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[upbeat rock music]

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood Spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood Spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

[explosions booming]

[growling]

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

[dramatic music]

[lasers whooshing]

-[children laughing] -[upbeat music]

[portal whooshes]

Well, what do we have here?

You look like you can fetch old Lenny some pocket change.

Tiger, I do worry.

I love you, and now that we're together, I'm really happy.

But then when I think back on Dormammu--

Come to me, trust me.

-Obey me. -[flames crackling]

[Mary Jane] And that cult.

This institution's purpose

is to make you content and fulfilled.

[Mary Jane] And Eddie Brock and Venom.

[sighs]

Now we're one, and now you're gonna pay.

From now on, we call ourselves Venom. [hisses]

[Mary Jane] And before that, Hydro-Man.

-[water whooshing] -Get away from her!

She belongs to me!

Do you understand?

I love you.

Tiger, I don't think it's safe to be near me.

Mary Jane, these things happen.

It's New York.

Sometimes I feel like you and I attract trouble.

Listen, this is all that matters.

[romantic music]

I guess you're right.

Good, now stop worrying.

[Peter, thinking] She's right about one thing.

As long as I'm Spider-Man,

our happiness will be compromised.

Maybe it's time for me to give up web-slinging.

Aw, who am I kidding?

It's not something I can part with that easily.

[Lenny] How much can you give me for it?

[pawn shop owner] What is it?

Why, it's a digital restitutional analyzer.

A servo-controlled incendiary optometer.

Eh, it makes coffee.

Coffee? No kidding? How's it work?

It's a simple matter.

Uh, you gotta hit the slibber-flibber-gibbet

over here, then maybe, uh--

[beam whooshing]

Holy Toledo, what's that?

[wind roaring]

[pawn shop owner] Turn it off!

Turn it off!

[Lenny] I can't!

[people shouting]

Hey, what's the deal?!

Isn't that one of those things we saw at the fair?

Whatever it is, it's big news and--

I know, I know, you've got to cover it,

but be careful.

Help!

Hold on there, old timer!

You two stay put here.

Now, if my guess is correct,

yes, it isthe time dilation accelerator!

I just hope there's enough power

left in this thing to seal up that portal.

-Back off, wall-crawler! -[spider-sense tingling]

-[laughs] -The Hobgoblin!

That machine is mine!

What's the matter, Spider-Man?

Losing your grip on reality? [laughs]

[dramatic music]

Have a nice trip! [laughs]

-[dramatic music] -[wind roaring]

Now, that was too close.

Can't I ever be rid of you?!

Sorry I can't stick around, but I've got things to steal.

No buildings around, experiment time.

Hey [chuckles], it worked!

[Hobgoblin laughing]

[wind roaring]

Ooh!

Blasted machine.

This could have been my-- my arm or, or-- or leg.

You must be running out of power.

But I know where there's more. [laughs]

[ominous music]

[stammering] Are you nuts?

The Kingpin will find out I'm spying for you.

Get me a power pack for the time dilation accelerator,

and we won't need fear the Kingpin ever again.

This is the last one.

The Kingpin ordered us to stop making 'em

when he lost the accelerator.

The last one?

I don't think so. [laughs]

[reporter] The city is still baffled

by the strange holes which have caused valuables

to literally vanish into thin air.

Thin air, my eye.

But Ohn and his machine were lost in the vortex.

Guess who?

I see you've redecorated since my last visit.

I can assure you this will be your last visit.

I've got a proposition for you.

The time dilation accelerator?

Ooh, good eye!

Now, as you know, this little baby

can revolutionize the theft and smuggling business.

Why do you need us?

What I need is a power pack for it.

It all becomes clear now.

You need my technology.

Exactly. I was thinking of hitting

the Federal Reserve gold repository.

Most appealing.

Just meet me here at midnight.

Be there or be square.

In your case, it would be easier to just be there.

My time dilation accelerator

in the hands of that indolent lowlife!

If only we knew who he was,

we'd be one step closer to destroying him.

Perhaps that information is accessible from an old friend.

[Jason] Felicia and I want to thank you all

for coming to celebrate our engagement.

This lovely woman has made me the happiest man on Earth.

[Peter, thinking] I'm trying to just be content

as Peter Parker, but the Spider-Man in me

is still worried about the Hobgoblin.

With that time dilation accelerator,

who knows when he'll pop up again?

Doesn't Felicia look radiant?

Well, maybe to you, but I'm holding

the most beautiful girl in the room.

I couldn't agree more.

Uh, Harry.

So you do remember my name.

That's silly, Harry. You're my friend.

If you look up "friend" in the dictionary,

it says nothing about stealing away girlfriends.

[Peter] Listen, I didn't steal--

But you did, and for that, I can never forgive you, ever.

Thanks a lot, friend.

He's got to accept the fact

that I'm not his girlfriend anymore.

I'm going to go talk to him.

Parker, what are you doing here?

Why aren't you developing those pictures

of that hole in the sky?

It's all taken care of, Mr. Jameson.

-Peter! -I--

Excuse me, Mr. Jameson.

I have to borrow Parker to say hello to my fiancé.

Sorry, social obligations.

Jason, you remember Peter Parker.

But of course. Wonderful to see you again, Parker.

Whoa! My spider-sense is going berserk, but why?

Peter Parker, it is so good to see you looking so healthy.

Uh, hello, Mr. Fisk.

The Kingpin. He must have set my spider-sense off.

I really must apologize again for that little mishap

that put you in jail, my boy.

You have no idea how deeply I regret it.

If you will excuse me.

Oh, Osborn.

Personally, I find these soirees to be ever so tedious,

but Felicia absolutely revels in them.

Did she tell you she's redecorating the east wing?

-[Jason droning on] -[thinking] My spider-sense

was right about the danger.

I'm in danger of being bored to death.

But I'll bet Fisk and Osborn's conversation

just might be a bit more enlightening than this drivel.

Uh, could you excuse me a second, Jason?

Of course, old bean.

[Norman] Let me get this straight.

The mighty Kingpin asks my help?

Demands.

I need to know the true identity of a new associate of mine,

one with whom I am going to rob

the Federal Reserve gold repository.

How would I know?

Because you created him.

He's the Hobgoblin.

Hobgoblin?

No, I don't want to talk about him.

I don't want to talk about any goblins.

-I need to go. -Go you shall,

once you have told me who the Hobgoblin is.

Leave me alone!

As you wish, but I cannot make the same promise

about your son.

Meet me at Oscorp at 2:00 A.M.

I'll tell you everything.

[thinking] I'm gonna have to abandon M.J. again

if I'm gonna stop that repository heist.

Will Spider-Man always keep coming between us?

So are you here to wish me good luck?

Felicia! Uh, yes, good luck.

Do you really love this Jason Phillips guy?

And why should you care about that?

Unless you've got a better offer.

This is crazy.

I can't love one woman as Peter Parker

and another as Spider-Man.

No, I don't.

I just want you to be happy.

So do I.

-[tires squealing] -[dramatic music]

[Green Goblin] Norman, don't you understand?

I'm your friend! [laughs]

-[machine whirring] -[explosion booming]

There was only one true goblin, the Green Goblin!

I'm the Green Goblin, not that you'll live long enough

for it to matter, for justice is blind no longer!

[laughing]

No, not again.

I'm your friend, Norman.

You're not my friend!

You're some monster!

No, the others, they're the monsters.

Kingpin, the Hobgoblin, Spider-Man.

They're all trying to hurt you,

squeeze you, crush you.

Yes, that's exactly what they're doing to me.

And that's why you should let me stop them.

It would be wrong.

Wrong is what they're doing to you

and what they want to do to Harry!

I-- I can't!

You can! You must!

Let me out, Norman.

Let me out now! [laughs]

[Norman] No, no, noooo!

[Green Goblin cackling]

Hobgoblin, do not disappoint me.

I'll handle my end.

You just make sure your goons do their part.

[beam whooshing]

[explosions]

-[dramatic action music] -[men shouting]

What is keeping them?!

Sorry, your boys are a little tied up.

Well, make that webbed up, right now.

But I'm sure the police will find them a nice new home.

No, not this time.

[engine roaring]

Careful, Hobby, if I go kaboom, your toy goes up, too!

The only one who will go kaboom is you.

I am going to break you in two.

[Spider-man grunts] He's crushing me!

[grunts]

[explosion booming]

Stand back for the real goblin.

-What?! -The Green Goblin!

I thought you were just a rumor!

You're going to wish I was!

Should we not do something?

No, with any luck, they'll both destroy each other.

How did you lift that?

Because I'm the real deal, you cheap imitation!

I must have gotten hit hard.

I'm seeing double.

You rank amateur!

Sorry, but there's no profit to be made

in my own annihilation.

You don't deserve to wear that mask!

Blast! Once again, that time dilation accelerator

has slipped through my fingers!

-[lasers zapping] -[cackling]

Who areyou?

And where did you get all of those weapons?

I thought Osborn gave me his best stuff.

Osborn's got a new best friend-- me!

[Green Goblin] Ya ha ha ha ha ha!

You're mine now, imposter!

Au contraire, mon frere.

No!

Get off me, you meddling insect!

[Spider-Man] Listen up, Osborn,

I know it's you under that mask,

so let's touch down and talk this over, spider to goblin.

Norman Osborn's gone, you fool!

You're dealing with the Green Goblin now!

I play for keeps!

-[explosion booming] -[Green Goblin laughing]

Now I must rid Norman Osborn's world

of that other goblin imposter.

Ah, so many enemies and so little time.

[gasping]

[thinking] Ugh. Well, Jason,

your study is positively cramped.

Maybe if we got rid of this wall--

[knock echoes]

Funny, that sounded hollow.

[dramatic music]

[screams]

[ominous music]

Now you've done it.

Hobgoblin!

For once in my life, I had everything, everything!

And then you had to find this room.

Why are you here?!

[laughs] Can't you guess?

Jason! [gasps]

Jason Philip Macendale, to be precise.

Former petty crook, ex-hired thug,

and now your husband-to-be. [laughs]

You're a criminal?

No! No, I can't believe that!

Oh, I'm afraid it's true, my dear.

This house, my money, everything that drew you to me,

it all came from crime.

What have I done?

I can't marry you!

Oh, but now that you know who I am, you must,

or else I can't let you live.

[gasps] What are you saying?

-[Jason laughs] -[Felicia screams]

[explosion booms]

[Green Goblin cackles]

You! Here?!

How did you know who I am?

I know all your secrets.

I even know that it was Norman Osborn who created you,

and now I will undo his mistake.

I'm reclaiming everything that ever fell

into your misbegotten hands!

Fortunately, I've had access

to the Kingpin's plans of Ohn's technology.

I've studied up on how to use this thing.

Now get in, both of you.

No, it's too low on power!

We could be trapped in limbo.

Think of it as your big chance

to get away from it all! [laughs]

The Goblin's trail has gone cold,

but maybe I'll pick it up again

in Norman's old hangout at Oscorp.

[Jason] Look, whatever Osborn's paying you,

I'll double it, triple it!

You think I'm in this for money?

[Jason] Well, what then?

To make life easier for my creator, Norman Osborn.

Once I've eliminated all his enemies,

then he won't have to suffer anymore.

[Spider-Man] Jason Phillips was the Hobgoblin?

Poor Felicia, she sure knows how to pick 'em.

[Green Goblin cackling] Umph!

You know, that laugh is getting on my nerves.

You, still alive?

Alive and sticking.

[acid hisses]

[laughs] Who needs a glider

when I can simply leap through other dimensions?

[Felicia] Spider-Man, help us!

-Whoa! -I must savor this moment.

Since I hate you most of all,

it's hard for me to believe this,

but at last I will be rid of you! [laughs]

Two can play at this game!

Yaah!

[Felicia] Spider-Man, hurry!

Now to do this!

What have you done?!

-Forget it, Gobby. -No!

Now that accelerator's useless to everybody!

I've destroyed it for good!

[energy whooshes]

Don't go in!

It's too low on power!

You'll be trapped!

I'd rather take my chances in limbo

than be defeated by you!

[portal whooshes]

Why, Jason? Why be a criminal?

Because I had nothing to begin with.

Everything I have I owe to crime, including you.

So you see, my precious darling, I had no choice.

I have to know, did you ever love me, really?

Well, I-- I don't know.

I love things about you-- your wealth,

your beauty, your-- your refinement.

[Felicia] That's not love!

I've experienced true love, and it's nothing like that.

-[somber music] -[police radio chatter]

Every time I lose my heart to someone, disaster strikes.

I'm like a black cat bringing bad luck

into everyone's path, including my own. [sobbing]

I am sorry, Felicia, truly and deeply sorry.

[ominous music]

[portal whooshes]

Ooh, well, there was just enough residual charge

to get me back here, and that's bad news, indeed,

for all of Osborn's enemies--

the Kingpin, the Hobgoblin,

and especially Spider-Man,

because once I complete my own modifications

on this time dilation accelerator,

they'll see what a real goblin can do! [laughs]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪