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Alright, let's get on getting this horse. Which one do you want?

You want 2G or... I want 2G. You can't get 2G. I want that girl. I don't know

what her name is.

99 bucks.

Holy fuck is she hot. Oh my god, I would love to fuck her. Alright, where are we

going to get 100 bucks, though?

I... I don't know.

God damn.

I'm a fucking whore, dude.

Man, I meant hoarder.

Oh, yeah. We got a lot of useless shit lying around here. Fuck.

Man, no kidding.

I got an idea.

What's up? Dude, we have a yard sale.

We could sell some of this junk.

That's a great idea.

There we go.

That's a great idea, man.

Yeah. Get all of this out of here. Here, man. Here, here, here.

Just toss the beautiful shit out of here.

That's right.

We're gonna get some steak on our hangover tonight.

Yeah. How much do you think we're gonna make out of all this? Enough to get our

pickles wet. That's all I care about.

Amen to that.

What the fuck is everyone?

Nothing. The streets are desolate.

Fuck, man. I'm never going to get laid.

Hey, you're home early.

Dude, I didn't know you had a hot sister.

That's my mom, Apple.

All right.

Hello.

Hi, Mom.

Aren't you quite the gentleman?

Yeah, of course. Here, please. My pleasure.

I see you boys are having a yard sale.

Yeah, it's not going too well.

How about I go inside and make you up some signs to post around the

neighborhood?

Yeah.

Here you go. Put them around the neighborhood.

That should get you some traffic in here.

Yeah, that's actually perfect.

If we get these on the main street, we're bound to make some money.

And while you're out there, can you please go pick up that milk that I asked

to pick up yesterday, please?

Yeah, I got it. Yeah, get out there.

Make sure you get them on the main streets, too, where you get more people.

Thank you.

Would you mind helping me with something inside?

Uh, yeah, of course. It would be my pleasure.

Uh... Oh,

hey.

So, uh, you, uh, you needed help with something, huh?

Would you please be a dear and help me get that table beside you outside,

please?

The table?

Outside?

That's it?

Yeah.

Sure.

This thing's kind of heavy.

You want to...

So you just want it out there, I guess?

Whoa!

Wow, the areolas and the nipple precision is very...

They look nice.

Actually, on second thought, I'd rather you come play with my tips.

Yeah, you know, I could totally do that. I could do that.

Okay, well, how about you quit stuttering and come on over here

know, your best friend, my son, is about to be back and we don't want to get

cock -flocked. No, no, no.

Not at all.

It's between us, right?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my goodness.

It's all perfect.

I like

that. Oh,

you do? I do, too.

Is that okay? Yeah.

I love getting my tits played with.

Well, you could hire me a nephew, I think.

Has my son ever told you how much of a slut I am?

No, he actually never brings you up at all.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

I'm the biggest slut in the neighborhood.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, and I like to fuck all my friends' friends, but he doesn't know that.

Really? Yeah.

Thank you for choosing me. As long as they play my tip.

Yeah. Of course.

Mm -hmm.

I get off being a slut. Does it bother you that I'm a slut? No, not at all.

You're not my mother.

Oh, yeah, keep playing with those tits, baby.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Yeah.

All the moms in the neighborhood are really jealous of me.

Yeah, I know. My mom, too.

Fuck all the fucking jokes that all the boys bring home. Oh, my God. You are

fucking incredible yourself.

Mm -hmm.

There you go. Make that titty shake.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Oh, good. Yes, right there.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Make that fucking nipple on your tongue.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, my God. You are so fucking perfect.

You like his tits? Oh, my God, yes.

I love the way you cry with them.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god,

this

box is so perfect.

You like this?

Oh my God, yeah.

Quit talking and do it because we're going to run out of time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love it when you play with my tits.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my God, you taste so fucking good. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Put this dress down.

Yeah, get it off.

She's probably out plastering the signs all over the place. Don't worry about

that right now. Yeah, you should be done with the block. You worry about taking

care of this. Oh, it's so beautiful.

It's just

like that baby.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

You know what?

I haven't sucked on a cock in some time.

What? I've loved such a dick.

Loved it such a dick.

What? Yeah, before.

Come on, here. Lick my little asshole.

Oh, look at you.

Turn it this way, then. Hold it this way, too.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I want

to

see that big dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God. Oh,

my

God.

I always see you looking at my big fucking tits.

And I've seen the outline of your big tits in your pants.

I've been wanting to fuck you for so long.

Your dick is so perfect for my mouth.

I want you to fuck my face.

Yeah,

I'm like fucking my mouth.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I can't take it anymore.

Yeah, why don't you just sit down so I can fuck you. Yeah, of course.

Oh my fucking tits, baby.

Yeah. Yeah.

Right there.

Oh my god, I'm so tired.

Oh, God.

You should have fucking pinned me over. Oh my God, yes, please. Like a good

fucking split. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God. Fuck you.

Yeah,

you're fucking me so good.

Oh, my God.

You're fucking me really good, baby.

Yeah, you just feel so fucking busy. Yeah. Yeah. You're nice and tight when

you're fucking hot.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh,

baby,

yeah. There you go.

You're so good.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Come back on me.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, like me too, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, come back on.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Fuck.

Yeah, wow, baby.

Fucking love growing my little slut pussy on a fucking hot. Oh, my God,

That's fucking terrible.

I just feel so...

I want you to fucking roll me over so you can look at my face while you play.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm excited.

I'm going to keep on making that tight little pussy.

Oh,

so good.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

God, that feels so good.

Yeah,

there you go, suck me, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Don't quit sucking me now.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's fucking perfect.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a little slut pussy.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck, it's so good.

There you

go.

Yes, put me good.

Put me good.

Yeah.

Oh, you're fucking so good.

You fucking let me come all over that big dick today.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh,

God.

Perfect, you are.

Thank you.

Yeah, baby, just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God, yeah.

Just like that.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Oh, yeah.

So good.

So fucking tight.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Look at those perfect pushing feet.

You like them? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Am I your favorite mom in the neighborhood?

You've always been my favorite mom.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah, baby. Just like that. Yeah. You put me so good.

Oh, baby. Oh, my God. You're going to make my fucking fat pussy come off your

butt. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, I want you to hold your legs. Here. Hold them back like that. That looks

so... Fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Look, your pussy's so tight to me.

Look at that perfect little hole of yours.

You like that fucking pussy hole?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah. All your friends do, too.

Oh, let's not say that again.

I want to hold it myself.

Oh, baby. It's all your pussy, baby.

Yeah. It's all yours. Oh, my God.

Hold your legs. That looks so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

I love the big dick. Yeah, you like that? Yeah, I do.

Oh, I do. I'm so good with it.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, baby.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, right there. Oh, yeah. Just like that? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, you're good.

Oh, I love you pushing my tits.

Yes, yes, I love you pushing my tits.

Oh, get your

hands around like that.

Thank you.

I want it all in my tits.

Do you want to taste it too? No, I don't want to get off my face.

Oh my god.

Fuck. Oh my god, babe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like that.

Oh my god.

Yeah. Oh my

god, babe.

Yeah.

Oh my god. Yeah, I like that.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. This is so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Your cock tastes delicious.

Oh, my God. You are amazing.

Oh, my

God.

He took that pretty well.

I should maybe help him out with the garage sale.

Thank you. Do you want that table to be moved out too?

No, it's okay.

All right. Thank you. Yeah.

I love being a slut in the neighborhood.