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Welcome to the task force.

My name is Officer Mateo, and I'm here to teach you how to ride that

Can I take you with me tonight?

It's not funny, Anderson.

These past couple of months, they've really been great.

They just found a girl's body in a ravine near Sugar Ranch.

Come on, you're going to do it first. Let's go.

It's not that hard.

I'm a born leader.

Geronimo, buddy.

Yeah, Geronimo and her sister Pocahontas.

Nick Dennis.

There's the culprit right there. You must have bent it on the way out.

Thanks, Rick.

Hey, look, next time we go up... You're kidding.

Give the man a line.

Take care of him.

Jets, Jesse Arnold. Jesse Arnold and... Ritz Hoffman. And we received your

applications last week.

How do you open this? Would you please take care of my man? He's got it right.

Thank you so much.

Mark, I have to give you guys special consideration.

If the soda's cold. Thank you, Captain.

High pepper putting him away?

Trying.

Chris, sir.

Watch out for his forehead. It's evil. With him, you gotta watch both hands at

all times.

Will you get out of here, spoiled sport?

Hi, Pepper.

Now, that doesn't count.

What are you doing here?

Come over here, Bill.

We just had our first parachute jump.

It was my first and last. This is Jill Crowley, Michelle Parker.

She's a friend of Rick Patel. So Rick invited us to the party.

This is Yancey Parnell, Adnart.

Hey, how are you? Not for long.

Hi. Not for long.

This is the outfit I've been waiting for.

He's here to make a few points with the brass.

Male insecurity.

Are you sure you're from Georgia?

Parnell, you're the guy who keeps winning all the contests, right?

Well, it's really no big deal.

I mean, I haven't won anything major yet.

But I've been entering these things since I was a kid.

How about your last prize, Yancey? The one from my suggestions for the Rose

competition? You never know when a relief map of Pisgah Beach is going to

in handy.

Where do I know you from?

She works in our department field.

Fingerprints. And I would like to have your fingerprints on a glass. Oh, yes,

'am. Sure.

Come on over here. Come on. What did the Reverend do now? We've got great ice

cream this week. It's chocolate pecan.

He made it?

Four, yeah?

Four. Listen, if it would keep you guys from boozing, I'd crank out ten.

Okay. Mickey, give me no bed.

What are you doing?

The dreams we depended upon.

You're leaving a slow dying ember.

I'll miss you, my love, when you're gone.

I wish you joy, though teardrops burn.

But if someday you should want to return.

To live.

I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover.

And a pretty good singer. Or an octopus.

You've got to be kidding.

What are you trying to prove? You've got some kind of a death wish?

You know, that's what they all say.

But I'll make it.

Afganci, we both filled out our applications last Friday.

Side by side, Sergeant Crowley.

Well, wish you luck.

I don't need luck.

I'll race you, Sergeant Crowley, any time you say.

Me?

Rick tells me you were quite a hot dog in your time.

Did you say in my time?

In your time.

Honey, you just said the magic word.

You got yourself a race anytime you say.

There you go.

Now.

Now?

didn't that say he spotted yesterday?

About 50 riders all heading the same way.

Yeah. Sugar ranch.

Any earth -shattering comments before we take off?

Yeah, I have. It's about the bulletproof vest that we're getting, I hope. All

right? But there's one little problem with him, Sarge.

There's no guarantee.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Beautiful. You get shot, you stay shot.

That doesn't seem fair, does it, Sarge?

Oh.

Gentlemen,

the grievances of our compadre, our golden -throated friend, has been duly

noted. and will be filed in the men's room.

All right, let's hit the streets.

What's happening here? What's going on?

What's happening here, Comet?

I see a driver's license.

Driver's license. Everybody wants to see a driver's license.

They all want to see the driver's license.

There you go, Pally.

Take it out of the wallet.

Okay, you guys, back to the fight. Come on, move it out. Move it out.

What's going on?

Robert Olsen?

Robert Olsen, that's right.

Now, these people here, they call me Babu, doobie.

Yeah, well, your people should have told you that you have no front license

plate on your van. What do you mean I have no plate? How can you tell me there

wasn't a plate on the front, huh?

Babu, Babu, lighten up. That is his mission in life.

Hey, that is your mission in life, my poor sign friend, so you go ahead, write

it down. Save it, turkey, for someone who's interested.

We're going up the road, a trip up the road. I'm just asking you where that

might be.

Well,

sir, see, sir, our plan is to ride until we get to a place where we're going to

meet some old acquaintances of ours and their ladies.

And we're going to have a reunion, you might say.

Sugar Ranch, maybe? The old movie ghost town?

You okay?

I'm fine.

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the lady. Hang on, pal.

Now, this is my old lady.

She likes talking to new cops.

Her name is Marco Polo, if you want to know her name.

If you want to know her name.

Let me sign that, please.

Let me sign it with the autograph. The old autograph gag, huh?

It gets a little rough sometimes, you know what I mean?

I wasn't speeding, officer.

No, you weren't.

Well, so what did I do wrong?

I'd say it was a clear case of blatant mopery.

Blatant mopery?

Uh,

see that sign?

Moping is allowed on this thoroughfare between 10 a .m. and 2 .30 p .m. What do

you know about that?

They must have changed the ordinance.

So what are you charging me with?

Well, uh, how about you have no illumination over your rear license

How about you take off your dark glasses?

Is that all you cops have to do? Go around writing tickets?

Why don't you catch the people who are committing the real crimes?

The rapists, the robbers, stickball players.

Now that's blatant mopery.

You know, that's a very good idea.

We'll talk about it tonight over dinner.

Suppose I tell you I already had planned. Made weeks and weeks ago.

Suppose I tell you that if... Suppose I tell you that I can charge you and book

you. For engine pump run.

Did I do that?

Callously.

I deserve dinner.

I'm going to the basketball game with Rick Mateo tonight.

You want to get another ticket and we'll all go together?

I can't think of anything I'd rather do more than go to the basketball game with

Rick Mateo. Yeah?

I've heard all those old songs.

You sure you don't mind?

Oh, are you kidding?

No, you don't mind? Hey, sweetheart, how'd you like to go to the basketball

tonight? No, thank you, sir.

Those chauvinists upstairs, they turned down my task force application, but not

for long.

I've talked to my attorney, and she says that if I can... She says?

Yes, she says if I can get enough girls in the department to sign applications,

those deadheads upstairs are going to have to act. Take on at least a handful

us. Excuse me, I have to go talk to one of those deadheads upstairs.

See you later, sir. I'm sorry, Michelle.

Pepper, women must be allowed to work any division of the department they

choose. Now, we have earned that right.

Is that correct or isn't it?

Well, um... Yeah, sure. Good. Then you'll sign one and send it up, right?

If it'll help, yeah, I'll sign.

Great.

I pray you'll take my hand.

I adore you.

I do.

I do.

In every dream.

Breath with me for you.

I pray you'll take my hand.

Carlo.

Remember when you used to dance on the recorder with me?

Me was a titty like her back then.

From stars, I'll make your crown and kneel

before you.

I pray you'll take my hand.

Open up your eyes, please.

I don't dare.

Oh, yeah.

Leading to heaven.

A heaven... Look at me.

Mine and yours.

I was thrilled to be called in on my day off. What is it, the Gomez case?

No, I just thought maybe you'd like to come in, sit down, and have a little

drink.

At 9 o 'clock in the morning? It might make the news easier to take.

What news?

Well, I don't know how to break it to you, but I thought maybe a boilermaker

two might help.

Oh, I'll take it now.

Straight, and no boilermaker. What's up? Okay, thanks to the avalanche of

applications from women.

Hoping to join the motorcycle task force.

The powers that be, rather than risk a civil suit, have decided to accept a

token group of four policewomen and one sergeant to try to qualify.

Now... You want to guess, Kimo Sabe, who the sergeant is?

Welcome to the task force.

You know what it feels like, Charlie?

That morning you were off to your first day at school.

I am.

Task force school.

Hello. Hello, Pepper.

Michelle.

Listen, did I wake you?

No, I was in the pool.

Well, this is the day.

Do you want to pick me up in about an hour or do it the other way around?

Here's one I'll cook for us tonight.

Roughage hamburgers.

I'm having meatloaf.

Hey, that's great.

Nearly the same thing.

All you need to add is a cup of groats.

Hey,

Mom.

Do you remember Pop talking about Pepper?

Pepper Anderson?

He worked on a couple of cases with her.

Well, don't you think it'd be kind of fun if we had her over some night for

supper? Cookout, maybe?

Just pick the night, and I'll pick up the steaks.

Listen, Michelle.

This is it.

It's our day. A milestone for women all over the world.

At least for five of us.

Well, I'll see you later.

Tess? Yeah?

Do you always go swimming at five in the morning?

Every morning, just before my polo match.

My favorite fans.

You and little Fritz.

Yeah, well, leave her alone.

Get the door, get the door, get the door.

Can't be helped. Hey, group.

This is it. Pull up a chair and dig in.

For instance, if it's one morning, I do not feel like eating.

Why? Did you come in first in that cat food contest?

Third. I won a three -year supply.

All you need now is a cat.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. You like that, huh?

Jesse Arnold.

All -star, UCLA, Medal of Valor. Last year, saved that busload of kids that

off the bridge.

Oh, that's Jesse Arnold. How nice of them to save him for me.

Let's go.

This is a motorcycle.

It can kill you.

Or it can save your life.

Now, it's a tool of your trade.

Now, if you can't handle it or take care of it, you're useless at the task

force.

Now, let's go to work.

Mateo, group one.

Crawford, two.

Thorpe.

The average four.

Down here on the left side of the motorcycle is the ignition key, and that

turn the motorcycle on.

Extend your right arms, please, and put them on the right handlebar. That is the

throttle. That will make the motorcycle go.

Right forward of the throttle is a red button. That is a kill switch.

All right, a kill switch.

If you're ever in any kind of situation where you cannot control the bike, and

you use this, and it kills the bike. Mount up!

Hi,

Rick. What can I say? Sorry about the opera.

I forgot this was cruise night. Yeah, well, we can catch a eat any time.

nothing. Yeah, well, we got everything here but the camels. I don't believe it.

I... Hi, Reverend.

Hey, evening. Pepper.

Say, I hope I didn't louse things up by putting Rick back on duty tonight.

Oh, no, we can get a bite to eat later.

If there's anything that I can... Heather, what are you doing here?

Heather!

Who's Heather?

That guy's unreal. It's his daughter.

I don't believe that. Did you see that yellow job with the three wheels?

I don't believe that.

Well, here comes one of those packs I was telling you about.

That one?

Yep, that's it.

bucket you know you just try to resist me and i'll break your neck

They want to buy both of them.

Yeah, I thought so.

They smell like they both use the same cologne.

All right, come on, let's break it up. It's all over. Come on. Back it up,

everybody. Come on, back it up.

You know, Johnny, one day I'm going to mop the street with that blue uniform.

You can chop down some of his head.

Still freeloading, huh, Ricardo?

How you been?

Pretty good. Missed you at the handball court last week, didn't you?

Busy. Wow, I thought you wanted to see me, man, not poison me.

This is terrible.

You forget that it was your mother who taught me how to make coffee in the

place. It was, huh? Yeah.

Here, I got something this morning.

Missing persons.

Look at this.

Her name's Joan DeMarco.

I was taken about three years ago. Now she'd be 18.

The daughter of a state senator, Sacramento.

Ran off with a chopper freak about a year ago.

Know his name?

Yeah, we ran a make on him.

His name is Robert Olchen. He calls himself Bobbo.

Olchen?

His left hand missing?

Yeah, that's right.

He lost it in a motorcycle accident a couple years ago.

Yeah, sure, I know this kid.

I pulled that creep over, Olchen.

Where? Side of them on the highway.

She's sitting next to him in a van.

Yeah, quiet kid.

Looked like she was half in the bag all the time.

Those folks said that he's made a real pimp out of her.

Gets a lot different to your sort of hair now. Is that right?

Mm -hmm.

Well, it's more than... Got this. That's what they received yesterday.

Got your daughter. You can have her back, but $25 ,000 will be in touch, R

Robert Olsen?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, but you think he's gonna be dumb enough to put his name on something like

this?

Could be that space stop.

Or it could be part of his work.

You got any idea where you can locate her?

I have a pretty good idea of where I can look, I'll tell you that.

Would you be having any spare change for a brother?

Where's a girl?

Girl? You want a girl? Look at all these brothers.

Come here, baby. Come over.

You want to spend $100 on this one?

John DeMarco. Where is she?

Johnny DeMarco. Oh, Marco Polo.

She became a famous world traveler, so she must be traveling, you know. She's

split.

She's split, huh?

Yeah. Split where to?

First of all, pal, I don't even care, you know?

In the end, maybe she went home.

No, she ain't home, pal. She's got a lot of bread, you know. She ain't home.

There's a missing out on her.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, well, that's a drag.

All I can say is maybe you can run an ad in the free press like girl missing or

something.

Listen, what are you hassling me for with all this jazz? I don't need this.

How about something simple for you?

How's that?

When's the last time you saw her?

Let me try something simple.

I said she's split.

Ah, nice.

Nice looking guy like yourself.

Shouldn't have any trouble getting a bride, huh?

Let's go. Come on, get out.

I thought that redhead was your little chick.

Just because she parked her butt on my bike a couple of times, that doesn't

she's my lady.

She can ride that bike. I was talking to her the other day. They just found a

girl's body in a ravine near Sugar Ranch.

The decomposition of the cadaver is severe, as you can see.

And we won't have any luck with dental reports.

The jaw was broken.

Most of her teeth were knocked out.

Probably due to a fall down that ravine.

But, obviously, she's a female Caucasian in her late teens or early twenties.

Was there any drug content in evidence?

Yeah, pretty damn high.

Think it was a homicide?

Yeah, I'd say.

I judge mainly because of these slash marks.

Probably made with a sharp instrument.

Steel? A steel claw, possibly?

Murdoch!

We've been here six weeks now, and I want to see some improvement!

Hey!

For the following officers, please remain a few moments.

Morrell.

Randall. Payton.

French. Hennings.

Taylor.

Franklin.

Johnson. Dress dismissed.

Would you, uh... Would you please come over here?

I'll, uh, I'll make this brief.

Unfortunately, everyone can't be chosen a member of the task force.

Now, we've observed you through all phases of training, and we feel that you

need more work in order to qualify.

I'm sorry, I know how you feel.

But let me say this.

With practice, I'm sure that most of you could qualify.

And you're welcome to try again next year.

Any questions?

Back to juvenile for me.

I miss the kids anyway.

I'm sorry, Charlie.

Salute. Salute.

Next person I'll be saluting is the sergeant in charge of pencils, pens, and

paper clips. Hey, Charlie.

We know how you feel, buddy.

Nobody likes to be washed out of anything.

But it happens to everybody, you know what I mean? I am not everybody, Rick.

I'm gonna have a heck of a time pushing that pencil around for the next year

without you.

Listen, I'll tell you what.

I'll make a deal with you.

I will help you myself on my time off, okay? Deal? We can help you together.

You mean that?

Sure we mean it. Sure.

Okay, okay. No tears, no lumps in the throat, no soap opera.

Instead, a toast.

To the loveliest lady ever to tame a bite.

Me?

No lumps in the throat.

No tears.

I almost let a few slip out.

He'll be all right.

You'd be right.

He said it himself.

There's always next year, you know.

Just like there's going to be tomorrow night for you and me.

Rick, I think I better day in tomorrow night.

No way. No way.

Forget it.

Look, I got so much stuff to do. Listen, it's Linda Hoffman's shower tomorrow. I

don't even have her gift yet.

I got to pick up my dry cleaning and Tuesday is the graduation ceremony.

I haven't even had time to wash my hair.

Rick?

So what's the big deal?

You do all that and I'll pick you up at 8 .30.

Okay? You're too much.

Okay.

Sleep tight.

You too.

All right. Bye -bye.

Ciao.

You want to see something great? Look at that. Hey, how about that? How about

that for a diploma?

Now that women's lib is brainwashed, you and your cute little patch on there,

would you give me a hand? Yeah, here, turkey.

Hey, why do they call these things hibachis anyway?

Japanese, Jesse.

What else are they going to call it?

Never thought about it that way.

Real Austrian potato salad.

Yeah, well, like my granddaddy used to say, they're good.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, give me that.

Michelle,

I want you to smell this bread.

I baked it. So I hear.

Well, it smells like bread.

But I have one question.

What in the world is hulled rice and wheat bread?

Just wait till you taste it, honey.

You just wait. That hulled rice is going to go down like Yancey Cannonball.

Yeah, funny, Yancey.

Ha -ha. I like it. I like it. I think you've been polishing that bike too

pal. Got to pamper them or else they're going to turn sour on you.

Know what Sergeant Barnett said to me? I do pray tell us.

That our bikes will become like wives.

Sort of like with this piston ring I thee wed.

I wouldn't let Linda hear you say that.

Well, Linda heard it.

She's just here to taste this skinny little little crystal here.

It's I thee wed to me. Hey, man, I'm not skinny.

I'm slim.

No, you skinny.

Hey, attention.

All right, yeah.

Have some of that. Give me, give me. Okay, which one of you newly graduated

motor cops is going to burn it for me? Don't look at me.

You're a lucky skinny motor cop. Yeah, but you fat cats do all the eating.

Good.

Rick, Bill had that talk with the chief.

I'm going back with my unit.

With Bill and Pete and Joe.

Means I won't be seeing you every morning at the crack of dawn. Hey, I'm

going to like that too much.

No, neither am I.

He explained that I did what I did to help out the other girls who might want

ride a bike.

Or an elephant or an aardvark or whatever they come up with.

Did you have fun?

I loved it.

Yeah. But don't tell anybody from personnel.

No, I won't, but I'm really happy that you know how to ride now because we can

just take off right out into the sunset like Dale Evans and Roy Rogers.

Mateo and Anderson.

What a quinella.

Have I ever told you? Yes.

That I have always been... Come here.

That I have always been a

pretty happy guy, you know. I mean, reasonably happy. Yeah, what a guy can

expect out of life.

But these past couple of months, they really mean...

Listen to me.

There's somebody watching us through the window.

Now just relax.

So I call the police?

Yeah, ma 'am.

Hey.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Now just stay here. Don't move from here, okay?

All right.

Hey, where do you keep the coffee? I need some coffee.

Above the stove.

Above the stove?

Why does everybody always keep the coffee above the stove?

I don't know.

the hell are you doing here?

Who was it? Did you see him?

I don't know who it was. He got away.

Did you get a good look at him? I couldn't see him. It was dark.

Listen, I'd better... I'd really better go.

I'm getting pretty late and I have to be in early tomorrow morning.

I'll give you a call in the morning, okay?

Dr. Guy, please.

Rick Mattel.

Sweetheart, look, I'm really sorry to call you so late.

I got a little problem. I want to talk to you.

I'll be on duty most of the day tomorrow. I'll come by.

Bill?

Last line, you got hit by a van.

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