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Oh, tell me we're doing the right thing.

We're doing the right thing.

30 years.

Hard to believe.

I always assumed we'd be here till the end.

Yeah, me too.

In my mind, there was no doubt.

If only your head and your heart always agreed.

You're not in trouble, are you?

Trouble? No. No, we're fine, Dad.

Well, why move?

Like I said, we're downsizing.

Downsizing? We hardly fit in the place as it is.

Yeah, well, were you moving this week?

Me?

Why? To your new home, Dad.

Is that this week?

Mm -hmm. Friday.

Day after tomorrow.

Well, I'd better start packing then.

Are you sure we shouldn't tell him the truth?

Oh, no, just upset him. Make this harder than it already is.

Yeah.

Who'd have known you'd gambled away your life savings?

So, the first open house bit tomorrow, yeah? Yep.

Right, better go and make my room look less like a tip.

You know, this would be easier if we could move Dad first.

I know.

But we'd have a choice, right?

I would have thought Ted would have some savings.

Do you?

No, that's different. I'm not old.

You will be.

No, never. I plan to be an immortal rock god. Is that so?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I've got my first recording session today.

Wait, wait. Rewind.

Well, remember that guitarist I filled in for a couple of weeks back? Yeah,

you fell off the stage?

Yeah, yeah. Well, he went on a bender, broke his wrist and sang as though I

all the songs.

Matt, that's great.

That's a bitter start or something. Yeah, well, that's the plan.

They're doing the stripped -back acoustic version of all their songs.

Too easy.

Actually, I'm heading off in a couple of minutes. If you want to jump the queue

and get Mordegraff now... Okay, go, go, go on, go. Become an immortal rock god.

And mad? Yeah.

Good luck.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't sell. Oh, hello, Cabo.

I'm proud you grew up here.

Grew up, eh?

There's a bloke who still gets the crust to cut off his sandwiches. Cabo, we'd

love to be next door to you and your family, but it's time to move on.

Dave! Tell me this isn't true. You can't sell.

Sorry, mate.

But why?

Well, we need to free up a bit of cash to help take care of Ted.

Well, maybe we could pitch in, right, Retta? Honey, you're working like five

jobs as it is. Look, I can get six, OK? My cousin Nick, he needs help with a

dance studio.

We could never take your money, Koba.

And who knows?

Maybe downsizing will be good for us. Less to clean. Exactly.

It's happening.

Don't worry, you'll get used to the idea.

For the kitchen staff, as they go with the pot? Of course. Help yourself.

Although water would be cheaper.

I like the new menu.

I'm trying to pay you a compliment.

A simple thank you would be customary.

Thank you.

So, this netball comp.

Not a comp.

It's a fundraising gala event.

Even better. I hear you're a few players short.

No point.

Well, I'm happy to sweat for a good cause.

Have you ever actually played before?

How hard can it be?

It's like basketball for women.

Are you all this fast?

Have you heard wrong?

Sorry, there's no places left.

Really? Really.

Too bad. Could have been fun.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Oops. Must be breaking at least three sexual harassment laws.

It still will be.

Fun, I mean.

Oh, Carol. This is our son, Nathan.

He used to be in real estate as well. Nice to meet you. Here's your coffee.

just instant. The machine's on the blink.

Oh, thanks.

This house has so much

potential.

Potential?

Absolutely.

Right. I thought I might bake some biscuits tomorrow, make the place smell

homey. Oh, that's a lovely touch, but, um... But it's not necessary. What would

really help is some decluttering to emphasise space.

You must be the agent, the one that talked them into this crazy idea.

Dad. When's tea?

Soon, Ted.

My clockwork.

It's so lovely to see such a close -knit family living together under the one

roof. Yes, it has its moments.

But for the open house, don't be here.

Enjoy some time out together.

I'll take care of everything.

Now, I should be going.

I'll fix that.

Fabulous. I'll see myself out.

Bye.

By decluttering, she means us.

Okay.

Ready? All right. Shall we have another crack at it?

Yep.

Okay. On my signal, yeah.

Got it.

What? I said on the signal.

I bet you did.

No, I looked.

Wasn't that your signal? No, when I nod. When I nod.

Ah. Yeah? Gotcha.

Okay.

Let's go again. We'll go again.

Okay.

You nodded. Yeah, but you're off tempo.

Just slow down a bit. Ah, right. Okay.

Okay.

Um, sorry.

You just need to tell.

Matt, we're on.

Oh, Dad, we've got an open house. Okay, okay.

Come on, sweetheart. Looks like we're being booted out.

Where's Edward?

Already next door with Emma.

God, it feels really weird having total strangers walking through our house.

Jules. Yeah, I know, I know. Hey, sweetie.

Hello. Yeah, Carol, you're in here.

Oh, look.

The whole family's here. Yeah, we're just leaving.

And you fixed the tap. Oh, it's easy. Dad, you're an electrician, not a

I thought you were leaving. Okay, we're going to go next door.

You coming, Grandad?

Well, not that I've got a choice.

Come on, love. Bye.

So, everything all right? It's perfect.

Everything is perfect.

Place has a real cottagey feel.

Is that a good thing? Of course.

Now, don't worry about a thing.

I'm sure the buyers are already lining up outside.

Yeah, OK, let's go.

OK.

Oh! Oh, sorry, no, I've got to... Right,

OK.

Bye. Oh, I'll go.

I'll go now.

But, Julie, that's exactly why you should play, because it'll help you and

children.

Just think of it as boxing, but on a netball court.

And you're not actually allowed to punch anyone.

Oh, is that tomorrow?

Already?

Yes, of course, Ted's much more important.

Let me know if I can do anything.

Okay, bye.

No go?

She's already got enough on her plate.

Ted's moving tomorrow.

Anyway, what brings you here?

To let you know, Redda has recruited Carbo and Tina.

Redda's already called.

She's taking this nipple thing very seriously.

And I also have a lunch date with Buzz.

And maybe Jackson.

Buzz? Is that his actual name?

He's a nice guy.

A single father.

Mum, Buzz and I have talked about that and we both want to give it a go.

I just don't want you to get hurt.

You can't give up on all men because of a few bad experiences.

There are good men out there.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, Jackson.

Good to see you.

How about we grab that table over there? Looks good.

Hey, mate, do you want to grab us some menus?

They're just on the counter.

Sorry about that.

Maybe I shouldn't have invited him. No, it's good for us to do stuff together.

Still, he'd rather be hanging out with his mates. Em, it's all good.

It would come up beautifully in a more neutral colour.

Yes, not sure about that green, really.

Oh, I don't mind the green.

It gives the place a more cottagey feel.

Let me show you the master bedroom. It's a lovely aspect.

What are you doing?

Nothing. We're not meant to be here.

Well, no -one knows we're the owners.

All right, now they do. Come on, let's go.

What? Jules, come on.

It's a lovely home.

It's really good. Come on.

Well, I like the green. Rachel chose it. When she was five. Yeah, look at her

career now.

George, I know it's hard, but you can't let it get to you. It is a house. No,

it's a home. Well, it was your idea to sell, remember? Hey, I know, I know. And

that is exactly what we're going to do. Quickly, I hope.

That is not an office.

It's a shed.

Can you imagine running a business out of it?

Hey, I'll have you know I built that shed with my own hands and it's an

electrical business. A very successful one. Thank you very much.

What was that you said about not letting things get to you?

In the battle of head versus heart, round one goes to heart.

You all right? That place doesn't sell. It's not my fault. Julie, head hasn't

packed yet.

It has to be done.

Want me to do it?

Stupid poker game won't let me in.

Dad? Don't know what's going on.

Dad, I need to talk to you.

Dad,

we need to get you packed for tomorrow.

Where are we going?

You're moving into your new place.

That's tomorrow?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, well...

Better get cracking.

What do I need?

What do I need?

No, I've got that.

Clothing and small items, remember?

Just when I was about to get into windsurfing.

Enjoying the view?

Just need some white for the kitchen.

Listen, about the netball team, are you still keen?

I thought it was full.

We've had a drop out. Really?

Well, are you still interested or not?

I'd love to, but I'm made of a plant, you know.

Ah, well, hi.

The wine?

Yeah.

Shame, I reckon you'd look good in a netball skirt.

We're not wearing skirt.

Then I definitely have other plans.

It's fun. You should come along.

No balls for girls.

Oh, Dad, can I have some money?

For what for?

A bus ticket.

Oh, yeah? Where to?

Melbourne.

On your own, mate.

Well, Simba's going, too.

And what does your mum say?

Well, with me gone, she's got more time to spend with the dickhead.

Hey, your mum loves you.

I swear she's waiting for me to turn 18 so I'll move out.

Is this your mum's boyfriend?

I'd rather live anywhere but there.

I'm sure it's not that bad.

Maybe you should tell her how you feel.

Yeah, thanks for the advice, but I've already got her, Mum. Hey.

We're going home.

Is he all right to go on his own?

Yeah, let him cool down.

So, that went well.

Yoo -hoo!

Donna, hi.

Is Ted in?

Post office.

Oh. Pity. I wanted to say goodbye before he, you know, moved.

Yeah, well, he'll be back soon.

So sad.

How's Julie?

Is she inside?

Post office.

Of course she is. Silly me.

Don't know where my head is today.

You OK?

May I?

It's ridiculous, really.

It's Gary, my chef.

Would you like a coffee? Don't ask me why or how, but somehow he's managed to

get under my guard.

Sexually. What on earth is wrong with me? I really think you should talk to

about this. You think there's a 12 -step program for women like me?

Relationships Anonymous or something? I can give her a call if you like.

Maybe I will.

Will what?

Have that coffee, if you're not too busy.

Oh, well, actually... Sorry, I'll be all right in a minute.

I'll get that coffee.

It was a disaster.

Oh, you can't have been that bad.

He was one step away from stabbing me with a fork. Oh, he's a teenager.

His hormones must be out of control.

And I told Buzz he didn't have to choose between us.

Oh, what if I can't do it? Okay, we're in serious trouble. Am I? Yeah, Netball

is full on, and I have, like, no core strength.

Are you even listening?

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You really like Buzz, but he comes with this whole other person attached.

And I didn't even consider how Jackson might feel about it all. Yeah.

He might really hate you.

Exactly. Really resent you being around.

Might even start shoplifting for attention.

That never works, by the way. Okay, is this supposed to be helping?

Look, it's early days. Just give it time.

I guess.

Be yourself, okay? Everybody loved you. How could Jackson not?

Okay? Make sure he doesn't walk all over you.

Mmm, lamb roast.

Dad's favourite.

Is he packed?

Yeah.

Hey, Donna, did you say thanks for the advice today?

Trust me, she did all the talking.

Please tell me that's not her.

G'day, Carol. Come in.

Good news.

We've had an offer.

Already? They're motivated buyers.

Must have fallen for the cottagey vibe.

Exactly. And it's two grand above your reserve.

Is that all?

A bit in this market. But you said yesterday that this place had so much

potential.

The buyer wants an answer tonight.

Tonight?

We've got an important family dinner. It's not a good time.

I should let you know that yours is not the only property they're pursuing.

Jules, I think we should take it.

It'll cover Ted's place and leave enough for us.

I would.

30 ,000.

Sorry? Above the reserve.

That's what we'll accept.

That's highly unlikely.

Well, then I guess we'll still be going to auction, won't we?

That was bloody beautiful.

As good as your month, if not better.

Now, don't you tell her I said that.

Oh, no.

Oh, this is... No, no, we got it.

You relax.

Well, I don't know what I did to deserve the special treatment, but I'll take

it.

Hey, Mum, I think the agent's right. Not tonight, mate.

I'll take those. You just relax. Sit down.

Thank you.

Hey, Buzz.

Come in.

Buzz. Hey.

Hey. Sorry to interrupt.

No problem. Just cleaning up.

Listen, you haven't seen Jackson, have you?

No. Little bucket's gone AWOL.

Well, I'd be surprised if he came here.

Haven't really seen him much since the compy thing.

Yeah, of course.

Probably just trying to get your attention.

Well, he's got it.

Need a hand?

No, no, it's cool.

He'll show up. Yeah.

Anyway, I'd better keep moving. Yeah, keep us posted. Yeah.

Why don't we do something else other than watch TV?

Why?

I don't know. We could play cards.

Talk?

Will you do that tomorrow night?

Yeah, no worries.

I just thought I'd check on the off chance.

Yeah, cheers, mate.

Bye.

Well, that's it. I've no idea where he is.

I'm sorry.

Why? You didn't run away.

No, but I might have been the cause. No, it's not your fault.

I should have listened to him. I mean, he pretty much said he'd rather be

anywhere than at his mum's. Well, maybe he did go to Melbourne.

How could he?

He doesn't have any money.

I don't think... What?

Credit card's gone.

Yeah, Anya, it's me.

Yeah, look, do you have the number for Simo's parents?

I choked.

At the studio.

Nerves. I totally blew it.

Why didn't you say something?

I don't know.

Are you sure it was that bad? Well, they had to book another session with

someone else.

Someone. Surely they can give you another chance.

No, it doesn't work like that.

Now, word will be out there and my name will be compost.

I am sure it's not as bad as you think it was.

Got a pressie?

Sure.

You up?

Oh, just turning in, love.

Come on.

No long faces.

Ruby's going to miss you.

Little Rubes.

Best surprise ever.

Just goes to show you don't know what's around the corner, do you?

Maybe you will take up windsurfing.

Windsurfing.

Good night, love.

Waiting the light off?

Ta.

I'll leave the door open, okay?

Thanks, love.

Thanks.

Night, Dad.

Night, love.

Oh,

that's a relief.

Thanks for letting me know.

OK, mate.

It was Buzz.

Jackson was at a mate's, packing for Melbourne.

Oh. Well, I'm glad he's OK.

I don't know why Buzz came over here. He could have just called me.

Well, because he wanted to see you.

All good with Ted?

Yeah. He's asleep.

He's being very brave.

Yeah, this was never going to be easy.

No.

Maybe we should have accepted that offer.

It'll work out somehow.

Always does when it comes to you and me.

Like a rock.

Whatever happened to Rock God?

Yeah, right.

Rock God. You coming to bed? Yeah, in a minute.

I don't need to fill you in on all the places that I've been.

Cause I'm guessing you've been there too.

We all walk in a pair of shoes.

We all hope that we bounce more than we bruise.

And it don't matter how much you spend.

It only matters in the end that your soul don't wear right

through. I can manage. Dad, can you just let me help? I don't want people there

thinking I'm an invalid.

Stop it, both of you.

I'll take it.

When we get there, you can walk in with it, all right?

Jeez, what's in here?

Everything. Do you want me to take it? No. Just watch your back. I can manage.

We're still going to see each other in a while, okay?

Come on, give it a hug.

Okay.

See you, Grandad.

See you, mate. See you.

We'll come and visit you once you've settled in, all right?

Sure.

See you, little man.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Let's take Broad as Rhine.

Let's roll.

It only matters in the end that you're so nowhere

right through.

Sorry, Tim.

I'll see you at school.

So why can't I go?

You want the full list or just the highlights?

What's so great about Melbourne, anyway?

Oh, it's not here.

What is your problem?

You don't care.

Neither does Mum.

Is that what you really think?

Mate, we all love you. And you just throw it back at us.

Mum doesn't.

She's embarrassed.

What are you talking about?

Jackson. What?

When she looks at me, all she sees is a mistake.

And you're the same.

Listen to me.

Never, ever have I thought of you as a mistake.

It's the only thing I've done right.

It's just words, Dad.

It's more than that.

I don't believe you.

All right?

Live with me.

What? If you hate it with your mum so much... Really? But what about mum?

Well, I'll talk to her. Work something out.

But it's just a trial.

Okay? One foot wrong and the deal's off.

Got it.

And be nice to Emma.

She means a lot to me, Emma.

I know.

But no one is more important to me than you, you got it?

I love you, mate.

Alright, that's enough.

Save it for Emma.

Cool.

Sure it won't cramp his dial?

Yeah, I know.

No more strip poker.

No more wild cocaine parties.

That's just Jackson.

Frankie!

Just the woman I wanted.

Danger. She can't be good.

How do the words netball gala event this afternoon sound to you?

Terrifying. Please? We only need one more player.

Yeah, no, I can't. I've got this thing with Matt.

Please? I promised Donna.

And it's for charity.

I'm terrible with ball games.

You're a tomboy. Yeah, go figure.

Catch. Ah!

Oh, you missed out on purpose.

Julie, I didn't. She really didn't. Quick thinking.

That's what we need on the court.

Yeah, if you want someone who can't throw or catch. Great. I'll text you the

details.

Oh, I'm kidding.

That's OK.

I tried to tell them. Hey, don't worry, mate.

I'll cheer for you.

Great. I've got to go.

I'll see you later.

That could go in the drawer.

No, it'll get creased.

It all fits neatly.

Yeah, with room to spare.

Should have bought that windsurfer, eh?

What?

I'll tell you later.

Now, for the final touch.

Oh, Dad.

It's from the kids.

Rachel organised it.

All the way from New York.

I'll have to call them.

They'd love that.

Well, you lot should be heading off.

You trying to get rid of us already?

Yeah, thought you could show us around.

Yes, barely we've caught you.

Come on.

Why not?

That's a star.

What is?

Consciousness. I checked your pulse before I left, just in case.

What time is it?

It's time for you to get up and get changed.

Although I would have a shower first.

Where are we going?

It's a surprise.

I'll tell you on the way.

Go on, trust me.

This better be good.

This is not good.

You need to believe in yourself.

I need to throw up.

And it's time for you to start playing your own music, not someone else's. I

can't afford this. Recording sessions aren't cheap.

Mate, it's a present.

For what?

Mooching off you?

This is not for anyone else. It's for you.

Matt, good to see you again.

Hey.

Ready whenever you are.

I can't believe you did this.

I'm going to pay you back.

Shut up and play.

But fight for me, fight for me Throw your arms

around my neck Don't offer me Oh,

something for me

Oh, something for

me What's that?

Dinner bell, I think.

Dad?

Where are we?

Your new home.

The one we chose together, remember?

With a nice garden?

We love the scent of gardenias.

You hungry, Mac?

Gee, bet I am.

All that moving works up an appetite.

It's dinner time.

We should get going.

Okay, I'll just grab my coat and we'll get out of here. Dad.

Ted, mate.

What?

You live here now.

We'll come back and visit really soon, okay?

Yeah.

No hurry, now I've got plenty to keep me busy.

So, call if you need anything, okay?

Yep, yep. Now, get out of here before I miss my dinner.

We'll walk you there. Come on.

You don't think we should have stayed longer?

An extra hour wouldn't have made any difference. It was still going to be

What on earth happened here?

Ruby and Edward.

I'd really said Agent's going to love this.

Hello. Oh, Donna, hi.

Yeah, just got back.

Well, as well as can be expected, really.

Edward asleep?

Yep, just got him down.

Oh, that's a lovely picture.

Oh, how'd you go?

Yeah, he loved the gift.

Yeah?

Yeah, sure. Okay, no worries.

Uh, how are you, um, feeling about a second nanny shift?

Sure. Why? Let me guess, Donna?

Yeah. She needs me and I need the distraction.

She needs a counsellor. No, it's for the netball team. Tina can't make it,

apparently. Actually, I'm not sure if netball's such a good idea.

What are you implying?

Yeah, Dad.

Do tell.

Well, your mum gets a little bit aggressive when there's a scoreboard

Nonsense. OK, well, if you're sure, I'll mind the kids.

No, no, no, not after all the hours I've watched you play cricket.

Well, cricket's interesting.

You keep telling yourself that, Dad. You can watch me for a change. All right,

I'll bring Ruby.

It's about time she learned the truth about her mum.

Right,

girls. Sorry, team.

Now, some of us have played competitive netball before.

Lena.

Sorry, Mike. And some of us haven't.

But remember, the main thing is to have fun, and it's all for a good cause.

Bring it on.

Go.

Who are we? We need a name.

The Cougars.

Maybe not.

The Hellcats. Oh, now see, I like that.

Right. All together then.

Go. The Hellcats.

So, who are we playing first? The Kitchen Cowboy.

Whoever they are. Yeah, well, probably took one look at us and left.

Mum.

This is war.

Nice.

That was close.

Just the original.

Contact goal defense.

Penalty pass green.

He was obstructing me. Penalty pass green.

She's the boss here.

What did we miss?

Oh, just Julie putting the hell back in the Hellcats.

Good choice, mate.

Chef's rubbish. I'm helping anyway.

Go, Hellcats!

This is contact.

This is a warning.

Next time, you're off. Oh, really?

And who's going to... She's had a rough day.

Normally, she's delightful.

Whatever.

Go,

Jules.

Hey, if it gets any more violent, take me for a walk.

Stay for after.

Thank you very much.

By 30. What do you want it? Oh.

I should get emotional and stubborn more often.

Please don't.

We've sold our home.

Yep.

Donna, well played.

I thought you had other plans.

I did.

A netball gala event to go to.

I actually think you're very clever.

I thought about telling you, but where's the fun in that?

Anyway, it's a great game, considering the team you had.

Gloating is not attractive.

I'm trying to pay you a compliment.

Thank you. It was customary sometimes.

Thank you.

Hey, thanks for coming.

No worries.

You too, Jackson.

I thought I should get to know you before I pop into you in the bathroom.

Jackson's moving in with me for a bit. What? That's great.

Yeah.

Hey, and for the record, I don't want to be your mum.

Yeah, sorry about that.

How about friends?

Deal.

Wow,

he must be sorry.

No, no, no.

I think it's great. You milk up for all you're worth.

Yeah, yeah, you too.

Yeah, okay, bye.

Yeah, I love you too, Dad.

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.

Sleep well.

Getting more settled?

Yeah, seems to be.

Feels quiet without him.

Yeah, we'll all be gone soon, eh?

Well, there's a cherry thought.

I mean, we'll all be moving soon.

End of an era.

Hard to believe.

What is our next chapter?

Don't know.

Be all right, though, won't it?

Yeah, as long as it doesn't involve team sports.

Ruby's traumatised.

Tupper? Yeah, sure.

So, our buyers, do they have kids?

Yeah, three.

Ah, good.

This house was built for kids.

And I still like the green.

Probably what sold them.

Oh! Oh, no!

Turn it off!

I'm trying to turn it off!

Ah! I told you you're not a plumber, Dad. Nathan, turn it off at the main!

What did you do?

Someone else's problem now, eh? Yeah, great.

I thought you said you fixed it. Yeah.

Well, clearly not.

I couldn't have got through this without you.

We'll still need a plumber.

I don't mean the tab.

I mean all of it.

Even the tiles in the bathroom?

Would you stop?

You always turn everything to a joke. I'm trying to say something. Okay, okay.

You're my life.

Sorry, sorry.

Continue.

It's not just helping me with Dad.

It's everything.

Every minute of the last 30 years.

I wouldn't be anywhere else.

Do you remember what it was like in the beginning?

Vaguely. I worked from dawn till dusk. Six days a week.

Seven occasionally.

I was always here, helping with the kids, doing the domestic stuff.

I know you felt like you missed out.

Better for the kids, probably.

You're the heart, Jules.

That's not true.

I know you sometimes feel like you're not as important, but you're the glue

holds this family together.

You're the most amazing man, and I don't thank you enough for it.

all the thanks for living.

Head versus heart.

It's a fight that never truly goes away.

But when your heart is full, a truce can be reached.