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Back in the '80s, TV gave us
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some of the most
iconic friendships ever.
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Ricky had Alfonso. Natalie had Blair.
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Tattoo had Ricardo montalban.
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But the greatest friendships of
the decade came from my family.
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Barry had his trusted jenkintown posse.
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I ran with the badass theater geeks.
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And we were kings of the school, kinda.
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My dad's crew was our dog,
lucky, and his ratty old chair.
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Even my mom found a group of friends.
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They were a gang
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of busybody yentas
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who proudly called
themselves the "frentas."
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They were known for
their power-walking,
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gossiping, and matchmaking.
[Whistle blows]
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[Chuckles] You are an expert.
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Beverly, this match is inspired.
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I know.
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I dug down deep and pictured myself
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being thanked at their wedding.
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Hey! We're sharing a private,
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supercharged, erotic moment over here!
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We've been spotted! Run! Run!
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And the height of their frentaship
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was their weekly brunches.
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Guess who brought fresh-cut flowers.
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And guess who brought
bagels n' schmears.
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And guess who brought mimosas.
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Come on in! Sunday's funday!
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[All cheering]
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[All grunting, groaning]
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I just punished my insides.
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- I got to unbutton.
- Tummy so full.
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I'm a ticking time bomb.
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What happened to my eggs florentine,
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crusty sausage puffs,
and fluffy bevcakes?
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Oh, that was for you guys?
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Yes. Who else would it be for?
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We just thought someone
abandoned a four-person brunch,
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so we were like, "let's go to town."
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It's fine. We can just have the bagels.
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- Linda, look out!
- [Gasps] They're back!
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I don't even know how they got here!
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They're like raccoons!
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Get! Get! Get!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ but nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ but the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was march 28, 1980-something,
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and me and the theater geeks
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were about to have our worlds rocked.
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[Clatter] [Group singing scales]
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut your tiny mouths!
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Not to be dramatic, but
I have mind-melting news
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that will change your lives forever!
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I am talking about
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"Joseph and the amazing
technicolor dreamcoat."
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The national tour starring
triple threat David Cassidy
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is coming to Philly.
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- Did you get us tickets?
- Better.
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In each city, they hire local
kids to be the children's choir
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that sings live onstage.
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And guess who sent them a
tape of last year's winter jam
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and harassed them until they said yes.
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- You?
- Me!
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[All cheering]
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Holy balls!
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We're gonna tread the boards
of the walnut street theatre!
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I heard the kids in Pittsburgh
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got to have BIOS in the "playbill"!
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We should dine at
restaurants while we can,
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'cause soon, we're gonna
be mobbed by adoring fans.
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All of your expectations
are completely reasonable.
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Next stop, Broadway!
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[All cheering]
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Dad, I have amazing news!
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All I need is for you to
drive me to play rehearsal
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in downtown Philly during
the height of rush hour
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for the next three months.
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Oh, that was the first
time I said that out loud.
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- Can I go back?
- Wait a minute.
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This is every day? What about homework?
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Homework is for people
who can't do this.
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Stop. I'm not gonna have you flunk out
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'cause of some goofy play.
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Goofy? Okay, let me put this
in terms you'll understand.
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This would be like if I was asked
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to do a hockey thing for, like...
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What's the Broadway of hockey?
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There's clearly no answer
that's gonna work for both of us.
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Dad, it's totally unfair if you say no.
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I mean, you drive Barry
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to his wrestling
matches and hockey games.
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Well, that's completely different.
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- How?
- I like those things.
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You see the distinction?
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While my theater future looked bleak,
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Barry and his boys were watching
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their favorite movie, "colors,"
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the story of gang life and
the friendships that survive.
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Man, I always thought "red dawn"
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was the most awesome movie about colors,
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but it's "colors."
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They're a fiercely
loyal group or friends.
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They're just like us, ya know?
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I love you, jtp.
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All: Jtp.
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Oh, man, I feel like
I want to hug you guys.
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But let's play football instead.
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[Giggles] Frentas al fresco.
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Does it get any better than this, girls?
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[Laughs]
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[All scream]
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That's pass interference!
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Essie karp's big dumb
head got in the way!
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Sweet! Various cheeses.
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Oh, yeah. [All munching]
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Barry! We're having Sunday
funday in the backyard,
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so you kids go play in the front yard.
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Fine. We'll just play at Andy's house.
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His awesome mom is always so welcoming
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and makes the best snacks.
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[Whispering] It's Barry's new
tactic to bend bev to his will.
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Please! I make mine with
love and lots of mayonnaise.
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[Whispering] She literally
can't stand the idea
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of being replaced by another mom.
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Yeah, but she always makes
you feel at home, you know?
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My body was your home for nine months.
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Yeah, so you claim.
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Watch the master at work.
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Have fun with your
pals... Mrs. Goldberg.
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[Music played]
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Barry, wait.
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Take the backyard. [Gasps]
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My real mom's love has brought me back!
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Oh!
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Ladies, always a pleasure.
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[Sniffs]
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- Jtp!
- Jtp!
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[Door closes] Close call.
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They almost went to
another yard for football.
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Bev, we're your best friends.
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We help each other out
through thick and thin, right?
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- Of course.
- Then it's our job to tell you
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that boy manipulates
the hell out of you!
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- Played you like a fiddle.
- Please.
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I invented emotional
blackmail and guilt.
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That's my jam.
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Well, then he learned from the best.
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Thanks to her friends, my mom
realized she was being played.
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Meanwhile, a play about Joseph
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made my friends divas
and me the odd man out.
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Last night's rehearsal was amazing.
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I love how loose we all
get as the night wears on.
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Yeah, that's when David
Cassidy says the magic happens.
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Okay, stop the madness!
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None of you actually know David Cassidy.
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Adam! David is a colleague.
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I can't have this negativity.
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I have to perform tonight,
and if I'm not 100%,
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that's just not fair to the audience.
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I'm gonna say something
controversial, Adam.
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I think you're acting
petty 'cause you're jealous.
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Of course I am! You're rubbing elbows
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with the hottest stars
of regional theater
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and getting special treatment at school.
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Hey, when we're here,
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we're just regular
students, like everyone else.
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Okay! Time for some vocal warm-ups!
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Of course, those of
you who are in "Joseph"
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can come with me for some hot cocoa
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in the teachers lounge.
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I can't have my stars
straining their voices.
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Um, what about the rest of us?
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Oh. Uh, you have a sub this period.
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All right, you musical scrubs!
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It's my understanding that you guys are
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the theatrical equivalent
of bench riders.
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So, I'm gonna whip you into
shape with some suicide scales
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and some voice sprints.
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Those aren't real things, coach.
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Also, I should be with the talent,
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not stuck here with these dirtbags
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who take choir for an easy "a."
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Why are you never this
fired up in gym class?
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'Cause I'm a theater geek, coach,
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not that you'd ever understand.
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[Blows whistle] That's
a flag on the assumption!
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Really? You like musicals?
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[Stirring music plays] Last month,
my lady love, Ms. Cinoman, dragged me
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to a community college
for an evening of theater.
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I had prepared myself
for a night of misery,
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when out of nowhere,
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this troupe of cats came
crawling down the aisle.
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They were singing, dancing,
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with their athletic thighs
and their gymnastic voices.
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I wish I could remember
what that show was called.
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[Music stops] "Cats."
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No. That's not it.
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It'll come to me.
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The point is, that was the night
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my love for musical theater was born.
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That's it! If I can get
my dad to see "Joseph,"
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then he'll turn into a theater
geek and finally get me!
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All it took for me was
seeing one dancing cat show.
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I think it was called "pets."
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"Cats"! It's called "cats"!
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All right, smarty pants!
Drop and give me 20!
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20 what?
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Monologues. Stage laps.
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No, wait! Vocal tongue
twisters! Move it!
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Mommy made me mash my m&ms.
Mommy made me mash my m&ms.
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Mommy made me mash my m&ms.
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As my theater dreams crumbled,
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my mom and the frentas were
standing strong against Barry.
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Aw, bar?
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The moms are back, and this time
they have donkey Kong hammers.
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Mom, today's the jtp bowl!
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Go play your lady golf somewhere else.
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And so the great
goldberg turf war began,
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and only one gang of friends
would be left standing.
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[Chuckles]
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Sorry, pickle. Your end
zone is now our brunch zone.
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Fine. Then we'll all go
play at naked Rob's house.
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His awesome mother always greets us
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with ecto coolers, pringles, and hugs.
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Once again, Barry used
his latest technique
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of emotional manipulation
to trap my mom.
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But for the first time ever,
she didn't take the bait.
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[Chuckles] You were
cutting it close there.
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We were about to head
over to Mrs. Naked's house.
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Say "hi" to the nakeds for me.
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But, you're supposed to beg me to stay
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and try to match or beat
the snack offer of pringles.
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Well, my friends made me
realize you've been playing me.
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Well, you know what I think?
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Those "friends" of yours
are a bad influence!
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Please! You don't even know 'em!
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Believe me, I've lived a long time.
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I know a bad apple when I see one!
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Pfft! I can be friends
with whoever I want!
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Don't you walk away
from me, young lady mom!
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♪
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Okay, I'm putting my foot down.
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This is our yard, so please go!
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Your yard? Oh, no, honey.
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This yard belongs to us now.
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Let's make one thing clear.
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This turf belongs to the jtp.
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Jtp!
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Only turf I see belongs to us.
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00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:50,945
- Ain't that right, frentas?
- Frentas!
254
00:08:51,014 --> 00:08:52,494
Oh, no. They did a call-and-response.
255
00:08:52,549 --> 00:08:53,594
Took us years to get there.
256
00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:54,750
Here's an idea.
257
00:08:54,819 --> 00:08:57,587
Why don't you run inside
and fix essie a fresh mamose.
258
00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:58,989
You hear that, jtp?
259
00:08:59,057 --> 00:09:01,959
They think we work for them!
260
00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:04,863
[Laughter]
261
00:09:10,137 --> 00:09:13,106
No, bro. It's two parts
o.J. To one part champagne.
262
00:09:13,174 --> 00:09:15,142
Okay, everyone stop!
263
00:09:15,211 --> 00:09:16,291
What is going on right now?
264
00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:18,065
Seems like your mom
turned the tables on you
265
00:09:18,148 --> 00:09:19,859
'cause her friends
helped her learn and grow.
266
00:09:19,883 --> 00:09:22,418
Well, then, we must seek
guidance from the only person
267
00:09:22,487 --> 00:09:24,521
who knows how to outsmart
Beverly goldberg...
268
00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:27,257
My sister, Erica.
269
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,093
No.
270
00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:31,263
So... no Erica? At all?
271
00:09:31,365 --> 00:09:32,598
That is all we're gonna get.
272
00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,546
Aw. But I was really looking
forward to seeing her this week.
273
00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:36,481
Well, if you think about
it, she's off at college,
274
00:09:36,505 --> 00:09:37,638
so it really makes no sense
275
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,674
why she'd be involved in any of this.
276
00:09:39,776 --> 00:09:40,675
So, now what?
277
00:09:40,777 --> 00:09:42,611
Now we take our yard back.
278
00:09:42,713 --> 00:09:45,515
We're in a real-life turf war, jtp,
279
00:09:45,617 --> 00:09:47,918
two rival gangs going head-to-head,
280
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,486
just like in that movie "colors."
281
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,423
I don't think this
is anything like that.
282
00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:53,670
We were there first, and they
came and took our backyard.
283
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,860
What's different?
284
00:09:54,963 --> 00:09:57,229
"Colors" is an incredibly
real and poignant movie
285
00:09:57,332 --> 00:09:58,832
about socioeconomic factors
286
00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:00,545
that created a political
tinderbox within...
287
00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:01,903
Now you get it!
288
00:10:02,005 --> 00:10:04,216
We're in a real-life war, just
like in that movie "colors."
289
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,442
Guys, we live in the
suburbs of jenkintown.
290
00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:07,922
It's super offensive to compare our...
291
00:10:07,946 --> 00:10:10,714
Bro, just get on board.
He's not letting this one go.
292
00:10:12,118 --> 00:10:14,051
Fine. We're in a turf war.
293
00:10:14,153 --> 00:10:15,153
- "Colors"!
- "Colors"!
294
00:10:15,222 --> 00:10:16,121
- "Colors"!
- "Colors"!
295
00:10:16,223 --> 00:10:17,756
"Colors," I guess.
296
00:10:22,947 --> 00:10:25,462
I was on a mission to
make my dad a theater geek.
297
00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:27,107
But there was only one way to get him
298
00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:29,253
to actually watch a musical... lie!
299
00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:31,055
Dad, I have amazing news!
300
00:10:31,157 --> 00:10:33,425
You say that a lot,
but it never pans out.
301
00:10:33,493 --> 00:10:35,428
Oh. Then I guess I can't
interest you in these...
302
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:36,896
Hockey sport tickets!
303
00:10:36,964 --> 00:10:38,932
Wait. You got us flyers tickets?
304
00:10:39,034 --> 00:10:41,168
It does say that on
the envelope, so yes.
305
00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:42,503
The two of us together?
306
00:10:42,605 --> 00:10:44,517
Listen, I'm always pushing
you to understand my stuff,
307
00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:46,086
so, for once, I thought
it'd be cool for you...
308
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:46,942
Whoa!
309
00:10:47,011 --> 00:10:48,645
Thank you. This means everything.
310
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,447
- Oh, boy.
- All my life,
311
00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:52,850
the only way I knew how to
connect with other people
312
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,118
was through sports.
313
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,587
A hug. That's unexpected.
314
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,456
And when I realized
you had no interest...
315
00:10:57,558 --> 00:10:58,825
This is a really long hug.
316
00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:00,593
I just didn't know how to get close.
317
00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:01,928
But now I can!
318
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,364
The important thing is, I
bought us tickets to something.
319
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:05,600
Doesn't matter what.
320
00:11:05,702 --> 00:11:08,036
You know, once you discover
the magic of hockey,
321
00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:09,605
then you'll see what I see,
322
00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:11,307
and you'll become a true puck head.
323
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,909
Kind of like how seeing a musical
324
00:11:13,011 --> 00:11:14,289
could turn you into a theater geek?
325
00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:15,412
[Laughs]
326
00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:17,126
You know, normally, I
don't get your jokes,
327
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,483
but it's already working!
328
00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:22,421
Oh-oh-oh, man. I am so looking
forward to this hockey game.
329
00:11:23,524 --> 00:11:24,556
Me too!
330
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,859
Mmmmmwah!
331
00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:28,394
This is a really long hug.
332
00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:29,797
Coach!
333
00:11:29,866 --> 00:11:32,344
My plan backfired, and now if I
don't take my dad to the flyers,
334
00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:33,268
I'll break his heart!
335
00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:34,436
I'm on my shake break.
336
00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:36,050
Don't you have any other
friends you can talk to?
337
00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:37,473
They're all in "Joseph."
338
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,409
Please help me find sports tickets.
339
00:11:39,478 --> 00:11:41,011
What's the tkts of hockey?
340
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,557
All right, I'm gonna help you out here.
341
00:11:42,581 --> 00:11:44,082
I share season tickets to the flyers
342
00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,583
with 16 other gym teachers.
343
00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:46,819
You'd do that for me?
344
00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:49,488
No. I'd do it for my
lady love, Ms. Cinoman.
345
00:11:49,591 --> 00:11:51,031
This musical is her creative vision,
346
00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:52,093
and I got to support it.
347
00:11:52,161 --> 00:11:53,628
All she did was send in a tape.
348
00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:57,933
I think you and I both know
she's the heart of this show.
349
00:11:58,002 --> 00:12:00,670
[Gulping]
350
00:12:00,739 --> 00:12:04,241
So much egg, beets thick.
351
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,578
Thanks to mellor, I
scored some hockey tickets.
352
00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:10,515
Meanwhile, Barry was evening
the score with the frentas.
353
00:12:10,617 --> 00:12:11,917
It's now or never, boys.
354
00:12:11,985 --> 00:12:13,686
We're not just at war for our turf,
355
00:12:13,788 --> 00:12:15,188
we're at war for our honor.
356
00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:17,057
Again, there is no war...
357
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:18,806
Just a minor disagreement
with your mother.
358
00:12:18,861 --> 00:12:21,396
And we're taking that mother down.
359
00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:25,434
♪ Colors, colors,
colors, colors, colors ♪
360
00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:29,139
♪ I am a nightmare walkin',
psychopath talkin' ♪
361
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,142
♪ king of my jungle,
just a gangster stalkin' ♪
362
00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:32,710
♪ livin' life like a firecracker ♪
363
00:12:32,812 --> 00:12:34,112
♪ quick is my fuse ♪
364
00:12:34,215 --> 00:12:36,181
♪ then dead as a death
pack, the colors I choose ♪
365
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,685
♪ red or blue, cuz or
blood, it just don't matter ♪
366
00:12:38,787 --> 00:12:41,322
♪ sucka die for your life
when my shotgun scatters ♪
367
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:44,960
♪ colors ♪
♪ the gangs
of L.A. will never die ♪
368
00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:46,728
♪ just multiply, colors ♪
369
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,698
♪ colors, colors ♪
370
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,735
You guys lose something? Like your turf?
371
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:53,703
Jtp!
372
00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:54,705
All: Jtp!
373
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,206
♪ Colors, colors ♪
374
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,810
♪ colors, colors, colors ♪
375
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,180
Ladies, choose your weapons.
376
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:02,948
♪ Colors, colors ♪
377
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:05,185
♪ my pants are
saggin', braided hair ♪
378
00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:07,655
♪ suckas stare, but I don't care ♪
379
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:10,091
♪ my game ain't
knowledge, my game's fear ♪
380
00:13:10,193 --> 00:13:12,761
♪ I've no remorse,
so squares beware ♪
381
00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:15,331
♪ but my true mission
is just revenge ♪
382
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,968
♪ you ain't in my set,
you ain't my friend ♪
383
00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,905
♪ wear the wrong color,
your life could end ♪
384
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,874
Uh, bar?
385
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,977
I think we lost the turf war.
386
00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:26,879
♪ Colors, colors, colors ♪
387
00:13:26,948 --> 00:13:28,582
♪ colors, colors ♪
388
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,183
What am I looking at right now?
389
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:31,452
It's a gazebo.
390
00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:34,022
And that's French for "eat [bleep]."
391
00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:35,624
[Laughs]
392
00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:36,792
- Ouch.
- It's over.
393
00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:38,828
- Told you.
- Incredible craftsmanship.
394
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,730
♪ Colors ♪
395
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,433
[Organ music plays]
396
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:47,004
I am so jealous of you,
your first hockey game.
397
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:48,218
[Chuckles] There's nothing like it!
398
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:49,942
Must be like opening
night at the theater.
399
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,276
Not that you would know.
400
00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:53,224
Yeah, I was super bummed
to be watching ice sports
401
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:55,783
instead of toe-tapping musical theater.
402
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:57,418
But then something magical happened.
403
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,354
Whoa. So fast and effortless.
404
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,222
That's Tim kerr, left wing.
405
00:14:01,325 --> 00:14:03,125
He's like the Ben vereen of skating.
406
00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,260
Go, go, go!
407
00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:07,030
I discovered hockey kicks ass!
408
00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:08,231
Ohh!
409
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,068
You suck, winnipeg jets!
410
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,536
Oh, my god, they're the jets!
411
00:14:11,638 --> 00:14:13,305
It's like "West Side story" on ice!
412
00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:16,376
Thanks to my dad, I
became a true hockey nut...
413
00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:19,280
Standing ovation! Standing ovation!
414
00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:20,681
With a lot to learn.
415
00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:23,418
Oh, yeah! The gloves are coming off!
416
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,020
I love hockey!
417
00:14:25,122 --> 00:14:26,856
I love hockey!
418
00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,458
Now I know why Barry never takes off
419
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,994
this dumb flyers shirt.
420
00:14:30,062 --> 00:14:32,731
It's like I'm part of the team,
and I want everyone to know it.
421
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,333
I can't take it. This
is too much, too fast.
422
00:14:35,402 --> 00:14:37,236
I'm gonna give you a hug! [Chuckles]
423
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:38,704
And you know what's even better?
424
00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:41,054
When you go to "Joseph" and
I teach you about what I love!
425
00:14:41,143 --> 00:14:42,143
Wazdajoseph?
426
00:14:42,211 --> 00:14:43,878
We just learned something incredible.
427
00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:45,826
I tried your thing, which
I thought I would hate,
428
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,383
- but I loved it!
- That's true.
429
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,617
Think about it like this.
430
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,732
How did you feel when Dave
brown was sent to the box
431
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,916
for cross-checking when we
already had the power play?
432
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,325
I was on the edge of my seat.
433
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,396
And that's how you'll feel when
potifar unfairly jails Joseph.
434
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,533
I can't believe that analogy
completely makes sense to me.
435
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:03,137
'Cause I love hockey.
We can communicate now.
436
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,245
See how important this is?
437
00:15:04,306 --> 00:15:05,706
Okay! I'll go see the thing.
438
00:15:05,808 --> 00:15:07,575
- To the theater!
- I'm gonna give you a hug!
439
00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:09,210
I'm gonna let ya!
440
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,447
Okay, jtp.
441
00:15:12,516 --> 00:15:15,618
Today, we face a rival gang the
likes of which we've never seen.
442
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,255
They're crafty, they're
pushy, they're old.
443
00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:19,222
What do we do?
444
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:20,391
I got it!
445
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,626
Moms love laundry, right?
446
00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:23,040
So we bring in a basket of clothes
447
00:15:23,064 --> 00:15:24,824
and have them fight
over who gets to fold it.
448
00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:26,833
Or we tell them
the floor's dirty,
449
00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:29,536
watch them scrap over who gets
to mop it to a brilliant shine.
450
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:33,375
Or we say only one of
them has the privilege
451
00:15:33,444 --> 00:15:36,244
of making us an afternoon snack,
and then we watch them fight.
452
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:37,547
Um, guys?
453
00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:39,382
Your plan is predicated on the idea
454
00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:41,418
that these moms love
cooking and cleaning,
455
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,920
and I don't think they do.
456
00:15:43,022 --> 00:15:44,622
Buzzkill Bradley strikes again.
457
00:15:44,691 --> 00:15:46,369
What does "predicated"
even mean? You suck!
458
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:49,053
All right, fine. Just do...
Just do the laundry thing!
459
00:15:51,591 --> 00:15:53,302
You realize those boys
are upstairs right now,
460
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:54,226
plotting against us?
461
00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,361
Let them try. We're inseparable.
462
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:59,031
I am so glad that you finally
stood up for yourself, Beverly.
463
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,701
Oh, well, that's all thanks to you guys.
464
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,469
No! You deserve the credit
465
00:16:02,571 --> 00:16:04,484
for putting that bratty
little jerk in his place.
466
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:06,508
[Chuckling] Whoa! Okay.
467
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,777
Let's not go crazy.
468
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,612
Essie's right... Barry can act like
469
00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:11,281
a bit of a poop head sometimes.
470
00:16:11,383 --> 00:16:14,418
My child's head is not
made of poop, ginzy.
471
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:17,122
I mean, do you ever hear me
call your son a dirty man-tramp?
472
00:16:17,224 --> 00:16:18,557
'Cause he so is one.
473
00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:20,660
How dare you. Drew is a gentleman.
474
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,095
Girls, stop. Let's just agree
475
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,031
that both of your sons are meh at best.
476
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,812
Oh, please, Linda. Your precious
little geoffy is part of this, too.
477
00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:29,913
Well, that's just Barry's bad influence.
[Indistinct arguing]
478
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,241
And so they all broke the
cardinal rule of frentaship,
479
00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:34,611
never rip on someone else's child.
480
00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:37,415
Baaad news, ladies!
481
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,317
We got a lot of laundry,
482
00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:41,320
and only one of you gets to fold it.
483
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:42,454
I'm sorry.
484
00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:44,397
No, that's fine, Barry.
They were just leaving.
485
00:16:44,493 --> 00:16:45,659
- Fine by me.
- Perfect!
486
00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:47,027
These bubbles are mine!
487
00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:48,896
[Door slams]
488
00:16:48,998 --> 00:16:50,698
What just happened?
489
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,671
I can't have people in my
life who disrespect my kids.
490
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:56,873
The yard's all yours.
Have fun with your friends.
491
00:16:58,211 --> 00:17:00,678
Does anyone else feel
really bad right now?
492
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,214
- Yeah.
- I do.
493
00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:04,784
Doesn't feel so good to win a turf war.
494
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:06,118
Colors.
495
00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:07,286
Colors.
496
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:09,923
It's really nothing like it.
497
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,667
You've got to shut up. It's not...
498
00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:18,884
Now that I shared my
dad's love of hockey,
499
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,064
it was time for him to fall in love
500
00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:23,150
with the glory that is musical theater.
501
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,687
Man, I am so jealous
of you right now,
502
00:17:25,756 --> 00:17:27,155
your first musical.
503
00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,458
There's nothing like it.
504
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:31,361
You know what? I think
this won't be so bad.
505
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:32,496
With that,
506
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:34,231
Andrew Lloyd Webber's opus began,
507
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,434
and my dad was totally digging it...
508
00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:37,869
For about 10 seconds.
509
00:17:37,971 --> 00:17:39,472
After that, he was squirming.
510
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:42,109
These seats are so small.
It's worse than an airplane.
511
00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:43,944
And he was hungry.
512
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,417
Let me do it.
513
00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:50,886
And finally, he was sleepy.
514
00:17:50,955 --> 00:17:53,456
Very, very...
515
00:17:53,525 --> 00:17:55,359
Incredibly sleepy.
516
00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:58,295
Dad! Wake up! It's the curtain call!
517
00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:01,033
Ah. Great. Let's go.
518
00:18:06,908 --> 00:18:09,176
I've never felt such
exhaustion in my life.
519
00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:10,411
Exhaustion?!
520
00:18:10,479 --> 00:18:11,719
You slept through half the show
521
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,415
and missed all the best pharaoh songs!
522
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,094
That's another thing...
What's with all the singing?
523
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:16,519
It's a musical!
524
00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:18,154
Who sings that much? Who does that?
525
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,068
Just think. There had to
be something that you liked.
526
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:22,103
Yeah, that part in the middle
where I thought it was over.
527
00:18:22,127 --> 00:18:23,361
The intermission?!
528
00:18:23,463 --> 00:18:25,096
What do you want from me?!
529
00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:26,732
I don't get theater, Adam.
530
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,867
[Sighs] Then you don't get me.
531
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,837
So, theater wasn't my dad's thing.
532
00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:33,207
But seeing me so hurt
made him do something
533
00:18:33,276 --> 00:18:34,975
I never thought was possible.
534
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:38,180
Class, a very angry
parent has informed me
535
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:42,118
that some of you felt excluded
from the "Joseph" tour.
536
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:46,458
So, to make it right, I hereby
change the school musical
537
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,159
to "Joseph" instead of "cats."
538
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,327
[Laughter]
539
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:50,896
"Cats"! That's the title!
540
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,166
My coat of many colors, please.
541
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:54,746
It's got sleeves, if
you want to use them.
542
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,504
I'm fine.
543
00:18:56,606 --> 00:19:00,175
♪ I closed my eyes ♪
544
00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:03,847
♪ drew back the curtain ♪
545
00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:07,751
♪ to see for certain ♪
546
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:11,123
♪ what I thought I knew ♪
547
00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:13,492
Dad, wait!
548
00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,662
You got her to do "Joseph"?
549
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,164
But you didn't even like it.
550
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,565
For sure.
551
00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:21,969
But you finally got me to
see how much it means to you.
552
00:19:22,071 --> 00:19:24,072
I did? How?
553
00:19:24,141 --> 00:19:26,842
I guess now we're
speaking the same language.
554
00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:28,944
I, uh...
555
00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:30,547
I'm gonna hug you now.
556
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:33,283
Again? We already
hugged twice this week.
557
00:19:36,189 --> 00:19:39,024
Well, now it's a hat trick.
558
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:41,628
♪ Wonderful and new ♪
559
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,130
Hey.
560
00:19:44,199 --> 00:19:46,733
Shouldn't you be out brunching,
croqueting, or power-walking?
561
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:49,336
Well, that's not very
fun when you're alone.
562
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,007
Mom, don't be mad at your
friends for calling me out.
563
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,110
They only did that 'cause
they care about you.
564
00:19:54,212 --> 00:19:55,111
I know.
565
00:19:55,213 --> 00:19:57,314
But after that fight...
566
00:19:57,383 --> 00:19:59,149
There's just no turning back.
567
00:19:59,218 --> 00:20:02,020
Then I guess now you
can only move forward.
568
00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:03,755
♪ A flash of light ♪
569
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,524
♪ my golden coat... ♪
570
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,894
Wow. Hi.
571
00:20:07,996 --> 00:20:09,796
I can't believe you all came back.
572
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:12,266
Well, Barry made us realize
573
00:20:12,368 --> 00:20:14,269
that nothing comes between friends.
574
00:20:14,371 --> 00:20:16,738
I thought you said they
were a bad influence.
575
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,252
And that's why they're great for you.
576
00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:20,677
♪ May I return ♪
577
00:20:20,779 --> 00:20:21,845
[Laughter]
578
00:20:21,948 --> 00:20:26,251
♪ To the beginning ♪
579
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,521
Thanks to Barry, my
mom had her crew back,
580
00:20:28,623 --> 00:20:31,592
and the great goldberg
turf war came to a close.
581
00:20:31,694 --> 00:20:34,294
To be clear, it was nothing
like the movie "colors."
582
00:20:34,397 --> 00:20:35,697
But in my world,
583
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,765
a coat of many colors
was more alive than ever.
584
00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,635
That's my son!
585
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:42,739
Look at him bow! Look at him go!
586
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,309
Sure, my dad never did
grow to love the theater,
587
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,011
but when the cast was just right,
588
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,781
he was finally able to change his tune.
589
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,819
'Cause when you got family
and friends by your side,
590
00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:54,989
life truly is a journey worth taking.
591
00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:57,725
♪ Any dream will do ♪
592
00:20:58,186 --> 00:21:00,337
_
593
00:21:02,373 --> 00:21:03,910
Which of you is most
like your TV counterpart?
594
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,235
- Andy cogan.
- Yeah, it's me.
595
00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:08,170
[Ding]
596
00:21:08,274 --> 00:21:10,140
Mine's too good-looking,
'cause I'm ugly.
597
00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:12,543
[Ding]
598
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,545
Yes, I was the one who
always got the girls,
599
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,248
so I always got good dates.
600
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,066
[Ding]
601
00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:20,099
But he is sensitive and loyal,
602
00:21:20,252 --> 00:21:22,246
which I am... sensitive and loyal.
603
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:24,076
And I get naked.
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