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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,370 Oh, mate, wait there. 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,270 You look like Jason Statham, my son. 3 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:11,070 You're his ringer. 4 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:12,460 You're delicious. 5 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:15,060 What do you reckon? 6 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:16,140 Ten out of ten? 7 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,270 Absolute salt. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,040 She's a very geeky girl. 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,600 The kind who don't take home to my bar. 10 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:43,500 She will never let your spirits down. 11 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,720 Want to get her off the street. 12 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,030 Oh, God. 13 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,460 She likes the boys in the band. 14 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,020 She says that I'm her all -time favorite. 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,020 When I make my move to her room at the right time. 16 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,040 She's never hard to please. 17 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:02,870 Oh, no. 18 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,980 That girl is pretty wild, no. 19 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:08,600 The clown girl you read about. 20 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,220 That girl is pretty cheeky. 21 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,660 I really love you, Jason. 22 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:22,520 Love it down here. 23 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,480 I absolutely love it here down at the Dave. 24 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,220 Oh, the front page. 25 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:29,790 12 o 'clock. 26 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:31,399 Don't make it blatant, but have a look. 27 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,760 Be subtle, be subtle, babe. 28 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,240 Who is it? Darren Ferdinando from school. 29 00:01:35,241 --> 00:01:38,289 That's got to be his wife, Chloe Ferdinando. I've seen her on Facebook, 30 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:39,340 you may know. 31 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,100 Oh, what? 32 00:01:43,410 --> 00:01:44,670 He's only gone a swan dive. 33 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:46,630 He's swan... Look at him. 34 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:48,750 Look at him glide through that water. 35 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,490 Oh, that's a neek. 36 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:53,780 Oh, I tell you, I'm going to just say it as it is. 37 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:57,900 He's the strongest geyser down here. We should go and say hello then, babe. 38 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,550 I might actually do that. 39 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:05,410 I'd just slip in the pool, have a little swim over. 40 00:02:05,411 --> 00:02:07,919 Sort of say something about saying that. 41 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,970 Yeah, exactly. 42 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:13,360 Yeah. You could talk to him about that documentary you watched on Think Hold. 43 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,270 Yeah? I thought that was well interesting. 44 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is it? 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,810 It's my mum. 46 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:28,379 Stuart Williams from number 36 is having a BBQ on Sunday, but we're already 47 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,160 having a BBQ on Sunday. 48 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,450 What's he... 49 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:33,730 It's only been here two minutes. 50 00:02:33,731 --> 00:02:35,829 I think I told you it'd be trouble. 51 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:37,150 You did say that, to be fair. 52 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:41,849 Didn't I? Oh, God. Didn't I? The last 40 years, my family have run the 53 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,710 Butterchurn Crescent inaugural BBQ. 54 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,330 My granddad started this thing. 55 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:50,849 And on the first year that I take over from my father, some other wally comes 56 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:52,960 down and has a barbecue just down the road. 57 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:55,870 No, no, no, no, no way, Jose. Are you stupid? 58 00:02:56,110 --> 00:03:00,990 No. Oh, ah, I'm having one. I'm in the midst of one. I'm having a panic attack. 59 00:03:00,991 --> 00:03:02,169 Oh. 60 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,410 Oh, I'm drowning. 61 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:04,780 I'm drowning. 62 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:05,880 I'm drowning. 63 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,850 Gary, Gary, you are not drowning. 64 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:11,190 Oi, oi, you are not drowning. Look at me. Look at me. 65 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,290 You need to calm down. 66 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:14,630 Get yourself together. 67 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:15,850 Get yourself dressed. 68 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:18,769 Get me another drink and go talk to your dad. Be straight with him. He'll 69 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:20,210 understand. You think? 70 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:22,180 I don't think. 71 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,460 I know. 72 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,770 No, I don't know what he's going to do, no. 73 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:48,250 Well, it puts you in an awkward position, doesn't it? 74 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,450 I'm so sorry. 75 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,650 Shoes! 76 00:03:51,651 --> 00:03:56,199 I'm just on the phone for Hazel. Listen, Mum, does Dad know about this thing? 77 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,279 Because I don't want it to come like a big deal and stuff. 78 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,499 I'm not getting involved. 79 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,560 But just so you know, if this goes south, he will be devastated. 80 00:04:03,561 --> 00:04:06,859 Well, you'll be glad to know it's not going south. It's not going anywhere 81 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,270 the south. It's going to stay firmly in the north. 82 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,580 Right, boy, as your mum told you, is she? 83 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:12,809 She told you? 84 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:14,310 Yeah, she was just saying that. 85 00:04:14,311 --> 00:04:16,689 She bought the world's sharpest knife. 86 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,230 Here it is. Just unboxed it. 87 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:20,589 I got it off internet TV last night. 88 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:23,710 And I'm going to use it on your roast at your first BBQ. 89 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:25,769 Oh, nice one. It's a cut through anything. 90 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,820 It cut through fruit. 91 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:28,830 Frozen fruit. Meat. Frozen meat. 92 00:04:28,831 --> 00:04:29,969 A hammer. 93 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,260 Why would you need it to cut through a hammer? 94 00:04:32,261 --> 00:04:36,029 Do you want a little old boy? Feed it in your hand. Go on, have a little old. 95 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:38,690 They're banned in Mexico then. Oh, well, that's a... 96 00:04:38,691 --> 00:04:41,079 Decent old bit of kit, innit? That's lovely. 97 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,190 That's definitely bringing it to the BBQ. 98 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,760 If there is a BBQ, what with everything that's gone on? 99 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,130 Oh, no. 100 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,920 Please. Not the BBQ. 101 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,090 Not the King's Butter Churn Crescent and Ogle BBQ. 102 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:58,519 First year and you've nosed it. Oh, I haven't nosed it. I haven't. I've not 103 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,950 nosed it. For everyone in this room, let me say now, I have not nosed it. 104 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,640 It's just that someone else on the Crescent is having a BBQ on the same 105 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,730 Someone else on the Crescent on the same day? Oh, he's melted. 106 00:05:08,731 --> 00:05:12,549 His arse was gone at the first hurdle. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, 107 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:13,690 no, no. No, no, it hasn't. 108 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:15,410 It's sure Williams, Bella. 109 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:19,489 He's an absolute no -boat, Dad. No -one's even going to go to his BBQ, 110 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:23,550 Well, Hazel said she's going to his, cos she didn't get an invite to yours. Oh, 111 00:05:23,551 --> 00:05:24,309 she did. 112 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:25,450 She definitely did. 113 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:27,490 I emailed and I WhatsApped everyone. 114 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:28,840 What's what? 115 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,000 No paper invite? 116 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:32,289 She's worse than I thought. 117 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,869 I said, Dad, listen to me. I'll tell you something. I'm going to tell you, all 118 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,330 right? It's sure Williams. 119 00:05:36,331 --> 00:05:38,399 I'm going to go and have a word with him. 120 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,679 You're going to have to have a word with him. You're going to have a word with 121 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,239 him. Oh, I'm going to say something. You're going to have to say something. 122 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,290 I will say something. 123 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:45,299 Oh, I will. 124 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,350 Hazel. 125 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,000 Yeah, he's going to say something. 126 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:51,390 Oh, God, yeah, I know. 127 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,480 I'm so nervous. 128 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,740 I've got to try it. 129 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,060 I mean, everyone is doing it. 130 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,620 I'm told it doesn't even hurt that much. 131 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,830 Although, obviously, it depends who you go with. You're talking about bum sex. 132 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:06,730 No, no. 133 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,399 You just say what I say, babe. I say, gal, I will do it if I'm drunk and it's 134 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,599 your birthday. Either or. Do you know what I'm saying? 135 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,650 Oh, bless you. 136 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:16,140 No, we're talking about microblading. 137 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,400 Oh, yeah, microblading. 138 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,719 Oh, they do that down here, are they? Cool, cool, cool, cool, yeah. Yeah, done 139 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,360 that, yeah. Me and my hubby Gary. You know little Gary? Son of big Gary King. 140 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,280 Used to go to school with your Darren. 141 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:30,700 Yeah, we tried it in, like, Miami two years ago. 142 00:06:30,701 --> 00:06:34,189 My gout really struggled on the microblades, though. Oh, just so you 143 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:36,780 microblading is a semi -permanent eyebrow tattoo. 144 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,250 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 145 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:41,600 Exactly, yeah. 146 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:42,800 Very specialist. 147 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:45,949 I'm having mine done this afternoon, even though my eyebrows are naturally 148 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:47,000 perfect. 149 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:48,480 Has? 150 00:06:48,481 --> 00:06:49,969 Holly Willoughby had it done. 151 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:52,140 I've no idea, babe. She's my queen, that one. 152 00:06:52,141 --> 00:06:55,169 She's like a proper lady, isn't she? I mean, everyone says I look like her, and 153 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:56,670 I'm like, oh, all right enough. 154 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:59,370 Can't see it. Have a closer look. 155 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:03,670 Are you going to put some clothes on, or...? Hmm? 156 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:05,710 Nah. Nah, nah, nah. 157 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:09,710 Nah, not until I completely, you know, air -dried. Nah. 158 00:07:09,711 --> 00:07:12,249 You see them out there, as you've got on there, girls? 159 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:16,110 Don't trust them. Nah. Gave me proper bad pink eye about a month ago. 160 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,120 Late as chicken. 161 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:35,980 Hello? 162 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:41,280 Everybody in the Crescent knows the Kings have the first BBQ of the summer. 163 00:07:41,281 --> 00:07:42,929 Sorry, who are you? 164 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:46,289 Gary. Gary King. I live at the corner plot over there. Sweet little place. 165 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:49,329 Cut the concrete lines out the front. All the bedrooms converted to one suite. 166 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:52,040 Already worth double what I paid for it. So, there we go. 167 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:54,609 Yeah, I think I know it. What seems to be the problem? 168 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:56,230 Your arrival BBQ on Sunday, mate. 169 00:07:56,231 --> 00:08:00,019 Yes, I'm having a barbecue on Sunday. It's my wife's birthday. 170 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,430 Well, I don't care if it's your wife's birthday. 171 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,260 No, it is my wife's birthday. 172 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,639 Exactly. I do not care if it's your wife's birthday. What? No, it is my 173 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,690 birthday. 174 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:15,419 Listen, there's a crescent WhatsApp group, so this kind of bedlam doesn't 175 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,439 happen. 176 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,760 All crescent business must go through the WhatsApp group. 177 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,900 Yeah, I muted that WhatsApp group months ago. 178 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,720 What? What? 179 00:08:26,721 --> 00:08:30,859 You muted a street WhatsApp group, Stuart? What if there's some kind of 180 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:32,399 emergency down here on the Crescent? 181 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,840 Really? Like what? Like two BBQs on the same day. 182 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:39,400 Listen, um... Gary. Gary King. 183 00:08:39,401 --> 00:08:42,558 Gary. Right, I mean, we've actually only invited, like, a handful of people from 184 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,489 the Crescent, so... I love this Crescent. 185 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,420 I love everyone, innit? 186 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:47,600 I know all the people. 187 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:51,739 Name any number. Name any number of the Crescent. Right, no, I'm not getting 188 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,339 into this, mate. Mate, I'll sleep on this porch. You name a number, I ain't 189 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:55,600 going nowhere till you do. 190 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:56,689 Test me here. 191 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:57,950 Name a number, any number. 192 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:02,950 Uh, number 53. 193 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,750 Number 53. I live at number 53. That's my house. 194 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:09,810 You can see that from here. You just... Any other number, just name one. 195 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:14,280 Are we still doing this thing? Yes, we're doing it. Name one. 196 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:16,370 Um, 68. 197 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:20,529 68, Alison Clark. She lives alone. Rosamund Clark, he died two years ago 198 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:21,850 his blood stopped working. 199 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:25,580 Right, well, I'm sorry to hear about that. 200 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:27,389 Where are you getting your meat from? 201 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,490 Uh, Gribbins, I think. 202 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,229 Gribbins, the butchers? 203 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:33,449 Yes, I tend to get my meat from the butchers, yeah. 204 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:35,130 Don't make a joke out of this, mate. 205 00:09:35,131 --> 00:09:38,669 Seriously. I'm telling you now, you do not make a joke out of this. Because 206 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:41,409 you've got now, mate, you've got yourself a war. You're in a war now, 207 00:09:41,410 --> 00:09:42,109 There we go. 208 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:44,169 There's a war going on between me and you, right? 209 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:46,489 Yeah, mate, you're in a war. And once you're in a war, you can't get out of 210 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:48,069 war that you're in until the war is over. 211 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:49,089 So, war time. 212 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,729 You're losing it here. This is ridiculous. 213 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:52,960 You're ridiculous, mate. So, see you around. 214 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,019 Mind the plant pot, won't you, mate? 215 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,280 Right. You're a snide, mate. 216 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,580 Gentlemen, time is of the very essence. 217 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,860 Now, I've emailed you a list of jobs. 218 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,080 First up, I need a leaflet drop advertising me BBQ. 219 00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:26,219 I want you to hit up every residence, every local business, every shop, every 220 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:31,580 pub, every gym, all the bakers in town, the kebab store, every block of flats. 221 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,420 Flats? Does your dad know about all this? 222 00:10:34,421 --> 00:10:37,639 He does, and it's none of his concern. None of yours either, Winkle. 223 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,440 I run the business how I want, when I want. 224 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:43,919 What are we going to do about the primary school job this weekend? 225 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,970 The leaky roof? 226 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,130 I've pulled it. 227 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:48,840 This is a million times more important. 228 00:10:48,841 --> 00:10:52,059 Oh, I don't know. What will Big Gary think about that? We're supposed to be 229 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,110 finished by Monday. 230 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:56,399 Don't test me in front of the other lads, Winkle, all right? Yes, Wayne, you 231 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,859 haven't got to put your hand up, son. Do we still get double bubble? 232 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:01,380 You'll have to ask his mum. She does the timesheet. 233 00:11:01,381 --> 00:11:04,059 Hey, hey, hey, don't tell my mum anything, all right? 234 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:07,700 I'm the boss. I'm the leader. This is my dance. This is my disco. 235 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:12,140 And let me tell you now, all of you are getting double bubble all weekend long. 236 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,870 There's a box of leaflets there. You lot get gone. 237 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:18,160 I've got something very important to take care of. Here he is. 238 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,290 Little Gary, head in the cloud. 239 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:22,149 What's the weather like up there? 240 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:25,640 Not actually here for banter today, so... His mother said he wouldn't be 241 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:29,649 Listen, um... It's too big for a normal pram. His old man used to schlep him 242 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,250 about in a wheelbarrow. Shut up! 243 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,160 Shut your noise! 244 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:34,790 What have I done, gal? 245 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:36,640 Stuart Williams. 246 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,150 Yeah. I know about you and him carrying on behind my back. 247 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,710 You supplying his BBQ on the very same day as my BBQ, John. 248 00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:48,529 Beardy fella. 249 00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:52,049 5 '10", rides a foldy bike. He lives down your road. Don't know he lives down 250 00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:53,510 road. That is the problem. 251 00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:57,069 That's what's created this absolute nightmare, what I'm living through right 252 00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:00,029 now. All right, all right. You know I don't want to fall out with you or Big 253 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,210 Gary. You tell me what to do, it's done. 254 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,410 Your phone is Stuart Williams. 255 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:08,640 You cancel his order, you say that you've run out of meat. 256 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,719 Then you close this place down for a week or two. Lie low, John. 257 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,789 I'll cover all your cuts. I'll give you a nice little drink on top. 258 00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:19,050 And from now on, you don't call me Little Gary no more. 259 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,410 What do I call you then? Big Gary? 260 00:12:21,411 --> 00:12:24,789 Well, not Big Gary. Big Gary's my dad's name, so... Great Big Gary. No, I don't 261 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:25,569 want to... Old Gary. 262 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,549 No, no. 263 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:30,040 Tunky Gary. No, that's just offensive, John. So, no. Fat Gary. Just Gary! 264 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,510 From now on, I'm just Gary, all right? 265 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:38,020 Get in there. 266 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:40,200 Oh, 267 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,380 not up there. 268 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:50,389 You all 269 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:55,990 right? 270 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,590 Yeah, sweetheart, yeah. 271 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:03,310 I'd like to get my head under from time to time because I was a water baby. 272 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,120 Oh, you do dance, yeah. Oh, 273 00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:12,439 they look banging, actually. 274 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,940 Yeah, they don't look fake, but they are fake. 275 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,390 But they look real, do you know what I mean? 276 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,400 Yeah. Yeah, you should get yours done. 277 00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:20,399 Already am, babe. 278 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,479 Yeah. Yeah, your mate Kay's doing, she's like the Banksy of eyebrows, so, you 279 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,439 know. 280 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:29,060 Gonna look all nice. My gal at his big BBQ, you know what I mean? 281 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,980 Oh, love a cookout. 282 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,130 What's that? 283 00:13:33,131 --> 00:13:34,139 A what out? 284 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,190 A cookout. 285 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,880 Oh. Sorry, it's an Americanism for barbecue. 286 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,330 Right. 287 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,970 Nice. 288 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:49,120 Well, look, you should come to our cookout, because we are... What can I 289 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,190 cowgirl? 290 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,410 No, 291 00:13:53,411 --> 00:13:56,599 seriously, you should come along and bring your Darren. I know Michael Gary 292 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,739 would absolutely love that. 293 00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:03,699 I'll come, 100%, but can't say for sure about Darren, because... Oh, God, I'm 294 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,269 really not supposed to say anything, but can you keep a secret? 295 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,690 Er, yeah, thanks. 296 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,410 He's doing the dry lining. 297 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:16,550 He's really happy with his work. He's already texted Lee Dixon and Alan 298 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,480 Maybe he can get in with them and Gary Lineker. 299 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,350 You're talking serious money. 300 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:22,520 Oh, well, yeah. 301 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:23,940 Fair play to you. 302 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,110 That's massive, yeah. 303 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,420 Yeah. 304 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:31,870 Still the same people, but we are doing a little bit better than everyone else, 305 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,030 do you know what I mean? 306 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,640 Quick. Bring your son. 307 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,270 How's it all going? 308 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,820 Well, it was okay, but we've had a big setback. Absolute disaster, in fact. 309 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,380 I'll let Mr. Bounce explain. 310 00:14:55,740 --> 00:15:00,020 Benny Bounce. Castle, slides, pools, balls. If it bounces, we hire it. 311 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:02,399 Mr. Bounce, an absolute honour to meet you, sir. 312 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,819 What seems to be the problem? 313 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,310 It's your inflatable slide, I'm afraid. We can't fit it in your garden. 314 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,480 Okay. Are you absolutely sure about this, Ben? 315 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,400 Maybe we go without it, gal. 316 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,360 Maybe move on, mate. 317 00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:19,099 No, no, no, no, no. That inflatable slide, that's an imperative part of my 318 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,600 vision. I need it. 319 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,990 OK, just give me a second. Let me have a little think. 320 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,900 I've got it. I've got it. 321 00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:30,539 The way I see it, there's only one option. We're going to have to knock 322 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,620 into Mrs Watson's garden next door. 323 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,930 That's the only way we're going to do this. 324 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,090 Miss Watson, love. 325 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,790 Hello, Mark. 326 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:46,619 I'm just going to love some bits and bobs in your garden here, all right? You 327 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,079 ain't going to notice that they're there. 328 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,240 Thank you very much. 329 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,080 You're more than welcome. 330 00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:55,469 Right, it's grim in here. I'm not going to lie to you. It's pretty disgusting. 331 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,210 The poor old birds let herself down. 332 00:15:57,310 --> 00:16:01,069 Let's get a lawnmower, some strimmers. Let's get it cleaned up ASAP, boys. 333 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:01,749 do it, yeah? 334 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,220 Sorry, so where do you want the port -a -potties? 335 00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:07,049 In here, mate, in Mrs Watson's garden, all right? That's why we've knocked it 336 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,220 through. And where are the waltzers going? 337 00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:12,349 Well, everyone listen to me, because I'm going to say this once. 338 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:16,749 Port -a -potties, waltzers, inflatable slide. In fact, all of the rights come 339 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,150 here in Mrs Watson's garden. 340 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,740 Love the smoking area in here too, all right? 341 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:35,980 Morning, Gal. 342 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,240 You all right? 343 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,110 Yeah. This little piggy went to market. 344 00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:42,649 Mate, I'm up against it. I've got no time for joking and stuff. Get that meat 345 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,890 the chest freezer by the DJ booth at once. 346 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:48,060 Gal. Randy, mate, pick up your feet when you're moving, son. 347 00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:51,849 That fence won't move itself, boy. Gal, I need to show you something. So, 348 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,950 basically, I went to see Kay last night. 349 00:16:53,951 --> 00:16:55,449 What, mad Kay from the flats? 350 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,500 Yeah. 351 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,280 It's my eyebrows. 352 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,270 Morning, Chet. Whoa! 353 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,780 What, weren't you expecting us? 354 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,979 Didn't you know we were coming? All right, mate. 355 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,959 Here, get her a Benadryl, gal. She looks like she's going to sneeze. 356 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,659 All right. 357 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,580 Carry on, mate, with what you're doing. 358 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,300 What have I done, gal? 359 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,000 And why are they so high? 360 00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:30,000 And they're like fucking Coco the Clown. I mean, what am I going to do? 361 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,560 Kids' entertainment. 362 00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:34,059 Well, that's enough out of you. You get that meat in the freezer, you take your 363 00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,560 boy and you get out of here. Yeah. 364 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,720 No, sorry, Gail. I'll make you right. 365 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:39,590 Shut up. 366 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,680 I cannot let anyone see me like this, Gary. 367 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,030 I look like I've just slipped on a piece of Lego. 368 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,310 Now, you listen to me. 369 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,010 What? 370 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:55,039 Your surprise face is my favourite face out of all the faces. What are you 371 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,090 doing? 372 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:57,820 Yeah? Oh, yeah. 373 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,780 When we were 16, first French kiss. 374 00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:04,969 Down by the window, you find out that I've got my tongue pierced. 375 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,020 Surprise face. 376 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:10,289 When you thought that we couldn't go to Ibiza because I'd contracted worms off 377 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,340 that street cat. 378 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:14,200 But I turned up your ass, picked you up, we went. 379 00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:15,740 Surprise face. 380 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:21,269 When we found out you were pregnant with our Teddy, even though we thought I was 381 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,320 a Jaffa. 382 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,400 Surprise face. 383 00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:29,829 See, your surprise face is a cornerstone of all the happiest moments of my whole 384 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:30,880 life. 385 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,830 Thanks, Gail. 386 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:42,940 I love you, but I need to get this BBQ sorted. 387 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,659 Oh, hold on, I've got something to tell you. Um, um, Chloe just texted me. Mm 388 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,710 -hm. 389 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,080 Darren Ferdinando's coming to the BBQ. 390 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,200 Oh, man, she's going to cry. 391 00:18:57,201 --> 00:19:01,049 Please tell me you're not pulling my plunker, babe. He's really coming, babe. 392 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:04,120 This ain't a dream. This is real life. This is really happening. 393 00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:07,389 I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. 394 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:09,809 Darren Ferdinand, I was coming to my house to play. 395 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,530 Yeah. Oh, babe. 396 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,000 Thank you. 397 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:17,489 I need to change my outfit. That's the first thing I need to do, innit? I can't 398 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,429 go, I need to think about this, babe. I need to think about it. Oh, white skinny 399 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,610 jeans. Yes, yes. 400 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,970 Oh, gal, gal. What? No socks. 401 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:25,740 Yeah. 402 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:45,570 I could hardly see. 403 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:49,810 Now it seems you want to run out on me. 404 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:57,489 Now after all this time, tell me can't you see all this love that I'm giving 405 00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,150 to you. Give him that log. 406 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,230 Cancel logger. 407 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,610 Give him the beans full of cancel logger. 408 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,850 That beans full of cancel logger. 409 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,770 What? You're kidding me. 410 00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:12,399 Yeah, it's built with the brim of cancel logger. Supermarket owned stuff. 411 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,439 It's a bit tacky, that. 412 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,510 I just bought classy stuff. I went with, like, Stella, Peroni. 413 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:19,939 Someone must have just smuggled that gear in. You're going too early on them, 414 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:22,899 Coles. They're not even white yet. Yeah, they are. They're fine. They're lovely 415 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:23,399 and white. 416 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,510 Winkle said you sold one of the work firms. 417 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,000 What? You did what? 418 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,230 I didn't. I haven't sold anything. I swear, Dad. You need to turn them 419 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:35,519 I'm turning them. I'm in control here. I did the lad's timesheets, and they've 420 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,979 charged Double Bubble for helping you here, rather than finishing that school 421 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,030 job in Margate. 422 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:45,649 You've used company money to pay for this fiasco. Fiasco? This is not a 423 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,270 This ain't a fiasco by a long shot. 424 00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:50,649 It's a smashing success, Dad. Look, everyone's having a great time. 425 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,570 really loving it. You're burning it now. 426 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,530 Look, you've got a turn to make, son. 427 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:56,250 Rotation, rotation, rotation. 428 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,850 Got you a beer, big gal? It's a Belgian one. 429 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:03,040 Can't wait to see this world sharp as knife. You don't do things by half, you. 430 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,450 Oh, don't. Here we go. 431 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:05,720 He's ruined. 432 00:21:05,721 --> 00:21:09,909 She has ruined the world sharpest knife. I just put him in the dishwasher. 433 00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:12,680 Just? He struggled to cut through a mango this morning. 434 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,970 Oh, my God, your eyebrows. 435 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:17,430 Yeah, I know, Denise. Thank you. 436 00:21:17,431 --> 00:21:19,549 Right, babe, action stations. 437 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,290 Chloe and Darren have just arrived. 438 00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:23,060 Go say hello. 439 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:24,580 Right, they're here. 440 00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,430 Right, I've got this, I've got this. 441 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:31,849 20 years, 20 years I've been waiting for this. Winkle, man the BBQ, all right, 442 00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:32,900 boy? 443 00:21:33,581 --> 00:21:35,659 Hello, babe. 444 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:36,710 Thanks for coming. 445 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,020 Oh, what happened to your eyebrows? 446 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,800 Oh, they are so awful. 447 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,699 Oh, no. 448 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:46,080 No, no, no. It's exactly how I wanted them, yeah. 449 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:51,959 It's actually my girl's favourite face out of all the faces what I do, so... 450 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,010 right. 451 00:21:54,371 --> 00:21:56,379 Hey, there. 452 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,430 How you doing, man? 453 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,680 Um... Melbourne. 454 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,620 We actually went to school together. 455 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,190 Gary King. 456 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:10,029 Big chestnut All right, yeah sort of forgotten all about you, but then I'll 457 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:14,550 you down at the Dave the other day and I was like wow you're swimming and stuff. 458 00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:15,660 I'm saying to my wife. 459 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:20,069 Yeah, that guy's got you had amazing technique. You've got that locked down 460 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:26,769 front crawl Maybe yeah, I'm just not I'm I can't do it 461 00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:30,190 Yeah 462 00:22:33,431 --> 00:22:35,299 Oh, God. 463 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,759 Oh, well, actually, that's what I was going to say to you. 464 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,200 Guess who I saw the other day? 465 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,290 Cheryl Philpott. 466 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,370 Yeah, I saw her in Asda. She's married to Phil Joss now, of all things. 467 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:49,000 By all accounts, looking at probably getting a loft extension. 468 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,520 What was I going to say about it? Oh, yeah. 469 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,660 You're doing the trial lining at Ian Wright's house. 470 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,680 Oh, yeah. 471 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,390 Yeah. 472 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,290 Yeah. 473 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:31,279 Oh, man. 474 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,760 So nice just catching up and talking about stuff. 475 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,540 I haven't seen you for so long, so just, yeah. 476 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,060 Yeah, just nice seeing you, bro. 477 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,880 Good seeing you, mate. 478 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:46,630 See you later, yeah? 479 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,740 So, how'd that go, then? 480 00:23:48,741 --> 00:23:52,679 I don't know exactly how I thought it was going to go. Yeah, yeah. Did it come 481 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,559 out just like we practised? Exactly. We were just, like, chewing and frying 482 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,610 beautifully. 483 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,210 Nice. 484 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,130 Oh, it's true. 485 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,280 There's your BBQ, mate. 486 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,850 What do you want? 487 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,000 I'm here to put a few to bed. 488 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,570 Listen. 489 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:41,399 You jumped in at the deep end with this BBQ thing and... ..you made yourself 490 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,170 look like a bit of a mug. But I want to say, here's my heart. 491 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:46,430 Here's my hand, mate. 492 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:50,280 I want to invite you, your wife, your kids, come have a hot dog at my place. 493 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,600 And, uh, genuinely, I'm actually sorry. 494 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,880 No one came to your stupid BBQ. 495 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,500 No, it's fine. We, uh... We just moved it. 496 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,770 What? 497 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,860 We, uh... Moved it. 498 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,900 You can't just move a BBQ, mate. 499 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,320 We're in the middle of a war here. 500 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,920 An absolute war. 501 00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:28,340 I mean, I've thrown everything at this thing. I've thrown grands at it. 502 00:25:28,341 --> 00:25:32,559 I've got fire breathers over there. I've got waters. I've got Stavros Flatterley 503 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,180 turning up in half hour. Why? 504 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,900 Because I need a barbecue. 505 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:38,310 Oh. 506 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,320 You've done me, haven't you? 507 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,390 Oh, mate. 508 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,420 Oh, mate. Touche. Touche. Fair play to you. Fair play. 509 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:48,860 But I'm putting it around everywhere. You are a schneid. 510 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,560 You're a double schneid. And the invite to you, your wife and kids? 511 00:25:52,561 --> 00:25:56,499 Uninvited. Never, ever again. You'll never come to one of my BBQs. Well, it 512 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,499 actually looks like you have a bit of a problem down there anyway, mate, so... 513 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,720 Oh, you're joking, mate. 514 00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:04,660 Mind the plant pot, won't you, mate? And this ain't over. 515 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,030 Not by a long stretch. 516 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,330 Swat. 517 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,520 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 518 00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:13,000 Guys, guys, guys, what's going on? 519 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,170 Is this your ass, sir? Yeah, it is as it goes. Gary King, this is my gas. 520 00:26:17,171 --> 00:26:18,429 What can I do for you, officer? 521 00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:21,990 Well, we've... Guys, let's not go yet. Let's not be too hasty. 522 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:24,629 Let's have another drink inside. Give me a second here, will you? I'm just 523 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:27,809 trying at the moment... Guys, I've got confetti cannons in here. We're going to 524 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:29,269 do confetti cannons. All right, mate. 525 00:26:29,270 --> 00:26:31,740 Karaoke hasn't even started yet. Come on, fellas. 526 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,840 Guys. Bobby. 527 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,229 Bob. 528 00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:37,649 Dad, what's going on, mate? We're going to cut a pint with Dale. Top man, isn't 529 00:26:37,650 --> 00:26:40,309 he? Yeah, we're doing a dry line up here, right? Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. 530 00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:44,069 where are you going? Dad, where are you going to go to, mate? Just text me, all 531 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,409 right? Are you going to be in the snug? 532 00:26:45,410 --> 00:26:47,259 Dottie, love, you're not going to know your dots. 533 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:50,870 Dot, what? No, come on, girls, you're not going, are you? Mr King! What? 534 00:26:50,871 --> 00:26:53,579 We've had a complaint from one of your neighbours about excessive noise 535 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,959 pollution, so I'm afraid we're going to have to close the stand. 536 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,999 Listen, mate, the whole point of this BBQ is that everyone from the street is 537 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,699 here. That's the point of it, is that... 538 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:14,280 Yeah. 539 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,310 Got your Jager bomb. 540 00:27:21,259 --> 00:27:24,300 Look, be honest with me. 541 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,740 How do you think today went, BBQ -wise? 542 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,480 Babe, everybody loved it. 543 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,250 Babe, it was like proper Ram -O'd. It was brilliant. 544 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,740 Do you know I enjoyed it the most? 545 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:36,990 No. 546 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,310 Me? 547 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:42,580 I'm so proud of you, like, really proud. 548 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,930 Crossed me out and me minion, hoped to die and all that shit. 549 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,730 I love you. 550 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,370 I love you too, babe. 551 00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:58,549 You hold that full, because I'm going to put an ass on, and then we're going to 552 00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:02,100 have a little dance, and then we'll have a bunk up underneath the stars. 553 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:16,270 Oh, you did it. 554 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,570 Oh, oh, oh, here we go. 555 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:27,490 Oh, this little girl, her name is Maxine. Her beauty's like a bunch of 556 00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:33,269 If I ever tell you about Maxine, you'll always say I don't know what I know. But 557 00:28:33,270 --> 00:28:34,730 murder she rose. 558 00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:37,790 Murder she rose. 559 00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:39,950 Murder she rose. 560 00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:42,670 Murder she rose. 561 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,270 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44616

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