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-Hi, Al. How was work?
-Horrible, Peg.
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-I fell off a ladder and I hurt my--
-Well, that's nice.
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Because I want you in a good mood.
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Honey, I bought a new dress.
How do you like it?
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Well, I don't know, Peg.
I'd have to see it without you in it.
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What do you need a new dress for?
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There's nobody inside the TV
looking at you.
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Well, I bought it so I'd be ready.
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See? My horoscope says:
"Buy a new dress.
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You're about to embark on a new and
unique undertaking." Isn't that great?
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Well, the undertaking
has a kind of a nice ring to it.
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But Peg, I don't believe
in horoscopes.
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And yet you believe in a 19-year-old
in Playboy pouring honey on her tush...
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...is really interested
in saving the environment.
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I never said I believed her...
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...just that I supported her
and loved her very much.
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Let's just do your horoscope, Magoo.
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Now when's your birthday?
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It's two months after yours.
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The only difference
is that I have mine every year.
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Look, Al, you're a Cancer.
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Right back at you.
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Honey, you have
an amazing horoscope.
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It says-- Now brace yourself.
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"Good luck's a-coming."
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Oh, well, that's a-different.
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I always thought horoscopes
were a lot of hooey...
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...but after hearing
"good luck's a-coming"...
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...I realize they're based
on hard scientific data.
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Tell me, does it say
anything in there...
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...about "The wife is a-leaving"?
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"And the kids are a-with her"?
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Hey, Daddy.
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Daddy, I'm afraid I have
bad news for you.
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Well, pumpkin, that can't be.
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The horror with the scope here says,
"Good luck's a-coming."
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The health inspector's closing
the diner for two days.
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-Well, that's not so bad.
-Well, then they're tearing it down.
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Can you believe it? I'm unemployed.
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And it's all because
of those stupid raisin cookies.
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What, the raisin cookies
you were getting me free every day?
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Yeah. You know, it turns out that only
half the raisins were actually raisins.
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Well, what was the other half?
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Oh, believe me, Daddy,
you do not wanna know.
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Oh, well, I guess I'm out of a J-O-D.
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All right. Well, now I guess you won't
have enough money to move O-U-L.
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Well, not necessarily.
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One of the guys from the extermination
company that deloused me...
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...remembered me as the Verminator
and want me to be their local mascot.
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Here's the part
that's important to you.
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You're going to tell me what the
other half of those raisins were?
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I can't, Daddy. The guys from
the Atomic Energy Commission...
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...said mum's the word on this one.
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Anyway...
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...the good news is,
I'll be making more than at the diner...
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...and I'll be able to move
sooner than I thought.
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Well, I'd better get busy.
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I'm under court order
to burn this uniform.
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-Remember to take it off first, honey.
-Oh, thanks, Mom.
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All right, now won't you admit
that your horoscope is right?
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-Good luck is a-coming.
-Come on, Peg.
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Even if Kelly does leave,
Bud'll still be here.
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Having only one kid is like having
only one noose around your neck.
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Family, good news.
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I pledged a fraternity today...
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...and if I'm accepted
I'm moving to the frat house.
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Al, did you hear that?
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I can't believe it.
I'm finally gonna be a cool frat dude.
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I'll have respect. I'll have honor.
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I'll be my own man.
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Dad, can I have some money?
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I gotta go buy a tutu
with a trap door in it.
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They're gonna spank me on the corner
of 5th and Main for my initiation.
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Make me proud, son.
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Bula bula, big guy.
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-Do you realize what this means?
-Yes, Peg, I do.
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After Bud's arrested, all four of us will
have a record for indecent exposure.
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Honey, why is it so hard
for you to admit...
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...that you're having good luck?
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Peg, have you ever heard
of the Bundy curse?
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You mean that foot odor thing?
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The other curse.
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See, the minute a Bundy
starts having good luck...
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...he immediately starts to build up
an equal amount of bad luck.
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It's simple Bundy-nomics.
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For example...
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...when I was 18 and scored
four touchdowns in one game...
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...I became the greatest football
player in the history of Polk High.
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And what bad thing
happened after that?
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Like I'm the one that said,
"Al, show no ambition.
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We can live off of your income
of rocks and leaves."
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There is nothing wrong
with having good luck.
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Yes, there is. And you know what's
worse than a Bundy having good luck?
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A Bundy wearing Speedos
while having good luck?
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Good guess, Peg. No.
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A Bundy admitting
he's having good luck...
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...because that's
when the bad luck starts.
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Look, I don't care what you say.
Good luck is a-coming.
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-Peg, you won't believe this.
-I know, Al.
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A fat woman came
in the shoe store today.
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No, actually, an attractive woman
came in today.
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Nothing but attractive women
came in today.
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So, what you're trying to say
is that you had a good day?
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No! You know I can't say that.
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It was okay, that's all.
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I hit every green light.
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All the songs on the oldie station
were some of my all-time favorites.
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A cop pulled me over
and told me my taillight was out.
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Gave me his.
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But I wouldn't say it was a good day.
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Well, here's some more good news
you won't wanna hear about.
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It seems that Kelly is gonna
appear as the Verminator...
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...at Bud's homecoming rally.
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A few more gigs like this
and she will be able to move out soon.
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Yeah, well, how about Bud?
He didn't get in that fraternity, did he?
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No. Fraternities have standards
and they have traditions, you know?
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Gamma gamma sigma pi
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Gonna, gonna get some thigh
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I'm in.
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Words a male Bundy
has never uttered before.
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It's gonna be great.
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This time tomorrow I'll be into
the frat house and out of the rat house.
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-No offense.
-None taken.
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Oh, by the way, Dad.
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They made me scrub all the toilets
with a toothbrush, so I borrowed yours.
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Well, at least the part about
the toothbrush was bad luck.
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No, Peg, this is good luck.
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This is yours.
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All these good things happening,
the kids moving out.
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I'm doomed.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Are things still going well?
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I'm afraid so, pumpkin.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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I wish you would come
to the homecoming rally tonight.
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Been working on a special entrance.
I'm gonna ride this Harley up a ramp...
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...jump over a bonfire pit and then
light the flames with my exhaust.
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Kelly, just exactly how did you learn
to do stunts like this?
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In your car, ditching the police.
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00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:13,257
-How'd you learn to build a bunker?
-In bed, ditching your mom.
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Sweetheart, I really would love to go...
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...but with all this good luck
I'm afraid to leave the fort.
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Something good will happen and then
I'll be in for a fate worse than death.
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But considering I'm married to
your mother, a fate worse than life.
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Well, I'll make you
proud of me, Daddy.
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You know what the great thing is?
Career-wise? This is just a start.
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You know, like Michael Jackson
before he became Diana Ross.
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I mean, I know I'm just
a local mascot now...
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...but with a little luck I could be a
dancing fruit in somebody's underwear.
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Well, better you than Bud.
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-Go away. Go away.
-Okay.
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Yeah, that'll be the Grim Reaper.
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-Hey, Kel.
-Hi.
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-Break a leg.
-Pass a stone.
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Oh, Al. Remodeling?
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If you throw in a couple
of ears of corn and some mud...
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...you'd have a mighty fine sty.
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Jefferson, don't look now...
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...but something followed you home
from El Pollo Loco.
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I heard you've been having
a run of good luck lately.
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Too bad it hasn't extended
to the hair fairy.
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-Where's Peggy?
-Bud's leaving tonight...
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...so she's upstairs converting his
room into a tabloid reading lounge.
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I'm gonna take this camera to her.
She wants pictures of Kelly tonight.
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What happened to my camera?
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What you refer to as "your" camera
was actually our camera.
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Much as what you refer to as your
garbage can...
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...is actually our backyard.
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Plucky little gal, isn't she?
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Yeah, but she makes money.
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Anyway, I've been a little worried about
this lucky streak you've been having.
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It might wear off before I've had
a chance to take advantage.
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-Hells bells, we can't have that.
-Agreed.
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So naturally, I just happen to know
a few well-heeled rubes...
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...always in the mood
for a poker game.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
I'd better check my cash reserve.
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Well, maybe I'd better call my broker,
E.F. Nutton.
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Not to worry, Al. You are having
such a run of good luck.
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That's why Marcie and I
will be happy to stake you.
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All you have to do is not tell Marcie.
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And you and I will split the winnings.
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-But Jefferson, I'm cursed.
-Fine. We won't tell Peggy either.
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No. But it's--
It's all this good luck I'm having.
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See, if I won a big poker game
I'd be dead.
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I'm sorry, but I gotta
look out for number one here.
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No amount of money is worth my life.
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-What if we get you a big-screen TV?
-I'm in.
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Full house, cowboys over nines.
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Can you believe this guy's luck?
He ain't lost a hand all night.
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I say we shoot him.
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Shooting these days is so childish.
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I am up for a good beating though.
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00:14:39,972 --> 00:14:43,142
Jefferson, is it me or are your friends
getting a little touchy?
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Relax, Al. I know these guys.
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-They talk big but never hurt anyone.
-Good.
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-Where'd you meet them?
-Prison.
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-Hi, Peggy.
-Incoming.
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I'm ready to go.
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Jefferson D'Arcy, are you gambling?
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00:15:02,324 --> 00:15:04,726
No, honeybunch.
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I'm just having my environmental
sensitivity meeting.
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00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,388
And as a matter of fact...
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...this is our guest speaker, Dr. William
"The Weasel" Sullivan. Doc?
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Yes, ma'am.
Tonight our focus is on Oregon.
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Where the logging industry keeps
raping the old-growth forest...
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...which the endangered spotted owl
depends on for sanctuary.
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Jefferson, I'm so ashamed.
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How can I make it up to you?
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Oh, I'll survive, Marcie.
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It's the little owls I'm worried about.
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Well, I give a hoot.
Maybe this can help.
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Thanks, Marcy. I'll see that this
is put to good use.
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Oh, Peggy, come on.
These men have important work to do.
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All men do.
Too bad they aren't better at it.
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Hey, Weasel.
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I'm impressed. How'd you know
all that about the spotted owl?
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Well, we bury a lot of our guys
in the northwest.
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And we care.
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Well, I'm tapped.
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00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:30,596
Come on, guys. Let's hit the road.
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I say we hit Bundy and then the road.
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00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,726
Hey, hey, what are we,
a bunch of wimps?
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00:16:35,922 --> 00:16:40,493
No. A bunch of pissed off ex-cons
who don't like people calling us wimps.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
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Least we can do is give you
a chance to even things out.
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How you gonna do that?
You got all our money.
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00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:52,886
Yeah, but you still have
one thing left to get it back.
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Our guns?
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Okay, two things.
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I was thinking of your cars.
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00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:06,683
Jefferson, this is something you should
know. I don't own the D-O-D-G-E.
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00:17:08,175 --> 00:17:12,079
You don't need to.
Okay, boys, here's the deal.
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We'll play one hand.
All of Al's winnings...
235
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...against all of your cars.
What do you say?
236
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:24,311
Jefferson. If I lose will you
still get me my big-screen TV?
237
00:17:24,506 --> 00:17:26,675
Sure, buddy.
238
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,041
The biggest.
239
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:32,308
All right, let the game begin.
240
00:17:32,506 --> 00:17:34,808
-I'm in.
-Me too.
241
00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:42,041
Hello Kitty?
242
00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,409
Well, yeah, it looks funny.
243
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,176
But it feels really good in my pocket.
244
00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:10,783
Excuse me.
245
00:18:19,186 --> 00:18:22,122
I'm going to Disneyland!
246
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:36,999
Okay. Who needs cards?
247
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:39,133
-I'll take two.
-Two.
248
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,435
-Give me three.
-Three.
249
00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:42,669
-One.
-One.
250
00:18:42,869 --> 00:18:45,239
-And Al stands--
-Four.
251
00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:47,740
Excuse me?
252
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:51,444
I had to. I was getting that
same feeling of dread I get...
253
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,878
...when Peggy finishes
reading a romance novel.
254
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,482
Nobody gets a hand like that. I'd have
been cursed for the rest of my life.
255
00:18:57,648 --> 00:19:00,551
All ten minutes of it.
Now give me four.
256
00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:07,291
-Two pair.
-Three tens.
257
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:11,562
I got you both beat. Flush. Bundy?
258
00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:27,510
He's got four aces. I win! I win!
259
00:19:34,851 --> 00:19:37,153
Oh, God, I love you.
260
00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:41,391
I hope those are chips
in your pocket.
261
00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:49,098
Mostly.
262
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:54,269
Well, wait a second, Jefferson.
Look what happened.
263
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I won and nothing bad happened.
264
00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:57,939
Nothing.
265
00:19:58,106 --> 00:20:01,009
The curse is over.
For 40 years in the darkness...
266
00:20:01,176 --> 00:20:04,112
...finally I can lift my head up
into the light and proclaim...
267
00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:06,981
...to one and all
that Al Bundy is a winner!
268
00:20:09,983 --> 00:20:13,787
-Hands up. This is a raid.
-Of course.
269
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:15,754
All right.
270
00:20:15,921 --> 00:20:19,625
Who owns the Mercedes, the BMW
and the Porsche parked out front?
271
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,591
He does!
272
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,563
Well, we're running a make
on the plates.
273
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:31,031
I think they're all stolen.
274
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,131
I'm sure of it.
275
00:20:33,764 --> 00:20:36,867
Officer, could you do me a favor
and turn on the TV?
276
00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:39,501
-Why?
-Just a hunch.
277
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,969
Tonight our TV Ten cameras...
278
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:47,905
...caught one of the most spectacular
accidents in Chicago history.
279
00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:49,437
Here we go.
280
00:20:49,636 --> 00:20:52,205
A young girl dressed
as the Verminator...
281
00:20:52,402 --> 00:20:55,439
...was temporarily blinded
by a red-headed woman...
282
00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:58,939
...taking a flash photo of her
as she jumped over a bonfire...
283
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,204
...on a motorcycle.
284
00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:03,970
Al Bundy, this is your life.
285
00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,235
Upon landing...
286
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,403
...she crashed into a nearby
fraternity house, igniting a fire...
287
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:13,704
...which will force fraternity members
to move back home for the semester.
288
00:21:16,428 --> 00:21:20,398
No one is sure at this time
which fraternity was destroyed.
289
00:21:20,591 --> 00:21:22,593
Oh, I'm sure.
290
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:26,025
Fortunately,
the Verminator escaped injury...
291
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,120
...but since she had no insurance...
292
00:21:28,317 --> 00:21:33,188
...someone will be paying
for the damage for a long time.
293
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,344
But not with those
winnings, eh, officer?
294
00:21:36,744 --> 00:21:38,546
What winnings?
295
00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:41,349
My mistake.
296
00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:43,184
Let's go.
297
00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:47,288
Well, at least this curse is over.
I'm a free man.
298
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:49,290
Lock me up.
299
00:21:49,757 --> 00:21:53,094
And for tonight's weather.
Balmy and clear.
300
00:21:53,294 --> 00:21:55,430
A perfect Chicago night.
301
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,804
Except over one man's house.
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