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They say a kiss is just a kiss.

Jules would see it that way too, wouldn't she?

Hey, you.

Nearly finished.

Love a cuppa.

Can you stop for a moment, please?

Yep, just a sec.

It's important.

Something happened?

Last night at the conference... What?

Frankie and I, we... They?

We kissed.

Kissed?

Yeah, we were drunk. It meant nothing.

But it happened and I wanted you to know.

Anything else happen?

No, no, no, God no. It was just a stupid drunken thing over in seconds.

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

Okay, well, if it was just one kiss, these things happen, I guess.

Really? Sure.

Why not?

I mean, I've seen hair, free love and all that.

Should be more of it. Kissing all over the place as far as I'm concerned.

See? For all I know, she might react like this.

Because it was just a kiss, right?

Either way, I was about to find out.

Tell Jules the truth.

Pity I didn't have the guts to tell her yesterday.

Yesterday, I was hoping the kiss had never happened.

Never get sick of it, does he?

Sorry?

Ruby, she must have seen that about a hundred times.

Can't be helping your hangover.

No.

Bet you weren't alone, though.

Been having a few drinks?

No.

How's your blog going, anyway?

Good. Done.

So, you must have had fun, though, didn't you, last night?

Oh, yeah, too.

How was the film?

Oh, I didn't end up going.

Why? I didn't want to leave Ruby.

Was she that sick?

No. Turns out I was being a drama queen.

But you were looking forward to it, son.

Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.

I'm sorry your night didn't turn out as you'd expected.

I wish now I'd just stayed at home and snuggled up on the couch with you in

front of a telly.

You are hungover.

Thanks for the message, by the way.

Oh. Wanted to say goodnight?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't even notice it last night.

Yeah, well, you were busy.

I love you too.

Yesterday I hoped that maybe, just maybe, things might still work out.

Little did I know, things were already getting out of hand.

Big games on?

Gonna be a cracker.

What's up, yours?

Been acting weird all day.

You just hung over, or what?

All right, fellas, come on.

This is a three -man job.

Chaves.

Never seen him turn down melted cheese.

Yeah, it must be serious, all right.

Do you reckon something happened between him and Frankie?

No, don't know, mate. Don't know.

Maybe I'll have a word to him, uncle and nephew and all that.

Blah.

These are really good.

Are you deaf? No.

I thought you were.

What's up?

Tell your Uncle Boots what's on your mind. Go away.

Did something happen at the conference?

Go away.

Did something not happen between you and a certain work major?

Okay. Okay.

I'm... I'm going.

But I want you to know my door's always... Open.

Um, sweetheart?

Yep.

Look, this is hardly worth mentioning, but if I don't, it's going to look like

I'm hiding something, which I'm not.

But, um, Adam called round last night.

Wasn't he at the movies?

Yeah, he got bored and left. Just dropped round a gift bag from the

All right.

Yeah.

Anyway, he stayed for a bit. We had a drink and then he left.

Right.

Well, I just thought I should tell you in case you thought I was being

secretive.

What would I think there?

No reason.

So what are you saying?

Nothing. Just that.

It's fine.

Go back to sleep.

If a kiss is just a kiss, then a drink is just a drink, right?

Hi.

Look, I don't know if you remember what happened at the conference.

Yeah, I remember.

Right.

I was kind of hoping you wouldn't.

And I'm not sure if Julie or anyone knows.

She doesn't.

Look, Frankie... You don't need to say anything.

Just know that I'm really, really sorry and I shouldn't have done it.

Frankie... And I really wish I hadn't, but I did.

and it was completely my fault. You don't need to feel guilty.

It had nothing to do with you. Hey, hey, hey, I appreciate you saying all this,

but you can't take all the blame. It does take two.

You don't have to try and make me feel better.

I just came to let you know that I've resigned.

And don't worry, you won't have to think of a reason or anything. I'll come up

with something.

Frankie, I... Really?

It's cool.

And I'm sorry.

Thank you for the chance to work here. It was...

It's great.

Frankie.

Wait.

There's no need for that.

You don't need to lose your job.

How's that fair?

Yes, it shouldn't have happened. It was stupid, but we both know it won't happen

again, right?

For sure.

So let's just calm down.

Hey, Frankie. You're here early.

How was the conference?

Yeah, it was good, thanks.

Did you ever saw her too?

Sorry? Yeah, I know.

Oh, um, yeah, I'm terrible.

Yeah, well, you live and learn. As long as you had fun, eh?

Um, anyway, I've got to get going.

This early?

Yeah, no, I promised Adam I'd help him with something, so... Bye.

Have a good day. Yeah, you too. Bye.

I never thought I'd be the sort of bloke to say this, but maybe the best thing

is that we just forget this ever happened. It meant nothing, right?

Yeah. All right, let's just treat it like that.

At least until I've had time to think about what to do.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Let's load the van.

Hello, enslavement duty. You better be ready in ten minutes.

Why, are you in there?

I'm not telling you you got to do everything right. I'm just telling you

now. You better cast that devil out. You better cast that devil out.

All finished. Thought I'd pop home and see the mother of little Karen Donna

Shimbry.

What's wrong?

Nothing. You pulled away.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

You went... No, that's not pulling away. That's just a flinch.

Well, you're lost because I was going to give you a kiss on the back of the

neck. That tickly one?

Yep, the swirl.

Because of how much you love the swirl.

Want some?

No, thanks.

Don't you? What?

Like it.

Hokey pokey, of course.

But not the ice cream, the swirl.

Sure.

Not really.

What? Well, maybe it could just be rested for a while.

Rested? But the swirl's my signature move.

Actually, I don't think I ever liked it.

Really?

What about the continental?

You still like that, yeah?

Which one's that again?

You know.

Oh, um, yeah.

Maybe that one can be rested too.

When your ego's at stake, a kiss is far more than just a kiss.

What happened to the van?

Oh, bloody hell, how did that happen?

I don't know.

How's it going here?

Yeah, yeah, it's good. All hands on deck?

Uh...

Not Kobe.

What do you mean?

Well, I haven't seen him. I got up this morning and he was gone. Maybe he's

lost. Went to a street with the same name or something.

No, he's been here before.

Yeah, not this week.

I've already left him a message. Well, I'll leave him another.

Right -o.

You know, it's all your fault, Frankie.

What? Making everyone drink all weekend.

Yeah, I'm a monster.

You all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

You just seem a bit quiet.

Oh, she's probably still hungover.

What, from two days ago?

Well, you've got to admit, she really did embrace it.

Hey, Lach. No, I'm... Let's just get on with it.

How's it going?

That good, huh? You there, what do you think?

From where I'm standing, didn't quite much happen.

I don't feel that way.

Take it you told Julie then.

Not yet.

Are you going to?

Yeah, I think so.

Is that wise?

I don't know.

Look, we all know you love Julie to bits.

You want to do the right thing.

But what's about there? It's gone.

There's no going back.

She's going to be really hurt. I know.

Is it worth upsetting nearly 30 years of marriage?

She trusts me to tell her the truth. We trust each other. Exactly, and that

trust means everything.

Once you tell her what's happened, that's it.

It's gone.

We might not be able to get it back.

So I should just bury it?

Yeah.

Maybe Matt was right.

Maybe telling Julie about the kiss made it bigger than it was.

And is not saying anything technically a lie?

Experience tells me I shouldn't, but what are you doing?

Reta's parking the swirl.

It's the beginning of the end, Benno. First gay kissing, then before you know

it, single beds.

I wish.

I'd say for fortune and earplugs.

It's not funny, Benno.

I'm worried.

I'm worried too. Worried that I'm actually following this.

Reta's gone off kissing, yeah?

Yeah. Why?

I don't know.

Kissing's always been my thing.

See, I've never had any complaints. Never.

Until now.

Maybe it's time to bust out a few new moves.

Keep talking.

Well, you know what they say about variety. It's as good as a holiday.

Close enough.

Yeah, a man's got to move with the times. Mate, you're a genius, Benno.

close enough.

Yeah, OK.

If you don't mind, I've got some workshopping to do.

I know what you're thinking.

Do you?

No.

You're wondering if I've recovered from the shock of sitting through the world's

most boring film the other night.

Covered with the shock of meeting the carpet warehouse guy in the flesh. Yes,

well, that's exactly what I was thinking.

You okay?

You seem a little distracted.

Do I?

I hope it's not because of me.

Sorry? Well, overstepping the mark, I mean...

to your house. Oh, no, no, not at all.

It was late when I left. Your dad seemed a little surprised to see me.

Yeah, well, at least he didn't get out the shotgun.

Shotgun?

Yeah, no, when David and I were first dating, he... Oh, not that you and I are

dating. No. No, God.

I don't know where I was going with that story.

No, I can't help you with that one. Yeah, anyway, no, it's fine that you

round. I mean, I had a nice time. Yeah, me too.

God, I'm starving.

Do you mind if I grab an early lunch? No, no, no. Can I get you anything?

No, no, no. Thanks. I'll just take my bag. Oh, there it is. Oh, you're a

magician. Yeah.

I'll just disappear.

Oh. Yeah, sorry. That was... Anyway, I won't be long.

Oh, sorry.

And then I just sat there, grinning at him like an idiot. He made some lame

excuse about lunch.

Oh, I don't know what's wrong with me.

I'm glad you're entertained.

Have you had another saucy dream about him? No, thank God. Bad enough as it is.

It's just as stupid as my adolescent crush.

Still, it must be fun, though.

No, it's embarrassing.

When was the last time you had a crush?

Well, never.

With Dave, I suppose. Who I'm completely happy with.

So it's all right, isn't it?

I mean, I feel guilty, which is stupid, because nothing's happened.

Would you tell Dave? God, no.

Should I? God, no.

No, I never act on it. Never. I know. Never. I know.

Although I almost did tell him the other night.

Date? Adam.

Oh. What night?

Well, he came round after you left when David was at the conference.

What happened?

Nothing.

No, we just had some wine and talked for a while.

No, I told Dave all about it. It's fine.

Right. What?

Nothing. Donna?

Well, just be careful, that's all.

Well, you said it was fine.

Well, being attracted to someone is one thing, but being alone with him and

nearly telling him about that attraction, that's kind of playing with

That's all.

Hey.

You OK?

Yeah. You hardly eat anything.

No, well, we're just being chatting.

How's the job going?

Oh, it's fine. No place I go to pay the bills.

I thought you were really enjoying it.

Not really.

Are you sure nothing's wrong?

No.

I mean, yes, you're sure nothing's wrong.

What did I say?

You said no.

Yes, no, nothing's wrong.

Yeah, but you could know you're not sure nothing's wrong. Yes, I'm fine.

Thanks, sweetheart.

Thanks for your help.

You're welcome.

I won't always be around to cover for you.

Is it my imagination or is my mum acting stranger than yours?

Is that possible?

Maybe it's just one of those days. I caught Cabo passing his own reflection

the mirror this morning.

He's freaking out.

Thinks Retta reckons he's a bad kisser.

Is he?

How close do you think me and Cabo are?

I mean, does Retta really think that, or is he putting words in her mouth?

The words aren't the problem.

Again, who?

Anyway, he's coming up with some new moves, so hopefully Christ will subvert

Sounds like he's overthinking it.

Is that right?

I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to you, but I know a thing or two about

kissing.

I'm pissed off.

It better be good.

Yeah, you're an arsehole. Is that good enough for you?

I trusted you, and you're just like everyone else. Hey, mate. No, you know

And I know it. And she knows it.

Mate, can we go somewhere and talk? No, no, I don't want to hear anything you

have to say.

And you can find yourself another apprentice, because I don't work for

No, no, Kirby, just stop it, all right? No, no, the truth hurts, doesn't it,

Dave? Dave, we're after Scrooge's new Sparky. Toby! Yeah, no, that's not what

happened, all right? Oh.

I saw you sneaking out of her room. Don't you bloody deny it. You've got

wires crossed, idiot. Matt, Matt, look, it's not what you think.

No, you fooled us all, Dave. Congratulations.

I could no longer pretend this was just a kiss.

Something I needed to deal with.

Jules? Well, look at that.

There's your dad.

You're not back?

Still at work.

You're home early.

Yeah.

You all right?

Yeah, I might just go for a run.

I shouldn't have waited.

I should have trusted my gut and told her straight off.

Time to put it to the test.

Is a kiss just a kiss?

Oh, hey, darling.

Quick, show your funny face for Daddy. She's got this amazing face at daycare.

Jules, can we talk?

Yeah, sure.

Ted, can you take Ruby into her room, please?

Yeah.

What's wrong?

Come on, sweet pea.

Here we go.

Here we go.

What is that?

While I was at the conference.

What?

Frankie and I, we... We kissed.

Kissed?

Yeah.

What do you mean?

We were drunk.

It didn't mean anything, but it happened and I... I thought you should know.

It was just a stupid drunken thing over a few seconds.

Jules, I'm really sorry.

Jules, it really was nothing. Don't.

Jules, I'm sorry.

Do you have feelings for her?

No, no. It really was nothing.

Then why'd you do it?

I honestly don't know.

Like I said, we were drunk and... Did you enjoy it?

No, of course not. I hardly remember it.

Then... Look, I don't know why it happened, but I do know it'll never

again. Did you initiate it?

Jules... Did you?

It's hazy.

So you might have. I don't know.

Look, it's fair enough you're upset. I'd be upset too. Did you sleep with her?

What? You heard me.

No, of course not.

Why? Because you were too drunk?

You know I'd never do that. Do I?

And Frankie, of all people, she's in our house every day.

Is that why you invited her to the conference?

I told you what happened. The rest you're making up.

Is she the only one you've ever kissed? Jules. Is she?

I said I'm sorry. I wish it had never happened. But you can't suddenly

everything we have.

Jules.

Jules, where are you going?

Jules.

Why did you wait so long to tell me?

Move your head.

Jules. Let go.

If a kiss is just a kiss, how come it felt like the end of the world?

Cary's still not answering.

Don't come back when he's hungry.

What a day, eh?

Big job on at work, huh?

Oh, yeah, you could say that.

Was Frankie there?

Yeah, why?

She's not returning any of my calls.

Yep, that's probably because she's doing the dirty with her boss.

Cobes.

He's joking, right?

No, why should I keep my mouth shut just because Dave can't keep it in his

pants? Because you don't know what you're talking about.

What is going on? I told you, Dave rooted Frankie at the conference. Hey,

many times do I have to say it? They didn't.

Sleep together.

I saw him coming out of her room, Matt. Dave crashed in hers, so she went and

slept in his.

Alone. I knew you were wrong. No, you are covering your brother's arse. No,

not. Then you look me in the eye and you swear to me nothing happened.

Nothing happened.

That's bull. They shared. Hey, I swear they didn't. Then what?

Mate, just let it go.

What's that?

What, they did? No, they didn't.

It was just a kiss. See?

What? They were both pissed. It was over in no time.

They probably don't even remember it happening.

Mate, really, there is nothing to be jealous about. I'm not jealous, you

I can't believe Dave would do... It was just a kiss.

Yeah, but out of all the couples in the world, him and Julie... It was just a

fricking kiss.

There's your picture on the wall.

I took it long before I knew yet.

The dress that you got on.

Is she cool?

That's good.

You eating?

I looked everywhere.

I don't know where else you could be.

Ted, I'm sorry.

It's none of my business.

You nearly finished, sweet pea?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God. Give me a heart attack.

Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone else was going to be here.

Yeah, I just stepped out to get a bite to eat before I tackle my editorial.

You want some?

Nothing.

You okay?

Julie,

what's wrong?

You want to talk about it?

Do you want to be alone?

I mean, I can do this anywhere.

No, no, no, not unless you want to.

No, it's all right.

I'm avoiding home.

It's stupid, I know.

I'm going to have to go back sometime.

Is that okay?

Not too tickly?

No.

You sure it's not too tickly? It's okay.

Normally it's tickly.

You could go harder.

Okay. Okay, not that hard. Sorry.

Harder. Ow!

Sorry. Look, I think I might just go to bed.

Already? Night.

Night. All right, all the hokey pokey. Yes.

Oh.

So, how did you go?

Huh? Oh, I didn't even get past the massage.

Oh. I can't win a trick, mate.

That's why she hates me.

She doesn't hate you. I think she does.

Come on. I'm coming. No, stay there. Keep it down.

Yes, honey.

See?

She hates me.

Mr. Sears, the horsey. I see.

I got it.

Hello.

Yeah, he's right here.

Hey, Dave.

Donna.

I'll finish reading the story. Thanks.

Hey, Donna, thanks for calling back.

Sorry it took me so long. I'm just packing up. Is everything okay?

Yeah, I was just wondering if you'd seen Julie.

Why? What's happened?

Oh, nothing.

Nothing.

You wouldn't be calling me unless you were worried?

We had a little bit of a fight, that's all.

Ah.

What do you mean by that?

By what?

Well, you don't sound surprised.

Well, all married couples fight, Dave.

She's told you, hasn't she, what happened on the weekend?

Okay, look, I'll tell you what I told her.

It's normal, as long as it doesn't lead to anything.

You said that?

What did she say?

Well, of course she knows nothing will ever happen between her and Adam.

Adam? Her infatuation or whatever it is is no threat to you at all.

You do not have to worry.

I can't believe she even told you.

Hang on a sec.

You're talking about Julie and Adam?

No.

Thanks.

There you go.

Are you sure we don't want something stronger?

Don't tell me you've got a hip flask.

No, but I suspect Debbie does stashed away there somewhere.

Do you think I'm overreacting?

Your husband kissed someone else. That's got to hurt.

I never thought we'd go through something like this.

I guess it proves he's only human.

Yeah, well, I tell everyone how lucky I am.

I trust Dave implicitly.

Never worry about... Where he's going or who he's seeing.

He's better than that.

Special.

I guess that's what hurts the most.

Not that he's done it.

Not that it's pretty bloody horrible.

But I thought he was different.

Not like other men.

Julie, I suspect he's still that guy.

What guy?

The guy who's better than the rat.

It just feels like things have changed somehow.

Well, you can't know that.

Oh, I just can't stop thinking about it. Emily, don't go there. You will drive

yourself crazy.

I can't believe he was off on a trip kissing another woman while I'm home

with our sick daughter.

Well, you won't.

We're alone.

And here I was feeling guilty about that.

Guilty about what?

Us.

Us, you and me.

Did we cross some line somewhere?

I don't know what I think anymore.

What are you doing here?

I could ask you the same thing.

Don't doubt.

Let's go.

We're going home.

Now.

I'll see you at work. I'll see you at work.

Julie? Julie, what the hell was that?

You do not get to turn us around. I spoke to Donna. You have feelings for

Well, she had no right to blame me. Don't blame her.

You drag me across the coals and all the time you've got the hots for your boss.

I find him attractive, so what?

I didn't act on it, and I never would. Why should I believe that?

How do I know what happened the other night? I was at the same rate you were

kissing another woman. You're such a hypocrite.

I might think about it, and I might even enjoy thinking about it, but I would

never go there.

I would never hurt you the way you...

Can

we not do this here?

Go with it.

Let's just go home.

She wouldn't settle.

Oh, did you need a kiss from Mama?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, there we go.

Everything all right?

Daddy. Hey, you can sleep in the big bed with Mummy.

You might, eh?

Night, Dad.

Night, love.

It'll be like a slumber party.

I'm off to bed, too.

It was a kiss that brought me and Jules together.

And now a kiss looked like it might tear us apart.

Uh, Carbo, what's for this? You'll be late.

Oh, never mind about that. It's your favourite.

Really? Eggs soldiers?

You are the favourite.

Pancakes. Oh, great.

Great. You're the best. I'm starving.

Yeah, yeah, well, look, I may have forgotten how to kiss, but I never let

said, I don't know how to please my wife and other departments.

Oh, Carl, this whole swirl thing's really got to you, hasn't it? Nah, it's

good. I was probably getting up myself being so good anyway.

There you go.

Foggy. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Passion fruit yogurt. I know you love it.

Ah, no, I don't.

Ah, yes, you do.

Nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes, you do.

Look, you ate all these.

Hey. Come on, eat up or get cold.

It can't be off. I just bought it. It's not off. I just don't like it.

I read it. First the swirl, then your massage, now your yoga. What's going on?

Oh, honey, I don't know.

I'm horrible.

Are you not? You're the best.

But you're trying so hard to please me and you're not doing anything wrong.

Honestly, you're not. I usually love all these things.

I'm so sorry.

It's like I'm possessed or something.

Well, you kind of are.

Are you saying that our baby is an alien?

No, no, no. What I mean is maybe that's why you're not yourself.

Keep talking.

Well, maybe it's not you. Maybe it's baby Karen Donna Shimbrey doesn't like

those things.

That would explain everything.

It does. It absolutely does.

I mean, I'm like Bridezilla, except, you know, pregnant.

Darthzilla. Darthzilla. Yeah.

You know what this means?

No. It's not you. It's me.

Well, it's... Either way, it's definitely not you. So it's not me? No.

It's not the swirl? No.

I've still got it? You've still got it. I've still got it!

Yeah!

Yes!

Yeah!

You're still here. That's a good sign.

If I'm still here, going anywhere, where would I possibly go?

I don't know. You tell me.

All right, let's just forget it, shall we? Oh, yeah, you'd love that, wouldn't

you? For me to conveniently forget anything ever happened. All right, I

you're pissed off with me and I hurt you badly. Don't tell me how I feel. I

probably deserve it, but why don't you just yell at me and get it off your

chest? What? Through being out of the room, Ted and the art. Oh, can we just

talk about this? No, we can't.

Knock, knock.

Morning, parentals.

Don't tell me you're out of milk.

How shallow do I look?

Juice, actually.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, of course.

Did you have an emergency?

Carbo said he saw you last night.

Late call -out.

Don't tell me you slept on the couch.

Fell asleep watching the golf.

Since when have you been interested in golf?

Probably why I fell asleep.

Why didn't you wake him up?

Oh,

was that like a light? I only noticed this morning.

Poor old man.

That couch is brutal.

You'll appreciate your own bed like nothing else.

Yeah, you're not wrong.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I just don't know what I'm going to be walking into.

If you see Frankie, can you just let her call me? Sure.

Poor thing, she must be freaking out.

I wonder if his wife knows.

Well, she soon will, I guess.

Is she the sort to make a scene?

I don't know.

Look, what do I know?

I didn't think Dave was the type either to do this sort of thing.

Would you tell me if you get someone?

Would you want to know? Yes.

No.

Maybe.

So would you?

What? Tell me.

Yeah.

I think so.

Look, it wouldn't happen anyway.

I'm sure that's what Dave said last week too.

Oh, what? So all men are liars and... No, just maybe we're all a little

unrealistic.

Whoa. A bit overdressed for work, aren't you, Cody?

Uh, it depends.

Take something beautiful and go and smash it.

Make a promise I'll let a man break it.

I want a smile.

Morning. Hey.

Just you?

Matt's on his way.

Look, mate, Kobe loves this job.

Okay, he'll come good.

Frankie.

Hey, I'm not coming back to work.

I'm sorry to leave you in the lurch, but I just can't.

Okay, thanks for calling.

Frankie's not coming back.

A kiss can last a second, but the consequences are a hell of a lot longer.

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