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And that's it, ladies and gentlemen,

Once again we
acquired the best movies.

And let's show them
in the best theaters.

" Rambo versus Rocky " will be an
amazing summer for the cinemas Kent

" Rambo versus bambi "
With the increase in ticket prices.

" Rambo Come Bambi "
And an increase of 25% of concessions...

We are talking about astronomical profits.

I dedicated my life to
making the cinemas Kent...

The largest cinematic
chain in the country.

It can be said that my masterpiece
was to have managed to stand it.

The return of Hercules

I don't believe! And that tell me Kirk
Douglas in "The Prisoner of Alcatraz"?

- A brilliant example of American cinema...
- Burt Lancaster!

What?

It was Burt Lancaster and not Kirk
Douglas in "The Prisoner of Alcatraz".

It was just a zé-ninguém.

But where was I?

The "Kent-30". Result
of years of planning.

Chocolate machines.
Ticket dispensers.

The only employees
needed will be some tiders...

And a projection operator.

The unions will not
stop us this time.

We added the seats even
more to fit more people.

It will be a little tight but...

It is the " Show Biz ".

And if you can eliminate the public,
It will have the perfect movie complex.

Film Palace
The comforting cinema

Lease

Comforting enema

- Sir!
- McBain!

Is it a new strategy for summer?

It can be said that yes, sir.

I say goodbye!

Are you playing with me?

No Lord.

What do you mean by "I say goodbye"?
It is a precious element of the team.

I pay you well, I don't pay?

It's just that... I'm
not happy here, sir.

Isn't it happy?

Bullshit! We are all happy here.

Are you happy, isn't you Ravenport?

Does it work for the largest distribution
company in the country McBain, where could I go?

It's fantastic sir.

I will open my own cinema.

- What?
- I will reopen the old "palace of the movies".

Let's open a multiplex
right next to McBain!

- Yes, but...
- I don't like competition!

I will crush you.

You're going to fail, my son. But not
because you don't have what it takes...

You'll be, because I will make
sure you fail. And now it disappears!

I never liked you McBain, you

are a "stray horse", an idealist.

- And you're fired!
- But I resigned!

I am the biggest and the best
and I intend to continue to be.

- Can I count on a letter of recommendation?
- ROAD!

Sorry, do you know someone named Sprocket?

No, but I know a hose
and a kid named Sue.

I'm glad for him. It is high, wears

glasses and is a
bit temperamental.

You are not realizing me!

Forget.

Let's try once again.

Agree that Martin Scorsese
uses autobiographical elements...

In most of your movies?

Good.

- You are a classic sprocket!
- Brad McBain returned.

Two beers here.
How are you?

Nothing bad.

- Do you still distribute cinematic waste to the pasta?
- Yes...

Are you still a projectist of the Emporium
of Groans and the sweaty horseback riding?

If, with that, you want to say that I have shown
erotic content of good taste to clientele...

- Adult and select, so the answer is yes.
- The adult clientele and select?

They pay the tickets with chocolates.

There was nothing I could
do, And you know that very well.

Kent controls everything.

If you don't agree with him, you're over.

I asked the resignation this morning.

- Are you coming?
- No, I fired, I went.

And what are you going to do now?

The old "palace of the movies"?

It has been abandoned for years!

From now on, no! You are
looking at the new owner.

You?

You are unable to organize
a fart in a spicy food contest.

Thanks for the vote of confidence
my dear friend optimistic.

Imagine what this can
become after we get it.

I suppose this is how you try to convince
me to abandon my position of prestige...

- To come to work for you.
- Yes.

Good...

It will have to be a
profitable proposal.

I pay the minimum wage and
you can come to live in the movies.

Accepted. They were
harsh negotiations.

Ungrateful idiot.

- Say, yes sir!
- Yes sir.

- Listen to King, I want...
- Yes sir.

- Wait until I finish.
- Yes sir.

I want you to discover
everything I can do about McBain.

What movies will pass.

Talk to the distributors...

Or something.

Does he think he can compete with me?

Let's see.

- Now, sir?
- Yes, now.

- Yes sir.
- Go there, then.

Yes sir.

Mackenzie, I'm in a bad mood. Send
me someone who might say goodbye.

Yes sir.

I think everything is!

What do you think of your room?

Has no ventilation, It's
small and dark... I like it.

SPROCKET.

It is about your salary, the place is not
permanent, but when this begins to...

To make a profit and to be successful...

- "You'll continue to pay me a trifle."
- Since you insisted.

My faded hormones are
calmed down, what is that?

If it is not a fallen goddess of
heaven, must come by the job offer.

- It's an ember!
- It's an ember!

Sorry to bother you, but...

- Do we already know each other?
- I don't think so.

Shit.

- Sure I would remember these two...
- Take care...

My husband is coming.

Typical Parolo.

For a moment, I thought
I was going to punch him.

To a long and lasting relationship
in the "Palace of Movies".

Can I ask one thing?

Yes of course. "Are you sure
you know what you are doing?

"No.

But I will manage the old "palace of
the movies" as in the good old days.

The arrangers selling ice cream,
cartoons and even, maybe...

Put the old organ to function.

- It looks good.
- On the debut night.

Do you have any idea?

I was looking at the old
posters outside the cinema, why

not debut with the latest
movie projected in the cinema?

It is a good movie and will pass the message that
you want to keep the style of the good old days.

Good idea!
It's really a good idea.

What was the last movie?

It's fantastic. Congratulations.

Will we have enough champagne?

- Brad relaxes. It's all treated.
- Are you sure?

Good luck Brad.

Why everyone smiles at me?
Do I have something in my teeth?

I have a lot of fun.
It's your night.

Lady Farkouar. Greet
Lady Farkouar.

Brad, Brad!

Excuse me.

Brad. We have a problem.

Good luck.

- It's Italian.
- What?

The movie is in Italian.

ITALIAN?

We have to show them something.

We can't postpone, is it?

Look who came.

It cannot.

He is behind this, I'm sure.

Brad, what are we going to do?

- Let's bend it.
- What?

Let's make the voices.

To bend?

- I'm looking forward to this.
- Me too. I like movies with muscles.

Rays, should have verified the copy.

What lightning is this?

To the thunderstorm.

- How are we going to double this without the dialogues?
- Don't ask me.

Unfortunately, it must
have changed the copy.

- They are passing the credits.
- "Did you see if it really was Hercules?

"Come on, we have a movie to show.

Of course, yes.
I saw them myself.

- You make all the female voices.
- Perfect!

Unfortunate, must have...

Credits are finishing.

I take this
opportunity to thank...

Horse!

Zeus, Mother Mia!

Let's not do the Italian
version, are you remembered?

Let's repeat, but
in English, okay?

- Good aim!
- I was pointing to you.

And now Brad... I mean, Hercules.
I have an important mission for you.

- That requires that you do a long trip.
- I'm already on my way!

O powerful!

I haven't told you
what the destination yet.

- Parolo.
- Dad, I am not a mere mortal.

I do not go from the dust catot
between the fingers of your feet.

Will I be worthy to
fulfill your mission?

I still tried in Seneca but I
didn't realize anything they said.

It goes to the city of
CLAMIDIA to talk to its leader.

This trip will be an
opportunity to learn.

And to punch
muscle -filled types.

Valha me God! Don't tell me
that he was wrong on the way.

I met a type for days
in a bar, an art collector.

Do you know what he asked me?

If I wanted to go to his
house to see his "Warhol".

It was disappointing, when we arrived
there he only showed me a picture!

What the radius was she smoking?

I don't know me!

Did you see Labia?

Labia?

Hey! Did you see Labia?

There are you. Do you want to swim?

That was really a little!

Labia, you should practice for the
Tonight tonight t-shirt at the club.

It's cold!

We should practice them
all. Let's go girls. Wet T-Shirt!

Labia, you don't go so far.

This is a job for Hercules!

Don't worry, dear,
I'm on my way.

You're seeing, I told you that it came
...Don't mess with you to save you!

Look, we could do
synchronized swimming!

Black underwear.

Hercules got it once again!

Bravo Hercules, her mother
killed us if she drowning.

Yes, her mother owns
the club Pink pantheon.

The best chlamydia nights.

- Chlamydia?
- Yes. Clamid.

- It is north here.
- North...

Which side is the north?

Labia, your mother generates a
night club. Tell me, is it very ahead?

- No, it's already there.
- No, I mean, is the music good?

- It depends on your taste.
- Good music like Tony Orlando.

Tie a Yellow Ribbon
'Round the Old Oak Tree.

- We have to find a new attraction.
- How about that Crete singer?

- The Charlie Minogus.
- She is only known in Crete.

Honey, I will find someone.

Let me think. There must be
thousands of artists out there.

What do you tell me
of that exotic dancer?

- The one who does that with the vacuum cleaner.
- Don't "inspire" me.

Yes, the same! Murial, I promise I
will find someone to entertain the public.

Especially because the public,
nowadays, It's a little stupid.

No offense to the gifts, okay?

What is going on?

What does this man think he is
doing with his hands in my labia?

- Don't you love this song?
- I know you saved me life...

But you can stop feeling my
breast and landing me on the floor.

No need to thank. I spend
life to do these things.

- I'm always saving virgins.
- Virgin? Seriously?

I've seen more dicks
than you think. Anyway...

It is better to introduce you to my mother.

Honey, don't you tell me you've
been around the gym again?

Mother, don't you recognize
the stupid man in the world?

- Hercules, of course!
- Well, greet him, then.

Oh, Hercules.

- What brought you here?
- It was my horse.

It is an honor to meet you.

Don't fall, don't fall.

There is a particular
reason that brings me here.

It was Zeus who sent me.

Zeus sent me
here with a purpose.

- What is he talking about?
- I don't know.

- With a purpose, I said.
- Is it a little echo, isn't it?

Labia told me that she is
looking for a new attraction...

For your club.

Don't look anymore!

Tie a Yellow Ribbon
'Round the Old Oak Tree.

Very well Hercules,
But tell me...

I was thinking... if you
don't have plans for tonight.

Maybe you want to come
to my room for some fun.

I don't like to plan this kind of
things. I prefer it to be a surprise.

I can always appear
from behind, if you prefer.

We don't have time for it. Furthermore,
Who wants to be caught by an old woman?

Wearing the new
dress for Hercules?

No. I'm just putting myself in fashion.

Labia likes Hercules!
Labia likes Hercules!

Shut up.

You are really a little child.

I would like to know if all
your muscles are that big.

Do not be disgusting.

Get out. Go!

I don't want to talk about him anymore.

- Well, then!
- She wants to assemble him! She wants to assemble him!

You can leave.

And he had thought of ending
with a Donna Summer medley.

I can use anything
tight, So tight waist...

And sequins, or something.

We will need dancers. We
can call them Herculettes .

Hercules, are you sure that's
what Zeus sent you here?

I think I know why
Zeus sent you here.

I'm talking to you.
Your rude beast!

- What do you want to say with...
- Imagine the box office recipe...

If we announced that the great Hercules were
going to marry your daughter at the club?

We just have to convince him that
that's what Zeus sent him to come here.

Kiss well that you are full.

- Stretch! Warns if someone appears, okay?
- He is well.

Testicle! We need to talk.

Good thing you told me that you were
in love. But too, I would find out anyway.

You know, we the little ones we
like to stick our nose everywhere.

Does he really have to stay here?
Don't have a girlfriend or something?

No, I never had sex,
except obliged.

Don't worry about him. Also
because the bed is higher than him.

Have you spoken with
your father about us?

No. He is upset that your mother's
club is more successful than his brewery.

And what are we going to do then?

You still want to
marry me, don't you?

Unless you don't love me anymore.

Of course I still love you!

I'm still your unstoppable
sex machine, isn't I?

- I suppose yes.
- Sorry, I wasn't listening.

Let me tell you something,
you serve a fantastic pork meat.

It was some cutlery...

But beyond that, I have no
complaints. I tell you more, I have

eaten very much, I remember
having eaten once in a place...

Where was it?
It was by the sea.

- Oh yes... Tolmania.
- With your license.

Oh, don't worry, I'm
here talking alone.

What place was this where I
ate... I remember, Batselonia.

- Thank you my dear.
- Who said to Labia?

He says he prefers to
eat from his own vomiting!

She is always doing this! But
do you want to marry him or not?

She does what I send, Ted.

Hercules!

MURIAL! What is made of yourself?

Nothing else. Just
organizing your marriage.

Hold on the horses!
Who am I going to marry?

I forgot to tell you. It is
tradition on these sides.

If you save someone from
drowning, You have to marry her.

It must be horrible to
be lifeguard on this earth.

But you don't need to worry.

Labia said she would
never marry an idiot like you.

Did she call me idiot?

Yes. He also said he
loves all these muscles.

It's a shame, she says, the
biggest being among the ears.

This is unfair. I have
nothing between the ears.

She will see, that goat, PARTY IT ALL...

No, no, calm you Hercules, calm you down.

Maybe Zeus really sent me
here to marry his daughter.

But it is best to talk
to him first. He is well?

Yes yes. He is well.

O powerful Zeus, talk to
me, your humble servant.

It is better to get up.
He likes formalities.

O powerful Zeus makes
your will come to me.

Then?

Zeus, go there!

Go there, there are people here to see.

Zeus. It's me, the Hercules.

Then? The idea was
yours to send me here.

But what a donkey I am.

It's Tuesday night! The theaters are
with 50% discount. I can't talk to him.

Well, if it's all
explained, isn't it?

If you can't talk to Zeus, how are we
going to know it's the true Hercules?

- It can be an impostor.
- You can.

Look! It may be another
song for my performance!

The Great Pretender
. I can start like this...

oh yes, I'm the
Great Pretender ...

Let it be Hercules, let it be.

I perceived. Why don't
you prove that Hercules is?

A small test...
So to speak.

A test! Yes, a test.

- What kind of test?
- Let's put it in Rio.

- In Rio.
- Oh, this is good.

They say the river is so polluted...

That only the Hercules would be
able to swim through all that shit.

Yes.

Very well, Hercules, this is
the dirtiest part of the river.

- Even at the foot of the sewage exits.
- Seeing if I remember not opening my mouth.

- Tie this rope to the waist.
- Why?

In case of drowning. To
distinguish it from the rest of the shit.

He is well!

But what a man!

Incredible.

Dive, and then?

I think you should
marry Hercules.

There is a stupendous physique!

Mother, with so many muscles,
looks like a condom full of nuts.

Do not think that houses with the
testicular. You will marry Hercules.

Sincerely mother. I won't marry
someone with bigger breasts than mine.

Balls!

Can we dispatch this, guys? I can't
shrink the stomach for much longer.

It was the stupid thing I
ever saw someone to do.

- Thanks.
- Especially with so much shark!

Sharks? No one told me
that there were sharks.

Yes, the hundreds. "But
don't be afraid of anyone.

"Okay, it proved to be Hercules
and wants to marry Labia.

But how do we convince
Labia to marry him?

We should have it clean this more
often. Look at the crap they have inside.

Leave you bullshit, clown.
What are we going to do now?

I was thinking of
asking Fanny for help.

To Fanny? But she
is just the club cook.

I have a plan and
include using Fanny...

The Queen of Crepes.

The seafood of table
eight is ready to serve.

Do not contest with me Murial.
You'll have to get another one.

We just want to
pretend to be psychic.

Let us say that Zeus speaks through you, - and
to say that Hercules and Labia have to marry.

I realized the first,
But I won't do it.

I'm saying I'm not going
to get in with Hercules.

It would be the only one with
whom you would not have moved.

It is your last opportunity before
we bring the "heavy artillery".

- Forget it.
- I didn't want to touch the subject...

But do you remember the problem
you had with the narcotics brigade?

Well, they are all in the audience.

All? Here?

And if you are not careful, let's tell everyone
that they put themselves in the direction.

And tell them what
you like to do with

hamsters, a bath and a
bathtub full of Custard.

Okay, count on me.

Fanny is in tune with the
world of spirits. I recommend it.

It can be said that
it is a top psychic.

I hope you can talk to Zeus.

If anyone can, it's her. It is known
by the spirits that float around them.

Perfect! A psychic
with bladder problems.

Zeus join us.

Does anyone want a
crepe while we wait?

Crepes!

UPA!
Take the lamp!

Zeus, this beans are toast!

She only makes crepes.
Here they have Zeus.

Hercules! Hercules!

It's me, Zeus, your father.

I have something
important to tell you.

O, powerful...

I am your servant and
wait for your orders.

Seriously?
It's good to know that...

Hercules. I sent you to this city...

Not to act in the Pink pantheon.

Not even, as some
made you believe...

To marry the labia.

The true reason why
I called you here...

It was to reveal to the world
your homosexual tendencies.

Homosexuals? What?

Are you saying that what I really
like is to play in the sequin team?

Do not get me.

Hercules. I found the
ideal partner for you.

It's called Samson.

Samson?

- Is this seriously?
- I don't know!

Do you care?
I haven't ended it yet.

As a trial, you will have
to fight the Samson.

If you win, you can
marry you with Labia,

but if you get lost, Homes are with Samson.

Thank you for nothing, Zeus!

I never heard more
ridiculously in my life.

And soon me. What if
he's right? No, of course not!

Look.

Stupid cow.

What did I do?

I wanted him to declare his love,
not that he would leave the closet.

I? But I did nothing!

In a minute I was
behind the statue...

In the other was floating.

My God must have
been the true Zeus.

The real Zeus?

I warned you, didn't I?

I told you not to
get into these shit.

As Shakespeare said, "Protect

balls that the cock is hard."

Christ! What the hell are we
going to do now with Samson?

I suppose we will have to
send Charlie looking for him.

Charlie, are we going to a
Copito? The last to sit pay!

- So what about Samson?
- It may be inside!

But they told us to run like
the wind to find Samson.

But what does this mean?

Then! Run like the wind.

It is running very fast.
I show you.

Wait, wait.

Road! Get out of here.

You too!

And you too.

And one more!

It's over?

Come on, there has to be someone else!

I love types that come
back for another round.

Take there!

O man, these guys are a branch.

Look at you,
You have the dirty chin.

Don't mess with you
that I help clean up.

You still have a bit.

Still have.

Don't you want to leave, right?

Where are you, woman?

There are you!

I just wanted to know if
everything is to your liking.

One more drink, maybe?

I'm fine, thanks.

I know this is not the
most opportune moment...

But it's about the account.

The account?

But what radius is this?

Do you mean I
have to pay for it?

No. It is better not. Forget.

And I think you did this
because you liked me.

- Samson?
- Perhaps.

Let's go dad.

I will ask those.
Sorry...

That type there, is Samson?

No, it is the bastard of Ursus.

It always starts
everything on Fridays.

- So it's not Samson?
- "No, I told you, it's Ursus.

"Beyond stupid is also deaf?

You could help us.

Go there, you have to help us...

He always leaves
the Pantanas Tasca.

Why don't you get a
security guard, old man.

Come on guys, let's go.

He is the security guard!

Careful!

It's just that it didn't even help.

Go seek your brother machismo.
And take the opportunity to cut this hair.

I have never seen such
a hairstyle! Come on, go.

The door!

What do you want?

Mrs. Samson, I assume?

It's a girl Delilah.

My, My, My Delilah - You
don't even dare to continue.

Why, Why, Why Delilah? .

- I warned him.
- I apologize.

We need to talk to Samson.

We brought a gift, Is it seeing?

We brought a gift, Is it seeing?

We brought a gift!

- Is it a gift?
- It's lady.

Very well then.

Let's go!

Creed! But what a pig.

Wait here.

- Look at me to that ass!
- You can believe it.

Samson! Samson!

I'm going!

Genuine plastic.

And see this!
The curtains my room.

Just for you.

If you agree to come
with us chlamydia...

And fight with Hercules
in the pink pantheon.

- What do you think, honey?
- It's the stupid idea I've ever heard.

I think she didn't like
the idea very much.

Don't worry about her.

I know how to soften it.

Can I see?

Delilah!

I don't know why
you're so worried...

These gentlemen just
want you to go with them to

chlamydia for a professional
fight against Hercules.

You know I can beat you!
And I won't hurt myself...

What is the problem, then?

Save me Samson. You
promised you will not fight again...

After that man died.

Strange talk about it... It
was you who stabbed him.

Do not have the subject.

He is well.
If it has to be, go.

Thank you my dear.

Very well guys, you can spend
tomorrow morning to catch me.

I will fight with Hercules!
I will fight with Hercules!

Samson, a recommendation.
Don't cut this hair, okay?

Don't tell me you believe in this story
of losing my strength if you cut my hair?

No no. I love these locks!

And do not hit
the shit of the door.

Sorry.

It's just for this here.

And "Don't hit the shit
of the" Samson door.

Love, you will not
regret your decision.

Believe when I say that we
can make the big one with this.

What you want to say is that you
can go to town to send some breaks...

In a new and boazona putephia.

What do I want a new and
boazona putephia if I have you?

Lambe-Botas!

You know Delilah, it will be
good to go back to chlamydia.

I haven't been
there since my teens.

The drunkenness in the
square on Saturday night.

Engage girls on my bexes.

Delilah, sometimes I
am amazed at myself.

So boring that I am, really.

I even bother myself
so boring that I am.

Now I can say that I have
attached you to the snails.

Copó Cócó

Cócó Cócó

Cócó Cócó

fucks so much cocó!

Cócó Cócó.
Hey guys, wait!

Balls. I forgot the letter.

Disguise, improvise.
Yééé... yéé...

Don't you like it?

I'm going to the city!

Because I have a
fight with Hercules!

Damn!

But what a radius!

Wait there.

My hair is shorter!

Delilah?

Delilah?

Are you hidden here? Are
you under these pillows?

No!

Under the sheets?
No!

You're hidden again inside
this little box, aren't you?

Treasurers?

What is this?

Why did you cut my hair?

So that you did not go to the city.

Now you'll be here with
me and you'll say you like it.

So, silent beak!

Let's get physical, Physical I
Want to Get Physical, Physical.

- Here is your dinner.
- Good! Thanks.

Chickpea?
For the trash!

But that's all we have. You
have eaten everything else.

Did I say you
could stop singing?

No, sorry.
Physical, Physical ...

I Want to Get Physical, Physical.

I'm thirsty!!!

Here you have, sir.

Have you pissed her inside?

You there. You're doing well.
Very well.

But you, you are doing the melody!
You should be doing harmony.

A thousand excuses.

For Christ, do so well done!

Walk here.

He is Getting Physical, Physical

disappears from here, clown!

Do you think he is still inside?

It is a possibility.

It is able to be.

I knew that goat was
going to cut Samson's hair.

I just hope this scottish
of a radius can help us.

Don't you think it's a little
old to "play in the straw"?

Come here my diabrete.

Look I vomit.

Porreiro. Also like slopes!

Go there cuddly. I promise
you won't feel anything.

At least that's what my ex says.

No no...

Sorry sir, can you help me?

This man is a pervert.

Disappears shovel, I saw her first.

I knew this would make him stop.

AND...

Money!

And it's all yours.

Who I have to hit!

For this money even me beat me.

I want a man.

Ah, the finium is
Larilas, I'm seeing!

I want you to get me up.
The cuddly of Samson.

- Are you able to get out of the back?
- He is well.

- I think it was you...
- Damn!

And I don't want
Magoe, can it be?

- Don't worry.
- Samson has no strength...

But beware of the woman.

She is not a spinning.

Don't worry.

I love your wads.

Are you over time
stuck in Mount da Palha?

Let's go.

A puppy and...

One two three...

Very well, where are you?
Get out of mariiquinhas...

No longer needed, son, He left.

Although?

Thanks to these
gentle gentlemen...

Finally got Deliver me
from the damn Ursus.

- Ah, so I can leave.
- No, no, no.

- Enter, that your mother did Fettuccine .
- With that wonderful sauce?

Yes, son!

Charlie, tell me something,
Can we trust this Ursus?

Can we trust this Ursus?

Yes yes. He promised
to be discreet.

What do you want?

Get out the front.

You there in a funny hat.

- Are you the Samson?
- I am!

You should have said no!

Let's go to our love, dear.

No! Samson!

No! It can not take.

Please.
Bring it back.

- Thank you darling.
- Nothing mom.

You're worse from dandruff, aren't you?

- Disappears!
- It's for now.

Your child is very helpful.

It is a shame.

From a young age that what he likes is to shake the
tail in the air in front of everything and everyone.

- Are you noticeing?
- Of course!

It's already mom. I finished.

I really have to leave, okay?

- It's very dear.
- Goodbye.

- And don't talk to strangers.
- No, just sleep!

Mom, don't forget the
interior decorators' ball.

- But I don't know how to dance.
- It's not to dance, Mom. It is to abnote.

- Be careful on the road.
- Always.

I love this song.

Let's Darryl.

I know what boys like,
I know what guys want

- It hurts my head.
- This is over.

I didn't say?

This is new, load with an
unconscious guy into a bar.

- Son! Son!
- What didn't I do?

Nothing. Will call
your brother again.

Be careful boy! Hold on.

It's so dumb that you didn't even give her
if anyone turned him over with a beating.

No, no, no! It is impossible.
We cannot addict the game.

And my strongest man
reputation in the world?

You can well live with it.

But if I lose the fight.

Everyone will laugh at me.

What if I fight with any other?

And if it is with those two old
people there, I bet I can beat them.

If you lose this fight
my reputation falls apart.

And if you win, I have
to marry Hercules.

That is even worse!

- I think he's pretending.
- And really bad, really.

Do you think he's just pretending
to be a weakens whimper?

Perhaps yes.

Wait here. I will
already clarify this.

I need to talk to you but I don't want
Samson to know what we're talking about.

Okay, you feel here and pretend
that you are awarding me again.

It has a way!

And then...

What do you think?

Very good. I loved.

Hey! You!

Is your mother washer?

Do you ask you to rub this?

There is a strange way
to greet people, you know?

I see if you challenge
you for the fucking shovel!

I don't want to offend you.

Now I'm really angry!

Do you know what it
is? It is a big coconut.

A big coconut!

You insulted that fear, shovel!

I will break the teeth and
get them throat below...

That even bite the ass
when you leave. Let's go.

Look at this.

You have dirt on the cheek.

Let me clean.

Samson!

Escapes Samson.

Come on Samson, runs away.

Let me help you shovel.

The door is there.

It is not every day that they
send each other over me.

It is better to stay
with him, For yes, no.

If this way is not from any
of you, can I stay with him?

Son, is the bastard
of Ursus, is back.

Did you hit him?

- What if it was?
- Why did you hit you?

Your Malvadão.

Do you want to exchange with him?

I fight with you
with a condition.

To download the nipples.

Thank you very much.

Let's watch this outside.

Strength.

Goat!

Let's ruin this a little more.

Forward and...

Pancake head!

Again...

And one more...

Wait a minute.

I'm all exuded, you know?

- It's better. Let's go!
- He is well!

Take there, shovel!

Now I'll be bad.

This is now going to hurt.
Here it goes!

The curtains not!
Even now I changed them.

I like your aftershave
. What a mark...

Jerónimo!!!

You have half an hour to stop.

No, no, no, no!

It's my mother's
pillar of pillet!

Very good.
The discussion is over.

Escapes, I have a bank!

And when you are over, I
want this wall in a treat, okay?

Yes dear.

Dear...

- Male chauvinism?
- It was the name Mom gave me.

Sit here.

Grateful.

Here the Samson...

Samson has an important
question to ask you.

Yes, do you know how to
get wine stains out of clothing?

Then deal with that.

But what are you
doing here after all?

They want me to fight with
Hercules, but I won't do it.

You will be sir. And there
is no talk about it anymore.

It was Zeus who sent
it, So it really has to be.

When your God tells you to take a
push of punching someone, you give.

This is religion.

- But I'm an atheist.
- It doesn't matter, you're going to do it.

Guys, I don't want to interrupt...

But I heard you talk about
beating and wanted to know...

- Can I go too?
- With us?

Why not! The more
muscles the better, right?

Another thing. Is this
movie Italian, correct?

And what my
character will say now...

It has no literal
translation for English.

So what I wanted to
know is if they don't care...

To move to the scene where
we go to horse to the city?

Thank you very much.

But are you able
to stop this shit?

Hercules!

- We brought the Samson.
- The Samson. Already?

He cannot see me like this, let
me pass baby oil in the muscles.

It's really stupid.

Shit.

Do you know the testiculae?

Went to talk to the father.

Look! I can see for
your nose up there!

Look who he is.

Testicle, my son.

Come a hug to your old father.

Come here my son, Come here my son,

here comes he... Opening your arms...

With open arms
ready for a big hug...

- Dad, I need to talk to you.
- Shut up...

I want to introduce you to someone.

Are you seeing that there
on the porch? Isn't it a beauty?

- Dad, it's really important...
- Shut up, I said.

Listen, my son.

It's time to talk about what radius
are you going to make your life, okay?

Almost gets out, he heard?

Sorry son, but I ate
some prawns for lunch.

They should really be damaged!

- Father!
- Already sent you silent!

Tail shit!

Look at her, son.
It's smart...

It is beautiful, there is a joke.

And all men drool over her.

It is all that a man
seeks in a woman.

Are you realizing it, son?

Of course, dad. And I hope
they are very happy both.

What, but...

Cameroon crap!

Father!

Listen, my son.

It is not me who will marry her.

You are going to marry her!

So that's it!

That's my genius. You
are going to marry her.

You'll need it when you take
over your old father's business.

And you don't even dream come
close to the pink pantheon fines.

Are you noticeing?

Where are you going?

To a party.

- Can I go too?
- Wake up dad. You embarrass anyone.

But what a turnaround!

If Hercules wins, imagine how
many will come to marriage.

And if he finds out that you deceive him,
Do you think you also come to your funeral?

It's funny, isn't it?

Ted?

Do you have anything to tell me?

About Fanny?
No, nothing.

We are just good friends.

But she's using your underpants!

Well... obviously...

Eh there... I struggled with
her as much as I wanted.

- You are really pig.
- Get out of here, Larilas.

Can I sit down, girls?

Look at me!

But look at me!

Do you know what was right in it?

I.

I love these piropos, don't you?

- Who, she?
- Yes, it's good.

But not as good as my Labia.

By the way, Where is she?

The combat is about to start.

Grateful.

Samson.

- What do you think are his hypotheses?
- "I think it's going to be a fucking carbon.

- "- Ah, ready!
- I think I'll vomit.

MURIAL, MURIAL...

Isn't it time to
start with this?

I think you drink that you arrive.
One more and start licking the floor.

ATTENTION... ATTENTION!

That start the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Welcome to the pink pantheon.

Tonight's combat is between...

Hercules...

And Samson!

Give them welcome
to this arena...

First we have Samson.

A man of dubious intelligence.

Then we have Hercules,
a man of dubious sexuality.

That starts the fight!

Very good.

I picked up.

I want to see you get out of here now!

This is a shame! Whenever
he sends me to the floor...

The public goes crazy.

Be sweet.

- No!
- Yes!

That miserable, ungrateful,
Cheat, disgusting,

disrespectful and
disobedient manure poia.

What is going on?

- Something important?
- It was my daughter, fled with...

Taberneiro of the "Garden of Beer".

Perfect. That's really
what we needed now!

I can send my men behind her and
maybe convince Hercules to go too!

Do you realize what I mean? Do you
realize? Do you realize? Do you realize?

Do you realize?

No.

I already know. We can
send Hercules behind her.

I'm sure we can convince him.

You are not as
stupid as Murial say.

- Seriously?
- No.

Thank you, Ted!

You won't want me to go
through this humiliation...

Yeah?

Hercules, I fear we will have to
cancel your performance tonight.

What? No music?

What is the problem?

It was Labia.

It was kidnapped!

I have to go after her!

This is how to talk!
I will organize a group...

From my best men to help save
the beautiful labia from the claws of...

He arrives! I don't need your help.

I work alone.

Because me:

I TRAVELLED EACH AND EVERYWAY

And more, much more than this

I did it my way

Testicle!

Was it good for you?

Yes.

In truth?

Well... I didn't expect
the earth to move...

But I expected at least
May you do so.

Oh, testi...

You are so romantic.

I can't wait.

You know...

Christ! It will be all so
good when we get married.

I never fell in love with it before.

Love...

That we have for each other.

It's really special.

Yes, but... can I
stay over next time?

I warned you that I didn't
want you with this goat, didn't I?

Give me this piss
goat jar for me to drink.

And you, dear, do you
have to say in your defense?

I don't realize why.

What do you have against me?

What do I have against her?

I tell you my son.

I tell you what I
have against her.

It's a damn yupie , This
is what I have against her.

You have is jealous that her mother's club
is more successful than the garden of beer.

It's nothing.
It is the way it acts.

We may not have spa or sauna but,
At least, the clientele is not arrogant.

And, yes, we have some
cockroaches to walk the tables...

But this gives the house
character, you realize?

Here's one more!

And I'm proud of it!

Are you always so provocative?

Always.

It is paranoid.

He thinks everyone
wants to go over.

Provocative? Do you
think I'm provocative?

Let me tell you something, honey.
I'm only so provocative because...

I worry about my only son.

Walk bastard,
I want to talk to you.

I said it comes here.

I never told you this but
I think it's time to do it...

I've been with
Labia's mother once...

No, it was two. And a bottle of wine on
the back of the wagon, are you seeing?

Do you want to say it
can be Labia's father?

No, I'm just bragging.

But what I am saying
is that, by no means...

You will marry her.

Now, grab this chorizo!

It takes it and applies to the
torture of the garden of beer.

5 buckets of alcohol without beer.

Dad, nothing you can do will stop
me from marrying the woman I love.

Very good. Ten buckets.

I almost passed me over.

Ten green bottles,
On top of the wall...

Six green bottles,
On top of the wall...

Five green bottles...

Beautiful shit!

Someone cut the tip of my boots.

We are sanded!

Such a mother, such a
daughter, don't you think?

Let's continue with
the barbecue. Light it!

Since you are on the bucket...

You don't care about
lending me... this.

But what lightning is it
going on with you, shovel?

He said it was a night
of porn and shrimp.

Not a barbecue crap.

Grab this chorizo!

It's not this chorizo.

You have already seen my
Labia boots, They were funny!

I am here!

Fire, fire!

They will need more than two.

O shit!

I was seeing you fall and lost
the balance. Are you again?

I have to get a new mood.
This is a shit.

Cameroon crap.

Labia! I came to save
you. Let's go to the wedding.

I won the Samson!

No, testulate, he kills you!

It's Hercules.

I can beat you with a
leg behind your hands.

But that...

I didn't perceive!

No, testulate, please.

Take off!

HAVER HERE TO CUT THE
PASTERS OF YOUR BOOTS.

Testi, Testi, Testi, Testi.

Hercules, this
is the man I love.

It's really five stars. I
would do everything for him.

Even died for him.

Twice if necessary.

I think I realized... Someone
cut her toe in the boots.

It was, wasn't it?

It's nothing personal Hercules.

It is not for beings an idiot.

Is that...

I love him... and...

I will have a son of his.

Hello Hercules, I...

Someone has been lying me.

Lie?

It wasn't me.

Ted, have you been
saying lies again?

No no. No more than the custom.

No? So why no one told me
that Labia is in love with another?

I made a parvo figure to
get shot in the garden of beer.

But someone had to save it!

Look at the meal, they were
going to do horrible things if you...

They made me make a parvo figure!

Do you know the hard to be a culturalist
with all the jokes they make about us?

I heard rumors about
your tiny pilinha...

Yes yes! This is
the worst of all!

It is not true that all culturalists
have the small pillet, okay?

So, end point!
The wedding is canceled.

And Zeus?

Holy.

No, Zeus,
Your old man, remember you?

After all, he was the one who
sent you to marry Labia, wasn't it?

It was. And we
cannot betray our God.

You must be remembered from
the last one who betrayed Zeus.

Made him an accountant.

My God, I forgot Zeus.

I think I'll really
have to marry her.

Balls!

But, you know...

I don't feel desired.

She doesn't love me,
but I can get there,

because: i do not have plans and schemes.

I do not have plans and schemes.

I do not have hopes and dreams.

I do not have anything Hercules.

Do you like what I did to the room?

What? Oh yes. I adore.

Look, we still have to get married. It
was Zeus who sent it, remember you?

What is the joke?

Good. She has spasms.

It was not Zeus
inside that statue.

It was the Stretch.

The Stretch?

Don't go down.
It is just a bass.

It didn't hurt, just a
little crippled him, then.

You're seeing Hercules you
don't need to marry me, after all.

Yes, but it does not solve the problem
of how to convince your mother...

Letting you marry the
testiculae, Yeah? No!

Well, if you don't care,
I have a small plan.

What?

Listen to what I say!

I apologize, I was here
thinking about my buttons.

Let it pass.

Sit down!

But, sir, it will lose
the rest of the movie.

Shut up.

Stir this ass your old housing.

Wait for a little labia.

You there! Parolo.

Feel so that I can
end the movie.

Labia, look at the
type of front line.

Isn't it beautiful?

It is a moment of great emotion
when a mother loses her daughter.

You are not losing a daughter.
You are winning... an idiot.

- It goes very beautiful.
- An angel in white!

From what I heard, there is
a shameless to go in white.

Seriously? Account!

Shut up!

Testicle!

Take this one!

And you too!

It's way!
I ate him all!

I don't know. It seems a little stiff.

- Calm down.
- You won't marry the labia.

You are going!

And you will also be the only
man to be able to defeat Hercules.

What?

And truth.
He will help us.

If you get you, Mom will
have to let us get married.

I could win him in a fair fight.

If only my hair was longer.

My hair!

GROWED RETURN!

Can I talk to you, shovel?

And in three days only?

Removal!

But does this type want
to be fucking again?

You'll have your fight, but first
let me get rid of this card t-shirt.

Let's go!

All in the ring
for the final fight.

But you come back to the pool!

Party in the pool!

But who is fighting against
whom? Let's organize this...

It takes a right hook.
And take it again...

Now strange it!

He hits me again.
I get up quickly!

And give it again.

Have already seen that
some of the water is brown...

And the other very blue,
like in a pool?

Ah, look what a troupe!

Did you think
they could fool me?

You won't get
away with it McBain.

Cale Kent.
We are busy.

I came too late to make a dwarf.

I will end this
once and for all.

Who would say, after what you
did, Ias will do something more!

Make it silence,
It's spoiling everything!

See how!

Hands in the air! Hands
in the air or give you a slap!

How many? And now you are
making a hide of this cinema...

Who wants us to stop us
from finishing this movie...

It will be fucking! Understood?

You can't threaten me.

I just did it.

Just because you are imitating a
mythical hero doesn't mean that you are.

Do you know what I'm going to do with you?

I'll eat you and then spit up...

Your dug poia.

If this is an indicator
of your eating habits...

So the bad breath is explained!

I will do you in puree.

Not even your teeth is
able to wash, old cachet.

Don't you realize? It is
no longer able to scare me.

I am no longer your slave.

Like that assistant of yours.

It has a nose so full of shit that
instead of scarves wears toilet paper.

Careful!

McBain, I will make you.

Strength!

And now?

We went to the end of the
movie. I want to see the fight!

The least we can do is to
give them a happy ending.

Let's see... very well.

Labia and Testulae, the couple who, by
the names were destined to end together.

They got married! And guess
...They adopted the little Stretch!

But what was done from
our four superheroes?

What has been done with them?

Samson returned
home to marry Dalila...

And became hosts of the famous
talk show "Good morning Athens".

Machismo graduated and is,
Now, professional hairdresser.

Ursus, continued, continued and continued,
Just because no one can shut him up.

And Hercules is a famous bars singer who
doesn't remember the lyrics of the songs...

But it still can make a
million dollars a night.

And for them, life was fixed!

Fix? Isn't that a little pyrose?

Yes, you're right...

Life was...

It didn't go that bad
that badly, did you?

Amazing how an old movie
has such current references.

I loved it, I give you a five.

En Garde mcbain.

Brad! Brad!

Brad! It's not worth
it. It's just a movie.

I don't fight for the movie.

I fight so we can show
the movie to the world.

Fights but it is
for your life, kid!

I picked up, kid!

Do not deceive you McBain, you
won't make it. I will destroy you.

Brad, do you remember Clark Gable?

In "The Great Motim"?

The 1935 version.

EN GARDE!

For the love of God Brad. It
ends with him that I need a drink.

Do not give you this, girl.
These are men's things.

You shouldn't have said that.

Well, it seems that we have
a success between hands.

Let's celebrate!

My name is Hercules,

I am the son of a

dumb god like a door

but with a phenomenal body.

I'm hard I'm

strong and I

really like singing!

Didn't you know that
the "Herc" was a singer?

Did you not know that
"Herc" know how to dance?

This is my voice, don't be a meal!

Who thinks I am, Milli Vanilli?

I'm a legend, I'm the original!

Son of a God,
but with sex appeal.

Question to any Garina,
What do you think of "HERC"...

They like to wake up with the Parolo!

This story begins with my father

Zeus a nor type
but thinks I am a

Tanso sent me on a mission and

when I got there I told me the

rest if I wanted to know, I had

to ask would I be able to do such a task?

You didn't find anyone better!