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I have no idea who the fifth date is supposed to be. I have no idea.

I've been talking to the other girls. We can't quite figure it out. Everyone is

wondering. The mystery.

I'm not really worried about it.

Jimmy's only here for one of us, and that's me.

My name is Christy Nudge, and I am Jimmy's stepmother.

So, you set all this up.

Do you have any idea who the mystery fifth date will be?

You know, I have a few other friends. I wonder if maybe one of those ladies

decided to pop in at the last minute.

Who knows?

How do you feel about Jamie's session on dates with the nuns?

Well, it's a little difficult. I guess a side of me is quite protective of him.

It's a little hard seeing Bunny getting a little handsy with Jimmy.

You know, I don't know what I was thinking watching them.

I want him to be happy, but I guess I feel like that's something that I want

too. Maybe I've forgotten what that's like.

supposed to be here on my date?

I'm not.

Um, well, you know, I'm waiting on my fifth date, you know, the mystery

Oh, no.

Oh, no, what?

The producer told me that the twist of the show is that on the

last date I go on with somebody your age.

I never trusted the producers of the TV show. Who the hell sets up their stepmom

with their stepson?

What kind of crazy shit is that?

I mean, they made it seem like it was going to be one of your friends.

Wait, wait, wait.

You're going to fuck one of my friends?

Whoa, who said anything about that?

Wow,

this is weird.

Tension and all.

Even the waiter doesn't want to be here.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why don't we just, why don't we just go ahead and enjoy what they're doing,

right?

What would be so wrong with that?

Okay, sure.

This is nice.

We could use the time to get to know each other.

For sure. Make something good out of it. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, let me get you a check for you.

Oh, wow.

More of a gentleman than your father, huh?

Yeah, I'll try.

Thank you.

When I found out that my stepmom was my final date, it was kind of unsettling at

first. Then I kind of got into it really fast when I saw her walk out in that

dress. She looked so nice, and we already had food coming and everything.

I guess take advantage of the opportunity, right?

Yeah.

It's time for everything, right? Oh, my God.

Oh, thank you. Yeah.

Do you like it? Very good.

Um, Jimmy's on a date with his stepmom.

Oh, my God.

I think that's kind of weird.

Is it weird?

That's weird, right?

Oh, honey.

Are you attracted to Jimmy?

I mean, maybe I'm a little bit biased, but of course I find Jimmy to be an

attractive young man. And there are definitely some aspects of him that,

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

So, how'd your dates go?

They were okay, I guess.

Okay?

Just okay?

Come on, you can be open with me.

I am your stepmother after all.

I mean, we fucked and everything.

I mean, that counts.

It was good.

You fucked my friends?

I mean, yeah, sure.

I mean... Girl's name. What's that girl's name?

Crystal. Crystal.

All she wanted to do was fuck.

Sarah? I love fucking her. Hey.

God, your friends are just like so hot.

Oh my god.

Are you okay?

Well, it's official.

All my friends are plants.

Don't understand why I'm so jealous of my friend.

Like, I'm married to his father, but I want him.

It's so weird.

I want him to fuck me like he did all those other girls.

And there's no logical explanation as to why.

Oh. Shit, what are you doing here?

Um. Um.

Um.

Did you hear anything I just said?

No.

I can't take it anymore.

What?

I want you to suck my titties.

I'm going to be a bad stepmom.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

This is too much. I feel like I saw this on Pornhub once.

This is really happening.

I feel the way you fuck my friends.

And now I want to too.

Mm -hmm.

um um um

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

I've been

dreaming

about this for so long.

Oh. Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Why don't you come here and taste your mommy, huh?

Come on.

Be a good boy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I just want your towel on me.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Very good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Put your face in there, yeah.

Very good.

Yes.

There you go, baby.

Show me a good time, okay?

Yes.

Very good. Just like that.

You'll see right there.

I'm done using your tongue, okay?

on your cup, okay?

I want you to get comfortable for me, yeah?

Get comfortable, baby.

No, no, no.

Don't tease me with it.

No, I won't.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

No, no, no, you stay there.

You let mommy hide you when you hear me.

You just stay there and let me do it.

I want it.

I'll put it right where I need it, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, let's tell them when we do it. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Just like that. You know how fun it's good right there?

Mm -hmm.

You feel so good inside me. Mm -hmm.

Hmm. Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby, I want you to grab my dad.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh.

I'm going to go slow so I can feel every fucking inch of your door. Oh, God.

Yes, I love that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. Yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Mommy's rhythm make me feel so fucking glad, yes.

Yes,

yes.

Yes. Oh,

yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Do you want to take a break, baby?

Do you want to take a break, baby?

Oh, yes.

Yes,

I like it.

Oh, that felt so good.

Why don't you get behind me, baby?

Get behind me, baby.

Don't be greedy with that.

Give it to mommy.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

That's my boy.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, that's good.

No, don't take it away from me.

Don't take it from me.

Yes,

yes,

yes

No, don't give it to me, baby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Let me stretch my pussy right open.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah. That's right, baby.

Mm -hmm.

That's right.

Yeah?

Ooh,

look at you, Mr. Muscle.

Yeah.

I like your fucking hand.

Mm -hmm. I love you so much.

Ha -ha.

Fuck, yeah.

That's right.

Mm -hmm.

Just like that. Just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, just like that, baby.

Yes. I want all of it just like you're doing.

Just like you're doing, baby. I want all of it.

Yes.

Yes.

Stop. I'm not done yet.

Give it to me, baby.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't stop. Don't stop. Yes.

Yes. Like that, baby.

That's what you want.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, baby.

Just like that.

Yeah, you're so good to me.

I'm such a gentleman.

Blame me constantly at times.

You're so patient.

That's right.

That's

right.

Mm -hmm.

Just like that. Just like that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yes, yes.

Just like that, baby. Yes, I want it. I fucking want it. Yes, right there. Oh,

my God, baby. Yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, that's how I like it.

Mm -hmm.

Yes,

you do.

Oh, fuck, yeah, you do.

Right there, don't stop.

Do you hear me?

Do you hear that?

Don't stop right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, baby.

Yes.

Yes.

Surprise.

I've got myself into this.

I've been so many times.

I want you to come now.

I want you to.

Oh shit.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Shit.

I'll pick you.

You're gonna pick me?

Yeah.

It'd be crazy not to.

I didn't fuck my stepmom.

I picked her.

So, yeah.

Jimmy picked me.

She fucked her stepson.

Are you serious?

This

is weird.

Is this weird?

Yeah, that's weird.

I mean, what's my dad going to think?

My friends?

I mean, my friends would probably think it's pretty fucking cool.

I don't know what's going to happen, but I foresee lots and lots of sex in my

future.

Finally.

Wait.

Does that mean I have to marry my stepmom?

You guys aren't going to make me marry my stepmom, are you?