All language subtitles for Boomers.S02E05.Murder.Mystery.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng]

[ Norman Greenbaum´s
"Spirit in the Sky" plays ]

♫ Goin´ up
to the spirit in the sky ♫

-♫ Spirit in the sky ♫
-♫ That´s where I´m gonna go

when I die ♫

♫ When I die ♫

I´ve never been
to a murder mystery before.

I went to that one
at Maria and Tony´s.

I´m a bit nervous.

No one actually gets murdered.

Although we came close
when she ran out of cava.

I think I might win.

I usually get it right
on "Midsomer Murders."

Yeah. When it´s a repeat.

Careful with the drinking,
Trevor.

I don´t want you doing press-ups
in bed tonight.

Understood.

And if you´re going to do that
other thing we tried last night,

warm your hands up first.

-[ Horn honks ]
-It´s not typecasting, Alan.

I offered to bring
the main course.

They always treat us
differently.

It´s just part of the game.

Now, just relax and try
and enjoy yourself for once.

Why couldn´t he just have us
´round for a drink

like normal people do
on their birthdays?

Oh, you know John.
He likes an occasion.

Anyway,
you haven´t been put out.

I hired the costumes,
prepared the food.

All you had to do
was get him a present.

-Did you manage to do that?
-Yes!

Yeah, well,
what did you get him?

A set of bulbs
and an AA road map for his car?

That´s what you usually tell me
to get him.

No, it´s something
a bit different.

Oh, don´t forget
to put the card in with it.

ALAN: It´s very difficult

buying something
for the man who has everything.

-Oh, no. Don´t start that again.
-ALAN: Start what again?

Every time
we come to their house,

you make a big thing
about the money.

-No, I don´t.
-Yes, you do.

You get all chippy. You start
going on about his wine cellar.

ALAN: I like John,
but he can be a bit showy.

JOYCE:
It´s all in your head, Alan.

-[ Doorbell rings ]
-They don´t make a big thing

about the money,
and neither should we.

They´ve got two presents.

-Oh!
-JOYCE: Hi!

-Look at you!
-JOYCE: Look at you two!

-CAROL: How are you guys?
-Excited!

It´s fun dressing up, isn´t it?

Yeah. Be great to catch up.

Haven´t seen much of Maureen
lately.

She missed power walking
all this month.

It´s usually a dinner thing,
this, isn´t it?

No, it´s got to be lunchtime.
Maureen´s on a five-two diet.

That means
after 4:00 this afternoon,

she´s fasting for two days.

Ah, of course. I knew there´d be
a rational explanation.

There has been a murder.

ALL:
Happy birthday, John.

Who´s John?
I am Lord Tarquin Greystone III.

Pretend.

Welcome, everyone,
to Greystone Manor.

where tonight --
dun, duh-dun-duh --

murder has been committed.

Colonel Fanshaw-Smythe is dead.
His body´s in the drawing room.

Pretend.

JOHN:
Now, we are all suspects.

So between us, we must look
at all the evidence

and solve this terrible crime.

Bishop Blarney.
Sister Servitude.

My lovely wife, Lady Greystone.

-Oh!
-Ooh!

Good evening.

And, of course, Jeeves
and Mrs. Duster, our servants.

Obviously.

[ Murmuring ]

Now, the idea is we all read our
backstories from the clue cards

and then we ask each other
questions.

Maureen, love, the cards.

Oh. I keep forgetting
about the question bit.

I just like dressing up.
That´s the fun bit.

-[ Laughter ]
-Who wants a drink?

Oh, sorry, forgot the drinks.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Bell dinging ]

Don´t get chippy, Alan.
It´s only a bit of fun.

Thank you, Jeeves.
Champagne for the ladies.

My lady.

And a good red wine
for the boys.

-Thank you, John.
-Don´t drink too much, Jeeves.

You´re serving dinner later.

MAUREEN:
How about some nibbles?

Would you like to take that
through to the kitchen,

Mrs. Duster?

Or should I call you "Fanny"?

That´s your name --
Fanny Duster.

I thought we were supposed to
have joke names.

I´ll explain later.

[ Both giggle ]

It´s so nice of you
to do the main course, Joyce.

Oh, don´t be silly.
It´s no bother at all.

But I promised John
I´d play this game,

and I´m terrible at remembering
who did what to who.

And if I´m fiddling around
in here,

-I´ll lose track altogether.
-It´s fine, Maureen, really.

Plus, I´ve got this outfit.

And if I´m cooking,
it will all get messy.

You´ve just got your pinny on
from home, haven´t you?

Well, actually, this...

Yeah, it´s just my home pinny.

It´s just taking things in
and out the oven, isn´t it?

That´s the timer, that´s
the fan oven, that´s the grill.

It´s all quite straightforward.

And there´s a manual somewhere
if you get stuck.

-Oh, okay.
-Oh, and would you get

the serving dish
from the dining room, please?

-Oh, yes, milady.
-[ Chuckles ]

Thank you, Mrs. Duster.

All part of the fun, Joyce.

I know it´s a big faff,
making everyone dress up,

but at least we´re not having it
at the sailing club.

Oh. Still down there a lot
is he?

He´s always there. I find myself
having to fill the days, Carol.

There´s only so much
"Bargain Hunt" I can take.

Oh. Must be difficult.

I´m living like a widow
without the insurance payout.

I learned in counseling

that it´s important to do
your own thing.

See, me and Trevor
have different things on

during the day,
but we always come together

in the evenings
for joint activities.

Don´t worry.
I´ve got my own thing going on.

-Have you?
-And it´s keeping me fit.

What? Something to replace
the power walking, is it?

[ Footsteps ]

There´s a man lying dead
in the drawing room.

Oh, right! Let´s get to work.
What do we do?

Good. Bishop Blarney, when did
you first meet the colonel?

At the village fete.

Sister Servitude, when did you
first meet the colonel?

At the Harvest Festival service.

Jeeves?
Another drink, please.

-Oh, can I ge--
-Get it yourself.

[ Ringtone plays ]

Hello? Mum.

It´s Mum.

Yes.

I´ll just take it outside.
It´s a bad line.

Diego, how are you, sweetheart?

Yeah, me too.

So, am I going to see you later?

[ Chuckling ] No.

No, John
still hasn´t got a clue.

A cigar, Bishop?

Thank you, no.

Not for you, Jeeves.

Now, we have more cards here.

Lady Greystone, more cards.

It all sounds so complicated.

It´s not complicated. It´s
really very straightforward.

Jeeves, would you give this one
to Fanny?

Can we change her name?

We can´t change names now, Al.

I mean, it´s complicated enough
as it is.

JOHN: You work out the murder
by asking questions.

MAUREEN:
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Whispering ]
What did you get him?

[ Whispering ]
An antique ship´s compass.

What about you, car accessories?

[ Both chuckle mockingly ]

So, your eminence, what brings
you to Greystone Manor?

Is it the fact that your nephew
was recently added

to the colonel´s will
in mysterious circumstances?

Can I borrow Trevor?

It´s "Bishop Blarney," remember?

And I´ve got a few questions
to ask you, Sister.

-I´m not answering questions.
-Oh, that´s interesting.

-What have you got to hide?
-Oh, shut up, Trevor.

I think
Maureen is seeing someone.

Ooh.
Wait, um, is it the butler?

No! Not in the game,
in real life!

What?

I just heard her on the phone
to a man.

Maureen?
No, don´t be silly.

Trevor, her phone rang

and a man´s name came up
on the caller-I.D. thingy.

She pretended it was her mum!

Well, I´m sure there´s a
perfectly ordinary explanation.

-What was the name?
-Diego.

-It´s Spanish.
-Yes. I know, Carol.

But not every Spanish person
is an adulterer.

Well, some of them are.
[ Stammers ]

[ Chuckles awkwardly ]

[ Chuckles ] You´re not talking
about me, are you?

-Oh! No! [ Chuckles ]
-MAUREEN: [ Laughs ]

-[ Chuckles nervously ]
-TREVOR: [ Clears throat ]

-I didn´t do it.
-[ Chuckles nervously ]

She was telling me
she´s been feeling lonely.

You can´t blame her
for thinking about other men.

Anyone would do the same.

-TREVOR: [ Inhales sharply ]
-Well, almost anyone.

What about that bell?

Oh, stop going on about it.

They´d never ask Trevor
and Carol to be servants.

They take us for granted.
That´s what it is.

I wish you´d just get past
the money issue.

So they´ve got a bit of money?
So what?

I never even think about it.
We´re all the same underneath.

-How did he like his present?
-He hasn´t opened it yet.

What did you get him?

Oh, it´s fantastic --
perfect for John.

It´s a pair
of Liverpool F.C. cuff links.

Where did you get them?

Well, this is the great thing --
They were free. [ Chuckles ]

I found them
in the present drawer.

You see, usually I get him
car accessories,

which is a bit boring,
if I´m honest.

But this
is much more personalized.

-Which present drawer?
-The bottom one.

Those are the cuff links
John and Maureen bought you

-for Christmas.
-What?

You´ve given him
his own present!

Go and get them back.

But I don´t remember
getting them.

-It was three years ago.
-I don´t even support Liverpool.

-Maureen bought them.
-John knows I don´t even --

It doesn´t matter!

Just go and get them
before he opens them!

Yeah. Right, okay.

Oh, Alan.
What have you done?

They already think we´re tight.

You said
the money wasn´t important.

I didn´t mean it!

Is anyone playing this game?

Is there anything you require,
my lord?

Thanks, Al.

Yes, Jeeves!
A question for you.

-You knew the colonel very well.
-What?

You knew the colonel very well.

Yet you claim
you never knew he was --

-The colonel?
-Yes, the colonel.

-What about him?
-Well, I´m asking you

if you knew he was
in a relationship with Mrs...

-What are you looking for?
-Nothing.

Are you going to answer
this question?

-Yes.
-You claim you never knew

he was romantically involved
with Mrs. Fanshaw --

Where are the presents?

I don´t know.
Maureen´s probably got them.

-You haven´t opened them yet?
-No. Why?

-Ah. Just wondered.
-[ Sighs ]

-Can I carry on?
-Yeah, yeah. Shoot.

Did you ask the maid if she saw
the colonel in the kitchen?

-I´ll be back in a sec.
-Where --

[ Sighs ]

Did I tell you...
I´m getting sailing classes?

Ooh!
That´s nice.

So me and John can spend
a bit more time together.

You know -- share a hobby.

This guy Diego´s teaching me.

And he´s coming ´round later
with my certificate.

-[ Gasps ]
-Yeah.

It´s my big surprise
birthday present for John.

He doesn´t deserve you, Maureen.

Well, it´s the least I could do.

He bought me this kitchen
for my last birthday.

You´ve evened things up, then,
haven´t you?

TREVOR:
Just looking for some nibbles.

Ah. Oh.

John rang for Alan,
but he´s disappeared somewhere.

JOYCE: [ Laughs ]

MAUREEN: Don´t say anything
to John about Diego, will you?

He thinks I´ve been taking
extra aqua aerobic classes.

I won´t say a word.

MAUREEN:
Not even to Carol.

´Cause, you know,
she´ll tell Trevor

and he´ll tell everyone else.

-You know what he´s like.
-What we listening to?

What?

You´re gathering clues,
aren´t you?

Yes.

-Can I have a listen?
-No, no, no.

You must gather your own clues.

It´s good fun, this game,
isn´t it?

It really is.

-I knew you´d like it.
-[ Chuckles ]

[ Gasps ]

Crisp?

[ Chuckles ]
No, thanks, Bishop.

TREVOR: [ Gasps ]

You were right.

She´s seeing that guy.
She´s just told Joyce.

OH, I knew it.
Poor John.

I wonder why she hasn´t told me.

Maybe she didn´t want
to make you choose sides.

You´re a bit closer to John,
aren´t you?

-He´s always liked you.
-Oh, that´s true.

He has always liked me.

If she leaves him, there could
be financial implications.

She might even get the house.

There´s more to a relationship
than bricks and mortar.

You think
she might get the boat, as well?

If Joyce is on Maureen´s side,

that will put Alan
in a difficult position.

Oh, no, no, no. Alan is strong.
He´ll never abandon John.

He will if Joyce tells him to.

You´re right.
He will.

Just shows you can never tell,
can you?

-Yes.
-I thought they were happy.

What are we gonna do? I don´t
want to have to choose sides.

Shouldn´t we say something
to John?

Like what?
"Many happy returns, John.

Oh, by the way,
Maureen´s having an affair

with a Spanish
dance instructor."

How do you know
he´s a dance instructor?

Sorry.
It´s this game.

I´m giving everybody
a backstory.

-Oh.
-Oh.

Not interrupting anything, am I?

-No!
-Nothing.

Ah.

You´ve worked it out
that the maid´s got an alibi.

-That´s it.
-[ Chuckles ]

Where´s Mrs. Duster?

I need to ask her
some questions.

Joyce?

JOYCE:
I´m busy in the kitchen!

[ Sighs ]
In your own time.

She´s taken to that kitchen.

It is a nice kitchen.

Well, I should hope so.
It cost enough.

Well, should you be spending
money right now, John?

I mean, what if
your circumstances change?

-Change how?
-Somehow. In an unspecified way.

Anything could happen.
I don´t know.

-Carol, do you know?
-I don´t know!

-Neither of us know.
-You all right?

-You look a bit flushed.
-I´m fine.

Your dog collar´s not too tight?

-No.
-Sure?

I´m fine, honestly.

-I´ll be in the living room.
-Okay.

[ Sighs ]

My stomach´s giving me gyp.

That will be
your acid reflux again.

You´re stressed, aren´t you?

-I am a bit.
-I can tell.

You´d better get your pills.
They´re in the car.

Okay.

-Joyce.
-JOYCE: Hi!

Can I get a glass of water?

Of course you can.
You don´t have to ask.

I´m not actually catering staff.

-You having a nice time?
-Yeah, lovely. Yeah.

I wasn´t sure this was gonna be
fun, but it is, isn´t it?

-It´s really fun.
-You know,

I thought having to remember
all that character stuff

might be a bit stressful,
but it´s not.

No.
Not stressful at all.

-You all right?
-Yeah, yeah. Fine, fine.

Hey, what do you think
about Lady Greystone?

Being a bit slutty?

Oh, thank God.

I´m so relieved you said that.

I thought
you were taking her side.

So...how did you find out?

Uh, it´s written on the card,
isn´t it?

"Lady Greystone --
a bit slutty."

Oh, yeah!

What were you talking about?

Oh, I was, you know,
just thinking...

of a different clue
on my character card --

on my clue card.

Do you want a drink?

Oh.

-It´s moved.
-Oh, Alan!

-Can´t find the present.
-Right, I´ll have to get it.

Do you think you can manage
to watch the food?

Why don´t you ask Maureen
where she put it?

Why would I ask her that?

So you can get it back.

Why would I want it back?

Oh, yeah.
Right.

Yeah, it´s not as easy
as it sounds, is it?

[ Footsteps approaching ]

Ah!
Sister Servitude!

I´ve been wondering
where you´ve been.

Now, have you asked the butler

why he wouldn´t answer the door
to you

when you called two hours
before the colonel´s death?

You´ve gone to so much trouble
to make this special,

-haven´t you?
-Yeah, and I´m beginning

to wonder why I even bothered.

Me and Trevor
are gonna help you through this.

-The bishop?
-Yep.

That´s right -- the bishop.

We all love you, big guy.

I think I missed this bit.
Ah, Fanny.

Have you any questions for us?

Not for the minute, John, no.

CAROL: Might be nice
if you ask him some questions.

-It is his birthday.
-[ Chuckles ]

Ah, Lady Greystone!

"For generations, our family
have lived in this home.

Until tonight,
it has always been

a place
of peace and tranquility."

-You read yours now.
-[ Cellphone beeps ]

MAUREEN:
Hang on a sec.

What time are we eating,
do you think?

I´m not sure.
Ask the other servant.

He´s taken over.
[ Chuckles ]

-I´ll leave you two alone.
-What for?

MAUREEN:
They´ll be back.

They´re probably asking
each other questions.

I think they´re having trouble
following the game.

I think Joyce
is getting a bit...grumpy.

-I don´t know why.
-She´s doing all the cooking.

And Alan´s running around.

You´re imagining it, Maureen.

-Should I get them a drink?
-No, no, no, no.

You relax.
I´ll do it.

[ Bell rings ]

Excuse me.
Is this Maureen´s house?

-Who´s asking, please?
-Diego.

Diego Thomas.

It´s a strange name.
I know.

My mother´s Spanish,
and my Dad´s from Carmarthen.

I got a half sister
called Blodwyn Gonzales.

[ Laughs ]
I´m joking.

[ Chuckles ]

-You a friend of Maureen´s?
-Yes, yes.

I expect she´s told you
about me, then.

Yes.

I´m, uh --
I´m here to see Maureen,

but I don´t want to see John --
obviously.

Obviously.

-So shall I wait in the kitchen?
-Uh, no.

No, she´s got people around.

Posh do. Lords and ladies.
Uh, bishops.

-Well, I won´t steal anything.
-Oh. Won´t you?

-What?
-Um, what about the garage?

-Okay. Out of sight.
-Exactly.

-And you´ll bring her out to me?
-Uh, yes.

-This is very kind of you.
-Not at all.

DIEGO: I suppose
it´s your vocation, isn´t it?

-What?
-You´re all about discretion.

Oh!
That´s right.

[ Rustling ]

MAUREEN: Joyce!

Joyce!

Oh, there you are.

Oh, I was just looking
at your curtains again.

They´re lovely, aren´t they?

Apparently I´ve got
to ask you a question --

When did you realize
that Lord Greystone

was lying about
the colonel´s inheritance?

To be honest with you, Maureen,
I haven´t been keeping up

with the ebb and flow of
the game as much as I´d like to.

Oh, I´ll make something up.

You know it´s just a bit of fun,
don´t you?

Of course I do.

I mean all that bell ringing
and whatnot.

I know!

And Alan knows
it´s just a bit of fun, too?

He loves it.

You´re our oldest friends.
We wouldn´t want to upset you.

Don´t be silly.

-Oh!
-Oh!

[ Chuckles ]

"When I cut my daughter off
from the inheritance,

I was unaware
that she was secretly in love

with the colonel --" Why do you
keep looking at me like that?

-All right, Bish?
-Fine, John.

Fine.
Everything´s fine.

Just want a word with Carol.

But...

He´s in the garage.

-Who´s in the garage?
-The man. Diego.

The one that Maureen is seeing.

Why is he in the garage?

I didn´t want him
to make a scene.

He´s a big guy, Carol.

And he´s Welsh.
What if he gets violent?

Well, we need to talk to him.

Why don´t
we talk to Maureen first?

He´s the problem, Trevor.

We´ve got to keep him away
from John.

If John finds out about him,

there´s no going back
for him and Maureen.

It´ll be all over between them.

-What are you doing?
-What if he tries to call her?

I´ve got a new bit to read out.

Oh, that´s fantastic!

Read on.

In case you´re wondering
what the smell is,

it´s the colonel decomposing.

Sorry, John.

Maureen´s found another bit.

Read your bit, Maureen.

-I´m having an affair.
-What?

"He was kind to me.
I´ve found comfort in his arms."

Lady Greystone´s
having an affair.

-Who is it with again?
-It´s on your card.

-The butler.
-Alan?

The butler.
Who´d have an affair with Alan?

Have we got
any more of that red?

In the garage.

-No!
-No! [ Chuckles ]

It´s your birthday.

You shouldn´t be fetching things
on your birthday.

We´ll go.

Everyone stay calm
and remain here.

-I´ll go and get some.
-CAROL: No.

You´re the hostess.
You´ve done enough.

You stay here and play the game.

[ Chuckles ]

It was in the bedroom.

See?
No harm done.

[ Breathes deeply ]
Right.

[ Sighs ]

What do we do now?

We just take it back home.

And give him what instead?

-Go out and get him something.
-Like what?

Nip down to the service station

and get him some accessories
for his car.

Brilliant.
He loves car accessories.

To be honest, I don´t know
why I didn´t get him some

in the first place.

We´ll just be firm with him.

Firm, but fair.

Uh...just getting some air.

Forgot my glasses.

Can´t read the bloody questions.

Hm.

-Diego?
-Hello?

This is Trevor speaking.
Do you remember me?

-The vicar?
-Bishop, actually.

Look, the door
seems to have locked itself.

Can you open it your side?

We´re coming in now, Diego.

We just want to speak
with you for a moment.

This is my wife, Carol.

Is that allowed?

-We´re playing a game.
-What sort of game?

That isn´t important right now.

-Where´s Maureen?
-She´s with John.

I don´t think
she should see you right now.

Well, she asked me to come here.

She isn´t thinking straight.

It´s a bad time.

It´s John´s birthday party.

-I know.
-Unbelievable.

Have you thought about the
damage you´re doing to Maureen?

It´s perfectly safe
if you do it right.

My God,
he´s completely shameless.

Come to one of the sessions.
I´ll show you.

-Oh! Trevor.
-Stand behind me, Carol.

DIEGO: Why don´t I
come and talk tomorrow evening?

-Oi!
-[ Lock engages ]

What sort of bishop are you?!

[ Pounding ]

Behave, Diego!

I was going to get John
to open these later,

but he can open them now

before Diego brings my sailing
certificate, can´t he?

-No! Don´t do that!
-Why not?

Well, your present
is the big one.

You want it to be special.

I mean, he can open ours later.
Much later.

Joyce, your present
is just as important as mine.

Have you seen my phone?

Um, no.

Diego should be here by now.
He might be trying to call me.

I have an announcement to make,

if you´d all like to follow me
into the living room.

Oh, come on.

He´ll calm down.

-Exactly.
-[ Sighs ]

He´ll calm down,
and then we´ll go back

and let him out
when everyone´s eating.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

♫ Here I go again ♫

♫ My, my ♫

♫ How can I resist you? ♫

[ Muffled ]
♫ Mamma mia ♫

♫ Does it show again ♫

-♫ My, my ♫
-Oh, come on, Maureen, pick up.

♫ Yes, I´ve been brokenhearted ♫

♫ Blue since the day we parted ♫

♫ Why, why
did I ever let you go? ♫

[ Clatter ]

[ Clatter ]

Where have you been?
I´ve been ringing for ages.

-Sorry.
-JOHN: Ahem. Jeeves.

I have an announcement to make.
I know who the murderer is.

I think there´s a cat
stuck in your garage.

Never mind that now.

John knows who done it.

Oh, that´s exciting.

That´s exciting,
isn´t it, Trevor?

-TREVOR: Very.
-JOHN: I was saying

I know who the murderer is,
but first --

Shouldn´t we top
everybody up first?

Yes, please.

Didn´t you go out
to get some more wine?

I forgot.

Jeeves, can you tell us...

What were you doing out there,
you two?

-We were...
-Having a conversation.

It´s good to have conversations.
It keeps a marriage alive.

We learned that
in marriage counseling,

which I heartily recommend.

-[ Bell ringing ]
-Oh, right.

In the garage, right?

Actually, maybe a cup of tea
would be nice.

Tea would be lovely.
We don´t need wine.

-I do.
-Sit down, Alan.

-I´m just going to get --
-Sit down, Alan!

I´m sitting.

How did you do that?

So...

everyone...tea?

John. Tea?

Maureen. Tea?
Alan. Tea?

Joyce.
Would you like a cup of tea?

Trevor, would you like
to help me make the tea?

♫ Mamma mia ♫

-♫ Here I go again ♫
-Is that my phone?

♫ My, my ♫

-♫ How can I resist you? ♫
-I think it is.

♫ Mamma mia ♫

♫ Does it show again -- ♫

There!

Now we can concentrate
on the game.

Really focus on that murder.

-We are completely focused.
-Who´s Diego?

[ Clicks tongue ]

I was gonna tell you
about it later, John.

-Tell me what?
-CAROL: Wait, Maureen.

-Yes, hang on.
-Think about John.

Yes, poor John.

Can it wait five minutes?

´Cause I know
who the murderer is.

I´m doing this for John.

-We don´t judge you, Maureen.
-TREVOR: We really don´t.

CAROL:
I often thought about other men

when Trevor and I
were having our problems.

Exactly.
What?

I´m dealing with it, Trevor.

I knew who the murderer was.

I don´t think about Diego
like that.

-He doesn´t love you, Maureen.
-Of course he doesn´t love me.

So why are you seeing him?

Sailing lessons.

So that John and I can go
to the yacht club together.

What other reason
would I have for seeing him?

Sex reason?

Did you know about all this?

Servants always know,
don´t they?

-You´d learn to sail for me?
-Of course I would.

Where do you think I´ve been
going off to this last month?

Senior swimming.

I mean swimming.

So, where is Diego now?

And then I heard
Maureen and Joyce talking.

And we put two and two together.

I knew deep down

-there could be nothing in it.
-So did I.

I just thought
he´d be safer in here.

MAUREEN: Diego!

[ Groans ]

[ "Midsomer Murders" theme
plays ]

Are you all right, my love?

I´m fine.

Well done.

You brought
my sailing certificate.

-Happy birthday.
-DIEGO: What´s going on?

Haven´t a clue, mate.

I left my question cards
in the house.

He´s not gonna sue, but I don´t
get any more sailing lessons.

[ Blows ]

Alan...

you made me pick up
the wrong bag.

It´s not my fault.

Cuff links.
[ Chuckles ]

Nice one, Al.
We´ve got matching sets now.

[ Chuckles ]

Whose present
did you throw away?

[ Sighs ] Thanks, Trev.
Car bulbs.

[ Elvis Presley´s
"Suspicious Minds" plays ]

♫ We´re caught in a trap ♫

♫ I can´t walk out ♫

♫ Because I love you too much,
baby ♫

♫ We can´t go on together ♫

-♫ With suspicious minds ♫
-♫ Suspicious minds ♫

♫ And we can´t build
our dreams ♫