All language subtitles for LA Law s03e19 Consumed Innocent

Previously on L .A. Law.

You affect me.

You affect me too.

I think we should take a break from each
other.

Grace, don't you think we should work on
this?

We've done nothing but work on it.

We'll meet people.

Maybe we'll even fall in love.

It's all true.

What do you say?

In the long run, splitting up is
probably the healthiest thing we could

It's so sad.

Abby, I have a new friend.

She's a girl.

Really? Her name's Alice.

Here's a picture of her.

She seems very pretty.

I've got a ticket from where we charge
the buses and a ticket from the movies.

Two more for my ticket box.

What's a ticket box?

When my father comes home from a trip, I
get the tickets and I put it in a box.

I got tickets from everywhere he ever
went.

Well, if you come with me on the bus
another time, you could get...

More tickets.

From your own trips.

Yeah? Yeah.

And next time, you could pick where we
go to.

I know what I'll pick.

What?

The same as tonight.

Everything. The same as tonight.

Exactly.

Me too.

Exactly.

I thought I heard you.

Come on in, Alice. It's getting late.

Need a lift to the bus, Benny?

No, no.

Well, thanks for bringing Alice home on
time.

Good night now.

We can settle in, people.

First up, an official welcome back to
Miss Abigail Perkins, who begins her

second tenure with Mackenzie Brackman
today.

Hip,

hip, hooray!

You're here. Thank you very much for
making me feel so welcome, and thank

Dorothy, for surrendering my chair.
Well, if I was coming in, a wicked witch

wrote, Surrender Dorothy in the sky with
her broomstick.

Well, you know, she made a joke.

Moving on, let us not forget the annual
Mackenzie Brackman Attorney's Dinner

will be held this Thursday night. We're
at Fontaine's, cocktails at 7, dinner at

8. Of course, this party presumes that
we'll all be healthy enough to attend.

Victor, how are you feeling today?

Like death.

Might I suggest that you take a few days
off to recoup? The last thing we need

is for this entire office to be crippled
by the flu.

Oh, that's very considerate of you,
Douglas, especially since it was you who

gave it to me. Ten bucks as Abby gets it
next.

Sudden exposure is deadly.

Oh, I don't know. My money's on Dorothy.
She's looking a little white around the

gills. All right, now, this is no
laughing matter.

We should all take precautions to avoid
paralyzing the whole firm. Victor?

Probably does make sense for you to go
on home.

I've got some business to clean up here,
and then I'm home to bed. Don't worry.

Jablonski versus Green.

Oh.

Land used to spew over an undeveloped
parcel in Benedict Canyon. It's still

under discovery.

Thompson versus Lyon Securities.

Trail starts in two weeks, and it's a
bear. I'm going to need some help.

I'm free. Good. It's a basic 10B5 case,
but with a lot of crazy twists.

We'll meet this week and go over the
file.

Good.

Down for the count.

Uh, Ms. Weiler.

Hi.

I think I have the flu.

You owe me ten bucks.

That amount reflects the present day
value of the projected video earnings as

verified by your account and mine.

Good.

And then fill the addendum here.

And sign here.

Right -o.

One more signature.

Acknowledging receipt of the check.

Press down.

You're making copies.

$825 ,000.

Enjoy.

Arnie, as always, Sheldon, it's mutual.

God is your witness. You'll never be
hungry again.

This doesn't seem real.

No, it's very real, Rox. You're loaded.

Oh, I'm gonna blow this, Arnie. Roxanne.

The only reason I have this is because
of David.

And you.

You're up to my own devices. I end up in
bankruptcy, remember?

You're holding a check with a lot of
numbers on it, Rox.

Bankruptcy is hardly a threat here.

All I know is...

Alone, I failed.

And this check, however many numbers
there are, it means I'm alone again.

You're not alone.

Stuart Markowitz is going to put
together an estate plan for you that's

set you up for life.

Come on, lady, smile.

You're free, you're single, you're rich.

You two are telling me solicitation to
commit assault can't be pled out?

I've offered a year's probation, Your
Honor. That's the best I can do on a

felony. Mr.

McLeish, my client will not plead
guilty.

It's as simple as that. Mr. Bostic, you
know that there's a very real

possibility of jail time if you're
convicted. I'm aware of that, Your

believe me, I don't relish the thought.

The fact is, though, this is a free
speech issue.

And I'm not being sanctimonious when I
say that. I have a talk show. Free

is my bread and butter.

When you instruct your audience to
attack a man and they beat him to death

the parking lot, I'd say you've crossed
the bounds of free speech.

I also suspect your eagerness for a
trial has more to do with the publicity

can milk out of it than it does with the
First Amendment.

Yes, I'll see you in court at two.

A trial's great promotion, there's no
question of that, Miss Van Owen, but you

are prosecuting this, not I.

I'm prosecuting you because you're a
criminal.

Well, in any case, there's no hard
feelings.

You do your thing, I'll do mine.

Right now, it's showtime.

Miss Lazar, how did you happen to be in
the audience of the Pete Bostick show on

the night in question?

I was invited by Maura Noonan, one of
Mr. Bostick's producers.

She got in touch with the Prison
Project, which is a prisoners' rights

organization I'm involved with. How many
supporters of your particular viewpoint

do you estimate were there?

Two.

Myself and Leonard Kaiser.

Is it your opinion that the tape we're
about to see is a fair and accurate

representation of the events that took
place that night?

Yes. Your Honor?

The court officer will play the tape.

Let me get this straight. A man raped...
my daughter, murders my mother, and I

should worry about whether he has a good
selection of reading material in the

prison library.

Why is it that

all you limousine liberals only worry
about the vermin, huh, Lenny?

Because they're not vermin. You know
what I would have them do? I would have

them on their hands and knees cleaning
out toxic waste dumps. I would have them

licking out the insides of nuclear
reactors.

Well,

if they're smart, they would head over
to your house in Beverly Hills for a

little R &R. You know that?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you
going to tell me that you never went for

little third world nookie?

Why are you humiliating this young
woman? Oh, what do you think? Am I being

tough on these sob sisters?

This is a lynch mob, Mr. Robust. Just so
long as it's you, they're lynching. You

and all the rich bitches who make it so
that people can't walk on the street.

I'd like to see how much compassion
you'd have for the guy that hits you

the head.

I'd like to know that, too. Maybe it'll
knock some sense out of you.

Don't you understand, you idiots?

This is what Hitler did.

All right, folks,

just take it out into the parking lot,
shall we?

Stay with us, folks. We'll be right
back.

I have no further questions, Your Honor.

Ms. Lazar, had you or Mr. Kaiser ever
watched the Pete Bostic show

prior to going on it?

Yes. So you knew it was confrontational.
I didn't think that the audience would

behave like a bunch of animals. They're
not animals. They are the American

people. And if you talk to them one
time, you might learn something. Mr.

I am not going to tell you again.

Rich bitch!

Rich bitch!

Rich bitch! Rich bitch!

Rich bitch! The court officers will
remove these people. Rich bitch! Rich

Rich bitch! It was a total disaster.

Unbelievable.

How are you feeling?

About the same. So, what happened? We're
shooting that stupid rock video for a

living death.

Oh, yeah.

Every metal.

You know, it's so... They've got a goat,
a miniature pig, a 12 -foot pipe, and

Lord knows why, they've got absolutely
nothing to do with the song.

Hey, I love animals.

Then you're not gonna like this.

After the second take, we're reloading
when all of a sudden, the python

the pig.

Excuse me?

It was a very small pig, but still.

The pig guy goes nuts saying this was a
prized stud hog.

The snake guy is freaking screaming that
the thing's supposed to be on some pork

-free diet.

The lead singer doesn't want the snake
draped over him now because it's got

big lump in it. And in the meantime, the
stage manager's pouring vegetable oil

down its throat, hoping it'll get sick
and puke the piglet. Oh, so?

Everybody is threatening to sue
everybody, Victor, and I need a good

diffuse the situation.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Look, I am very sick. I need to go home.
If we just pull everyone together for a

meeting, I'm sure that we can just...
No!

This is lousy timing, Allison.

Victor, I know that there are certain
people who think that just because

involved with a lawyer that they are
entitled to special favors with their

problems. I think it's really important
that at this stage of our relationship,

you realize I'm one of them.

I know you're busy, sweetie, but the
shoot is so over budget already and I

want to get fired from this job.

All right, get him in here tomorrow.

I'll give you 20 minutes and that's it.

Thank you, baby.

I promise it will be over and done with
in a flash.

I just

leave the three experts.

I'll take them.

Two were deposed. I'll get you the
transcripts.

We've got a pretrial tomorrow on
scheduling.

Want me to take it?

If you don't mind.

I, um, I think I have a taste of
Victor's flu. I might stay home.

Stay home. Go to the doctor, go to the
beach, whatever. I got you covered.

It is great to be working with you
again, Counselor.

Likewise, Counselor.

I have to admit I took a certain
perverse pleasure in watching Douglas

for a new associate.

One thing I have to know.

Did you at least make him squirm before
you said yes?

No.

Well, maybe a little.

Come in, Leo.

Thank you, Douglas. I'll see if Stuart
Markowitz can join us. No, no.

I'm here on a personal matter.

I agonized about coming to see you about
this.

But I think we may have a problem with
Benny.

What? Don't get me wrong.

He's been in many ways a godsend to
Alice. She was at the point where...

she was so secure in her routine, I was
afraid she was going to spend the rest

of her life in the house. And Benny's
changed that.

So what's the problem?

I'm not sure.

But I think he tried to take advantage
of Alice.

You're kidding. I opened the door. He
was trying to kiss her. I can't be

positive, but...

It looked like he wasn't going to stop
there, if you know what I mean. I can't

believe it. Alice had no idea what was
going on. She's so damn innocent, she

no way of knowing what he was getting
ready to do.

I'll talk to him.

I wish you would.

I think it's very important that we stop
this right now. I couldn't agree more.

Thank you, Douglas.

Miss Noonan, were you surprised when Mr.
Bostic's show turned violent that

night? Not at all. We had always
intended for it to turn violent.

It worked for Geraldo. We thought it
would work for us. Was Mr. Bostic aware

the plan?

Of course. He was in all the production
meetings.

And he acted accordingly?

No, he did not.

He set out to provoke a level of
violence we never envisioned and

never would have endorsed.

We didn't want a killing. Thank you.

I have no further questions.

You yourself were charged with criminal
conspiracy following this incident, were

you not?

Yes, I was. And you cut a deal with the
DA's office in which you agreed to

testify against Mr. Bostic. You're
right. Tell us, isn't it true that

fight has broken out before this on the
show, that you publicized the hell out

of it? The fact that we publicized
fights does not mean that we condone

Pete was doing that day.

but he was doing exactly what you wanted
him to. First of all, nothing happens

because I want it to.

What's on the air is what you think
people are going to watch.

If you're right, you're a genius.

If you're wrong, you're out of work. Do
you honestly think that Pete Bostic is

responsible for what happened in that
parking lot? He should have known

something was going to happen, yes.

Well, you were his producer.

If he should have known, you should have
known. Why didn't you call the police?

Why didn't you have security people out
there?

I didn't think it would be necessary.

Neither did Pete.

In fact, he thought that he had done a
good show. That is why you were

congratulating him, isn't it, Ms.
Noonan? Well, I'm not congratulating him

Well, he's not your meal ticket anymore.
You wrote his back to television glory,

and now you're done with him. Get
something straight. I invented Pete

He was doing cable TV spots for some
discount appliance stores when I found

I told him what to wear. I told him what
to say.

He just started believing his own
publicity, that's all. He fell in love

all these nitwits chanting his name.

Mickey. Hi.

Quite a case. I tried to call you.

Looks like we're surrounded.

What do you mean, we, philosophy?

Any predictions, Grace?

None whatsoever.

Pretty strange, huh?

Just be careful.

I know.

Look, if things start getting rough, I
want you to call me.

What happens then?

I don't know what happens then.

I just want to make sure you're safe.

You know I miss talking to you, Kuthak.

Do you?

Yeah.

Well, would you go so far as to
accompany me to the firm dinner on

night? You mean like a date?

I mean like two people who miss each
other's company spending a little time

together.

Okay, Counselor.

Thursday night it is.

Mr. Brackman, you wanted to see me?

Yes, Benny.

Come in.

Thanks.

Benny.

Mr. Hackett came in to see me this
morning.

He says you were kissing Alice the other
night.

Is that true?

Yeah.

Well, he's very concerned.

He's afraid you might try to do things
with Alice that...

she's not quite ready for.

Do you understand what I'm talking
about?

I don't know.

Well, I guess what I'm saying is holding
Alice's hand,

giving her a kiss, that's okay.

But anything more than kissing, that
might not be a very good idea right now.

I didn't touch her on it, that's bad.

Nobody's saying you did anything wrong,
Benny.

But fathers get very protective about
their daughters sometimes.

And I have to respect Mr.

Hackett's concerns.

Does this mean I can't be with Alice
anymore?

Do you like Alice?

Yeah. And you think she likes you?

I think.

Well, if you like each other and you
enjoy each other's company, I see no

why you shouldn't be friends with her.

Okay.

Before we get started...

I'd like to point out that I am here as
Ms.

Gottlieb's attorney.

Mr. Weisberg, I understand that you are
an attorney yourself.

Mr. Zippern, to the extent that this
becomes adversarial, you might want to

consider retaining your own counsel in
case... Of course it's going to be

adversarial. Stupid snake murdered my
pig. In self -defense. Self -defense.

Weisberg... It was a crazy pig. It
charged Alan.

He had to go. All right.

Hey, guys.

Now, you'll both be able to tell your
side of the story.

Just calm down. Let's take this one step
at a time. Okay?

Sir.

What do you mean when you say the pig
was crazy? I mean it was nuts.

It was running up and down Alan's back,
hoofing him. That's his way of showing

affection. Alan's a snake? Yeah, Alan's
a snake. And he's not just any snake.

He's our family pet. The only pet my
family has.

Yeah, probably because he swallowed the
dog. David, stop it. I won't stop it. He

comes in bragging how trained this
stupid thing is.

Alan, come here. Alan, stay.

Alan, slip over and show us your belly.
Anybody say, Alan, eat the pig? I never

heard that.

I can't take this.

Hello? David, I know how upsetting this
is, but we have to act constructively.

It was an accident.

Oh, God.

Please, no.

Okay. Okay, you better tell the kids and
I'll take care of all the arrangements.

Alan's dead.

You killed my snake.

Me? Your stage manager vegetable oiled
him. He was sick all night and now he's

dead. Oh, for God's sake.

I'm suing you and I'm suing you.

Sir. As I understand it, the value of
the snake is $6 ,000.

Now, even preliminary litigation is
going to run you more than... I don't

damn how much it costs.

We're talking about Alan.

I have a funeral to plan.

I'll see you all in court.

Victor,

you've got to make this thing go away.

Heavily. I am done, Allison.

I've tried my best.

That's it.

Did you hear this guy? He is never going
to settle this case.

I'm going to be on the hook for
negligence.

Emotional distress.

You've got to make it go away.

I need to go home. I'm sick. I need to
be in bed.

I know you can do it, honey.

I know that you can come up with some
idea that's really fantastic.

You're great.

And the fact is that you are currently
serving time for manslaughter following

the death of Leonard Kaiser. Is that
right?

That's right. I'm doing six big ones in
San Luis Obispo.

In case you want to send me a Christmas
card, Pete.

Mr. Garwood, just answer the questions.

Did anyone on Mr. Bostic's staff speak
to you prior to the show? Oh, yeah. This

guy came up to me and my two friends and
he said, I want you guys to rock and

roll tonight.

He said, Pete wants to see some action.

We said, great.

Then during a commercial break, Pete
said... Get your butt up here and jam.

Leonard Kaiser died of injuries
sustained in the parking lot.

Well, I couldn't just turn it off, you
know.

As soon as we saw him out there, we just
got into it all over again. Thank you.

I have no further questions.

You have previous convictions for
felonious assault, for receiving stolen

property, driving while intoxicated.

Anybody ever tell you to commit those
crimes?

Objection. Irrelevant.

Sustained.

Did Pete Bostic ever tell you to kill
anybody?

He told me to smack the guy.

That's what I did. Is that all you did
in the parking lot?

Smack him? I never meant to kill him.
But you did.

And Pete Bostic was nowhere near the
parking lot, was he?

No. I have no further questions.

Hey, what happened, Pete?

How come you wouldn't help me out when I
was arrested?

I thought I was on the team. You were
never on the team, punk. That's enough,

gentlemen. And my right to handle the
tough issues is not going to be

jeopardized by the likes of you, baby.

Order in this courtroom.

Okay,

we'll put you into a house on the west
side. Say westward adjacent at 20 %

You buy a single premium deferred
annuity to take care of your retirement.

And you pay off your mom's condo in
Florida, which makes you a very nice

And the $14 ,000 that David gave me to
pay off my debt.

Right. Plus, we keep $100 ,000 in liquid
and CDs and tie up $400 ,000 in tax

-free municipal bonds, which gives you
an annual income of...

That's under $38 ,000.

$38 ,000?

Mm -hmm.

From all that?

Ron, if you want a higher income, don't
tie up all that money in a house.

Look, this is a plan that makes you safe
for life. I thought I was rich.

I'm only safe?

What if I wanted to quit my job?

Well, that you didn't tell me.

I thought maybe I should give myself a
fresh start.

Maybe away from here.

I could make some adjustments.

Dial back the annuity, jack up the
income.

Plus, if you're relocating, you don't
want to buy a house.

Could I leave here if I wanted to,
Stuart?

You're financially independent, Roxanne.
That much I can guarantee you.

If the only reason you're hanging around
here is to pick up a paycheck, maybe

you should go.

Perfect. Leo, in your office, please.

Benny called Alice last night. They made
a date for Saturday.

Oh? I thought I made myself clear
yesterday, Douglas.

I spoke to Benny.

He understands your concern. And I'm
satisfied there won't be a problem. I'm

satisfied.

I specifically told you to tell Benny
not to see my daughter. First of all, I

don't see anything wrong with their
seeing each other. Secondly, it's not my

place to tell Benny how to live his
personal life.

I am the client who pays your firm a
million bucks a year, making it my place

tell you anything I want. It's your
place to carry out my wishes. Not when

wishes are unreasonable.

I don't want Benny going anywhere near
my daughter. You're the one who wanted

Benny to show her the outside world.

And now that she's seen it, you're
afraid she might want to live in it. If

goes near her.

Or if he even calls her, I'm yanking all
my business.

You understand, Douglas?

Benny's an adult.

So is Alice.

If they choose to spend time together,
that's their decision.

And I sure as hell won't tell Benny how
to live his life, just to accommodate

the baseless paranoia of a client, no
matter how much business that client

generates. You're making a big mistake.

Hi. Hey.

Hi.

Have you been successful at avoiding the
office flu?

So far.

Will I see you at the dinner on
Thursday?

I wasn't planning to go.

Really?

Kind of an expected thing.

I didn't know.

And it always is a pretty nice evening.

I better go then.

If you feel weird because you don't know
people, I'd be happy to take you with

me. I'm not suggesting a date.

No, no, I know that.

Rest assured, I continue to respect your
wishes about that whole arena.

As I continue to appreciate your
respects.

So how about I go alone, you go alone,
we both go alone, not together?

That'd be fine.

Good.

That's good.

I'll see you there.

I'll see you there.

Did you ever intend for your audience
members to

physically attack Leonard Kaiser, sir?

No way.

Why do you think it happened? We've got
a volatile issue here.

People are sick to death with hearing
about the rights of criminals. As far as

I'm concerned, criminals have no right.

You got a problem with prison
conditions, real simple solution.

Don't get sent to prison.

All right, all right. Let's dispense
with the applause here.

How do you feel about what happened that
night?

Bad.

And let me tell you why I feel bad.

A man's dead, that's numero uno.

Any loss of life is tragic.

But I also feel bad because we're better
than that. Get angry, yes.

Resort to violence, no way.

Now, if you had to do the whole thing
all over again, would you do anything

differently? If you're asking me whether
I wish I could prevent what happened,

the answer is yes.

If you're asking me whether I'd stop
saying the things that need to be said

because I'm frightened of the
consequences, the answer, Mr. McLeish,

resounding no.

Yes! I said I don't want to hear any
applause in this courtroom. If I hear it

again, you people are going to be
exported out. I have no further

Your Honor.

Let's look at some of the other issues
you covered during this week's period.

The Shiite Muslims with the publishers
of a Khomeini joke book.

That was a good show. Young American
Nazis with concentration camp victims.

That's real stuff. We have to get that
out in the open so that we, us...

The American people can say what's what.

And not the big shots we usually hear
from. That's right.

Escort these people out. Now.

Judge, this was just a spontaneous
thing.

This isn't a spontaneous place, Mr.
Boston. In all honesty, Judge Swanson,

isn't the way you've treated certain
other activist groups.

What was it about Kevin Garwood that
made you want him up at that microphone,

sir? I try to provide my audience with a
forum.

The people who read the L .A. Times
don't need me. Joe Lunchbucket does.

Except you didn't want to hear Joe
Lunchbucket talk. You wanted to see him

fight. Wrong, all right? You're wrong.

You sat with your producers and
orchestrated the fight. Objection. She's

badgering the witness.

Sustained. Did you ever think to warn
Leonard Kaiser, Mr. Bostic?

Warn him about what? That he was being
set up.

Objection. Sustained. You controlled the
makeup of the audience.

Don't you think you at least owed it to
Leonard Kaiser to say,

Roll with it. I'm going to stick my mob
on you, but it's just for the ratings.

My mob?

I got a newsflash for you. There's no
such thing. I don't control them.

Hell, I'm more at risk than anyone.

In the studio, out the studio, wherever
I am, I've always got security people

with me. The ones who killed that man
could just as easily have killed me.

Are you crazy?

I am not crazy, Your Honor. This is a
legitimate ex parte motion, and I would

appreciate your ruling on it. You want
me to order this guy to turn over a dead

snake? Papers were filed against my
client yesterday, Your Honor, alleging

she contributed to the passing of this
snake.

Now, we need access to the python in
order to perform an autopsy. Which

is my client's sole hope of exoneration?

I've been doing this for a long time,
and I still don't believe this.

It says here the thing ate a pig. That
would be correct, Your Honor. The python

did consume a small Chinese pot -bellied
pig, after which an agent of my client

fed the assailant vegetable oil in an
attempt to induce it to vomit forth its

victim.

Excuse me.

It's all there in paragraph two of my
client's declaration, Your Honor. And

want the autopsy to disprove the
plaintiff's charge that you...

Poisoned the snake.

That's right, Your Honor. And upon
information and belief, a funeral

been scheduled for the snake tomorrow,
making time of the essence.

I'm sure there's a reason not to do
this, but I can't think of it.

Okay, I'll order the autopsy. Clerk will
draft it.

Thank you very much, Your Honor.

Robin versus McCarthy.

Robin versus McCarthy.

The autopsy proves we poisoned it.

There will not be an autopsy, Allison.

What are you talking about? You just
asked the judge to order it. Allison.

Counselor, are you ready?

You are going to take me home.

You're going to put me in bed.

You're going to make me some soup.

Okay, Fuentes.

Let's get you home and make you...
Folks!

My name's Pete Bostic.

I want you to hear this from me.

No lawyers.

No suits, no briefcases. Me, Pete.

I'm not the brightest guy in the world.
I never said that I was. I'm just a guy.

I yell a little too loud at ball games.

I believe in God.

I love my country.

I'm one of the nitwits.

The dolts, the dummies, the morons who
clean carpets.

install mufflers.

I'm the cop on the beat, the 45 -year
-old woman who sits at the cash

I'm you.

I call him the way I see him, and I
thank God we live in a country where

possible. Now, if you send me to prison,
it's because that idea frightens you.

Freedom is a scary thing sometimes, even
though it is our birthright as

Americans. The thing is, are we going to
permit free speech only if it doesn't

inflame passions, rouse the listener to
act?

I said what I thought.

I didn't advocate violence. I didn't
advocate killing. I wasn't even present

when the killing occurred. If you
convict me, you convict yourselves of

unable to do what generations of
Americans have done.

Like it says on the license plate of the
Granite State,

live free!

Or die.

Mr. Bostic told you that this trial says
as much about us as it

does about him.

I agree.

He's told you that this trial is about
freedom.

I agree with that, too.

But Mr. Bostic says that this case is
about free speech.

And there, I disagree.

Deliberately orchestrating and
instigating a physical assault to boost

ratings of a TV show isn't speech.

It's deliberate violence.

He didn't have to be in that parking
lot.

He got things started back in the
studio. He whipped that audience into a

frenzy and now shrugs his shoulders at
the consequences. Pete Bostic says

he represents the American way. He's a
liar.

The American way wouldn't have left a 50
-year -old man dead in a parking

lot for nothing more than his ideas.

But if violence and brute force will get
your ratings, Pete will give them to

you every time. And Pete Bostic says
he's you.

By your verdict, ladies and gentlemen,
you will indicate whether or not

you agree.

Thank you.

This is becoming a daily routine.

You here to pick up your files, Leo? No,
I'm here to apologize.

I was way out of line yesterday.

I not only respect you for telling me
so, I thank you for it.

When she heard I was coming in here, she
insisted I bring her along so she could

see Benny.

Looks like you've done an about -face.

Well, believe it or not,

After you finished telling me to go to
hell yesterday, I went home and told

Alice not to see Benny anymore.

And then she basically told me to go to
hell.

It was the most independent moment of
her life.

And I think I have Benny to thank for
that independence.

Daddy, can I go with Benny for lunch?

Well, I don't know, honey. I have to get
back to the office.

I can bring her to your office after
lunch.

We could take the bus.

Okay. Sure, that'll be fine.

Oh, God.

Come on, buddy.

Bye, Daddy.

I don't know, Douglas.

Daughters are tough.

Sir, I can explain to you why... There
is no explanation.

What kind of person are you denying him
at the funeral?

There doesn't have to be an autopsy, Mr.
Wiseboro. This is only happening

because of you. Me?

Yes, sir, you. You are the one who filed
this lawsuit making Alan's corpse a

piece of evidence in a state court
proceeding.

It's because of this complaint Alan has
to go to forensics instead of his final

resting place. I'm just trying to avenge
his death.

You say you love Alan, but if you really
did, you wouldn't be exalting your own

sense of vindictiveness over the welfare
of his soul?

That's not fair.

I know you're in pain, Mr. Weisborough,
but just imagine how your hurt will be

compounded if Alan's body is...

Chopped up in an autopsy.

You're trying to guilt me.

If you drop this lawsuit, Alan's body
will have no evidentiary value, and you

can give him the funeral service that he
would want.

It's the right thing to do.

$10 ,000 bank check by the end of
business day on Friday.

Fifteen. Ten.

That's $4 ,000 more than the market
value of the snake.

He's not just any snake. Because he's
not just any snake.

Let go of Mr. Weisborough.

Settle this case so that Alan can
finally go to snake heaven.

Okay.

Okay.

Has the jury reached a verdict?

We have, Your Honor.

Will the defendant rise?

What say you?

We find the defendant guilty.

Oh, you've got jobs, Pete.

Sit down, madam. I apologize for this
young lady, your honor. Every person on

this jury ought to be ashamed of
yourself.

You hear me? Get him out of here.

Sentencing is set down for the 8th. The
jury is dismissed with the court's

appreciation. We are in recess.

I just want to say that I'm going to
continue to speak out. I'm going to take

these issues to the American people, let
them decide just what the hell kind of

country we want to live in.

Listen, your honor, that's their
verdict.

Miss Van Owen.

Can I see you for a minute?

Where's your attorney?

I told him I wanted to see you myself.

Fine.

I thought you did a hell of a job in
there.

If you would ever want to be a guest on
my show, just say the word. I'd love to

have you.

I'll let you know.

Now, my lawyer tells me the judge is
going to follow your recommendation on

sentencing. That's right.

Well, I want to make sure nothing's out
of context. Fun is fun, but I got to

know where I stand.

You really are scary. You know that?

It's an act.

Yeah. You turn it on, you turn it off.

I'm a performer. I got schtick that
works.

So what's it going to be, probation?

My recommendation to the judge is for
the maximum prison term allowed by law.

You're going to send me to prison?

Oh, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're
telling me I've got to spend a year of

life in prison? I don't belong in
prison. I'm not a criminal.

This is show business.

That's not me on the show. That's a
character, like Jose Jimenez, Crazy

Guggenheim. Prison is not an act. Prison
is real.

So was the guy who died.

The American people won't let you get
away with this. They will not let you

away with this. The American people will
yell Pete, Pete for a while and then

they will forget about you and find
someone else.

$1 ,500.

I should report you to the... State bar.
Considering everything that I had to

do, under the conditions that I had to
do it, $1 ,500 is very, very cheap.

That's right.

I want pro bono. Yeah, I'll show you pro
bono.

Well, Diana, I'm glad your situation at
home is settled. Miss Kelsey, there's a

phone call for you.

Here?

Excuse me.

Well, I'm very grateful for all the
support I've gotten from the firm,

particularly from Jonathan.

The thing is, I used to need this job
for the money.

Then I married David. I needed it for
the independence.

And now I've got freedom. I don't need
this job at all.

I discover I want it.

You sure? The people I care most about
are here. The people who care most about

me are here.

I can't walk out on that.

I can't walk out on you, Arnie.

You don't owe me anything, Roxanne.

I owe you a lot.

But the reason I'm staying is because I
like it here.

Well, here's to that, then.

Here's to that.

So here we are, platonic friends.

Seems perfectly natural.

The Cusack sarcasm.

Oh, I miss it.

I miss you, Michael.

I miss you, too, Grace.

What do you miss the most?

Everything.

I think we'll miss it less as time goes
on.

Thank you, doctor.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Thank you.

Why'd she call you here? What'd she say?

Anne, what?

I went to Dr. Wooten today, you know,
because I thought I had the flu.

I'm pregnant.

How'd that happen?

The normal way, honey. One of your
little marines hit his beachhead.

Oh, yeah?

Can we go home? Let's get out of here.

She's sure? She's absolutely sure?

Positive. It might be as much as two
months.

Two months, eh?

Well, I knew I missed my last period,
but I thought it was stressor.

How are we going to tell everybody? What
are we going to say?

Let's do it.

We can't tell anybody, not for at least
another month. Until I'm through my

first trimester, we don't say a word to
anybody, okay?

I've got the flu.

That's why we're leaving.

Okay. Do it. Anne, the table's ready.

We're not staying for dinner.

What?

No, Anne's flu is really kicking up. She
feels terrible. So we're going to go

home. Is there anything we can do?

No, nothing. It's just... I'm pregnant.

Anne?

No, but I can't have him.

I love you, Stuart.

I'm going to have your baby.

I love you, too.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

I can't. I love you, guys. We love you.

But we've got to get out of here.