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Oh, my God, Mom. I found it!
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Oh, it must have been
decomposing down here for months.
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What are we gonna do
when he gets it out?
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Well, I guess we'll just say a prayer
and flush it down the toilet...
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...like we did
when your goldfish died.
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Okay, back, people! Back!
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Now, give me some room!
Give me some room!
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God, it stinks.
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Did you find his other bowling shoe
down there?
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No, just the eyelets.
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I'm gonna go throw this thing
in the back yard.
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That's a good idea, honey.
Just put it out with Buck's house.
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You know how he likes to roll around
with your father's old things.
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Well, I guess he's not finished...
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...with your father's
"Home of the Whopper" jockey shorts.
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Well, Peg, I got them.
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Third row, center aisle.
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The best seats in the house
for the greatest show on earth.
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What, Public Enemy?
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Nirvana?
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Carla and Her Disappearing
Vegetables?
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I-- I mean the rock group.
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Not the blond stripper who's making
a squash disappear for Thanksgiving.
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No, pig-in-training.
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These are tickets
to The Jeffersons Live.
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It's their "Moving On Up" tour.
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What, was the Facts of Life
"Eating On Up" tour all sold out?
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Oh, Marcie, I can't believe it.
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We are actually gonna see
George and Weezy...
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...perform episodes from their sitcom
live on stage.
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Now, when you say "live"
do you mean...
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...live as opposed to on TV,
or live as opposed to Daddy?
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Look, we are talking
about the Jeffersons.
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They made me understand
the greatness...
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...of the African-American culture.
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I used to think
I was a hip white chick...
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...but then I saw George and Weezy...
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...and they me realize
that I'm just a square honky peg...
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...in a round, black world.
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Well, I guess I can relate.
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If Beavis and Butthead did a live show
90 years from now, I'd be there.
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Kelly, Beavis and Butthead
are cartoons.
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They prefer to be called
"dimensionally challenged," Bud.
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-Why do I feel so alone?
-Because no one likes you?
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Peg.
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Peg, I got good news.
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-So do we.
-No one cares.
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Peg, I heard they're opening up...
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...a brand-new sports bar
in the neighborhood.
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Finally, a place
a man can relax after work.
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Well, what about home?
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Finally, a place a man can relax
after work.
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A place where women
bring you food.
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Chips and pretzels,
nuts with sugar on them.
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Al, you haven't even asked us
about our good news.
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I'm sorry, Peg. What is it?
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-We got four tickets--
-Another thing they'll have:
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Twelve TVs,
each with a different game on.
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Peg, I tell you, I'm so hot.
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If Marcie wasn't here,
I'd take you on the floor right now.
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Get out, Marcie.
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Never mind. The mood has passed.
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Well, all I can say is I'm glad
my man is evolved to the point...
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...where he doesn't need
a sports bar to go to.
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Hey, Al.
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Did you hear
about the new sports bar?
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Sure did.
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Ickey Shuffle.
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Did you hear they'll have a pair
of Ali's gloves on display?
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-Yes, I did. And Mantle's spikes.
-Plus Michael Jordan's putter.
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Yes, but are they gonna have the actual
door that George Jefferson slammed...
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...in the Willis' face?
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Speaking of Michael Jordan...
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...I bet you don't know who was picked
ahead of him in the 1984 NBA draft.
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-Sam Bowie. Went to the Trail Blazers.
-Good call, buddy.
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All right, Al, I got one for you.
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When was the last time the Cubs
won the World Series?
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1908.
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And you can't remember
the year we were married?
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Same year, 1908.
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Only difference is,
baseball's still interesting.
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Well, maybe that's because
they score more than once a season.
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Okay, Al.
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I've got one that's gonna stump you.
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All right, who was in the very first
light-beer commercial?
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No problem. You're talking beer,
you're talking my language.
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You're talking beer,
you're talking his belly.
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Why do I have an uncontrollable urge
to play T-ball?
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-The answer is Bubba Smith.
-Billy Martin.
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Bubba Smith. Wore a blue shirt
with a black penguin on the pocket.
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Hey, Al, what was I wearing
the day you met me?
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Too much makeup.
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-It was Billy Martin.
-Bubba Smith.
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-Billy.
-Bubba. Bubba.
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-Bubba.
-Billy.
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-Bubba.
-Billy.
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Hello, Bureau of Alcohol,
Tobacco and Firearms?
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Yeah, I have an alcohol question.
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Who was in the first light-beer
commercial? Now, I say--
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Now, I say it was Bubba Smith,
but my friend here says it was--
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Hello?
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Hello?
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He said it was Bubba.
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-Billy.
-Bubba.
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-Billy.
-Billy.
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Bubba.
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That's no fair.
You stole that from Bugs Bunny.
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-Daffy.
-Bugs.
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-Daffy. Daffy.
-Bugs. Bugs.
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Hey, hey, why are you two introducing
yourselves to each other?
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You guys have been doing this
for two days.
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And we demand you pay us
some attention.
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All right.
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-Bubba.
-Billy.
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You know what we can do?
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We can ask them Friday night
at the sports bar.
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-Yeah, great.
-Friday?
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Friday night is our play.
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What play?
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The Jeffersons "Moving on Up" tour.
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What are they moving on up to,
channel 99?
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Al, we have been talking about this
for two days.
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-You never listen to me.
-Well, why would I? I got a TV.
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I know. It's the only thing
you've turned on in 20 years.
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If you came with a remote
and mute button...
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...I might turn you on too
every now and then.
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Listen to me. I gotta be there opening
night. You know who's gonna be there?
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Johnny Bench, Ernie Banks
and Joe Namath.
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Yawn, gag and snore.
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-Now, listen here, Peg.
-No, no, no, Al. You listen to me.
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Now, you weren't there
when Kelly was born.
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You weren't there
when Bud was born.
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I don't think you were even there
when they were conceived.
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Now, this play is important to me
and you will be there.
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Do I even have to open my mouth?
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Nope, nope. I'm there.
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Moving on up to the East Side,
the West Side, all around the town.
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Fine. Now that that's settled,
let's go buy some clothes.
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Oh, you're right.
We must accessorize for the theater.
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Oh, God, how sad.
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00:10:21,301 --> 00:10:23,237
Anyway, Dad...
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...I just heard the sports bar's opening
the same night as the Jeffersons tour.
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Which one are you going to?
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Yeah.
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Kids, you wanna do old Dad a favor
before he kills you?
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You know, they call Chicago
the second city...
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...because we're supposed to
be inferior to New York.
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But with theater like this,
we have nothing to be ashamed of.
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Let's open our
"Moving On Up" souvenir bags.
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We can use them
when our dinner starts moving on up.
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Okay, Al. Who am I?
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Patrick Ewing?
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No, you Philistine. I'm Weezy.
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Well, I'm woozy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, a brief
announcement before our show starts.
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Tonight the role of Ralph the Doorman
will be played by Erik Estrada.
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Well, he was Ponch.
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There go the lights.
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You know what we have to do.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for the Jeffersons.
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Look at this, Jefferson.
Every sport known to man.
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Baseball, football...
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...girls in bikinis
wrestling in lettuce.
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Jefferson, if I thought
heaven was like this...
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...I'd have put a bullet
in my brain years ago.
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If I thought you had a chance in hell
of getting in, I'd do it for you, buddy.
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-Thanks, man. I love you.
-Yeah.
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Al, Al. Over there.
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It's Ernie Banks.
Gotta get a picture with him!
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Wait a second. You can't just go up
to Mr. Cub and drool all over him.
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That's a-- That's a legend,
a Hall of Famer.
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You gotta respect his privacy.
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You know, you-- Shoot it, damn it!
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I'm blind.
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You hit 512 homers. Imagine how good
you'd be if you could see.
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We're just kidding, Ernie. You okay?
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-Yeah, I guess.
-Good. Shoot, Al!
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-Thanks, pal.
-Ernie Banks.
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I can't see.
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What a great guy.
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Officer Dan. Let me guess.
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Jeffersons Live.
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I would have been here sooner,
but my kids showed up late.
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Okay, watch this, Al.
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Now, Florence is gonna hold up
a jock strap and say, "What's that?"
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And then George is gonna say,
"That's my cup."
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And she's gonna say, "How the heck
you gonna drink out of that?"
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-What's that?
-Oh, that's my cup.
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How the heck
do you drink out of that?
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And you wanted to go
to a sports bar.
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Hey, where's the guy
who says "Dynomite"?
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No, that's the other show,
Gimme a Stroke.
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This is the lowest thing
that I have ever done.
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Okay, the lowest thing
I've ever been paid to do.
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Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been
paid to do that I didn't enjoy.
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If you ask me, the Willis'
were way ahead of their time.
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Your hands are moist like mine.
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But then watching The Jeffersons
always made me horny.
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What say the next time the scenes
change and the lights go out, we....
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What's wrong with women?
Don't they know what real fun is?
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I know what you mean.
Check out Shaquille's foot.
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The size of it alone
is better than anything...
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-...the Jeffersons have ever done.
-Yeah.
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And look at that
massive hand imprint.
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Who's is it? Wilt Chamberlain's?
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"Martina Navratilova."
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You know what they say
about big hands?
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-Johnny Bench!
-Johnny Bench!
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Quick!
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Get a picture!
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It's okay. He never won a pennant.
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Or scored four touchdowns
in a single game, eh, John?
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-Who is that guy?
-How do I know? I'm blind.
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We never settled our bet about who
was in the first light-beer commercial.
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Now, there must be somebody around
here that knows it was Billy Martin.
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There must be somebody here
that knows it was Bubba Smith.
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Wait a second.
I know just who to ask.
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Yo, barkeep.
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Joe Namath! Give me the camera!
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I'm blind.
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Joe--
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Joe, I-- I've followed your career
from Alabama to Super Bowl III...
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...to that pain-ointment thing
you do now.
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Thanks.
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-You a shoe salesman?
-Yeah.
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Told you.
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You-- You know, Joe,
I got just one question for you.
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Oh, I know, I know. Did I really believe
I'd win the Super Bowl?
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No, no.
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Who was in the first
light-beer commercial?
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Who cares?
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See, he said Bubba.
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It was Billy.
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I couldn't help
overhearing you two...
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...and after sucking down 20 cold ones
and a couple of warm ones...
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...my memory and my bladder
have been jogged.
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-It was Bubba Smith.
-Thank you.
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And that's the law talking.
239
00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,855
It was Billy Martin.
I know, I have it on tape.
240
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:25,588
Bubba Smith. I know,
I don't know anything except that.
241
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,121
-Billy Martin.
-Bubba Smith.
242
00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:29,054
-Billy Martin.
-Bubba Smith.
243
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,621
-Billy Martin.
-Bubba Smith.
244
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,753
I cannot believe
this actually worked.
245
00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:53,189
Mom was so convinced I was Dad,
she picked my pocket during the show.
246
00:18:53,852 --> 00:18:57,188
What are you complaining about?
At least you didn't get a hickey.
247
00:19:01,084 --> 00:19:02,953
-Billy Martin!
-Bubba Smith!
248
00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:04,953
-Billy Martin!
-Bubba Smith!
249
00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:09,822
Fellas, fellas, fellas.
Now, what are we fighting about?
250
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,687
Here we are in the playground
of the gods.
251
00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:16,020
We got bimbos on the tube,
we got the law on the floor...
252
00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,487
...we got sugar on our nuts...
253
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,452
...and we got our wives
at The Jeffersons.
254
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:26,855
Who gives a rat's patoot who was
in the first light-beer commercial?
255
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,853
-He's right!
-Yeah.
256
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:34,020
Especially since we all know
it was Bubba Smith.
257
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,353
Sometimes I wish I was back
in the game, where it's safe.
258
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:49,051
You left the game?
259
00:19:49,249 --> 00:19:51,618
Two years after my knees did.
260
00:19:53,282 --> 00:19:55,551
Watch it, now! Watch it, now!
261
00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:57,952
Watch it, now!
262
00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:00,617
-Billy Martin!
-Bubba Smith!
263
00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:02,617
-Billy Martin!
-Bubba Smith!
264
00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:08,951
Jefferson, watch my camera!
265
00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,984
I got it, Al.
266
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,786
You have the right to remain...
267
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,684
...unconscious.
268
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:26,152
I'll kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
269
00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:47,650
Well, did you learn your lesson?
270
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,749
We have.
271
00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:55,584
It was a pretty good sports-trivia
bar-fight, though, hey, buddy?
272
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,381
The best.
273
00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:59,249
Give me five.
274
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,448
On second thought...
275
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:04,883
...give me one five times.
276
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,282
Well, boys,
we'll see you in about a week.
277
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,282
We're going to see
the "Moving On Up" tour in Milwaukee.
278
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,550
Yeah, we bought a "See America
With the Jeffersons" rail pass.
279
00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,416
It includes transportation,
theater tickets...
280
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,950
...and a box lunch with both Lionels.
281
00:21:26,446 --> 00:21:28,081
Can we get you anything
before we go?
282
00:21:28,279 --> 00:21:32,350
-As a matter of fact, my pain medicine--
-Gotta run. See you later.
283
00:21:34,179 --> 00:21:38,016
Oh, well, at least they're gone
and we've got a game on the tube.
284
00:21:43,146 --> 00:21:49,152
And now stay tuned for
our 24-hour Jeffersons marathon.
285
00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:53,983
Starting with
"The Jeffersons Go to Hawaii."
286
00:21:54,178 --> 00:21:56,380
Hey, now, kids. Hey, now!
287
00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:58,414
Change the channel here!
288
00:22:03,145 --> 00:22:07,082
Oh, my God.
It's Weezy in a bathing suit!
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