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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,410 I'll get it. 2 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:35,830 It's Linda. 3 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:38,920 How did we miss this? 4 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:43,190 Good morning, Linda. She's 16, she's local. This should have been our story. 5 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:48,700 They've got an interview, a profile. 6 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,120 Morning, Linda. A report on the game. 7 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,280 Hey, good morning, Linda. Good morning. 8 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,540 Oh, hi, Linda. Hi. 9 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,740 Have you got time for that? 10 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,580 Yeah, we haven't got far till ten. 11 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:00,940 So what's the letter? 12 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,250 What letter? 13 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:05,509 The one with the Mac and postmark you just stuck in your pocket? 14 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:06,560 Give me that. 15 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:10,360 That'll be from Jenny. They write to each other every week. Yeah? Shut up, 16 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:12,189 I can't imagine you writing love letters. 17 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:14,870 Yeah? I can't imagine you getting any. Give me it. 18 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:19,100 I'll bet you type them. About three drafts with corrections in tippets. 19 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,350 That's exactly right. 20 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:24,409 Give me the letter. And I bet you've got all her files and data and you keep 21 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:25,970 duplicates of the ones you send. 22 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,100 Photocopies. 23 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:31,410 You take photocopies of your love letters? Of course I don't take 24 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,240 Have you been reading my photocopies? 25 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:36,240 So what's in this one, then? 26 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,120 Don't you dare, Linda. 27 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:40,980 I'm just showing an interest. 28 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,380 I'm warning you, Linda. 29 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,380 I bet she's got a cute name for you. Linda. Linda, Dan Black looking for you. 30 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,670 All right, thanks. 31 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,660 I would have opened it. I know you would. 32 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:02,780 Yeah, why? 33 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:06,180 Because you're late and because your pin -up's in trouble. My what? 34 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:09,080 Spike just redecorated the six -year common room. 35 00:03:09,081 --> 00:03:10,829 Redecorated it? With what? 36 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:12,110 A guy in the six years. 37 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:13,540 I'll kill him. 38 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:14,680 It's very word. 39 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,570 And talk of the devil. 40 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:18,790 That better not be Linda. Spike. Hi. 41 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:21,380 Linda, look, just stay out of this, will you? 42 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:22,620 Stay out of it? 43 00:03:22,621 --> 00:03:25,909 Spike, you're the fourth Gazette kid in trouble this month. Some of them will 44 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:26,990 blow his bald head off. 45 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:28,780 Speaking. 46 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:30,670 Oh. You're late, Linda. 47 00:03:30,671 --> 00:03:35,579 Mr Sullivan, I want to protest about the continuing victimisation of the Junior 48 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:36,579 Gazette staff. 49 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:38,810 I'll see you in my office as soon as you get in. 50 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,420 Bald and blowing. 51 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,890 Oh, I need to. 52 00:03:42,891 --> 00:03:46,739 He's not really bald, you know, just parts his hair with most of his head. 53 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:49,270 It's amazing how he's still a jerk under pressure. 54 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,020 Stay as sweet as you are, Sam. 55 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,520 Sam? Yeah? 56 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,240 What do you mean, pin -up? 57 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,060 Well, that took you long enough. 58 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,620 Move it, Kenny. We've got a crisis. 59 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,290 Kenny? 60 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,190 Kenny? 61 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,690 Queen. 62 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,870 Bishop. 63 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:17,870 Horse. 64 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,480 Knight. Knight. 65 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,300 Okay, again. 66 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,100 Is this the best you can do? Is this honestly the best you can do? 67 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,940 Well, I'm sorry, but you did ask... I asked for some serious books on chess. 68 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,179 Well, these are serious. Serious? What are you trying to say to me? Could you 69 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:40,939 please keep your voice down? Do you know nothing about chess? Do you know who 70 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:41,990 this is? 71 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,580 Well... Don't mention his name. 72 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,740 But I... Stay calm, chab. 73 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:52,420 I'm getting this sorted. I can assure you these are serious chess books. 74 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,620 Are you kidding? It's full of crosswords. Those are chess boards. 75 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,530 I know that. 76 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,180 Easy, champ. Remember Moscow. 77 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,979 Mr Matthews, I've got a lot of... Why don't you go over there, play a game in 78 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:07,660 your head, and I'll deal with this. 79 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:10,480 Now, you're sure you have nothing else? 80 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:14,350 The only other book we've got is with the young lady over there. 81 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,820 If you can wait until she's finished, you can have a look at that. 82 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:25,590 Susie Norton? 83 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:27,540 Yes. The chess girl? 84 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:31,300 Yes. I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 85 00:05:31,301 --> 00:05:32,619 For what? 86 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,920 For what, she says. 87 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,840 For not pestering him for a game. 88 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:39,879 You know how it is. Word gets out he's in town and every young punk with a 89 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,170 chessboard is challenging him in the street. 90 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:43,960 How's it going, champ? 91 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,490 I'm winning. 92 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:46,820 Remember those bishops. 93 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,380 Let me do you a favour. 94 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,500 CM Enterprises. 95 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,920 CM, that's chess management. 96 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:58,730 Not Colin Matthews. 97 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,390 What? Your name. It's here. 98 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:06,310 All right, CM, Colin Matthews. What a coincidence. 99 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:10,370 Hey, champ, guess what else CM can stand for? 100 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:13,749 Well, didn't you say this morning might be chess management? 101 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,400 All right, don't talk yourself off your game, champ. 102 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:21,349 Listen, Susie, if you ever think of going into chess seriously, I want you 103 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:24,540 give me a call because we can discuss some career concepts, OK? 104 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:28,180 By the way... I caught one of your matches the other day and I was 105 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,850 Just a little word of advice about your game plan, though. 106 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,410 Show your legs more. 107 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:34,630 My legs? 108 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,400 Yeah. You're a good kid, Susie. 109 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,750 What? 110 00:06:40,751 --> 00:06:44,499 Nothing. Oh, sorry. I thought you just called me back and asked me to manage 111 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,339 your chess career. 112 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:46,390 My mistake. 113 00:06:46,391 --> 00:06:49,819 Come on in, champ. That's enough of a workout for today. 114 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:52,110 Yeah, you go. I just think I'll get a few more in. 115 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,180 What? I think I'll do a couple more. 116 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:58,160 Now, watch it, Jan. We don't need to peak too soon, do we? 117 00:06:58,161 --> 00:07:03,069 I think I'll be all right. No, look, I have to insist. I don't want you to blow 118 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:04,909 all your best moves before the big match. 119 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:07,829 Colin, I don't want this to be the end of our professional relationship. 120 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:08,809 Do you? 121 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:10,450 Look at us. We're fighting. 122 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:14,689 We're like brothers, him and me. We fight all the time, but it's love. You 123 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:16,250 what I'm saying? I love this guy. 124 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:20,909 To me, he's still that kid from the wrong side of town. Just another kid 125 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:23,620 out on the street corners playing chess with the guys. 126 00:07:24,179 --> 00:07:27,429 Hell, I can remember when he could only afford to play with pawns. 127 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:31,130 Remember how excited you were, champ, when you got your first rook? 128 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,760 You want to stay and work on your game, champ? That's fine. Hey, do it. 129 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,020 We're on the same team, right? 130 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,259 And Susie, if you're interested, give me a call. 131 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:42,090 Have you ever thought about playing chess in a leotard? 132 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,290 Stupid, your friend. 133 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,320 Yeah, well, you know how it is. 134 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,510 Are you stupid? 135 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:27,099 Uh, no. 136 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,150 No, don't think so. 137 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,770 I'm a genius. 138 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:32,910 That's nice. 139 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,510 It's okay. 140 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:38,600 You've got a cute nose. 141 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,620 Pardon? I like your nose. It's nice. 142 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:42,910 It's cute. 143 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,690 Thanks. 144 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,760 Do you want to go somewhere and play? 145 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,479 You're a bit forward, aren't you? Am I? 146 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,460 Yeah. Well, I mean, it's OK, it's fine. 147 00:08:52,461 --> 00:08:56,239 You know, I mean, let's just cut out all this opening stuff, right? I like you, 148 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,290 you like me. Let's get to it, let's go play. 149 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:00,990 Great, I'm just going to get my chess set. 150 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,210 Chess set. 151 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,180 Ah, hang on a minute. 152 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,280 I can't actually play chess. 153 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,370 What? 154 00:09:10,371 --> 00:09:11,619 Right, now. 155 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,680 Can't play now, I'm late for something. 156 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:17,810 Oh. Well, listen, why don't we get together some other time? I'd like that. 157 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:18,920 And play chess? 158 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:22,900 No, no. I was thinking maybe we could get together and not play chess. 159 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:24,129 Not play chess? 160 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:28,030 Yeah, you know, just to get away from all this chess. 161 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,970 I think I'd rather have a game. 162 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:34,500 Yeah, yeah, so would I. I don't even know why I brought it up, really. 163 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:35,820 So when? 164 00:09:35,821 --> 00:09:39,929 Um, I've got to go now, but I'll tell you what, we will have that game, I 165 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,909 promise you, just as soon as I've learned to play. 166 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:43,470 Just as soon as I've got the time. 167 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:44,900 See you. 168 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,990 A banana action force and lolly. Thank you. 169 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,500 Strawberry soup cream. Thank you. 170 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,240 A fizzy lemonade special. 171 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,639 Franz, what's happening? 172 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,990 Yeah, later on, Colleen. I'm going to learn too. 173 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,860 Did you see who kicked this can? 174 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,540 It's put a dent in my car. 175 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,110 Go away, Linda. 176 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:16,880 How did you know it was me? 177 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,220 Why didn't you go away? 178 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:19,630 Mind if I come in? 179 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,900 I tried to be clear on that point. 180 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:27,169 Now, I've been doing some thinking about this Spike thing. Linda, we've had this 181 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:30,489 discussion three times today already. There is absolutely no point in waiting 182 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:32,840 until after school so that we can have it again. 183 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:35,090 And don't sit in my chair. 184 00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,069 Sorry, sir. 185 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,120 Habits. 186 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,790 How did you know I was sleeping in it? 187 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:42,760 Habit. 188 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:46,980 Spike was on his last chance when he joined the Junior Gazette. 189 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,910 Lots of Gazette kids are in trouble, Linda. 190 00:10:49,911 --> 00:10:53,039 Why are you so passionate about Spike in particular? 191 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,059 Passionate? What do you mean, passionate? 192 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:57,950 Linda, Spike's behaviour today was quite unacceptable. 193 00:10:57,951 --> 00:11:01,939 Unless he is able properly to explain himself, then I'm afraid it could be the 194 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,880 end of his career at the Junior Gazette. 195 00:11:03,881 --> 00:11:07,259 It's the thing that happened at the newsroom, isn't it? 196 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:10,759 What? Kenny told you he found Spike and me in the corridor nearly kissing, 197 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,439 didn't he? 198 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,030 No. Well, he's just making it up and it didn't happen. 199 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,330 Pathetic, isn't it? 200 00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:19,399 You're going to throw Spike off the paper? 201 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,760 That's a possibility, yes. 202 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:29,179 Listen, what I'd better do, you know, just impartially, just as editor, is put 203 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:31,830 together some sort of defence of Spike's behaviour. 204 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,100 If you say so. 205 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,620 Well, he is one of my staff. 206 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,930 But I'm not being passionate or anything. 207 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,010 I'm being aloof. 208 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,620 Very aloof. 209 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,650 Coldly aloof. 210 00:11:42,651 --> 00:11:48,939 So you really think you might throw him off the paper? If he can't explain his 211 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,520 behaviour, yes. 212 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:55,870 Damn! 213 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,240 That was just me stubbing my toe. I see. 214 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:02,070 But I'm still aloof about the other thing, though. 215 00:12:05,371 --> 00:12:12,179 I went to fight with him, tell him I want to see him and tell him he's dead. 216 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:13,230 Right. 217 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,150 You won't take it lying down. 218 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,270 Are you OK, Kenny? 219 00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,270 I told you, you know, it's Jenny. 220 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,080 She dumped me. 221 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,329 Yeah, but that was this morning, wasn't it? 222 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:28,210 Yeah, I know, but... Kenny, everybody gets dumped. 223 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,090 Even I've been dumped. 224 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:31,580 Once. 225 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:32,880 I think. 226 00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:36,969 Actually, what did happen to him? I think I might have just forgotten I had 227 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:39,349 It's terrible when you just lose track of one, isn't it? 228 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,630 Yeah, thanks, Sam. 229 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,420 Spike! 230 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,550 You wanted to see me. Hey, I can understand that. Come with me. 231 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,650 What now? Should I go home? Back first? To the meeting room. 232 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,460 Ah, the meeting room. Okay, you guys. 233 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,690 No peeking now. 234 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,860 I've had a word with Mr. Sullivan. 235 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,840 Tall, idiot, jerk, knucklehead. 236 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,420 And what did he say to you? 237 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:12,239 Have I got this right? Barry Crowther wrote something about you on the common 238 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,209 room wall. 239 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,849 So you grab him and start bouncing him off the floor till there's half the 240 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,980 school trying to drag him from his throat. Is that about right? 241 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,980 You wouldn't have done that over a bit of graffiti. 242 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,290 Why did you really do it? 243 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:27,769 His jacket didn't match his shirt. You have to come down hard in those types. 244 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:31,249 Look, you're facing a suspension. I want something I can go to Sullivan with. 245 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,329 What are you, my defense counsel now? For the sake of the paper, yes. 246 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:37,689 You're really latching on to me, aren't you? Really sinking the claws in. 247 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:40,729 I mean, I can't do anything now without you coming to me with a score sheet and 248 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,110 a rundown on my performance. 249 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,410 I mean, what is this? 250 00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:45,939 You're working me over until I'm good enough for you? 251 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:49,010 I don't think you realise the trouble you're in. You're right. 252 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:50,970 But I'm beginning to. 253 00:13:50,971 --> 00:13:55,499 Yes, there is more to it than I told Sullivan. And no, I'm not going to tell 254 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,419 what it is. 255 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,740 So stick that in your brief. 256 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,510 Counsel. 257 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,710 I don't care what you say. I'm still defending you. 258 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,030 Stick up for me if you like. See if I care. 259 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,480 Woman, eh? 260 00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,629 You don't know how lucky you are with that Jenny. 261 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,489 You want to hang on to her one in a million. 262 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:17,690 Yeah, she just dumped me. 263 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,930 Yeah, well, don't let her get you. 264 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,320 She wasn't worth it. 265 00:14:40,371 --> 00:14:42,339 What's your book? 266 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:46,199 Oh, nothing, nothing. A load of rubbish. Don't even know why I bought it. In 267 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,580 fact, I'll just throw it out. 268 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,700 There, that's better. 269 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,060 So, how did you find me here? 270 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,380 Oh, I know all about you now. 271 00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:57,499 Do you? 272 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,510 Your name is Fraser Davies, but your friends call you Frazz. 273 00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:04,179 And you go to Norbridge High. And you work on the Junior Gazette. And you do 274 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,230 horror film. 275 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,320 That's pretty stupid. 276 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,700 So, who's been telling you all this? 277 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,060 I've got a surprise for you. 278 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:13,310 Oh, yeah? Yeah, but first, we'll play. 279 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:20,869 Ah, um, actually, I'm a little bit tired. I'm not really in the mood. 280 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,469 fine. Do you want to be black or white? 281 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,029 Is there anything you want to do first? 282 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:25,080 Coke? Coffee? 283 00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:26,629 Maybe we could go for a walk? 284 00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:27,680 You can be white. 285 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:30,200 In fact, why don't we play one of these instead? 286 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,120 No, I'll play chess. 287 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:36,870 Well, this one's just like chess. Um, Fab Electro Galaxian. 288 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,890 Are you happy to play that, Pete? 289 00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,279 You ready? 290 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,330 Just about. 291 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:10,820 Tell me. 292 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,190 Is this a joke? 293 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,800 Yes, it's an old chess -playing joke. 294 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,240 Do you understand that? 295 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,830 Look. 296 00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,919 Put the pieces in the right places and get started, OK? 297 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,240 Yeah. No. 298 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:33,419 What? My surprise. I want it now. It's putting me off my game. I can't wait any 299 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,520 longer. No, but you can. 300 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,770 Not just yet. 301 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,460 I insist. I can't wait. 302 00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:40,899 You're spoiling everything. We're supposed to be playing when he comes in. 303 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,950 When who comes in? 304 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,930 I suppose I might as well get him if you want me to play. 305 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:57,010 How's it going, champ? 306 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,120 God. 307 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,270 Who's winning, then? We haven't started. 308 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,380 Oh, right. 309 00:17:02,381 --> 00:17:03,949 Well, are you going to tell him? 310 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,670 A little surprise for you, champ. 311 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,880 I phoned Susie that night we met her and set it all up. 312 00:17:08,881 --> 00:17:10,068 Set what up? 313 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:13,209 We've booked the hall and everything. We're sending tickets from tomorrow. 314 00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,260 Tickets? 315 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,030 Will I show him the poster? Yeah. 316 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,139 Exciting, isn't it? 317 00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:30,519 There was absolutely no reason to throw me in the canal. Oh, well, can I just 318 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,939 remind you of one little detail about this chess match? Just one tiny little 319 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,700 detail. I can't play chess. 320 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,500 Come on, Fred, you've got a week. 321 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:42,059 Spike, I've given you three days to explain your behaviour. 322 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,410 Now I'm going to give you one last opportunity. 323 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,930 Well? 324 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,659 Well, he broke something on the wall, sir. 325 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,140 Which you made him clean off. 326 00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,519 Yes, sir. 327 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,080 That's why his tongue was black. 328 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,980 And what was it he wrote on the wall? 329 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,370 Two weeks suspension, starting now. 330 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,700 I shall be talking to your father shortly. 331 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:07,350 And I will also be reviewing your position with the Junior Gazette. 332 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:09,170 I'm disappointed, Spike. 333 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:10,740 Very disappointed. 334 00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,389 I'm 335 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:22,650 sorry, 336 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:23,820 sir. Squeaky hinge. 337 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,170 Counsel for the defense? 338 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,530 Get off my case. 339 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:47,890 Sit. Sit the boat. 340 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:57,269 Peter, there's been an absolutely amazing development in the chest door. 341 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,650 just not going to believe it. 342 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,810 Is that all you ever think about, Sarah? 343 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,940 Newspapers? 344 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:03,520 Sorry. 345 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,240 Henry, look at this. 346 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,440 Have you seen it? 347 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:12,870 She just wrote me a letter. She didn't even phone me. Can you believe that? 348 00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:14,289 Never mind. 349 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:15,610 Yeah, easy for you to say. 350 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:16,930 CM Enterprises. 351 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,670 What's going on? 352 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,490 Time to practice it. 353 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,390 Please, he has got a game tomorrow night. 354 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,340 I don't believe this. 355 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,980 I can't do this, Collins. 356 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,130 This is what I was thinking to start the show. 357 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:40,900 The lights go down. I come out to the front with just a single spot on me. 358 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:47,859 And I say, ladies and gentlemen, there'll be some serious chess going 359 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:53,479 tonight. Because we have got two of the best, the very best chess players alive 360 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:58,300 today. In the white corner, sensational Susie... 361 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,320 And in the black corner, fearless, Frazz Davis. 362 00:20:09,891 --> 00:20:17,279 Okay, I'm not going to delay the action any longer, except to say that there 363 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:21,060 will be signed chess sets available in the foyer after the match. 364 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:24,630 We will, of course, be charging double for the winner's autograph. 365 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:30,540 Right then, Susie, Frazz, pick up the piece. 366 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,950 I can't actually play chess. 367 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:27,920 It's all lies. 368 00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:35,729 In fact, the only reason I went through with it is because I like it. And I 369 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:38,320 thought if I owned up, then I wouldn't have a chance. 370 00:21:38,321 --> 00:21:41,649 Well, there's no point in pretending now, though, is there? 371 00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:43,330 Because I really can't play chess. 372 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,170 Just thought I'd mention it. 373 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:47,420 Stupid! 374 00:21:47,421 --> 00:21:50,749 Look, on the whole, I'd rather go to a party. 375 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,370 And there's a good one on tonight. 376 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,520 But what do you reckon? 377 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,070 No. 378 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,510 Listen, everyone, we've decided to go to a party instead, you understand? 379 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:06,600 If I want to go... Hey, Colin, deal with this. 380 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:19,019 Fats, I don't know if I want to do this. Why should I want to go to a party with 381 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,460 you? Because you like my name. 382 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,580 Oh, I must be pretty duped. Very pretty. 383 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:38,540 Welcome back, jerk. 384 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:43,659 Oh, well, it's nice to know you're rooting for me. Not to be appreciated, I 385 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:44,710 imagine. 386 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,950 Spike. 387 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,379 Just so as you know, while you were away, she submitted a total of three 388 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,800 documents to me detailing your conduct at the Junior Gazette. 389 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,560 I think she placed you somewhere between Santa Claus and Mother Teresa. 390 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,490 And it seemed to me that she was protecting rather more than her 391 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:12,370 None of my business, of course, but is there something going on between you 392 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:16,180 Uh, I think there might be, yeah. Then why do you keep letting her down? 393 00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:20,039 I mean, why do you go berserk just because Barry Crowther wrote something 394 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,420 obscene about you on a wall? 395 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,230 He never wrote anything obscene about me, sir. 396 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,010 It was about Linda. 397 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,199 Fraz, are you serious? 398 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,250 Sure I'm serious. 399 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,400 You and Susie Norton? 400 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,550 Will you wise up? 401 00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:10,119 What's wrong with me and Susie? 402 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,259 Well, nothing. I'm sure both of you kids are capable of having a wonderful 403 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:14,580 relationship. Yeah, right. 404 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,220 Just not with each other. Why not? 405 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:19,419 Fraz, tell me one thing that you two have got in common. 406 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:20,470 We both play chess. 407 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,770 Well, except me. 408 00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:24,579 And how's she gonna fit in with the guys when we're all doing some serious 409 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:25,630 hanging out? 410 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,139 Fraz, you can't just think of yourself in this relationship. 411 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,699 You gotta think of all of us, too. 412 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,900 Oh, I have. You're dumped. 413 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,700 Okay, look at it this way. 414 00:24:32,701 --> 00:24:36,399 You've got your image to think of. You and me, we're both kind of role models 415 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,450 around here. We are? 416 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,830 Well, except you. 417 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,230 So? 418 00:24:40,231 --> 00:24:43,899 So, no way am I going to go nuts if I'm half the amount of girl who's all brain 419 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:47,439 and no fun and so wrapped up in what she's doing, she wouldn't even notice if 420 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,490 stopped breathing. 421 00:24:48,491 --> 00:24:51,679 Spike, hurry it up with that record review. I've given you a quarter of an 422 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,040 already. Well, except Linda. 423 00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:58,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32593

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