All language subtitles for Boomers.S01E06.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

ALAN: If you knew
they were collecting it today,

why didn´t you leave it out?

JOYCE: Because you do
that sort of thing, Alan.

ALAN: I don´t know what clothes
to put in a charity bag.

-[ Vehicle door closes ]
-You did it on purpose.

You didn´t leave it out ´cause
you don´t like the charity.

-What are you talking about?
-It´s racist.

-That´s what it is, Alan.
-That is not true.

Look at this place.

Looks more like a bloody
prison camp every year.

So why do we keep coming, then?

´Cause Maureen loves it,
don´t she?

She´s in her element here.

What we need to be doing

is spending more time
with the baby.

We´ll have to pay
for Lee and bloody Suze

to come on holiday with us.

It´s either the baby
or the prison camp.

We can´t pay for two holidays.

"Don´t know
what clothes to put in."

What´s Africa ever done to you?

What are you looking at me
like that for?

I´m not looking at you.
I´m doing my neck exercises.

[ Sighs ] Next year -- And
I know we say this every year,

but, this year, I mean it.

Next year, Alan, we´re booking
somewhere different.

I´m going to tell Maureen
straight.

We´re done with this place.

Here they are.
We were getting worried.

We thought you´d changed
your mind and weren´t coming.

Miss the weekender?
I don´t think so.

It´s the highlight of our year,
isn´t it, Alan?

We got stuck on the 148.

Some holdup at Fakenham.

Should have gone A47, Al.

I didn´t know
there was a holdup.

I´ve been trying to call you
to tell you.

Is your phone
switched off again?

-It´s on silent.
-Why?

-I´m on holiday.
-What´s the point

in having a phone
if it´s permanently on silent?

You can´t be on holiday
all the time.

What do you think
retirement means?

MAUREEN:
You got your party boots on, Al?

-My what?
-For dancing.

There´s live bands
tomorrow night.

You checked in yet?

No, we were waiting for you.

Thought it was easier
all together.

Go and sort us out, John.

You seen the lineup
tomorrow night?

Top bands.

The Searchers,
Brian Poole and the Tremeloes.

They still going, are they?

I think there´s
the odd band member missing.

Strictly speaking, it´s
Brian Poole and the Tremeloe.

Mum, if you don´t like
what´s on the menu,

they´ll change it for you.

They will have something
apart from Chinese.

Yes, we´re here.
It´s lovely.

Yes, she´s here.
[ Laughs ]

Mum says hello.

Hi, Joan!

All right, then.
Speak to you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

First time we´ve been away
since she went into the home,

they´re giving her Chinese.

She has been off Chinese food
for years.

Yeah, when it got too spicy
for her.

No.

When they took back Hong Kong.

I´m not racist, am I?

What?

Not filling up
the African charity bags.

That´s not racist, is it?

No.

But you are racist.

She´s on the phone
every five minutes, Joy.

If I didn´t have this weekend
to get away, I´d go nuts.

Well, it´s your time, isn´t it?

We should book up for next year
while we´re here, shouldn´t we?

You get a big discount
for booking early.

Do you know what? It´s funny
you should say that --

-They´re here.
-Oh, hi!

-Hello.
-Oh! Hi, girls.

All arrived safely, then.

Yeah.
All ready to rock out?

It´s about time one of us won
the dance competition, isn´t it?

Yeah. Me and Carol have got
a good chance this year,

because I´ve been
working on throwing in

a few contemporary moves.

[ Laughing ]
Oh, brilliant.

Go, Trev.
[ Laughs ]

Come on, Carol.
Get over here.

Yeah, leave the boys to it.

All right there, Trev?

Ah, very good, John.
Yourself?

-I´m good, mate.
-TREVOR: Yeah.

Everything´s very harmonious
in our household at the moment.

I think counseling is
the best decision I ever made.

I´m going to surprise Carol
with a package tomorrow night.

[ Paper rustling ]

They do romance packages.

You know -- roses with dinner,
that sort of thing.

I just have to choose which one.

They do
a gold and a silver package.

Oh.

With the gold, you get
a live acoustic performance

by the Searchers
actually at your table.

And what´s the silver package?

Two live performances.

We gonna book
some activities, then?

I thought I´d wait and see
what the boys want to do first.

Oh, do we have to?

We can do things without them,
you know.

What, let them do stuff
on their own?

You have to give your other half
some space, Joyce.

Otherwise, you get into

an unhealthy
codependent relationship

where he´s just waiting for you

to tell him
what to do the whole time.

And that´s a bad thing?

I think
we should play it by ear.

It´s a weekender.

We´re supposed to party on,
girls. [ Chuckles ]

You know, I read in some survey
that people in their 60s

are actually like teenagers.

No kids to look after,
no job to get up for,

no responsibilities, you see.

We can do whatever we want!

I don´t think you should be
taking notice of surveys, Carol.

You don´t know
who they´re asking.

I was watching this program on
telly about this guru in India.

70 if he was a day,

and he was nailing his penis
to a piece of wood every morning

as an act of religious devotion.

I saw that, and I don´t
usually watch documentaries.

What if they´d surveyed him?

Would you be handing Trevor
a piece of 4x2

every morning with his porridge?

[ Chuckles ]
I don´t think so, Carol.

No, there´s nothing else
under the name of Mitchell.

But we booked online weeks ago.

I´m sorry. There´s nothing
we can do about that.

It´s a cock-up.
We´ll get it sorted.

Have another look, love.

I do have other customers
to serve.

-What´s up?
-[ Sighs ]

They´ve only booked us
in one room.

Maybe you filled out
the form wrong.

I don´t think we did.

Couldn´t we just book
another two now?

As I´ve already said,
we´re fully booked.

You´re actually standing
in the way there.

Oh, I´m sorry.

We´re only just trying to help
you rectify your mistake.

[ Breathes sharply ]
Bit racist.

What´s the holdup?

We´re only booked in
for one room.

Oh, my God.

I mean, there is
one other room available.

-We´ll take that.
-But that´s reserved for people

who need wheelchair access.

What?

This has all worked out okay.

-For who?
-Oh, come on, Al.

You´ve taken one
for the team, mate.

Why can´t you
take one for the team?

No one would believe
I was unfit, Alan.

But you do look a bit down
in the mouth, don´t you?

He always looks
a bit down in the mouth.

I don´t know why.

CAROL:
Be fun mucking in together.

Hey, Carol, no sneaking
into the boys´ dorm tonight.

-[ Cellphone rings ]
-CAROL: [ Chuckles ]

Yes, Mum?

Did you tell Maureen
not to book for next year?

I thought
you were gonna tell her.

I can´t tell her, can I?

-Why not?
-Duh!

She´ll think I don´t want
to go on holiday with them.

You don´t want to go on holiday
with them.

-Exactly!
-Hey, listen,

-can I get out of this thing?
-Shh!

They´re in your side table, Mum.

Yeah, "Hunger Games" DVDs.

They´re in the table
at the side of your bed.

Here we are.
Boys´ room.

So, is that it, then?

We´re gonna turn in?

It´s gone 10:00.

Nobody fancy a nightcap?

No, not me.
I´m bushed.

We don´t want to overdo it
on our first day.

-Trev, are you coming?
-No, no, I´m pooped.

It was a long drive down,
wasn´t it?

You go down without me, love.

-Oh. All right.
-Have fun.

-Night-night.
-Night, Carol.

-See ya.
-Night, Joyce.

Sleep well.

She´s going down on her own.

Maybe I ought to go down
and keep an eye on her.

Mind you, it is late.

I´ll...probably turn in.

-Good night.
-[ Smooches ]

JOHN:
Night, Joyce.

Right, so,
I´ve put your vitamin pills

in the side pocket
of the holdall

and your blood-pressure ones
in the back.

Your toothbrush
is with your pants,

and you´ve only brought
two pairs,

so you´re gonna have
to do without again.

Going commando, are we, Al?

Ready for action
at the drop of a hat.

He´ll need a bit more notice
than that.

Oh, I tell you what.

I´m looking forward
to a nice kip.

Well, you must be exhausted.

[ Man speaking indistinctly
on TV ]

What do you make of Carol
going down to the bar?

-I don´t know.
-And Trevor letting her.

I mean, what´s the point
of coming away

if you´re not gonna spend
any time together?

Well, you heard her.
They´re avoiding codependence.

Oh, don´t you start.

You´re sounding
as doolally as she is.

Giving each other space
and doing whatever we want.

Where´s it all going to end,
Maureen?

-[ Door opens ]
-CAROL: Oh!

See you later, then.
Don´t wait up. [ Chuckles ]

Dennis?
Dennis!

I thought it was you.

-Carol?
-Oh, my God.

I haven´t seen you in, what?

-20 years.
-Yeah, must be 20 years.

You haven´t changed a bit.

-Neither have you.
-[ Scoffs ]

This is a turn-up, isn´t it?

-It´s Dennis Hayes.
-Hi.

We used to work together at...

What´s the name?
What was it called?

-Holland & Turner´s.
-Holland & Turner´s.

We´re friends on Facebook,
though.

He posts on my wall
every now and then, don´t you?

God, what a small world.

-What are you doing here?
-On the weekender.

-On your own?
-Well, kind of.

Coach party.
You know -- singles.

I´m just going down to the bar
for a nightcap.

-Want to come with?
-Oh, lovely.

Oh, Dennis Hayes!

Who´d have thought?

Oh, it´s so nice to see you.

DENNIS:
Lovely to see you.

[ T. Rex´s "20th Century Boy"
plays ]

♫ Friends say it´s fine ♫

♫ Friends say it´s good ♫

♫ Everybody says
it´s just like rock ´n´ roll ♫

♫ Ohhh ♫

♫ I move like a cat,
charge like a ram ♫

♫ Sting like a bee ♫

♫ Babe, I wanna be your man ♫

-♫ Ohhh ♫
-♫ Hey! ♫

♫ Ohhh ♫

♫ Well, it´s plain to see ♫

[ Speaking German ]

Hey, we´ve got German news.
[ Chuckles ]

Look, she´s German
and talking German.

Really makes you feel like
you´re on holiday, doesn´t it?

In Germany?

It´s a nice place, Germany.
Nice people.

Well, they are now.

-ALAN: Bit racist.
-Fantastic roads.

And, do you know, in the gents
at the service stations,

you can buy
male incontinence pads.

I didn´t know that.

Little ones
for that extra little bit

that comes out at the end.

Not that I´m saying
you need one.

No.

That little extra bit
that comes out at the end.

Oh, that´s an issue
for all ages.

In fact, the bloke
on the packet, on the machine,

is in his 30s.

-Is he?
-Aye.

Good-looking bloke in a suit.

If it was in this country,
the bloke on the packet

would be some old bugger
in a wheelchair.

Hey, they´ve got handles
on the bath,

and the high toilet seat´s
really comfortable.

So, uh,
how are we gonna do this?

Well, I don´t mind
having the put-me-up.

I don´t mind having it either.

I don´t mind sharing.

I´ve already taken one
for the team.

I mean, what if
she don´t come back tonight?

What are we gonna tell Trevor?

Puts a fly in the ointment.

I mean, there´s so much I wanted
us to get through tomorrow --

spa treatments, Duncan Norvelle,
the Searchers.

I´m assuming we´re not gonna get
as far as Suzi Quatro.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Sighs ]
Hi, Mum.

We should never have let her
drift off from the herd.

She´ll get picked off
like some lame wildebeest.

Hanging about in hotel bars?

Reflects badly on us, as well.

People will think
we´re all at it.

Might as well be out
in the car park dogging.

No, that´s Joyce.

Just push the handle down, Mum,
like they showed you.

She says
she can´t get the door open.

Can´t get out.

Just [Sighs] ring
the emergency cord, Mum.

They´ll come
and open it for you.

All right?
Talk tomorrow, Mum.

I tell you what, Joyce --

Nothing drags you down
as much as a chat with your mum

about her care-home
accommodation.

I´ll book something for us
for tomorrow.

Be nice to all be together.

I mean, let´s face it --

We don´t know how many more of
these weekends we´ve got left.

Mum, it´s me.

You got that door open yet?

-Aah!
-[ Clatter ]

No, that´s Joyce again.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[ David Bowie´s "Queen Bitch"
plays ]

-[ Glasses clink ]
-♫ Oh, yeah ♫

♫ Oh, yeah ♫

♫ I´m up on the 11th floor ♫

♫ And I´m watching
the cruisers below ♫

♫ Oh, my heart´s
in the basement ♫

♫ My weekend´s
at an all-time low ♫

♫ ´Cause she´s hoping to score ♫

♫ So I can´t see her
letting him go ♫

♫ Oh, yeah ♫

Trevor?

Trevor?

TREVOR: What?

What´s that?

It´s my hot-water bottle.

As you were.

[ Birds chirping, door opens ]

You don´t need to be
in that anymore.

Well, it´s just in case
we see somebody --

you know, reception staff --

till we get
another room sorted out.

-He likes it.
-He has got a sore neck.

We´ve all got a sore neck,
Trevor.

It´s whether you choose
to acknowledge it.

I mean, if you let yourself
think old, you´ll be old,

and then there´s no way back.

I am 67.

You´re not old, Alan.
None of us are old.

Who is old, then?

Anyone 10 years older than us.

Thank you.

-You sleep all right?
-Not really.

Joyce and Maureen wear
overnight orthodontic braces.

They rattle like false teeth
when they breathe.

It´s like sleeping
in a joke shop.

Well, it should be
a good night tonight.

The Searchers are on.

Are they?

-You remember them.
-Barely.

To be honest -- and don´t
say anything to Maureen.

Do you know how much
she loves all that stuff?

I think it´s a bit sad.

Everyone going mad

over all these old farts
hobbling around a stage.

I mean, we´re not 18 anymore,

and all the Searchers are doing
is reminding us of that

and dragging us down into
a big, deep, depressing hole.

Be great to meet them, though.

You sleep all right in the end?

Yeah, lovely.

-The bed stopped folding you up?
-Yeah.

You just have to jam your leg
in the mechanism.

-It was fine.
-Next door?

Yeah, they stopped arguing
about 3:00.

So you did get some sleep.

Then they started having sex.

But after they´d finished,
it was lovely.

Slept like a log.

We´re all booked in for
the dance class this morning,

and for the competition
this evening.

That´s me and Alan, Maureen
and John, Carol and Trevor.

Yeah!

I think Trevor wanted
to go bowling, didn´t you?

Well, yes, I did, actually.

Oh, right.

I thought we were all going...

[ Chuckles ]

Yes, well, I wanted to spend
some quality time with the lads.

Yeah, but they don´t want
to go bowling.

You don´t want to go bowling,
do you, Alan?

Well, if Trevor´s keen,
I could keep him company.

Well, we can bowl.

Have you not seen
the Paralympics?

Well, what about you, John? Are
you up for some male bonding?

Didn´t we do enough of that
last night?

Yeah, but we´re already
all booked in on the system.

You didn´t need to do that.

MAUREEN: Well, Joyce
got all that sorted out.

I mean, I did think she was
getting in a bit early.

I usually do the activities,
as you know,

but Joyce seemed very keen to
take the reins, which is fine.

One less job for me.

But we do seem to be
in a bit of a mess.

JOHN:
It´s no problem.

We can go into the booking
system and change it.

I mean, how hard can that be?

WOMAN:
Touch screen to clear.

Touch screen to clear.

-Touch screen to clear.
-Touch screen to clear.

-I just did that.
-Well, go back to "menu."

ALAN:
It won´t clear.

Try a different finger.

-What about "options"?
-Go on, then.

-[ Finger taps ]
-See?

Sorry, lads. We´re having
a bit of trouble with this.

Oh, it´s no rush.

We´re going
on the climbing wall,

so it shouldn´t be too busy.

The screen seems to have stuck.

Yeah, you´re in, uh,
demonstration mode.

What activity you after?

JOHN: Well, there´s a lot
to choose from, isn´t there?

I quite fancy the quad biking,

but then
there´s the Jet Ski hire.

I thought we were playing bowls.

Yeah. I´ve already got
that page up for you.

[ Tom Jones´ "It´s Not Unusual"
plays ]

I don´t know why we can´t
just let her get on with it.

I just want to make sure

she´s not gonna do
anything she regrets later.

I feel a responsibility
towards Trevor.

We brought her on this weekend,
Maureen.

They were all queuing up
to pounce on her.

Don´t see anyone
queuing up to pounce on us.

Good.
I´m quite happy not having

to deal with all that kind
of thing all over again,

thank you very much.

Not even the really old ones.

Are you cross with me
for booking the activities?

I didn´t mean to tread
on your toes, Maureen,

but I just thought booking

another aromatherapy
and whale music session

wasn´t gonna do anyone
any good this year.

I don´t care what we do, Joyce,
as long as we´re having fun.

And if I´d have known
it was gonna be a mass orgy,

I´d have thought twice
about coming,

and I certainly
wouldn´t have brought Alan.

This is a bloody stupid idea.

A climbing wall.

I was quite looking forward
to the bowling.

We haven´t had a game in a
while, the three of us together.

-Bowling´s an old men´s game.
-We are old men.

You´re setting your sights
too low, Alan.

Oh, it´s okay, John.
You just carry on

with whatever senile fantasy
is playing out inside your head,

but we are having no part of it,
are we, Trevor?

I´ll give it a whirl.

-What?
-TREVOR: I´m game.

What do you mean, you´re game?

Well, how hard can it be?

I mean,
we´re in pretty good shape.

Trevor, you can´t get the lid
of your Wellman pills.

[ Tom Jones´ "Help Yourself"
plays ]

I´m just saying --
If you don´t like whale music,

why do you let me book it
every year?

We could have done
Suzi Quatro instead.

Well, being honest
with yourself, Maureen,

would that have been any better?

I wouldn´t want to force you

to come on holiday with us
every year.

Well, maybe that´s something
we´ve got to think about

for next time.

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe it is.

♫ ...want you to do ♫

♫ We´re always told repeatedly ♫

♫ The very best in life
is free ♫

-Hey!
-Hey.

How´s it going?
You guys cool? Do you need help?

We´re cool.

-And we need help.
-Exactly.

We´re cool, and we need help.

Cool.

♫ La-la-la-la ♫

♫ La-la-la-la ♫

♫ La-la-la-la ♫

I wouldn´t mind coming again,
Maureen.

The problem is Lee and Suze.

They´re not spending any time
with us,

and the only way I know
I´m gonna see my granddaughter

is if we pay
to take them on holiday with us.

MAUREEN: You have to do
what you have to do, Joyce,

but once you start organizing
your life around your grandkids,

it´s a slippery slide
you´re on, Joy.

I mean, you´re giving up
on your own life.

I had a friend.

Paid for her family

to go on a once-in-a-lifetime
holiday to Lapland.

She wasn´t up to it, Joy.

She fell off the back of the
dogsled on the wilderness ride,

and nobody noticed
till they got back to the hotel.

She lost three toes
to frostbite.

If that´s the way
you want to go, Joy...

We can´t afford two holidays,
Maureen,

and you have to think ahead,
don´t you?

I mean, what´s going to happen
in 5, 10 years?

I mean, I can look after Alan,

but when he goes
and I´m on my own...

Got to think ahead, haven´t you?

Got to think about these things.

You reckon he´ll go first?

He´ll go first.

It´s like with the washing up.

Always leaves me
to finish off the drying.

♫ ...heaven
that you take me to ♫

♫ Who needs paradise? ♫

You´re not gonna prove anything
to anyone, you know.

You´re just gonna make idiots
of yourselves.

Ready to climb?

Yeah, raring to go,
ain´t we, Trev?

Yeah. Um, I was just wondering
about the safety procedure.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

As in what´s the general --

What´s the safety procedure
generally?

-Oh, well, the usual drill.
-Excellent.

Lock off your carabiner,
get your signals clear,

-that kind of stuff.
-TREVOR: Yeah.

In here, we use
"ready to belay, belay on"

when you´re ready to belay,

"climbing"
when you´re ready to climb.

Ready to belay,
belay on, climbing.

That´s right, but you
can use whatever, really.

-No, we´ll use that.
-Okay.

That´s put my mind at rest.

If you´re thinking about
the standard of safety generally

-of the equipment --
-Oh, yeah, that´s it.

-The equipment standards.
-We´re all good.

Ah, well, that´s fine.

And obviously, you know, don´t
be touching the anchor ropes.

-[ Laughs ]
-Obviously.

-Uh, actually, I´m not doing it.
-You´re missing out.

Staying alive is what I´m doing.

Being alive is not the same
as living your life.

You guys have climbed before,
right?

-Oh, yeah.
-BEN: Of course you have.

Probably climbed more than me.

Sorry. It´s like teaching my
grandmother how to suck eggs.

My grandfather.

Not my grandfather.

Like, ´cause you´re
not as old as my...

More like an uncle, really.

Just leave it.

Sure, okay. So, what
have you climbed before?

-Are you local or what?
-Oh, around.

Lots of places.

You know the Old Man of Hoy?

Shit. No way.

Have you climbed the Old Man?

It was a long time ago.

It was the Middle-Aged Man
of Hoy back then.

You know what your trouble is,
Joy?

You worry too much.
You should take it easy.

Look at Carol.
Carol´s enjoying herself.

I know she´s being
a bit of a tart,

but she looks good on it,
don´t she?

[ Laughs ]
Oh, I´m exhausted!

I don´t know
what it is about gay men,

but you´re always such
fabulous dancers, aren´t you?

They send us
on a special course.

Now, either of you ladies
fancy a quick workout?

No, thanks.

I don´t think we could keep up,
could we?

I´m gonna wait
for Trevor to get back.

We´re having an aromatherapy
session with whale music.

Sounds lovely, doesn´t it?

Anyway, nice seeing you, Carol.

We´ll have to get together
for another boogie next year.

-Yay!
-Bye.

Dennis?
Mind me bag.

-Dance?
-Oh.

♫ Everybody ♫

[ Strauss´ "Also Sprach
Zarathustra" plays ]

-On belay.
-Okay.

Oh, sorry.
Belay on.

He´s gonna kill himself.

-He´s not.
-I´m not catching him.

He needs to get some confidence
back, discover his balls.

Shouldn´t be too difficult.

[ Strauss´ "The Blue Danube"
plays ]

Next time we go away, Mum,
you come with us.

Well, wouldn´t really make
any difference, would it?

You see?
You´re not too shabby, are you?

-[ "Johnny B. Goode" plays ]
-Ooh.

You ready to pick it up a bit?

Yeah.
Yeah, why not?

Come on.

-Ooh.
-Oh!

[ Thud, crowd gasps ]

No, Mum, that´s Joyce again.

[ Strauss´ "Also Sprach
Zarathustra" plays ]

JOHN: You can do it, Trev.
Go on!

The old fart´s gonna beat him.

Trev, he´s gonna do it,
he´s gonna do it. [ Laughs ]

Go on, Trevor!

You should have played bowls,
mate.

Yes!
Unbelievable, Trev!

John?

[ Chuckles ]
Told you.

You did.
You told me.

-John?
-It´s all up here, Alan.

See, the human body is
an amazingly resilient machine.

It´s all about
how you manage yourself.

-John?
-Yeah, all right, Trev.

Trevor was telling me, actually,

that they´ve isolated the aging
gene in the nematode worms.

They breed the gene from them,
Alan,

and they just don´t get old.

That technology´s there.
[ Laughs ]

If we keep ourselves fit, who
knows what´s ´round the corner?

Are you talking
about immortality?

I´m talking about science, Alan.

-John?
-What?

I can´t get down!

What do you mean?

I´m stuck!

I´ll go and find the guy.

I´ll go up and get him.
Give me some slack, Al.

-Eh?
-Some rope. Slack rope.

[ Thud ]

Was that a person?

All right?
Done my hip.

Overenthusiastic dance partner
yesterday.

I´m in this thing
for six months, they reckon.

What´s yours?

Spinal injury?

Yeah.

Sorry.

You know, medical science
is making progress all the time.

You should never give up hope.

You´ll have to leave it there,
Alan.

All the best.

TREVOR: All right, Dennis?
Bearing up?

Poor thing.
See you soon. Bye.

TREVOR: Nice for you
to run into an old friend.

Hope you didn´t mind me
sneaking into your room

for a cuddle last night.

I didn´t mind at all.

Kept John awake, though.

So, we won´t do Hollingers again
next year.

-No.
-It´s not been the same.

No.
A lot going on.

Baby Emilia for us,
your mum, Trevor and Carol.

At Vista Village down the coast,

they do
a brilliant revival weekend.

All cover groups.
Sounds fun.

The Rolling Clones
and the Grateful Dead Ringers.

Shall I book it?

-Yeah. Why not?
-[ Laughter ]

-See ya.
-JOHN: See ya.

-Bye!
-CAROL: Bye.

JOHN:
Which way you going back?

-ALAN: 148.
-This time of day?

ALAN:
Yes, this time of day.

JOHN: [ Scoffs ]
You´ll hit the Norwich traffic.

ALAN: No, I won´t, because
we´ll be going the other way.

JOHN: Well, I´m going
´round the top on the 140.

♫ Dirty old river ♫

♫ Must you keep rolling ♫

♫ Flowing into the night? ♫

♫ People so busy ♫

♫ Makes me feel dizzy ♫

♫ Taxi light shines so bright ♫

♫ But I don´t ♫

♫ Need no friends ♫

♫ As long as I gaze on ♫

♫ Waterloo sunset ♫

♫ I´m in paradise ♫