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-Hello. -You're late.

Mm. And my tardiness has driven you to the hard stuff?

Haven't you ever heard of a three-martini lunch?

Oh, darling, that went out in the '90s.

Unless you're trying to start a resurgence?

More to the point, I thought you were cutting back.

This empty glass is to remind me of my options.

Well, they do say an empty glass is full of possibilities.

I think we should be like all those businessmen,

solving world problems over drinks.

That's probably where some of those problems started.

Three-martini think tank?

All right, I am game.

What problem are we solving this afternoon?

An irritation.

How much do you know about Ashley Morgan?

Oh, my God, Naomi.

I just had breakfast with my mother,

and I told her about my dinner with Andre.

No, not the movie. Ha, ha.

Which started this whole interrogation

about me and Derek.

Yes, my dinner with Andre was terrific,

and we did have a blast.

But just because I visited Paris

does not mean that I want to move there.

It's a metaphor.

And just because I turned down the boy next door

does not mean...

Well, honestly, Naomi, I don't know what it means.

I was hoping you could drop by later,

and we could sort out my life like we do?

[knocking]

Okay. Call me back as soon as you get this. Bye.

-Andre. -You said you wanted to see me.

Voilà.

♪ ♪

[phone buzzes]

Hey. Thanks for getting back to me so quickly.

Yeah. I'm at Bill's office.

He went out of town overnight on business.

I need your help.

It's...

Well, it's kind of an emergency.

Yeah, but make sure Caroline gives you the notes

that I made for the Anderson deposition.

All right? And if you see any issues

that need my attention, you call me, all right?

This is a team effort.

Well, yeah.

I'm supposed to be on my way to the airport right now.

Drivers keep switching up on me. I'm still waiting on 'em.

It's the second time they've done that.

I hope I make it on time. But listen,

be sure that you touch base with me

on any and all things, Tomas. You understand?

You got it? Okay, good.

Oh, good. Glad I caught you.

Oh, hey. You're lucky.

I was just on my way to Atlanta.

Don't worry. This won't take long.

Okay. What's up?

I was just wondering,

have you had anyone murdered lately?

Well, saying hello is customary.

But if this is some-- I don't know--

-some new social media trend? -Nice try, Dad,

but I'm not leaving without answers.

Okay, well, I'm waiting on a car to take me to the airport,

but I have a little time to hear why you'd say such a thing.

So you think I hurt someone?

Don't.

The grands told me.

And before you try to smooth-talk your way out of this

and call it semantics, they told me everything.

Mm-hmm, okay.

Well, perhaps you should bring me up to speed.

Everything about what, exactly?

How you and Joey Armstrong are in cahoots.

How you joined forces to get a man killed?

Hmm. You're talking about that racist scumbag?

I'm talking about a human being, Dad.

I mean, seriously, who are you?

I'm the same guy I've always been.

Yeah, the one who rides in

and solves the problem, like I always do.

Was it that easy?

Just like picking up a phone and ordering a meal?

I did it to save your cousin, your whole damn family.

And I'll do it again.

But the Duprees aren't your family anymore.

You turned your back on us when you chose Hayley.

So what do you think? Can you help me?

Yes. You're the best.

I knew I could count on you.

But there's one more thing.

Listen, I know it goes without saying.

It is imperative that this stays between us.

No one else can know.

Sure, I've met Ashley.

She's got a boyfriend.

Hunky firefighter.

They've uncoupled.

Oh. And how do we feel about this?

Are we interested in Derek?

Please. In his dreams.

You have discovered a penchant

for younger men ever since you started dipping your toes

in the waters of Lake Andre.

It isn't his age.

It's the vibe I like.

Andre and I are good together.

It's easy.

And while I have the utmost respect

for firefighters everywhere,

that couldn't be less relevant to this conversation.

Not interested in Derek.

Ashley...

...is interested in Andre.

Thanks again for our trip to Paris.

-Yeah. Hope you enjoyed it. -Are you kidding?

No one's ever even thought

of doing something like that for me before.

Ah. Well, they should.

It was really sweet.

Right. Um, I'd like to hear "and," but I'm hearing a "but"?

It can never happen again.

Okay, well, you know, a brother likes a challenge,

and I can't manage Mars, but if you're into Rome,

I hear Filomena's got a really good takeout menu.

So good you'll think it's from another planet.

-Oh, that sounds delicious, but... -Hey, if you have time,

I'll tell you all about the time I got lost outside of Rome.

-[laughs] -No, no.

Italy's off-limits, too.

[groans]

Okay.

What I'm saying is...

...I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Wait. It sounds like you're breaking up with me.

-But we... -No. Uh, right.

Yes. I know we were never really seeing each other

in that way in the first place, but I'm just saying this...

-so that we... -Mm-hmm.

...don't get our hopes and expectations up.

But I had fun the other night at Paris night.

I thought you did, too.

It was the best vacation I've ever had

without leaving home.

Okay, then, so it's me.

What? You don't like me?

Uh... we're buds.

Right, but we had a great time the other night.

I'm just afraid of getting hurt.

Right, because I'm the heartbreaker who's on a mission.

No, not at all.

A-At least I don't think you would ever intentionally, but...

[sighs] Men like you...

And what kind of men is that?

Jet-setting photographer,

-woman in every port. -Okay.

I mean, you were seeing someone here. What happened with that?

She's around, but it's not that deep, Ashley.

Well, maybe it should be.

Okay, what are you saying?

Maybe...

you need to start making smarter choices.

Poor Ashley. Interested in Andre.

Right? It's like being interested

in Michelangelo's David or Da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

The man is endlessly fascinating.

And sexy as...

She couldn't handle that level of sexiness.

She would burst into flames.

And not in a good way.

-[laughing] -I am serious.

A man like Andre could destroy Ashley's uncomplicated mind.

It's like climbing Everest

and thinking it's just a pretty hill.

There's Andre miles above,

and the poor kid would die of altitude sickness

before she even dug her feet in good.

Ashley is a very nice young woman.

Yeah, salt of the earth.

The way she cared for Bill after his stroke?

She's... she's a warm blanket, a soft pillow.

Ashley's safe and comforting.

Being with a guy like Andre-- she'd be bamboozled, ruined.

She'd have to move to Virginia and take care of rescue goats.

And because she is Naomi's best friend,

how can I let that happen?

How kind of you to look out for her like this.

You are joking, but I'm serious.

I have absolutely nothing against this sweet child.

But to your point, she can't have this one.

No. You don't get a luxury item, break it in, and give it away.

This one's made for me now.

Andre fits me just fine.

So you really don't have anything against Ashley?

Nothing. I wish her the best, really.

I mean, all of that hard work, drudgery, the hours,

the endless days piled on with thankless tasks.

She deserves a good man.

A fellow who will go antiquing on the weekends.

[Dani laughs loudly]

Anyone, just not Andre.

-[laughs] -I hate sharing.

Ashley deserves a man who is 100% hers.

All right, well, how do you think

she worked her way between you and Andre anyway?

How do most pests invade?

When one is looking the other way.

Or so I've heard.

You have had pests before.

And then my husband married her.

I wonder what's been distracting you lately.

I hope you're not insinuating

it's our fledgling modeling agency.

How dare you?

How's Bill?

"Not family"?

Should I pretend that didn't hurt? [scoffs]

You know, I know it serves your narrative better

if I appear heartless.

You divorced our mother.

Listen.

Because of my two beautiful daughters,

I will always be connected to Vernon and Anita,

even if I didn't get an invite to her concert last night.

Oh. Cry me a river, Dad.

If you wanted to be there, you could've paid.

Same as 1,200 of Gran's other nonfamily fans.

Hmm. You get that heart from your mother?

-She says I get it from you. -Hmm.

The man who had a murder committed on my family's behalf.

Right, okay. Did your grandparents tell you

how that punk was stalking Martin's kids?

Jacob mentioned it.

Okay, good. Then imagine how I felt

when I learned that the situation had escalated.

Anybody who will use children

to expedite their criminal activity

cannot be trusted, Naomi.

Okay? There was no time for careful contemplation.

So you become judge, jury and executioner.

I did what needed to be done, okay?

And when you become a parent, you'll understand exactly

what I'm talking about.

The love that I feel for my children--

you and your sister and the one that's on the way--

that can move mountains.

That's what I do, baby.

I will do anything to protect the people that I love.

But this?

I don't know how you could do this.

Okay, then your mother and I did our jobs right, okay?

We raised you to believe in justice and in goodness.

That right would always win in the end.

And that evil was-was something distant,

something that other people had to face.

But sometimes, baby, evil will back you into a corner,

and the only way out is to erase it.

The only way?

Okay, look, I'm prepared to live

with the way I chose to do things, all right?

And if that makes me...

deplorable in your eyes, then so be it. Okay?

You can cast me out again, but before you do that,

you need to ask yourself this question.

Will you do that to your grandparents, too?

Hmm? To Martin?

Your mother and Nicole-- they must have been informed by now.

You gonna cut them off, too, or just me?

You know what? Something just came up.

Let me call you back. Bye.

Caroline, I didn't see you there.

I'm sorry to barge in.

I thought Bill's office would be empty with him out of town.

Oh, it's no worries.

Everything all right? That call sounded serious.

I wasn't going to say anything until later,

but I am planning a birthday party for Bill.

Wow. Good head start.

His birthday isn't until October.

Yeah, but it'll be here before you know it.

And I don't want any details falling through the cracks.

Especially with so much planned for our little answered prayer.

And... before we start down this road again,

of course I forgive you for leaving that troublesome box

in the middle of the floor like that.

Hayley, I...

I can't tell you how sorry I am.

I've been kicking myself for being so careless.

No, that's exactly what I don't want.

I'm fine.

-The baby's fine. -You're sure?

I'd be the first to know, wouldn't I?

Everything's right as rain.

Oh.

I'm so relieved.

Although, you know Bill.

He worries at the slightest thing.

So we're off to the doctor first thing in the morning.

It's a wonder he left you long enough to take this trip.

Girl, I had to pack his bag myself.

I hope you didn't strain yourself.

Listen to you.

As overprotective as Bill. What?

Well, I know how much he loves you.

Oh. I'm the lucky one.

That's why this party has to be meaningful.

Why don't you let me help you plan it?

You'd do that?

Anything I can do, any way I can help,

I really want to be there for the both of you.

It means so much to hear that, Caroline.

Thank you.

I know you don't have family,

-but here you are. -[laughing]

Starting one of your own.

You must be so excited.

Ah. You have no idea. [laughs]

It's incredible.

-You're going to be a mother. -Oh, my God.

I... I can hardly believe it's actually happening.

Girl, guess who showed up and made herself known

at that sold-out Articulettes concert?

Little Miss Crazy Steal-Your-Man Leslie herself.

Child, with all of the wigs

and none of the common sense. [laughs]

I got to go.

It's him. Child, what am I gonna do? Yeah.

-Hey. -Hey.

So, giving me relationship advice?

I'm not exactly sure I want you in my love life in that way.

Well, that's the only way

for us to be in each other's lives.

Okay. Andre Richardson, right?

We took a trip to Paris the other night.

You seem to have enjoyed it, and now, all of a sudden,

you want to be put on the no-fly list. I...

-Ashley, I want to know why. -Oh, God.

Why are you making this so difficult? Um...

It's my mom, okay?

[laughing]: Oh, what?

So you told your mom about me?

-No. -So you told her about us?

There is no...

and can never be... an us.

Can I sit?

Unless you're waiting for someone?

No, no. I'm just grabbing a bite to eat

before I head back to work, but I don't mind sharing.

Thanks.

As friends. That's as far as this is going.

You almost died.

And if I shut you out again and something awful happens...

You'd feel guilty. Yeah.

So come on. Let's just put this aside for now

and speak of other things.

All right? Look, for example,

we can pretend that you just asked me

what it's like to be a father again after all these years.

And then you would say?

Every bit as exciting as it was

when I found out about the first.

Hmm.

Every child is special in its own way.

Is Hayley showing yet?

Well, no, as a matter of fact, she isn't.

You know what I think? It's all those Pilates classes.

-Probably. -Mm-hmm.

Well, I better get...

Yeah, but I'm...

pretty sure things will be... gonna be okay.

Why wouldn't they be?

Well, Hayley tripped over a box and fell at my office.

-Oh, my God. Is she okay? -Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You know, nothing major.

She says she's fine, no pain.

But you want to make sure that the baby's growing

and that there's nothing to worry about.

Mm-hmm.

Overprotective from the start.

Dad, I-I really do hope that the baby's gonna be okay.

You really mean that?

Hayley, I hate with the white-hot intensity

-of a million suns. -Hmm.

Okay.

Not to put too fine a point on it.

But that baby...

That baby's innocent

and my future little sibling.

So, I want to make sure it's healthy and happy

and as trouble-free as my sister and I were.

Are.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, wouldn't that be a miracle?

Hmm. Do we have a gender yet?

Uh, well, Hayley showed me the ultrasound,

but apparently, this baby is shy.

Are we sure it's yours?

[chuckles] Yeah.

As big as his head is, there's no doubt in the world.

Big brains and beauty run in this family.

Oh, there you go. Baby's first close-up.

[Bill chuckles]

I am completely immune to the charms of Bill Hamilton.

Totally over the guy. Done.

-Ha! -Excuse you?

Okay, I am leaving. You get the check.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry.

-Wait. -Waiting.

All right.

I may still have some residual feelings for my ex.

But it is a process.

I'm accepting our divorce.

Very healthy.

Bill's moved on.

With that... pathetic, insufferable,

gold-digging, man-stealing charlatan

whose name escapes me at the moment.

-Hayley. -Oh, my God.

The name is Hayley.

[Dani scoffs]

Hayley.

How embarrassing to have to constantly announce oneself

to remind people that you're in the room.

I've never had that problem.

Oh, darling, when you walk into a room, a party breaks out.

Remember Aspen?

[laughing]: Oh. I will never forget.

-The trauma. -[laughs]

Excuse me.

This is what I'm talking about.

It's like disappearing ink.

There, then forgotten in seconds.

[Pamela laughs]

You called me out of my name.

Something about "insufferable gold-digger"?

You overheard those words, and assumed

that they were describing you? How telling.

I actually worked hard to get where I am.

You call spreading those little ankle-free tree trunks

for a man old enough to be your Pee-Paw work?

Wait till he hears.

What kills you?

Is it knowing I bring out a youthful,

more passionate side of Bill?

A side he finds irresistible?

Because that man cannot keep his hands off me.

So, when we found out our little bundle of joy was on the way,

well, it was no surprise to me.

-Let's get out of here. -No, no, no. No.

Let her get all the poison out of her system.

This baby is meant to be, just like Bill and I.

You know, the second he laid eyes on me, that man was mine.

I am tattooed all over his heart forever.

And nothing will tear us apart.

And now this beautiful baby makes family.

BILL: So what do you think of your new sibling?

Couldn't be cuter.

[laughs] Yeah, spoken like a true diplomat.

We both know this looks like a black-eyed pea.

[laughs] I'm wild about black-eyed peas.

-Well, not when you were little. -[chuckles]

Well, it grew on me after years of exposure.

Which proves you can learn to love.

-Hmm. -And I will

love your baby, Dad.

I'm sorry I can't...

give you more.

This is all just...

No, no, it's... it's more than I expected.

You know, probably more than I deserve.

[sighs]

I know none of this has been easy on you.

-Glad you noticed. -Mm. Yeah.

Hayley...

...well, she was your friend.

Okay, let's not go there.

-Well, if it wasn't for you, I.... -Yeah.

Don't you think I know that?

Okay.

Look.

I know you regret it.

But I hope someday you and Hayley can...

Okay, conversation over.

Wait, no. Okay, I'm just... No, no, no.

I overstepped, okay?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

We were doing pretty-- pretty good there for a second.

Avoided the "M" word.

Listen, it's enough for me

that you're still talking to me now, right?

And that you're making space to love your new brother or sister.

I'm sorry I...

[sighs]

Baby, I'm sorry I'm not a better man, okay?

But I love you, baby.

Have a nice flight, Dad.

♪ ♪

Shanice, I thought we were...

you know...

Yeah, I know that's what I said, but that was... that was before.

Has something changed for you? I thought you liked me.

I mean, we were into each other, vibing together.

And all of that is true.

I thought we were gonna see where this leads.

But there was also, like, this side quest,

a happy accident,

with also making Ashley jealous.

That's the problem for you.

We work together, and I can't mess with that.

I love my job way too much to let anything interfere.

No, of course. I... I get it.

And patient care is number one.

And also, I went to that Articulettes concert.

I heard it was incredible.

Oh, those women were revolutionary.

Listen to their love songs, the lyrics.

I mean, realize it's dangerous to play games

with somebody's heart, even if it's your own.

And all this chaos swirling around your feelings for Ashley?

I'm too good to play games like that.

-So... -I'm kind of liking

that you talked about me to your mother.

Everything I just said, that's what you pick up on?

It's just nice.

No. No, it is not nice.

You know, my mom thinks you're all kinds of wrong.

Mm. Because of my womanizing past.

And she probably thinks

that I'm a threat to your happiness, right?

Yeah. Reasonable.

It's not just that.

Look, Derek saved our family dog once.

He had a corn cob stuck in his throat.

Well, the dog.

Right.

Hero type, right?

And I'm just the guy who would speed-dial the hero type

and look for a video of how-tos on doggy Heimlich.

But you'd still find a way to save that dog.

But that doesn't matter. No, no.

You know, my mom thinks that you're the type of guy

that's just going to go wherever the wind takes him.

You know, a temporary thing.

What do you think?

Well, I mean, I...

Try saying it from the heart.

You're breaking potentially bad news to a patient.

Andre...

Yes.

I think that you are...

funny,

handsome and...

exciting.

And you believe in me.

And...

I really like that.

But I have to tell you...

that...

you're just...

not the kind... kind of guy to put down roots.

But what if I am?

What if I am, and I've just never found a safe place

to dig deep?

Ashley, what if you're my safe place?

♪ ♪

I have to warn you, I haven't made up my mind.

Then I'll warn you. I have.

So maybe that kiss was a stupid thing to do.

And you should apologize to me for making me dream big dreams.

Well, then you should apologize to your lady friend.

I want what she's not willing to offer,

and she's always known that.

And I think it's time that I... had a conversation with her.

Wh...

-Yeah, yeah. -Wait.

To end things? No, you can't.

I-I haven't even told you what my decision is yet.

Yeah, but I know what I want now.

I want something real, Ashley, something with roots.

Possibilities, something that we can find out together.

Why are you even saying these words?

God. Tell me I didn't break you.

No, you didn't break me.

I think I just finally realized what it's like

to be important to someone, to really matter to somebody.

I like it, and I want more of it.

And even if it's not with you,

I want something that's going to last

with somebody who really wants me, all of me.

It's like what you said.

Sometimes you just have to let life nudge you

in a different direction,

and you'll never know how you'll wind up.

-Yeah, I said that in Paris, huh? -Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, that was genius double-talk.

So what about you, huh?

What do you want?

Where's life nudging you?

I think I just need more time to think about it.

Right. Right.

And, um, I have a phone call that I need to make, so...

Want to talk later?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be around.

Okay.

I should have never said I wanted to make Ashley jealous.

That... that was a jerk move,

not to mention immature.

And I should have never agreed to help.

Everybody has hurt feelings after a breakup,

and I just don't want to be the cause of any.

Of course not. You're a nurse.

It's in my nature to help.

And I like to have fun just as much as the next person.

But Ashley and I-- we work together.

It was dumb. I know.

And it's more than just about being messy at work.

I'm gonna put it out there.

It's one of the things I like most about you.

I don't want to be the crumbs off somebody else's plate.

I want to be the whole meal.

I want someone who's interested in me alone.

A guy who wants more than just to wallow in the ashes

of some other ruined love affair.

See what I did there?

Clocked.

My turn?

Okay. Why not?

You're absolutely right about everything.

As if that's news.

Let's forget about whatever we said or did

before I sat here today.

That guy was a jerk, wasn't thinking straight.

Hmm. Well, the technical term is a "hot mess."

Yeah, well, this guy right here

just likes spending time with you.

And I value the friendship.

Is that still a possibility?

[knocking]

Oh, God, Naomi, thank God it's you. Get in here.

Not the welcome I was expecting, but I like it.

-Please lock that door. -What are we keeping out?

My life, which I really don't want

to discuss with you right now.

Okay, good. Me first.

-Okay. -My father.

I just stopped by his and Hayley's place to talk about...

family issues, and he just kept going on and on

about his new family.

You mean with Hayley?

Yeah, and the baby she's expecting.

And all I could think about was

how their lives are gonna change forever.

-Mm. -Especially Hayley's.

Well, I take it by that reaction

that you haven't changed your mind about having kids.

Nope. Not even a little.

-In fact, it reinforces my decision. -Mm.

Hayley has a career, no matter how she got it.

And what happens to all she's worked for

when my dad suddenly wants her to become earth mother?

Because that's what happens to women.

My mom is a perfect example.

We are expected to give up our goals and dreams

to just become the stay-at-home parent.

Ugh. With that being said,

I... I do hope the new baby Hamilton's okay.

Wait. Is there something wrong with the baby?

God, I-I hope not.

Hayley tripped over a box at work,

and they're gonna go get another ultrasound tomorrow morning

to make sure everything's good.

Another ultrasound?

Yeah...

Why? What's wrong?

Ash.

I know that look.

Start talking.

You're not even showing.

Pilates. Works wonders.

Interesting how you have had a world full of miracles.

Between God's grace and Bill's money,

there's nothing you can't do.

Oh, I am so sorry.

I forgot how difficult this must be for you.

Watching new life spring forth from your replacement

while you dry up and flake away.

Is this child talking to me?

I said you're a dried-up hag.

-No, no, she didn't mean it. -Every word.

Look, your time is over. Nobody needs you, Dani.

Your children don't. You don't have a real job.

And I mean, you can't keep a man.

Did she actually...

You started this.

Do you know what it's like

for people to say your child isn't real?

Because it isn't.

The way you have lied for months

to everyone, including yourself.

This charade has gone far enough.

Hayley?

There is a special place in hell for people

who do what you've done to Bill and our family.

Dani, I think something might be wrong.

-[Hayley whimpers quietly] -Karma.

-Wait for it. -[Hayley groans]

It's a real bitch.

Dani, I don't think she's faking it.

Dani...

what if that was real?

[door closes]

I mean, since technically Ashley's the one who dumped me,

and I've already told her no more trying to make her jealous.

But I don't need to keep her updated on my friendships.

And... I really like hanging with you, Shanice.

You're persistent, I'll give you that.

So what do you say?

You gonna let me keep being your pal,

or are you gonna kick me to the curb on principle?

Well, a flirty pal is a terrible thing to waste.

Great. So we can celebrate over lunch.

Make it dinner.

I've got to get back to the hospital.

I'll call you later.

Sounds good. And Derek, don't go looking

for another friend with benefits too soon.

Does that mean you're interested?

Not even a little bit.

This is advice coming from your pal.

You're not over Ashley yet, and you know it.

Tie up that loose end before you go unbuttoning another one.

Derek.

Okay, uh, this is kind of awkward, but, you know.

No, nothing's awkward about you, Andre.

-I'd say you're pretty smooth. -Nah.

Especially how you moved in on my girl,

like, two seconds after we broke up.

Ashley...

Hey, where's Mrs. Hamilton's ultrasound?

I couldn't find it in her records.

We didn't do one.

Wait. What?

Mrs. Hamilton declined the ultrasound,

said she didn't want it.

Ash, what is wrong?

Nothing.

Um, I've known you forever.

I'm very familiar with that look.

What aren't you telling me about my dad and Hayley's baby?

[buzzing]

-Should I go check on Hayley? -Please.

Hayley is a drama queen

using this latest pregnancy for effect.

Do not play into it.

Hey, babe, it's me.

Car service switched up on me a few times,

but I'm finally about to leave for the airport.

I didn't want anything. I'm just calling to say that I love you.

I miss you already. And do me a favor

and give that beautiful baby of ours a message,

and tell him Daddy says that he loves Bill Jr.

or Billita like crazy.

Oh, and don't forget about picture day, okay?

Can't wait to see how much our kid has grown.

So you really don't think anything happened to Hayley?

Unfortunately, no.

Those dreams never seem to come true.

[laughs] You're the worst.

I never faked a fetus to hold onto a man.

[phone chimes]

Oh, I would love to stay, but I have a meeting.

I'll fill you in on whatever hijinks she's up to.

Look, we joke,

but I know if anything happened to Hayley or her baby--

if it is indeed real--

you would never forgive yourself.

I thought you said you had a meeting.

Call me.

Love you.

[Hayley groans loudly]

Oh, my God.

Somebody! Something's wrong.

Something is wrong with my baby.

[panting]

Somebody help me!

[groans]

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