi Goldberg on the cover.
250
00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:47,857
That'll do.
251
00:17:48,255 --> 00:17:51,659
And to all a good night.
252
00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:03,626
I am almost positive that they're
having a party over there.
253
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:08,194
Now on Home Shopping Channel, we're
offering this gold-plated necklace.
254
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,425
We've been offering it at $49...
255
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,860
...but for the next 10 minutes
you can buy it for 49 cents.
256
00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:17,127
Look what they put on TV.
Look how hideous this stuff is.
257
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:19,760
Do they actually think
that women'll go for this?
258
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,827
Yes, I'd like three please.
259
00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:24,526
Yes.
260
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:29,329
Oh, yes. I would love a Brazilian
Christmas-tree emerald ring.
261
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,996
How dare you try to sell this crap
to women who might actually wear it?
262
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:38,362
Hey, guys, you guys still got
that Pocket Fisherman?
263
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,628
Happy birthday.
264
00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:46,729
-Who was that?
-Kelly.
265
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:52,464
A&E, the Arts and Entertainment
Channel, presents:
266
00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:55,397
It's a Hitler Christmas.
267
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,063
Arts and Entertainment Channel?
We had that blocked.
268
00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:01,598
There's just a few stations left.
Let's keep going.
269
00:19:01,794 --> 00:19:06,632
Now available on CD,
cassette and yes, 8-track:
270
00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:08,463
It's a Country Christmas.
271
00:19:08,662 --> 00:19:13,466
Hear such hits as:
"Let's Put the Lights on the Trailer."
272
00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:18,034
Let's put the lights on the trailer
273
00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:22,133
"Is That Rudolph's Nose or Daddy's?"
274
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,800
Is that Rudolph's nose or Daddy's?
275
00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:31,134
"Grandma's Frozen
on the Porch Swing."
276
00:19:32,364 --> 00:19:36,435
Grandma's frozen
On the porch swing
277
00:19:44,665 --> 00:19:49,336
See, I told you it would be easier
if we both did the pulling.
278
00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:50,900
Oh, great, Kel.
279
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,801
Now who's gonna be upstairs
to lift it through the window...
280
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:56,936
-...since we're down here?
-Oh, you're right.
281
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,202
Hey, I'll go do it.
282
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,871
-I was watching that.
-That's it. That's it. I've had it, Peg.
283
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:17,070
Every year we sit here.
Every year it's the same thing.
284
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:20,238
TV at Christmastime reeks.
I wish they should just shut it off.
285
00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:23,405
I wish there wasn't any
such thing as TV.
286
00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:29,405
Oh, my God, Peg, the power's off.
287
00:20:30,369 --> 00:20:33,472
What are we gonna do, Peg?
There's no TV!
288
00:20:34,169 --> 00:20:37,839
-Well, we could cuddle.
-Be serious, Peg!
289
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:41,339
There's no TV. Now I'm sorry
I said that about the TV.
290
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,772
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
291
00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:50,208
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
292
00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:53,273
-What are we gonna watch?
-I don't know, there's nothing on.
293
00:20:53,438 --> 00:20:56,374
Everything stinks.
They ought to just shut it off.
294
00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:04,409
Mom, Dad.
We have something to tell you.
295
00:21:04,738 --> 00:21:07,875
Yeah. We're really sorry...
296
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:11,375
-...but this is the only thing left--
-Hey, now.
297
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,141
You kids bought us a record?
298
00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:19,009
-Yeah, we got you a record.
-Yeah, that's what we got for you.
299
00:21:19,607 --> 00:21:23,477
Oh, Nat King Cole
sings "The Christmas Song."
300
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,878
It's been so long
since I heard Nat without Natalie.
301
00:21:28,074 --> 00:21:30,043
I'll put it on.
302
00:21:30,575 --> 00:21:33,444
So did you get us anything?
303
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:38,478
Why, yes, honey, we did.
There you go.
304
00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:41,144
-And, Bud.
-Yeah, Ma?
305
00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:44,977
Merry Christmas.
306
00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:54,987
-Oh, kids.
-It really is a wonderful life.
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