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every relationship has its unwritten rule And what's okay for one couple

always for another.

As long as both parties agree on the rule, it doesn't matter.

Oh, darling, you put the chops on before the onions.

So you've said already.

What? Nothing.

I hope you're not sneezing on the food.

Everything okay?

Yep, just got the salad dressing to go.

I'm in with you and Dave.

Yeah, of course.

Why wouldn't it be? I've noticed a few niggles of late. That's all.

Just the usual domestic grind. Nothing to write home about.

Hey, Retta, is this tofu okay with the meat?

Oh, yeah. No, it's how I like it.

It doesn't help I've got this flu.

I had the same thing last week. It's a cold at best. It makes it sound like

you've got the plague.

Well, I hope not.

He's doing all the cooking.

Yeah, well, what is it with men and being sick? It's like they invented it.

Really, we're fine.

I'm obviously spending too much time together.

I hardly fear anymore with this new job of hers.

Seems to love it.

Yeah.

Making new friends.

Yeah. And a new boss.

Adam.

Not just any old tree.

One of those trees.

Oh, I can understand.

How gorgeous.

Lovely hands.

You're observing.

You've only seen the one.

Anyway, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, everyone has them.

Hands.

Dreams. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, even Dave had one about Adam.

Right.

Really? Yeah, no, I'm sure it wasn't quite like mine.

Probably for the best. Yeah.

It's pork and fennel. Why did she get pork and fennel? She knows I hate them.

Jules! Here you go, plain.

Thanks very much.

All couples know the rules.

Would you tell your husband you had a dream about another man?

What are you looking for? My antibiotics.

Well, over there near the thing where you left them. What thing? That thing.

Oh, that's got a water cooler, Jules. Well, are they there?

Yes.

No, it's funny. I just took vitamin C and I was fine.

I didn't ask for them. The doctor just gave them to me. And it's not the same

cold. This is man flu. Oh, don't start that again. That is the most ridiculous

myth I've ever heard. Jules. What?

What's this?

What? This.

Thing that we're doing.

What? I had this odd conversation with Ted today and he asked if we were okay.

Oh.

But we are, aren't we?

Okay? Yeah, of course we are.

Why wouldn't we be?

This is normal.

Yeah.

See, I hope they like this week's effort.

By there, you mean Adam.

Well, he rewrote the last one.

Just press angels.

Walt.

It's either really terrible or it's just OK. I can't tell.

Jules? OK, all right. There, done.

Do you want a lemon and honey drink?

Oh, you're the best.

Oh, um, by the way, there's a new movie premiere at the Midpoint Plaza with some

sort of party afterwards. I thought I might go.

Sounds fun.

Russell Crowe picking you up.

No, hardly.

No, just some people from work.

Right.

Adam? Yeah, probably.

Sounds great. When is it?

Uh, Saturday.

This Saturday?

Mm -hmm.

Well, I've got the trade seminar in the Blue Mountains with Jake and Frankie.

Oh, is that this weekend? Yeah, I booked the tickets ages ago. Yeah, yeah. Well,

yeah, it's funny. We go weekends at a stretch with nothing happening and

Yeah, typical.

Yeah. Oh, it's fine.

Business is more important than some silly film thing anyway.

Still. Not every day my wife gets to walk up the red carpet with Hugh

We'll work something out.

Why can't you and Ruby come too?

It's a family thing. There's plenty of stuff for kids to do. You know, there's

jumping castles and there's golf.

I think she's a little bit young for golf. Yeah, but you're not. I hate golf.

I've never played it.

Look, the last thing I feel like doing is traipsing around some hotel checking

out dimmer switch displays.

It's hardly my idea of fun. Well, it's not meant to be fun. It's business.

Oh, there's karaoke day. Oh.

Oh, at least I'm putting in time for my workers with something that'll pay off.

I like some stupid movie premiere. Oh, stupid movie premiere now, is it? Yes,

is. Find out, you two.

The baby.

Now, I can always babysit, you know. And as luck would have it, I just happen to

be free all weekend.

Oh, you wouldn't mind?

Oh, it'll be a chore, but I'll struggle through somehow.

Might even ask Donna over to sit with me. Thanks, Ted.

Thanks, Ted. Good night.

Bye.

Every now and then, you realise just how easy it is to break one of those

unwritten rules.

Morning.

Morning.

Oh, isn't it my turn?

I don't know. What day is it? Are we here again?

Gemma, coffee.

Noel, Christmas bonus.

Thanks, mate. Early.

Thank you.

Well,

I read your column. Ah, that's why you bought the coffee, buttering me up to

fire me. No, that would be hot chocolate.

Of course.

It's great. Really? Really.

Now, see, every week I think it's the worst thing I've ever done. Not at all.

Third worst times.

I still can't believe that potty training is so full on. Yeah, well, it's

battle of wills. Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. I'm still wearing nappies. Oh,

see, now that's a new low even for you. And so early in the morning.

Oh, hey, what time's the premiere tomorrow?

You can come.

Yeah, sure.

I was thinking I'd be swapping Botox tips with B -grade celebs all by myself.

Yes, no one should have to do that.

Indeed. Well, this is great. Tell Dave I own one.

Oh, he's got plans of his own, actually.

That's very modern.

Yes, they were very easygoing.

There was no drama.

There was no dramas.

Jules understands how important these trade things are.

Can't wait.

Yeah, and like I said, I'd like to involve you guys more in the business

things one day.

Who knows? Thanks, Dave. I appreciate that.

Early kick -off tomorrow morning. We stay at the hotel tomorrow night and

seminars all weekend. Oh, as if you'd be going to the seminars. You'd be

spending a weekend at the bar.

You understand, don't you, Kirby? This is advanced stuff. It's not meant for

apprentices. Not meant for dumbasses, I get it. No, I don't see that. No, I'm

just messing with you.

You know, once you add up the registration fee, the accommodation

seriously, it's sweet as... You're boring as bat -foo anyway.

Absolutely.

You might have been practising there.

Good place. One gang?

Yep.

Two gang?

Yep.

Chain gang?

Wow, that was really lame.

I can do lamer.

No, no, no, no, no, no. If you don't stop, I'm going to inflict some serious

damage with this cable. Six mil? No, four mil. Leave less of a mark.

Hello, you. Hey, working late?

Yeah, we're just doing a checklist for a job with me next week.

Oh, and you're still managing to smile. I'm impressed.

Trust me, it's more of a grimace.

Yeah, Frankie's unimpressed by my quick wit.

Oh, surely not.

Yeah, we had to be there.

Yeah, well, it was a hilarious incident with a shredder at work, which probably

won't translate either.

I cannot believe Davey's not taking me.

Whoa, whoa, he's not taking me.

You know, I went to that last awards night and it was unreal, but this one's

going to be better because you don't have to leave. You can just stay and

on for days. Oh, you can party on for days.

I was so sick of handing out those cards. Davey's mental for not taking me

Davey's mental.

What? Look, these things are expensive anyway. How much do you reckon?

I don't know, but even if it's like five bucks, that's three bucks too much to

listen to some bloke bang on about copper wire. Oh, here he is.

Teach his pet. You bought Dave out yet, Jakey? Oh, guys, when you have worked as

long as I have, then you can expect Dave to take you to the mountain too, right?

Yeah, breakback mountain.

Oh, yeah,

do that. That makes me feel good.

Look, count yourself lucky. At least this way you get to go to my gig. And

will be way more chicks than any Sparky convention.

You reckon?

Yeah. Poor Frankie will be so outnumbered.

Nah, bugger it. I'm going to splash the catch and I can get it back on me tax

return thing -o.

You do a tax return. Yes, and someone needs to make sure all the knuckleheads

aren't drooling over Frankie. Ah, you've still got it bad, don't you? No!

If you tell me anything about that, I will stick it where you cannot play it

anymore.

You've got it bad.

Really, really bad.

That's why he's sad.

He's gold.

like a column?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did.

Dad and Donna are trying that new place down near

the station.

The one with the silly name?

Yeah. Well, hopefully the food's good.

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't want a glass of wine?

No, better not.

Oh, right. I forgot about that.

You want some more?

No.

Just... Yeah, no, no, no, I'll do it. No, I don't mind. No, don't. Rest your

flow.

I've never seen you two early for something.

Keen to learn, Dave. Keen to learn.

I can't wait to get out of the city. This is going to be a very educational

experience. Hey, you two.

Excited about the weekend?

Oh, yeah. First beer's going to be magic.

Yeah, not that there's going to be much time for socialising, though.

Oh, I better not forget these, then.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, they do seem to be working.

We might hit the road.

Yeah, I'll see you at that cafe on the highway.

Sure.

Well, I hope you have fun at the premiere.

Oh, yeah, the film. Yeah, the film.

Bye. Bye.

Not going to see you for two days.

It feels weird.

It's the last.

Love you.

You too.

It felt like Dave and I had the same rulebook, but were no longer on the same

page.

You need a hand, love? No, no. Keep doing what you're doing.

Oh, Dave.

Not again.

What's the poor fellow done now? Oh, he's put a tissue in his pocket and he's

put it through the wash and it's gone through everything.

Well, no one's arguing with you, but is it worth getting that head up now? Oh,

well, you fix it then.

You all right?

Look, leave that.

Come over here.

I'm sorry, Dad.

What's going on?

Well, I don't know.

Honestly, I don't know.

You know, Dave and I seem to be fine, and then... And then we just start this

horrible sniping at each other. What of that?

Oh, anything and everything.

Last week, we even managed to disagree about red.

Red who?

Colour.

I don't know. It's like we're not working together anymore.

Every couple have their ups and downs.

You and Mum never did.

But apart from when you invited Barry on summer holidays without asking her.

Well, I don't know, he was the nudist.

Your Mum and I were like two peas in a pod.

It's hard to disagree with someone who thinks exactly the same as you.

I always thought Dave and I did too.

You still do.

It's good you haven't had a heart attack.

gives you a chance to miss each other.

What do you reckon? Not too shabby?

Well, how big's the bathtub?

I can get a bathtub.

I guess the king -size jacuzzi will have to do instead.

Hey, Steve, this is fantastic.

You're welcome. Although mine has a creepy -looking teddy bear.

I paid extra for that. You got your name tag?

All right, let's go.

Hey, so the Rafter Electrical Party Squad, eh?

What are you doing here?

I paid him full. Well, you know, one of us has.

Sam, do you in?

Oh, yeah, I'm adopted.

And I know you said this wasn't for apprentices, but I had some spare cash

hanging around.

You trying to make me feel bad?

No. Well, I'm glad you're here.

You coming to the opening address?

It's near an open bar. Count me in. Hey, we're here to learn. Speak for

yourself, mate. Cobes and I are free agents, baby.

Fair enough.

I thought you had a gig. I got cancelled.

That's three very disappointed people out there. Where's your room?

Oh.

Don't. You don't even start. This has got to be ten times some awesome.

Mum, I'm thinking of doing something that might sound a little bit crazy.

Bungee jump naked?

No, I've done that.

Buying a property.

What? Where?

The cottage me and Emma stayed at last week.

In the country?

Yeah. But it's in the country.

No Thai home delivery there? No pizza joint?

Don't need it. You're sad.

Mum.

Cooking and eating our own produce is part of what's cool about it.

Right.

Okay, Emma cooking and me eating our own produce.

We'll sell what we don't eat and get jobs in the local pub or something.

Um, look, darling, buying a property is a really big commitment and I just...

You and Emma haven't known each other that long.

Well, I haven't talked to her about it yet. I just want to split up past you

first. Oh. Isn't that going well? No.

Look, Emma's a really sweet girl and if it's what you truly want, then...

I think it's great.

Really?

Of course.

As long as you've thought it through.

Who would have thought your future lay in horticulture?

Trust me, no one's more surprised than I am.

It's just something that we both get a lot of pleasure out of, and it'd be

to work together one day like you and Dad.

I know that sounds really dumb.

No, it doesn't.

I think I've heard an agent.

So we're ready to go back to smart metering.

I'm gagging for a drink.

How was the challenges of electrical diagnostics and repairs?

Is that your world on fire? Maybe I want to set myself on fire.

That's where you went wrong, going to the seminars in the first place.

Where's Jake? He's such a suck. He'll be in there until the end and then line up

for an autograph.

Don't speak too soon.

It's good to see all my staff are equally as dedicated.

It's not all about laying cables. There's tennis, golf, bushball. Boring.

Boring. Oh, karaoke.

The only thing I'm signing up for is weightlifting with a standard glass of

beer, by the way. Yeah, let's just stick to soft drinks and to laughter

presentations. That's what we're here for.

Gary Tunstall.

What happened to Sam Nguyen?

Um, Sam owes people money.

Don't ask.

Now, Gazza here is a much better fit.

Gazza? Gazza, yeah.

I look like a Gazza. I feel like a Gazza. Well, Gazza, I hope you're

for your time in the sun.

What? Well, it says here you're doing a presentation on carbon accreditation and

the electrical industries.

Save me a fundraiser.

Sorry, Gazza, it's not you, it's me.

Do you think I'm all right in here?

Oh, look at you.

Hey, sweetheart, you're playing up a bit.

Yeah, the madam here's not too keen on her dinner.

Oh, sweetheart, you love your pumpkin.

What's going on?

Oh, she feels a bit warm.

Oh,

yeah, she is a bit.

Maybe she's getting Dave's cold.

Yeah, that'd be right.

Look, you finish getting ready.

She'll be okay.

Okay. Well, you know the rules, Missy. Finish that and then you have your bath,

okay?

Come on.

Thanks, Dad.

Oh.

That last one wasn't too bad.

You were asleep through half of it.

Hell, I concentrate better with my eyes closed.

Well, according to my watch, it is long gone beer o 'clock.

I'd better call Jules. Wish her well for tonight.

Still a gazzer, is it? Pete McInnes.

Where's Jake?

Oh, he's probably still asking questions.

Maybe we shouldn't do that. No, no. See, Jake's already a dag. He's got nothing

to lose. We, on the other hand, you know. Good point.

Hey, you got beers?

Excuse me, please.

Thank you.

That ought to do it.

Have another look.

Pete McInnes.

Big M, little C, big I, double N, I -N.

Hello?

Hold still, darling.

Oh, she's definitely running a temperature.

Well, it's nothing we haven't seen before.

I guess.

No need for you to give up your night.

Yeah, hello.

Yeah, it's me, just checking in. Wanted to wish you a fun night.

Oh, darling, hi.

You all dolled up?

Send me a photograph and I'll brag about you to all the other delegates.

Yeah, well, I actually may not be going.

What? Why? Well, Ruby's sick. She's got your cold.

Jules, she's fine.

Anyway, I just don't feel right about leaving her.

How bad is she?

Well, she's got a temperature.

How high?

38. That's not that bad.

Well, what if she gets worse?

Well, I'm sure Ted can handle it.

Yeah, easy for you to say.

Yeah, besides, if she's got my cold, according to you, she's got nothing to

worry about.

Honestly, Julie, there's no need for you to stay.

We'll call you if it gets any worse.

What did Ted say?

Nothing. I'm sure he'll call if Ruby gets any worse.

Julie, she'll be fine. Now, both of you deserve a night out. All right, okay,

okay, I'll go.

Good on you.

Anyway, I'd better get going. The taxi will be here soon.

Have a great time. Can't wait to hear all about it. Yeah, you too. Love you.

Yeah, love you too.

Bye.

Sirius Park.

Not many of your sort around.

What, Gemini's?

That deserves a drink.

KB Jennings.

We work together a lot, five days a week, sometimes six. Pete, McInnes.

Look, Frankie and I are trying to have a chat. Oh, great, good. No, we love

chats.

Nuts. Oh, I'm right.

I'm fine, thanks.

No, I'd really, um, I'd really love some. Sorry, do you mind just, could you

just grab those nuts?

Sure, sure.

Thanks.

Careful, Tango, he's twice your size.

Who's Tango?

My mum's chihuahua barks like mad whenever the big dogs come round. There

go. Thank you.

I could say something about you holding my nuts.

But I won't.

Oh, mate, you don't talk to girls like that.

Easy, Tango. Is that right? That's right, yeah.

Excuse me, mate. Um, two of yours.

Idiot gave it to me by mistake.

Fantastic. I can't get him to go to some seminar without that. I wouldn't want

him to start.

Pete McInnes.

Found him.

Good.

Just been going for a drink.

Oh, no, I'm on these antibiotics.

Oh, come on, one won't kill you. There you go, Pete.

How often do you get a night off, mate?

Don't I? Well, if you put it that way.

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Oh, look out, Dave's on the leash.

I'll call you later.

Don't worry, Jewel. She'll be fine. Yeah, it's just... It's all right. Have

Okay. Thanks, Dad.

Hey. Hey.

Sorry to keep you. No rush.

You look amazing.

Oh, thanks.

New dress.

Well, whatever you paid, it was a bargain.

You don't look so bad yourself.

It's all I think. There's no air getting past this tie.

Thanks.

Actually, I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

Ruby's sick.

I can't go.

I'm sorry.

No, there's no need to apologise.

It's important you do what you have to do.

Have a good night.

I will endeavour to do that.

Surely she's overreacting.

Well, it's still 38.

Yeah, I know, I know. I just didn't feel right leaving her.

You two can still go out for dinner if you like.

No, I've just started cooking and there's plenty here for you two.

Sorry for crashing your night in. No dramas.

Here. Oh, thanks.

Although I was looking forward to your stories.

Emma told me that Angelica Jolie's going to be there.

And then Emma was having you on.

One of the unwritten rules for parents is that you're never off duty, even if

you're all dressed up and looking fabulous.

Why do you stay to the end? You already know all of that stuff. He was looking

me right in the face. I couldn't just get up and leave. Of course you can. You

just pretend you're busted.

Genius!

Who's up for another drink?

I'll pick the ZS. Dave? Nah, you can count me out this time. You're not

a fizz about your medication?

Nah, nah, just kidding.

Alright, well, suit yourself.

I wonder how to believe we're related right now.

Everything alright?

Ah, yeah, Ruby's running a fever.

Is she okay?

Yeah, it's just, maybe I should be at home. Now I gave her the cold, I should

least be there to look after her. There's these things called phones. Ted

always ring you if there's a problem.

Yeah, true.

Here we go!

Oh, no. I could kiss you right now.

It's delicious.

Come on, Nana's won it all in. I don't know.

Hey, well, don't hold back on my account. You're the one who's going to

See? Open before you know it.

What could possibly go wrong?

Someone's got to put that one out of its misery. No, I'm fine. Really.

After your recent format, probably for the best.

Don't look at me.

Come on, Rafter.

We'll still respect you in the morning. No, it's probably good for the boss to

set an example. Of what? Being boring?

Boring.

Boring. Ah, boring.

Bloody hell.

Hey!

Okay, mister, what's going on? What?

You've been grinning to yourself all night.

I'm a funny guy.

Not that funny.

All right, I admit, I've got an idea I want to run past you. But during a

shift's not the right time.

Let me guess, you're going to be a ventriloquist.

No.

You're not going to buy a goat, are you?

Warmer.

What are you guys doing here? I thought you were babysitting.

So did we, but Julie had other plans.

We've got released on parole for cake and hot chocolate.

Yum. I'll get you some menus.

Thanks, Donna.

What for?

What? You can thanks, Donna.

Here for the menu.

You mean Emma?

What did I say?

It doesn't matter.

Both our names are practically the same anyway.

It's true. I'm always calling you the wrong name, aren't I, Amanda?

Nanny used to run through everybody's name except the person she was talking

I was always Julie, Dave, Rachel, Nathan, Ben.

Hi. Hi. I was just on my way home. I just thought I'd stop by, see how Ruby

Oh, she's fine. Yeah.

I'm completely overreacted. Good. Well, I had to give you this.

Oh. It's the goodie bag from the premiere. I already picked all the

out. You're welcome to the rest. Thank you.

Well, it can't be over already. It's too early.

No, it's still grinding on. Words have yet to be invented to describe how

it is. Oh.

Yeah. Well, anyway, look, I'm glad Ruby's fine, and I'll see you. What?

Hey, if you can put up with my oath of glamorous attire, I'll make you a cuppa.

Okay, well, I'll see how I go, but if it gets too much... Oh, come on.

Nice to see you take your comfort seriously.

Yes, well, it's an extreme sport around here. Kettle's just boiled.

Take a seat.

Thanks. I tell you, another ten minutes and I would have been technically brain

dead.

Actually, are you sure you don't want something stronger? We've got wine or

beer. Absolutely not. I've been dreaming of a cup of tea for the last hour.

You think I'm joking?

No, no, I know you better than that.

Well, you didn't miss much, trust me.

Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad.

True. Helen Mirren did make a nice speech.

Really? You sure it wasn't that guy from the carpet warehouse ad?

Actually, he was there. He was in a shag pile waistcoat.

I'm glad you think it's funny. They made me take a picture with him.

There you go. Thank you.

And then there was chaos as everyone tried to sneak out of the theatre all at

the same time. I think I head -butted that woman from Deal or No Deal, you

the blonde one. Oh, you poor thing. We at least deserve a biscuit.

Thank you.

So, did you hear from Dave?

Yeah, I heard, actually.

Room full of tradies, with a free pass, bet the beers were lowing.

Dave's not really into big nights.

He's probably already asleep by now.

Save me, Jen. Or you'll be regretting that tomorrow.

It doesn't matter, because if that was surprisingly said... I should

be so lucky to love.

Really like this room.

Do you?

Why?

It's just got a nice feel.

See,

I was going minimalist, but I went suburban chaos.

Yeah,

the basket of socks works really well.

Now, you see, Dave argued against that, but I think it adds a definite flair.

Indeed. Now I'm going to get me one, too.

A ticket right in the hallway.

I'll bet your house is nothing like this.

What do you think my house looks like?

Oh, OK.

Glass and chrome.

Shiny surfaces.

No dirty fingerprints, anyway.

Go on.

Oh, OK.

Maybe some artefacts from all your travels.

African masks and bits of the Berlin Wall.

I tell you what, let's swap.

Yeah, could you imagine?

Ruby'd have everything covered in a chewed apple in three seconds flat.

but it's nice.

I mean, it's lived in. It's a home.

Yeah. I mean, as you know, I was always travelling, too busy to put roads down.

Well, you're not now.

No.

But the truth is, I don't know where to start.

Basket of socks, work back from there.

I've got to go.

Well, you don't have to.

I mean, not unless you want to.

You're not too tired?

No, not at all.

Tell you what, we could go really crazy and open a bottle of wine.

Crazy's good. Okay.

Sharing a glass of wine with another man is only bending the rules.

But if that's the case, why did I feel a little bit guilty?

Do we really have to name the baby after all of your relatives?

Oh, maybe not Uncle Andrastos. Not since he backed over Mum's bird bar.

Yeah, we don't want to jinx our baby to be a bad driver.

No.

Hang on.

I thought you were sure it was a girl.

I am.

Unless it's a boy.

We're just covering all bases, honey.

Well, you better add Auntie Panagiotis' name to the list. Yeah, she fed Dad's

rabbits while they were away.

Right. So, if it's a girl, including Auntie...

Panacotta. Panayota.

It's 14 names.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

What's that, a shopping list?

No, it's not. Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, it's a shopping list. You're buying

Panacotta. Panayota, it's my auntie's name.

You know, you can talk about it, baby.

And we will, in bed.

Come on, babe.

Yeah.

Night, babe. Night.

Night. Good night.

Okay, spill.

No, keep guessing, it's fun. No, spill.

All right, all right, all right.

I'm thinking about buying a cottage.

What?

You know, the one that we stayed at in the country.

Yes, I remember.

Well, I know that I'll have a mortgage, but it shouldn't be too bad.

And you can still study. There's a tape nearby and we could get jobs in the

local cafe or something and grow stuff and sell it and earn money that way. And

that's what you've been trained to do, to live off the land. Yeah, well, Ben,

hang on. And there'll be chickens and we can have sheep and make soup. Ben, Ben.

You think it's a stupid idea?

No.

I don't know what I think.

I remember what it was like.

It was just so beautiful and peaceful.

It was perfect.

Oh, my God.

We could live there. We could.

We totally could.

I'm a bad dad. You're a bad dad? No, no, a bad dad. Oh, I affect my family. No,

you don't. Who wants a drink?

We're a great team. Aren't we a great team? Yeah, great team.

Orange whip, orange whip, orange whip. I can't find my phone. Three orange

whips. Where's my phone?

Over here, there.

Toilet, is that all right?

Isn't it great she's part of our team? Isn't she great?

Oh, you guys.

I tried to order another drink, but no ducker.

Yeah, no, I wouldn't serve us either.

We missed you.

I don't think I'm five minutes still.

Jeez, Tango, I think I preferred it more when you were ignoring me.

All right, I'm out of here.

Toby.

Don't worry about it.

Where's my phone?

Unwritten rules are there for a reason.

Once they're broken, there's no going back. Oh, come on, there must be

something. Primary school teacher, I guess. Okay, you'd be good at that.

Yeah, maybe. I like kids.

Just as well, really.

What about you?

Me? I always wanted to be a journalist.

Being a novelist seemed too unrealistic.

Did you ever write a book?

Not disciplined enough.

That's funny, the path we take, where we end up.

Yeah.

Did you end up where you thought you'd be?

Yeah, pretty much.

You're probably thinking I should have aimed a bit higher.

No, not at all.

You're just saying that. No, really.

What?

I just wish I had what you have.

What, a husband?

I thought you mentioned it.

That's weird.

Yeah. No, no, seriously.

You know, a family and kids.

Well, it's not too late.

I mean, my kids are the best thing I've ever done.

I know that.

Still, you know, there's times when you can't help but wonder... What might have

been?

Yeah.

Hmm.

I, uh... Oh, no.

What? Nothing.

Nothing? Come on, I told you.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. It's far more embarrassing.

Well, you never know.

Maybe I was going to say the same thing.

What do you think this is?

What we're doing.

I don't know.

I like it.

I'm home.

Oh, Dad.

In here, hi.

This is Adam, my boss.

Ted Tala.

Adam Goodman.

How's Ruby?

Oh, the temperature's come right down. She'll probably flip it off.

Well,

I should go.

Hey, thanks for the gift bag.

Thank you for the chat.

I'll see you out. No, no need. I'm fine.

I'll see you at work.

Okay. Nice to meet you, Ted.

Bye.

So, how was your nightcap?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

Oh, it was nice of Adam to drop round.

Bit late for a visit, isn't it?

Don't, Dad.

Four beers, thanks, mate. That'd be great. What are you doing?

It can't be over.

No, no, I've got the... Mate,

well, it's un -Australian to begin with. You know, in some countries, if a man

demands a beer, you legally have to give... You're not seriously closing the

bar. No, shut up, mate.

It's not over, mate. It's not over.

Hey, hey, hey.

We've got the minibars.

And I'm not afraid to use them. Me neither.

To my room.

Oh, wait.

I'm sharing with Cobes. Do you all rent? Yeah. Let's do it. No, I'm going to go

to bed. Oh, come on, Jackie boy. Come on, Jackie boy. No, I'm going to bed.

Oh, careful.

That's wood. I love wood.

I love you guys.

You too, big fella.

You're a kangaroo.

That's a nice tell.

What a thing. All right, just put the lid up. Oh, thanks for the tip.

I'd better call her. Where's my phone?

Dave, no, no, no. Forget the phone. I can't. I've got to find my phone. Forget

the phone. Hey, listen to me. Okay, what? It's gone. All right, okay. You

I'm really glad you found us. It just works.

Me too.

I really like you guys.

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

Okay, guys.

Addy's over.

I have to go.

It's your room.

I'll take Dave's room.

Just leave me.

Sometimes it's hard to know when you've broken an unwritten rule.

But when there's no way you're going to sleep that's usually a pretty good

indication.

Did you go all night?

Oh, not really.

Kicked you out, did you?

Oh, can you blame her?

What time did everyone leave?

I don't know. It doesn't matter.

Right, who's up for a bit of team building?

There is some rock climbing in ten minutes.

Oh,

there you are, sleepyhead.

Hey, just letting you know, I'm going to head home.

What? Yeah, this cold's getting worse, and I think Julie needs a hand with

so... Is she all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'll be fine.

Enjoy the rest of your time here. All right.

Dave.

I found your phone.

Is it just me, or was that weird?

Just you, mate.

You know, if you don't want to go rock climbing, you can just stay.

Although you've probably done enough team building for one day.

Don't. I feel sick.

You're such an idiot.

No, you're not.

Because I am. I have ruined everything.

Everyone says that after time went on.

You saw Dave. He can't even look at me.

Oh, Julie.

Gee, it's been nothing but lovely.

Where did you play him in from?

Oh, it was just a stupid drunken kid. Dave's probably forgotten about it

already. Are you joking?

He practically ran screaming from the building.

Well, maybe it's true.

He had to go home.

I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm going to have to quit, Anna. Okay, you know what? Enough.

You know what I think?

I reckon the whole thing's just going to blow over without anyone ever

mentioning it again.

So, the best thing you can do is just stop driving yourself crazy.

Okay?

And I won't say anything to anyone, I promise.

Thanks, man.

Stuck around.

I love you all. You make me proud.

You keep me clear.

You're keeping me sound.

If it weren't for you.

What happened?

Yeah.

I just missed you all.

And this cold is... Oh, darling.

We missed you too.

Having rules is one thing.

But when they're broken, who decides the punishment?