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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:45,730 Hi. You're ten minutes early. 2 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:47,790 Ten minutes and two days. 3 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:51,309 I know what happened to your brother, Jenny. 4 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:54,429 All I need to know now is why nobody will talk about it and why you draw on 5 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,480 pavements. 6 00:00:56,591 --> 00:01:00,089 But can we go for a walk or something? 7 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:02,320 I don't want to talk in front of your parents. 8 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:05,220 What makes you think I'm going to tell you anything? 9 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,230 Why do you even want to know? 10 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,980 Don't move. I'm getting my coat. 11 00:01:23,981 --> 00:01:28,999 I don't believe it. I mean, I've been doing this astrology column for six 12 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,650 and no one even bothers telling me purple isn't a car. 13 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:32,790 Colin, it's for you. 14 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,150 Any word from Kenny? 15 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,110 Yeah, two. 16 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,290 Second one was off. 17 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:38,940 Terrific. Sarah? 18 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:43,459 Henry. I haven't spoken to you since we set up that deal for the 14 second -hand 19 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:44,510 brand. 20 00:01:44,511 --> 00:01:46,899 Well, it must have been a very heavy baby. 21 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,700 Danny, how many eggs in photograph? 22 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:51,039 Well, hey, come on. What do you want me to do about it? 23 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,120 Please. Please, Sarah. 24 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,040 Henry, what use would I be to you dead? 25 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:58,370 Kenny's been gone two days. I need an assistant editor. 26 00:01:58,371 --> 00:02:01,819 You see that pile of work heaped over there? Somewhere under it is my desk. 27 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:03,870 I wouldn't ask if it wasn't an emergency. 28 00:02:03,871 --> 00:02:07,459 Look, I've got three stories to do for the next edition, two cinema reviews and 29 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,350 so much homework I will not get to bed between school days. 30 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,070 You don't know what you're doing to me, Jackson. 31 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,960 Yes, I was going to deliver the breaks. 32 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,770 What did she leave it on a hill for anyway? 33 00:02:19,771 --> 00:02:23,549 Spike, Kenny's gone and I need a new assistant editor. 34 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:25,600 Yeah? Could you stand in till I find one? 35 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:28,070 Hey, I'm going to be assistant editor. 36 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:29,670 Acting assistant editor. 37 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,510 Temporary. Is that better? 38 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:33,150 It is for me. Come on. 39 00:02:33,151 --> 00:02:36,149 Now she makes me temporary acting assistant editor? 40 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,350 Is that a come on or what? 41 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:41,340 Spike, you weren't exactly my first choice. I asked everyone I liked first. 42 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:42,969 Well, that's encouraging. 43 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,369 Out of everyone you don't like, at least I'm your favorite. 44 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:47,329 Another little disagreement, children? 45 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,380 No. 46 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:49,520 Good answer. 47 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,400 Right. You use Kenny's desk. 48 00:02:52,401 --> 00:02:55,899 These three drawers are mine. The bottom three are yours. 49 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:56,819 Gotcha, boss. 50 00:02:56,820 --> 00:03:00,479 And try and remember that although we use separate in trays, we always use the 51 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,530 same out tray. 52 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,400 Hey, does that mean we're engaged? 53 00:03:03,401 --> 00:03:06,799 Spike, do you know what's going to happen if you keep cracking jokes? 54 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,480 What? You'll say something funny. 55 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,150 So cruel. 56 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,780 So cruel. I get worse. 57 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,150 Right. 58 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,300 Kenny's notes on the high point story. 59 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,999 Get them in order, trim them down, and give them to the first one on the 60 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,839 team who's free. 61 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,399 Except Tom, because he's an idiot. 62 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,819 But they're only half finished. 63 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:24,620 I mean, it's all mystery, no answers. 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,010 So, if you've got no answers, you make the questions bigger. 65 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:35,339 Two years ago, Michael Elliott falls from the very top of High Point Tower 66 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,180 Block. It's called an accident. 67 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,790 But how can anyone accidentally fall over a ten -foot barrier? 68 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,360 And if it was suicide? 69 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:46,740 Then why didn't he take the easier ride out the open window a floor below? 70 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:50,320 Did he climb another staircase just to make it harder on himself? 71 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,350 What about his sister? 72 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:53,660 The best bit. 73 00:03:57,090 --> 00:04:01,049 Every month since her brother's death, Jenny Elliott comes to High Point and 74 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:04,889 draws the outline of his body on the spot where he fell, one arm pointing at 75 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:05,940 row of shops. 76 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:07,050 Why did she do it? 77 00:04:07,510 --> 00:04:08,560 What does she know? 78 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:12,120 Do I include a bit about our ex -assistant editor? 79 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:15,459 You know, figuring out what happened and then not telling us. 80 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:18,838 And then walking out on the newspaper because he's gone nuts for Jenny Elliot 81 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,269 and doesn't want to turn her into a newspaper story on her first date. 82 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,770 I was only asking. 83 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,340 Did you hear about Kenny? 84 00:04:25,341 --> 00:04:28,439 I don't want to hear that name unless it's attached to an insult. 85 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,479 I saw him going to the station after school. 86 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,439 4 .20. 87 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,490 So? 88 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,380 The next train's at 4 .30. 89 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,970 So? 90 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,040 First stop, Mackton, then Jenny Elliot. 91 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:43,729 Look, we're going kind of fast, aren't we? Yeah, I'll say. 92 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:46,749 I can remember when you just were a sweet guy who took the wrong school bag. 93 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,869 Yeah, you didn't even believe that at the time. I also wouldn't have believed 94 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:51,849 you were only interested in me for my dead brother. Listen, if that's what 95 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,889 you're into, I can set you up with a girl with two for even a sort of a 96 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:55,940 date. 97 00:04:55,941 --> 00:04:59,309 Look, can we talk now? Have you got anything else smart you'd like to say? 98 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,370 talk, I'll listen. 99 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,320 You tell me how you know what happened to Michael. 100 00:05:03,321 --> 00:05:05,189 What, you mean I shouldn't know? 101 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:06,240 Are you kidding? 102 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,520 Look, my dad's a rich man. He's got all the right friends. 103 00:05:09,521 --> 00:05:13,179 He's had that story killed in every newspaper, but there's so much glance at 104 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,190 So how come Kenny, the boy reporter, knows the whole thing? 105 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,360 The boy reporter worked it out. 106 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,490 How? 107 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:26,079 An old man used the High Point lift just after your brother, and he said that it 108 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,220 smelled like a cleaning lady's bucket, which got me thinking. 109 00:05:29,221 --> 00:05:33,339 Suppose your brother was sniffing solvents in the lift. I mean, that'd 110 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:34,390 the smell. 111 00:05:34,391 --> 00:05:37,379 Suppose he just went up to the top of the building for a bit of peace and 112 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,430 passing out. 113 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:43,059 Suppose it was so hot... Jenny, I've heard of it happening. Kids are so high 114 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,500 glue, they think they can fly. 115 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:49,920 Look, my guess is he just went up on one of the barriers and he just took off. 116 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,150 The ground must have come as a bit of a surprise. 117 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:55,510 Go home. 118 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,970 What? 119 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,880 Go home, Kenny, now. 120 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,460 I don't understand you, Elliot. 121 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,850 Yeah, I know. 122 00:06:02,851 --> 00:06:07,079 You spent two years drawing your brother's body on the pavement right 123 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:11,019 fell. You spend two years trying to be noticed, and when somebody does, what do 124 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:11,639 you do? 125 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,920 Yeah, you're right. 126 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,540 I want it to be noticed. 127 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:18,340 But the trouble is, boy reporter, you notice the wrong thing. 128 00:06:22,851 --> 00:06:29,779 So he got back on at seven o 'clock last night? And if you subtract the times 129 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,659 for both journeys, he couldn't have been in Macton for more than about an hour 130 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,339 and a half. 131 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,960 That's not long enough for a date. 132 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,610 So if he's seen Jenny Elliot... That means he's working on the story. 133 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:42,060 But if he's working on the story, why isn't he working here? 134 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:45,810 Thanks anyway, Danny. 135 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:51,130 All wrongly filed. 136 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:54,290 Most people, Spike, know how to spell the alphabet. 137 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,310 Don't tell me it's got two L's. 138 00:06:58,530 --> 00:06:59,910 Virgo. Check. 139 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:01,680 Scorpio. 140 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:02,880 Check. 141 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:04,220 Kenny. 142 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:08,020 No, no, I don't think we've got that one. 143 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:13,640 Hi, Billy. 144 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:15,530 Oh, look, history. 145 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:16,860 I need to talk to you. 146 00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:19,289 Did you try everyone who could walk away first? 147 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:22,369 Listen, you know that business I was telling you about? You know, the High 148 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:23,630 Flats and Jenny Elliott? 149 00:07:23,631 --> 00:07:27,029 I remember you fancied one of them. Look, I told you I felt like a rat for 150 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,860 to Jenny, and I got the feeling you thought I was a rat too. 151 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,590 Whatever gave you that idea? 152 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,270 Roll up your tail and sit down. 153 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,730 And why is Jeff on the school story instead of Sally? 154 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:38,870 Sally had to go home. 155 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:40,310 Had to what? 156 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:43,310 Spike, we've got rules about people ducking work. 157 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,530 Yeah, I know. Only four grandparent funerals per person. 158 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,590 She was sick. I had to let her go. Did you use a thermometer? 159 00:07:49,591 --> 00:07:52,659 You didn't tell me I was allowed to do physicals. 160 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,100 Spike, I've got to have proof. 161 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,900 So I'm told. Is it true you made a guy bring home his tonsils from the 162 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,410 Linda. 163 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,800 Oh, does that mean I'm fired now? 164 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,600 What's he doing here? 165 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:08,159 What are they saying? Did you get close enough? 166 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,210 No, sorry. 167 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,590 Spike, have we got anyone who can lip -read? 168 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,220 No. Then why not? 169 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,630 What? 170 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:17,800 What does she mean, why not? 171 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,800 You know what? She's laughing. 172 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,139 Colin, what are you doing? If a man comes looking for me with a pram wheel, 173 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:33,060 you just tell him I've moved to Canada? 174 00:08:33,061 --> 00:08:35,928 The wrong thing. Yeah, that's what she said. I noticed. 175 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:36,979 So how can I help? 176 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:39,949 Well, look, you think I'm a rat for what I'm doing, right? And so does she, so 177 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:42,928 maybe you can tell me what I'm doing wrong. I mean, she did want to be 178 00:08:42,929 --> 00:08:44,429 But what did she want noticed? 179 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,800 Maybe not herself. 180 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,430 Maybe not even her brother. 181 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,930 The drawing was pointing, wasn't it? 182 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:51,309 Yeah, at the shop. 183 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,810 Where he bought the solvents? 184 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,109 Could be. 185 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:58,180 It's illegal to sell that stuff to the underage, do you know? 186 00:08:58,181 --> 00:09:01,849 So the shopkeeper sold it to Jenny's brother and made a profit out of killing 187 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:04,200 him? So the dead finger points at the murderer. 188 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,650 Billy, you're a genius. 189 00:09:05,651 --> 00:09:09,249 What little of me works in trolley gold. Well, I'd better get out of the shop 190 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,189 then and talk to the guy. 191 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:12,780 Well, before you do, I've got a photograph of Jenny. 192 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:14,950 Yeah, Danny took some pictures. 193 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:17,420 I'll settle for the one you've got on you. 194 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:23,010 Now, they're seriously female. 195 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,980 She'd have any guy stockpiling the Bitcoin. 196 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,070 Yeah, she's nice, isn't she? 197 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,820 Could be, Adam. 198 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,000 What? 199 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,230 A girl in my class at school, when I still had a few working parts. 200 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:38,200 So good to look at. She could wear your eyes out. 201 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,080 Is this a reader's true romance? 202 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:43,599 Yeah, I love them folk stories. My sister keeps forgetting to buy them. 203 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,760 She kept looking at me. 204 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,640 You know, it's like she maybe... Fancied you. 205 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,080 But I couldn't be sure. 206 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,950 I mean, I didn't dare try anything in case I was wrong. 207 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,400 So I had this little idea. 208 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:59,219 I'd leave a note in the desk, and all it would say would be, Dear Crispin, this 209 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:00,960 is a note from the guy you fancy most. 210 00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:05,199 Because I reckon the first thing she'd do after reading it would be look at the 211 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,250 guy she fancied most. 212 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:10,879 And if it was me, I'd be past the tape, the crowd would be cheering, and I 213 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,119 wouldn't be a bit embarrassed. 214 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,170 Did it work out? 215 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:14,600 Never got round to trying. 216 00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:15,819 Well, what happened? 217 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:16,870 You're looking at it. 218 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,610 Took my bike right to the intensive care. 219 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,340 Yeah. Anyway, you'd better be going now. 220 00:10:22,341 --> 00:10:25,899 Shop will be closing soon. Yeah, right. Look, thanks a lot, Billy. Cheers. 221 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:26,950 No problem. 222 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,200 And good luck with a lady. 223 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,810 Kenny? 224 00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:33,190 Kenny! What are you doing? 225 00:10:33,191 --> 00:10:36,269 Well, I thought if Kenny was back that I should... Think for yourself when I 226 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:37,320 tell you. 227 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,420 Oh, never mind. 228 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:41,430 Maybe next time she'll fire you. 229 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:45,100 Kenny! 230 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:48,310 We'd like to speak to Colin Matthews, please. 231 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,280 Excuse me. 232 00:11:42,281 --> 00:11:47,449 You don't know me, but a friend of mine used to come here and he used to buy 233 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,500 glue. 234 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,020 Tholvent bathed. 235 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:53,960 No problem. 236 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:00,960 £2 .50. 237 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,970 Jenny? Oh, sorry, Mrs Elliot. You really sound like your daughter. 238 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:20,550 Is she there, please? It's Kenny Phillips. 239 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,120 Oh, is that what she said about me? 240 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,340 Yeah, I can understand that. 241 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,670 And that. 242 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:30,910 Yeah, and that too. 243 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,870 Listen, could you give her a message for me, please? 244 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,040 Yeah, could you just tell her that I've noticed the right thing now? 245 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:42,779 Tell her I don't know what I'm going to do about it, but... Just that I'd 246 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:43,830 noticed it. 247 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,760 Yeah, no, that's all for now, thanks. 248 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,070 Yeah, 249 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,850 okay then. 250 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,180 Thanks a lot, Mrs Elliot. 251 00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:45,799 Hi, folks. 252 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,959 Your old friend, Spike Thompson, welcoming you once again to the Miss 253 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,260 Human Being Contest. 254 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:55,240 And our first contestant is Linda, heart of Teflon, Day. 255 00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:59,579 Spike, tell Dennis we're cutting the drafts and tell Colin I can add up and 256 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:00,630 to try it on again. 257 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,870 And move a little faster, Spike. We could end up going monthly. 258 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:07,490 You know, I used to have quite a tough reputation in this town. 259 00:14:07,491 --> 00:14:11,139 I once got attacked by five other guys, and nobody would believe that they 260 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,079 started it. 261 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,510 You've been telling that story since there were only two other guys. 262 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,740 And Linda's favorite color is obedience. 263 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:24,399 That's right, friends. And her favorite pastime is biting the drills off of 264 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,580 Dennis. She can be hard, can't she? 265 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:30,360 Hard? They had to use an industrial laser to piss her ears. 266 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,210 What are they? 267 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,970 What, the pile of prams? Yeah. Some stuff Colin picked up, I think. 268 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,200 Yeah, what did he do with the babies? 269 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,940 High point jump juice. 270 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:54,170 One whiff of that and you fly straight to the ground. 271 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,150 Let me guess. 272 00:14:58,151 --> 00:15:01,739 He was high enough to think he didn't need anything under him. 273 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,540 He was right for the first ten floors. 274 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,510 That's a good story. 275 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,660 Good enough to walk out over. 276 00:15:08,661 --> 00:15:11,799 It's a great story. It's a wonderful story, but forget it, because I've got 277 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,850 something better. 278 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,560 Getting away with murder. 279 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:20,990 How many times have I told you about thinking for yourself? 280 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,030 Yeah, well, I don't believe it gives you cancer. 281 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:26,840 OK, talk. 282 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,000 OK, everyone, listening time. 283 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,100 As of now, every story for the next edition is cancelled. 284 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,580 We've got something big to do. 285 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:39,739 Probably the biggest thing we'll ever do. And your cooperation is more than 286 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,780 appreciated. It's compulsory. 287 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,100 Will someone get Colin out from under those prams? 288 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,890 Not big enough. 289 00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:16,599 Can we clear some more deck, please? We need another four. 290 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,140 Sarah, everybody has to do this. Let's buy... Everybody, Sarah. 291 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,780 Now, remember, you're mean. 292 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,340 You're tough. You're hard. 293 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,240 Okay? Now ask me. 294 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,990 Could I buy some solvent -based products, please? 295 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,950 Not big enough. 296 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:38,779 We'll just need to put some spots around the mouth and get them to look dopey. 297 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,780 Believe me, Julie, we've got dopey looking legs. 298 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,870 Frazz? 299 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,510 You're tough. 300 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,750 You mean. 301 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,440 You're bad, okay? You're street. 302 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:58,820 You're the kind of person who's rude to all people. 303 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,310 You know? 304 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,970 You get up from the dinner table. You don't ask permission. 305 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:09,299 You're the kind of person who eat a jam donut, you know. 306 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,629 And you won't wipe your mouth afterwards. 307 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,710 You are bad. 308 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,210 So go ahead, ask me. 309 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,630 Can I buy some solvent? 310 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:19,740 Please. 311 00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:26,289 Look, after a mess -up like this, you need to get involved in something 312 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,340 improve your image. 313 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,399 My image is fine. 314 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,449 Are you kidding? 315 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,629 But you can't make any mistakes with babies. 316 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,490 Ask any politician who's dropped one. 317 00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:35,260 Yes, Mrs. Elliot. 318 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:39,999 Listen, could you just make sure that Jenny gets a copy of the next edition of 319 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,050 the Junior Gazette? 320 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,010 Thanks very much. 321 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,360 From now on, Sarah, you're a different person. 322 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,730 You don't say words like please and thank you anymore, OK? 323 00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,270 Sorry, Spike. 324 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,910 You know, Mrs Elliot, you really do sound like your daughter. 325 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:09,430 No way, Linda, some of those shops advertise with us. 326 00:18:09,431 --> 00:18:11,829 Do you ever think of anything except money? 327 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,050 Sure. What? 328 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,550 No, don't, curtsy! 329 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:28,370 Well? I'm trying to think. It was a long time ago. 330 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,860 Yo, Danny. 331 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,169 Hey, what is it? 332 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:28,049 Can I ask you why you think it's perfectly all right to throw dangerous 333 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,689 to an obvious glue sniffer? One of your spots is falling off. 334 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,010 Oh, jeez. Who are you? 335 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:33,920 Junior Gazette. 336 00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:39,189 Maxwell's Newmarket. I want you to go down the high street, okay? Cut through 337 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,769 the shopping centre, out of Baker Street, and there's Jefferson's 338 00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:44,769 down there. I want you to go down, check out the situation there, okay? Go, 339 00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:45,820 guys. 340 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,380 Okay? 341 00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:49,749 Got this at the supermarket. 342 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,490 Good stuff. Danny, the supermarket. 343 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:55,530 Sarah, you're doing really well. Go shove it. That's my girl. 344 00:19:55,531 --> 00:20:01,529 Lisa just signed in. No hits at Dover Road and they're moving on to Weston 345 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,940 Street. Should mean Spots Team are halfway down. 346 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:07,649 Spots Team are moving pretty slow. They'll never make it to Benton Falls. 347 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:10,509 will scare them on the next phone in. We've got to cover all the shops. 348 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,949 Got these in Charlotte Street. Where do you want me to put them? 349 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,000 Number 8. 350 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:17,960 Maybe Lisa's team could help them out. They're only two streets away. 351 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,670 Terrific. I'll be right over to collect the money then, Mr Graham. 352 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,420 Thank you. Thank you. 353 00:20:26,421 --> 00:20:28,419 It's beautiful. 354 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,540 It's so beautiful. 355 00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:32,959 Now, why do I know you're talking about money? 356 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,130 Kenny, we're off out again. Lincoln Street. 357 00:20:35,131 --> 00:20:37,339 OK, will you give us a call when you get there? There's a phone box on the 358 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:38,390 corner. OK. 359 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:41,479 I'm phoning these guys, right? 360 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,099 The ones that don't know they've been hit. And I'm saying, hey, we're doing a 361 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,979 big feature on your shop, which is true, so why don't you take out a big advert 362 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,400 just to beef up the impact? 363 00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:53,479 And they're saying, hey, great idea. Then I'm charging them twice the normal 364 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,039 rate because of the size of the spread they're getting. 365 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:56,979 It's beautiful. 366 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,600 They're paying us to expose them. 367 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,640 Colin, you are remembering it was our idea. 368 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,590 Hey, guys, I'd never have thought it up without you. 369 00:21:04,591 --> 00:21:08,599 Do you think we should tell him we're giving all the money to the hospital? 370 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,639 Don't be cruel. 371 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,900 Linda, what do you think? 372 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,170 There you go, Linda. 373 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,260 Biggest front page we've ever done. 374 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,330 Yes, we can verify everything it says in the paper. 375 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,460 And we will do if we're asked. 376 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,380 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 377 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,150 You're too kind. 378 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,690 Please call again. 379 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,580 That's the fourth death threat today. 380 00:22:17,581 --> 00:22:19,979 Hey, Kenny, how did it go at the police station? 381 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:22,899 Well, Inspector Hawkins said he can't approve of what we're doing. 382 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:23,980 And congratulations. 383 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,100 Is he following us up? Of course not. 384 00:22:26,101 --> 00:22:28,299 He'll get back to us when he has. 385 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,460 Great. Oh... 386 00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:32,649 Kerr says it's the best edition we've ever produced and he wants to speak to 387 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,700 personally. Yeah? 388 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,580 Yeah. He wants to take the hand of the person responsible. 389 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:38,250 This is a big story, Kenny. 390 00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:40,680 We'll be weeks just clearing up after it. 391 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,610 So well done and welcome back. 392 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:43,980 Oh, Penny? 393 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,220 Yeah? 394 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,000 Never mind. 395 00:22:51,111 --> 00:22:54,549 Temporary acting assistant editor? 396 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:55,600 Yes? 397 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:56,860 You're fired. 398 00:22:56,861 --> 00:22:57,979 Thanks, Bart. 399 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,060 You won't regret this. 400 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:02,750 I'm touched. 401 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,070 No other guy ever tried to close down a business for me. 402 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:09,110 Well, if you can't put a few people out of work for a friend. 403 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:12,140 Happy endings are so predictable. 404 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,900 Me, I like the unexpected. 405 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,480 Princess kisses frog and it's a girl. 406 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,110 Could happen. Yeah, sure, as frogs are princes. 407 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,120 Some of them turn out to be not too bad. 408 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:23,260 Shall we go for a walk? 409 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,660 Easy for you guys to say. 410 00:23:25,661 --> 00:23:28,419 Don't let the wheelchair pull you, Keith. 411 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,160 I'm just leaving my body to science. 412 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,490 It's dangerous. 413 00:23:31,491 --> 00:23:35,779 This story's getting a ton of reaction. I'm really glad you decided to come in 414 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,299 and help. 415 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,019 I'm glad you've told me that's what I've decided. 416 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:41,119 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, but quite frankly, I think selling solvents 417 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,430 to children is a lot more irresponsible than anything we printed. 418 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,690 It's mad, really. 419 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,840 I almost feel guilty. 420 00:23:46,841 --> 00:23:49,319 Some of these people could lose their living. 421 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,550 These people aren't making a living, Jenny. 422 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,900 They're making a killing. 423 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,039 Colin, are you hiding from anything? 424 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,690 Of course I'm not hiding, Fraz. Why would I be hiding? 425 00:24:22,691 --> 00:24:25,579 Well, it's just that you're standing in a cupboard. I took a wrong turning. And 426 00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:26,879 you're wearing dark glasses. 427 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,520 So? And a beard. A beard? 428 00:24:28,521 --> 00:24:30,019 Oh, no. 429 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,759 Puberty. Colin, what are you hiding from? 430 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,099 Why have you got to assume I'm hiding? Why has everyone got to assume I'm 431 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,499 hiding? It's getting so a guy can't disguise himself and stand in a cupboard 432 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,859 anymore. There's no one you're trying to avoid, then? 433 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:44,259 Of course there isn't. So why did you try to get Linda to print your obituary 434 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:44,999 the paper? 435 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,360 I wasn't feeling very well. 436 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:50,509 Oh, by the way, friends, if a guy comes looking for me, talking about prams, 437 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:53,969 could you, you know, for a joke, tell him I'll be out of town till Christmas 438 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,370 sometime next century? 439 00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:59,970 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34618

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