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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

You didn´t tell me John and
Maureen were coming, as well.

-Alan, I did tell you.
-You didn´t.

I did tell you.

It´s Trevor and Carol´s
anniversary.

We´re going out for lunch,

and John and Maureen
are coming, too.

Why do we have to see the same
people over and over again?

I mean, family, okay,
you can´t avoid it,

but these people are friends.

We shouldn´t have to see them.

Do you remember that bar
we went to in Albufeira

when the kids were little?

Do you remember
our first year there?

Do you know what Maureen said to
me at the end of that holiday?

She said, "Joy, I don´t know how
you keep up with your husband.

He´s nonstop."

Nonstop, Alan.
Now look at you.

I´m not sitting next to Trevor.

Don´t be such a baby.

Last week, he spent 27 minutes
telling me about his rotavator.

His rotavator, Joyce.

Just be nice, Alan.

Just for once, don´t spoil it.

This place is meant
to be fantastic.

The Duke and Duchess
of Cambridge have been.

Apparently they loved it.

Didn´t go there with John
and Maureen, did they?

♫ Doo-doo-doo ♫

♫ Down, doobie-doo, down, down ♫

♫ Come-a, come-a down,
doobie-doo, down, down ♫

♫ Come-a, come-a down,
doobie-doo... ♫

Whose birthday is it again?

It´s nobody´s birthday, Mum.

It´s Trevor and Carol´s
anniversary.

You know Trevor and Carol.

Do we need to get her out?

We´ll only be five minutes.
I´ll leave her window open.

MAUREEN: We´re not leaving her
in the car,

and stop fiddling with that.

She likes to get out, John.

Just make sure she doesn´t
have too much to drink.

Yeah, we don´t want a repeat
of Christmas,

her doing the sit-down cancan.

It´s that sheltered
accommodation.

They´ve got them all
wound too tight in there.

Different bin collection day
here, Maureen.

Look, they´ve got the bins out.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Alan, get off that.

I´m waiting for an e-mail
from Suze about Christmas.

-Christmas?
-You know what she´s like.

If we don´t get in first, she´ll
make arrangements on her own.

She´ll do anything
to avoid seeing us.

Why do our boys always end up
with these control-freak women?

[ Doorbell rings ]

Hope you haven´t left splashes
´round the toilet.

ALAN: I get lumbered with Trevor
every time.

-You don´t.
-I do.

I get lumbered with
boring people, Joyce.

There´s something about me
that attracts them.

You´re not going to get lumbered
with anyone.

And just for today, Alan,
just for today,

can we not argue
in front of people?

Can we just get through one day
without arguing?

We don´t argue.

We argue all the time.

No, we don´t.

JOYCE:
Hi, there!

We brought Mum.
Is that okay?

Of course it is.

Hi, Joan.
Hi, John.

-JOHN: Joyce.
-JOAN: Hello.

We took her into Lynn shopping.

Oh, did she have a nice time?

Not really.
So, how´s the family?

Oh, they´re fine.

Lee and Suze are excited
about the baby, I bet.

-You see much of them?
-All the time.

Long way to go, though,
isn´t it, Plymouth.

No, it´s not far.

A14, M5, and you´re there.

Oh, it really is nice
to see Joan again. Really is.

Only, I´m just thinking,
is she going to be okay?

I mean, I wouldn´t want her
to think she couldn´t relax

and be herself.

She´ll be fine.

Only this is quite
an upmarket place,

and I know she likes
to let her hair down

and have a drink or two.

You´re thinking about Christmas.

No.

Joy, I know
how you like to worry,

but trust me, she´ll be fine.

She´ll muck in anywhere,
won´t you, Mum?

Mm.

Oh, you´re looking well, Joan.

-How are you feeling?
-Thirsty.

[ Chuckles ]

How are you settling
into your new place?

Oh, it´s very nice,
apart from the warden.

She leaves me in the garden
for the birds to peck at,

like Stephen Hawking.

Computer down again, Al?

No.

Hey, you want to get
one of these.

Look, it found your house
on Google Earth.

Didn´t know I´d lost it.

Hey, do us a favor.

Keep an eye on Joan.
You don´t mind, do you?

I mean, gives Maureen a break.
Good lad.

MAUREEN: We took her to a do
the other day.

You remember Mike and Rhoda?

It was their daughter´s
wedding reception.

Beautiful girl.

What a perfect day.

You know when everything
is just fabulous?

The flowers, the gown, the food.

Could not fault any of it, Joy.
You really couldn´t.

And did Joan have a lovely time?

Oh, she vomited her teeth
into the loo.

Does anyone know what´s happened
to Trevor and Carol?

He´s probably lost.
Well, you know what he´s like.

He couldn´t find his asshole
with both hands and a torch.

-John.
-Oh, sorry, Joy.

-Bumhole.
-[ Chuckles ]

If we´re staying,
I´ll have a glass of wine.

Mind you, his short-term memory
is not what it was.

Maybe he´s forgotten
it´s their anniversary, eh?

We´re off the hook.

Carol´s just had, you know,
the operation,

-so she´s a bit up and down.
-Brilliant.

Yeah, but they´re both staying
positive, though, aren´t they?

You have to.

I always say you´ve got to
take the positives out of life.

Look for the upside
in everything.

What´s the upside on losing
your short-term memory?

You can hide
your own Easter eggs.

[ Doorbell rings ]

JOHN:
They´re here.

-JOYCE: Hi, there!
-Hello.

Just in time.
We´re all ready to go.

-Hi, there, you two. Come here.
-Oh.

Sorry we´re late.

Waiting for her ladyship,
as usual.

Came via the high street.

And stopped at every single
set of lights.

What´d you do that for?

They were all red.

All right, kids?
Happy anniversary.

You look fabulous, Carol.

Thank you, John.

Isn´t she looking great, Trevor?

Alan, come and have a look
at Carol.

Isn´t she looking great?

You lost weight or something?

Well, I had my operation
last month, so been off my food.

JOHN:
Well, you look fantastic on it.

Maybe we should all
have what you´ve had.

Maybe not.

Right, well,
we should probably get going,

´cause this restaurant
gets very busy.

-Just need to go to the loo.
-Oh.

-Oh, I should go, too.
-Oh, okay.

And me.
But then we really must go.

You needn´t have gone
to all this trouble.

Would have been just as happy
with a takeaway.

That´s our favorite, a takeaway
in front of "Eggheads."

Doesn´t get much better
than that.

Oh, I love quizzes.

I´m still on the quiz team
at the bowls club.

You should come along.

Thursday night, it´s BYOB.

Sounds good, yeah.

You bring a bottle,
I´ll bring the defibrillator.

Yeah.

You know, I´m glad you two
are here today.

I always say the secret
to a good anniversary

is spending it with
the people you care about.

Yeah.
Is it open?

No, no.
Stick her in with you, Al.

You don´t mind jumping in
with Alan, do you?

No, that´s fine.

JOHN: Oh, Toyotas don´t have
leather seats, do they?

I´m joking, mate.
She won´t leak.

Not out the front, anyway.

-There we are.
-Legs.

You wouldn´t think
she was the same age

as Bruce Forsyth, would you?

My tummy is huge at the moment.

I don´t know what
I´m going to do about it.

I´m on rice cakes three times a
day, but, oh, it´s so difficult.

You look fantastic, Maureen.

MAUREEN:
Well, I try and stay fit.

The doctor said my pelvic floor
is as tight as a snare drum.

"The Royal Marines could beat
a military retreat

on that, Maureen," he said.

I love a brass band.

Oh, before I forget,
happy anniversary.

Oh, thank you, Joyce.

-And here´s to many more.
-Thanks.

I´m thinking of leaving him.

You´re doing what, love?

I think it might be best if
we just went our separate ways.

We´ve given it a good go,
40 years.

But it´s time to move on.

I´ll give you our card later.

I tell you what.
Why are we taking three cars?

What?

It´s crazy taking three.

Why don´t you jump in
with Trevor?

-No.
-It´s easier to park two.

-Parking will be fine.
-JOHN: It´ll be busy.

It´s a big car park.

You don´t want to be
pushing Joan too far.

-I´m not going with Trevor.
-[ Trunk closes ]

I mean, uh, we might be ready
to leave before he is.

Uh, Carol likes
to take her time.

Wouldn´t want to rush her.

Yeah. We could jump in
with John and Maureen.

I might get lost
if I go on my own.

Right, ´cause of
your memory-loss thing.

´Cause my satnav´s broken.

Well done.

Really, I´m fine.
I don´t want to cause a fuss.

But you´ve been married
for 40 years.

I know, but I don´t want
to make a big thing of it.

It´s just...

There´s so much I want to do
with my life,

and I´m not sure Trevor is
the person I want to do it with.

All seems a bit sudden.

It´s been building up
for a while.

Such a shame.

I know.

Everyone was looking forward
to this lunch.

I mean, I´m thinking
of Trevor, too.

I mean, it´s his day, too.

We never do things together.

Well, that´s not unusual.

And his memory´s getting worse.

Happens to all of us.

Last week, he came out
of the toilet in Pizza Hut

with his penis
sticking out of his fly.

Well, at least
it was only Pizza Hut.

And then it´s straight on
at the roundabout.

No, you go right
at the roundabout

as if you were going to Asda.

We don´t go to Asda.

You want to get one of these,
Trev.

Look at that, GPS.

I use it on my runs.
5K three times a week.

Had my annual checkup
the other day, actually.

Doctor said I was
in perfect nick.

Checked all over.

-Did he?
-She.

It´s very common these days.
I´ve read about it.

They´re called silver splitters.

We´re living longer, see,

so we´re having to
stay married longer.

That´s what´s upsetting people.

I think it´s just a wobble.

She has been a bit down lately,

and anniversaries
are depressing, aren´t they?

Not depressing.

Stressful.

Trevor´s hiding it well.

Yeah, well, let´s hope
he keeps on hiding it.

What do you mean?

Well, we don´t want them
rowing now, do we?

She´s going through
a traumatic time.

This is when you need
your friends the most.

I think you´re making
a big thing of this, Maureen.

I´m making a big thing
of her marriage breaking up?

Yes.

She´s told us
because she wants us to help.

Got to get them talking.

We´ve got to make her rediscover

the Trevor
she fell in love with.

They close at 4:00, Maureen.

I don´t mind
driving you and Joy.

We´re not swapping cars.

We´re swapping cars.

Alan, you go with Trevor.
He doesn´t know the way.

Oh, I´m sure I can find it.

-Let´s not be reckless, Trevor.
-Righto.

Carol, you come with me.

Keep Joan company in the back.

No, Trevor, you´re taking Alan.

Oh.

Yeah, well, come on, then.
We don´t want to be late.

We´ve just sorted it all out.

She wants to leave him.

-What?
-Carol.

Says she wants to leave Trevor.

Well, I can understand that,
but why do we have to swap cars?

I don´t want them
rowing about it.

We´ll get in and out.

Less time we spend in there,
the better.

Yeah, but what am I
going to say to him?

Well, just don´t talk about
his anniversary or Carol

or anything that might get him
onto his anniversary or Carol.

Keys, Alan.

Thank you.

Joyce, when are we going to
get them talking?

Later, Maureen, later.

Hey, did I tell you I finally
got my rotavator serviced?

♫ Try to see it my way ♫

♫ Do I have to keep on talking
till I can´t go on? ♫

♫ While you see it your way ♫

♫ Run the risk of knowing
that our love may soon be gone ♫

♫ We can work it out ♫

♫ We can work it out ♫

♫ Think of what you´re saying ♫

♫ We can get it wrong and still
you think that it´s all right ♫

♫ Think of what I´m saying ♫

♫ We can work it out and get it
straight or say good night ♫

So when you get in there,
just have a word with him.

He´s putting a brave face on,
but inside he´ll be in pieces.

What a shocker, eh?

Yeah. You just wonder
what brought it on, don´t you?

JOHN:
Could be a bedroom issue.

Maybe Trevor
has gone off the boil.

Can´t imagine
he was ever on the boil.

Well, most people have
their problems, Maureen.

Not everyone is as lucky as us.

I wonder
if she met someone else.

Oh, won´t be long.
She´ll be snapped up in no time.

What?

CAROL: I´ve always wanted
to go to Machu Picchu.

JOYCE:
Oh, that´d be amazing.

Have a look at the menu, Carol,

because they´re going to start
serving dinner at 7:00.

I´ve got to be back before dark.
I´ve left my curtains open.

-Are you ready to order yet?
-Give us a chance.

We´ve only just got here.

[ Chuckles ]
Table for seven.

Name of Mitchell.

-Table for six.
-We´ve got an extra person.

CAROL:
It´s an incredible place.

You ride up there on llamas.

Trevor´s never been keen
because he´s allergic to wool.

We´ll squeeze in anywhere.
We´re very easy.

They´ve got some Chinese in.

-Very cruel race.
-Yeah, all right, Joan.

Capable of unspeakable acts.

Anywhere at all.

Look, I´ll see what I can do.

Merciless, they are.

And we´d like a drink
while we´re waiting.

No, we wouldn´t.

Then they said
it´d be ready Tuesday,

and I told them
I can´t collect it on Tuesday

because I´ve got reading for
the blind on Tuesday mornings.

I said, "I did tell you
when I booked it in."

I was very clear about it.

All right, Trev?

How are you, my love?

JOHN:
All right?

He´s been telling me
about his lawnmower.

Yes, well, you know Trev.

Once he´s onto something,
he´s like a dog with a bone.

So where did you park?

I always feel bad
coming to places like this.

Everyone going to
so much trouble just for me.

You get used to it.

-They can fit us in.
-´Course they can, Joyce.

Now, why don´t you relax
and have a drink?

I thought they might not be able
to fit us in.

Didn´t want to cause a scene.

The owner´s a friend
of a friend.

You think we might
embarrass you, is that it?

No, of course I don´t.

We´re not yobbos, Joyce.

We do have a bit of decorum.

Oi, you getting those drinks?

We´re gasping over here.

Fish looks nice.

And half of orange juice
with lemonade.

-With a straw.
-With a straw.

I don´t know why
she´s left it there.

There´s still spaces
in the car park.

-It´s fine where it is.
-Better in the car park.

It´s only across the road.

-It´ll take two minutes.
-There´s no need.

Yes, but you can´t see it
from here, though, Alan.

I´m not going to move
the bloody car.

We´re actually friends
of the owner,

but I didn´t want to make
a big thing of it.

Joyce?

Can I have the car keys?

What do you want them for?

I thought I might move the car.

I thought you were getting our
drinks and chatting with Trevor.

It´s okay.
I´ve told John to have a word.

He´s going to find out

if everything´s okay
in the bedroom.

You know, John is always there
for you, too, Alan,

if you have any problems
in that regard.

I´ll bear it in mind.

[ Clears throat ]
How about this one?

Lovely. Don´t have to worry
about being near the loo, Mum.

We´re practically in it.

Um, we could swap you,

but I´d have to ask someone else
to move.

That would be great.
Thank you.

The car is fine.

Just go and look after Trevor,
for God´s sake,

in case John gets at him.

Oh. I´m fine, honestly.

I don´t want you to worry
about my marriage.

I just want you
to enjoy your meal.

You know, Carol, if ever
I´m upset about anything,

you know, John and I
aren´t getting on or whatever,

I go and see my sister.

Oh, I couldn´t do that.

You´d be surprised
how much it helps.

But I don´t know her.

I was thinking your sister,
Carol.

We don´t eat out often.

Once in a blue moon,
we´ll go to Pizza Hut.

Carol likes it, but I´ve never
really felt comfortable there.

Too many teenagers.

I always feel
I´m sticking out a bit.

-Have I missed anything?
-No.

Occasionally
we´ll have a takeaway.

We like Chinese.

We used to like Indian,

but our tastes have changed
over the years.

Chinese are taking over now,
aren´t they?

They´ll be in charge
in 20 years, mark my words.

You´ll be dead by then, Trev.
Problem solved.

Yeah, but in actual fact,
the average life --

So anyway, how´s things?

Things are fine.

-Carol well?
-Yeah.

-Apart from the...
-Talking about Carol again?

What are we
talking about her for?

It´s their anniversary.

Yeah, I know, but there is such
a thing as overkill, you know.

So, how does it work
with your quiz team?

-You have the same --
-40 years.

Yeah, it´s quite a long time,
isn´t it?

Still happy?

´Course he is.
Look at him.

Don´t you want to know
how he feels?

I know how he feels.
He feels fine.

-You haven´t asked him.
-How do you feel?

-Fine.
-See?

Carol is coping really well,
isn´t she?

This won´t work.
There´s not enough chairs.

I´m sorting it, Maureen.

Mum needs more space.

She´s having a lovely time,
though.

I can tell.

She´s not been sick, has she?
No.

Lovely time she´s having,
aren´t you, Mum?

Lovely.

I´m sorry to hear
you and your husband

are going your separate ways,

but to be honest,
I could see it coming, love.

I mean, everyone could tell
you were both unhappy.

It´s Carol that´s having
the problems, Mum.

-Oh.
-Ignore her.

She doesn´t know
what´s going on.

Why don´t you get a bit
of fresh air

till we get the table sorted?

You don´t mind sitting with Joan
for a minute, do you, Carol?

JOHN: You see, the key
to relationships, Trevor,

is to stay active.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

You know what I´m talking about,
don´t you?

Sex.

Well, you and Carol
are all right

in that department, aren´t you?

I mean, you still, uh,
regular, Trev?

Shall we have a look
at the menu?

Oh, she may not look like
she´s interested, but she is.

They all are.

Well, think of all the women our
age still putting it out there,

still sexy, still stylish.

Helen Mirren.
She´s 65.

Goldie Hawn, 66.

That´s right, isn´t it?

Goldie Hawn.

Well, say she´s in here, right.
Say she´s had a few drinks.

You´d take her ´round the back,
wouldn´t you?

Is this table here all right?

Oh, anywhere is fine, love.

When you get moved about
as much as I do,

you realize all the tables
are pretty much the same.

Can I get you a drink?

A glass of wine would be nice.

There we go.

How we doing?

I think we´re there.

Can we have a booth?

-Not with a wheelchair.
-Not with a wheelchair.

Can´t see why it´s so difficult.

The booking was for six
originally.

It was originally
a booking for six.

-Are we done?
-Uh, yeah, we´re done.

Hang on.
It´s a bit wonky.

-Jesus.
-Let me get the waiter back.

No! We are not getting
the bloody waiter back.

What´s on your mind, Joy?
You seem a bit tense.

When my husband turned 75,
I told him I was leaving him.

He was boring the pants off me.

And I´d met someone else.

Nothing special.

Just something different.

Didn´t talk about it for a
fortnight, and then he got ill.

So it´s ups and downs
all the way to the end, love.

You just have to stick with it.

My bum´s gone to sleep.

[ Knocking on window ]

John says he doesn´t think

she´ll have any trouble
finding someone else.

Well, we don´t know what´s
going to happen, do we?

She might not want another man.

You think she might have turned?

You´re asking me if I think
Carol has become a lesbian?

I´d be very surprised, Maureen.

I mean, it´s like
custard creams, isn´t it?

You either like them
or you don´t.

You don´t suddenly
change your mind.

We´d better keep an eye on her,
then.

Just because a woman is single

doesn´t mean she´s going to prey
on every married man she sees.

We´ll sit her in between us.

Thank you.

Right, all set, then, finally.

Now, where do you want to sit,
Joan?

-How about sitting here?
-Oh, anywhere is fine, love.

Just need a top-up.

You´re here, Carol.

Sorry for the wait.
Alan couldn´t find his wallet.

He had to work out
when he´d last seen it.

Turns out it was 1976.

[ Laughter ]

-Cranberry juice.
-Oh, thank you.

Two white wines,
and a glass of red for Joan.

Whoop!
[ Chuckles ]

You´re over there, John.

Oh, I thought I´d sit
next to Carol, cheer her up.

No.
You´re over there.

Oh, well, this is nice,
isn´t it?

Are we all ready to order?

JOHN: Right, well,
come on, then. Cheers, all.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Tide´s out.

[ Tapping on glass ]

I´d just like to say something
before we start.

-There´s no need, Trevor.
-TREVOR: No, no, no.

It won´t be long.
[ Clears throat ]

Uh, as you know,

Carol and I have been married
for quite a while now.

Let´s have something to eat,
and we can talk about it later.

Why doesn´t anyone want to hear
what I´ve got to say?

Oh, we do.
We just think it´d be better

if you did it later,
maybe by e-mail.

Don´t worry.
It won´t be dull.

Now, I know you boys think
I´m a bit of a steady Eddie.

-No.
-No.

No, it´s true.

I´ve seen you when I talk about
the quiz team.

After 30 years,
you pick up on things like that.

You know,
I´ve been around a bit,

and, um, I´ve been
to nice restaurants before.

I may not talk about my sex life
24 hours a day,

but this marriage
is still important to me.

It´s all right, Trevor.
We understand.

You don´t have to say anything.

Yes, he does.

He´s right.

Joyce, we should probably
just leave it.

No, I´m not going to
shut you out anymore.

I´m here for you.

We know that you and Carol
are thinking about separation,

and we´re all going to
get through this together.

We´re doing what?

I haven´t told him.

Haven´t told me what?

We´ll talk about it later.
I think I´ll have the beef.

I was going to ask you
to renew our wedding vows

on a beach in Barbados.

That´s very nice.

I´ve booked the hotel.

Just going to the ladies´.

Carol, what´s going on?

I´ve been a bit confused in
terms of how compatible we are,

but I feel a lot better
about it now.

You know me.

I´ve been a bit up and down
at the minute.

[ Laughing ]
It´s all right, Trev.

We´ve all got sort of
crossed wires.

This is all your fault.
You let him get emotional.

We´re just not
on the same wavelength.

-Not again.
-JOYCE: No, we´re not, Alan.

Sometimes I even wonder why
we´re still together, don´t you?

You two are perfect
for each other.

Don´t help him, Carol.

-JOAN: Oh!
-Oh, my God!

Mum!
John, she´s down.

Get some hot, sweet tea.

JOAN:
Brandy would be nice.

It doesn´t have to be Barbados.

We´ll talk about it later.

Could we have a doggy bag
for the bread?

-Look at you.
-Poor thing.

I can´t believe
you´re out so quick.

They don´t hang about.

She´s tough as old boots,
this one, aren´t you, Joan?

Indestructible, aren´t you, Mum?

It´ll be just her
and the cockroaches left

when they drop the bomb on us.

-[ Laughter ]
-JOHN: All done?

You don´t mind sticking her in
with you, Al, do you?

My car´s all the way
´round the back.

Give us your keys, Al.
I´ll do it.

-Remember to give them back.
-[ Inhales sharply ]

-What?
-Bit unnecessary.

You mustn´t worry
about anything, Carol,

because you know we´re just
on the end of the phone

any time of the day or night.

Oh, thanks, Joyce.

Maureen´s nearer, obviously,

but I can help
if it´s a real emergency.

It´ll all be okay.

Well, we should be getting back.

Could come back to ours
and I could do some sandwiches.

No, you´re all right.
We´ll be fine.

Cup of tea and a chat.
That´s what´s needed.

Well, it´s not
quite as simple as that.

No, it´s not that simple.

Might try a bit of counseling.

Cup of tea, chat,
bit of counseling.

-See you soon, then.
-Yeah.

-Thanks for a lovely day.
-Bye.

-Bye.
-See ya.

Did you see the way
she was looking at John?

Trevor will be all right.

He´ll get it together,
the old sod.

[ Engine starts ]

Joan?
You all right, Joan?

JOAN:
I need the ladies´.

ALAN:
Right, we´ve got to get her out.

JOHN:
Trevor´s got your keys.

Phone him.

There´s no signal.

Oh, we´re okay.
The boot´s open.

All right, Joan. Now, come on.
Come on. You´ll be okay.

I think we helped them a bit.

They´ll be all right,
now it´s all out in the open.

♫ Ooh, this old heart of mine
been broke a thousand times ♫

♫ Each time you break away,
I feel you´re gone to stay ♫

♫ Lonely nights that come,
memories that flow ♫

♫ Bringing you back again,
hurting me more and more ♫

♫ Maybe it´s my mistake ♫

♫ To show this love
I feel inside ♫

♫ ´Cause each day
that passes by ♫

♫ You got me never knowin´
if I´m comin´ or goin´, but I ♫

♫ I love you ♫