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Okay, I'm going to work.

Okay.

You gonna call a plumber finally?

The toilet's backed up, the shower's leaking, it's been a week.

What? What are you talking about?

The plumber. Call the plumber.

Okay, I have a busy day.

Busy...

I got to get my nails done.

I have a spa day, and I'm hanging out with the girls today. It's really,

busy. Okay, cool. I don't want to hear it. Look, call a plumber, please, before

I get home.

Okay.

Love you.

Love you, too.

This

way.

What seems to be the problem, ma 'am?

Uh -huh.

not working and the shower is leaking.

Total's not working and the shower is leaking, huh? Yeah. Maybe you can fix

Yeah. I know I can fix it.

Let me just check out a couple things here.

Okay.

First.

Step one.

We're good.

Yeah. Push it.

We're real good, right?

Wow.

That's a...

Oh,

yeah, babe.

Probably the fitting in the

tight places.

Oh, yeah.

When I can, of course.

My leverage there. Yeah, it looks like your valve's a little tight there.

Oh, yeah, and a little cracked.

Yeah.

I can get a little paint.

What? I can easily fix that for you. No problem. Just get a little lubrication

on it.

I mean, you know, get a little wet.

Sometimes you gotta use two hands on that bad boy.

You must be really strong.

Alright.

Should be about done.

There we go.

Voila.

All done.

Wow, you're amazing. So handy.

Appreciate that.

Now, take a look at that shower.

You said there was a leak? Yeah, kind of leaking on the bottom,

too. Yeah.

Kind of everywhere.

You might want to check below as well.

Oh, yeah.

Lou is coming a little loose.

You know, some of the stuff... Yeah, you know, I came in here to do the plumbing

job, but some of the stuff I have to go to my shop for. Some of the stuff's in

the truck.

You can fix it though, right?

Oh, yeah, man.

I can fix anything.

I think you can.

Yeah.

That's a manly man.

You work out.

You know, sometimes I, you know, get the job done with...

Weighted exercises, but... Do you mind if I touch your muscle? Maybe you can

flex for me?

Uh, yeah. Your body is so pink.

Turn towards me.

Your muscles are so hard.

I wonder what else is hard.

Very hard.

Aren't you married?

I've been living at home now for like five and he works only in Central City.

have plenty of time.

You think you can fit me into your schedule?

Um, I mean, I don't have to be in Glendale until two, so yeah, I can.

Yeah, a guy with a big wrench usually has other big tools too.

Wow.

Big wrench, big pipe.

I mean, they were eating out all the time.

Just the lubrication I need is right there.

Fuck. Okay, I'm going to lubricate him.

Oh my God, yes you are.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're just dripping. I love it.

Thank you.

I teased my pussy here.

right there yeah and right where your hands yeah perfect just like that

yeah

Slide it in and out.

Just like that.

That's the pilot right there.

Oh,

shit.

Just like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

fuck.

Yeah, that's right there.

Yes, yes.

I'm so fucking... Fuck, oh, my God, yes.

Spit that out for me? Yeah.

Yeah, push the fucking air out of my foot, dude.

Man, get crazy. I can't believe it.

Yeah, push the fucking air out of my mouth.

You can do that. I like that. Congrats.

oh my god that feels like really good

told you to hire a plumber, not fuck the plumber!

I... I did hire a plumber.

Bro, I... Get the fuck out of here!

Thought I was hurt to do a job, sorry.

Um... He fixed the toilet.

The fucking toilet?! And he's coming back for the shower.

Give me shit about the toilet!