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Hi, Peggy.
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We just came by to borrow
some lawn chairs.
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Jefferson's taking me to the beach.
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The beach, huh?
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Gee, I can't remember the last time
Al took me to the beach.
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Can't remember
the last time Al took me.
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-Sure as hell wasn't at the beach.
-Oh, Peggy.
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It's such a shame you didn't marry
into your own species.
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Vertebrates love to go places
with their wives.
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-Take Jefferson.
-Like you wouldn't want him back.
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For example, I meant.
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In the book that I got him,
The Woman Is Always Right...
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...Jefferson has learned the ABC's
of any good marriage are--
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Appreciation, balance
and consideration.
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Well, you know, Al believes
in the ABC's of a good marriage too.
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Only his are air conditioning, beer...
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...and "Could you shut up so I can
enjoy my air conditioning and beer?"
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Come on, Marcie,
your stuff's in the garage.
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Al, how come you never take me
to the beach?
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What's the point?
You'd just find your way back.
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I really wish
you two were coming with us.
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I hate seeing Al shirtless
as much as anyone...
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...but there's no better way
to keep the flies off the food.
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On the bright side,
there's no lifeguard...
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...that would give her
mouth-to-beak resuscitation.
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Hey, guess what happened to me today
at the shoe store.
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A cop came in,
gave you a ticket for loitering?
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So no friends at all
are enough for you now?
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-I'm sorry, Al. Go ahead.
-Okay.
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Jefferson, was there ever a girl
in your life...
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...that you were so nuts about, so crazy
for, so unbelievably in love with...
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...that you would do anything
she asked you?
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Yes, Marcie.
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Really?
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Yep. Marcie McGuire,
my third grade teacher.
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I remember she used to wear
this certain skirt...
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...and sometimes if there was a lot
of static electricity in the air it would--
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Jefferson, this is my story.
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What would it do?
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Cling to her bottom.
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Anyway, there I was
in the shoe store...
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...and guess who I heard from?
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Mary Ellen Listfield.
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My Marcie McGuire.
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You should've seen her.
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She was the most beautiful girl in
the neighborhood. I was so in love.
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So...
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...did you do her?
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You're a toad,
you know that, Jefferson?
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Why would I say I was in love with her
if I ever had sex with her?
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Good point, Al. You're right.
So go ahead. What happened?
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Well, she went off to college...
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...but before she went I told her
if she ever needed anything to call.
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-And today she did.
-So now you're gonna do her.
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My doing days are over, Jefferson.
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I'm done.
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But get this.
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She's back in the neighborhood
running her father's old soda shop.
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Now, a few kids in the neighborhood
are giving her a bad time.
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So I'm gonna go
straighten things out.
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-What're you gonna tell Peggy?
-Same thing I've told her my whole life.
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That what I do
is none of her damn business!
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Al, Al, Al.
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Have you ever read the book:
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The Man Is Always Right?
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No. Wife wouldn't let me.
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Well, in the chapter titled,
"My God, Is She Still Here?"...
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...it states that the longer
a couple has been married...
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...the less likely a man
can hide anything from his wife.
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There hasn't been a woman made yet
smart enough to read Al Bundy.
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Hi, Peg.
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What're you hiding?
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-I was at the shoe store today when--
-When, when...
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...when he realized
that he hasn't taken you...
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...on that second honeymoon
that you've always dreamed of.
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And now he is.
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-Now I am?
-Oh, Al, you are?
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-You really do care.
-But Peg, I don't. I swear that I don't.
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I gotta go tell Marcie.
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Okay, I know what you're thinking.
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Then why aren't you
crossing your legs?
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Look, Al, don't you get it?
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Now she can't suspect anything.
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All you do is you just go get
a hotel near the old neighborhood...
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...and after you take care of business,
then you can go take care of business.
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But that means
I have to sex with my wife.
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Hey. Sometimes if you wanna win
the war you have to burn the village.
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Al, this is so exciting.
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Look at this room.
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Look at this bed.
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And it's even made.
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Our second honeymoon.
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Just you and me together
for the whole weekend.
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Gee, Al, I wish
you could feel my heart.
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I wish I could feel your throat.
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But enough foreplay.
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This is our honeymoon and I say we
shouldn't waste another minute of it.
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Oh, baby.
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Well, I haven't seen you like this
since Ginger week on Gilligan's Island.
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So, what'd you have in mind?
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First we get out of these clothes...
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...and then start things off
with a good, long, hard nap.
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-Nap?
-Yes, Peg. Just you and me.
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-Or better yet, just you.
-But, Al, I wanted to fool around.
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Oh, Peg, that'd be just like
our first honeymoon.
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Well, not if we fool around together.
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-Just a quickie, Al.
-Peg.
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Please, just a quickie. I promise.
And then I'll go right to sleep.
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Oh, all right.
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But make it quick
because I'm not in the mood--
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-Hey, buddy, can you help me out?
-No, sorry, I already gave at the wife.
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I'm here to see Mary Ellen.
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Oh, she's upstairs.
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-Hey, aren't you Al Bundy?
-Himself.
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-How'd you know?
-Everybody knows you, Mr. Bundy.
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That's the thing about coming home,
they never forget you.
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Say, little girl, you look familiar.
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You wouldn't happen to be
Mary Ellen's daughter, by any chance?
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Me? No. I'm Jackie, her niece.
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Yes! I knew it.
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My dream girl's still untouched.
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All Aunt Mary's kids are grown.
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Oh, well, what did you expect...
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...the same little virgin
you used to walk to school?
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So someone else touched her,
what difference does it make?
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Damn slut.
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-Hi, Al.
-Oh, Mary Ellen.
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Well, you don't look like a slut at all.
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Thanks, Al.
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You're not exactly
a sack of road apples yourself.
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Well, I try to keep in shape.
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-It's been a long time, Al.
-Yeah, it sure has.
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Hey, congratulations. Jackie tells me
you had some sex. I mean, some kids.
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Yeah. Three, actually. How about you?
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No sex. Two kids.
Three dollars. Not on me.
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Oh, but listen. I gotta be honest.
I can't stay long.
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The wife thinks I'm in the bathroom,
so I can only stay a couple of hours.
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00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:18,785
Hey, you wanna tell me about
those kids who've been hassling you?
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00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:24,622
Well, the main one's name is Ray Ray
and he's not a bad kid, actually.
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In a lot of ways he reminds me
of the way you were.
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I don't wanna get him in trouble,
Al, I just figured...
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...with you guys
being so similar that--
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Here he comes.
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What, this little punk?
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What's so similar about us?
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Hey, give me a couple
of steak and egg sandwiches, huh?
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In my day, when two people were
talking, a man would wait his turn.
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Yeah, well, in your day
there only were two people.
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Now give me a couple
of steak and egg sandwiches.
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You never paid for the ones
you had last night.
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That's why I said "Give me."
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Do I know you, man?
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Ever hear of Al Bundy?
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Polk High. All City.
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Four touchdowns in one game.
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-No.
-Hey, wait a minute, Ray Ray.
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It's that bad check guy.
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Oh, yeah. Al Bundy.
Hey, what is up, Al?
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I was king of these streets before
you were the gleam in the eyes...
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...of a couple of strangers
at an Eagles concert.
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And that lady you've been picking on
is a friend of mine.
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So as the former king of the streets
to a pretender to the throne...
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...we can handle this two ways:
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Either in here like gentlemen...
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...or out there like Ren and Stimpy.
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The choice is up to you.
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Begging your highnesses pardon,
but if I may suggest a third option.
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Al, are you okay?
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You've been in there
for almost two hours.
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Do you need any...
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...help?
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Nope. I'm fine.
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Just savoring the moment.
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-Al, what happened?
-Cut myself shaving.
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Hey, Peg...
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...I was king of the streets once,
wasn't I?
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Of course you were king
of the streets once, honey.
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You and your boys. You remember.
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Crazy Andy Goozick.
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Pete "The Beat" Rombalo.
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Tony "The Tongue" McCullough.
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Wait a second, Peg.
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I never knew anyone named
Tony the Tongue.
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Well, I guess he must have been
one of my boys.
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Yeah, my boys.
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That's what I need. My boys.
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Oh, no, you don't, Al.
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-You can do this all by yourself.
-Do what, Peg?
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Yo, Ray Ray.
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Okay, punk.
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-You okay, Skippy?
-Yeah, I'm all right.
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Good.
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What, do you got doughnuts
in that thing?
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We walked from the car, okay?
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As I was saying...
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...now that the odds
are a little fairer...
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...let's re-examine your options.
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What, are we supposed to be scared?
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00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:05,477
Well, let me tell you something
about the king and his court.
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Well, this certainly sucks.
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But it's no time to panic.
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If you're still the king
just say what a king would say.
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Can't we all just get along?
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Oh, please let her be asleep.
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Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.
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Thank you.
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Al.
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Peg...
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...can't we all just get along?
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Well, well, well.
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Kud. Belly.
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What are you four doing here?
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Daddy, we know what you've
been doing. It's all over town.
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That I've been having sex
with my wife? No, I'm ruined.
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Not that, eggplant.
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We're talking about fighting
in the street with Ray Ray's boys.
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Daddy, this is Chicago. 1990's.
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This is not some gunfight
at the "Okey" Corral.
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O.K.
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Yeah, I'm all right,
I'm just a little pissed.
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Now, kids,
I appreciate your concern...
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...but I have given my word
to a very dear old friend.
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And as soon as I can remember
her name and where she lives...
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...I'm going back there.
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Have I gone yet?
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-No, Dad.
-Well, then give me a push.
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Now help me up.
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00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:39,707
Now help me up.
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Yo, Ray.
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What is it with you, Bundy?
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You still not getting enough curb
in your diet?
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I mean, we knock you around,
you come back.
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Why? Why do you do it?
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For the same reason
men climb mountains...
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...or sail across the sea alone.
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For the only reason that a rational man
would do an irrational thing like this.
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Pride.
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No. Women.
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I'm a moron, Ray Ray.
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00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:22,551
We're all morons.
That's what comes from being a man.
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From the first little worm
they dare us to eat...
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...to the last big shovelful of snow
they convince us we can move.
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00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:31,751
We're nothing more to women...
244
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,720
...than an amusement park ride
with life insurance.
245
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:42,387
Why else would we do
the idiotic things that we do?
246
00:19:42,585 --> 00:19:44,053
For example:
247
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,788
-You ski?
-No.
248
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,690
Well, you will someday if a girl
wants you to. We all will.
249
00:19:50,854 --> 00:19:52,789
We'd hurdle down
that mountain so fast...
250
00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:55,290
...that the crack of our bodies
hitting the tree...
251
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:59,292
...wouldn't even resonate before
we'd pounce up and say, "I'm okay."
252
00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:01,324
They know we're not okay.
253
00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:03,558
Even if they missed
that pair of squirrels...
254
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,992
...running away
with our hacky sacks...
255
00:20:06,191 --> 00:20:10,161
...one glance at the color of the snow
would hint there might be some trauma.
256
00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:15,328
We've all been to a weight room when
a girl walks by and said to ourselves:
257
00:20:15,492 --> 00:20:20,163
"Gee, I think I'll start today's warm-up
bench press with oh, nine tons."
258
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,395
So you see, Ray Ray...
259
00:20:22,594 --> 00:20:24,363
...as long as there's women...
260
00:20:24,561 --> 00:20:27,931
...there'll be men around
doing stupid things to impress them.
261
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,763
That's why I'm here.
262
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,764
That's why you're here.
263
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,664
That's why they're here.
264
00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:37,533
Now, someday you may evolve
beyond this...
265
00:20:37,731 --> 00:20:39,666
...but it's too late for me.
266
00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:45,269
I'm too old, too married
and lost far too many hacky sacks.
267
00:20:49,566 --> 00:20:51,167
So...
268
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,703
...it's either I split
so you look cool in front of your girl.
269
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:59,505
Or you look cool in front of yours
and kill me.
270
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,538
Let's rock.
271
00:21:35,175 --> 00:21:37,077
I owe you a lot of thanks.
272
00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:40,145
If you were telling the truth
about the reason you did this...
273
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:43,580
...I guess I owe you an apology too.
274
00:21:43,777 --> 00:21:46,113
What for? For being a woman?
275
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,312
Accepted.
276
00:21:48,511 --> 00:21:50,513
Hey, Mary Ellen,
let me ask you something.
277
00:21:50,712 --> 00:21:52,414
If I wasn't married...
278
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:55,014
...and I did what I did for you...
279
00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:57,382
...would I get to nail you?
280
00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:02,815
No.
281
00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:05,783
Then it was all worth it.
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