All language subtitles for LA Law s02e03 Cannon of Ethics.eng

Previously on L .A. Law.

That's Hamilton Schuyler.

He's a gifted trial lawyer.

Now, this young man is Kevin Talbot.

Three years ago, he was wearing pajamas
made of fabric manufactured by the

defendant. Those pajamas caught fire.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Stop being so negative.

Abby, if I fail the bar again, I'm dead
meat.

What kind of woman would go to auctions
looking for a date?

$5 ,000.

What are you doing?

Relax, Mr. Baker.

What would you be looking for in the way
of compensation?

$72 ,500.

He's a winner.

I want him to be our winner.

The patient of yours tells you he's
going to go chop up a woman, then he

out and does just that while you do
absolutely nothing?

I honestly didn't think Mr. Rob was
capable of committing this kind of

We, the jury, find in favor of the
defendant.

I murdered Allison.

You son of a bitch.

Miss Engelman, if you would, tell the
court exactly what occurred on the

of July 16th, 1987.

I was leaving my dentist's office. I had
my teeth cleaned when that man, James

Beaumont, exposed himself to me.

And under what circumstances did this
take place?

It was in an underground parking garage.

I'd gone to my car, and while I was
rummaging in my bag, looking for my

this man, that man, said to me, I will
never forget this, excuse me, ma 'am.

And when I looked up, his pants were
wide open. He was holding his shirt up

out of the way, and there it was.

There what was?

It.

Could you be more specific?

Do I have to be?

I'm afraid so, for the record.

It. His mail equipment.

Everything. The work.

And during this time, did Mr. Beaumont
say anything?

Yes.

Disgusting, perverted things.

Specifically what?

Sexual things he wanted me to do to him.
They were lewd and horrible things.

Miss Engelman, I know this is difficult,
but I'm afraid you'll have to tell the

court exactly what Mr.

Beaumont said.

Your Honor, please.

I would rather die than repeat those
things out loud.

Your Honor, perhaps we can solve the
district attorney's problem by having

Engelman write it on a piece of paper,
which can be shown to the jury, and then

enter it into the transcript.

Fine with me.

I guess that'll be all right.

Let the record reflect, Your Honor, that
I am showing each member of the jury

individually Miss Engelman's written
recollection of what Mr. Beaumont said

her.

Excuse me, sir.

Shall we get started?

Before we do, as many of you already
know, Jonathan Rollins has joined us as

associate.

I invite all of you to take time in the
next few days to introduce yourselves

and make him feel better. New business.

Atkins versus Atkins.

Where's Arnold?

He hasn't come in yet. I don't think he
was in yesterday either. Maybe he jumped

to another firm.

Moving along, and for whatever it's
worth, the advised that Mackenzie

et al.

has terminated its representation of Dr.
Peter Warren.

It's worth exactly nothing, Douglas.

Under the circumstances, there's nothing
else we can do. How about go to the

police? How about you could be
disbarred?

Yeah, plus major financial exposure for
you, for the firm. An innocent man rots

in jail while an arrogant, self
-confessed killer goes free.

Don't talk to me about financial
exposure.

Excuse me.

May I remind everyone, particularly our
new associates, that as regards this

matter, client privilege binds us all.

And maybe we could avail ourselves of
outside legal counsel to advise us on

rights and obligations.

Otherwise known as passing the buck? You
know, if there's a legitimate way to

nail this guy, I think I know someone
who can find it for you. Who?

Wendell Gleeson, my old mentor when I
worked in the DA's office.

I thought he died.

Well, he's had a couple of major
surgeries during the last year, but he's

great mind. And if he's up for it,
there's no one better.

Do you want me to see if I can set it up
for you?

All right.

Thanks. Now, a housekeeping matter.

Be advised in the last month that this
firm has spent $1 ,873 on messenger

services. Accordingly, may I suggest
less dependence on these gouges and a

greater reliance on the postage stamp.

All right.

Finishing up new business.

I'm pleased to report that Miss Kelsey
has brought in Haywood Engineering on

retainer.

Old business.

Oh,

I've had a chance to review the files.
I'd like to talk to you about it when

have some time.

I thought you could use some assistance.

And as Miss Kleinberg asked for
additional responsibilities, I suggested

she familiarize herself with the
terrain.

I understand we lost on the directed
verdict.

Yes, but I still think we're willing to
marry.

How's Hamilton Schuyler?

Manipulative, unethical, histrionic.
Sure.

Finally, Mr. Markowitz.

We've seen nothing from you and Mr.
Gianelli on the Spanko perspective.

And we've run into a few more problems,
Douglas. A few of the projections were

offline. Offline?

Our client could be facing criminal
exposure here. Get off my back, Douglas.

on top of it. And another thing.

Sooner or later, we're going to have to
discuss the implications of your pending

nuptials. What implications?

Just that most other firms around town
find it awkward.

To have married partners working
together. Douglas, this is not the time.

only suggesting that perhaps the more
expendable partner could resign. That's

enough. End of discussion.

End of meeting. We're adjourned.

Typical around here.

Barney!

Barney, for God's sake, where have you
been?

I tried your house, your car.

Barney, are you all right?

No, I'm not all right.

I'm in love.

You mean the auction lady?

Separating myself from her, it's like
part of my body's been cut off.

Do you realize you missed six
appointments yesterday?

There must have been 30 calls.

The women were lined up out there
screaming at me.

Don't you think you at least owed me the
courtesy of a call?

I'm sorry, Roxanne, but I was tied up.

Too tied up to make a simple phone call?

Tied up.

Don't make it sound like that. It was
just an experiment.

To see if I was secure enough as a male
to surrender to my receptive, vulnerable

side. Roxanne, you're incredible.

The first woman that I've been able to
relax with, really let down the armor

be myself.

Relax with me.

Who do you want to start with?

That's it, huh?

I spill my guts, and all you want to
talk about is phone messages.

I've heard it all before, Arnie.

How you're madly in love, and then a
week later you find something wrong with

her, and then you're ready to move on to
the next one. No, Roxanne, this is

different. It's like I've been searching
for her all of my life. My missing

part, my soulmate.

That's fine.

If you personally never experienced it,
there's no use in my even trying to

explain it.

Do you want me to start with Christine
Amorelli?

She phoned yesterday to ask if you were
free this weekend.

Kiss her off.

But kindly, okay?

Do you want me to explain why you can't
go to Hawaii?

Or just a generic too busy?

Hawaii? Celebrity tennis tournament.

Sweet at the banakeya.

All expenses paid.

Well, I guess it would have been fun,
but... Sometimes a person has to make

sacrifices for love.

Don't they?

Hi, Benny. I'm sorry to keep you
waiting.

That's okay. We were early.

Honey, I have to talk to Miss Perkins.
Why don't you wait right there?

Okay. I'll read my book.

Morning. Thank you.

Please sit down.

So, how are you?

I've got leukemia, Miss Perkins. I'm
dying.

Oh, my God. I am so sorry. No, no, no.
Don't worry.

I'm not afraid for myself. It's Benny
I'm worried about. I wrote out a will

leaving everything to him. This is it
right here.

Plus my bank book and a $20 ,000 life
insurance policy.

The deed and title to the house, it's
paid for.

But suppose he forgets to pay the taxes
or suppose somebody cheats him out of

his money.

He's always been so dependent on me that
I'm afraid of what will happen to him.

He has no other family?

No.

And any other additional sources of
income?

Oh, it's in there. He gets a small
monthly check from SSI.

Well, I can establish myself as Benny's
trustee, and we can invest his insurance

money, take care of his bills, put him
on an allowance.

But I don't honestly see enough income
here for a decent standard of living,

unless he gets a job.

Nobody's willing to give him a chance.

He can read?

Yes, and he can follow directions, and
he knows how to use the buses.

I don't want to get your hopes up before
I talk to my boss, but there may be a

job for him here as a messenger.

Oh, if there was, Miss Perkins, you'd
never regret it. Benny is a very special

boy. I know, Miss. I know.

And Mrs. Talbot, on those occasions that
you do go out, who looks after Kevin?

I have a sitter come in. Do you ever
leave him home alone for the evening?

No, never.

But in fact, ma 'am, Kevin was left
alone on the night of the fire, wasn't

Well, I ran next door for about ten
minutes, and then I came right back.

You testified at your deposition that
you went to see your neighbor.

John Simpson.

Is that right?

Yes, sir. And you said that as you
arrived to his house, Mr. Simpson was

watching the television game show
Jeopardy, correct?

Yes.

I watched for a minute or two, and we
discussed our plans for lunch the next

day, and then I went back home.

And what happened upon returning home,
ma 'am? Well, as I got to the house...

Smoke coming from Kevin's window. And I
rushed up to his room.

And I saw my baby.

He was on fire.

I know this is difficult, Mr. Talbot.

But would you tell us what you did next?

Objection. I see no relevance in making
this woman relive that awful night.

Your Honor, please.

The objection's overruled.

Please, try to answer.

What did you do next, ma 'am?

I threw a blanket over him to try to...
Oh, God.

He was so burned.

And I... And I called 911.

that my baby was dying.

He was dying.

Mrs. Talbot, about how many minutes
would you say elapsed between the time

returned home and the time you dialed
911?

Three minutes, four minutes, maybe.

The police blotter indicates that your
call was recorded at 11 minutes past

nine. Is that accurate?

I don't know.

I guess.

And the television air time for Jeopardy
is 7 to 7 .30. That means if you watch

this program at your neighbor's... and
you dialed 911 upon returning home, you

were absent from your house for at least
an hour and 40 minutes, maybe longer.

Objection. The time is of no relevance
whatsoever.

Your Honor, I am trying to establish
that if she had been home with her

she might have averted this tragedy
entirely or at least prevented the

of the injury.

I object to this vilification.

Overruled.

In fact, you were gone much longer than
10 minutes, weren't you, Mrs. Talbot? I

can't remember. I don't know. Isn't it
possible that had you been home with

child, this never would have happened?
Stop it!

Order! I mean, how can you do that to
her? Look at her son!

How can you be so cruel?

Ma 'am, if you don't stop, I'll hold you
in contempt.

Come on.

The jury shall disregard that outburst.

Your Honor, I move for a mistrial.

I'll take that request under submission.

We'll reconvene in my chambers tomorrow
morning at 10.

The jury's dismissed until then.

How can it not be a mistrial? They are
obviously completely prejudiced. It was

only one juror. Remove the juror, but I
still think the rest can be objective.

I see no reason to call... Your Honor, I
don't... Judge, these repeated motions

for a mistrial are a travesty of
justice.

He should be sanctioned. Oh, will you
get off it? Don't you threaten me. Hey,

don't care how short he is, Judge. You
can't let him keep pulling this. I

to this. That's enough. His constant
manipulation is disgraceful, and you

it. Counselor. If any other lawyer
walked in here and pulled the stuff that

pulled, there'd be a mistrial and jail
time. I said that's... enough,

Don't tell me how to do my job.

This trial goes on.

I'll make note of your objection for the
record, and that's all.

Thank you, Your Honor.

My client wants out.

Against my advice, he has asked me to
offer you $300 ,000 in a cut fund for

Kevin conditioned on the stipulation of
no liability.

Sorry, no deal. Oh, wait a minute.

300 matches your initial demand?

That was then. Now it's a million.

Are you crazy?

Mr. Sifuentes, I'm going to beat you.
There's nothing you can do to stop that.

That's what this is all about, isn't it?
You're going to jeopardize your

client's interest because you want the
satisfaction of a big win. And you're

suddenly throwing out fat settlement
offers so you can avoid the fat loss.

You've got a problem, Malcolm.

You've got a problem.

I've got a place.

No, no. So what happened?

You know, sometimes I can't believe how
incredibly lucky we are to have found

each other.

I know.

Some of the relationships I've had, some
of my friends' relationships. My God,

it is so easy to become cynical and give
up on love altogether.

I know exactly what you mean.

And then this.

I mean, I know it sounds corny, but the
answer is there really is a Prince

Charming. And his princess.

And they rode off into the sunset
together and they both lived happily

after.

It's like a fairy tale.

But what I can't believe is that it's
not a fairy tale.

It's real.

When I look at you, Arnie, I see
something I have never seen before.

What's that, my love?

A man I want to share the rest of my
life with.

My God, I used to make fun of people who
even talked this way. Now, ever since I

met you, it's all I can think about.

All the old, traditional values.

Marriage, commitment, home.

Children growing old together.

What, is it too soon for me to be
talking about this? Should I forget it?

No.

Of course not.

Then let's drink to us.

To love and happily ever after.

May I? I better not.

Sometimes this stuff gives me a headache
in the afternoon.

Enter.

How goes it?

It's going, Douglas, it's going.

Think you'll have something for us soon?

Maybe tomorrow.

Splendid.

Splendid.

Mr. Gianelli, would you excuse us for a
moment, please?

Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.

Sorry.

Look, we're trying to wrap things up
here, Dinah.

Did you tell me you wanted to see me?

Miss Kelsey accosted me in the garage
this morning on the way in. She demanded

apologies for my remarks yesterday
regarding your hypothetical resignation.

She implied that if said apologies were
not forthcoming immediamento, you'd both

resign taking all your clients with you.

She said what?

Stuart, I never meant to malign your
abilities or your value to us as a

All I was trying to suggest is that in a
small shop like ours, any fusion of

voting partners represents a threat to
the integrity of the power base.

Not to imply that you and Miss Kelsey
aren't of independent caste or would

necessarily vote as a bloc.

There's no need to belabor it.

I'm sure you understand.

But in the event my remarks caused you
any apprehension or embarrassment...

I certainly apologize.

So noted, Douglas.

Then, if we're straightened out, I'll
leave you to it.

Thank you.

This wasn't so painful, was it?

No. Proving that the shortest distance
between two points is a straight line.

Excuse me?

Be a man next time. Don't send your
girlfriend to fight your battles.

Juicy.

Poor, deluded man, falsely imprisoned, a
cold, brutal killer who confesses the

perfect murder to his bright and
beautiful attorney, cynical old XDA with

ticker brought in as outside legal
counselor.

I think I have the solution to your
dilemma, Miss Kelsey.

Tell me, please.

Resign, write it as a novel, sell it to
the movies, and live happily ever after.

Actually, what I was hoping was that you
could find a way for me to hang this

bastard out to dry in the real world.

However, what I will settle for is your
opinion of my legal obligations.

Unfortunately, offhand, I know of no
precedent in the law that will allow you

circumvent privilege.

You know, I find it ironic, to say the
least, that a man without an ethical

in his body...

with using my professional ethics
against me to prevent me from doing

right. Smart knows his law, not your
average dolt.

I know it's a long shot, but if there is
any way, any way at all... Nothing

would please me more, Miss Kelsey, than
to be your hero of the moment.

Thank you.

Is this the complete file?

Yeah. Good.

You know, I think of myself as a
pragmatist most of the time.

Just I've never had a case where the
stakes were so high or the consequences

tragic. You should have been a DA.

It sounds interesting.

I don't know a lot about it.

But I understand these people are very
happy fulfilling menial tasks.

And he's incredibly diligent about
following instructions.

He really knows about systems. His
mother says that he travels all over the

by himself.

Plus, it could save us a lot of money.
If you figure at $5 an hour... Five?

Minimum wage is $3 .35.

Douglas, we are talking about a 36 -year
-old man.

You just said he was more like 10.

A 10 -year -old doesn't have to pay the
rent or buy groceries.

We are talking about $200 a week, and
you said yourself that we're throwing

more than twice that on Messenger.

I like your thinking.

Of course, any decision in his favor
would only be on a trial basis.

But it's possible.

I'll recommend it to the partners.

Thank you.

Opposing counsel on several occasions
has accused me of making myself an issue

in this trial.

Well, if that's true, then, dear God, I
am very much ashamed.

Now, if any of you are thinking right
now about my adversity or my handicap or

my hardship, I beg you with all my heart
to please stop.

This cape is about that little boy.

A boy whose future lies to a large
extent with you.

Now, I don't mean to suggest you can
take away the hurt.

You can't.

I don't mean to suggest you can make him
whole or normal again.

You can't.

I don't even mean to suggest you can
make him smile.

But you can give him a chance for an
education.

experimental treatment.

You can give him hope and you can
reaffirm in his mind and the minds of

others that it is wrong for a
corporation to so willingly dismiss

name of profit.

I've noticed many of you find it
difficult to look at this boy's face.

Well, painful as it is, I want you to
take a good, long, hard look at Kevin

right now.

And then, perhaps, when you go back into
that room, you can do something

to make sure the defendant thinks twice
before he does this to the next innocent

little child.

Every expert who took that stand
expressly stated that my client's fabric

safe.

that it complied with government
regulations, and that every brand of

known to mankind would likely catch on
fire if you lit them after dousing them

with bladder fluid.

There is no evidence whatsoever to
suggest that this fabric is unsafe.

This accident had nothing to do with my
client's product, and every one of you

knows it.

Nobody's asking you not to cry for him.

Nobody is saying that this is not a
terrible, terrible tragedy.

But you can't punish my client when it
wasn't his fault.

You know, you took on an obligation when
you walked in here and became a member

of the jury to be impartial, to be
objective, and to return a verdict

which was supported by the facts.

It's okay to feel compassion.

I just ask of you,

Let you not be blinded by it.

Wendell!

Michael.

Can I buy you a cup of coffee? I have a
hot meeting with Miss Kelsey.

I'll find you after.

How's that going?

Interesting situation.

But have you got an interesting
solution?

Basically, you're dead in the water.

Great.

Let me pose a question. In the best of
all worlds, what do you want to

accomplish? The doctor goes to prison,
the patient goes free, right?

Asked and answered. Question number two.
In the real world, would you settle for

the patient goes free and the doctor is
publicly exposed?

Can we do that?

Yep.

How? You let me blow the whistle on him.

You can't.

Our conversations didn't breach my
client's privilege. They just extended

You're missing the beauty here.

What I propose to do is breach our
attorney -client privilege.

That's just as unethical. Ah, but here's
the difference. If you breach

privilege, then you're subject to severe
disciplinary action. Warren can sue you

and your firm for every dime you have.

Whereas, knowing your appreciation of
irony, try this one on.

I am terminal.

Ergo, invincible.

If I were willing to disregard the
ethics of the law, I would do it myself.

The last thing I want is for you to do
it on my behalf.

I trust you will honor that.

Can't convince you?

No.

No.

Then I'm sorry I wasn't able to help.

It's a go on your retardo.

Excuse me?

Yeah, Mr. Selworth.

The partnership okayed it on a trial
basis.

Great.

You see that? He didn't even acknowledge
my existence.

Sorry, I know I'm being paranoid again.

You have to relax. You are going to make
yourself crazy.

That's easy for you. Your whole life
isn't hanging in the balance.

You're right. I'm being extreme.

Everybody loves me, and I have a blazing
future.

I know, I'm being a jerk.

It's just letting down Markowitz on the
Spanko thing, sweating out the bar

results, which I heard are due out this
week.

Plus, I had to have dinner again at the
compound.

The compound? Yeah, I really hate the
place.

My whole family lives there. Aunts,
uncles, everybody.

And they made it very clear that if I
don't pass this time, I have to go into

the family business.

Can't you just tell them no?

Are you kidding?

Do you have any idea what happens when
someone says no to my father?

You are terrified about this, aren't
you?

How about I could end up dead?

Or worse.

I'm making myself sit.

I'm going to go call the Bar Association
again.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Anne, I've got to talk to you.

What's up?

I know this is going to sound crazy.

But Tony Giannelli's in the mafia.

What? I'm not kidding.

If he flunks the bar, he's going to have
to go back and be the head of this

whole mob family.

He told you that?

I know. It's unbelievable.

Look, he's Italian.

They live in a big compound.

He keeps talking about how people in his
family die.

He really told you this? Yes.

And you don't think maybe he was just
making it all up to sound exotic?

Why would he do that?

Maybe because he's got a crush on you?
No.

Yes. No. What if he makes you an offer
you can't refuse?

Great. I'm going to end up sleeping with
the fishes.

Madam foreperson, is this the verdict of
the jury?

It is, Your Honor.

What say you?

On counts one and two of the complaint,
we, the jury, find in favor of the

plaintiff and order the defendant to pay
compensation to the plaintiff in the

amount of $4 .5 million.

Your Honor, the defense moves for a
judgment for the defendant

the verdict and the alternative, a new
trial.

I'll take it under advisement.

Court is adjourned.

I'll seek counsel in chambers.

I'm going to want briefs on this, but I
must say, Mr. Schuyler, I'm extremely

inclined to grant the defendant's
motion. You must be joking. I see no

here to support liability.

I don't think it's a reasonable verdict.

The jury heard all the evidence. You
can't throw out the verdict just because

you don't like it.

Or is it me you don't like?

The truth is, I should have granted the
directed verdict. But I was hoping the

jury would let me off the hook and come
back with the right result.

Since they didn't, I have to act.

This is despicable.

It's a gross abuse of discretion, and
I'm completely stunned... Bear me,

Counselor. Every ounce of discretion cut
in your favor.

Well, how can you do it to that boy?
It's offensive.

I have a responsibility here. Jeff,
because I'm a dwarf, you think you

Now, you listen to me.

You should have settled this case.
Instead, you chose to roll the dice with

untenable claim, and the only thing
that's offensive around here is your

indifference to your client's interests.

I want this attack on the record. I'll
put it on the record.

Twelve jurors saw it the same way. You
choose... Because you cloaked the facts

in a blanket of self -serving sympathy
and pity.

But the evidence stands naked in here,
Mr. Schuyler. And stripped right down,

you've got no case.

Brief's due in ten days.

Get out.

We have no idea what we're doing. We're
in the boat. We're trolling in the boat.

We're going like 60 miles an hour in the
boat. You know, do you understand what

I'm saying? We're going way too fast. I
look back. I look back. The worm is

water skiing. All right.

The worm is on one hook.

I'll bet I can be more entertaining than
that.

I was right in the middle of his
monologue.

Is that my spirit?

I wanted to wear something that smelled
like you.

Well, it was a clean shirt. It didn't
smell like anything.

Now it smells like me.

I was going to wear that tomorrow with
my chalk stripe.

Then I'll take it off.

Forget it.

It's ruined now.

Arnie, why are you making this into such
a big deal?

I would appreciate it if you'd show a
little more respect for my things.

It's one...

stupid shirt for God's sake. No, it's
not one stupid shirt.

Do you know that every time you put your
feet up on the dashboard of my Porsche,

you totally scuff the leather? Each time
you jump into the hot tub with your

moisturizer, you leave a scummy film on
the tile. Not to mention how you

continually slam the front door and
rattle the stained glass which just

to be imported from Italy.

What exactly is the point of all this?
The point is that if you cared about me,

you'd show a little more concern for my
feelings.

Your feelings?

We're talking about a bunch of stuff, a
bunch of material stuff. Stuff that I

have worked very hard for, which happens
to mean a lot to me. Which you, born

with a silver spoon in your mouth,
obviously have no appreciation for.

Oh, please.

Oh, that's it.

That's it. Go ahead. Make fun of my
feelings.

You know, you have been talking like
this ever since I started talking about

marriage and commitment. That has
nothing to do with this.

Like hell, you've been making a list
against me ever since, just looking for

escape hatch. Admit it.

You really don't understand me at all,
do you?

The only thing I've ever been looking
for is someone to love me and to respect

my feelings.

God. Nina, I had really hoped with all
of my heart that that person would be

you. You are so full of it, Arnie.

I just can't believe I didn't see it
coming.

Here.

I hope you can get the smell out.

Nina, come on.

I've expressed myself. You've expressed
yourself.

There's plenty of time to assess the
damages.

Tomorrow.

Nina!

What?

Nina, come on, what are you doing?

Oh, come on!

The night doesn't have to be over just
because of this. No, just the

relationship. And I'll try not to rattle
the same glass this time.

Paper? Thanks. I've already seen it.

Psychiatrist arrested in torture slaying
of patient.

Confessor to be released.

Nice work, Wendell. You must have called
in a lot of favors.

A few.

You did exactly what I asked you not to
do. What you expressly told me you would

not do. I didn't do it easily.

Oh, good.

You violate both my privilege as a
client and my trust as a human being.

glad you had a few doubts along the way.
You've done nothing improper. The

exposure here is all my own.

Assuming that's true, it does not alter
the fact that what you did reflects on

me both personally and professionally,
and I feel betrayed. You had an

obligation if you were going to fight my
battles to abide by my principles.

You are rearranging deck chairs on the
Titanic.

A killer is found out, an innocent man
goes free. Isn't that what you wanted?

And isn't that really more significant
than the violation of an attorney's

ethical code of conduct?

Oh, please, Wendell.

Not the ends justify the means.

After two bypasses, you stop being quite
so tied to the comings and goings of

this earth.

The rules men make up to govern their
conduct toward one another seem less and

less important in the scheme of things.

I looked at this situation which you
presented me and I felt it cried out to

corrected. And I also felt that there
was a better ending possible than the

required by a strict reading of the law.
And so I am leaving it better than I

found it.

Am I not?

Annie, Leland's been looking for you.

Never mind that. I need you to call my
travel agent and book me on the 705 to

Kona.

You got a couple of aspirins.

You're going to Hawaii with Christina
Amorelli, aren't you? As a matter of

yes, I am.

So what happened to Nina, the great love
of your life? Look, if you don't mind,

it's just a little too painful to talk
about right now, okay, Roxanne?

You're two days ahead of schedule, you
know, for the big blow -up.

Usually it takes you at least a week.
Thank you very much for all of your

emotional support, Roxanne.

My life just happens to be in shambles,
and you just have to get the last word

in, don't you? Some shambles.

A celebrity tennis tournament in Hawaii.

Okay, all right. You want to know what
happened?

She broke my heart, Roxanne.

It's a fact. There's nothing I can do
about it. The only thing I can do is

determine how I'm going to react to that
fact. And the way I see it, I can

either lie here like a victim and I can
feel sorry for myself, or I can do

whatever it takes to try and get over
the pain.

Right. Roxanne, just...

Call the travel agent.

Thank you.

Roxanne.

Hi. I'd like you to meet Benny Stolwitz.

Benny is going to be our new messenger.

Nice to meet you, Benny.

Nice to meet you.

Look, Abby.

That's a midget. Benny.

I'm sorry.

What's your name?

Benny Stolwitz.

Hi, Benny. I'm Hamilton Schuyler.

Nice to meet you.

I work here.

Oh, you're very lucky. This is a nice
place.

I know.

Bye, Benny. Bye.

This isn't a surprise.

You said your client was genuinely
interested in helping Kevin.

I was wondering whether the offer for
the track fund might still be open.

I can check.

Personally, I think if we had another
trial, I'd still win.

But I can't justify putting the boy
through that ordeal again.

I'll try to get an answer for you by the
end of the day.

Thanks.

But either way, perhaps we could have
dinner tonight and you could let me know

then.

If you've got no other plans.

No, I don't.

Dinner sounds good.

Oh, fine. Well, how about if I swing by
here around 7 tonight and you can pick

the spot?

Great.

I'll see you at 7 then.

Tony?

Hi. I just heard.

I'm so sorry.

Three years of law school, a lot of
stupid fantasies.

All gone.

Poof.

Look, maybe if you talk to them, you can
get them to let you stay on as a clerk

until you can take it again.

So I could flunk a third time?

Abby, who am I kidding? I never had it
in me to be a lawyer.

Mr. Markowitz carried me the whole time
I was here, and still it was one screw

-up after another.

What are you going to do?

Go on and quit.

Save them the trouble of having to fire
me.

No, I mean with your life.

Tony, you're too smart a guy. You don't
have to capitulate to them.

Now, maybe you're not cut out to be a
lawyer, but you are not a mafioso

What?

I know what business your family's in.

The mafia?

I swear, I won't say a word.

Come here.

The flying Gianelli?

That's my uncle Baldo. He set the
world's distance record being shot from

cannon in the 1936 World's Fair.

That's my grandfather Fabrio.

They call him the man in the moon.

Five generations of flying Gianelli.

Now it's going to be six.

A cannon?

They want to shoot you out of a cannon?

I'm the only one left who's not in a
wheelchair.

Roxanne.

Roxanne. What are you doing here?

I thought you were going to the travel
agent. I sent Benny.

What? Arnie, I've got a million things
to do here. You sent a moron?

Arnie. What about my shirts?

What about my drugstore stuff?

I cannot believe that you would try and
sabotage my weekend.

Here I am.

Let me see those.

Where's the sunblock?

In the bag.

Number six.

Good work.

I kept the ten separate.

Vinnie Stolwit, you and I are going to
get along just fine.

Come in.

Hi. You got a minute?

What's wrong?

I know you've been troubled. That's why
I didn't bring up this issue before.

What issue?

If I have a problem with Douglas
Brackman, I'll solve it myself.

And I'll do it my own way.

Stuart, I was angry with him.

It's a natural instinct to stick up for
someone you love. Yeah, but the result

was you embarrassed me, Ann. You
belittled me.

I think his exact quote was, don't send
your girlfriend to fight your battles.

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

Thank you.

Warren, case still weighing you down?

The truth is, I'm sitting here now
secretly relieved.

So this is good, then?

I wish it were that easy.

If it were the right thing to have done,
I would have done it myself.

I would have been willing to take the
risk.

Can I make a suggestion?

Sure. Let's say we drive to Dantan. As
you get the carbonara, I get the

and we crack a really good bottle of
Barolo.

Now, all the while, of course, we will
be tossing around the various

philosophical and ethical questions of
the day.

After which, we get back in the car,
stop by the video rental store, check

your basic dirty movie.

Drive home, put it on the VCR, and see
what pops up.

Ann, Peter Warren's here. Do you want me
to tell him you're gone for the day?

Hell no.

Ann, he's an axe murderer.

What you've done is really massively
self -destructive. I think you should

that. Will you be billing me for that?
Preliminary hearing has already been

scheduled. My embarrassment of soggery
both in the world charges against me

be dropped at that time. I will then
have the additional satisfaction of

you and this entire firm for violation
of privilege. You want to sue me?

Let's go.

I'm dying to take you on in court.

You're a murderer, and we both know it,
and a jury's going to know it. And if

you have the stones to sue me, this is
where you serve the papers.

Be careful what you wish for, lady.

Is that a threat, doctor?

I'm merely suggesting you think about
what you say.

You better pray that poor Elliot Robb
doesn't figure out what you did to him.

Because when he does, he'll turn on you,
and then the DA's office is really

going to be breathing down your neck.

Think about that, doctor.

Mighty Mouse, Superfly, I've

heard them all.

Last year I had a trial in Boston, and
the opposing council called me the pit

bull.

Why? Oh, I bet him.

It's just a little, isn't it?

Let me share that with you. No, no. No,
really.

Thank you.

I must say, this is the best wine I've
ever tasted.

Well, Victor, I believe there are
certain pleasures in life you cannot go

without, and a good French Bordeaux is
one of them.

It has been quite an experience, Tyler.

Me too. I'm not used to losing.

Well, you didn't.

Oh, not as far as the jury's concerned.
One -on -one, you beat me hands down.

It's a generous admission.

Look, for whatever it's worth, gimmicks
aside, it was a real treat to watch you

work.

Standing on the trial bag. Do you always
do that?

You should be glad I didn't fall off it.
That really gets you.

You know, I'd just like to say I...

I appreciate what you did for me the
other day in the toilet with those punks

the bathroom and with your client.

Hey, he wanted to do something for Kevin
all along.

I think we all did.

I don't know. Sometimes I think you get
so caught up in winning the case that

you lose sight of your client's real
interest.

Yeah.

Well, I've got to learn to play with the
pets.

Give you a ride back to the hotel?

No, thanks. I'll walk. The air will do
me good.

I'm a solitary man, Victor. I'd rather
be disliked than pitied.

Consequently, I don't have many friends.

Like us to be friends.

It would be my great pleasure, sir.

You're a hell of a lawyer, sir.

If you were a little shorter, you'd be a
real threat to my practice.

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