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[ Waves crashing,
sea gulls calling ]

Did I tell you
I heard from Mick the other day?

Oh, yeah?
How´s him and Elena getting on?

Could be better.
They´re splitting up.

He´s moved out
of their apartment.

Living in his campervan.

JOYCE: Oh, poor Mick.
That´s terrible.

So, what´s he going to do, then?

Well, he mentioned something
about coming over for a visit.

See a few of his old mates.

Oh, that would be good for him.

-Really?
-Yeah, he should come over.

Stay a few days.

Well, if you think
it´s a good idea.

So...when´s he thinking
of coming, then?

[ Horn honks ]

[ Brakes squeal ]

All right, Joyce.

Mind if I park my Winnebago
in your drive, as it were?

Surprise.

MAUREEN: You poor thing.
You must be devastated.

I thought we were soul mates,
Maureen.

Do you know what I mean?

Our destinies
intertwined forever.

[ Whispering ]
I´ve had this for three days.

What next, Mick?

I suppose you´ll be heading back
soon then, will you?

-That´s tricky, John.
-What do you mean, tricky?

There´s nowhere to go back to.
Elena´s living in the flat.

Well, can´t you get
a place of your own?

-Once we´ve sold it, yeah.
-When will that be?

Property market´s picking up
a bit, so...

shouldn´t be
more than six months.

Oh, no...

I know he´s Alan´s mate,
but I just can´t take to him.

I don´t know what it is.

He´s always been very nice
to me.

That´ll be it.

MAN ON P.A.:
Today´s special offer --

two for one on potted plants.

Welcome to Bramptons.

Welcome to Bramptons.

Alan?

I thought it was you.

I didn´t know
you were working in here.

I assumed you´d read about it

in the Appointments section
of the Times.

Just don´t tell everybody,
please?

-Alan?!
-Bugger.

TREVOR:
I thought it was you.

-You never told us that you --
-We´ve done that bit.

I tried to persuade them
to shop online,

but they wouldn´t have it.

Okay, now give us a wave!

Don´t worry. It´s not going
on YouTube. Just Facebook.

-Hey! Give me that.
-[ Static ]

Customers are reminded...

Oh, thanks again for helping us

at the jumble sale
this afternoon.

We have to be away by 5:00. John
and I are out to dinner tonight.

-Carlito´s again?
-MAUREEN: Every Saturday.

Well, they know us in there.
We always have the same meal.

They don´t do proper marmalade
in Spain.

I couldn´t have it
when Elena was with me

´cause she didn´t like
the chunky bits.

Well, you can let your hair down
a bit now, then, can´t you?

Yeah. I can have
a marmalade party.

You coming
to my charity jumble sale?

I don´t think so, Carol.

I can´t think about
raising the spirits of others

when my own heart is so heavy.

-We´ve got a tombola.
-Who´s organizing it?

-Me.
-Ha!

Got me to smile, anyway.
Seriously, who´s organizing it?

I´ve got lots of us roped in
this year.

Maureen and Joyce are doing
a secondhand-furniture stall.

Alan and John
are doing the car park.

[ Clatter ]

-[ Metal clanking ]
-Ohh! Dear God!

They´re so dedicated, these two.
They had a cake day

for the National Psoriasis
Foundation last week.

The Great British Flake-Off.

Sorry. It´s the bitterness
coming through again.

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

Aah...

Oh, it means such a lot to me
that you´re coming to help.

Oh, it means so much to me
that it means so much to you.

[ Chuckles ]
We´ll have fun, won´t we?

We certainly will, my love.
We certainly will.

-[ Car door closes ]
-I can´t do it, Al.

-Why? What´s the problem.
-It´s a diary clash.

I´ve got the Rotary Club thing
this afternoon.

I can´t be
at Carol´s jumble sale.

That is devastating.

That really puts
the collapse of Mick´s marriage

-into perspective.
-I do a clown show

for the children
at the church hall.

They´ll be gutted.
I do balloon animals and...

-Why don´t you do both?
-What?

Well, they´re only
10 minutes apart.

Brilliant.

You´re welcome.

I hear you and Maureen
are out for dinner tonight.

Yep.

She was saying
you always go to the same place.

-Yeah, well, it´s very good.
-Is it?

-She likes it.
-Does she?

She wouldn´t go
if she didn´t like it.

-Wouldn´t she?
-Has she said something?

She had a tone, John.

I´ve heard that tone before.
From Elena.

Yeah, well, she was
30 years younger than you.

Nothing to do with it, John.

Women of all ages
need to be kept interested.

Elena and me used to go

to the same restaurant
for dinner every week.

Well, you´ll be saving money
now, then, won´t you?

Can I give you some advice
on spicing things up?

Advice? For me?

Three words, Mick --
grandmother, eggs, suck.

Whatever works for you, John.

I was thinking more
about, like, surprising her

with little gifts,
that sort of thing.

Towards the end,

Elena wanted to try
different things -- new things.

-What new things?
-Role-play.

Pretending to be other people.

Sounds absolutely ridiculous.

What happened?

Once, she wanted me to be
Neil Armstrong.

For some reason, I got
Louis Armstrong in my head.

The voice scared her.

[ Shopping cart rattling ]

Shit job, Al.

Oh, no.
It´s not too bad, really.

I get discounts. And the staff
are all really friendly.

We have good banter.

-"Alvin," isn´t it?
-It´s "Alan," actually.

I noticed earlier
you weren´t putting much oomph

into your customer greetings.

-Oomph?
-Yeah -- oomph, enthusiasm.

This is really a job
for a cheerful person.

I am a cheerful person.

Uh, can you say "Welcome to
Bramptons" in a cheerful way?

-What, you mean now?
-Yeah.

[ Halfhearted ]
Welcome to Bramptons.

Even more cheerful.

[ Meekly ] Welcome to Bramptons.
[ Clears throat ]

Yeah, well, keep working on it.

In the meantime, just, uh, pick
up some rubbish or something.

Yeah, i-it´s the end
of my shift, actually.

I´ve got a jumble sale to go to.

Oh, I´m going to that.

I´ll see you there. After
you´ve picked up the rubbish.

ALAN: [ Clears throat ]

There´s another bit there --
under the trolleys.

Keep going. Go on.

[ Cellphone rings ]

-Hello?
-Have you got it yet?

Banter.

Do you know,
standing here, watching you

made me think something.

-Does it involve Elena?
-Kind of.

Towards the end,
we used to bottle up feelings.

Like resentment, irritation,
whatever.

And I think if we´d let go
of those feelings,

like, if we´d released
the pressure valve

a little bit at a time,

we wouldn´t have had
the big blowup at the end.

-I´m not bottling anything up.
-I can see it, Al.

Show the guy you´re upset.
Stand up for yourself.

People respect honesty.

[ Tapping ]

[ Sighs ]

-So, looking forward to tonight?
-MAUREEN: Yeah.

-What are you going to have?
-Thought I´d have the steak.

-Yeah, me too.
-It´s always nice, isn´t it?

We could try new things,
if you like?

-What, tonight?
-Ah, might be nice

to do something different,
for a change.

You know, something a bit...
dangerous?

You´re not going to try
the seafood risotto, are you?

CHRISTINE: It´s lovely, Alan.
It really is.

You´re sure it was okay,
you using your staff discount?

Oh, that´s fine, Christine.
No problem.

It´s been a bit of a boon,
you working there, hasn´t it?

-Best two weeks of my life.
-[ Door opens ]

-[ Footsteps approach ]
-I was just wondering how long

your friend´s van´s going to be
on your drive.

-Hi, Christine.
-Oh, hi, Joyce.

I was just talking to Alan
about the campervan.

Do you have any idea how long
it´s going to be parked there?

-Not long, Christine.
-Only, it is a parking issue,

because sometimes his end
sticks right out there.

-He´s always had that problem.
-Do you think you could get him

to move it
so I can get my car out?

Oh, sorry, love.
Do you want the van moved?

I wouldn´t raise it with the
council, because we´re friends.

But I do know people that would.

Just as I know people
who would complain

about the guitar playing
at 2:00 in the morning.

[ Door closes ]

Did you know about his flat?

-What?
-He´s waiting to sell his flat.

-Um...
-He´s got to go, Alan.

Look, he´s going through
a difficult time.

-We can´t just kick him out.
-[ Engine starts ]

You know, he made me realize
something at work today.

He made me realize that my pride
is still important to me.

I had a bit of a run-in
with my boss,

and then I texted him and
told him he was out of order.

-I´m waiting for an apology.
-You did what?!

-[ Cellphone chimes ]
-Oh, here we go.

-Is that it?
-Yep.

What did he say?

-He´s fired me.
-Mind the car!

[ Crash! ]

That is typical of my luck.

[ Pink Floyd´s "Money" plays ]

♫ Money ♫

This role-play...

do we pretend
not to know each other?

Yeah. Yeah, it´s like the first
time we met. A first date.

-But we´re different people?
-Yeah.

I don´t know, John.
Seems a bit difficult.

-I´m not John, remember?
-Who are you?

Well, I don´t know yet.
I mean, who are you?

-Maureen.
-"Maureen" is my wife´s name.

I know.

You can´t be Maureen
´cause you´re not my wife.

[ Sighs ] I think
I´m getting a stress headache.

Look, just make a name up.
Any name.

-Margaret.
-Except "Margaret."

-And you´re a doctor?
-You could be a nurse.

-Why can´t I be a doctor?
-Okay, you can be a doctor.

-You could be a plumber.
-I am a plumber.

But if you were a plumber
in this

and I were a doctor
in a big house,

you´d have to come and do jobs
for me, wouldn´t you?

-I suppose so.
-And if you weren´t working

hard enough,
I could tell you to hurry up?

Yeah.

Okay.

-[ Coins clink ]
-I like it now.

CAROL:
This is quite a big day for me.

I´ve never organized
anything like this before.

You have done brilliant, Carol.

Don´t know
where you get your energy from.

I couldn´t do it
without Trevor´s support.

Knowing he´s behind me
makes it possible.

[ Chuckles softly ]

You all right?

Fine, yeah.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Trevor speaking.

[ Gasps ]

Yes, I-I-I´m on my way.

Tell the children
I´ll be 10 minutes.

I´m already changed.

Um, I´ve just got to nip home
for a minute.

Oh, what for?

Well, Derek phoned. He said
our bedroom window´s open.

-Oh. No one´s going to break in.
-Well, they might.

It´ll be fine.

He also said he could smell gas.

Oh, no!
We should call the fire brigade.

Oh, n-no need. It was just a bit
of gas. Very faint.

I mean, just enough
to be concerned --

not enough
to call the fire brigade.

I won´t be long.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Obviously,
we´ll replace it for you.

This whole situation has got
totally out of hand, Joyce.

He´s only gonna stay a few days.

He´s just split up
with his wife.

I sympathize, Joyce --
really, I do.

I´ve been through
a couple of break-ups myself.

The key is not to mope about it.

-JOYCE: Yep.
-Get over it, move on.

Actually, we might be able
to fit this back together again.

Oh, please don´t touch anything.

-Just trying to help, my love.
-Just go away.

Look, I thought we agreed
that this job was good for you.

Gets you out of the house.

I don´t need a job for that --
I can just go into town,

hang around until you´re ready
for me to come home.

And we need the money for
the loft conversion, don´t we?

When you see your manager
this afternoon,

you beg for your job back, Alan.

-You understand?
-Yeah, but I --

You get down on the floor
in front of him,

and you beg like a dog.

Yeah.
Fair enough, I suppose.

-Where are you going?
-I´m going sort your friend out.

Why do I always have to be
the bad guy?

Because you´re so good at it.

Joke.

That´ll last you for years,
that will.

-As long as you don´t sit on it.
-Thanks.

Seriously, don´t sit on it.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I believe
we have an appointment.

I believe we have. So,
what seems to be the problem?

I´m suffering with anxiety.

Might you be able to give me
something to relax?

I can certainly give you
a look-over.

Yes, and then perhaps
we can clock off NHS time

and, uh, you can give me
some private treatment.

-That would be inappropriate.
-Oh, sorry, Doctor.

-Is that a mole on your neck?
-What?

-Have you had it long?
-Is this for real?

Has it changed in size or color
recently?

-That´s not very sexy.
-It´s dermatology, John.

It´s not meant to be sexy.

[ Glass clinks, knock on door ]

I found these
in the sink in the bathroom.

I´m guessing they´re yours.

Whoops! I thought
I was feeling a bit drafty.

[ Sighs ]

Shall I get a curry in
for tonight?

You know, just "do my bit."

-Yeah. Okay, thanks. Why not?
-No worries.

You got any cash?
I´ve only got euros.

-Have you got a minute?
-Drop of vino?

-No, thanks.
-I don´t blame you, Joyce.

This must look ugly to you --

a man of my age trying to drown
his sorrows in cheap wine.

Did you get that out the
cupboard by the kitchen door?

-Yep.
-It´s not cheap.

We´re talking about me again,
aren´t we?

I promised myself
I wouldn´t do that.

-Y-You wanted to say something?
-Yeah.

-Is it about me?
-I suppose it is.

[ Sighs ]
I can´t avoid it, can I?

I´m like a reluctant flame,

drawing the moths
of my old friends ever closer.

Mm. Look, what I wanted to say
is it´s nice

-having you stay here --
-MICK: Thanks.

I don´t know what I´d do without
friends like you and Alan.

Oh, don´t be silly. You know
you can always count on us.

But the thing is,
is this what you really want?

Wouldn´t you rather be off
on your own,

you know,
enjoying your independence?

-I am on my own.
-I know, but --

That is very much
the essential consequence

of the marital split.

Look, what I´m trying to say is,
the longer you stay here,

the more that friendship´s
going to suffer.

You´re right.

I´ll get on my way.

Well, I think the best thing
you can do

is go back to your own life
and start sorting it out.

[ Voice breaking ] I know.

Well, we just
want you to be happy.

I know we´ve had
our ups and downs,

but at the end of the day,
we care about you.

I care about you.

[ Normal voice ]
Right. I better get dressed.

[ Sighs ]

[ Car door opens ]

How did he take it?

Uh, pretty well.

[ Engine starts ]

If it doesn´t settle down
in a week or two,

take some arnica.

That works for me.

I´m loving this new persona.

I don´t think
you´re meant to do it

-with everybody.
-But it´s fun.

It´s meant to be
just for the two of us.

Maybe we ought
to stop doing it for a bit.

-This isn´t part of the game.
-You can´t just stop.

-Can´t you?
-MAUREEN: No!

You have to use the safe word.

That´s definitely not
part of the game.

-Here you go.
-Ah, thanks.

It´s a bit quiet, isn´t it?
I hope it perks up a bit.

Oh, stop worrying about it,
Carol.

It´s going to be a success.
We´re going to have fun!

-I´ve lost Trevor again.
-See? We´re having fun already.

How are we doing here?

Oh, not bad. I think we´re
on target to beat last year.

-Oh.
-[ Horn honks ]

[ Clatter ]

You´re doing such an amazing
job, organizing all of this.

How does it feel
to be in charge?

Well, it´s a team effort,
really.

-[ Cellphone chimes ]
-The main thing is making sure

everyone knows
what they´re doing.

Mm, brilliant.
Yeah, really brilliant.

I´ve got to nip out again,
I´m afraid.

What is it this time?

Well, I said I´d help in the
car park if they needed a hand.

You know, team effort.

Do you think Trevor´s a bit odd?

Yeah, I do.

Have you seen
Mick´s post on Facebook?

"Tiempo para adiós."

"Time to say goodbye."
What do you think it means?

-He´s leaving.
-"Time to say goodbye"?

It´s a bit of a grand statement.

You don´t think
he´s going to do anything silly?

[ Chuckles ]
What, kill himself?

Single men in their 60s
are very prone to depression.

It affects the neurotransmitters
in their limbic systems.

I like to keep informed
about health issues.

Are you sure you´re okay?

You haven´t said a word
all the way here.

I´ve got nothing to say.

You´ve always got
something to say.

[ Chuckling ]
Oh. You and your jokes.

You go and see your boss.
I´m absolutely fine.

[ Breathes deeply ]
I love you, Alan!

Are you sure you´re okay?

-Joycey.
-Hi!

Hey, what time you going off
for dinner with Maureen?

-JOHN: I don´t know.
-Everything all right?

Yeah, all good. Yeah, yeah.

All´s good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maureen´s
really looking forward to it.

Have I got something on my neck
there?

No, I can´t see anything.

-Aah!
-Sorry!

[ Squeaking ]

Trevor?
Is the circus in town?

I´m doing the Rotary Club thing
over at the church hall.

-It was Alan´s suggestion.
-Don´t drag me into it.

But I thought
you were helping Carol.

It´s complicated, John.

I´m the star turn over there.
I can´t just abandon them.

So you´re cheating on Carol
with the Rotary Club?

Technically it´s not the Rotary
Club I´m cheating with;

It´s the children.

[ Squeaking ]

CAROL: You look a bit flustered.
You all right?

Oh, yeah, fine.
Hot flush.

We need to talk about Mick.

What about him?
W-What do you mean? Uh, why?

We think he could be depressed.

He´s been cutting all his ties
to Spain.

He´s even put his campervan
on eBay.

He could be suicidal.

Rubbish.
There´s nothing wrong with him.

Joyce, when you´re depressed,
you don´t think straight.

He might do anything.

I´ve been to therapy.
I know how it works.

Yeah, and I´ve had
a hysterectomy,

but you wouldn´t want me taking
your appendix out, would you?

MAUREEN:
We´ve asked him to come over

because we don´t think
he should be alone.

-You can´t do that.
-Why not?

-Because.
-Because what?

Because he just kissed me!

See?

He´s not thinking straight
anymore.

That came out wrong.
But you do know what I mean.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

That´s him.

Now, be calm with him, Alan.

You´re in the right.
He has to give way.

I can do this myself, you know.

Why don´t you go back
to Maureen?

I´m not going to abandon you
in your hour of need.

You don´t want to go back,
do you?

-Not really, no.
-Right.

Ah, hi, Ryan.
I wonder if I might have a word?

Not now, Alvin.
I´m with the family.

-You can see that, can´t you?
-Yeah, actually, it´s "Alan."

Hey, Connor. Don´t leave
your rubbish on the floor.

Get Uncle Alvin to put it
in the bin.

Uh, about the exchange we had
earlier...

I just want to say I´m sorry
and it won´t happen again.

Are you asking
for your job back?

-Yeah.
-Why?

-I like the job.
-[ Scoffs ] No, you don´t.

You´re the basket man. Nobody
likes being the basket man.

Yeah, you´re right. The basket
man´s the lowest of the low.

A chimp could do it.

Yeah, you´re right, I´m a chimp.

But sometimes chimps need jobs,
especially now

they´re not making
those tea commercials anymore.

Right.

This man was very rude to Daddy
earlier.

Do you think it´s okay
to be rude to people?

Mnh.

Do you think Daddy
should give him his job back?

Mnh.

Connor says you´re still fired.

-Come on, Connor.
-[ Clears throat ]

Maybe it was just an innocent
peck on the cheek that slipped.

It wasn´t an innocent peck
on the cheek!

He had his tongue
down my throat!

Oh, hi, Doris.
How are you, my love?

All fits in -- emotional trauma,
depression, irrational behavior.

He´s going to off himself,
Joyce.

I know this requires a massive
stretch of the imagination,

but isn´t it possible he jumped
on me without being suicidal?

I mean, he´s always been
a bit handy, hasn´t he?

What´s so strange about it?

Am I some sort of troll
that men can´t bear to touch?

´Course not. But you would think
he´d try it on with me first.

He´s here.

Oh, my God.
This is so exciting!

But also worrying.

But mainly exciting!

Look, just be casual, okay?
Don´t make a big thing of it.

-Hi, Mick!
-All right?

-Yeah, whatever.
-JOYCE: Hi.

-You been drinking?
-A bit.

Well, that makes it easier
to understand.

I´m still here.

I got your message, Carol.

Thing is,
I-I wanted to come down, anyway.

Thanks, Joyce. For earlier on.
Made me feel much better.

-Listen --
-You´ve done a lot for me.

I haven´t done anything.
Stop saying I´m doing things!

But the thing is
I´ve got unfinished business,

things I´ve got to sort out
with Alan.

There´s nothing to sort out.

I owe it to him, after all these
years we´ve known each other.

-Where are you going?
-He can´t tell Alan!

I´m sure he will understand
that it was a mistake

-and he will move on.
-No red-blooded male´s

going to move on
from this kind of thing!

I thought
we we´re talking about Alan.

Maybe it´s just
what you needed, Joyce.

-What?
-Well, when was

the last time Alan kissed you

-on the spur of the moment?
-On the what?

When did you last
kiss him with tongues?

August 2012.

Mo Farah had just won
the 5,000 meters,

and he was quite excited.

What did he do for the 10,000?

CAROL:
[ Gasps ] Now Alan´s here, too!

Oh, this is so amazing.

Sorry, Joyce, but it is amazing.

Didn´t work.

Oh, well, you´ll
just have to go home, then.

I thought you wanted me to get
my job back?

I´m not bothered about your job,
Alan.

You´re only handing out baskets
at a garden center.

You´re not brokering
a Middle East peace deal.

Can we borrow you?
There´s been an accident.

Oh...

[ Clears throat ]

What are you doing?

Lucky there was a doctor
on site.

You haven´t even got first aid.

I have got my Girl Guides badge.
How difficult can it be?

Of course, your Guide badge.
I forgot about that.

Mind you, the way the staffing
levels are in the NHS,

you´ll probably get in with
that. Now, what are you doing?!

It´s only a sprained ankle.
But it´s given me a boost, John.

I don´t do anything useful.

Normally,
I just sit around all day.

Being a doctor
is a very important job.

Yes, it is, Maureen. That´s why
we leave it to real doctors.

You are embarrassing me
in front of my patient.

-Hi, Christine!
-[ Horn honks ]

Alan...
Uh, I´ve been a bit hasty.

I´ve been talking
to your mate here.

-Have you?
-RYAN: Seeing it

from someone else´s perspective,
another customer,

I had a think about it,

and I realized maybe
I´ve been a bit...rough on you.

-Maybe a bit.
-And it´s not just you.

I do it to everybody,
however old they are.

So there´s no age-discrimination
angle here at all,

in case you were thinking
of the legal side of things.

I wasn´t. Until now.

I know it´s difficult for you,

taking orders
off someone like me.

This is how I deal with it.

Uh...by being a dick.

See you on Monday.

[ Bag crinkles ]

Come on, Connor.

That´s amazing.

See?

People are basically
decent human beings, deep down.

-JOYCE: [ Sighs ]
-ALAN: What did you say to him?

I told him I was an expat,
living on the Costa in Spain

and if he didn´t give you
your job back

I´d put out a contract on him.

-[ Engine starts ]
-JOYCE: Alan!

[ Crash! ]

Ooh.

What do you think
you´re playing at?!

Well, there doesn´t seem to be
any swelling.

I´m just wondering
what to do next.

-JOHN: Here´s Carol.
-I don´t want to play anymore.

What happened?
Do you need a doctor?

There´s one here.

Well, technically,
I´m not a real doctor.

I-It´s complicated.
I am a real plumber, though.

[ Exhales sharply ]

-Hi, love.
-Hi.

-How´s it going?
-Fine.

Feels like it´s gone well.
Lots of happy people.

Yeah, I think so.

You know, this morning,
I was a bit disappointed

that I wasn´t going to be able
to do the Rotary Club event.

But being here for you,
making that little sacrifice,

has made me realize
what´s really important.

I´m wearing a wig, aren´t I?

[ Horn honks ]

Why did you have to do that?
You could see his car was there.

-Bit crazy, Joyce.
-Exactly.

-Acting like a crazy woman.
-Yeah, can we just go home?

I need to say something to Alan
first.

-No, you don´t.
-I do.

-No. No, you don´t!
-Al, me and Joyce --

-We had a kiss!
-What?

Earlier on. I-It was nothing,
but we just had a kiss.

Well, I-I felt sorry for him,
and he took advantage of me.

That´s what
he was going to tell you.

-No, I wasn´t.
-What?

I was just going to say
we ordered a curry.

You all right
with chicken biryani?

No, you weren´t!

I don´t know
what you´re on about, Joyce.

The kiss!

I kissed you goodbye.
I always kiss you goodbye.

And, also, I´ve decided
it´s time for me to push on.

Oh, you can´t leave yet.

Not right away --
after the curry.

Hello? What about me?

Hey, thanks
for sorting Ryan out.

MICK: No worries.
I shouldn´t have told you

to stand up to him
in the first place.

Principles are for people
who live in campervans.

They can afford to move on
when things go wrong.

Yeah, talking about campervans,

that´s exactly
where he got off with me!

I´m going to say goodbye
to the girls.

Well, whenever
you want to come back...

Might not be for a while, Alan.

I´ve decided to sell the van,
settle down for a bit,

maybe get a job --
taking a leaf out of your book.

Hello?!

What time´s
the table booked for?

-8:00.
-Plenty of time.

Oh, yeah.

You going to try
the seafood risotto?

-I don´t think so.
-Me neither.

So, how did you get on
with the --

-I don´t want to talk about it.
-Gotcha.

He used his tongue!
Why won´t anyone believe me?

I believe you, Joyce.

You know, I told you,
you´re still desirable.

I´m not making it up. He got off
with me, massively, in his van.

I know he did, love.
I know he did.

I´m glad
Mick sorted himself out.

Mm. So am I.

It´s interesting
when he comes to visit.

But you wouldn´t want him around
all the time.

No.

♫ Ha, foxy ♫

♫ Whoo ♫

♫ And you know you´re
a sweet little lovemaker ♫

♫ Foxy ♫

-♫ I wanna take you home ♫
-What is it?

Alan?

♫ I won´t do you no harm... ♫

Alan?

-♫ You got to be all mine ♫
-What is it, Alan?

♫ All mine ♫

♫ Ooh, foxy lady ♫

♫ Yeah ♫

♫ Foxy ♫

♫ Foxy ♫

♫ Now, ah, I see you, heh ♫

♫ I´m down on the scene ♫

♫ Foxy lady ♫