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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Trevor?
Hoover´s gone again.

[ Blowing ]

We´ll have to go online
and order a new one tonight.

Why do they make these things
so complicated?

-[ Vacuum whirs ]
-Oh!

It´s all right.
It´s started.

Counseling was good yesterday,
wasn´t it?

Yeah, very constructive.

She´s a lovely girl, Helen,
isn´t she?

-So easy to talk to.
-Very much so.

Now, don´t get me wrong.
I´m enjoying it a lot.

But, to be honest, I still don´t
quite know why we´re going.

Everyone at yoga
goes to counseling.

They all go online
and share tips

and benefit
from each other´s experience.

Well, I don´t like the idea of
people sharing in our business.

It´s an anonymous
online community, Trevor.

I don´t give my real name.

Oh.
Well, what do you call yourself?

Miss Sadie.

What do you call me?

Trevor.

So, what do you think
of the new runaround?

JOYCE:
Very smart.

I was gonna park it
on the drive,

but it looks like
Alan´s doing something on it.

JOYCE: Yeah, he´s doing
the patio out the back.

He´s been talking about doing it
for months.

That´s the trouble with Alan.

He never seems to be able
to finish things off

once he´s started them.

They´re all a bit like that.

You doing anything
for Thurnemouth Day?

Well, I was gonna take Mum
to that sing-along,

but Carol just called,

and Trevor needs a lift
into Norwich.

Do you want to take Mum?

I would.
You know I would.

But we´ve got our Choral Society
performance today.

Oh.
You singing?

No. I´m not musical, Maureen.
You know that.

I joined for the social aspect.

This will be my first gig
as chairwoman.

Got voted in last month.

Oh, I thought
they already had a chairwoman.

She died, finally...

-and sadly.
-Mm.

TREVOR: Oh, no.
She drives too fast, Carol.

You know what I´m like
with motion sickness.

Anyway, we always do
Thurnemouth Day.

-What have you got on?
-Nothing.

It´s a surprise.

We don´t normally have
surprises.

Exactly.

I thought we´d agreed
we were gonna try new things,

and this is something
that will get me out and about,

exactly like Helen was saying.

It´s not one
of those swingers things, is it,

where you all put your keys
in a bowl?

[ Breathes sharply ]
That would be a new thing.

CAROL: You don´t have to go
to Thurnemouth Day, you know.

TREVOR: Carol,
I´m chairman of the committee.

I have to be there.
I have to lead by example.

Bit silly, isn´t it,

grown men running around
dressed as sailors?

Two things there, Carol.

One, nobody looks silly,

and, two, I don´t think
you´ll find too many people

who think
Lord Nelson was just a sailor.

[ Jimi Hendrix´s
"Hey Joe" plays ]

[ Sea gulls crying ]

♫ Hey, Joe ♫

You lost a contact lens there,
Al?

You know your eyes shrink
as you get older, Alan.

That´s why your lenses fall out.

-You coming fishing?
-I´ve got to sort the patio out.

Joyce wants to have her Choral
Society meetings out there.

They´ve just
made her chairwoman.

I think her goal is to take over
every society in Thurnemouth

-and then invade Poland.
-Hm.

It´s never seemed to settle
quite right, that patio.

Well, it´s subsidence, ´cause
you live on the edge of a cliff.

Oh, it´s just not been
laid properly.

You got the gypsies in,
didn´t you?

It was
a reputable firm of builders.

Where are they now?

They moved out the area.

-Gypsies.
-They weren´t gypsies.

Did they have a caravan?

Look, Trevor and Carol
have got a caravan.

That doesn´t mean
they´re gypsies.

I can´t see Carol
dancing ´round the campfire

with a rose between her teeth,
can you?

I just think
she´s spending too much time

on her online communities.

She sees all these newly
divorced women in their 60s

on there, banging on
about what a great time

they´re having in the Gabon

or wherever it is they go
to find black steel.

Black steel?

Not my words, Maureen.

That´s just what they call it.

The idea that older women

have got to have
fun, independent lives

isn´t gonna do anyone any good.

Not in Thurnemouth, it isn´t.

Well, he´ll have driven her
to it.

He doesn´t talk to her, Joyce.
He doesn´t communicate.

I bet that´s what the marriage
counselor´s telling them.

We don´t know what the marriage
counselor´s telling them.

No, but I´m gonna find out.

They don´t need counseling.

It´s obvious
what the problem is -- Trevor.

When someone´s
having difficulties

in their relationship,

you can´t ever put it down
to one problem, Maureen.

It´s lots of different things
all coming together.

Marriage isn´t a one-way street.

There´s two sides
to every story.

So you don´t think it´s Trevor?

I do think it´s Trevor, but
you don´t like to say, do you?

JOHN: I don´t know
why you don´t let me help.

-Don´t want to put you out.
-It´s no trouble.

-I´ve done hundreds of patios.
-I don´t need any help.

-Could save you a bit of money.
-I´m not a charity case.

-Okay, okay, I´m just saying.
-It´s all sorted, John.

You´re not the only one
who can lay a patio, you know.

You´re not doing it yourself?

-What do you mean?
-Well, digging out,

laying the aggregate, screeding
over so the slabs don´t shift.

-You can´t do that yourself.
-Yeah, I know.

-You need a builder.
-I know. I´ve got a builder.

-Well done.
-Thank you.

-Which one?
-What?

-Which builder have you got?
-Why do you want to know?

I´m in the trade, Al.
You don´t want a cowboy.

Is it Dave Howard?
Dave´s a good lad.

-No.
-Or is it Chris Baines?

He´ll do you a discount
if you mention my name.

-No.
-Keith Enfield?

-Mnh-mnh.
-Mike Bird?

Murray Goodwin?
Paul Clancy?

-None of them.
-Which one is it, then?

-Someone you don´t know.
-I know them all, Al.

Not this one.

You haven´t got a builder
at all, have you?

CAROL: Hi!

[ Clears throat ]

The upside of doing it yourself
is, you´ll miss Thurnemouth Day.

-Oh, my God.
-Bloody waste of time, that is.

-Worst day of the year.
-CAROL: Hello, you two.

Looking forward
to Thurnemouth Day?

-Oh, yeah, not half.
-Yes. Good.

Well, let´s hope
the weather holds.

Oh, it will.
All right, Trev?

Are you not doing anything
for Thurnemouth Day?

Nothing much.

Just opening it.

What´s that, then?
Cutting some sort of ribbon?

There´s a bit more to it
than that.

Like what?

Actually,
it´s mainly the ribbon.

Oh, thanks
for giving Trevor a lift.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Silly to waste the new motor.

I know.
Isn´t it smart?

I saw it outside...

and on Facebook.

Here´s his bag.

He´s picking up
the rest of his outfit

-here in Norwich at midday.
-Right.

The opening ceremony is at 5:00.

He´s a bit concerned
that he might miss it

if the traffic coming back
from Norwich is bad.

Oh, don´t worry about Trevor.

You just have a good day.

[ Grunts ]
I´d love to take you, Trevor.

If I could, I would, mate.

You´ll be all right
with Maureen.

Hey, you get a spin
in the new car.

She done much driving in it?

She´s a good driver, Maureen.

And you want to get there
quickly, don´t you?

Come on, Trev.

I´ve got you
all to myself today.

JOHN: Now, there´s an offer
you can´t refuse.

-Where are you going?
-Fishing.

-No. You´re taking Mum out.
-What?

She´s got a sing-along
this afternoon.

Hang on.
You´re taking her to that.

MAUREEN:
No, I´m taking Trevor.

Yeah, but, I mean, wouldn´t
she rather go with you two?

Thurnemouth Day?
See the lights?

She´s not going there again.

Not after the cider chug
last year. Come on.

JOYCE: What are you gonna do
with yourself today?

Gonna put your feet up?

It´s the Choral Society today,
isn´t it?

Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

You were going
to get me signed in.

I was gonna surprise Trevor,
get him to come along and watch,

put a bit of a sparkle back.

Remember?

Do I remember?
Duh!

How could I forget?

How could I forget
you and Trevor

getting your sparkle back?

CAROL: I´ve actually
been saying for years

that I´d love
to sing in a choir,

but Trevor don´t seem
to take any notice.

Sometimes I think you´re the
only person that listens to me.

Don´t know about that.

CAROL: So, what did they say?
Am I in?

Of course you are.

-Yay!
-Yay! [ Chuckles ]

[ Breathes deeply ]

♫ Wouldn´t it be nice
if we were older? ♫

♫ Then we wouldn´t have
to wait so long ♫

♫ And wouldn´t it be nice
to live together ♫

♫ In the kind of world
where we belong? ♫

♫ You know it´s gonna make it
that much better ♫

♫ When we can say good night
and stay together ♫

♫ Wouldn´t it be nice
if we could wake up ♫

Joan, it´s me!

You ready, love?
Ready to go?

JOAN: You got the short straw,
did you?

Why are you sitting in the dark?

I don´t like going out
with the curtains open.

Burglars can see in.

Yes, well, come on.

You don´t want
to miss your sing-along.

What happened to that
nice picture of you and me?

-It´s around somewhere.
-I thought it was in there.

Only keep me treasures in there.

Are you ready?

-We can´t go yet.
-Why not?

My toilet´s
making a funny noise.

What do you mean,
"a funny noise"?

-It´s gurgling.
-Are you sure it´s the toilet?

We´ll get maintenance
to look at it.

He´s not in till next week.
I thought you could do it.

I´ll look at it tomorrow.

I´m not using the toilet
if it´s gurgling.

Okay, okay.
We can sort this out.

We´ve got time.

You going fishing again?

No.

[ Engine revs, tires screech ]

I´m loving
having my own motor again.

Have you not put the address
into the satnav?

Oh, we´ve got a map, Trev.

We don´t need some smart-ass
woman telling us where to go.

We´ve got me to do that.

-You can put it in if you like.
-No.

Isn´t it nippy?

[ Breathes deeply ]
Yes, very smart.

Lovely smooth -- Watch the bike!

Oh, bloody bikes
all over the place.

Should stay on the pavement.

He was on the pavement.

I just thought
I should get a bit

of independence back, you know.

That light´s red.

John was very keen for me
to get out and about on my own.

Red light.

I´m sure that´s what you want
for Carol, as well.

-Red light, Maureen!
-[ Tires screech ]

MAUREEN: There.

[ Tapping seat ]
This is nice.

We don´t often get
to spend time together, do we?

[ Engine revving ]

[ Tires screeching ]

No, I understand.
You´ve got too much work on.

Lucky you.

I´ve called 15 builders
this morning,

and they´ve all got
too much work on.

I know
we´re out of the recession,

but this is ridiculous.

[ Clicks tongue ]

-[ Chair thuds ]
-JOYCE: Ooh!

We´ll start rehearsing soon.

Only someone´s got to put
the refreshments out.

Oh, I´m just happy
to be involved.

Me and Trevor have always
shared a love of music.

He´ll listen to jazz.
I´ll listen to Magic!

You see, Joyce, if you think
of marriage as a tent,

then a shared activity,
like music,

could be one of the tentpoles.

Don´t take this the wrong way,
Carol,

but have you been spending time

with your online
yoga group again?

The yoga women are very Zen.

Jennifer´s actually been
to a Buddhist retreat,

and while she was there,
she found herself

and decided to leave her husband

and live
in an all-female community

where they build their own
houses out of dried mud.

Yeah, but things are different
out in the Far East, Carol.

This was in Ipswich.

I just think you´d be better

with down-to-earth people here,
Carol.

EMMA:
You know being chairwoman

doesn´t mean you have
to put out the chairs?

Oh, I know.

Going to be a full house
for you this afternoon.

I managed to sell
all the tickets.

That wasn´t easy.

Oh, right.

Everything else
going okay for you?

Yes, fine, yes.

Just sorting out
all the refreshments,

but, otherwise, all good.

Now, I´ve noticed
a couple of issues.

The piano needs tuning.
It´s a semitone out.

And we need a backdrop
to the stage there

and some material up there
to absorb the echo.

-Um, and the lighting...
-Shall I break the ice?

No, you just go
and put the crisps away, Carol.

And the front two rows
are going to have to go

because they´ll block the sound.

I don´t want people
who are just along for the ride.

We need to make sure
the intensity

is up around the 110% mark.

110%?
That is high, isn´t it?

I think this choir has been
underperforming for some time.

-Do you?
-I do.

I look around.
I see a lot of dead wood.

A lot of people
who are just coasting.

Think it´s a bit of fun.

You know -- a chance
to socialize with their friends

and...people who don´t
really understand music.

Well, you won´t get that
from me, Emma.

I´m all about the music.

Is that person waving at you?

No.
I´ve never seen her before.

[ Toilet flushes ]

Well, there´s nothing wrong
with it that I can see.

It gurgles.

It didn´t gurgle for me.

I thought you were a plumber.

What´s the point of you
if you can´t even fix a toilet?

WARDEN: Hello, Joan?
Door´s open.

Everything okay?

It´s the warden.

This place
is like a bloody prison camp.

Don´t let her i-- in.

The toilet doesn´t work.

No, it´s fine.

JOAN:
It´s not fine.

What if it floods?

-It won´t.
-It might.

It might flood when I´m on it.

Well, then the warden
can help you, can´t she?

Uh, no. I don´t attend residents
in those circumstances.

-Why not?
-I just don´t.

Maintenance
will be back on Monday.

I can´t go without a toilet
until Monday.

We do have
an out-of-hours service,

but it´s more expensive.

Perhaps you could have Joan
till then.

[ Sighs ]
I´m busy.

Going fishing?

No.

I just think with Dad passing

and Mum withdrawing
into her own little world,

and Simon finally leaving home,

there was just no one else
left to talk to except Trevor,

and I suppose I´ve never
really relied on him for that.

You know -- not
for that emotional connection.

Did you put the peanuts out,
as well?

Oh, yeah.

So, what did Emma say?
Is it all right?

Yeah, of course it is.

You can sing, can´t you?

Oh, not that it matters.

It´s all a bit of fun, really.

But at the same time,
it is quite serious,

and they have been practicing
for the best part of six months.

That is serious.

Me and Trevor can sing the whole
of "Love Will Keep Us Together"

without looking at the words.

I´m Tennille.
He´s the Captain.

It´s our thing.

Carol, you don´t have to do it.

You´re the one
who said I needed a challenge.

You said it would be a change
from working at the hospice.

Yeah, I know, but there are lots
of challenges, aren´t there?

I mean, you still haven´t been

on the Oblivion ride
at Alton Towers

with your little granddaughter,
have you?

That´s a real challenge.

Oh, it´s not the same thing.

Yeah, but you promised her,
Carol.

I can still remember the look
on her face when you said it.

A performing challenge.

Bring me out of my shell.

They do pole-dancing here now.

Monday evenings.

Keeps you fit,
plus it´s still got

that little bit of show biz
thrown in.

I know you´re trying
to give me an easy out,

but I really want to do this.

It´s important to still be able
to surprise each other.

That´s what
the marriage counselor says.

She wants us to be
more spontaneous.

Has she met Trevor?

[ Sighs ]
Mr. Mitchell?

ALAN: Yes.

Thomas Parlour.

We spoke on the mobile phone.

Sorry I´m late.
I couldn´t find you.

I think my map´s out of date.

New estate, is it?

1982.

Oh, thought so.

-Um...
-Everything all right?

Yes. It´s just, um, I assumed
I´d be getting the son.

I am the son.

[ Toilet flushes ]

You fixed it yet?

We can´t find
anything wrong with it.

What about the gurgling?

All toilets make a noise, Joan.

I´ll have to get
somebody else in.

The old girl next door
has a very good handyman.

-I´ll give her a ring.
-We´re not calling anyone else.

You want me to use the toilet
when it´s unsafe, do you?

You want to leave me
to get sucked down the pan

next time I flush it?

She seems distressed.

Maybe we should call
someone who could help.

Like the warden, you mean?

JOAN: How you ever made
any money I don´t know.

-HANDYMAN: There you go.
-My daughter Maureen

-did all the work.
-Fine.

You know what, Joan?
It´s fine.

We´ve had the toilet out,
and we´ve had it back in again,

and there´s nothing wrong with
it, but that´s not an issue.

No, you were right,
and we were wrong.

But let me tell you something,
Joan.

You´ve had three people running
´round after you all morning,

and not one of us
have complained, have we, huh?

Even this young man
came out on a callout.

He´s even been down the cesspit
at the bottom of the garden,

but he´s happy to do that,
aren´t you?

Your welfare, Joan,
has been the number-one priority

for me and Maureen and everyone
else who cares about you.

But that´s it, Joan.
That´s it. I´ve had enough.

You´ve hurt me, Joan.

You´ve hurt me, and I´ve missed
a very important appointment.

I thought you said
you weren´t going fishing.

I´m not.

JOYCE:
Hi, Emma!

-Sorry, Emma, can I --
-Sorry, Joyce.

I´m a bit busy at the moment.

JOYCE: I know.
This is two minutes.

Now that we´ve got some of the
technical things out of the way,

I wanted to say the thing
I was going to say before.

-Which is what?
-Which is...

I actually wanted
to ask you a tiny favor.

I´ve got a friend
who has always --

-Oh, no.
-What?

You´ve got a friend
who´s always wanted to sing.

-Yeah, she --
-I´m sorry, Joyce.

We´re supposed to be putting on
a performance this afternoon.

She´ll just slot in anywhere.

At the back even,
behind the big girls.

We´ve been rehearsing this piece
for months.

But the words are
all written down, aren´t they?

In English?

I mean, how hard can it be?

It´s one of the most complex
and powerful pieces

of choral music ever written.

This isn´t about doing favors
for our mates.

It´s about the music.
I´m sure you understand that.

If you´re prepared
to use the choir

as a form of patronage
to get your friends in,

then that suggests you don´t
take the music very seriously.

I know, but if she´s
standing at the back, miming?

♫ It brings a tear ♫

♫ Into my eyes ♫

-You want a hand?
-♫ When I begin ♫

Why don´t you leave it
to the professionals?

♫ To realize ♫

You all right there?

Yep, yep, it´s fine.
It´s just...

You know --
keen to stay on schedule.

Oh, stop worrying, Trevor.

We´ll get you there on time.

You know, me and John

had a bit of a wobble ourselves
a few years back.

Mark had just left home,
finally,

and we were thinking,
"What do we do now?"

It was a difficult year.

-We grew apart, physically.
-Look at this.

I´ve got the eyepatch
and everything.

We even stopped
sleeping together.

I see no ships.

You can imagine
how hard that was...

especially for John.

Wonder what the sound system´s
like in here.

♫ I love to love you, baby ♫

-[ Moaning ]
-♫ I love to you, baby ♫

♫ Lay your head down
real close to me ♫

♫ Soothe -- ♫

Shame you´re missing
the sing-along,

hearing all those old tunes.

♫ We´ll meet again ♫

♫ Don´t know where,
don´t know when ♫

Mm.

♫ But I know we´ll meet again
some sunny day ♫

That´s a lovely one, isn´t it?

To be honest, Joan,
I don´t like it.

No, neither do I.

Look, I know
you´d rather be going fishing.

Matter of fact, so would I,

but at my time in life,
you don´t get much choice.

I am going
to the blooming sing-along,

and you are getting me there,

so we might as well like it
or lump it.

Yep.
We might as well.

♫ Keep smiling through ♫

-Don´t push it.
-Okay.

If you mix it right,
the cement will spread smooth.

That´s lumpy.

You put too much sand
in the mix.

I told you about that,
now, didn´t I?

-You all right there?
-Yeah, I´m fine.

You know my wife´s
turning up here tomorrow

with the entire
Thurnemouth Choral Society?

Can I rely on you
to explain the situation to her?

We´re on schedule.
Don´t worry.

Good.

Let me know
if you need anything.

I wouldn´t mind a biscuit.

I don´t understand.

John always avoids the A47
this way.

WOMAN:
Searching route.

She doesn´t know
what road we´re on.

Probably hasn´t been updated
for years.

I know how she feels.

So, anyway, me and John´s
physical relationship...

-Where was I with that?
-I think you´d finished.

No, no, that´s it.

What I was saying

was that after we´d rebooted
that side of things,

everything else fell into place.

-You know what I´m saying?
-Not really.

No.

No, I know you find it hard to
talk about this sort of stuff,

but sometimes it does help to
share your worries with a friend

rather than an anonymous person
in a Relate office.

But I don´t really want
to share them.

You´re holding back on me,
Trevor.

No, really, I´m not.

I can´t help you
unless you open up.

Yes, but I don´t want you
to help me.

Well, I must say, Trevor,
that´s a real slap in the face.

[ Crash ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hi!

[ Gasps ]
It´s filling up.

Yeah, there´s gonna be
a lot of people in here.

You´re probably really nervous.

If you did want to pull out...

No.

I just wanted to say thanks
again for getting me in.

Oh, that´s what friends are for.

But if at any point
you wanted to pull out...

No.
I´ve told everyone I´m doing it.

What do you mean?

My friends from the Age UK
music club, they´re all here.

-[ Sighs ]
-[ Chuckles ]

It´s just a boat.
Look at my car.

This is gonna cost a fortune.

It´ll still float.

You know a lot about boats,
do you?

No, but he does.

Okay, here´s the deal.

I have actually been a member
of the Choral Society

for several years, Emma.

That´s several years
more than you.

And while I appreciate you are
very serious about your music,

so am I.

I´m a music lover,
as is everyone in this room,

including my friend Carol,

who is going to join
in this afternoon´s performance.

Joyce, I just don´t think

you´re quite grasping
what we´re trying to accomplish.

Emma, love, this is the
Thurnemouth Community Center,

not
the Royal bloody Opera House.

We´re here to have a bit of fun,

and if you can´t get
your head ´round that,

I´m afraid
I´m gonna have to sever

my connections
with the society...

...because
you are making me choose

between supporting my friend
and being chairwoman.

I understand.

Good.

Okay. Good.

Just checking.

[ Small Faces´ "Itchycoo Park"
plays ]

♫ Over bridge of sighs ♫

MAUREEN:
Sorry we missed it.

I can´t believe
they used another Nelson.

It just doesn´t feel
quite right.

I´m not being racist.

I mean, you can have
any kind of Nelson you like,

but a Chinese Nelson?

Sounds like a wrestling hold,
doesn´t it?

-[ Chuckles ]
-John´s gonna do his nut.

-No, that´ll be fine.
-Will it?

Yes, you haven´t got much
to repair there --

head lamp, grille,
front wing panel.

-And a boat.
-And a boat.

You know what I was
looking forward to most?

It wasn´t officiating
at the opening ceremony,

though
that would have been nice.

It was the sameness of it.

Thurnemouth Day
is always the same, Maureen.

Same bunting, same speeches,

same Morris dancers
in Market Square.

You can rely on it,

and there aren´t many things
you can say that about anymore.

Well,
that´s all very well, Trev,

but this is a Mini Cooper
we´re talking about.

I´ll have to update
my Facebook page.

♫ Under dreaming spires ♫

♫ To Itchycoo Park,
that´s where I´ve been ♫

-♫ What did you do there? ♫
-♫ I got high ♫

-♫ What did you feel there? ♫
-♫ Well, I cried ♫

-♫ But why the tears there? ♫
-♫ Tell you why ♫

She won´t let you sing.

-Who?
-Emma.

Not gonna do it.

-But you said she´d already --
-I know.

It´s come from nowhere, Carol.

-[ Applause ]
-[ Sighs ]

I don´t think I´m gonna
be able to listen to this.

Don´t worry.
You won´t be the only one.

[ Overture to Handel´s "Messiah"
plays ]

[ Rustling ]

[ Bags crinkling ]

[ Crinkling continues ]

-You all right?
-Don´t say anything.

Okay.
Who´s that?

That´s Mr. Parlour.

Oh.

-How´s your dad?
-[ Snoring ]

Thought you were going fishing.

No, I just dropped Joan off
at her sing-along. [ Chuckles ]

You know,
when our Mark left home,

I thought Dad´s taxi service
would go out of business.

Now it´s doing
a roaring trade again.

Well,
you can go fishing tomorrow.

No, she´s got Pilates tomorrow.

-Really?
-She´s bendier than she looks.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Well, at least
you´ve got the evening off.

I don´t know about that.

Yes, Joan?

All right, sit tight.
I´ll be there in a sec.

She wants to leave.

Apparently there´s no bar.

[ Tom Jones´ "It´s Not Unusual"
plays ]

Well, it was all right.

It was amazing.

[ Clicks tongue ]
Definitely missed Carol, though.

Yeah, definitely.

I thought it was cool.

Yeah, really good.

I love Handel´s "Messiah."

You gonna hang around
for five minutes?

-What for?
-It´s a treat.

♫ It´s not unusual
to be loved by anyone ♫

JOHN:
So, I´ll see you tomorrow.

-Yeah, thanks. Okay.
-♫ It´s not unusual ♫

♫ To have fun with anyone ♫

♫ But when I see you
hanging about with anyone ♫

-♫ It´s not unusual -- ♫
-JOAN: John! John!

Joan?

Joan?

I´m coming in.

Silly ass.

[ "Love Will Keep Us Together"
plays ]

♫ Now, stop ♫

♫ ´Cause I really love you ♫

♫ Stop ♫

♫ I´ll be thinking of you ♫

♫ Look in my heart
and let love bring us together ♫

It´s nice
to be able to help people.

I´m not sure
they´d agree with you.

♫ You ♫

♫ You belong to me now ♫

What did the Choral Society
make of it?

They kicked me out.

Oh, no.

Well, it´s for the best.

-You´ve done a good turn.
-I know.

You´ll bounce back.

I already have.

I´m starting
a country and western society.

We´re all meeting
on Thursday ´round at ours.

CAROL: ♫ Look in my heart
and let love keep us together ♫

How´s the patio coming on?

CAROL:
♫ Whatever ♫

♫ Young and beautiful ♫

♫ But someday
your looks will be gone ♫

♫ When the others turn you off ♫

♫ Who´ll be turning you on? ♫

♫ I will, I will, I will ♫

♫ I will be there
to share forever ♫

♫ Love will keep us together ♫

♫ I said it before,
and I´ll say it again ♫

♫ While others... ♫