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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:23,080 I have no idea who the fifth date is supposed to be. I have no idea. 2 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:28,240 I've been talking to the other girls. We can't quite figure it out. Everyone is 3 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,240 wondering. The mystery. 4 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:30,830 I'm not really worried about it. 5 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,270 Jimmy's only here for one of us, and that's me. 6 00:00:34,130 --> 00:00:37,750 My name is Christy Nudge, and I am Jimmy's stepmother. 7 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:40,970 So, you set all this up. 8 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:44,310 Do you have any idea who the mystery fifth date will be? 9 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:47,750 You know, I have a few other friends. I wonder if maybe one of those ladies 10 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,290 decided to pop in at the last minute. 11 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:50,730 Who knows? 12 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:58,770 How do you feel about Jamie's session on dates with the nuns? 13 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:05,750 Well, it's a little difficult. I guess a side of me is quite protective of him. 14 00:01:06,110 --> 00:01:10,570 It's a little hard seeing Bunny getting a little handsy with Jimmy. 15 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,790 You know, I don't know what I was thinking watching them. 16 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:18,230 I want him to be happy, but I guess I feel like that's something that I want 17 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:20,490 too. Maybe I've forgotten what that's like. 18 00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:39,730 supposed to be here on my date? 19 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:41,810 I'm not. 20 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:49,590 Um, well, you know, I'm waiting on my fifth date, you know, the mystery 21 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:51,490 Oh, no. 22 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:54,630 Oh, no, what? 23 00:01:55,710 --> 00:02:02,570 The producer told me that the twist of the show is that on the 24 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:05,470 last date I go on with somebody your age. 25 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,280 I never trusted the producers of the TV show. Who the hell sets up their stepmom 26 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,219 with their stepson? 27 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:19,520 What kind of crazy shit is that? 28 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,540 I mean, they made it seem like it was going to be one of your friends. 29 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,840 Wait, wait, wait. 30 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,440 You're going to fuck one of my friends? 31 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,420 Whoa, who said anything about that? 32 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,120 Wow, 33 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:34,860 this is weird. 34 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,320 Tension and all. 35 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,700 Even the waiter doesn't want to be here. 36 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:41,180 Wait, wait, wait. 37 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:47,090 Why don't we just, why don't we just go ahead and enjoy what they're doing, 38 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:48,310 right? 39 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:49,950 What would be so wrong with that? 40 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,410 Okay, sure. 41 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:55,410 This is nice. 42 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:57,910 We could use the time to get to know each other. 43 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:00,470 For sure. Make something good out of it. Yeah. 44 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,050 Okay. 45 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,910 Yeah, let me get you a check for you. 46 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:05,630 Oh, wow. 47 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:07,870 More of a gentleman than your father, huh? 48 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:09,750 Yeah, I'll try. 49 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 Thank you. 50 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:22,940 When I found out that my stepmom was my final date, it was kind of unsettling at 51 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:26,400 first. Then I kind of got into it really fast when I saw her walk out in that 52 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,100 dress. She looked so nice, and we already had food coming and everything. 53 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:32,960 I guess take advantage of the opportunity, right? 54 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,280 Yeah. 55 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,000 It's time for everything, right? Oh, my God. 56 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,880 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 57 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,280 Do you like it? Very good. 58 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,920 Um, Jimmy's on a date with his stepmom. 59 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,000 Oh, my God. 60 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,620 I think that's kind of weird. 61 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,920 Is it weird? 62 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,740 That's weird, right? 63 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,040 Oh, honey. 64 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,210 Are you attracted to Jimmy? 65 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:11,950 I mean, maybe I'm a little bit biased, but of course I find Jimmy to be an 66 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:15,750 attractive young man. And there are definitely some aspects of him that, 67 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:20,550 I'm sorry, what was the question again? 68 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:24,450 So, how'd your dates go? 69 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:30,030 They were okay, I guess. 70 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,070 Okay? 71 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:34,990 Just okay? 72 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,960 Come on, you can be open with me. 73 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,200 I am your stepmother after all. 74 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,220 I mean, we fucked and everything. 75 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,539 I mean, that counts. 76 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:48,540 It was good. 77 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:51,080 You fucked my friends? 78 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,640 I mean, yeah, sure. 79 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,940 I mean... Girl's name. What's that girl's name? 80 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,780 Crystal. Crystal. 81 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,540 All she wanted to do was fuck. 82 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,360 Sarah? I love fucking her. Hey. 83 00:06:07,299 --> 00:06:09,840 God, your friends are just like so hot. 84 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:16,900 Oh my god. 85 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,900 Are you okay? 86 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,200 Well, it's official. 87 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:38,320 All my friends are plants. 88 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,100 Don't understand why I'm so jealous of my friend. 89 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:18,140 Like, I'm married to his father, but I want him. 90 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,440 It's so weird. 91 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,200 I want him to fuck me like he did all those other girls. 92 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,040 And there's no logical explanation as to why. 93 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,820 Oh. Shit, what are you doing here? 94 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,180 Um. Um. 95 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,100 Um. 96 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,280 Did you hear anything I just said? 97 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,920 No. 98 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,900 I can't take it anymore. 99 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,860 What? 100 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,660 I want you to suck my titties. 101 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,120 I'm going to be a bad stepmom. 102 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,420 Oh, my God. 103 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:11,900 What the fuck? 104 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,300 This is too much. I feel like I saw this on Pornhub once. 105 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,640 This is really happening. 106 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,200 I feel the way you fuck my friends. 107 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,760 And now I want to too. 108 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:03,210 Mm -hmm. 109 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:13,570 um um um 110 00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:43,850 There we go. 111 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,310 Oh, my God. 112 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,450 Oh, yeah. 113 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,640 I've been 114 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:07,420 dreaming 115 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:08,560 about this for so long. 116 00:12:15,189 --> 00:12:16,390 Oh. Oh. 117 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,190 Mmm. 118 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:22,690 Mmm. 119 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,810 Why don't you come here and taste your mommy, huh? 120 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,810 Come on. 121 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,430 Be a good boy. 122 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:37,810 Mmm. 123 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:39,850 Mmm. 124 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,160 I just want your towel on me. 125 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:00,980 Yeah. 126 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,760 Mm -hmm. 127 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,520 Yes. 128 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,840 Oh, yeah. 129 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,900 Mm -hmm. 130 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,260 Very good. 131 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,020 Mm -hmm. 132 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,340 Oh, yeah. 133 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,760 Mm -hmm. 134 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:12,510 Put your face in there, yeah. 135 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:17,530 Very good. 136 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:20,850 Yes. 137 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,150 There you go, baby. 138 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,110 Show me a good time, okay? 139 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:34,370 Yes. 140 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,130 Very good. Just like that. 141 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,320 You'll see right there. 142 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,760 I'm done using your tongue, okay? 143 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,300 on your cup, okay? 144 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,500 I want you to get comfortable for me, yeah? 145 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:45,640 Get comfortable, baby. 146 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,030 No, no, no. 147 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,610 Don't tease me with it. 148 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,310 No, I won't. 149 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,010 Yes. 150 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:15,850 Oh, yes. 151 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:17,750 Oh, yes. 152 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,900 No, no, no, you stay there. 153 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,220 You let mommy hide you when you hear me. 154 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,280 You just stay there and let me do it. 155 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,160 I want it. 156 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,800 I'll put it right where I need it, yeah? 157 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:59,030 Yeah. Yeah, let's tell them when we do it. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 158 00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:01,350 Oh, yes. 159 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:06,350 Oh, fuck, yeah. 160 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,370 Mm -hmm. 161 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:13,150 Fuck, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 162 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:15,430 Oh. 163 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,110 Mm -hmm. 164 00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:20,070 Just like that. You know how fun it's good right there? 165 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,550 Mm -hmm. 166 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,170 You feel so good inside me. Mm -hmm. 167 00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:38,500 Hmm. Ah. 168 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:51,540 Oh, fuck. 169 00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:01,680 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. 170 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,880 Oh, yes. 171 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,160 Oh, baby, I want you to grab my dad. 172 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,600 Really? Yeah. 173 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920 Yeah. 174 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,500 Oh, 175 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,100 fuck, yeah. 176 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,060 Mm -hmm. 177 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,380 Ooh. 178 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:25,720 I'm going to go slow so I can feel every fucking inch of your door. Oh, God. 179 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,960 Yes, I love that. 180 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,520 Mm -hmm. 181 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,260 Oh, God. 182 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:34,940 Oh, 183 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,680 fuck. Yes. 184 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,760 Oh, yes, yes. 185 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,400 Oh, God. 186 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,600 Oh, God. 187 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,920 Oh, God. 188 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,780 Mommy's rhythm make me feel so fucking glad, yes. 189 00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:41,560 Yes, 190 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,380 yes. 191 00:21:57,639 --> 00:21:59,080 Yes. Oh, 192 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:03,040 yeah. Uh -huh. 193 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,660 Oh, yes. 194 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,260 Just like that. 195 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,240 Yes. Oh, fuck. 196 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:29,620 Do you want to take a break, baby? 197 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,780 Do you want to take a break, baby? 198 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,600 Oh, yes. 199 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:35,900 Yes, 200 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,380 I like it. 201 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,730 Oh, that felt so good. 202 00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:15,870 Why don't you get behind me, baby? 203 00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:19,450 Get behind me, baby. 204 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,420 Don't be greedy with that. 205 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,840 Give it to mommy. 206 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,020 Give it to me. 207 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,300 Give it to me. 208 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,920 That's my boy. 209 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,180 Yes. 210 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,480 Oh. 211 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,180 Yes. 212 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,120 Yes, yes. 213 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,400 Yes. 214 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:57,560 Oh, fuck, yes. 215 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,000 Oh, that's good. 216 00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:01,860 No, don't take it away from me. 217 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,380 Don't take it from me. 218 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,960 Yes, 219 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 yes, 220 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,320 yes 221 00:24:55,149 --> 00:24:56,610 No, don't give it to me, baby. 222 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,210 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 223 00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:20,330 Let me stretch my pussy right open. 224 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:24,090 Yes. Oh, fuck. 225 00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,530 Yeah. Uh -huh. 226 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:30,870 Yeah. 227 00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:33,710 Yeah. That's right, baby. 228 00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:35,050 Mm -hmm. 229 00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:36,170 That's right. 230 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,880 Yeah? 231 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,440 Ooh, 232 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:34,520 look at you, Mr. Muscle. 233 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,420 Yeah. 234 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:38,780 I like your fucking hand. 235 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:42,240 Mm -hmm. I love you so much. 236 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:43,540 Ha -ha. 237 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:44,980 Fuck, yeah. 238 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,440 That's right. 239 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:47,460 Mm -hmm. 240 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:53,160 Just like that. Just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 241 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,540 Yes, yes, yes. 242 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:02,260 Oh, fuck, just like that, baby. 243 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,640 Yes. I want all of it just like you're doing. 244 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,120 Just like you're doing, baby. I want all of it. 245 00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:09,780 Yes. 246 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200 Yes. 247 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,980 Stop. I'm not done yet. 248 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,400 Give it to me, baby. 249 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,980 Oh, no, no, no. Don't stop. Don't stop. Yes. 250 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,920 Yes. Like that, baby. 251 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640 That's what you want. 252 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,120 Yes. 253 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,300 Oh, yes. 254 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,380 Yes, baby. 255 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,880 Just like that. 256 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,780 Yeah, you're so good to me. 257 00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,409 I'm such a gentleman. 258 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:01,350 Blame me constantly at times. 259 00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:03,150 You're so patient. 260 00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:06,910 That's right. 261 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:14,010 That's 262 00:28:14,010 --> 00:28:21,330 right. 263 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,380 Mm -hmm. 264 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,600 Just like that. Just like that. 265 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,300 Mm -hmm. 266 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,980 Oh, fuck, yeah. 267 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,680 Yes, yes. 268 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:46,720 Just like that, baby. Yes, I want it. I fucking want it. Yes, right there. Oh, 269 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,420 my God, baby. Yes. 270 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,940 Oh, fuck, yeah. 271 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,300 Oh, that's how I like it. 272 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:53,700 Mm -hmm. 273 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:55,620 Yes, 274 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,699 you do. 275 00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,220 Oh, fuck, yeah, you do. 276 00:28:59,950 --> 00:29:00,950 Right there, don't stop. 277 00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:02,110 Do you hear me? 278 00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:03,410 Do you hear that? 279 00:29:03,690 --> 00:29:04,890 Don't stop right there. 280 00:29:05,850 --> 00:29:06,850 Oh, fuck. 281 00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:09,970 Oh, fuck. 282 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,050 Yes. 283 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:13,830 Oh, baby. 284 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:15,270 Yes. 285 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:16,670 Yes. 286 00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:19,210 Surprise. 287 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:21,550 I've got myself into this. 288 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,550 I've been so many times. 289 00:29:24,390 --> 00:29:26,970 I want you to come now. 290 00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:28,530 I want you to. 291 00:29:44,729 --> 00:29:47,530 Oh shit. 292 00:29:52,930 --> 00:29:58,750 Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. 293 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,580 Shit. 294 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,380 I'll pick you. 295 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,260 You're gonna pick me? 296 00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:51,980 Yeah. 297 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:57,160 It'd be crazy not to. 298 00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:21,070 I didn't fuck my stepmom. 299 00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:23,250 I picked her. 300 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,150 So, yeah. 301 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:26,290 Jimmy picked me. 302 00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:33,670 She fucked her stepson. 303 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:35,770 Are you serious? 304 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:40,730 This 305 00:31:40,730 --> 00:31:47,470 is weird. 306 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:49,940 Is this weird? 307 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,620 Yeah, that's weird. 308 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,620 I mean, what's my dad going to think? 309 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,060 My friends? 310 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,860 I mean, my friends would probably think it's pretty fucking cool. 311 00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:17,560 I don't know what's going to happen, but I foresee lots and lots of sex in my 312 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,560 future. 313 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,320 Finally. 314 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,640 Wait. 315 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,680 Does that mean I have to marry my stepmom? 316 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,240 You guys aren't going to make me marry my stepmom, are you? 18429