All language subtitles for LA Law s07e05 My Friend Flicker

Previously on L .A. Law. May have been a
babe in the woods when I was thrown in

here, but when I'm released, watch out.
I will not go quietly.

Of course, until you've been in the
inside.

You can't understand.

What saw you through the darkest moment?

Soap and a rope.

Thank you.

It's just back issue of the journal.

You mean those flowers weren't from you?

No. Oh, God, I don't...

Don't be... No, I know. I shouldn't
have... Please.

Do you want a raise? I can speak with
Douglas.

Arnie, I want to have a baby.

Rox, I don't know.

I mean... Not with you?

He's gonna get hit.

Stuart!

Be careful!

Ann, he's mine. No, Stuart. Ann, I saved
him all by myself.

Stuart, please. We'll talk about it when
we get home. No, not without Lincoln.

He'll be fine.

No! Stuart, we're going home now. I'm
not going home! I'm not going home! I'm

not going home! I'm not going home!

Stuart!

Morning,

Stuart. How's it going with Lincoln?

Not so good. Ann's allergic.

Matty's afraid I'm out of luck. I'm
going to have to give him back. Give him

back? To do it? He's your dog.

Was my dog.

Oh, you're the one who found Lincoln and
brought him to the office. Yeah, but

you brought him to my house.

Let's not get contentious.

Contentious? I was trying to be nice.

Get off there!

Oh, you see? See how good he listens?

That's not the point. I don't care if
he's Ren Tintin.

Lincoln! See? What a good dog. Stuart,
I'm not buying.

So stop selling it.

The last thing I need in my life right
now is a dog.

Oh, no.

Oh, damn it! Lincoln!

He may not look it, but he's gonna make
a great watchdog. You two aren't

listening. Shall we get started?
Jonathan, I'm afraid that keeping

out of the question. He's gonna make a
constant companion for you. People,

please, settle this later.

First, some internal business. After
careful consideration, Roxanne has

to step down as office manager.

What? Are you leaving?

No. No, it's just that, um... Oh, well,
my life, uh... What I'm trying to

say... This was a personal decision for
Roxanne, the...

nature of which I'm not at liberty to
discuss.

Suffice it to say, she's working for me
again.

A remarkable feat, considering not long
ago you two were falling through the

ceiling together.

I'm going to miss working for you,
Douglas.

On to the business that pays the bills.

Calvin versus Susan Bidwell in the
California Coalition for the Deaf. I'm a

member of the board of the coalition, as
some of you know.

Suzanne Bidwell is president and a
friend. Coalition policy favors hiring

promoting deaf employees.

I'm defending against an anti
-discrimination suit, pro bono. Hardly

unreasonable, given the nature of the
group. Yes. Well, one hearing employee,

denied advancement, has taken exception.

Must feel good going back to court.

I'll let you know. As much as it pains
me to lose billable hours, Leland, I

applaud your commitment.

Next, Elaine versus Flickr, and you
thought you'd never practice

law? Handling Ben Flickr's daughter's
divorce isn't what I had in mind. Arnie,

the Ben Flickr.

Who's that?

Oh, you must remember.

Six guns, five bullets.

Slow down, sundown.

I don't remember. I cry every time I see
Lonely Spurs and Saddles. Was he an

actor? Every Sunday, my father would
take me to Nate and Al's. There was

dressed to the nines, holding court,
enjoying his whitefish, even during the

days of the Hollywood blacklist. The
director? Flickr really stood up to Joe

McCarthy? Well, actually, he sang like a
canary, but he was right at the center.

Still is, running Worldwide Studios.

Will somebody please tell me who the
hell has been Flickr?

He's a movie producer.

Old time. Very successful.

Although some people think his star is
fading.

Thank you very much.

You can all relax. I just wanted an
answer. I'm not going to throw a chair

through the window or anything.

Move along, Douglas.

Tesla versus Belkin Pharmaceuticals. He
was highly recommended.

I can't wait to meet him.

Okay, bye.

Well? Well?

What was that about?

My new hairdresser.

I'm getting a handnet. Oh, I thought it
was of seminal importance.

Finding someone to bother your child.

Arnie, three things. First, nobody
around here is supposed to know about

except you.

What, wasn't I discreet in the staff
meeting? Second, you're acting like some

misguided mother -in -law.

Are you implying that I'm nosy? And
third, you're going to be late for your

lunch with Flickr. On my way.

Do you want me to get you the IQs of
every bachelor in the California bar?

Barney. Rox, I just want what's best for
you. I know, but this is a big

decision. I'm going to have to make it
myself.

You'll tell me when you pick the guy,
right?

Oh.

I understand. I really do. You must
follow your own internal impulses.

Feng Liu, Rox.

Feng Liu, too.

It means blow with the wind.

You better flow yourself.

Ben Flicker doesn't like to be kept
waiting.

How do I look? Like a high -powered
entertainment lawyer.

In your lips.

Good morning.

When I plug this in, the thing just went
kaflooey. You mean kablooey.

Benny, just find me another cassette
recorder as soon as you can.

Yes, sir. I'll load one today. I'm ready
to write my book. I intend to stripe

while the iron is hot.

Okay. Lincoln's a great dog.

Not the right time. Daniel, Daniel,
every kid needs a stray dog. Not until

Lucy's potty trained. It goes for
Lincoln, too.

Some paper, some kibble. How hard can it
be? You're going to find out.

I'll take her, Mr. Morales.

Here you go.

We'll grab her bottle.

Fresh pot?

I put it myself.

Listen, about the other night when you
kissed me. You kissed me?

Yeah.

I just want to let you know. Look, it
didn't mean a thing.

Good, F.

Name? Becker, Arnold Becker. Here to
see?

Ben Flicker.

Ever heard of him?

You must be very important.

You probably know that Mr. Flicker hates
to be kept waiting.

Yes, I do.

Gee, don't seem to have your drive on.
Come on, you gotta... Pull over there

we'll call Mr.

Flicker's assistant and see what she can
do. Fine.

I've spoken to Rita on the phone dozens
of times.

Me too.

I'm her son.

I was

Suzanne's

interpreter when the California
Coalition for the Deaf was founded 12

What do you do today?

I'm fundraising coordinator for the
coalition.

You like your job?

I did. Until Suzanne created a vice
presidential position above me.

and hired someone less qualified to fill
the spot.

You know why Ms. Bidwell hired this
person and not you?

Yes. She said, because he's deaf.

Were you surprised that this applicant
received preferential treatment? Not

really. About two years ago, Suzanne
began instituting policies favoring deaf

employees. She developed a more
separatist attitude.

And you feel you've suffered because of
this? Absolutely. According to Suzanne,

I'm not executive material because I
have two good ears.

If her employment decisions were based
on merit, I'd have the job I deserve.

Thank you. Nothing further.

Mr. Calvin, doesn't the job to which you
aspired require public appearances,

face -to -face meetings with potential
donors in the non -hearing constituency?

Yes, in part. So image is an important
aspect of that job.

Suzanne presents a formidable image as a
capable deaf person. There's no need

for all of her executives to be deaf as
well. Besides, at least half the job is

administrative. Making decisions on deaf
issues?

Yes. Do you believe you have a full
appreciation and awareness of what it's

to be unable to hear?

I've spent most of my life working with
the deaf or hearing impaired.

My younger brother is deaf.

I'd say my level of awareness... is very
high. Would you agree that a deaf

person has an even higher level of
awareness?

Of what it's like to be unable to hear?
Sure.

But I don't... Sir, earlier you
mentioned that you and Miss Bidwell

on how the deaf and hearing community
should interface, that she had adopted a

more separatist attitude.

Suzanne's militant posture has turned
off a lot of people. Which, my

understanding, since Miss Bidwell became
more outspoken, donations have risen

nearly 40%. That's due as much to my
efforts as hers.

So, you get all the credit.

And Suzanne Bidwell gets only the blame.
I'm the one being wronged, not her.

That's an interesting perspective, Mr.
Calvin.

That's all, Your Honor.

I have you right here, table for three.
Thanks.

Excuse me, I'm meeting Ben Flicker. You
are late. Yeah, yeah.

Follow me.

I'll be with you in a moment.

I'm sorry.

I love the script.

You're always on my mind.

Mr. Flicker. Back in.

Sorry I'm late. Stop with the excuses.
Sit, sit, sit. Oh, this is some studio

you have here. Certainly no shortage of
beautiful women.

For a woman to be a movie star, she's
got to be beautiful.

And strippable, understand?

For a woman to be pretty much anything,
she has to be strippable. Hey, no dirty

talk. Oh, sorry.

So let me ask, what do you think about
all these movies where the girls keep

taking off their clothes?

Well, you know what they say, the
sexiest part of the human body is the

imagination. Really?

What's hot is all up here. Good for you,
Becker. I'm glad you enjoy a woman's

mind. Me?

I like big boobies.

Yeah.

He's here?

Um, send him in. Don't call Stewart.

Detective Fowler, I'm surprised to see
you. I was in the neighborhood, thought

I'd take a chance.

Please.

Possible for your husband to join us?

No, he's busy.

Can I help?

Last night there was a gang disturbance
in South Central. We arrested two men we

believe attacked your husband.

A search of their apartments turned up
some credit cards and this.

That's our wedding picture.

Stuart carried it in his wallet.

We need your husband to identify these
men in a lineup.

Today? We've only got them locked up for
72 hours unless the DA files charges.

Are you sure that these are the men that
beat my husband?

No, ma 'am. That's why we need Mr.
Markowitz to ID them. Go a long way to

putting together a case. The last time
you showed Stuart photographs, he didn't

recognize anybody.

Maybe we'll have better luck this time.
It's our only hope for the moment.

Have your husband call me as soon as he
can. Otherwise, these two go free.

No. These bastards have to be
prosecuted.

We'll be there.

Back then, a marriage vow wasn't bucket.

I was with my Ellen for 21 years.

Unusual name, my Ellen.

Used to be Mary Ellen, till Ben Gurion
was our house guest in 58.

Which reminds me... Just a minute with
the D -I -V -A, you know the rest.

Rico! Si, senor Ben.

Don't sneak up on me like that, is it?

Grant. No, no, no, thank you. Trust me,
after noshing in this commissary, these

bubbles are just a ticket.

The way I see it, under California
law... That's fine.

Since Francine supported Brett, he's
entitled to continued support in the

to which he's become accustomed.

Boy. Of course, just because something
was written in stone doesn't mean we

can't do a little sandblasting.

Metaphor. I like that. Ever think of
becoming a writer?

Never. Good.

They're a pain in the tuchus. We might
be able to convince a jury that Brett,

aspiring actor, married Francine solely
to get on the good side of one of

Hollywood's most powerful men.

Of course that guy married her to get to
me, which is not to be construed that I

don't think my Francie is wonderful or
all goyim a treif. Let me ask you

something. Did...

Did Brett ever profess his love for your
daughter? Was there some pretense?

Listen, Becker, how would I know? Talk
with Francie. Only at all costs, keep

this out of court.

It's bad for the Jews.

Excuse me? When President Kennedy was
assassinated, may he rest in peace.

My first thought was, what a tragedy.

My second thought was, please let the
assassin be a Gentile.

By the way, what kind of name is Becker?

He's gorgeous.

Yeah, like her dad.

He's a hard read. Always puts me off
balance. So serious.

Not with Lucy. Always so playful and
gentle.

He's a wonderful father.

Do you ever think about having a baby?

Once.

I dated this teacher's assistant in
college. Strong, smart, tall, perfect

What happened?

I realized that perfect teeth weren't
the only criterion for fatherhood.

Roxanne, any idea where you... Any idea
where you put last month's accounts

receivable? Outside your office, file
cabinet, lower drawer, right -hand side.

Where? I'll get it.

Men are so helpless.

No, that's why when I do have a baby,
it's gonna be a little cute.

It's gonna be a little cute.

Hi, stranger.

Hey, Roxanne.

What's the occasion?

I'm meeting with Daniel about the
Purcell brothers.

You know, those two chuckleheads who
sushi'd their parents with samurai

Aren't they in prison? Yeah. Daniel lost
this one. But now the executor of the

Purcell estate wants to auction off the
murder weapons.

I want to try and stop it.

Oh, careful.

We wouldn't install the speed bump.

Lincoln's looking for a home.

These days?

Who is it?

Francie? Hello?

Johnny Becker?

Sorry.

I thought you were Brett.

You expecting him?

He's coming by to pick up some stuff.

Wow. This is, uh... This is some kind of
a place you have here.

I need it for my work.

I'm a sculptor.

Is this one of your pieces?

I just started it.

What are you making?

Who knows?

I haven't felt very inspired lately.

Yeah, I can understand.

Francie!

Francie!

Who are you?

Who are you? I asked you first.

I'm Francie's attorney.

Let's really torque the old man he's got
to pay me off.

I'm Francie's lawyer, not Mr. Flickers.

Yeah, right. And I'm Tom Cruise.

Yeah, Francie's capable of making her
own decisions.

Obviously, you don't know her.

Because if you did, you'd understand how
easy it is to fall out of love with

Francie. Hey, Mr. Lane, why don't you
save this performance for the courtroom?

Tell my soon -to -be ex that I stopped
by.

And be sure to mention how much I love
what she's done with that slab of

It's only been that way for two months.

Francie?

Mr. Becker, can we please do this
tomorrow?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'll be contacting you on Monday.

Thanks very much for coming in.

Ann? Ann, I just got a call from
Detective Fowler. I can't believe you

tell me about this. Not here.

Not here. We'll talk about it another
time. Not here.

Stuart certainly changed.

Who would be the same after what he
suffered through?

The riots affected us all.

Douglas, you may think you're a
different person, but you're not. I

And you realize just how wrong you are
when you read my book.

Can I wait and see the movie?

right to say yes, not without asking me
about it.

Come in.

About what I said. Me first.

I wasn't being honest earlier.

Your kiss brought out the Cinderella in
me.

Although I identify more with Snow
White, which isn't to say I'm a virgin.

I didn't send it.

You didn't?

No.

Have I traveled far for this?

Just to part with but one kiss.

Lovely couplet.

It's not mine.

Oh, I knew that.

I... I...

Ms. Bidwell, please tell the court why
you made the decision not to promote Tom

Calvin to the position of vice
president.

Because Tom Calvin is not deaf.

You're stating that being deaf is one of
the requirements for the job? Yes.

A hearing person could do that job, but
not as effectively.

Allocating funds, establishing
priorities, a vice president makes

directly affect the deaf community.

Decisions... that would be better made
by someone who understands what it is to

be deaf.

Tom Calvin certainly put in his time at
the coalition.

I respect what Tom accomplished, but to
put a hearing person in that leadership

position for deaf advocacy would be the
same as having a man heading the

National Organization of Women.

Isn't your policy discriminatory?

Our policies don't even begin to level
the playing field.

And what's more, if we put a hearing
person in that job, it would perpetuate

very stereotype that the coalition
fights against, that deaf people are not

capable. Thank you, Ms. Bidwell.

No further questions.

Ms. Bidwell, would you say that there
are many people within the deaf

that consider your views extreme?

Some would, but most would not.

Three years ago, you wrote an editorial
in the Los Angeles Times.

attacking your own parents because they
never learned sign language. Objection.

Relevance? Goes to Miss Bidwell's
personal bias, Your Honor. I'll allow

also promoted the concept that deaf
children shouldn't be taught to speak,

correct? No.

I said that they should not be forced to
do anything against their natural

inclination. Wouldn't you agree that
your separatist approach has alienated

members of your own coalition?

No. Well, is it true that Tom Calvin...
refused to go along with your

increasingly radical and separatist
agenda.

Yes. And your reason for refusing to
promote him is, in fact, because you two

often disagreed. My hiring policies are
in the best interest of the coalition.

I see. And were you acting in the best
interest of the coalition when you

misallocated funds for your political
agenda? Objection!

Assuming facts not in evidence,
irrelevant, prejudicial. We have

Honor, showing Ms. Bidwell's financial
abuses are... Your Honor, objection!

Counsel my chambers.

To pull that stunt in front of a jury is
more than prejudicial. It's outrageous.

Mr. McKenzie, I'll take it from here.

Mr. Moran, are you under the delusion
that this is a criminal fraud trial?

Your Honor, I am merely trying to
demonstrate that Miss Bidwell is out of

control and that her bias against my
client is one more example.

You have a story to tell, Mr. Calvin,
briefly?

I was present at a meeting between
Suzanne and a California Coalition for

Deaf accountant at which she... Your
Honor.

He was my interpreter, and he's
ethically bound to keep that

private. Professional ethics are one
thing, but there's no law against Mr.

Calvin disclosing this information if he
so chooses.

Suzanne transferred $70 ,000 of
Coalition money into a personal expense

And you've waited all this time to
reveal this information?

I didn't want to hurt the Coalition or
Suzanne.

You've left me no choice.

Where is this damning evidence?

We have no documentation as yet, Your
Honor. Forget it. This entire line of

questioning is irrelevant and
prejudicial. Now, if you think a crime

committed, file charges.

But I'm not opening that bag of snakes.

Your Honor, the fact that this was
raised before the jury requires I

mistrial. Denied. We're not starting
that drill over.

I'll instruct the jury to disregard.

We'll recess until tomorrow. That's it.

I didn't steal any money you have to
believe me

Tom Calvin leveled a serious charge
against you.

Before we go into court, as your lawyer
and your friend, I need to ask, is there

anything to it?

It's inadmissible, so what difference
does it make?

If prosecuted, embezzlement could change
your life considerably. Not to mention

the impact this revelation would have on
the coalition.

The money was used to lobby against
child abuse.

Oh, Suzanne.

You asked the board for those funds. We
voted you down.

What does the board know?

Many hearing parents of deaf children
never bothered to learn sign language.

They robbed their children of the right
to communicate.

That's abusive.

You run a non -profit organization. You
cannot use its funds to finance your own

agenda. Who are you to tell me how to
run the coalition?

You still haven't bothered learning how
to sign.

I'm sorry if I don't fit your image of
the ideal deaf woman.

Brave, deferential, and nobly accepting
her lot. Being deaf entitles you to turn

your back on your friends?

To lie?

Steal? You'll never understand. If Tom
Pelvin goes public with his accusations,

your entire life's work will be in
jeopardy. I suggest we seek an

with him, which would include...

You're resigning from the coalition.

Like hell.

That's implying that I've done something
wrong.

As a coalition board member, I have a
duty to disclose knowledge of financial

impropriety. This entire conversation is
privileged.

By law.

It's true.

And seeing that you've placed me in this
ethical dilemma, I'm withdrawing from

this case and resigning from the
coalition board.

You can't do that.

Oh, yeah. Yes, I can.

What kind of message will that send to
the board, to the contributors?

Exactly what I want them to know, that
something is seriously wrong with the

you're running the coalition.

And if you don't recognize that, you're
not the person I once knew.

Some girl, isn't she?

Determined to be an artist, you know.

Yeah, you see? She made that.

Interesting. What's it called?

About four years of Sarah Lawrence down
the crapper.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sorry, Mr. Flicker.

Oh, look, gangster. There you like it.

Cut, cut.

Hiya, man.

Oh, you see that soundstage?

That's where I told Betty Davis you were
too homely to be a star.

What'd she say?

Nothing. She spit on me.

The 40s must have been a good time in
Hollywood.

Yeah, good time, great time.

To be young and important.

Believe me, this is no town to be my
age.

Unless you're me.

Sorry. Have your meeting with Francie.
I'm late for my internist, Horowitz.

Annual physical, not a pretty picture.

All right, buh -bye.

Love, my girl.

Sorry about yesterday.

Where'd we leave off?

Well, the problem is, I see it. Brett is
holding all the cards, which puts us at

a distinctive advantage.

You want me to dig up some dirt?

Ooh, sharp girl. Any reason to suspect
Brett has assets of his own? No.

Hidden bank accounts? Uh -uh.

Other sources of income?

Nope.

Did Brett ever see other women? Oh,
yeah.

A few months ago, I ran into him in
Cabo.

He's one of those girls from Twin Peaks.

Not the dead one.

Really?

I was there with this special effects
guy. What a mistake.

All smoke and mirrors.

You know, Francie, helping you with this
divorce is helping you take your life

back. Stop letting people use you. Fight
for what's yours.

You're cute.

Tommy,

do you know anything about Doth?

Bites or floppies?

Thank you.

Well, how's the Purcell case?

Oh, so far, so good. At least Morales
and I are lined up on this about making

profit off murder weapons. Do you know
Jack Ruby's gun sold for almost a

of a million? Now everyone's on the
bandwagon. Is selling the swords against

law? No, but that doesn't mean I have to
turn my back.

You still have your ethics.

At least for today.

Tommy.

Did you hear it from Zoe? Not a word,
but I take that as a sign she's doing

fine.

You still can't find a home for this
pooch? Nah, stop looking.

I'm thrilled for both of you. You'll
learn a trick. Watch.

Bang! Lincoln, you're dead.

Sick semper terrenis.

Whenever they fix the window, you're
broke.

Tomorrow.

Roxanne says you're mad because you
can't remember things.

When you threw that chair, you scared
me. Yeah, I scared a lot of people, I

think.

Even myself.

Well, when I'm scared, it usually helps
when I talk to somebody. You want to

talk to me?

Thanks, Bayard.

Some other time, okay?

Enter.

Ah, Benny.

Good, good.

Mr. Bregman, how do you know when you
lose a friend?

Is this a riddle?

No.

No, it's a... that... I don't think
Stuart likes me anymore.

Nonsense, Benny.

People with a lot on their mind often
treat others rudely.

Huh.

What are you waiting for, a tip?

No.

Chapter one.

We'd better make this quick, Leland. The
judge has a tight calendar.

What's the offer?

California Coalition for the Deaf
Employment Policy remains the same.

Deaf applicants will be given
preference.

However, in light of Mr. Calvin's tenure
and experience, he will be promoted to

co -vice president.

How would that work?

You would handle the administrative and
management duties while your deaf

counterpart would focus on public
relations.

What about salary?

Equal salary.

The offer is contingent upon a written
agreement that Mr. Calvin make no public

statements regarding Ms. Bidwell, the
coalition, or its finances.

What about office?

Can we get beyond this?

It doesn't matter.

I'm resigning from the coalition.

Well, do we proceed?

Let's draw up an agreement.

Deal.

See you, Hunt.

There was a television series.

I could have had it, you know, but like
a schmendrick, I said Lloyd Bridges with

goggles and a tube in his mouth. Forget
it. I only knew from cops and cowboys.

But that's okay.

Life's not only this business, right?

It's family.

Everyday people come to this studio when
it's dark. They leave when it's dark.

Never see their kids.

It's not right.

I want to come through for Francie this
time.

What? You don't like the Neptune?

Sir, I have to be honest.

I haven't figured out a way to get your
daughter divorced without payments.

You know what?

I'm not worried.

You know why?

You're a smart fellow. You'll figure it
out.

Movies and the law have a lot in common.

Anything's possible.

It's all illusion.

Whatever you want people to see, they
see.

Magic, Becker.

That's what it's about.

Sorry to keep you waiting, folks.

Are you ready?

Give us a few more minutes.

Appreciate your understanding.

And I still don't think this is a good
idea.

Stuart, we've been around and around
about this.

What is it? What are you afraid of? Let
me help you.

I have no memory of what happened that
day.

Not even in my dreams.

So I'm still safe, you know?

Why should I have to remember?

These men have to be punished, Stuart.
You were almost killed. And they took my

wallet. They have my identification.

They know where we live.

That's why we have to do everything in
our power to make sure that they stay

locked up. You know the judicial system
better than I do. These guys will be out

on the street before... Stuart.

I can't imagine how difficult this must
be for you. But I promise you, you don't

have to do it alone.

Okay?

Hello, Leland.

Suzanne.

Rose.

We didn't have a chance to say goodbye.

And I didn't want to part on hostile
terms.

I never felt hostility toward you.

But I did.

And I wanted to apologize.

You were acting on your principles, and
I can appreciate that.

Believe me, even I have a few of my own,
which is why I'm starting a deaf

advocacy group.

The things that I want to accomplish
can't be done by committee.

So this will be small, a place where
rebel outcasts like me can feel right at

home.

We'll be having free sign language
classes, and you're welcome to come.

Good luck.

Maybe you don't need a class.

I wish you the best of luck.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Thank you, Rhoda.

Jonathan, can you help me out here,
please?

Never mind.

Hello.

Jonathan, look.

A steak.

Thanks, I've already eaten, Vinnie.

No, no, it's not real.

I thought Lincoln would want a toy, so I
got it at the novelty shop.

Hey, you've been, huh? All this much
stuff.

Subpoenaed documents for the Klinner
case.

I spent all day in this damp, disgusting
industrial basement in Torres, digging

through reams of pages.

Lucky you.

Yeah, legal intern, glamour profession.

Then you'll be glad to know.

I overheard talk about them repainting C
.J.'s old office. Must be for you.

Wow, that would be a real treat.

Finally getting some place around here.

Hush now, don't you cry.

Beautiful. My mom used to sing that to
me.

You know how there's some things that
stick in your memory and you just can't

lose them?

Tommy, I've been trying to get up the
courage to ask.

Have you ever considered having
children?

Sure. You'd make a terrific father.

Well, no, you think?

Tommy, I want to have a baby.

Yeah? Oh, well, you'll make a terrific
mother.

With you.

I know this is sudden.

We'd better hit it, Tommy.

Only chance we have of stopping the sale
is to speak to the judge in person.

Roxanne, will you watch her?

Oh, sure.

Thanks.

So let's go.

Tommy.

What?

Leave Lucy.

Think about it.

You're offering me the role of Dr.

Stefan Rossi, urologist?

If I forgo spousal support? Don't forget
the part comes with a commensurate

salary. And very good billing. Top of
the show. Chad Everett didn't get top of

the show. Ben, Ben, Ben. I read this. My
character undergoes hormone treatments

in anticipation of a sex change.

Not until May's sweep. For the next six
months, my breasts are growing bigger,

my skin is taking on a rosier glow, and
my voice is getting higher.

These kinds of roles win Emmy.

I don't want an Emmy just for growing
breasts.

That's what Patty Duke said all those
years as a child star. Now, sweet pill

an Emmy. I've got to speak to my
attorney before I agree to anything.

You should talk to your agent. Look what
Tootsie did for Dustin Hoffman. You

know where to reach me.

Software expires tomorrow, 5 o 'clock.

Daddy.

Why do you want Brett on your show? You
still have to pay him.

Worldwide studios pays as a
stockholder's headache, not mine.

salary is $15 ,000 a show, minus his
agent's 10%. And his manager's 15%, his

business manager's 5%, whatever percent
to his publicist and lawyer, plus taxes

by the time he's finished. He'll be
lucky if he can buy a pack of gum. Then

be stupid enough to say... I'll take it.
My attorney will call you before the

end of business tomorrow.

Actors.

Want to be on screen more and work less?

Thanks, Arnie, for all the nachas.

Good luck, Francie.

I'll see you again.

I had the same notion.

We should talk business.

You play golf?

Strictly a duffer. Good, then I can beat
you. This Saturday at Hillcrest, 9

sharp. Bring your wallet.

Stop slouching.

Back against the wall, number four.

Eyes forward, two.

Stop moving around.

I'm sorry I'm taking so long.

Oh, please, don't rush.

I don't know how difficult this can be.

Keep looking this way.

This way, two.

Stand still, all of you.

Number three and number six.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Two for two, Mr. Markowitz.

Thank you. You picked the right ones.

Easy.

Tom?

Livin', you got a minute? Oh, yes, Gwen.

Well, I know this is a bit premature,
but I was wondering, um, I'd like to

in to C .J.'s old office.

Oh, I'm sorry, but our new associate
will be moving into that office.

Oh. All right. But you're welcome to use
it until her contract is finalized and

she moves in.

Okay. Thanks, Leland.

Hey, Douglas. Oh, is this a bad time?
No, no. I was just working on the book.

fact, I'm drained.

How's it coming? Very smooth.

Good. If you ever want a fresh year.

Thanks, but not just yet.

I don't want to interrupt the flow.

Uh -huh.

Oh, that's a good machine.

Chapter one.

Chapter one, chapter one.

That's the first chapter.

Ah, chapter one.

Chapter one.

Yeah.

Are you sure about this, Benny?

Because I've gotten kind of attached to
this little guy.

Oh, Lincoln likes me better.

Don't you, boy?

Sure.

Alone again.

Naturally. I'm going to miss you.

All right.

Come on.

Thanks.

We're going to have fun.

The rocks would then flicker on my side.
The sky's the limit. I have finally

embarked on the great highway.

I have to ask.

You didn't sleep with Francie, did you?
Honest. I'm practicing Huan Jing Bu Nam.

What? I want to restrict my ejaculation
frequency, spare my vital essence.

Oh, spare me.

I swear, Rox, I'm mastering my semen
retention and getting on an admission

schedule. How can I possibly expect to
run a studio if I'm wasting valuable

hormones and cerebral spinal fluid?

Dumb luck.

I'm headed toward my final destination.
I fear only making the wrong turn.

I think I found the right road, too.

Cash and carry business.

No questions asked.

Guns, knives, adding machines, watching.

What kind of gun are you looking for?

I'm digging.