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Dear diary, I did something really naughty today.

I had a lie to my tax man just to get him over here.

I told him that I was being audited.

Such a lie.

But I just wanted him to come over and fuck me and fuck my ass.

I came as soon as you called. You needed me for something?

Yeah, I'm being audited again.

Audited? Yeah.

That's impossible.

You know, we went over your taxes last time. We had all the receipts. I did

everything that needed to be done.

That can't be true.

You cannot be audited. No way. But you know how horrible.

Keeper of my receipts.

Did you forget to give me something?

Or was there something?

It's possible, but you know, if we kind of go over everything, maybe.

I cannot believe there's no way.

You cannot be on it. That can't be true.

I mean, and by the way, well, you couldn't just make a phone call and say

being on it. I had to come all the way over here. I mean, this is way out of my

way. You know, if I have extra questions or you needed some information, I can

go. Here we go again.

I did everything that you needed to be done.

Your taxes are fine. There's no way you could be on it.

and you were my tax guy. You were my go -to.

Did you forget to give me something?

That's possible. I did forget one thing.

From the last time?

Yeah.

Let me confess to you.

What did you forget?

What did we forget?

You are great.

Help me with my taxes.

Right. Tax season is over.

We've already done your taxes.

I know, but there was one little thing, little, not minor, it's

pretty major for me.

Really? What's that?

Last time you were here and you just, you know, you did fuck me pretty good.

That's right.

I told you, once a year, no problem.

But you didn't fuck my ass.

No, I didn't, did I?

No, you didn't. That's why you called me over here?

Mm -hmm. So you're not getting audited?

No.

Wow. That's my confession.

You make it really hard to say no.

Yeah.

I didn't realize you pulled out of a very important meeting. I'm a busy

I will make it worth your while.

I love you.

So we're gonna make this twice a year now, huh?

You're the best text I've ever had.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm ready for this cock in my ass.

Are you? Yeah.

Yes, please.

You need to lick my pussy first, though.

Yeah. Gladly.

Come on, Christian.

I want you to audit my pussy.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You want more of those two fucking fingers?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you're the one.

You're my tag.

It's not fucking good.

Oh god damn.

Yeah? Yeah.

I love

doing

my taxes on you.

It's all over my face. Yeah? Yeah.

It's been in my ass.

Got to come over and do it again. I'm going to have to make up something.

I've got to have him come back.

Until next time, dear diary.

Hugs, kisses, and licks.

Dume.