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-[ Grunts ]
-Oh, John.
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-I“m going in.
-Hang on!
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Mum?!
What are you doing here?
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Why didn“t you call us?
We“d have picked you up.
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I don“t need a lift.
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I“ve got one.
A friend of mine.
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Drives a cab in his spare time,
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so he“s used to
the supermarket run.
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-Hi.
-Hi!
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ROY:
Lovely day.
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-He“s a happy one.
-He“s getting married next week.
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Oh.
Who“s the lucky lady?
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I am.
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Ready.
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-[ Camera shutter clicks ]
-This is lovely, isn“t it?
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It“s too expensive.
And that“s before the tips.
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Look at them,
hovering like vultures,
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waiting to pick over
the bones of my wallet.
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Why do they have
to get married here?
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It“s only Joan, isn“t it?
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She“d be happy in the back room
of the community center.
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Maureen wanted a nice venue.
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We can“t afford to stay here.
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You shouldn“t have accepted
the invitation.
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You“ve got to learn
to say no to people, Joyce.
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-Ask me if you can go home.
-Other than me.
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John and Maureen
have always been there for us.
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Just smile and join in
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and try to behave
with a bit of dignity.
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Why couldn“t they get married
at the beginning of the month
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-when we“ve got some money?
-Alan! Joycie!
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-Hiya!
-Nice place, eh?
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-Yeah, lovely.
-Are you gonna use the spa?
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I bet it“s a while
since you“ve been pampered.
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Joyce is the only person
allowed touch my body.
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And even
she“s on limited access.
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Alan.
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Hey, they“ve even got
colonic irrigation, you know.
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Yeah, well, why not?
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They“re already trying to suck
everything out of my pockets.
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JOYCE: [ Sighs ]
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I“m so pleased for her, finding
love a second time around.
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Her marriage to my dad
was a struggle for her.
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He was emotionally detached.
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-Oh, dear.
-I had a lucky escape.
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Daughters
of emotionally detached fathers
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-can turn out to be a bit tarty.
-I didn“t know that.
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I just want her to have a lovely
couple of days, you know?
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Must have taken
a lot of planning.
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The hotel
sent me an online form.
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Took me about five minutes.
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-Oh.
-Hiya!
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Hi.
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What“s Trevor wearing?
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Well, I“ve been a bit concerned
about him lately,
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because of his lack
of assertiveness.
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So I took him
to an image consultant,
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got him
a color-awareness makeover.
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It turns out
orange is his power color.
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Well, the idea is,
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it“ll make him assertive
and more confident.
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It“ll also help him to be
more expressive sexually.
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That“s a bonus, isn“t it?
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I feel like I“m not myself,
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-you know?
-No, thank you!
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I don“t need to wear orange
to assert myself.
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-I“m perfectly capable of that.
-Why don“t you tell Carol?
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Oh, I couldn“t do that.
She“d be cross.
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Hey, it“s very important that we
see Roy has a good time tonight.
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Yeah, well, you want
to welcome him into the family.
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I want to make sure
he doesn“t pull out.
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I“ve waited 20 years for someone
to sweep Joan off her feet.
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I don“t want him ducking out
at the last minute.
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Did you bring a shotgun?
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ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do, do ā«
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-ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do, do ā«
-It“s the orange.
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It“s working!
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They“re here.
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I should tell you, you might
notice a difference in Mum.
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Oh.
How do you mean?
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Oh, she“s loosened up a bit.
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-We“re here.
-Oh!
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We“ve got
a reception committee, Joan.
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-Afternoon, all.
-This is Roy.
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Roy, this is Carol, Joyce,
Alan, and, uh...another one.
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Hi, ladies.
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-Hi!
-Hi.
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These must be your sisters,
then?
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-Oh!
-[ Laughter ]
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-You look fabulous, Joan.
-10 years younger.
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20 years younger.
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So, nearly as young as Roy.
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Roy“s found me
a fantastic physio.
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Plus, I give her a bit
of Reiki massage myself.
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Magic hands.
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It“s like having
your very own Paul Daniels.
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Who hasn“t dreamed of that?
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-TREVOR: Where“s the wheelchair?
-JOHN: Gone.
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It“s a miracle, yeah. She only
uses it now when it suits her.
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She got on the front row
of a Michael BublƩ concert
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-with it last week.
-Looking forward to the big day?
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Oh, very much so, Alan, yes.
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I“ve landed
the woman of my dreams.
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Oh, stop it.
He“s always embarrassing me.
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You must be very happy, Joan.
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All right,
you don“t have to shout.
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Nice outfit.
You been pollinated yet?
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-[ Laughter ]
-Oh, very good.
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So, you two met online, eh?
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That“s unusual, isn“t it?
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That“s how everybody meets now.
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I get lots of offers
in the chat room.
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It“s a bit of a cattle market
out there.
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Makes you glad
we“ve already bought our cattle.
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Uh, well, cows.
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Uh, livestock.
[ Chuckles ]
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What I mean is,
it makes you glad
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that we“ve already purchased
our products.
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Are you finished?
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I was considering
a couple in the end --
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this one here
or Tony from Gambia.
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Oh, sounded very nice.
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"Great body, great bum,
and great sense of humor."
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I think I know him.
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Too late
to change your mind now.
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Is it? I haven“t deleted
my account in the chat room yet.
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I can see
she“s gonna keep me on my toes.
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So, what do you do, Roy?
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Are you retired or...
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or not quite yet?
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I“m semi-retired.
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I was running
a couple of businesses,
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but they didn“t work out.
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-Not all of them do.
-ROY: I“ll keep trying, though.
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Just like my marriages.
I“ve had four before this one.
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-JOAN: Fifth time lucky, eh?
-[ Laughs ]
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Right.
Let“s get you settled in.
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You“re getting married
in the morning.
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-Let“s do it.
-MAUREEN: You and Roy
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have got separate rooms.
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Oh. Okay.
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-That“s all right, isn“t it?
-Fine with me.
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We don“t want any hanky-panky.
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-[ Laughter ]
-No, we don“t.
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-We have a laugh.
-I can see that.
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Yeah.
See you later, everyone.
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-Yeah, okay.
-Bye!
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We“ll catch you somewhere.
Okay. Bye.
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What the hell“s going on?!
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He“s 20 years younger than her.
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He must be after her money.
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We must talk
to John and Maureen about this.
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We forgot something.
Just popping out.
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-See you later.
-Yeah.
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Roy“s taking me down
to the cashpoint.
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I“m getting some money out
for him.
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He“s a bit short at the moment.
Coming.
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Plenty of women have toy boys.
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Not 70-year-old toy boys.
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He“s nowhere near 70.
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-How old is he, then?
-69.
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He“s either after her money,
or he“s a bit, you know.
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-Constipated?
-Mad.
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What are you talking about?
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Going for older women.
He might have a mother fixation.
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A lot of men do it.
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Lots of men
have mother fixations?
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Have you ever heard
of "cougars"?
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You ever heard of "Psycho"?
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Love is blind, Alan.
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Why do you think
Joyce ended up with you?
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All we“re saying
is that maybe you and Maureen
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should look into this
a bit more carefully.
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I“ve waited 20 years for someone
to take Joan off my hands.
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Don“t cock it up for me now.
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-Roy! You having a drink?
-Oh, no, thanks.
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Come on. It“s the night
before your wedding.
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No, I“m not much of a drinker.
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I avoid it if I can.
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Sensible advice.
Yes.
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What a down-to-earth,
sensible bloke.
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We“re thinking of having a round
of golf as part of the stag.
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Actually, I“d be happier
staying here in the hotel.
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I“ve got a pacemaker, you see.
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It“s fine.
I just...
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Easier to keep the exercise
to a minimum.
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They“ve got golf buggies.
You don“t even have to sit up.
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We can lie you down in the back
with the clubs.
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So, what do you want to do, Roy?
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I was hoping to sample the spa.
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It“s amazing, isn“t it?
Finding love at her age.
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Well, romance isn“t age-specific
is it?
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Oh, that“s true.
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We inherited
my granddad“s tortoise,
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and that was mating
well into its 90s.
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There“s hope for Mum, then.
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We“ll just have to feed her
plenty of lettuce.
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Are you not worried
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that she might be
rushing into this a bit?
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Well, she can“t think about it
too long.
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He“s a bit younger than her,
though, isn“t he?
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Well, she would be hard pushed
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to find anyone that wasn“t,
Joyce.
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It“s just that some people...
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-Not Roy.
-Oh, not Roy.
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No. But some people exploit
older people in a relationship.
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You think
he“s using her for sex?
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Not sex, no.
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Can“t you just get past
the age gap?
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We just think you should
find out more about him.
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-That“s all.
-They met online.
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Lots of people meet online.
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He“s been married four times.
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That doesn“t mean anything.
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We think he“s marrying her
for the money.
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You said
you didn“t think he“d do that.
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-I was lying.
-[ Sighs ]
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We“re basically paying
for someone to beat us up.
219
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,761
-You“ll enjoy it.
-I“m not leaving a tip.
220
00:08:55,761 --> 00:08:58,361
I think
it“s a very good idea, Roy.
221
00:08:58,361 --> 00:09:00,762
-Very relaxing, isn“t it?
-You“re very smooth.
222
00:09:00,762 --> 00:09:01,762
What happened to your hair?
223
00:09:01,762 --> 00:09:03,732
Carol wants me
to be more Continental,
224
00:09:03,732 --> 00:09:05,802
so she gets me waxed regularly.
225
00:09:05,802 --> 00:09:07,633
He“s full of surprises,
isn“t he?
226
00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,633
Some women prefer it.
227
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,603
I can understand that, yeah.
Maureen“s the same with her car.
228
00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:15,204
I see they“ve found more oil
under Gatwick.
229
00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:16,834
Yes, and that“s not
the last of it either.
230
00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,264
-No?
-No.
231
00:09:18,264 --> 00:09:20,505
Fossil fuels aren“t done yet,
by any means.
232
00:09:20,505 --> 00:09:23,305
There“s a lot of potential
down there still.
233
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,705
Did you know
that man has only been able
234
00:09:24,705 --> 00:09:27,436
to bore down 2 kilometers
below the Earth“s surface?
235
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:28,836
Some men
can bore further than that.
236
00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:32,507
-I“m not doing this.
-You“ve got to do it, Maureen.
237
00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:35,237
You don“t want Joan
being taken advantage of.
238
00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:37,507
-It“s illegal.
-He“s taking her money.
239
00:09:37,507 --> 00:09:38,537
That“s illegal.
240
00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,138
We“re just trying to find out
a bit more about him, Maureen.
241
00:09:41,138 --> 00:09:42,468
There“s nothing wrong with that.
242
00:09:42,468 --> 00:09:44,468
But we can“t get in.
We need his key.
243
00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:46,539
Why didn“t you let
her and Roy share a room?
244
00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:47,809
We could have used her key.
245
00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:49,869
They“re not married yet.
It“s not normal.
246
00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:53,340
That“s the bit
that isn“t normal!
247
00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,510
Excuse me.
Sorry.
248
00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:57,910
But I“ve forgotten my key.
249
00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:59,571
Could you let us in?
250
00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:00,741
Is it your room?
251
00:10:00,741 --> 00:10:02,941
-Sort of.
-We“re family.
252
00:10:02,941 --> 00:10:04,511
JOYCE:
Almost family.
253
00:10:04,511 --> 00:10:05,512
We will be tomorrow.
254
00:10:05,512 --> 00:10:08,542
-She will be.
-My mum“s fiancé.
255
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:09,842
They“re getting married
tomorrow.
256
00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,373
He needs his lucky teeth.
257
00:10:12,373 --> 00:10:14,813
Oh, thank you!
258
00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:17,343
You can come back
and do the room later.
259
00:10:17,343 --> 00:10:18,614
What if he comes back?
260
00:10:18,614 --> 00:10:21,214
-I could stand guard.
-Well done, Carol.
261
00:10:21,214 --> 00:10:22,814
What should I do
if I see him coming?
262
00:10:22,814 --> 00:10:24,645
-You make a noise.
-Okay.
263
00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:26,145
Is that all right?
264
00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:27,645
Just wanted to be clear
about it.
265
00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:29,245
-Yeah.
-I“m perfectly capable
266
00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:31,176
-of thinking for myself.
-Of course you are.
267
00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,346
CAROL:
Okay, then.
268
00:10:32,346 --> 00:10:33,646
Okay, let“s go.
269
00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:34,946
What kind of noise?
270
00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:38,247
I“ll just cough.
271
00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:39,917
Or sing.
272
00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,417
No, I“ll cough.
273
00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,448
No, sing.
Singing“s better.
274
00:10:46,618 --> 00:10:50,179
This place reminds me of a hotel
I once stayed in in Morocco
275
00:10:50,179 --> 00:10:52,179
when I was working
on the oil rigs.
276
00:10:52,179 --> 00:10:53,649
I thought you were in business.
277
00:10:53,649 --> 00:10:55,679
Oh, this was
before the business ventures.
278
00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,880
-And after the Army.
-You were in the Army?
279
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,550
Mm.
I was discharged early.
280
00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,280
Was that on a medical?
281
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,821
There was an incident
involving a local woman.
282
00:11:03,821 --> 00:11:05,781
It got blown out
of all proportion.
283
00:11:05,781 --> 00:11:08,581
As these things do,
yes, but -- Oh.
284
00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:11,252
How come
you got a female masseur?
285
00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:12,682
She could have gone
to any one of us, John.
286
00:11:12,682 --> 00:11:13,882
It was totally random.
287
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,252
Oh, you don“t think
it could have been
288
00:11:15,252 --> 00:11:17,153
something to do
with your color scheme, then?
289
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,883
It“s a load of mumbo jumbo,
John.
290
00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:20,523
The idea that I“m gonna change
291
00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:22,284
from some normal,
run-of-the-mill bloke
292
00:11:22,284 --> 00:11:25,784
into some kind of cool guy just
because I“m wearing orange socks
293
00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:27,724
is utterly ridiculous.
294
00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,785
[ Bottle clatters ]
295
00:11:29,785 --> 00:11:30,855
-Thank you.
-No worries.
296
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:35,786
ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do, do ā«
297
00:11:35,786 --> 00:11:37,786
So, did you enjoy that?
298
00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:39,856
Yeah, very good.
How about you?
299
00:11:39,856 --> 00:11:41,357
Everything beating normally?
300
00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,727
Oh, it“s fine.
301
00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:46,387
The crucial thing is making sure
it stays at a steady rate.
302
00:11:46,387 --> 00:11:49,358
It“s like the spa version
of that movie "Speed."
303
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,958
You“re doing very well, Alan.
Maureen would be proud of you.
304
00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:54,689
I know it means a lot to her
to see Joan happy.
305
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:57,529
A massage and a facial“s
a small price to pay, isn“t it?
306
00:11:57,529 --> 00:11:58,729
TREVOR:
What next, Roy?
307
00:11:58,729 --> 00:12:01,830
I“ve always wanted to try
a back, crack, and sack.
308
00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:04,330
-Okay.
-Hang on. What is that?
309
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,330
Well, that“s when they strip
all the hair --
310
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,561
It doesn“t matter.
We“re doing it.
311
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,631
-We can“t do that.
-I“ve already had it done.
312
00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:11,591
-All over?
-In for a penny...
313
00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:13,161
And you think you know someone.
314
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:15,592
-Is it painful?
-No.
315
00:12:19,632 --> 00:12:21,233
What are we looking for?
316
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,533
Clues.
317
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,793
[ Sighs ]
What are we -- the Famous Five?
318
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:26,794
I“ll just have a quick look
on his computer.
319
00:12:26,794 --> 00:12:28,334
No.
Let“s just go.
320
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:31,364
We can“t get onto his laptop
anyway.
321
00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:34,835
He“s already logged on
to Facebook.
322
00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:38,865
Oh! Look!
323
00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:41,496
He“s got loads of photos
of them together.
324
00:12:41,496 --> 00:12:43,196
Doesn“t mean anything, Maureen.
325
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,397
Fake marriage applicants
take loads of photos
326
00:12:46,397 --> 00:12:48,697
to fool immigration
all the time.
327
00:12:48,697 --> 00:12:50,367
Let“s check his e-mails.
328
00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:51,938
Joyce, do not check his e-mails!
329
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,738
Maureen, Joan is getting on.
She“s vulnerable.
330
00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:58,969
It“s perfectly reasonable
to think that someone like Roy
331
00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:01,839
has an ulterior motive
for being interested in her.
332
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,900
It“s a pension statement.
333
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:08,970
He“s loaded.
334
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,340
Blimey.
335
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:11,941
Is it too late
for me to marry him?
336
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:12,771
[ Gasps ]
337
00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:14,171
[ Footsteps approaching ]
338
00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:18,542
[ Sighs ]
339
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:19,802
[ Breathes sharply ]
340
00:13:19,802 --> 00:13:20,942
ā« La-la ā«
341
00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:22,902
ā« La-la, la-la, la, la ā«
342
00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:26,603
ā« La-la, la-la-la, la, la, la ā«
343
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:29,703
[ Loudly ]
ā« La-la, la-la-la, la, la, la ā«
344
00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:32,474
Hello, there!
Where you off to?
345
00:13:32,474 --> 00:13:35,244
Just going to Roy“s room.
He wants his phone.
346
00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:38,475
ā« Oh, la-la,
la-la-la, la, la, la ā«
347
00:13:38,475 --> 00:13:39,875
[ Coughing ]
348
00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:42,945
-You all right?
-Yeah.
349
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,876
You -- You want
to borrow my phone?
350
00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:47,846
Oh, will it have lots
of pictures of that orange man?
351
00:13:47,846 --> 00:13:49,576
-Yeah.
-No, thanks.
352
00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:51,247
[ Coughing ]
353
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,277
Oh, and you better not
be giving me that cough.
354
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:56,878
Oh!
355
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,708
What are you two doing?
356
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,408
Uh...looking through
Roy“s stuff.
357
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,248
What for?
358
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,879
We don“t know anything
about him, Mum.
359
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,180
And you are a bit older
than he is, so...
360
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:11,250
And you think
he“s after my money?
361
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,580
-Yeah.
-But now we know
362
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,980
that you“re after his.
363
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,811
So that“s all right.
364
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,511
Didn“t you hear my noise?
365
00:14:18,511 --> 00:14:21,211
I tell you what -- That“s given
me a new level of respect
366
00:14:21,211 --> 00:14:23,252
for Trevor“s pain threshold.
367
00:14:23,252 --> 00:14:24,412
You sure
you don“t want to sit down?
368
00:14:24,412 --> 00:14:26,352
-No. No, no, no, no.
-No, no, no.
369
00:14:26,352 --> 00:14:28,212
I didn“t hate it
as much as I thought I would.
370
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,183
-I did.
-Yeah, so did I.
371
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,683
At the very least, she could
have warmed up that spatula.
372
00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:34,283
Oh, here are the girls.
373
00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:35,454
Did you find anything?
374
00:14:36,184 --> 00:14:38,514
-Joan told me.
-MAUREEN: I am sorry.
375
00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:40,254
We just didn“t know
anything about you.
376
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,815
You could have been
a serial killer.
377
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,315
Well, not a serial killer.
378
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:46,215
Oh, no. No, not a serial killer.
Obviously.
379
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:47,555
But just a bit strange.
380
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,216
-Abnormal.
-Odd.
381
00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:50,356
We“ll stop now.
382
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,586
I“d have done
exactly the same thing.
383
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:54,517
As you say, I could be anyone.
384
00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:56,357
You“ve got to be sure,
haven“t you?
385
00:14:56,357 --> 00:14:57,587
I feel terrible.
386
00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,457
Please don“t.
No need.
387
00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:00,557
Can I get you a drink?
388
00:15:00,557 --> 00:15:02,358
-No, thanks.
-Go on.
389
00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:04,288
-No, really.
-Go on, Roy. Just for us.
390
00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:05,888
-Just one.
-Okay, just for you.
391
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:08,659
-Large scotch.
-I thought you didn“t drink.
392
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,719
Well, I wanted
to make a good impression.
393
00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:12,559
It“s a big day
meeting the family.
394
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:15,290
No one thinks badly of you, Roy.
Do they, Joyce?
395
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,920
-No.
-There you go.
396
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:20,961
Cheers.
397
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,691
Ahh!
398
00:15:32,592 --> 00:15:35,223
-What“s this?
-Chorizo omelet.
399
00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:36,493
Do I like it?
400
00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,493
Feeling a bit delicate?
401
00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:40,894
-At both ends.
-It was worth it, though, Al.
402
00:15:40,894 --> 00:15:43,294
We needed to smooth things over
with Roy.
403
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:44,894
Can we not talk
about smooth things?
404
00:15:44,894 --> 00:15:46,225
You don“t want that.
405
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:47,695
Do you want me to get you
a proper breakfast?
406
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:48,765
Don“t need anything.
407
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,525
-There“s plenty here.
-But it“s mine.
408
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,626
Isn“t it about time
Joan was down?
409
00:15:52,626 --> 00:15:54,826
I mean, the ceremony
starts at 11:00, doesn“t it?
410
00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,426
Roy needs to get a move,
as well.
411
00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:57,666
-CAROL: Morning!
-Morning!
412
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,667
Sorry we“re late.
413
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,767
Oh, your mum
wants to have a word with you.
414
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,897
-She“s in the lounge.
-I“ll go and talk to her.
415
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,897
You two go and wake Roy up.
416
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,468
I haven“t finished me breakfast.
417
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:07,968
Yes, you have.
418
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,229
JOHN:
Come on, Trev.
419
00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:15,799
I can“t get my corsage
to stay on.
420
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:18,830
Something tells me you“re
the kind of man who could.
421
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,600
ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do, do ā«
422
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,430
Love your tie.
423
00:16:24,971 --> 00:16:28,801
ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do ā«
424
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:31,902
Roy? Roy?
425
00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:33,372
You don“t think
he“s done a runner?
426
00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:33,902
He“ll be asleep.
427
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,273
ALAN: Roy!
428
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:38,873
Why isn“t he waking up?
429
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,203
We could just go in.
430
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,273
We“ve got no key.
431
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,374
-Where“d you get that?
-I lost my key last night.
432
00:16:45,374 --> 00:16:46,604
After the bars closed.
433
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,574
While we were still trying
to find our rooms.
434
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,975
Just after you took Roy outside
to throw up.
435
00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:53,375
It“s a passkey. The girl
on reception gave it to me.
436
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,535
The receptionist gave you a key
that opens up all the rooms?
437
00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:56,976
Yes.
She insisted.
438
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:59,436
You must never use your powers
for evil.
439
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,836
[ Lock disengages,
cellphone beeps ]
440
00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:06,477
Roy! Roy!
441
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:07,937
Roy.
442
00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:09,838
Come on.
You“re gonna be late.
443
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:14,208
-Roy?
-Is he...
444
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,608
I don“t know.
445
00:17:15,608 --> 00:17:17,279
He did have a bit
to drink last night.
446
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,609
Yeah, but that
wouldn“t have killed him.
447
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,479
-That might.
-Aah!
448
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:23,740
Morning.
449
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,780
The girls
are getting jumpy downstairs.
450
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:28,240
I“ve just had a text from Carol.
451
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:34,981
-I“ll tell them to wait.
-[ Cellphone beeping ]
452
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:37,682
Roy is the best thing
that could ever happen to her.
453
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,012
-Hi, Mum.
-JOYCE: Hi!
454
00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:41,483
-Hi.
-How you feeling?
455
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,683
-Fine.
-What“s on your mind, Joan?
456
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,913
Well, I“ve been thinking
about Roy.
457
00:17:45,913 --> 00:17:47,543
Oh!
[ Chuckles ]
458
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:49,944
Steady on,
this early in the morning.
459
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,614
-What you thinking?
-I don“t want to marry him.
460
00:17:54,715 --> 00:17:57,815
Oh, my God.
He“s dead, he“s dead, he“s dead!
461
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,415
All right, love.
Just calm down.
462
00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:00,585
TREVOR:
You“re going to be okay.
463
00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,916
People get over all sorts
of traumatic experiences.
464
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,516
But he“s dead, and I killed him!
465
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,316
I“m not saying
it won“t take you a while.
466
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,217
-We better call the manager.
-No, you can“t do that!
467
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,887
-Why not?
-He“s my husband.
468
00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:11,617
JOHN: [ Stammering ]
Hang on.
469
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:13,888
-Let“s think about this.
-What is there to think about?
470
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:16,648
Why don“t you just finish
getting dressed, eh?
471
00:18:16,648 --> 00:18:18,248
That“s it.
There we go.
472
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:19,848
That“s it.
473
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,949
-[ Sighs ]
-[ Knock on door ]
474
00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:24,819
Roy?
Are you in there?
475
00:18:24,819 --> 00:18:26,720
-It“s Carol.
-We can“t let her in.
476
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,520
-[ Knock on door ]
-Why not?
477
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,950
Let“s just think
about what we“re doing.
478
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:31,250
-What do you mean?
-Last night,
479
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,490
we were pouring drinks down him.
480
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,921
I don“t want
people thinking we killed him.
481
00:18:33,921 --> 00:18:34,951
-We didn“t kill him.
-Exactly.
482
00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:36,291
-You killed him.
-[ Breathes deeply ]
483
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:39,291
Roy! We“re all waiting
downstairs, my love.
484
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,592
-Say something.
-Like what?
485
00:18:40,592 --> 00:18:42,992
-Anything.
-Hi, love.
486
00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:44,792
-CAROL: Trevor?
-Yes?
487
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:47,323
[ Breathes deeply ]
Is Roy in there?
488
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:49,023
-Yes.
-CAROL: Oh.
489
00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:51,253
It“s getting late.
490
00:18:51,253 --> 00:18:53,854
Will he be much longer?
491
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,425
He might be a while.
492
00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:00,925
What am I doing?
493
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:03,495
Just indulging meself --
That“s what it is.
494
00:19:03,495 --> 00:19:04,655
No, it“s not.
495
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,926
Just because you“ve got
a few years on the rest of us,
496
00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:08,796
there“s no reason
not to lead your life.
497
00:19:08,796 --> 00:19:10,726
You“ve got to go for it Joan.
498
00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:15,497
Everyone“s taken so much trouble
over a stupid old thing like me.
499
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,497
Old people
get married all the time.
500
00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:19,258
So do stupid people.
501
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,498
And Claire“s on her way
with the kids.
502
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:23,958
And Terry.
And even Pete and Kath.
503
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,299
Doesn“t that make you want
to go through with it?
504
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,799
Knowing all those people
are gonna be there for you?
505
00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:31,330
It would,
if I liked any of them.
506
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,660
What about Roy?
He“ll be so disappointed.
507
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,960
He“s still young.
He“ll find somebody else.
508
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,301
Won“t you miss him?
509
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,801
We“ll keep in touch.
510
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:41,431
What about all his jokes?
511
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,701
Oh, they“re not that good.
512
00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:45,902
What about his magic hands?
513
00:19:46,732 --> 00:19:47,732
Oh, all right.
514
00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:51,463
We“re all here, so we might
as well go through with it.
515
00:19:58,604 --> 00:19:59,604
Has she gone?
516
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:03,805
All clear.
517
00:20:03,805 --> 00:20:05,335
What are we going to do
about him?
518
00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:06,405
Well, we“ve got
to tell somebody.
519
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,835
We can“t just leave him here.
520
00:20:07,835 --> 00:20:09,906
Where is he?
521
00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:11,606
Well, maybe she moved him.
522
00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:13,236
What, you think
the maid tidied him up?
523
00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:15,236
No, I didn“t.
524
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:16,837
-Aah!
-Aaaaahhh!
525
00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:18,567
[ Screams ]
526
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,667
Trevor, why don“t you
take her down to your room
527
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,767
-and calm her down?
-Come on.
528
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,838
Let“s go
and get some hot sweet tea.
529
00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,768
That“s what you need
after a shock.
530
00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:28,608
I don“t know
what I was thinking.
531
00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:32,339
I mean, I don“t usually do
this sort of thing.
532
00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:34,669
-That“s Colin!
-Who“s Colin?
533
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,370
My husband!
534
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,470
Oh!
The manager.
535
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,410
Don“t worry.
I“ll sort it out.
536
00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:47,371
-[ Alarm blaring ]
-ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do, do ā«
537
00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:49,642
Excuse me.
I“m terribly sorry.
538
00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:51,872
I“ve just hit that fire alarm
by mistake.
539
00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:53,842
Now, we don“t want
a full fire drill, do we?
540
00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:55,743
-Don“t worry, sir.
-Thank you so much.
541
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:58,513
ā« Do-do-do-do, do, do, do ā«
542
00:20:58,513 --> 00:20:59,843
Who are you?
543
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:00,974
Trevor.
544
00:21:00,974 --> 00:21:02,944
-[ Elevator powers off ]
-What“s happening?
545
00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:04,314
-[ Alarm blaring in distance ]
-Fire alarm.
546
00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:05,974
Oh, my God.
547
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,875
-It“s all right, Mum.
-JOAN: Oh, yeah.
548
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,945
We“re in the safest place
for a fire.
549
00:21:09,945 --> 00:21:11,545
That“s what they say, isn“t it?
550
00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:13,946
When there“s a fire,
head for the lift.
551
00:21:13,946 --> 00:21:15,716
You“ll be safe in there.
552
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:16,976
What were you doing?
553
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,716
Playing dead.
554
00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:20,377
How was that gonna work?
555
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:22,547
Got me out of three marriages.
556
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,047
Bit of gallows humor there.
557
00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:26,347
No, I thought I“d get out the
window when you left the room.
558
00:21:26,347 --> 00:21:27,618
What are you -- Spider-Man?
559
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:28,678
Why did you do it?
560
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,848
I“ve got
an addictive personality.
561
00:21:30,848 --> 00:21:32,648
I“m addicted to sex and alcohol.
562
00:21:32,648 --> 00:21:34,349
-You love Joan, though?
-I do.
563
00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:36,819
Well, that“s the main thing,
isn“t it?
564
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,020
[ Sighs ]
565
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,480
Have you pressed
all the buttons?
566
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,850
No, I left a few out.
567
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:46,481
It“s feeling a bit close.
568
00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:47,981
That“s “cause
we“re stuck in a lift, Mum.
569
00:21:47,981 --> 00:21:49,681
I“m feeling hot!
570
00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:51,781
-It“s all right, Mum.
-I“ve got to get out of here.
571
00:21:51,781 --> 00:21:53,782
-Get me out!
-She“s having a panic attack.
572
00:21:53,782 --> 00:21:55,352
-Calm her down.
-JOAN: I need some air.
573
00:21:55,352 --> 00:21:57,382
Get me out of here!
Get me ou--
574
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:58,382
What are you doing?
575
00:21:58,382 --> 00:22:01,253
Well, she might calm down
if she can“t see anything.
576
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,383
She“s not a budgie.
577
00:22:02,383 --> 00:22:04,853
JOAN: [ Blows ]
578
00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:08,884
Are we gonna tell Maureen?
579
00:22:08,884 --> 00:22:10,884
We don“t need
to bother her with this.
580
00:22:10,884 --> 00:22:13,025
I mean, everybody
has last-minute wobbles
581
00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:14,885
before their wedding.
582
00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:17,685
Hey, Paula, Terry.
It“s in the function room.
583
00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:19,886
We“ll be down in a jiffy.
584
00:22:19,886 --> 00:22:22,826
Everyone“s expecting a wedding.
Who are we to deny them?
585
00:22:22,826 --> 00:22:23,926
I think we should tell her.
586
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,757
They“re getting married Alan,
and that“s that.
587
00:22:25,757 --> 00:22:27,387
But she“ll be married
to a different person
588
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:28,727
to the one
she fell in love with.
589
00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:30,787
-Who isn“t?
-Fair point.
590
00:22:30,787 --> 00:22:32,728
No, thank you.
591
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,728
We“re going to make you
a nice cup of tea,
592
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,358
and then when you“re feeling
better, we can get you home.
593
00:22:38,329 --> 00:22:40,289
-Hi, love.
-Hi.
594
00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:42,459
-Who“s that?
-My wife, Carol.
595
00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:44,890
[ Sighs ]
All the best ones are taken.
596
00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:46,730
I“ve just come back
for my cardigan.
597
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,260
Yes.
598
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,431
It“s a bit chilly
in that function room.
599
00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:53,261
-Good idea.
-Who“s this?
600
00:22:53,261 --> 00:22:55,761
-Pat.
-It“s Pat.
601
00:22:55,761 --> 00:22:57,692
Pat.
602
00:23:02,062 --> 00:23:03,963
Not a bad turnout.
603
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,633
MAUREEN:
Where“s Roy?
604
00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:10,294
-He“s just nipped to the loo.
-Oh, Mum“s so happy.
605
00:23:10,294 --> 00:23:11,994
She“s made up, isn“t she?
606
00:23:11,994 --> 00:23:14,334
Who would have thought
someone would be taking your mum
607
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:16,265
off our hands
at her time of life?
608
00:23:16,265 --> 00:23:17,895
[ Voice breaking ]
I think I“m gonna cry.
609
00:23:17,895 --> 00:23:18,935
Me too.
610
00:23:18,935 --> 00:23:21,735
-You ready to go?
-No.
611
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,496
-What?
-What do you mean?
612
00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:24,866
There“s something
I need to tell you.
613
00:23:24,866 --> 00:23:26,466
We were so close.
614
00:23:26,466 --> 00:23:28,036
I...
615
00:23:28,036 --> 00:23:29,867
He“s not the man
you think he is.
616
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:33,637
Alan, we know more about Roy
than you could possibly imagine,
617
00:23:33,637 --> 00:23:35,398
and he is a sweet, decent man.
618
00:23:35,398 --> 00:23:37,468
He“s an alcoholic sex addict.
619
00:23:37,468 --> 00:23:39,598
-I knew it.
-He“s just a bit eccentric.
620
00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:40,998
It“s actually
a medical condition.
621
00:23:40,998 --> 00:23:42,639
All right, Roy.
I“m dealing with it.
622
00:23:42,639 --> 00:23:43,769
I don“t understand.
623
00:23:43,769 --> 00:23:45,769
He spent the night with a member
of the hotel staff.
624
00:23:45,769 --> 00:23:47,969
[ Laughing ]
He was drunk, to be fair.
625
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,340
What are you all
doing out here --
626
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,400
having a mothers“ meeting?
627
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,341
Joan, there“s something
I need to tell you.
628
00:23:55,341 --> 00:23:56,841
What“s that?
629
00:23:56,841 --> 00:23:58,341
I“m carrying some baggage.
630
00:23:58,341 --> 00:24:00,701
Oh.
Is it for your waterworks?
631
00:24:00,701 --> 00:24:01,972
Not that kind of baggage.
632
00:24:01,972 --> 00:24:03,872
Emotional baggage.
633
00:24:03,872 --> 00:24:05,002
I“m an addict.
634
00:24:05,002 --> 00:24:08,043
-Oh, I know that.
-What?
635
00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:09,373
You didn“t think I“d marry you
636
00:24:09,373 --> 00:24:11,303
without checking up
on you first, did you?
637
00:24:11,303 --> 00:24:12,973
I spent last night
with a strange woman.
638
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,804
You“re spending tonight
with an even stranger one.
639
00:24:15,804 --> 00:24:18,374
[ Pachelbel“s
"Canon in “D“ Major" plays ]
640
00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:22,475
You still feeling it?
641
00:24:22,475 --> 00:24:24,345
I“m on fire down there, Joyce.
642
00:24:24,345 --> 00:24:25,705
It“ll get worse later.
643
00:24:25,705 --> 00:24:27,776
Why?
644
00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:30,976
Looks like
we“re having curry for lunch.
645
00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:34,607
-CAROL: How“s Pat doing?
-Fine.
646
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,377
She just had
a bit too much to drink.
647
00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:37,447
CAROL:
I“ve been thinking.
648
00:24:37,447 --> 00:24:39,878
I“m not sure that color scheme
does suit you.
649
00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:43,448
-I mean, it“s up to you, but...
-I won“t wear it anymore.
650
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,448
Whatever feels right for you.
651
00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:47,379
You still need to be assertive.
652
00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:48,879
Absolutely.
653
00:24:48,879 --> 00:24:50,349
Maybe weekends.
654
00:24:50,349 --> 00:24:52,650
-I don“t think so.
-No, neither do I.
655
00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,580
[ Mendelssohn“s "Wedding March"
plays ]
656
00:24:58,710 --> 00:24:59,811
Mum...
657
00:24:59,811 --> 00:25:02,681
So, we both like a drink.
What“s the big deal?
658
00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:04,551
But you“re marrying
a sex addict.
659
00:25:04,551 --> 00:25:05,782
That“s a cross
I“ll just have to bear.
660
00:25:05,782 --> 00:25:08,382
But he spent last night
with another woman.
661
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,812
I“ve got a free one in the bank,
then, haven“t I?
662
00:25:10,812 --> 00:25:14,813
You sure you don“t mind
a Hindu ceremony?
663
00:25:17,753 --> 00:25:20,054
I mean, I thought
it made a nice change.
664
00:25:20,054 --> 00:25:23,684
-Add a bit of pizzazz.
-It“s very nice.
665
00:25:26,055 --> 00:25:29,285
Bloody online forms.
I ticked the wrong box.
666
00:25:29,285 --> 00:25:30,785
JOHN: Well, that“s brilliant,
isn“t it, eh?
667
00:25:30,785 --> 00:25:33,486
-Finally sorted.
-They“ll be fine.
668
00:25:33,486 --> 00:25:34,986
We“ll help them out, won“t we?
669
00:25:34,986 --> 00:25:37,957
-Yeah, of course we will.
-I was hoping you“d say that.
670
00:25:37,957 --> 00:25:40,817
I“ve booked us
a romantic holiday as a reward.
671
00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:42,887
-Ooh. Sexy time.
-If you“re lucky.
672
00:25:42,887 --> 00:25:45,288
-Where we going?
-Mediterranean cruise.
673
00:25:45,288 --> 00:25:46,658
Ooh la la!
674
00:25:46,658 --> 00:25:47,788
With Mum and Roy.
675
00:25:47,788 --> 00:25:49,618
ā« Jai ho ā«
676
00:25:49,618 --> 00:25:51,089
[ Up-tempo dance music plays ]
677
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:56,389
ā« Jai ho ā«
678
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,320
ā« I got shivers
when you touch that way ā«
679
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,990
⫠I“ll make you hot,
get all you got ā«
680
00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:02,620
ā« IĀ“ll make you want to say ā«
681
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,561
ā« Jai ho ā«
682
00:26:05,861 --> 00:26:10,492
-ā« Jai ho ā«
-ā« Baila, baila ā«
683
00:26:11,062 --> 00:26:13,022
ā« Baila, baila ā«
684
00:26:13,022 --> 00:26:17,663
-ā« Jai ho ā«
-ā« Baila, baila ā«
685
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:20,493
ā« Jai ho ā«
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