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Al, why you watching TV
with the sound off?
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It's the new rap channel, Peg.
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I hate this when I hear it on the radio,
but now that I see it...
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...I can appreciate
its profound statement.
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Well, what's that one called?
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It's called "Pump That Rump."
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I'm really into it.
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Well, if history teaches us anything,
you'll be out of it in seven seconds.
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Oh, God, what a day.
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I made an appearance as the
Verminator at this elementary school.
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They make me walk
through this metal detector.
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I've got enough poison strapped to
my back to dust an entire rain forest...
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...and they wanna know why
I'm carrying a toenail clipper.
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Then there's the pat-down.
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First by the principal...
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...then by the school nurse...
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...then again by the principal
while the school nurse watched.
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Finally, I make it into the classroom.
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After talking the substitute teacher
in from the ledge...
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...I go to the cafeteria where I taught
the kids how to kill roaches, rats...
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...and something they call
"sloppy joes."
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You know, it is a wonder
I got out of there unscathed.
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I'm telling you, that is the last time
I appear at a Catholic school.
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Peggy.
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Guess what happened
at the bank today.
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A hold-up man
gave you his mask to wear?
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Turn that disgusting thing off.
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Here, watch this. Steel Magnolias.
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What's Boris Karloff
doing in a dress?
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That's Shirley MacLaine,
you baco-bit.
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Well, I owe Boris an apology.
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You owe everything an apology.
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Anyway, Peggy,
those wormless weasels at the bank...
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...want me to be the speaker
at the next shareholders' meeting.
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Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?
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No. Not when you have to tell them
the bank's in trouble.
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How much trouble?
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We backed Last Action Hero.
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-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-Thanks.
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And to cut costs, we may even have
to lay off some employees.
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Marcie, as someone
who's been to your bank...
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...I certainly hope you keep
those 75 vice presidents...
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...and lay off those pesky two tellers.
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You know, the ones who work
a cool half hour apiece on payday.
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You know, Al, you can avoid
the wait to cash your paycheck...
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...because the hot dog vendor outside
always has a coin dispenser.
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Marcie, why are you here?
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I wanted to talk to Peggy privately.
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No, no. Why here on Earth?
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I'll handle this, Marcie.
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You come in here to my house
and annoy me...
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...with your sad little hen--
There it is.
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There's no sound.
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No sound to us humans.
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Come on, Marcie.
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So tell me what's wrong with speaking
to the shareholders of the bank.
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Well, I'm terrified
of speaking in public.
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It all started
with a terrible childhood incident.
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This isn't your
Uncle No-Pocket story, is it?
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No.
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This was in the first grade
when I had to give a talk...
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...on why I love
the Pledge of Allegiance.
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Well, anyway, I was right
in the middle of my speech...
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...when I looked down and saw
the biggest, ugliest cockroach...
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...which ever spewed from the bowels
of the Earth, crawling up my little leg.
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Well, I screamed
like a lunch whistle...
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...and ran around the room
tearing off my dress...
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...revealing my "Hey, hey, we're the
Monkees" panties to the entire room.
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Well, it may not surprise you...
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...that boys can be extremely cruel
at times like this.
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They spent the rest of the school year
following me around saying:
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"Can Davy come out and play?"
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But one night I showed them.
I showed them all.
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There was a class field trip
to Mount Rushmore.
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I told them I was too sick to make it.
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The bus was barreling down
a rain-slicked highway.
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It would have been hard to stop even
if the bus had functioning brakes...
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...but they never laughed at me
or my panties ever again.
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Well, that was a lovely story.
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I don't think you'll be needing
any more of this.
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Marcie, I know who could help you
with your public-speaking problem.
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It's Dr. Angela.
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She is the best radio psychiatrist
in the city.
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And has quite an informative
car-repair show too.
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She's helped me
with some of my problems.
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Although, obviously not all of them.
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Yo, video channel?
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Yeah, do you take requests?
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I'd like "Rump Shaker"...
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..."Gangster Booty"
and "Put More Ass on That Lass."
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My age?
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I'm 15.
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I need parental permission?
Just a minute, please.
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Tell him it's okay.
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It's okay.
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He's over 40.
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Why'd you tell him my real age?
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They already knew your real age.
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They wanted to know your IQ.
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But they will play them, right?
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Oh, wipe your chin.
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Peggy, I just got off the phone
with Dr. Angela. She was a great help.
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Pig. Here. Watch this.
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Fried Green Tomatoes.
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Well, what's Mel Tormé
doing in a dress?
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That's Kathy Bates, you potted plant.
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Anyway, Peggy, Dr. Angela is a gem.
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I told her about my fear
of speaking in public...
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...so she asked is there any time
I'm not afraid of speaking.
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And I said, "Why, yes.
During sex I talk, yell, scream--"
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Hey, excuse me!
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You know, I'm planning
on having dinner later.
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Well, I plan on having sex later...
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...so I guess we'll both
be cooking for ourselves.
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Go on, Marcie. You were screaming?
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Oh, yes. So Dr. Angela suggested that
I try something called transference.
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Whenever I'm gonna have to speak
in a scary setting...
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...I just pretend
I'm in a more relaxed one.
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Like my bedroom.
And presto, I can speak in public.
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Dr. Angela just told me
I should take a lover.
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But I'm afraid we'd wake Al.
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Anyway, since you're the one
that helped me through this...
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...it would mean a lot if you would
come and hear me speak Saturday.
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-Oh, I'd be delighted.
-Thanks.
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Now, see?
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I told you you'd like this movie.
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I'm glad to see
you're finally growing up.
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You know, Peg, that Kathy Bates
has a mighty fine butt.
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Why does she waste her time
making movies?
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So we still say, don't give up
on Last Action Hero just yet.
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It still hasn't been released
in Albania or Zimbabwe.
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Everything else, however,
seems to be fine.
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Wonderful. Never better.
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And now, delivering the emergency
state-of-the-bank address...
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...vice president in charge
of something or other...
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...Miss Marcie D'Arcy.
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Good afternoon.
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My, there are a lot of you
out there today.
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The last time I saw
this many people in a bank...
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...I closed my window
and went to lunch.
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All kidding aside...
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...I'm here to report some bad news.
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Because of some
unfortunate investments...
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...the bank is being forced
to downsize.
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But the good news is
all indications suggest...
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...that the terrible economy is going
to get bedroom-- Butter. Better.
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As you can see...
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...when the Federal Reserve Board
eases restrictions...
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...interest rates fall,
but when it tightens...
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...interest rates rise.
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Oh, my God.
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Al, something's wrong.
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I've never seen Marcie act like this.
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You wanna see acting, Peg,
check this out.
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For years, the Fed held back...
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...and interest rates rose
and rose and rose.
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Eight percent, 10 percent,
17 percent...
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...up and up.
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Jefferson, have you ever seen Marcie
do this before?
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Not in public.
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Unless you count
the Skyway at Disneyland.
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-You mean that she's about to have--
-Big time.
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It must be that transference thing
that Dr. Angela told her about.
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I just hope she's near
the end of her speech.
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I guess not.
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Then when the rates rose as high
as they possibly could...
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...and the economy
could take no more...
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...suddenly the Fed began
pumping in money faster and faster.
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-Here we go.
-Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, Jefferson! Oh, Steve!
Oh, Jamal.
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I hope this news was as good for you
as it was for me. Good day.
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So that's what one looks like.
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Oh, Marcie, relax.
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It happened.
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It could have happened to anyone.
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Well, it couldn't have happened
to me.
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Well, it could, but we can't afford
the pony rides anymore.
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Don't you understand my pain?
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I'm a businesswoman.
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We're not allowed to go flopping
around on the floor like a mudskipper.
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At the very least,
it's considered unprofessional.
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You know, this is gonna
cost me my job. I'm ruined.
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-Marcie, the bank just called.
-Oh, I knew it.
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You're getting a raise.
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And they're gonna loan you out...
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...to deliver bad news
to other corporations.
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At $5000 a pop.
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So to speak.
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Well, I don't know.
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This goes against my principles.
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What do you think, Peggy?
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Marcie, for five grand,
not only would I do it...
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...but I'd do it in the corn fields
on Hee Haw.
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Al, Marcie's making
another appearance today...
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...so, what do you say
we have a candlelight dinner...
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...and take in a speech?
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It doesn't work anymore, Peg.
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What doesn't work?
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It.
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Well, how can you tell?
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I've been reading Playboy, Big 'Uns,
Little 'Uns, In Between 'Uns, nothing.
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Then I remembered it hasn't worked
since the afternoon...
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...I saw Marcie do that horrible thing
at the bank meeting.
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Marcie killed it, Peg.
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You made it sick, but Marcie killed it.
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Well, I guess then
we can just put it behind us...
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...and get on
with the rest of our lives.
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Well, Peg, what will you do?
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Well, I'll be okay.
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I'll just keep going,
and going, and going.
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Great news, Dad.
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-Tuition is going up at school.
-How much?
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Hundreds. Thousands. Who cares?
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The point is, Mrs. D'Arcy
is gonna give us the news. Oh, man.
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Now, son, you're talking about this
like it's a good thing.
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Remember when you were younger...
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...and I told you never to stare directly
at the sun or Grandma and you did?
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Well, this is like
staring at Grandma in the sun.
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Or your father in the shower.
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If we're speaking hypothetically.
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Peg, I'm trying to have a talk
with my son.
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Isn't Oprah doing a show
on women with chafed thighs...
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...who cause forest fires this week?
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No. You made that up.
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Didn't you?
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I know you did.
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Well, I'm gonna go check
the Oprah hotline.
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Son.
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Now, I realize that my advice to you
in the past...
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...has been, well, a little shaky.
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You mean like "Be yourself,
people will like you"?
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Exactly. But son...
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...you do not wish to see this woman
in the throes of passion.
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Please believe me.
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It's killed before.
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It will kill again.
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Sorry, Dad, but I got a pack of condoms
and a girl who thinks Urkle's sexy.
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I'm going.
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Bud, got a question for you.
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I don't know what to wear
to my speech tonight.
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I need something hip, cool, collegiate.
What do you suggest?
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Well, it depends.
Now, are you gonna be backlit?
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Can no one hear my cries?
244
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Okay, Marcie.
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I'm ready to go to the college.
246
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-Honey, are you okay?
-No. I'm not okay.
247
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Look, Marcie, I'm a man.
I have needs.
248
00:19:13,776 --> 00:19:17,313
I am tired of everyone else
having sex but me.
249
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And Al and Peggy.
250
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And probably Bud.
251
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Listen, Jefferson, if you're going to talk
about personal matters...
252
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...then let's go someplace private.
253
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Now, what's bothering you?
254
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You've been having
such a good time on stage.
255
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You've forgotten about us.
256
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Oh, Sugar Tush.
257
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I always think about you
when I'm up there.
258
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But it's not the same.
259
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Marcie...
260
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...I miss our rodeo nights.
261
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The nights when you come out in
your teddies and your batting gloves.
262
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I have been neglecting
my little Fluff Bunny.
263
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Look, Marcie,
your speeches are your career.
264
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You're making good money.
I shouldn't stand in your way.
265
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I'll just go home...
266
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,844
...and dream of you totally naked...
267
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...swarming all over me.
268
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I've got a better idea.
269
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Before I go to the college,
how about we go home...
270
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...and I give you
your own private little speech.
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Would you talk to me, Marcie?
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Talk to me.
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-Four score and seven years ago...
-Oh, yes!
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...our fathers brought forth
on this continent a new nation.
275
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Emancipate me! Set me free!
276
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Well, my body's dead...
277
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...but I suppose a detached head
could live on.
278
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...but I suppose a detached head
could live on.
279
00:21:17,771 --> 00:21:20,974
So you had Dr. Angela
reverse the procedure?
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Yes. So I can no longer
speak in public...
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...but at least
I can please my Jefferson.
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-Where is Jefferson?
-In the emergency room...
283
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...being treated for dehydration.
284
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:36,407
Yeah, I had my 15 minutes of fame
and made a lot of money...
285
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...but I guess, all things considered,
everything turned out okay.
286
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Yes, welcome back
to Dr. Angela's loser line.
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Go ahead, next caller.
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Yes, Dr. Angela.
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My name is...
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...Sal Undy.
291
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And I'm having a little...
292
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...ubble-tray with my enis-pay.
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