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I can't believe you brought me here.

Where are all the hot guys?

If I don't get fucked soon, I'm gonna explode.

Girl, you just got a divorce.

Don't you think you should wait a little while before you start picking up

strange guys in a bar?

No way. I'm finally free to fuck whoever I want.

I should just go. This isn't for me.

No. Please stay.

I'm sorry.

I'm being a bad friend.

Let's just catch up, okay?

Okay. Alright. I'm gonna go check on Danny and the kids.

Hi.

How you doing?

Real well now.

I know.

I don't know what I'm doing here either.

It's freaking like she wants to pretend we're in college again.

Of course I'm wearing my wedding ring.

Are you kidding me?

I'll never take that off.

When I get home, I'm going to suck your dick like it was our honeymoon.

You know, back in college, I used to blow all the bartenders.

Their dicks were big.

You got a big cock?

Please say yes.

No,

no, I won't be out long.

Mm -mm.

Whoa.

But none of them bartenders were this big.

Fuck. What is my thesis?

I don't give a fuck.

I've got a fucking big dick in all my

fucking arms.

Look how fucking erect it is.

Those veins start popping.

So lickable.

You're gonna make my holes big for this big dick, aren't you?

Just looking at it makes my mouth water.

Fuckin' lickable balls.

Look

at

it.

It's getting bigger.

Fuck.

What is this?

Stick your finger in my ass.

Oh, shit.

That's a big pump, that shit.

I can't take it anymore.

I want you to put that big cock in my ass.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Sure, honey.

I love you, too.

I promise I'll rush home.

So, how's the fam?

Oh, they're great.

Kids wanted to stay up all night, so Danny's got them all hopped up on sugar.

He's pretty hopped up, too.

Really? He is going to get it later tonight. Oh, my God.

Lucky.

So, how old are your kids?

They are six and eight now.

The oldest, we just started in violin lessons. Her teacher is amazing.

Oh, God.

So much has been going on. Yeah?

Yeah. If you know how everything just seems to pass by. Yeah, it happens all

once, you know? God, I feel like they were just in kindergarten.

Aw. God.

And now we have this asshole fucking neighbor. Oh, my God. He doesn't want to

share the good neighbor fence, and he's, like, ripping up my garden.

Fuck.

It is... You know this home ownership?

I don't... I just... It's... I think it might be overrated.

I can't...

I can't even grow roses without a complaint.

Oh, is that so? I just don't even understand it. Sometimes I wish I could

back to being single again. Like back in the days when we had no kids and no

responsibilities. Could fuck whenever I wanted to.

Oh, yeah.

So tell me more about these TTA beads.

Oh, my God. They suck. You would not believe the women that go to these

They're fat, wearing sweatpants, and all they do is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

bitch, bitch, bitch.

I'm like, my kid this, and my kid that, and my kid... No, fuck that. Wow.

It is the biggest pain in my ass.

Yeah. Big.

Big. Big. You know it. You know it. Oh, my God.

My heart.

Blows me away.

Blows me away. It's like they're trying to stretch my last nerve.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, stretch.

Oh, yeah.

You get it. I know. You get it. You feel me. Oh, yeah. I can tell. Oh, I feel

it. I feel it. I know. Holy shit, I feel it. Big ass pain. Oh, fuck. Big, big

pain in my ass. Oh, yes, yes.

But other than the PTA and my asshole neighbors, life is good. I got a good

husband. The kids are great. You know, I really can't complain.

So, sounds like everything's good.

Is he doing something to you?

Who? The bartender.

Oh.

Oh, my God!

Diamond! Relax.

You two are... Who does this?

I do not believe this.

I can't. I can't deal with this. I'm leaving.

That is the biggest dick I have ever seen.

Fuck yeah.

Now that's the Simone I know.

I'm going to put that big thing back in my hat.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, right there.

Oh, shit.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck my friend, Mr.

Bartender.

It's a big dick. I can't believe you can take that big of a dick in your ass.

You're such a filthy slut.

I am a filthy slut. You are. You better not tell my husband about this. Oh,

yeah, I won't. You know I'm not going to do that. If he finds out, he'll kill

me. Oh, yeah.

Oh

Yeah. Oh, shit. Ooh, ooh, ooh,

ooh.

So damn good. Yes, yes, yes.

How big your fucking dick is. Shit.

I hit the jackpot tonight, girl. We did.

I do want this dick.

Give me this dick.

Give

me

this dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

You want this shit?

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Take it all up in there. I want it in my ass.

I want it in your ass, too. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. I knew you were crazy.

Holy shit.

Just like that.

Yeah. Clamp down on it.

There you go.

Got it in there.

Fuck the shit out of it.

There you go.

Ready to ride.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

I feel so fucking good.

There you go.

Yeah.

That's my nasty girlfriend.

Oh, yes.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

That's it.

Put it back in.

I want that.

That's it. Right there. Right there. X marks the spot.

You know you want it deep in there.

I'm gonna ride this fucking thing.

Yeah.

Oh, I love a long hook. They're big.

Yeah. They're good.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love

how

that big dick just curves up in my ass.

Fuck! Fuckin' beautiful.

Oh shit.

Oh, follow me in. That's it.

Oh,

there. Like that.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

I gotta get this.

There we go.

More dicks.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Come on, take it. Oh, fuck that dick.

You know you're doing good. You know you're dirty, don't you? Oh, my God.

yeah. Fuck yeah. Mm -hmm. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah. You're going to be hanging with me more often.

It's so fucking good.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

You're getting a little fucking crazy.

I know it does.

Come on, girl.

I bitched for like 45 minutes while you took that piss the first go around.

That girl.

Can I have some more? Let me have some.

Can I have some more? I had to share.

I had to share when I was a kid. You did.

You did.

You did.

Oh, she's in her life.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck!

Fuck, that takes so fucking good.

Fuck yes.

Yes.

Yes. You know I want to take that shit.

Yes. And all that fucking cum on my face.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

That's right.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. No.

Big dick.

Yeah

Yes, we should.