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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

TREVOR: "Humphrey de Bohun,
the 3rd Earl of Essex,

was killed at the Battle
of Boroughbridge, 1322.

A pikeman
concealed beneath a bridge

skewered him through the anus."

Apparently his dying screams

turned the enemy advance
into a panicked retreat.

Every cloud, eh?

Are you still on
for moving Joan out tomorrow?

-Oh, yeah. No problem.
-Good. I´ve hired the van out.

I haven´t driven a van
for years.

It´s gonna be great fun.

Tinged with sadness, obviously.

Oh, yeah.
Obviously.

Joan looking forward
to the big move tomorrow?

Into the care home?

She´s not doing many cartwheels.

Nice for your sister
to see her again, though.

[ Scoffs ]
First time in months.

She still
with that Egyptian guy?

Hanif?
That was years ago.

Turned up on the doorstep with
him out the blue one Christmas.

Couldn´t speak
a word of English.

Worst game of Boxing Day
charades ever, that was.

This country has a fascinating
history, though, doesn´t it?

A proud history.

We haven´t been invaded
for 1,000 years.

Well, coming up to 1,000.

-Yeah.
-We reach that mark in 2066.

It´s a shame
we won´t be there to see it.

Yeah, it´s always been
one of my great regrets.

You all right, Bob?

Golden, mate.

Absolutely golden.
[ Coughs ]

TREVOR: I´m just gonna push him
over to the till.

He´s expressed an interest

in one of
the Anne Boleyn fridge magnets.

Still a bit of the old devil
in there, eh, Bob?

BOB: [ Laughs ]

Poor old sod.

He looks done in.

Yeah, it´s good for him.

They haven´t got enough staff
at his care home

to take everyone out regularly.

If it wasn´t
for this befriending scheme,

he´d be stuck inside all week.

Brilliant.
No, it´s good, isn´t it?

It´s good
they can get out and about.

Makes you wonder what he´s done
to deserve Trevor, though.

I mean, we can walk away.

It´s a big thing, isn´t it,

moving into
full-time residential care?

I´m trying to make it
as easy as possible for her.

I´ve booked us a lovely posh
lunch tomorrow to celebrate.

-Yeah.
-Well, not celebrate.

-No.
-To mark the occasion.

Yeah, exactly.
You´re just marking it.

I´m worried it´s all gonna be
too much for her.

It´s a very tight schedule.

Well, she has to be out
of her sheltered accommodation

by midday because the warden

has got the next occupant
arriving then,

and we´ve still got
to sort all her stuff out.

You know -- what she´s taking,
what we´re leaving.

Oh, it´s an absolute nightmare,
Joy.

A nightmare.

You gonna come
and give us a hand?

I´d only be in the way.

No, everyone´s mucking in.

-Alan´s coming.
-Oh, is he?

Yeah.
Come on.

We´ll all have a laugh,
except Mum, obviously.

Well, I would be there with you,
Maureen,

but I´m waiting in
for the gasman tomorrow.

Boiler´s playing up.

Well, maybe you can come over
once they´ve been.

Have they given you
a morning or afternoon slot?

-All day.
-Oh.

Well, usually morning
or afternoon, isn´t it?

Usually.

Bob´s nice, isn´t he?

Trevor´s really into
his Age UK charity stuff.

They dress up at Christmas

and put on little shows for them
at the residential home.

Usually goes down well.

Although, last year, they did
a bit of a panto -- "Aladdin."

Trevor was Wishy Washy,

and one of them thought
he was a Japanese prison guard

and tried to strangle him
with a serviette.

They have flashbacks,
don´t they?

Yeah.

What do you mean?

Hello, boys.

JOAN: Hello.

All right, John?

Haven´t seen much of you today.

You been avoiding me?

Don´t know about you boys,
but I´m done in.

My feet are killing me.

If I´d known we´d be trekking
around old ruins all day,

I´d have brought
my sensible shoes.

I thought we were going back
to see those flagons of mead.

All right, Mum, we´ll get
to the mead in a minute.

Funny choice for her last day
of freedom, though, innit?

I mean, coming here?
What´s the attraction?

Other than
a fantastic little tea shop

with 1,000 years of history
attached?

PAULINE: Well, anyway,
we´re going soon.

Otherwise, Maureen´s
not gonna get her afternoon nap.

All right, darling.

She´s very hands-on, isn´t she?

She´s a nutcase.

I wasn´t going to say anything,

but I could tell
something was awry.

She never gets any of my jokes.

She´s always been the same,

especially after a couple
of white wine spritzers.

You don´t want to be
anywhere near her

on New Year´s Eve come midnight.

[ Gasps ]
I´ve had tongues and all.

And Christmas.
Dear, oh, dear.

Do you know, we haven´t had
mistletoe in our house

since 1974?

-That´s sexual harassment.
-It is.

You´ve been objectified, John,
treated as a sexual object.

I think
it´s the way you dress, mate.

That is extremely provocative.

He´s asking for it, isn´t he?

[ Footsteps approaching ]

I know how you´re feeling.

I have had similar problems
with in-laws crossing that line

between displaying affection
and being overtly sexual.

Of course. Carol´s got
a couple of sisters, hasn´t she?

It wasn´t her sisters.

It was her dad.

He was dealing with a lot
of issues towards the end.

JOYCE:
What are we doing tomorrow?

-Tomorrow?
-Yeah.

What had we got arranged
for tomorrow?

-Shopping?
-No.

No. Not shopping.
Uh...

We´d arranged
for the estate agent

-to come ´round.
-That´s it.

So can you help me
get the house ready?

-Yeah.
-Except you can´t,

because you´ve told Maureen

-you´ll help them move Joan.
-I forgot.

I don´t want to talk
to the estate agent by myself.

Look, I told you --
We don´t have to move.

We´re rattling around
in that place.

We could do with downsizing.

What to -- a Lego house?

Lee and Suze still haven´t
brought that baby up

to see us yet, Alan,

and I´m telling you, that
situation isn´t gonna change.

-She´s putting up barriers.
-She´s not putting barriers up.

Alan, you don´t understand.

A daughter-in-law
can turn against you.

My friend Linda from work,

she was babysitting her grandson
at her daughter-in-law´s house.

All she did was move the
furniture ´round a little bit

in the living room
´cause her daughter-in-law

had got some things
in the wrong place.

She´s never seen that kid since.

If you want to be involved
in your grandchild in any way,

you´re gonna have to think
about moving down there.

It´s as simple as that.

MAUREEN: Joy.

Mum´s worried
about moving tomorrow.

-Hi, Joan.
-Hello.

Tell her
she´s worried about nothing.

She won´t know.
She hasn´t seen the place.

Joyce has seen the place, Mum.

Joy, you´ve seen it,
haven´t you?

Oh!

Oh, it looks fantastic!

It´s so plush, isn´t it?

It´ll be like living
in a five-star hotel.

If you ever put me
in one of those places, Alan,

I´ll make you sorrier
than you´ve ever been.

When you gonna get
your hair done properly, Mau?

I´ve been telling her for months
to have her hair cut.

She won´t listen to me.

I had mine done in Gran Canaria
last month.

Always surprised
how soft a man´s fingers

can feel on your hair.

Well, you´re not used to feeling
them on your head, are you?

JOAN:
I worry about you

traveling to these places
on your own.

Men in Muslim countries
are drawn to Western women.

They follow them around
in bazaars.

It´s not a Muslim country.

Yeah, but you´ve still got
your looks, Pauline,

and in an Islamic environment,
you´re like a red rag to a bull.

-BOB: And these, please.
-You´d be all right.

-They wouldn´t touch you.
-Thanks, Mum.

-Not with John around.
-Mm.

And certainly not
with your hair like that.

[ Wilson Pickett´s
"In the Midnight Hour" plays ]

♫ I´m gonna wait
till the midnight hour ♫

Christ.

-[ Light switch clicks ]
-What are you doing, Pauline?

I like having a bath
in the dark.

-It´s relaxing.
-Is it?

-John?
-Jesus!

What are you
creeping around for, Maureen?

-What´s the matter?
-It´s just...

PAULINE: Have you got
any of that moisturizer

for when I get out, Maureen?

I´ve used mine up.

Got as far as my thighs
last night and ran out.

Not used to rubbing it in
myself, you see.

I´ll see
if I can find you a vat.

She´s driving me mad
with her antics.

I swear she gets worse
as she gets older.

Doesn´t it bother you?

All that pouting
and sticking her bits out?

No, no.
Washes right over me.

MAUREEN:
She´s winding Mum up,

asking questions about the home
all the time.

"Have they got satellite?

Is there an en suite?
Is there a lake?"

You´re doing the right thing.

Just because Pauline´s
come breezing in...

She doesn´t have to look after
your mum every day, does she?

You´re the one who´s having
to put up with all the stress.

You mustn´t feel guilty
about it.

I don´t feel guilty about it.

Not guilty.
I don´t mean guilty.

What I mean is, you know,

you shouldn´t think
you´ve failed to care for her,

because you haven´t.

And "failed" is the wrong word,
as well.

Yes, you see,
what you´ve actually done is,

you´ve actually succeeded

in finding her
a more, you know, um...

Want a cup of tea?

[ Donovan´s "Sunshine Superman"
plays ]

♫ Sunshine came softly ♫

♫ A-through my ♫

♫ A-window today ♫

You off on your jolly?

It´s not gonna be fun, Joyce.

Hey, this place looks amazing.

You´ve done a great job, Joyce.

Look at that tap.

Just be back in time
for the estate agent.

I don´t want to be
talking to her on my own.

What shall I say
to John and Trevor?

-About what?
-About the estate agent.

-Don´t say anything!
-What if they ask?

I don´t want
people thinking we´re moving.

Well, you said
we were just testing the water

-getting it valued.
-Yeah, and I don´t want them

to think
we´re getting it valued either.

The only reason
you get your house valued

is if you´re worried
about money.

-But --
-And I don´t want them

feeling sorry for us.

Remember that time
they wanted to go to St. Tropez,

and we said
it was too expensive?

And John wanted to pay for the
flights and the accommodation,

and I said no.

Remember how you felt then?

-Gutted.
-Embarrassed.

-And embarrassed.
-I just don´t want their pity.

-I won´t say a word.
-[ Horn honking ]

Oh.
Better get going.

I think I´ll just get meself
something to eat on the way.

Don´t touch that, Alan!

That´s estate-agent bread.

And the same
goes for the coffee.

This place has got
to be perfect, spotless,

smelling of nothing
but bread, coffee,

and maybe
a little bit of ammonia.

You eat that bread, Alan,

you are jeopardizing
our grandchild´s future.

[ Horn honks ]

You go off
and have a bit of fun.

Look, I told you, Joyce --
It´s not gonna be fun.

It´s gonna be hard work.

But sometimes, you know,

we have to make sacrifices
for our friends.

Hey, Al, you´ve got
to have a go in this van.

It´s got a rearview camera
and everything.

Joyce.

ALAN:
Oh, it´s Carol!

It´s Carol.

-Hello, Joyce.
-Hi!

You know, Joan´s move
got me thinking

about all the stuff
we´ve got up in our loft,

and I thought
you might want this.

I´ll be 20 minutes, if that.

[ Whispering ]
It´s only Carol.

And Bob.

Hello.

How´s it going?

Golden, mate.
I feel absolutely golden.

Oh, thanks, John.

All okay, then.

-The thing is, Carol --
-He´s no trouble.

Just pop him out by the pond.

I just need disabled access
to your loo,

which means,
if I´m being honest with myself,

does need to be
less than 15 seconds away.

CAROL:
It´s exciting, isn´t it?

A new baby
coming to visit all the time,

and we´ll all be here
to help out.

I still don´t feel old enough
to be a grandma.

Don´t be silly, Joyce.
Of course you are.

Are you making fresh bread?

I´ll have a sandwich.

Well, don´t spread it out there,
please, Carol.

Hold the sandwich.

I think I´m gonna have
to clear the decks first.

Really is a very good care home
you´re going to.

As long as they´ve got Pinot
Noir on tap in all the rooms,

I´m not fussed.

And how are you?
Everything okay?

I´m good.

Sometimes it´s harder
on the carers.

-Nah, I´m fine.
-You´re doing the right thing.

I know.

What you mustn´t do
in situations like this

is think that anybody here
is judging you,

because they are
absolutely not doing that.

You hear lots of stories
about problems with care homes.

You know -- neglect, residents
lying in soiled bedding,

physical abuse, but you´ve
just got to ignore them.

What you mustn´t think is that
you are sentencing your mother

to spending her last years
in a living hell

because you
almost certainly aren´t.

Careful with all that.

There´s some good stuff
in there.

Don´t worry.
We´ll look after it.

Is this all going back to yours?

It´s going on the tip.

PAULINE: Wish I was coming
on the jolly boys´ outing.

Is there room for a girl
up there?

-I can squeeze in next to John.
-[ Hand slaps ]

-ALAN: [ Laughs ]
-Do you feel dirty?

[ Sighs ]

PAULINE:
This is good, innit?

How long has it been
since we all sat down,

had a good sort-out?

MAUREEN:
As long as it doesn´t upset her.

The warden´s giving me
the hurry-up already.

Oh!
Remember this one?

It´s me and you on the beach.

Oh, that´s Llandudno, innit?

Oh, it was a lovely holiday.
Such a special time.

Yeah, and it peed down
with rain all week.

Yeah, but we went there
every year, didn´t we?

And it peed down every time.

Look.

It´s you and Dad on the pier.
Big smile on your face.

Must have been happy there.

I was.
We were going home that day.

Yeah, well, Dad liked it.

He looks like he´s happy
in all of them.

Of course he does.

He´d just started
drinking again.

How are you getting on?

It´s emotional.
So many memories.

It was the beginning of the end,
that was.

I tell you what, Mum.

You don´t need
to go through all this, do you?

Why don´t we let
Pauline run you over to Joyce´s?

Oh. She´s got to decide
what she wants to take with her.

Everything in here
has got memories attached

that we don´t know
anything about.

Look at that chair she´s sat in.

It means nothing to us,
but it might remind her

of all sorts of special things.

It reminds me of my Uncle Ted.

See?

Why does it remind you of Ted?

He died in it.

Mau, tell me
where Joyce lives again.

[ Sighs ]

-Ohh!
-Poor Joan.

I think it´s the right time
for her to go in, though.

I mean, she´s got to that stage.

You know -- the worry,
the stress, the confusion.

I just need a break from it all.

And it´s not cheap either.

I couldn´t face it.

I think when my time comes,
I´ll ask Maureen to shoot me.

Yeah, I´ll let
Joyce finish me off.

It´s the least I can do for her.

[ Chuckles ]
What about you, Trev?

Are you opting out
of the care system?

Maybe we could get
a group booking at Dignitas, eh?

Better discount.
What do you think?

Fly off to Switzerland.

Bit of skiing,
drop of Gluehwein.

And [Whistles]

No, I´ve already chosen
my care home.

Picked my own room
and everything.

I´m quite looking forward to it.

You could be onto
a good thing there, Trevor.

Oh, I knew an old boy once
in a care home in Hitcham.

He said he´d never had
so many women in his life.

Fighting them off
with his stick, he was.

-[ Chuckles ]
-Swear to God.

-Makes you think, doesn´t it?
-Mm.

I wonder how Carol´s
getting on with Bob.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hi, Joyce.

He keeps rolling himself
down to the pond.

What if he falls in?
Are we covered on insurance?

I´m trying to get rid of them.

You know what Carol´s like.

Just get back here, Alan.

Yeah, the estate agent´s
gonna be here in 10 minutes.

Oh, you´re looking
a little bit tired, Bob.

You ready to go home yet?

I´m ready for anything.

-Good as gold, love.
-JOYCE: [ Chuckles ]

I know Emilia hasn´t been
to see you yet, but she will.

And these baby things
are ever so useful.

There´s a gym and a playpen
and a sterilization kit.

Oh, that will be useful.
But do you know what?

I think Bob´s a bit tired
and probably wants to go home.

Look, he´s waiting there
by the door.

Oh. I suppose
I could take him somewhere else.

That´s it.

Will you use all this stuff?

Of course I will.

And it means a lot to me

that you´ve shared
all these things with me.

Bye, Bob.

-Got room for one more?
-Hello.

JOHN:
Because, you see, of course,

going back 100 years,
we never needed care homes.

Nobody ever lived past 80.

Yes, and going back
a few hundred years,

nobody ever lived past 50.

We´d have all been dead already.

Imagine, not having
the last 20 years.

All the things we´ve seen
and done in that time.

Yeah, although there´s a couple
of Christmases with Joyce´s mum

I could have done without.

It´s all fine.
They can be in the garden.

-I can just show the house.
-What´s that?

We can all go in the garden.

No point being stuck inside,
is there?

You´re getting flustered,
aren´t you?

I´m not flustered.

Look, I know you´re going
through a very emotional time

at the moment.

Everything´s different for you,
isn´t it,

with the new baby and all that.

Well, it does change things.

That´s why I thought
you´d understand

what I´m going through.

See, I thought
helping Trevor out with Bob

would be a bit different.

I thought
it was sharing an interest.

But all it´s doing is making me
think what it´ll be like

looking after Trevor
if he gets...you know.

Well, with a bit of luck,

-you´ll be dead by then.
-[ Chuckles ]

TREVOR:
I think what John is saying is,

taking genetics and economics
into account, the three of us

are among the most successful
people on this planet.

I mean,
is that a fair assessment, John?

That´s it.
That´s exactly right, Trev.

Well, I suppose
if you put it like that...

I mean, there are people
better off than us, though,

-aren´t there?
-That is also true.

And there´s plenty more
worse off.

-Mm.
-I mean, look at us.

We´re doing all right,
aren´t we?

We don´t struggle for money.
We´ve got a good pension.

And we´re not having
to sell off assets...

unlike those poor buggers
who are having to downsize.

-Oh, dreadful.
-Terrible.

-Pressure to sell.
-Money running out.

-Poor sods.
-Canceling all your luxuries.

-Car, satellite TV.
-Yeah.

Can you imagine
what that´s like?

-I can´t imagine it, John.
-Neither can I.

Didn´t you cancel your satellite
subscription recently?

No, I didn´t cancel.
I switched.

Moved my package across.

Maureen tells me off
if I do that.

You like fish?

There´s some lovely carp
in there.

A little bird
told me you were moving today.

Make your mind up.

Do you want to talk about fish,

or do you want
to talk about birds?

[ Chuckles ]

Alan, is this yours?
An estate agent´s card.

Must have fallen
out of your pocket.

ALAN:
Oh, yeah.

We were just, uh, you know,

-testing the water.
-Where are you going?

Well, we´re just thinking
about it at this stage.

Oh, Joyce wants
to move nearer Suze.

Eh? No.

What, you´re joking, aren´t you?

Move all the way down there
on Joyce´s say-so?

Ha. I don´t think
I´ll be doing that.

Oh, well,
you should have told us, Alan.

-Can´t break up the team, Al.
-The three amigos.

You´re making me want
to leave now.

Difficult
settling somewhere new.

-At your age?
-Learning all those new numbers.

I´m not going anywhere.
We´re not moving, okay?

Okay. So you´re
just getting a valuation.

Exactly. No.

What´s happened?
You in trouble?

No.
No trouble.

Listen, mate.

If you need help, just ask us.

He only has to ask,
doesn´t he, Trev?

-Yeah, say the word.
-No, listen. It´s fine, really.

It´s just a complication
with annuities, that´s all.

-Oh, no.
-No, it´s fine, really.

Alan. Alan, look
who you´re talking to.

Trevor.

-You´re talking to Trevor.
-Okay.

I´m a financial adviser, Alan.

-Christ.
-Sort him out, Trev.

She´s a bit off, isn´t she,
that Joyce?

I was gonna send her
a Facebook invitation,

but she can stuff it now.

Oh.
You´ve got rid of everything.

-She´s only got one room.
-Seems a bit cruel.

Well, it´ll be stacked
to the ceiling

if we let her take everything.

Where´s Mum gonna fit in?

You gonna keep her
wedged in her cabinet,

like a giant piece
of Capodimonte?

If you want to talk about cruel,
love, that´s cruel.

I´m not doing this.

What do you mean,
you´re not doing this?

I´ll take her.

Oh, for goodness´ sake.

No, Maureen.

If there´s honestly no room
in your seafront mansion

for one old lady and a few
memories, then I´ll have her.

-Pauline...
-She´s not going.

She won´t survive inside.

It´s a care home, Pauline.
It´s not Holloway Prison.

She´s not gonna be attacked

by lesbians with shivs
in the shower.

TREVOR: Yeah, you see,
if you´d come to me,

I´d have told you
not to buy that annuity

because it had
unspecified minimum yield

-written all over it.
-Look, it´s gonna be fine.

It´s just in case, that´s all.

There´s absolutely no problem.
We are not in trouble.

-Okay, mate.
-We are completely solvent.

-No, we understand.
-So, you know,

thanks for the offer, but you
don´t need to worry about it...

or even mention it.

-Sure.
-Seriously.

-Don´t mention it.
-Joyce doesn´t know?

No, she doesn´t know.

-Understood.
-[ Cellphone rings ]

Yeah? What?

Why?

Right. Bye.

-What´s up?
-That was Maureen.

She said bring it all back.

What for?

Joan´s moving in with us.

[ Sighs ]

[ Creedence Clearwater Revival´s
"Bad Moon Rising" plays ]

♫ I see the bad moon arising ♫

♫ I see trouble on the way ♫

Okay.
Happy now?

She´s coming to live with me.

That´s it.
Done.

Should have done it
in the first place.

I think you should think
through that decision.

Oh, give it a rest, love.

Still in charge, eh, Maureen?

You do know
why she´s moving out of here?

She attacked the warden.

We had some Wi-Fi issues
in the block.

I tried to reboot her router,

and she hit me
with her tablet PC device.

I´m sure I don´t need to tell
you that aggressive behavior

can be a symptom
of other problems,

which need to be addressed.

I know.

I´d have hit her, as well.

JOAN:
They´ve got a hydrobath.

I suppose it might be nice.

A care home
is like anything else, my love.

It´s what you make of it.

If you go in there
looking to enjoy yourself,

you´ll have
the time of your life.

I mean, look at me.

When I went inside, I made some
good friends, I´ve eaten well,

and I´ve been
to see some good shows.

My only regret
was that I didn´t go in earlier.

So as long
as I don´t have to share.

I´ve seen "Big Brother."

I don´t want
any of that hot-tub action.

[ Sighs ]

Carol.

Carol!

He´s stopped breathing.

-[ Siren wails ]
-♫ It´s getting dark ♫

♫ Too dark to see ♫

♫ I feel I´m knockin´
on heaven´s door ♫

[ Doorbell rings ]

Mrs. Mitchell, I´m from Clacy
Walters, the estate agents.

Is this a good time?

[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]

Not really.

♫ Knock, knock, knockin´
on heaven´s door ♫

Nice posh lunch, Maureen.

It´s better than going out,

mucking with friends,
innit, Joy?

Yeah, perfect.

All right if I put
this curry sauce on the table?

Yeah, stick it
where you like, Maureen.

I hear you had a funny turn.

It´s called sleep apnea.

You stop breathing
when you go to sleep.

See, that sounds serious to me.

I can´t believe they let you
befriend him in the first place.

If Joan hadn´t given him
mouth-to-mouth,

I don´t know
what we´d have done.

But, otherwise, nice morning?

Yeah.

Seeing baby stuff,
felt a bit broody.

I bet. What?

You know --
for more grandchildren.

What did you think I meant?

I don´t know.
You know, you hear stories.

I mean there was that woman
in Italy, wasn´t there,

in "The Guinness Book
of Records."

I saw that.

She was
artificially inseminated.

She´d have to be.

Oh.

I tell you, I´m exhausted.
I really am.

I have literally not sat down
all day.

Oh.

You don´t have
to come and stay with us, Mum.

You can go and live with Pauline
and Phil if you want.

Look, Maureen...

Who´s Phil?

Oh, you´ll like him, Mum.
He´s not Egyptian.

Look, I know I´m old,
but I´m not completely insane.

If I lived with Pauline,
I´d be dead within a week,

and if I lived with you,
I´d go ´round the bend.

If I´m gonna need people
to look after me,

then I want people
who know what they´re doing.

-What are you having, Pauline?
-I´m not having any.

Don´t want an ickle tubby tummy
like yours. [ Chuckles ]

Pauline, you´re touching me
inappropriately,

and you need to respect
my personal boundaries.

I think I´ve upset John.

Can you put a good word in
for me?

Oh!
Very firm.

Been to the gym, Alan?

Here´s your saveloy, Joan.

She´s changed her mind
about the home, John,

so it´s back to the tip.

Listen, if you don´t like
the food in there, Joan,

just give us a ring,
and we´ll come and get you.

Or we´ll get your new boyfriend
to come and get you.

Do me a favor.
I´m not that desperate.

I´m leaving him for Pauline.

What about the house?

We´ll never sell it.

We´ll just die here,

never having seen
our grandchild again.

Oh.

You´re squashing my chips, love.

-Oh.
-[ Sighs ]

They didn´t see
the estate agent.

That´s the main thing, isn´t it?

Did you settle up for these?

How much do we owe you, Maureen?

Maureen, don´t let them
give you any money.

These two
aren´t paying for anything.

Not until I´ve sorted out
their pension shortfall.

What?

[ Ray Charles´
"Hit the Road, Jack" plays ]

♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

♫ And don´t you come back ♫

♫ No more, no more,
no more, no more ♫

♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

♫ And don´t you come back
no more ♫

-♫ What´d you say? ♫
-♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

♫ And don´t you come back ♫

♫ No more, no more,
no more, no more ♫

♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

♫ And don´t you come back
no more ♫

CHARLES: ♫ Old woman, old woman,
oh, you treat me so mean ♫

♫ You´re the meanest old woman
that I´ve ever seen ♫

♫ I guess if you say so ♫

♫ I´ll have to pack my things
and go ♫