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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,425 You'll be happy to know it was a complete disaster. 2 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,560 Wait, why are you dry? 3 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,595 Why wouldn't I be dry? 4 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,297 Were you just in the shower? 5 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,099 No. 6 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,172 - Who's in the shower? - Who's in the shower? 7 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,840 First of the month, ladies. 8 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,643 - Oh, no. - Man. 9 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,680 Why is it so dark in here? 10 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,653 Hey, We'll this is obviously short. 11 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,088 I don't know. 12 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,789 Did you guys pay the electric bill? 13 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,825 Um, I'm sorry. 14 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,560 We... we're choosing not to have electricity. 15 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,295 It's a housing violation. 16 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,296 We don't want to be a part of the problem, Bob. 17 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,231 You have to pay it. 18 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,468 There's no law that Says you have to blow up mountains and frack. 19 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,104 This is $500 short. This is the third month in a row. 20 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,672 All right? That's a full month's rent. 21 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,407 I'm trying to turn a profit here. 22 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,209 Apparently, I'm your friend. 23 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,244 You... you haven't even returned my last four e-vites. 24 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:55,614 Well, we don't have electricity, so... 25 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,282 Not okay. 26 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,551 It's just not okay. Turn your back. 27 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,654 I've been working with my energy healer, Steven, 28 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,623 and we have decided 29 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,825 that I can no longer be an enabler anymore. 30 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,560 Call, We'll show up to your party. 31 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,330 I have called you, all right? 32 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,633 I've left messages and you have not returned my call. 33 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,602 There are a lot of people who are interested 34 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,303 in illegal sublets, a lot. 35 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,539 There is a lawyer at my gym who really wants this. 36 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,608 Do they not have a shower at your gym? 37 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,643 Okay, I can't do this anymore. 38 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,844 I can't be supporting you girls. 39 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,513 We're done. We're done. 40 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,448 Pay me what you owe me or you're out 41 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,416 by the end of the month. 42 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:32,885 You know what I want to know? 43 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,753 Why was this never an issue when we were together? 44 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,889 - You keep mouthing off... - You keep mouthing off. 45 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,490 Don't do what you're doing. 46 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,392 - Just a little fa... - Have some integrity. 47 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,761 Uh, you have integrity, Bob. 48 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,862 - That's not... - Bob. 49 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:46,565 Twenty days and I mean it. 50 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:54,173 Okay, you're gone. I can't do this. 51 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,440 Steve told me. 52 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,775 What did Steve tell you? 53 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:59,278 Steve said... he said, cut. 54 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,446 - No! - Cut, stop it. Let go. 55 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,681 No. 56 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,651 Ridiculous. I gotta cut the cord. 57 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,719 Bob, more than one month. 58 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,289 You mouth off any more, I'm making it 15 days. 59 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:20,325 - I'm going out. - Are you hungry? 60 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,860 No, I don't need anything. 61 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,266 Just bring me an apple. 62 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:53,659 You see these fruits? It's disgusting. 63 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,762 In my country, the fruit was small. 64 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,898 Americans, they need to relax, but they can't 65 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,467 because their fruit is too aggressive. 66 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,989 - Huh. - It's true. 67 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,092 Nicole? 68 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,727 Nicole, we have a notice. 69 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,329 What do I got to notice? 70 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,330 This is important. 71 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,564 This is important! 72 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,965 Shut the fuck up! 73 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,667 Take the gas mask off and just come up here! 74 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,469 Not coming to you, you come to me. 75 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,704 Fine! I'm gonna jump off the fire escape. 76 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,072 Shut up! You wouldn't. 77 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:42,374 I'm throwing myself over the railing! 78 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,776 Just tell me what you want! 79 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,545 We're being evicted! 80 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,547 Good! 81 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,729 Please, no hydro fluorocarbons in the house. 82 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,931 We pay most of his rent. 83 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:09,634 I touched this disgusting doorknob outside and my hand's gone gimpy. 84 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,703 I have to wash it. 85 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:17,109 The cat is going in my bedroom! 86 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:18,110 No! 87 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:21,613 No, no, no, no, no! 88 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,148 Oh, God! 89 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,851 Try to speak to him more diplomatically. 90 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,554 Oh, God. 91 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,923 Olivia, you know how allergic I am. 92 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,726 Look how he looks at me! 93 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,962 Do you see the looks that he gives me? 94 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:39,831 You see the worst in people! 95 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:43,668 You don't know your own cat! 96 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,571 I told you to just keep it out of my room! 97 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,707 Over there! 98 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,576 - I can control him no more than I can control the wind. - No! 99 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:55,514 And there's a very large chance I may have an audition today. 100 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:59,084 So I'd really appreciate it IF you would just 101 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,485 take it down a notch and not try 102 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,920 to throw me off my game so much 103 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,054 'cause I really need to be centered. 104 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,890 Go! Go! Go! 105 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,659 I'm not having this conversation with you anymore! 106 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,935 This is not an apple. 107 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,837 No. 108 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,006 I need a drink. 109 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:27,913 What are you... 110 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,518 You just drank mouthwash? 111 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,591 Ooh. 112 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,194 What is that? 113 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,762 I spilled. 114 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,635 Is this thing clicking? 115 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,905 I don't know. Maybe It's the stove. 116 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,575 Olivia! 117 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,109 Eww. 118 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,711 Why worms, why? 119 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,746 Where are you going, worms? 120 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,582 What is up there? 121 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,983 - Oh, God! - What is down here? 122 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,052 What do we do with the... 123 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,855 I told you we shouldn't verma-compost. 124 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:13,258 Olivia, please stop with the chopsticks, honey. 125 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,126 Stop... please stop feeding them cheese. 126 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,596 They're lactose intolerant. 127 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,897 We can't treat them like this. 128 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,098 - This is a... - Let go of this. 129 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,233 We're... we're going for a walk. 130 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,502 It's gonna be so nice out there. 131 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,703 Come on. 132 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,848 That lamp would be perfect. 133 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,183 No, we don't have electricity. 134 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,085 You're daring me. 135 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,753 - No, I'm not. - I hate it when you do this. 136 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,288 I'm not daring you. I'm not daring you. 137 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,756 - Oh. - I do not want you to do this. 138 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,858 - Yes, you are. - Get off the step. 139 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,660 You do not take lamps from people's homes. 140 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,895 You can't do that. 141 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,630 Why are you always doing things like this? 142 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,532 Stop it, you're gonna break something. 143 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,268 Do not climb over there. That is dangerous. 144 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,870 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 145 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,606 Shh. 146 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,249 - Got caught! - What? 147 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,250 Oh, God. 148 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,106 Hey. 149 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,045 Hello? 150 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,713 Oh, hi. 151 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,348 Yeah. 152 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,183 Okay, I can do that. 153 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:48,954 All right. Thank you, I'll be there. 154 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,988 Bye. 155 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,723 Got an audition. 156 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,158 What for? 157 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,326 Life insurance. 158 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,694 Oh. 159 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,028 What? 160 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,296 You don't want to do that. 161 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,297 You don't want to be part of the problem. 162 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,632 I'm not. 163 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,033 Somebody needs to support us. 164 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,002 We need a benefactor. 165 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,003 What about your parents? 166 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,304 No. 167 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,839 Why don't you sell one of your pieces then? 168 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,873 I told you, they're not done yet. 169 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,675 Fine. 170 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,143 I'm getting muffins. Do you want one? 171 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,347 The usual, IF they have it, and IF not, blueberry. 172 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,116 Well, I didn't book that job, either. 173 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,984 What are we gonna do? 174 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,819 I don't know. 175 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,890 Okay. Here's just an idea. 176 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,993 Why don't you ask your parents for more money? 177 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,095 I told you I've been totally cut off. 178 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,398 Are they still your parents? 179 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,700 What kind of question is that? 180 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,935 It's just you're adopted and they have so much money... 181 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,937 I know I'm adopted. 182 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,939 And IF they've cut you off, I... I don't know. I'm sorry. 183 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,174 Listen, they're also... they're petitioning to cut a lot of things! 184 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,776 They're trying to cut... 185 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,244 They're trying to cut public radio! It's... 186 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:23,314 Okay, just take a... Take a few deep breaths. 187 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,150 I think I'm just hungry. 188 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,951 We haven't eaten today. 189 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,120 I forgot the muffins. 190 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:33,024 Wait. Okay, I have a plan. 191 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,393 We're... we're on a cleanse right now. 192 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,862 We've already begun it. You see what I'm saying? 193 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,130 Sort of. 194 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,765 Okay. We have not eaten today. 195 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,300 This is good. 196 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,036 - Wait, how does this work? - We're cleansing. 197 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,306 We're just... our pores are just gonna start letting stuff go when we... 198 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,008 It sounds very affordable. 199 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,210 I have no better ideas. I think we should do this. 200 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,113 I'm very willing to try anything you suggest right now 201 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,381 because I'm so starving. 202 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,882 Bob left a juicer here. 203 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,117 I think It's in the hall closet. 204 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,953 Yeah, see IF It's still there. 205 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,128 It's here! 206 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,745 Oh, It's heavy. 207 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,825 You know, I'm sorry about what I said about your parents. 208 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,894 Olivia. 209 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,796 What? 210 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,933 Is he stuck? 211 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,337 Seagull, are you sleeping? 212 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,123 No. Oh my God. 213 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,898 I know. 214 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,234 It's okay, It's okay. 215 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,973 The Japanese, they call moments like this mono no aware. 216 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,810 Why are you talking about Japanese people? 217 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,113 Well, It's ephemerality and that's a beautiful thing. 218 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:39,450 Ephemerality sucks. 219 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,452 Oh, seagull. 220 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,289 Do you see that? 221 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,125 What? 222 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,395 There's gold in his mouth. 223 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:54,499 It's like all the stuff on your hands. 224 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,134 Why is he covered in gold?! 225 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,468 Olivia! 226 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,404 I've always known you were selfish, 227 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,506 - but I never thought you would... - I didn't! 228 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,474 Hate an animal and kill with it with your own bare, golden hands! 229 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,609 I loved the cat! 230 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,945 You loved the cat?! 231 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,147 I... I didn't hate the cat. I wouldn't kill. 232 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,183 You were jealous of the pure love that he had for me. 233 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,186 Sorry, I don't... it... 234 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:19,190 He is seagull and he's right here. 235 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,261 He's right here and I loved him. 236 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,538 Could you please call the vet? 237 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,041 Because I think They'll be able to tell us what to do. 238 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,384 $150 is absurd for a cremation. 239 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,691 This doesn't feel right. 240 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,194 You're just socialized to feel like this. 241 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,563 When I was in India, 242 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,433 this is how they honor the dead. 243 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,003 You free human souls on the funeral pyre. 244 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,106 And IF It's good enough for people... 245 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,170 I want to get out of this city. 246 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,741 I just could use a break, you know? 247 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,676 I can't be here. 248 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,378 Not in the apartment. 249 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,718 Actually... 250 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,454 My dad has a private jet, 251 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,592 his company, that he's never on. 252 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,396 And, Frank the pilot, he loves me. 253 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:15,066 There's a private jet we could use to get away? 254 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,568 Yeah. 255 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,806 You really think there's an option? 256 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,441 Check this out. 257 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,176 This is crazy. 258 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,277 - It's a sign. - What is that? 259 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,445 That's literally a sign. 260 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,646 "That special something. 261 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,148 Do you have a special talent?" 262 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,250 No, no. This is my aunt Kimberly's show. 263 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,352 I found this today. 264 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,822 It's a reality talent show and she lives in LA 265 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,458 and she's always saying to come anytime. 266 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,560 Let's take a vacation. 267 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,463 I think seagull would've wanted this. 268 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,073 Help us have a great weekend in Los Angeles. 269 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:03,448 Can I wear your shirt that you're wearing? 270 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,416 You want to wear this? 271 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,818 It's really pretty. 272 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,183 Showtime, folks. Showtime, folks. 273 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:42,820 The time is showtime. 274 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,289 One time for you. 275 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,625 Hey, hey! 276 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,532 Hey! 277 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,400 Yeah! 278 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,839 Watch him. Watch him! 279 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,584 That was our show. 280 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,387 New York City, where's the love? 281 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,466 What are you doing? 282 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,301 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. 283 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,502 I've never done this before, but, um, 284 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,606 those dancers were really great 285 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,808 and I just feel really inspired right now. 286 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,179 I just wanted to talk to you because, well, 287 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,749 Eleanor Roosevelt said, do something every day that terrifies you. 288 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,518 And, um, I think you're all really brave. 289 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,787 And a lot of you look like you're coming home 290 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,522 from work right now. 291 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,258 I just want you to know you're doing a really good job. 292 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,260 And I don't know IF anybody's told you that, 293 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,263 but they should because... 294 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,536 I just lost someone really, um, important to me. 295 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,872 He was one of my best friends 296 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,908 and it makes me realize how precious everything is. 297 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,712 And, um, 298 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,215 do I seem weird right now? 299 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,285 In conclusion, um, well, I... 300 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,354 I wanted you to know that I think the world 301 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,622 wants you to be happy. 302 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,624 And IF you're not feeling happy, 303 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,693 just hold your heart 304 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,762 and feel that you love yourself. 305 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:36,667 And, um, yeah, that's all I wanted to say. 306 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,502 Thank you. 307 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,587 Thank you. 308 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:57,815 Oh, I guess I left the phone on during the flight. 309 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,519 How are we gonna get to Kimberly's IF we can't call her? 310 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,021 Are you listening to me? 311 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,657 Just feeling really sad about seagull. 312 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,759 Uh-huh. 313 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,461 I can't believe he was alive yesterday. 314 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,462 Olivia... 315 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,397 Just feeling my feelings. 316 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,099 I know, but you cried, like, the entire flight. 317 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,636 That's a six-hour flight. That was six hours. 318 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:19,970 Can we focus right now and just figure out 319 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,005 how to get to Kimberly's? 320 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,673 Isn't she picking us up? 321 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,776 I... I'm sure she would IF we could call her. 322 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,846 Did you tell her we're coming? 323 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,550 She said, like, come anytime so I just figured when... 324 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,418 Do you have money for a taxi? 325 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,021 I have $4. 326 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:41,525 Sir, uh, do you mind IF we borrow your phone? 327 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,593 Sure, no problem. 328 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,794 What do you need? 329 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:44,929 Can't get the number off this phone. 330 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:45,930 - Set it to... - Never mind. 331 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,632 Do you need a ride? 332 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,067 That's okay. 333 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,802 You two look like nice people. 334 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,038 I mean, IF you know the address and you want a ride, 335 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,040 I'll just drive you wherever you're going. 336 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,608 Where you going? 337 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,076 521 waverly. 338 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,579 Yeah, that's fine. Get in. 339 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,847 It's a stranger, Olivia. 340 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,515 He wants to help us. It's a sign. 341 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:07,151 Not everything is a sign from the universe. 342 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,887 It's all we have left now. We have to have faith. 343 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,690 We have to start trusting. 344 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,998 I'll bring it, but Debbie's gonna bring it. 345 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,067 There are gonna be two footballs! 346 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,470 No, no, no, no! 347 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,773 Fine! 348 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,708 You are a Turkey! 349 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:34,044 You're a friggin' Turkey, t-u-r-k-e-y. 350 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,815 You're a... We'll talk about this later, Jesus Christ. 351 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,851 Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That was my mom. 352 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,421 - Ugh. - Really? 353 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,189 Where are you guys from? 354 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,057 New York City. 355 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,959 Oh, I love New York. 356 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,495 I live there. That's where I live. 357 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:52,863 That's where I'm from. 358 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:53,998 It's a really small world. 359 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,634 It's tiny. Oh, my God. 360 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,602 I don't think my mom is gonna let me go back, though. 361 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,670 And that sucks. 362 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,871 That's too bad. 363 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,740 - I know. - Why? 364 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,810 She's got something in her butt. 365 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,211 Well, you're a grown man. 366 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,181 I... yeah, I'm a grown man, 367 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:13,217 but I have a mommy still and I listen to her. 368 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,019 I listen to what she Says. 369 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,687 - That's really sweet of you. - Yeah, no, I know. 370 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,222 - You're a good son. - I do what she wants. 371 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,525 She's a powerful lady and she will spank me. 372 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,528 She will spank me hard. 373 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:27,832 She's getting older, but she packs it, you know. 374 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,967 - Serious? - Why? 375 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,203 - What? - I'm just kidding. 376 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:36,907 It's a friggin' joke! 377 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,477 You got a sense of humor. 378 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,978 Are you feeling okay? 379 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,147 Yeah! Are you okay? 380 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,483 Are you okay? Is she okay? 381 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,751 - Am I okay? - Yeah. Are you okay? 382 00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:49,587 You're just like my mom. 383 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,489 You got something in your butt 384 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,011 and It's not something that makes you happy. 385 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,563 What is that? 386 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,866 It's China. 387 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,601 Um... 388 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,737 I'm kidding. It's a joke. 389 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,239 It's an Adderall. 390 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,740 I take Adderall. 391 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,041 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 392 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,576 It's good stuff, right? 393 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:14,879 Is yours, like, prescribed or street? 394 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,247 It's prescribed. 395 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,582 Yeah, I got a doctor on this shit. 396 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:19,584 Uh, that was a red light. 397 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,552 Oh, Oh! 398 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,020 I missed it. 399 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,589 I'm an adult and I know when It's safe 400 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,124 to go through a frickin' red. 401 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,959 Jesus Christ. 402 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,995 Sometimes I'll stop at a green, okay? 403 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,597 Oh, my God. I want some candy. 404 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,032 But is it too late for candy? 405 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,568 Is it too late for candy? 406 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,936 I'm asking you a question. 407 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,038 Actually, you know what? Can you just pull over? 408 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,673 No, no, no, no. 409 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,141 Door to door service for you guys. 410 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,676 - It's fine. - Seriously, we're close. 411 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,077 I'm even going to carry your baggage. 412 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,879 - Uh, It's on... - I'm a gentleman. 413 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,115 Can you just pull over, please, sir, just here? 414 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:54,151 You said the address was 521 waverly 415 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,186 and that is where this car is going. 416 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:59,590 I am your knight in shining armor. 417 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:04,194 Onward, miladies. 418 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:08,966 Jesus, you guys are fucking pains in the ass. 419 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:13,103 I'm gonna close my eyes for one second. 420 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:17,107 Tell me when it turns green. 421 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:35,659 Impeccable decision-making skills, Olivia. 422 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,858 Hello? 423 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,627 Kimberly? 424 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:13,664 Who in the... ha... Oh. 425 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:16,033 Oh, my God. 426 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:22,640 What are you doing here? 427 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,141 Hi. I came for a visit. 428 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,810 Well, I'm delighted, but what are you doing here? 429 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,113 You're supposed to be at the lake with your family. 430 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:32,049 Lake, what? 431 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,150 - Hello. - Hi. 432 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,351 Hi. 433 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,919 Are they there right now? 434 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,788 Well, I thought that they were going there. 435 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,657 - No? - What? 436 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:44,662 Yes, your mom and dad and Joan and the ki... 437 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:48,332 Oh. Now, don't get upset about it. 438 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,267 I'm sure it was just a last minute 439 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,771 kind of a nothing, who cares, right? 440 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,139 No, Joan and the kids are there. 441 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,841 Who cares? You're here, both of you. 442 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:02,146 And we are going to have so much fun. 443 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,681 - Oh. - Who's your friend? 444 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:07,317 - Olivia. - Oliv... what? 445 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:11,055 No! Come in here, come in here. 446 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:14,158 Oh, well, I haven't seen you since you were 447 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,794 just a tiny little tater tot. 448 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,196 Yeah, back when we were girl scouts. 449 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,465 - Are you girls hungry? - I'm starving. 450 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:24,001 We're not eating. We're on a cleanse. 451 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:27,104 Still? 452 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:30,841 Everyone, this is my niece, Nicole, 453 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:34,745 and our wonderful friend, Olivia. 454 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:38,982 Olivia, Nicole, these are our neighbors, ray and Cindy. 455 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:43,220 And, of course, you remember Uncle Robert. 456 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,724 Let me get these nice big wine glasses. 457 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,225 Sorry to interrupt your dinner. 458 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,227 Oh, no. Don't be silly. 459 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,463 Sit down here. I want you right by me, Olivia. 460 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:53,797 Come on. 461 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,833 These hold plenty of wine, trust me. 462 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,302 They can never be big enough, right, Nicole? 463 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,505 You girls must be starved. Have some dinner rolls. 464 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,408 We're not eating. We're on a cleanse. 465 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,076 No, thank you, we're fine. 466 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,946 Nicole is an artist. 467 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:12,082 You are? What kind? 468 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,986 Well, I'm working with a lot of sand right now 'cause... 469 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,889 'Cause It's movement really portrays memories 470 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:21,058 and how they just slip through your fingers. 471 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,794 And the past, it doesn't really exist anymore. 472 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:25,362 And we stand on this unsolid ground 473 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:29,066 like a shore waiting to be washed back into the ocean. 474 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:32,002 The truth of everything is ephemerality. 475 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:38,041 And sand is great. 476 00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:39,083 It sounds great. 477 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,314 Her work used to be about black holes. 478 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,517 It's nice to see that you're lightening up a bit. 479 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,852 Would anyone like more kale? 480 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,420 When did they plan this vacation? 481 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,122 I don't know, Nicole. 482 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,491 I know your mom really needed to get away. 483 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,427 She was having another one of her episodes. 484 00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,063 The lake is like an ashram for her. 485 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:01,865 Well, I'm very aware that the lake is super relaxing. 486 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,100 Did you talk to them recently? 487 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:05,302 Is... how is everyone liking their chicken. 488 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,437 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my goodness! 489 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,472 Oh, look. 490 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,940 I'm such a klutz. 491 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,842 You're little shorts are covered in wine. 492 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,277 Oh, get those off. 493 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,878 Thank you. 494 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,814 I have something you could change into. 495 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,383 Lupe, put her into the blue dress! 496 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,419 I like the outfit. 497 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:25,055 What... what... what is this, a blanket off the plane? 498 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,590 What kind of outfit is this? 499 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:29,960 She is so funny. 500 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,863 Hey, Kim. Come on, tell us. 501 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,231 What's it like being the host to the country's 502 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,899 most popular TV show? 503 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:38,335 Oh, I can't wait to tell you. I just love it. 504 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:42,573 It's the greatest experience I've ever had professionally. 505 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:45,409 You know, just fostering all of this creativity 506 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,946 and all of this just so satisfying. 507 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,149 Oh, Oh! 508 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:55,385 Don't you look so cute? 509 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,855 She looks like you, doesn't she? 510 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,289 I guess she does. 511 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,525 Just like me five years ago. 512 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:09,099 So, miss Olivia, 513 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,035 what have you been doing with yourself all this time? 514 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,172 Well, um, I've been auditioning some recently. 515 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,507 You're a performer? What kind? 516 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,009 I'm an actress. 517 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,010 Oh. 518 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,545 She also sings. 519 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,280 - Oh, sing for us. - Not really. 520 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:24,948 She's shy. 521 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,551 Well, you can't be shy and an actress. 522 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,887 Robert, where's my ukulele? 523 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,255 I don't know. 524 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,124 We could just do it another time. 525 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,159 Oh, come on. Have a little bit of red wine. 526 00:31:36,161 --> 00:31:38,095 Past those tonsils, You'll be singing 527 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,563 like Liza minnelli in a minute. 528 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,932 What do you want me to sing? 529 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,267 Okay. 530 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:54,411 Um, I'll start. 531 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,246 - Bravo, bravo! - Yay! 532 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:04,982 Oh, fantastic! 533 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,750 We should audition for my show. 534 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,619 I'm kidding, but, well, you should. 535 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:12,422 I mean, you should audition for my show. 536 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,992 She is not interested in appealing to the masses. 537 00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:18,095 She's like... She's an artist. 538 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:21,398 Look at that picture of that adorable little girl. 539 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,666 Oh, ye... Oh, yes. - Who's that? 540 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,068 Oh, my goodness. Is that you, Nicole? 541 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:26,770 - Simply adorable, isn't it? - Sure is. 542 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,705 Just adorable little child, huh? 543 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:33,377 You look like such a sweet little girl. 544 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,679 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 545 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:49,426 So can we have a little heart to heart? 546 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:50,694 Sure. 547 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,696 Why are you here? 548 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,499 Are you here because she needs help? 549 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:59,436 Because her family just doesn't know what to do anymore. 550 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,138 I mean, honestly. 551 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:05,742 She's become so eccentric at such a young age. 552 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:09,613 You know, I think she's really unique. 553 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,348 She's doing something special. 554 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,749 I wish you could see our apartment. 555 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:15,352 It's like a gallery. 556 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:19,423 Well, It's really nice and very reassuring to hear you say that. 557 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:22,659 But I don't know. 558 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:25,629 I think her family actually didn't invite her 559 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,798 to the lake on purpose. 560 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,702 You know, her sister doesn't want her around the kids. 561 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,205 Well, she's really not the best role model, 562 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,527 when you stop and think about it. 563 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:39,142 I just wanted to be sure that, 564 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,344 you know, she's not in some kind of trouble. 565 00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:45,715 And I wanted to be sure that she's not making you take care of her. 566 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:48,518 No, um, no, she's not in any trouble. 567 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,554 Where is she, actually? 568 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:53,156 She's probably watching television 569 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,725 or... you're so tense. 570 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,594 Come here. Listen. 571 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,829 She doesn't actually like television. 572 00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:01,131 You're so sweet. 573 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:05,635 I just want to make sure that someone is taking care of you, right? 574 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:09,206 - She's not gonna change any time soon. - Okay. 575 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,641 Well, I'm gonna go find her. 576 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,877 - So thanks. - Thank you. 577 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,400 Whatever you have to do. 578 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:06,930 Please help Nicole. 579 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,202 - What... - Don't scream. 580 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,970 Shh, shh. Wake up. Are you awake? 581 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:50,340 Okay. We have to get out of here very quietly. 582 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,608 Somebody's breaking in. 583 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,609 I think It's the guy who drove us here. 584 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,477 I was sleeping. 585 00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,279 Shh, now you're not going to be murdered in your sleep. 586 00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:57,547 - You're gonna be murdered awake. - Why? 587 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,815 I told you, because somebody is breaking in. 588 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,417 - Oh! - We have to get out of here. 589 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,551 I think It's the guy who drove us here 590 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:02,552 'cause you told him our address. 591 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,887 - Who? - Oh, God! 592 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,888 I heard something. Did you hear anything? 593 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:05,889 No. 594 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,864 Shh, It's real. 595 00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:17,267 My projects aren't finished. 596 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,635 Oh, no! 597 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:19,736 Oh, my God! 598 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,641 Save the children! 599 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,543 Olivia, what is going... 600 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,612 - Kimberly! - Idiot. 601 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,313 Is Nicole in there? 602 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:33,316 What the fuck are you doing out there?! 603 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,752 You're all over the place! 604 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,923 Well, I just wanted to be sure that everyone was hydrated. 605 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:44,261 I went to get you some coconut water. 606 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,929 Sorry to disturb you. 607 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:49,566 We have everything we need, Kimberly. Thank you. 608 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,434 Yes, that seems clear. 609 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,738 What does that mean? 610 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,507 I don't know. 611 00:37:57,509 --> 00:38:00,777 Forgot my toothbrush. 612 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,946 I forgot a toothbrush, too. 613 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,922 You brought this? 614 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,424 Yeah. 615 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,661 And no toothbrush. 616 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:19,562 But I did bring the phone charger. 617 00:38:19,564 --> 00:38:22,365 You should be charging it. 618 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,934 Eh, later. 619 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,936 You know how you're always saying you are worried 620 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,905 you might die in relative obscurity? 621 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,407 Mm-hmm. 622 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:34,477 Well, there is a way, I think, maybe tomorrow, 623 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,945 we can do something about that. 624 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,315 What are you talking about? 625 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:41,951 I'm talking about reaching the largest audience 626 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,920 in the United States of America 627 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:46,723 on a television talent reality show. 628 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:48,458 Are you talking about "that special something?" 629 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:51,828 Yeah. Your aunt suggested it. 630 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,963 I think It's a great idea. I've been thinking about it. 631 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,965 It's so soulless. 632 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,101 Okay, but I can't do it alone 633 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,603 and I think It's gonna be really good for you and... 634 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,038 It's gonna be a no. 635 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,407 But this could be a big opportunity. 636 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,813 Could we just spoon? 637 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:14,517 Could you just roll over so I can spoon with you? 638 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,586 I'll just be... You're the big spoon. 639 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:19,068 You just roll over a little tiny... 640 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,693 Just do it better. 641 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:24,861 It's hot! 642 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,864 It's... It's really hot. 643 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,433 I'm just sad about seagull. 644 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,972 It's okay. 645 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,941 I'm holding my heart and feeling that I love myself. 646 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,223 I'm fine. 647 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:44,481 Well, anyone like some breakfast? 648 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,716 How do you like burnt flapjacks? 649 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,786 No, we're still cleansing. 650 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,755 So... 651 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:56,126 How did everyone sleep last night after so much excitement? 652 00:39:56,128 --> 00:39:59,963 Kind of tossed and turned, but I don't know. 653 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:02,432 My cat just died so I think maybe that's why. 654 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,833 Oh, when? 655 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,769 Just, like, two days ago. 656 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,437 Oh, my God! 657 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,938 It's just weighing on me. 658 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,708 Oh. Well, that explains a lot. 659 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,610 But I was also up thinking about 660 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:16,012 your show and maybe auditioning? 661 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,885 Well, do it! Do! 662 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:26,489 Nicole, she doesn't want to do it with me. 663 00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,057 You don't need Nicole. 664 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,926 We gotta get some toothbrushes. 665 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,628 Oh, God. 666 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,664 Robert, get out your wallet. 667 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,732 Yes, dear. 668 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,101 May I have a 20, please? 669 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,570 - I got a... - A 20. 670 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:42,105 I see it in there. 671 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:23,847 They have tarot readings here for 5 bucks. 672 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,782 It's actually really reasonable. 673 00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:30,520 Okay, let's see what the cards have to say. 674 00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,524 You lost someone recently? 675 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,559 Yeah. 676 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:40,663 He's still with you and we wants you not to worry. 677 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,532 Is he a bird? 678 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,167 No, sort of. 679 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:47,504 - Huh. - But no, yeah. 680 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,539 And the moon. 681 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,007 This card is connected 682 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:55,245 to dreams and the unconscious. 683 00:41:55,247 --> 00:41:57,847 The moon provides the reflection of the sun. 684 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,517 - Yeah. - But the light is dim. 685 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,785 It's uncertain. 686 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,687 Ah. The magician. 687 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,923 It has to do with power. 688 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:09,959 Unused power is nonexistent power. 689 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,662 We don't have electricity in our apartment. 690 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:15,131 I wonder IF it could have something to do with that, maybe? 691 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:18,034 I'm talking about the electricity inside. 692 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,169 The electricity inside you. 693 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:26,009 Everything you have 694 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:29,112 has to be destroyed 695 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:31,748 for you to go to the next step. 696 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,652 There's the moon. 697 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:44,193 It's time to put your art out in the world. 698 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,062 It's time. 699 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:51,267 That was crazy. Was yours crazy? 700 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:53,336 It was like she knew everything. 701 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,238 Listen, IF you need me to audition with you, 702 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,740 I will do it. 703 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,876 I'm not gonna sing with you. 704 00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,778 And I have a piece that's not finished, 705 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,647 but maybe we could experiment with it. 706 00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:08,151 What did she say to you? 707 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:10,019 She said I had to share. 708 00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:23,393 Oh, let's get these guys. 709 00:44:23,395 --> 00:44:24,961 Ladies, ladies! 710 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:28,164 I already sense a little special something 711 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,732 emanating from you two. 712 00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:33,403 What can we expect from you guys today? 713 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,371 What do you mean? 714 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:39,742 The people want to know what to expect from you. 715 00:44:39,744 --> 00:44:42,745 I don't think people should know what to expect. 716 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,083 Okay. 717 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:50,086 Um, is there anything you want to say for yourself? 718 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,420 Is there anything you'd like to say to anybody back home? 719 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:02,198 Thank you. 720 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,513 Good luck. 721 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,711 Holy cow. 722 00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:20,149 Is something funny over there? 723 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:22,952 Are you taking the audition seriously? 724 00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:34,731 Are you taking the audition seriously? 725 00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:37,967 Uh, I'm not auditioning, she is. 726 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,769 Oh. 727 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:41,104 Are you singing? 728 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:42,939 Yeah. 729 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:47,076 Singing about lip gloss and the boys that go into the yard? 730 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,511 Uh, she's really talented. 731 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:51,047 She has been miss teen Arizona twice. 732 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:53,249 Yeah, I'm singing "my heart will go on" 733 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,120 and dedicating it to my mom who died when I was little. 734 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,459 You're saying that before you sing? 735 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,294 Yeah. 736 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:06,829 Do you think that there's a correlation 737 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,232 between winning the pageants 738 00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:12,168 and sharing your personal tragedy? 739 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,202 What is your problem? 740 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,871 What is your problem? 741 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,339 - You're being a bitch. - You're being a bitch. 742 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:18,007 Well, you look like a cheap imitation of kesha. 743 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:19,375 Oh, my God. She's an artist. 744 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:20,877 - Oh, my God. - What... what?! 745 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:22,779 - What... get off! - Get her off! 746 00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,814 - Simmer down! - Olivia! 747 00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:27,049 - Olivia! - Fuck! 748 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,855 Tiger. 749 00:46:32,857 --> 00:46:37,059 Is that the Adderall? 750 00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:38,828 You can't beat up girls with dead moms. 751 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,096 That was the other girl. 752 00:46:40,098 --> 00:46:41,898 It's true. 753 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,566 That was totally justified. 754 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:46,536 Yeah. Those girls sucked. 755 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:52,809 We're gonna crush them. 756 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:55,444 And IF you felt that way, I guess that's understandable. 757 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:59,448 But thank you anyway and, uh, thanks for the opportunity. 758 00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:05,121 Hmm. 759 00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:09,125 Well, thank you for having us. Hello. 760 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:11,994 Uh, We'll just take a few minutes to set up 761 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,464 and then We'll be performing excerpts from 762 00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:16,966 Anton Chekov's "the seagull" 763 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:19,402 along with some stuff that we wrote ourselves. 764 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:26,209 Not to get expectations up, but I have heard this one sing. 765 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:28,244 And it was a bit of a treat. 766 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,545 This should be interesting. 767 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,150 This is the universe we live in. 768 00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:36,586 I was afraid you might hate me. 769 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,254 It came into being with a big bang 770 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:40,456 that caused this universe we call home to expand 771 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,558 for the past 13.7 billion years. 772 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,460 Do you hear the wind? 773 00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:46,529 The earth has been around for 4.5 billion years, 774 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:48,364 give or take .5 billion years. 775 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,634 Blessed is he who has a roof over his head on such a night. 776 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:53,502 Sleeping in his own warm corner. 777 00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:57,874 Human beings have been here for about 200,000 years. 778 00:47:57,876 --> 00:48:00,910 May the lord help all homeless wanderers. 779 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:04,146 This cat was born on October 25th, 2007. 780 00:48:04,148 --> 00:48:05,982 I am the seagull. 781 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:08,317 He died this week. 782 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,219 No, that's not right. 783 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,488 The average American lives to be 79. 784 00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:15,558 That's 28,470 days, 785 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,027 683,280 hours, 786 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:21,230 40,996,800 minutes. 787 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:24,634 Ever since I got here, I've been walking and thinking. 788 00:48:24,636 --> 00:48:28,004 Thinking and feeling my inner life grow stronger every day. 789 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:31,908 The important thing is not fame or glory. 790 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:33,476 It's not what I used to dream about. 791 00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:35,678 But learning how to endure. 792 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,947 How long will you live? 793 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:40,182 IF you were born in 1980 and live an average life, 794 00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:42,084 you will die around 2059. 795 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,352 Life is like a mist. 796 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:45,421 I must bear my cost and have faith. 797 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,291 IF I have faith, it doesn't hurt so much. 798 00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:50,293 And the feelings we have for each other 799 00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:52,428 are like fine delicate flowers. 800 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,697 Do you remember? 801 00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,532 I am the seagull. 802 00:48:58,002 --> 00:48:59,035 Um... 803 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,641 No. That's not... 804 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:09,412 - Nicole? - What? 805 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,947 What are my lines? 806 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,548 - I don't know. - I forgot my lines. 807 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,084 Men and lions, eagles and partridges. 808 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,620 Men and lions, eagles and partridges. 809 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:23,693 Men and lions, eagles and partridges. 810 00:49:23,695 --> 00:49:27,563 Men, lions, eagles, partridges. 811 00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:32,735 Men and lions, eagles and partridges. 812 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,737 Men and lions, eagles and partridges. 813 00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:35,738 - Shh. - What? 814 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:38,474 No, no! 815 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,443 Just... that's ridicu... 816 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:43,713 Uh, uh, just give me a... A moment to focus. 817 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:45,381 Stop it, stop it! 818 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,385 Ow, ow! 819 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,287 Ow! 820 00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:55,157 Men, lions... 821 00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:08,070 Hmm. 822 00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:10,606 What was the year of your death, boys? Did you figure it out? 823 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:12,008 Ugh. 824 00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,009 Uh, about five minutes ago. 825 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,510 Mine is 2039. 826 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:19,081 I think I understand what you're trying to say 827 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,417 and I see a certain beauty in it. 828 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:23,652 Of course you would. 829 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,254 You guys have something special, 830 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:29,592 but It's not "that special something." 831 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:33,029 It's more like that special nothing. 832 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:03,793 Give it! 833 00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:08,731 Off of it! 834 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,561 This is very different way that this is going down 835 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:40,243 than what I thought would happen. 836 00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:50,406 I'm not entirely sure what plan... 837 00:52:02,185 --> 00:52:04,220 Why did you do that? 838 00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:05,888 Because your teeny tiny therapist 839 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:08,190 didn't seem to be making progress with you. 840 00:52:08,192 --> 00:52:12,394 I humiliated myself in front of the judges and basically all of America. 841 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:14,597 I just don't know why you care what those assholes think. 842 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:18,534 The judges for America see nothing special in me. 843 00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:20,336 They don't even like me. 844 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:26,442 I don't think you even like me. 845 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:28,644 It's like you're trying to sabotage me. 846 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,580 It's like that thing you did with the feather bomb. 847 00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:34,850 I want you to shut your fucking face. 848 00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:36,619 I didn't even want to do this thing. 849 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,554 You begged me to do it, 'cause you're needy. 850 00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:40,823 You're just not comfortable with the depth of my feelings. 851 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:41,824 No, because every time I turn around, 852 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,559 you're like right there! 853 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:46,629 You're cling... It's like, God, IF I feel your breath 854 00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:49,365 on my skin anymore, I'm gonna vomit. 855 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:53,502 You need to, like, get a boyfriend or something. 856 00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:59,675 This was supposed to be a vacation. 857 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,845 This feels like a vacation to you? 858 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,446 You know, I sure as shit... 859 00:53:04,448 --> 00:53:06,248 I don't feel like I'm on vacation. 860 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:10,719 Not when I'm around you and these feelings of yours. 861 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:14,957 And I could have been on a vacation. 862 00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:18,661 I could've been on a real vacation on a lake 863 00:53:18,663 --> 00:53:21,497 with my family on a fucking lake. 864 00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:26,202 And for some... I don't know why, they didn't want me there. 865 00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:30,306 No, Olivia, please! Don't touch me! 866 00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:37,279 You know what? 867 00:53:37,281 --> 00:53:38,914 I think It's a good thing that we're being evicted 868 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:41,483 'cause I don't think that I can live with you anymore. 869 00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:43,772 You go for a swim? 870 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:46,608 I'd like to go for a swim. 871 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:47,650 Go. 872 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,814 It's too cold. 873 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:57,386 I want to go back to New York tonight. 874 00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:59,054 There's a lot of stuff to deal with there. 875 00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:03,625 Flight's in the morning. 876 00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:06,495 I'm not comfortable staying at your aunt Kimberly's again. 877 00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:08,364 She's making us food. 878 00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:10,432 I thought we were on a cleanse. 879 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:15,537 Well, I don't know what you're gonna do. 880 00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,820 You're gonna leave without me? 881 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:48,804 All right. I might. 882 00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:52,508 I might have done it once. 883 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:55,477 I might have done it once. 884 00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:00,783 You gotta slow down. 885 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:03,552 I've never seen anyone eat so much. 886 00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:07,523 I feel like I'm watching one of those pie-eating contests or something. 887 00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:09,591 That would be fun. I'd do one of those. 888 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,026 Probably, I'd win it. 889 00:57:11,028 --> 00:57:12,127 Oh, you would... You would never win it. 890 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,662 Well, why don't you look it up 891 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,063 and then tell me what kind of records there are. 892 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:16,432 - Oh, my God. - And I'm gonna beat them. 893 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:19,501 How would I know IF I win in a pie... 894 00:57:19,503 --> 00:57:22,905 Just look it up on your phone and tell me what kind of like... 895 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:23,906 - You're afraid. - People train... 896 00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,507 Dare me. 897 00:57:25,509 --> 00:57:28,744 For years and years to do a pie-eating contest. 898 00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,012 They do? 899 00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,079 Yes. 900 00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:32,915 Why, do they win a lot of money? 901 00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:34,983 - I... - Do they? 902 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,452 I'm not paying you any money, 903 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:37,820 IF that's what you're insinuating. 904 00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,221 Wait a minute. 905 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:40,722 Hmm? 906 00:57:40,724 --> 00:57:41,957 How much will you pay me? 907 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,159 Nothing. 908 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:46,929 I'll pay you zero money. 909 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,864 All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 910 00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:50,165 We're gonna make this the situation. 911 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:53,535 IF I can eat this whole thing in under ten... 912 00:57:53,537 --> 00:57:54,970 - You will never... - Shh. 913 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:57,239 IF I can eat this in under ten seconds, 914 00:57:57,241 --> 00:57:59,007 will you give me $1,000? 915 00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:00,709 You'll never eat that in under ten seconds. 916 00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,478 Will you? 917 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,647 Well, Oh, and what do I get when you lose, I'm wondering? 918 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,216 I'll give you one of my pieces. 919 00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:08,784 Oh, really. 920 00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,086 They're selling for $1,000 these days? 921 00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:12,955 They're gonna sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars. 922 00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:14,623 - Uh-Oh. - Put your money where your mouth is. 923 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:17,025 Ten, nine,... okay, but start at ten. 924 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:20,696 I'm doing it. Ten, nine, eight. 925 00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:24,566 Oh, God, seven, six, five, 926 00:58:24,568 --> 00:58:26,969 four, three, 927 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:31,707 two, one. 928 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,275 Ugh. 929 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:35,978 Not even close. 930 00:58:38,548 --> 00:58:41,683 Uh, you were counting faster than seconds. 931 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,155 You know, this is my home. 932 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:48,257 All right. 933 00:58:48,259 --> 00:58:52,661 - That is half. - Oh, God. 934 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:57,065 And It's worth 500. 935 00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:00,802 It's gonna cost me $500 to get my living room cleaned. 936 00:59:00,804 --> 00:59:04,773 Give me... shut up! Shut your face! 937 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:07,809 Give me 500 more 938 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:12,014 and I'm gonna eat anything on this table. 939 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:16,585 You tell me... 940 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:31,833 So I take it you girls need money? 941 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:32,834 No. 942 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:36,705 Oh, come on. You can tell me. 943 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:39,841 I mean, I wouldn't trust this one with any money. 944 00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:42,844 I should get her to bed. 945 00:59:42,846 --> 00:59:44,580 Oh, don't. 946 00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,348 Look. 947 00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:48,350 No, leave her be. 948 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,351 She's fine. 949 00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,753 Listen, listen. 950 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:54,222 I need to tell you something very important. 951 00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:57,326 I used to be just like you 952 00:59:57,328 --> 01:00:02,164 until I figured out who I really was. 953 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:05,667 Oh, gosh, this headache of mine. 954 01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:06,935 Thank you so much. 955 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:09,104 This was very nice and I... good night. 956 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:11,840 And thank you. 957 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:11,333 I brought you something for your head. 958 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:15,437 Olivia, what are you doing out on the lawn, you silly? 959 01:01:18,207 --> 01:01:22,110 Darling Olivia. 960 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:25,781 You must wake up for your own good. 961 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,263 - Oh, God. - Oh! 962 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:33,155 Oh, my God. 963 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:35,090 Just like children. 964 01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:37,325 Oh, we're so free, finally. 965 01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:39,761 Finally, darling, please. 966 01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,930 There's something I have to tell you. 967 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,732 All right, what is it? 968 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:47,769 You're wonderful, but I'm in a relationship with Nicole. 969 01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:50,238 And we're very much in love. 970 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,842 Olivia, I know, all right? 971 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:55,911 I know. 972 01:01:55,913 --> 01:02:00,916 I should've told you sooner, but I know that you want her 973 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:04,820 and she's not in love with you. 974 01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:06,755 Yes, darling. 975 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,323 She told me everything. 976 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:12,360 She told me that she felt sorry for you. 977 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:15,030 I'm sorry, darling. I... 978 01:02:20,136 --> 01:02:23,105 I'm sorry. 979 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:25,741 You know she had to say that to you. 980 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:28,243 - No. - She was afraid. 981 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,046 She didn't know how the family would take it. 982 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:34,316 But she and I have something very beautiful 983 01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:37,152 and it only shows in a one-sided way with me. 984 01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:41,089 But really, a two-sided relationship. 985 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,825 I mean, we are... It's not one-sided. 986 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:45,360 It's two-sided and she and I 987 01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:49,231 are in this closed loop embrace forever. 988 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:54,169 And I would never want to do anything to hurt her. 989 01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:56,404 I hope you understand that. 990 01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:04,513 Of course, I do. 991 01:03:04,515 --> 01:03:08,550 Olivia, I'm so sorry. 992 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:12,020 I never would've opened myself to you 993 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:15,157 in this way IF I'd known. 994 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:18,894 Olivia, goodbye, darling. 995 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,204 Goodbye. 996 01:03:52,261 --> 01:03:54,029 Wake up! 997 01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:56,531 You made me have to lie to your aunt Kimberly. 998 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,167 Please, will you go get me a water? The room is spinning. 999 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:02,003 I need you to hear me. 1000 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:03,269 You're taking me to the airport in a taxi that 1001 01:04:03,295 --> 01:04:04,506 you're paying for first thing in the morning. 1002 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,408 Will you please get me water? 1003 01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:09,845 Do you want water? Here, I'll give you some water. 1004 01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:11,246 - Do you want this? - Yeah. 1005 01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:12,581 Do you want this water? 1006 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:23,892 Pack your shit. 1007 01:04:45,214 --> 01:04:46,915 Hi. 1008 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:50,518 Remember me? 1009 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,490 Last time you saw me, I was a licensed car driver. 1010 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,459 I'm not anymore. 1011 01:04:57,461 --> 01:04:59,094 It's probably a good thing. 1012 01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:01,229 I'm so sorry. 1013 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:04,900 I mean, I must've terrified you. 1014 01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:07,435 I was out of my mind. 1015 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:09,537 Want a... a piece of licorice? 1016 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,306 That's okay. 1017 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:15,143 Licorice? 1018 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,945 You know what I did? 1019 01:05:16,947 --> 01:05:20,582 I... I think I took ativan and Lunesta with maybe 1020 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:23,084 like three airplane bottles of whiskey. 1021 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:26,054 But I'm just... I'm... I'm really afraid to fly. 1022 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,355 You also took an Adderall. 1023 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:30,392 Yeah, yeah. Sounds like something I would do. 1024 01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:35,463 Adderall is pretty crazy. 1025 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,332 It's crazy stuff, right? 1026 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:39,000 Yeah. 1027 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,169 Yeah, I started bottoming out when it wears off. 1028 01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:43,171 Whenever I take it, like, it helps me at first 1029 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:44,706 and then I completely unravel. 1030 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:47,375 I almost punched a girl. 1031 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,277 You should've taken a Lunesta. 1032 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:53,982 Yeah, it really cuts down on the urge to clock people. 1033 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:55,517 I was in town visiting my mom. 1034 01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:58,086 You mentioned something about that. 1035 01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:00,388 I guess you just have to hit rock bottom 1036 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,658 before you can stand back up. 1037 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,693 IF that make any sense? 1038 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,194 Yeah. 1039 01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:08,430 And my mom has really helped me to hit 1040 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,732 rock bottom the last couple days. 1041 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:17,038 How was LA? What'd you do? 1042 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,507 I buried my cat at sea. 1043 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:24,212 I'm sorry for your loss. 1044 01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,214 Thank you. 1045 01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:29,417 Lucky cat to have spent one of his nine lives with you. 1046 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,784 Did we forget to lock the door? 1047 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,686 I don't know. 1048 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,024 Bob, that better be you in there. 1049 01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:14,796 I think we were robbed. 1050 01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:16,398 Oh, my God. 1051 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:21,102 Is that electricity? 1052 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:34,582 Oh, hey, guys. 1053 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,586 Is this our stuff? 1054 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,622 You didn't get my message, huh? 1055 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:44,759 I called you guys about a hundred times and texted you. 1056 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:47,195 No, we didn't get any messages. 1057 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,564 Oh, shit. 'Cause IF you would've gotten messages, 1058 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,800 you would've known what was, uh, going on here. 1059 01:07:51,802 --> 01:07:53,768 What is going on? 1060 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,104 Uh, I found some people who are willing 1061 01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:59,641 to pay three times what you do. 1062 01:07:59,643 --> 01:08:01,810 God, we didn't charge this. 1063 01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:04,112 Oh, man, sorry. I wasn't here. 1064 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:06,481 I guess the, uh, movers thought your... 1065 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,650 Your stuff was garbage or something. 1066 01:08:08,652 --> 01:08:10,318 I'm sorry. 1067 01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:28,603 She's losing it. 1068 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,672 What are we supposed to do? 1069 01:08:30,674 --> 01:08:32,607 Well, the new tenants are not coming till Tuesday 1070 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,342 so you have till Tuesday. 1071 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:35,844 - That's tomorrow. - Uh-huh. 1072 01:08:35,846 --> 01:08:37,278 And you said we had 28 days. 1073 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,214 Yeah. Look, honestly, 1074 01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:42,617 they're paying me three times what you're paying. 1075 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,452 I mean, give me a break, all right? 1076 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,554 I mean, I... I had to... 1077 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:48,456 You can't do it. It's illegal. 1078 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,259 Well, uh, this is an illegal sublet, you know. 1079 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:53,528 Hey, don't break my balls, okay. 1080 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:55,430 I need to make a profit here. 1081 01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,699 Hey, It's Bob. Can you pick up your phone? 1082 01:08:57,701 --> 01:08:59,200 It's urgent. 1083 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:01,503 Guess who should be better connected? 1084 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,404 Not my fault. 1085 01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:05,540 Hi, Olivia. Great news. 1086 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:07,575 We loved the life insurance commercial. 1087 01:09:07,577 --> 01:09:09,878 It's gonna shoot for about a week in Ohio 1088 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,479 so we have to arrange your flight. 1089 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,248 Give me a call back. 1090 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,783 You just got a commercial. 1091 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:18,186 It's a national commercial. 1092 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:20,421 Uh-Oh, uh-Oh! 1093 01:09:20,423 --> 01:09:22,190 Who's an actress? 1094 01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:23,625 Who's going to Ohio? 1095 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,426 Wow. Told you. 1096 01:09:25,428 --> 01:09:28,363 Plug in your fucking phone! 1097 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:31,299 Ohio. 1098 01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:35,703 Wow. 1099 01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:38,673 All right, come on, come on. Shake it off. 1100 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,675 Big girl, come on. Big girl. 1101 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,744 There you go. 1102 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,480 One door closes, another opens, huh? 1103 01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,615 How you doing? 1104 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:49,851 Hey, you want to crash on my couch? 1105 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:52,453 You sleep on your couch. 1106 01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:55,290 All right. You sleep on the floor. 1107 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,325 All right, I'll sleep on the floor. 1108 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:59,661 We'll both sleep on the floor. 1109 01:11:17,873 --> 01:11:20,041 I'm sorry. 1110 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,447 So... 1111 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,384 I can, uh, start looking for places, 1112 01:11:29,386 --> 01:11:32,287 I guess, for when you come back. 1113 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:50,865 Men and lions, eagles and partridges. 1114 01:12:56,872 --> 01:13:01,676 All life will end its allotted round and be no more. 1115 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:02,910 And then the full moon will be left 1116 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,512 lighting her lamp in vain. 73460

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